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[SPEAKER_11]: Hey guys, Paul here.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Come along and see us.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Let's go!
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[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at MichaelMeraShow.com Wow, what have we here?
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's a podcast.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I want excitement.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We have today.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Now here's Mike.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yippie-i-o-y-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-
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[SPEAKER_14]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But I made with I, you know, I would make the coffee on the kettle each and every day and you better not complain about cookies food.
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[SPEAKER_14]: No, cookie.
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[SPEAKER_14]: It's cookie.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, Mara, you know what, Josh, I know you never went out on the range with Mike, but when he was cooking on the range, he made the hardest bread.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It was fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, the thing is Rob always wanted, this is when Rob had his original teeth and he always wanted a soft bread and he would complain and I would take him aside and I would say, listen, this is hard tack.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's made to last out on the very salt and flower.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Salt horses.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Salt flower.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But in a rock.
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[SPEAKER_14]: In a way, it was good because it forced me to go to the mercantile and buy these set of teeth.
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[SPEAKER_14]: So look, I can eat hard things now.
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[SPEAKER_14]: It's great.
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[SPEAKER_14]: But Mike, someday we should get back out on the, out on the rain.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, we were city slickers before city slickers.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_14]: How's your horse, Rosie?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Rosie's fantastic long dead of course all of course but you have her buried out back don't you with the big square fence around the great down along with my my mom and dad
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[SPEAKER_14]: Do they get fences too?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Or is it the same grave?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I've got Rosie, Mom, and Dad.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, it's- And then Carl and I will be out there, too.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Somebody in Oklahoma.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I had food for news.
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[SPEAKER_14]: My horse.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Food for news.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I had stuff.
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[SPEAKER_13]: What are we doing?
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[SPEAKER_13]: What is wrong with this?
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[SPEAKER_13]: What is wrong?
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[SPEAKER_13]: This is Robin I now wanting to plunge into the reality of the program right now.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We just really want to do a play for the entire show just completely escape reality.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's what it is.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I would love to escape reality today because like the rest of the country, including Florida, he did advisory.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Everywhere.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, terrible.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And you know, some of us might hear
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[SPEAKER_13]: He did advisory and say, you know, oh, well, it's me.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We don't do that here because we have a standard for you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We have a new member of our crew.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And when I say new, he's been here a year, so he's not really new anymore.
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[SPEAKER_13]: He's part of the family, but he's a go-getter.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And he doesn't hear he did advisory and will-to-way.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Now he hears he did advisory and says, I want to do something.
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[SPEAKER_13]: on the podcast that you might see on some of the finer local television broadcast.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's the TV show stick.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you know what this is like?
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[SPEAKER_13]: We're in by the way with his ability to multi camera multitask.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think that I'm I encourage this behavior and Josh during the text thread prior to the show very recently that we received here.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I did not share with you my proper amount of
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[SPEAKER_13]: gratitude for this idea because I love this idea and if I didn't communicate it during the thread, maybe it's because today I am the recipient of a tremendous amount of in gratitude.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We'll get to that in just a second.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But I must say about Josh's son.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Before you do this before you say anything, I did the set up.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And now I have to give the punch line which is get ready throughout the broadcast today or podcast for Josh's Roca's nature fry-off.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Love it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a side.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Some might hear heat advisory in the filter way.
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[SPEAKER_13]: He hears heat advisory says, I'm going to take something outside.
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[SPEAKER_13]: and cook it in a frying pan.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Because he shoves.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's why he shoves.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Now this is a classic, a classic stunt that gets a ten.
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[SPEAKER_14]: It gets rated like ten herzags out of ten.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It is perfect.
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[SPEAKER_12]: We'll do this in January with Rob when we'll send him outside with a ruler.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, to measure the snow.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, okay, the snow.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And maybe in September, I can go outside with a yardstick and measure the floodwater.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That would be good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's just really, you know, what sort of it is becoming right now?
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[SPEAKER_14]: I know you're not in the garage anymore, but you could go to the garage and get a tape measure and measure the gratitude.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, that's the letter right in.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sure you're getting a letter.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, thank you, note, like our guest.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Do you want me to go in chronological order or order of importance or order or most recent?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think I should probably do this chronology.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I do too, but I think we need to do whatever is needed to start the cooking process.
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[SPEAKER_12]: We only have a limited number of minutes.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I did set up another camera.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That is your front porch.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, this is right here next to me.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, you haven't put it outside yet.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, the frying pan's outside warming up.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Is that a frying pan?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Do you have a camera out there also?
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[SPEAKER_12]: This camera will go out there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_12]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So in order for it to heat up, why don't you then, Rob's right?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I thought mistakenly that that was already set up there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: What we need you to do is get outside.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And we'll leave this camera out there so we can check on it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: as the show goes on.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Which result in the great reveal at the end of the program?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it's really not a reveal if we're following it throughout the show.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to check in throughout.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Mike, but the final is the big reveal.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I will say no, you can't twist this around to making my direct.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's not a big reveal bit.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a steady issue goes a bit.
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[SPEAKER_12]: We're all excited to see what happens.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, you on the text red, Bob requested bacon.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You requested scrapple.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And I was delighted that you did.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Which got me wasn't scrapple because I haven't had it since I moved to Florida.
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[SPEAKER_12]: My dad loved it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I love scrapple.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I do do Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I'm warning tradition in our house is scrapple every Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I asked three people at public three employees where the scrapple was because it was not with the bacon and the sugar nobody knows what it is.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's not as popular as it wants for us.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I came home and asked Kelly.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I said, I couldn't find the grapple and she didn't know what grapple was.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, we are limited by the amount of time we do this.
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[SPEAKER_13]: This little get together.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I suggest you get your products out of doors.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And this will give us another chance like we did with the other show where we were able to watch the fireworks just another chance to observe Josh's North Forty and see what's happening at.
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[SPEAKER_14]: For those who are listening in audio format, would you like to describe the layout that Josh has prepared, Mike?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Josh has a, it appears to be a regular white egg inside a glass bowl, a tiny glass bowl, almost form fitting of the egg.
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[SPEAKER_13]: A teaspoon with a dab of butter and a strip of bacon, which I think is the perfect amount.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Now that's the sound of the egg in the form fitting.
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[SPEAKER_12]: That's the egg, and me try it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Not the drop.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, and there's Josh's bare feet that we love the feet.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm a shoelace today.
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[SPEAKER_13]: How are you doing now?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think the key here.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, it's a restaurant.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Beautiful.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So it's direct heat and Josh, you obviously can hear us.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I can, can you hear us in here, man?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I can hear you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I can hear you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, the butter is cooking.
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[SPEAKER_13]: He's putting the butter in right now.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Let's see now.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's the first real tell because butter will be an easy melt.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, melting point.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Having a little trouble again.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Do you have trouble when you live alone?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Is the butter, I can't see from this camera shot, is the butter melting?
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[SPEAKER_14]: I think it is a little around the sides.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's great.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I can't see it that well.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, the eggs are coming.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I get it in large by picture here.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, sonny side up.
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[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And there it sits in the cast.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Well, how long has the cast iron pan been in the sun, Josh?
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[SPEAKER_12]: about five minutes before the show.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You're going to have to probably wait.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We can just leave it there right for the entire show.
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[SPEAKER_14]: You don't think a neighbor is going to come over and help themselves or a neighbor's pet.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, that could be great.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, wild pet.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right, there he goes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So we'll just keep an eye on it and see if anything begins to bumble, bumble, bumble.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And would I be correct in assuming that the butter is already melted?
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[SPEAKER_13]: It looks like it, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Even in a warm bedroom though, that would probably.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Mike, what are you doing with butter in the bedroom?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, you'd be surprised, more fair.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Did you watch?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Were you watching Marlon Brando movies again?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Well, Mike, put the bad concludes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Put your bad end.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Phase one of his experiment.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Josh Roke has made your fry-off continues on the Mike O'Mary Show, and we are, we're ready.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm just watching now, because I've expanded my shot.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I see if there's any appreciable sizzling does not appear to be happening yet.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, you don't see sizzling, but you can see the butter is gone.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Direct sunlight Josh, it's indirect sunlight.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It is indirect sunlight.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That butter appears.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Now you sometimes you can't tell if the... Now I will.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's where you want to fry a stir of bacon, too.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You want to, you know, just lean a nice penis of it right over the edge of the skill.
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[SPEAKER_14]: You want to allow for shrinkage, but I do see Mike, although the egg hasn't started to cook.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Can we get the close-up again, Josh?
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[SPEAKER_14]: That bacon starting to sweat.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That bacon is the first phase of being heated.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The bacon's starting to sweat.
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[SPEAKER_12]: How many times have I said that?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_12]: What's more about?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Four, thirty in Florida is it could just start pouring rain at any moment.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Um, okay.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That'll be even better if it starts raining on it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So this is the fry off.
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[SPEAKER_13]: What a hot day it is today.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right, so yesterday I promised that I would tell you about the household product.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The guys already know what I did.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it is no biggie.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I decided
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[SPEAKER_13]: that with the cost inflation is taken quite a toll on the cost of front doors.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We have a front door that's been a bit challenged.
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[SPEAKER_13]: What with the mechanism with the little keypad battery operated keypad for the lock that you have.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I have done there about two years ago and I remember your door being fine.
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[SPEAKER_14]: So this has to be recent damage.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's not damaged as much as it's just there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's not functioning the way it should.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's kind of catching the double door when you close it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And the front of it looks like crap.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And it's in need of something.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But in this day and age, you know, where we all get new, new, new.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think probably two years ago, year and a half ago, I started pricing front doors.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Hello.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a door.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's a door and it can't charge me that for a door.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Do you think with Stan those kids kicking it?
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[SPEAKER_12]: This is true.
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[SPEAKER_12]: This is true.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Do you think the outward, bad appearance of your door is what's preventing you from having friends?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Because they come over, they see the door and they say, you know, forget this.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I think it would make them want to come again, Rob.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think that the one story.
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[SPEAKER_14]: No, one story.
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[SPEAKER_14]: You don't see it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, but you know, it when a house starts to go thread bear.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, you got to you got to kind of stay on it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's what I'm trying to do.
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[SPEAKER_14]: You didn't know what I did to my door, which was so much easier.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I wrapped it like a present.
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[SPEAKER_14]: you put the wrapping paper on and they do a Christmas but I did all I change it for year you know sometimes it's birthday paper that times it's fourth of July it's been a good look to what I want to talk about is the process because
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[SPEAKER_13]: Carla went to a to up to DC northern Virginia to visit with friends and I thought she was door shopping up here no no the doors I have seen prices anywhere from the low end like twenty five hundred dollars to watch seven thousand dollar doors
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[SPEAKER_13]: that's like what my parents paid for their first house what if you can look up if you can look up a you know an average go to lows home depot anything like that and uh... bring up a picture of the of doors there's got to be a place there's got to be a place called the door store
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[SPEAKER_13]: But my point I'm saying, Rob, is that the cost of doors has been taking a ride on the inflation.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Big door.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You can't look here.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Let's take a look here.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We've got these are the most popular doors.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I should have given you been more specific.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Double doors.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's going to be double the price.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's good math.
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[SPEAKER_13]: He's my key was ciphering and he got that front exterior pre-hungor's the basic kind of solid twenty seven hundred dollars.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's the low end.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's a lot of money for doors.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I wasn't because my grandparents door was there the entire time the house was built for seventy years.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Back when they used to build stuff that was left and by the way, I don't I this whole leads to the fact that I don't need a new door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, this was a curveball.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I know, but I don't need a new door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not going to pay that money.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I might as well just, you know, you paint your front door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: A lot of people paint their front doors.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's what I decided to do.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And so.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Because I don't have someone here to tell me, no, all right, here we go.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, twenty thousand forty two hundred twenty five hundred twenty eight hundred forty two to forty three fifty one.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There you are.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So you see what I'm talking about.
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[SPEAKER_14]: If you cut every corner, it's still going to be over two grand.
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[SPEAKER_12]: If you get like place.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Met on door now and one later because it'll really be a bad look.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That would look like if you got like a old Chevy Monsa and put a door from another car on it just wouldn't really look no you'd hear about it
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[SPEAKER_13]: So would you like to hear the story of the door?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The story of the door is me trying to do something that even when I was a younger man was something that was out of my depth and that is being handy.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think it is more than anything else due to my patience.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I do not have patience for household projects.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I think really at the very least your tradesmen that do this kind of work are
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[SPEAKER_13]: patient because they want to get it right a good good tradesmen's going to be patient he's going to do things the right way he's going to take his time and he's going to make sure the job is done right I am not burdened with that desire I want to get the thing with over with I want to see the results as soon as possible and so I rush okay and that's the problem so we will we will get to this the main reason I tackle this project is twofold
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[SPEAKER_13]: that if Carla was here in the house you would say don't do it you don't do it you'll have this something will happen don't do it and so I didn't want to deal with that she doesn't encourage you to do that
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, I am never in cover.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Always on my back to do stuff.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And I said, no, because I won't do it right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Do stuff is a different story.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You know, if you want to, you know, cook, clean.
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[SPEAKER_14]: No, but I'm very in about like handyman stuff.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Handyman stuff like like painting a front door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I would be very here.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I would be very here.
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[SPEAKER_14]: This calendar year I was asked to do that very task.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And I denied it because I said, if I screw it up, I don't want to look at a bad looking door for the next year.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, this started Friday night, and Friday night, I Friday afternoon, I decided to venture out to the local, and my choice, we don't have an advertiser in this quadrant, so I would give you ace hardware, my local ace hardware.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I go to for lots of stuff, fishing stuff, hardware.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's smaller than the big ones, and I love it, though.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Does it go back to when you had to do, on your other house, after a flood, you had to do a lot of work.
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[SPEAKER_13]: did a tremendous amount of work.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And then they started where was perfect for you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I absolutely the best that we when we've done stuff down here when you guys have come into the studio right there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's always the the go to and I do they saw pipe and drape.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, no, that was custom.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, well, that's what I said, isn't it?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Here's the picture of the door you sent me.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, that's not it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I just didn't, you know, when you have guests over this time of year one's the who has the time to scrape come into the shed.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh,
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[SPEAKER_13]: It was necessary.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It was, you know, marked up, especially down there where the, you know, the feats are.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It was just not looking really good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So the first thing I have to do is I have to figure out what am I dealing with here.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Am I dealing with metal and my dealing with wood and I'm dealing with a fiberglass door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There are a lot of them in the neighborhood.
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[SPEAKER_13]: space age polymer so it's off to talk to the people at the ace a great painting session there and find out exactly what I'm going to do and what kind of pain I'm going to put on there and you know what they say yeah a ace is the place for the help for hardware folk so you went to the right place they're going to help you out you want to try that one again because the first time you know this is the place for the helpful hardware folk
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[SPEAKER_13]: I thought you said ACES the place with a herper harder.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Well, you know, you should keep those ears every morning.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You should work on your dialect.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, anyway, for addiction.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You should work on it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Can I tell my story for Christ's sake without you speaking up every six seconds?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I wish you would.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So anyway, I go to the ace, got to pick out the color, got to pick out the type of paint.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Very helpful.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So what kind of color do you want?
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[SPEAKER_13]: These are usually the colors we use for the front door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I pick because I love the color, I pick what is a kind of a very similar to the color of Rob's T-shirt.
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[SPEAKER_13]: A rust burgundy.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's called cottage red.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, and is there anything that says folksy and do that was a temp.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, he got to protect.
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[SPEAKER_13]: He did.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Does that mean you have to run outside to check on the or just pull your phone off.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I'll let the firm call and we'll check on it on the next break.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I'm on in the fridge.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Cool it off.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I go there, get to pick, get the, I'm just getting a court.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Don't need any more, anything more than that.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So you're, it's going to be one and done.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Nice thick color, heavy duty color covers easily should be.
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[SPEAKER_13]: What color is it replacing?
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[SPEAKER_13]: It is going over what would be, you know, the same color of everything in our neighborhood, you know, that kind of, uh, tan gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And we finally mentioned that because that will come into play later.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I get started and what I'm going to do is I look online and what these people do is they they rough it up with sandpaper the exterior of the door so the paint will adhere right and then they uh... one of the guys was using uh... acetone to wash down uh... you know the the guy immediately says you don't need
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[SPEAKER_13]: You don't need acetone.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You need denatured alcohol.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That'll be how to do it and you won't have to worry about anything drying out or anything like that.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Denatured.
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[SPEAKER_14]: When you picked up the denatured alcohol, did he also show you where he kept the olives?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Use it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Use the denatured alcohol.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I got that in the back room.
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[SPEAKER_13]: did you take the door off of the hinges that it's funny you mentioned that because I looked at that and I saw both done and obviously as a single person doing this without any help I thought it would probably be best to leave it up in its double doors they're very
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[SPEAKER_14]: Hard to hang a door by yourself.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We can't really do it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I left him up and it has a matter of fact.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I saw a video with a guy taping up the hardware with Painter's tape and I decided I would go with that if that was problematic.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'd take the hardware off after after I got done painting.
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[SPEAKER_14]: So it's not to paint the hardware cottage red.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't want to.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, the hinges.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That was by necessity.
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[SPEAKER_13]: They were dingy.
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[SPEAKER_13]: They were dingy.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I was like, I didn't mind painting them over.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Even though it's really more by me.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, if they've been sparkling brass, they'd still be sparking over.
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[SPEAKER_13]: They'd still be painted over.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I know things drive fast, especially outside in Florida.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, the heat.
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[SPEAKER_12]: But yeah, how did you handle like open and close in the door?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Did you close the door for it to dry?
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[SPEAKER_13]: The combination of both, you know, because you got to do, you're not doing one side of the door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You're doing the other, but the inside track before the weather stripping, you want that to be the same color as the exterior of the door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So you have to open the doors for that point to find your doors.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I'm trying to remember they open into the house, right?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Not out to the yard.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I get the paint.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I get the denatured alcohol.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I get the sandpaper.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I sand it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then I shop back while the like sanding thing.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then I hit it with the denatured alcohol.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And it's time to paint.
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[SPEAKER_14]: How gritty was your sandpaper?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Was it a fine sandpaper?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Or is it a twenty?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, that's pretty fine.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's very fine.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Really fine.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's really fine.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Where are you?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Don't say that word.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's an ugly word.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I can never find him.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think the door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Part of one I ever have.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Some really finds.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Some of them I mean, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Do you have you memorized your stuff?
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, you haven't.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Because why would you do that?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Why would you know where everything is?
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[SPEAKER_14]: So it's not your stuff around.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Why don't I go to the next town board and see if they're because now it's a goddamn quest to get back to the garage beat.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then of course it takes ten seconds to pop on and by the time you've moved on, some of it really find.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Some of it is very fine.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Some of it is very fine.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Some of it is very fine.
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[SPEAKER_14]: We're really forget it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm done.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I get that done.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's time to paint.
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[SPEAKER_13]: This was my first what I would consider my first major mistake of the project.
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[SPEAKER_13]: When you go to a paint store, you will see that you have brushes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You have pads that do like corners and stuff that and you have rollers.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And you also have what appeared to be sticks with little pieces of styrofoam, like little gray styrofoam paintbrushes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I said, this will be like the, oh, I know exactly what you mean, but they're not long sticks.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And this will be the ease of paintbrushes with the smoothness of the edger and the roller.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, that's nothing could be further from the truth.
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[SPEAKER_13]: They were cheap and they painted cheap.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And they were streaks.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And this is the first coat going on where it looked like.
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[SPEAKER_13]: By the time I got finished, it looked like I had a striped door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It was just quite red.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Crazy fast because of the heat because I'm sure your door was not because of the humidity.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It did not because of the humidity.
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[SPEAKER_13]: In fact, the opposite was true.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It did not dry fast because of that.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But I was able to successfully put two coats on by Friday night.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But that was with another trip to the hardware store where I went and did I get a roller?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I got a roller.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I got a roller because this time I went back online, so oh, it's roller.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Roller is just a eight inch roller.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I got a small one.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I got a couple of varieties of small ones because it's a door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And so the streaking was my first problem.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm like, I'm going to have to get a new device.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And at this point, I'm not approaching the cost of new front doors, but if this goes into another weekend, the cost is going to be prohibitive.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And so the second coat is rolled on.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And it looks like a first coat that had been done well.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Does that make any sense?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's what that's the look I had.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So you're making progress.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, which means though I don't step behind.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I also thought this would be one coat Johnny because I'm a moron and I think these things are easy.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And by the way, the door has glass inserts in it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So you got to paint around them.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Once you are done with that, you got to tape off the inside of the glass and then paint around that.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And inside the glass insert is decorative molding that's in there along with some weather stripping cock stuff.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's like
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[SPEAKER_13]: Can you put any more multiple effing surfaces on this eighth of an inch to make my job a total esho?
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[SPEAKER_14]: You didn't build this house, some other jackass built your house and he chose that door.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So you know, that's a standard front door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think once I began to do the the insert is when the first fall happened.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The fall off of the crappy step ladder that I had.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Of course, with the fall comes the paint.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's close by.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And fortunately, the first fall, the paint landed pretty much on me and didn't spell that badly.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And so I was able to, I was able to recover.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Rather, rather quickly.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And did you look around to see if anyone saw you fall?
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, nobody around.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Everybody's dead here.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Everybody's getting ready.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Everybody's in there, in their hospital bed inside their bedroom.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Meanwhile, you're on the front porch.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm on the front porch.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, one more person so you could hit your head.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm aware of how old I am and they're certainly, but here's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The only reason I fell the first time.
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[SPEAKER_13]: was because the step ladder, the cheesy little steppler, which is all I need.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't need a regular, like, uh, uh, aluminum ladder.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I got the kind that you get, like, crackers out of the second shelf in a closet, you know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Or a cabinet.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Do not step on the top wrong.
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[SPEAKER_14]: They'll tell you this and also don't step on the shelf.
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[SPEAKER_14]: They don't want you to step on that top run.
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[SPEAKER_14]: There's always a warning there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I think I've got I've got the run.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You know what?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Thanks for later.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You're thinking.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you're thinking of a step later and I spoke incorrectly.
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[SPEAKER_13]: This is more like a step stool.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, it's a stool.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, it's a three wrong step stool.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So the top layer on a step stool is actually where you are supposed to stand.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, my band, the problem is when you're getting off the step stool, once you go down to the second step, you have to remember there's one more.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's sad.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm so pissed at this point because I skip the second level.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And not only do I hurt my back, because my left foot comes crashing down to the base, but the paint goes and now it's a setback.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But I cleaned it up relatively quickly.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And where are we now?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I got to ask you if you lost like this is not this is not this is Saturday night into Sunday.
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[SPEAKER_14]: All right, have you?
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[SPEAKER_14]: How much paint of the court did you lose on the fall?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Like half an inch.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, so that's not that much hardly anything, but paint is expensive.
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[SPEAKER_14]: So that had to panic around.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And how do you have an audience at this point?
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, there's nobody here.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not kidding you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not kidding you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The people you hear, you know, what you'll see is they're walking all over the place in the season.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then the people that stay down here all summer are either the people who are financially challenged or the people that are so old that they don't make the trip up.
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[SPEAKER_13]: North anymore.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And if you don't see them, it's because, and sometimes you'll see them out with a nurse.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Um, but or they went up north and didn't come back.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And uh, and there's that sort of code in your neighborhood, Mike, when they say, they went up north and never came back.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You know, Rob, when, uh, sometimes when you see the foresale sign out in front of the house, it's equivalent to one.
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[SPEAKER_13]: My mom was in her assisted living apartment and she would come out and see a new rose.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm a hallway tanker.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Be out there.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's a nice way to handle it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I shouldn't joke about that.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, you should, though.
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[SPEAKER_13]: My mom had a rose at one point.
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[SPEAKER_14]: So if you don't laugh about it, you cry.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So this is Sunday and then I'm saying to myself, you know, I'll be able to knock all of it out on Sunday, finish it all up on Sunday.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Did you finish it before or after Mass?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I never do anything before mass.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So the answer is after.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I get done with this.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And at this point, I was saying to myself, it was the day went on and on and on with the second coat on Sunday.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then the spillage.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And by the time the spillage was done, I said, I need some just one more little thing.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to need a razor to tackle the glass to just trim up that nasty paint that's
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[SPEAKER_13]: If you're keeping track of all the things I use to attack this, I use tape.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That was not successful because when I pulled the tape off the first time, because it's a water-based latex pain, it kind of like peeled.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It peeled it off the other latex-based product.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then it was the razor.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And when I did the razor, it kind of made a rough edge.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, and then the third part I'm doing this for like four hours trying to get this right and I'm doing the the straight edge the plastic straight edge Yeah, and then almost got it right, but that's like a brush with like two wheels on it and it's red
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's just a, it's a, it's basically a strip of plastic that you put in the corner and you paint a lot.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a car.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a car.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And unfortunately, that tends to bleed out a little bit if you're not using a teeny tiny amount of paint to make a long story short.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I, it looked good enough, good enough by Sunday night that I thought I'd be okay.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And as I looked at the finished product, I said, hmm.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, all right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I'll take a little break here and I will I will tackle those last little touch up areas and I don't think we're dealing with any more than fifteen twenty minutes here and I started to step down and I did the same thing again.
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[SPEAKER_13]: This time
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[SPEAKER_13]: All of it came out of the hand.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But it, it's not like it was in a bad position.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It landed on the step to my front door and on the pavers leading up to the front door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All of it.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Not only on the grass.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There's no grass nearby.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I have centered it in the middle of the job.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No plastic down.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't have because I was doing some final touch point.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I had removed the drop cloth at this point.
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[SPEAKER_13]: to say I was discouraged.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You know, I won't say that word.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a soft word.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I was so pissed.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I was effing my way.
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[SPEAKER_14]: You were also discouraged.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I was hired at this point and it's hot and I'm soaking wet because it's sweaty outside.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm at this point.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm like,
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm looking at this saying, I really have no idea what I'm going to do.
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[SPEAKER_13]: This is a disaster.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I have a tan-painted concrete step that is now completely covered in one little dollop, a little, a little beautiful, baby heart of red, cottage red paint, and then the rest of it ejaculated onto the floor.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I've got all this.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm like, you're not coming up on murder scene.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's like, you know, you're going to get like people from a murder show, come see you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, I don't mind.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's so thick and it's so all encompassing that I say to myself, I've got to get paper towels and just scoop up because this is not if I use towels, it's ridiculous.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There's no absorbency.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I get to tell an hour and a half later.
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[SPEAKER_13]: after paper towels, and mineral oil, mineral, what is it?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Mineral oils?
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's not with the American mineral that's stupid name, you know, ancient and the Griffith effing name for a mineral spirit.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, go to the Mercantile and get your mineral spirit.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I like that name.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Of course you do.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Out of, of course you like that name.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I am going through mineral spirits, paper towels.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I have so many microfiber towels that I got at Costco, that big atomizers, package of all those.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm tearing through them.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The only solid I'm taking is that, oh, these ridiculously overbought microfiber towels, I'm just going to tear through these and then chuck them away like they're paper towels.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Two questions at this point.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Did you at any point think you're just going to say Chuck it and call a pro to come in and fix what you painted.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, there's never going to have no.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I am I am at the finish line.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I am at the finish line of this project.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Second question.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Did the thought of a power washer enter your mind immediately.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, and what's the only thing?
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[SPEAKER_12]: The only the only the only.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, this point because you've got the fresh paint on the door.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, because the doors open to the outside.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So when they open, the painted side is going against the power washer, and it's not going to splatter on the painted side.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And by the way, the majority of the door is dry to the touch now.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's doing fine.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But also with water base, it's supposed to react to water.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I've within ten minutes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: had the power washer on this thing and it was just I sat there I brought a chair out and I hooked up the power washer and I just stood there with the effing wand at this little red faint red area that would not die and yes water based you didn't use water based paint yeah was water based
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I thought you're supposed to use like an oil base.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's water base.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I used the paint.
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[SPEAKER_13]: They told me to use exterior.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm using exterior water base paint.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Let Lady McBeth finish her story.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So mineral of paper towels, fifteen, twenty minutes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Just getting as much of it up as I could.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Then after that, I just I just poured
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[SPEAKER_13]: mineral spirits on it just to thin it out ever so slightly and I just left it there then over to the side of the house to get the garden hose bring the garden hose in and just and then of course the what's the one the one that's never on when I'm pleading the snakes pen is the jet which I always want on but old lord was it on this time
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[SPEAKER_13]: Of course it was on this time a little setting and I immediately pull it back because I sent like, you know, I don't want to use bad words, but I sent a beautiful arc of water into the middle of my living room.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And so I just just blame the dogs.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The dogs are staring at me from their pen just going, what the fuck is he?
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[SPEAKER_13]: The dogs love this.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And so I end up just sprinkling the water on it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And when I do, all of the paint
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[SPEAKER_13]: that have gotten down between the pavers bubbles up.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And now I've got a six by eight area of water down red paint on all the pavers.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm starting.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm wanting to cry.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm wanting to just get in Christ.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, and I did I mention during this whole, by the way, it's eight, thirty.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So it's almost daylight fading.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I still have a little daylight before.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I am texting.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's Carlis, would it come on for us?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Is it Bob Ross?
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, sir.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So anyway, get, I get that out and I'm like, okay, it looks like it's and thank God.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Thank God, the pavers are rust colored pavers.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you, Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you, Lord, for that.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I end up saying, this is not gonna go anywhere.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I see that the water is not encroaching on the job itself so I can take it up a notch and I go get the electric power washer and that's when I brought the power washer out and I'm just hitting it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm just getting it for ever.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's not going anywhere and I put the other little nozzle.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You know, when you have a power wash, you put that soap nozzle in because it got a full thing already put in there of the soap and I put the soap and I was going to clean up that stup area to the little step area.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I'm kind of killing two birds.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm starting to relax because it looks like maybe with the soap on it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It is starting to dissipate ever so slightly.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The whole process.
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[SPEAKER_13]: that was going to take fifteen to twenty minutes i am at about an hour and a half it is getting to be nine nine o'clock at night and i'm wrapping up the uh... the power washing of this and at this point how does it make you feel
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[SPEAKER_13]: I feel as though I have eradicated the red stain totally.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There's no more evidence of red paint anywhere.
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[SPEAKER_13]: At this point, I'm going to turn off the power washer, drag it to the garage, and I'm going to say to myself, I'm done for the day.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I will I will take this up in the wee hours of the morning because I have to get up very early on Monday to tackle this little touch up that I had wasn't going to take it right time at all and clean the house and get everything ready for Princess Leia to arrive from up north.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We'll do news in the third because I just want to take a pause.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a real effing happy ending.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm glad the Prince's story should be titled, I'll never do anything again ever in my life.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I will never do anything handy.
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[SPEAKER_12]: If you were paying attention on Monday's show, my cat a little, the paint's still on him.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't realize that because I, I have, I have, I came in late.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I'm hope that my age, most people think it's a bruise.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We have more show continuing.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Sometimes you just need a little something, you know, something in the middle of the afternoon to help you get through the rest of your inbox or something at the end of the day to make your evening more enjoyable.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Did you write this?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Are you telling people to have their gummies in the
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[SPEAKER_14]: Now this is from Seoul and you know what?
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[SPEAKER_14]: They speak the truth.
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[SPEAKER_14]: If you have like at four o'clock, if you go to the influence of the Seoul gummy right now, not on this program sir, no sir.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right, but we love so right arrow.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I do all the time when as soon as the show's over.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, but not during the show.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So yeah, nothing as you know is both of you know very well nothing in my life is going to get in the way of me having a nice golf game.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I am off.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I am off to you know do the old golf thing and while you're for a porch looks like
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it's why I set the alarm today.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I set the body alarm.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I don't use an alarm clock.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I can know what time I want to get up.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I will get up at that time.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I set my body clock for four, four, four, four, five this morning.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Too early.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Just wanted to get it done.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Had to clean the kitchen, had to straighten up the house.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then I had to do my final touch up and sweep out the, you know, the entryway area where all the sand was kicked up where I power watched it the night before.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I had mentioned that.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's my life.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, my life.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sitting there looking at the glass area where I've used now a straight edge where I have used a painter's tape and where I've used a razor blade.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm like, you know, it looks pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And just on a whim, it looks pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It looks pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Pretty good, pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Take my fingernail and I just sort of run it up at the top and sort of press and run it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And as I do that,
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[SPEAKER_13]: Wala.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Suddenly I'm like, well, that first inch looks for it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Well, that foot looks pretty.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I did it on both sides and low and behold, I think I went from a six to maybe a seven and a half eight as far as the finished product was concerned.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Do you think that the first time you pulled the tape off and it pulled the paint with it?
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[SPEAKER_14]: It was because you were too eager and you pulled it off too soon.
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[SPEAKER_13]: a hundred percent.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's the patient's factor.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think you're right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: If I waited, it would have been fine, but I don't wait for stuff that's to wait.
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[SPEAKER_14]: No one does.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So at this point, I am out of crappy t-shirts to pain in.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I am painting with my paint stained, you know, pull over shorts that I happened to be wearing.
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[SPEAKER_14]: And did you put on your tuxedo?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I don't have a shirt.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And because I don't have a shirt and I'm taking trash out along with drop clause and everything.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Of course.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The next thing neighbor decides to venture out at five thirty in the morning.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Hi.
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[SPEAKER_13]: What are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm like, I'm showing my two you lady.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's what I'm doing.
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[SPEAKER_12]: But you've been out there in five thirty in the morning with less in the past.
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[SPEAKER_12]: What do you mean?
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[SPEAKER_12]: You've talked about going out there and walking the dogs without pants.
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[SPEAKER_13]: In my underwear.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, in my underwear.
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[SPEAKER_13]: But there's different.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There's a difference even when you're being in your underwear with a shirt on and being with a pair of gym shorts and no top at my age.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's not a pretty thing to see.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I really wouldn't wish it on anybody.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I still blame it on the neighbor.
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[SPEAKER_14]: You shouldn't unless you've got a purpose.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_14]: You shouldn't be out that early.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm out early to finish up what I did.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It was miraculously quick that I looked and I went, hmm.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That'll do.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That'll do for now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That will.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I've got the evil step ladder as far away from me and it's still got the court of paint probably night the second court of paint probably eighty percent ninety percent full with the lid on top or I'd left it the night before you want to go near it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's got a paint covered microfiber towel on there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's got a big glob jewel of paint where the paint fell off the ladder and it's just sitting over there.
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[SPEAKER_14]: So I got a microfiber thing is stuck on that for life.
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[SPEAKER_13]: If he'll appealed off, went right in the trash.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's what I do it in quite a way.
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[SPEAKER_13]: At this point, it's roll up the hose, get the power washer, tidy up still is power washer in the garage.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Get the step ladder out of the way, sweep up, spruce up.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then sweep up the inside of the house where we've done.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Cologne yourself.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Cologne shower.
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[SPEAKER_13]: What a day.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I got out of the house at about seven, fifteen.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's pretty good.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Even though you had to get up nine on to five.
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[SPEAKER_14]: That's pretty fast.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I'm the day continues.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You know, no need to move the door mat for like cover up a stain or anything.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, the door mat.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I got a big, heavy rubber, kind of designed, intricate design, real heavy that goes in front.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And when I laid that down, there was no evidence of paint.
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[SPEAKER_13]: None.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Zed.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Thanks, Craig.
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[SPEAKER_13]: If there's one thing I did with this job, where I spilled paint, I got rid of it, except on me.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's still, you know, in various spots on me that I still might have just a teeny bit on my thumb here.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Which house serve as a reminder?
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[SPEAKER_13]: best never do it anything again ever do anything well you want to know why people now remember what it was two hundred dollars to get something done yeah and then it became a thousand in the blood and now it's two grand yet do anything anything oh you'd like me to come into your living room and fart two thousand dollars please that was my business plan cough
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I finish up.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And at this point, Carla says she's going to land at, I've talked to Carla a couple of times.
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[SPEAKER_13]: She has no idea what's been done.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I almost, you know, but you know, I can't wait when I'm giving a present.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I can't wait.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I almost did the FaceTime experience where I said, hey, take a look.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, I'm going to wait.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to do this point.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I need to jump in with a small story that will illustrate this facet of Mike.
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[SPEAKER_14]: One time we were in an Iowa casino.
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[SPEAKER_14]: and he had a massive hit on one of the machines high roller hit like upper i think about two thousand dollars at the time and he was so excited he called carla and told her i've won two thousand dollars and then within twenty minutes he gave it all back yeah he can't do everything
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, that's me.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So I wait and she's going to land at ten thirty.
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[SPEAKER_13]: This will dovetail into a method of communication.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And you know, it's probably going to make for a bit of a ten-sevening in my home, but I don't care when you are communicating.
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[SPEAKER_13]: and you're in and around an airport and you have a loved one that's either anticipating your arrival or wants to know when you get to your destination if you're traveling.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I would believe that the method of communication should at all times be text messaging.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think messaging never goes away.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It stays.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Phone calls.
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[SPEAKER_13]: phone calls don't work in that situation, okay, and we lost to the ethers when you land and you call someone and they don't get the call because they might be indisposed like perhaps hitting a you know a little one hundred forty five yard eight iron into a green they you know you miss it so what do you get well the person on the other gets missed call
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Call and when you call immediately back and there is no answer, the mind does begin to wonder.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That call was that a last I love you call as the plane was carrying into the ground or was that, you know, we have been delayed by two hours.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm calling from my point of origination.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The bottom line is please.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Darling, love of my life.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Text me.
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[SPEAKER_13]: By the time, an hour later, that I finally made contact, oh, we're home.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It looks really nice.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's the, that's the tone.
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[SPEAKER_13]: First word's out of her mouth.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Did she notice it?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Or did you have to throw a note?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I noticed she's walking the front door and it's cottage red from, you know, from Seaman tan.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Was there any comment about that not being on the honey do list that you chose your own life?
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[SPEAKER_13]: She never got to the honey do list other than put some lights up in the hallway and so it never really I said I don't want to honey do it because what I wanted Josh more than anything else I wanted to be free to do something completely on my own with anybody telling me not to do it
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[SPEAKER_13]: And that's the, that's the, just the pride.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And in the back of my mind, foolishly I might have.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I thought it would be something that would be really well received.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And at this particular point.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Did your son notice or did he just run in?
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, because my son, I said, just think you bring that up, Rob.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: My son, you, you might remember during this whole time.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: When I'm out and about just thinking about my family doing nothing myself, I went out to the local prick sporting goods to buy a catchers set, cost sixty thousand dollars for him.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And the conversation I had with him because I left it right on his bed.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So he'd see it as soon as he walked in the house was, dad, it only has one shoulder pad.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I said yes, it only has one shoulder pad because that's the one you're supposed to put on your non-throwing arm.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I shouldn't go.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I'm glad you turned that into a learning moment.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then it's like, I knew the response was, did you like, yeah, it looks really good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: The tone, I know the tone, I know the effing tone.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I know the tone every single time I fished.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Every time I threw my worm into the water to see if I could get a bite, nothing bit.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It was always, it looks really, really.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And then finally,
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[SPEAKER_13]: I decide I'll I'll plunge in and just get the reality of it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I said do you like the color and she said no.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And you know what she follows that up with what?
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[SPEAKER_13]: This is I it's too much to be paying it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: She says you know they have about twenty five to thirty colors.
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[SPEAKER_13]: that you're allowed to paint your door up at the community center.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, so it's becomes an nature way issue now.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I would just like to say H.O.A.s across this country.
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[SPEAKER_13]: F.U.
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[SPEAKER_13]: and your families too.
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[SPEAKER_13]: May you all rot in hell.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: With your safe.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Let's make it all the same.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So we all look the same and nobody has any creativity.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's like you want to talk about where freedom goes to die.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Freedom goes to die at a home owner's association.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's where freedom goes to just
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[SPEAKER_13]: be planted on your own with worms eating your eyeballs out.
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[SPEAKER_14]: So is, I don't know if I need to ask this at all, but is cottage red on the list?
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, no.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Anything closed by, but hey, guess what?
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[SPEAKER_13]: What?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I was invited by Mrs. Prim and proper to take a visit up to the community center tomorrow and take a look at the color.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I said, you can do that on your own.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I think you should go with her and pack a lunch.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Make a day of it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: There's gotta be something close to that bread.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Have you looked at other doors?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Are there other red doors in the neighborhood?
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[SPEAKER_13]: In our immediate neighborhood, I, it's funny you mentioned that because I did do a drive by.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There were dark color doors in there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We're like color doors.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Were there cottage red doors?
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[SPEAKER_13]: No.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I bet there's something close to cottage.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think there's something close.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think that would be close enough.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I don't think I get busted until those other sows go out on their little mission mining.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You know, and, and, and, and combined, go.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's the wrong color.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And by the way, you should clean your gutters.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Fuck it.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Right another check.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Right another check.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Right another check.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Right another check so we can redo the clubhouse that no one goes to.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I think hate it.
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[SPEAKER_14]: But other than that, how was your weekend?
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[SPEAKER_14]: You got some solitude.
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[SPEAKER_14]: It was nice, right?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I was self-satisfied.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I was really glad that I could even with the fall, even the fall that wrecked my back to the point where, you know, I'm going to get those injections in my neck for pain.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Now, I was almost calling him today.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's like a real group.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Can they do another place instead of the neck?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Because I hurt my back, but my back's better.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I think even with the wrong color, it went better than this experiment.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, is that a live picture?
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[SPEAKER_12]: That is a live picture.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, wait, the beggining shrunk.
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[SPEAKER_12]: There's bugs.
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[SPEAKER_12]: What's that?
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[SPEAKER_12]: There's bubbling.
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[SPEAKER_12]: The egg.
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[SPEAKER_12]: There is a bubble, and the bacon did shrink.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, because remember, the way it was flopped over before Mike, now it's sticking straight out.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Your sign said one hundred per cent guaranteed.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's a perfect segue right there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a great show.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Share the episode, smash that like button.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Do it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: do it, do it, do it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So the moral of the story is this is much like theme parks where there may be another household significant project, but I doubt it, not for a long time.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'll still like, you know, spray weeds and I'll still power wash the patio.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I'll do a lot of, I'll do some plenty of power washing because the power washer was still ending up to be the best tool that I ever purchased in my home.
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[SPEAKER_12]: But really, no more roller coasters.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, no roller coasters and I don't think I'll ever pay again.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I don't think I'm ever even.
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[SPEAKER_13]: What?
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[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not Disney.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Ask you to come and paint at Disney.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'd say, uh, I'd bring the whole homeowner's association board.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'd bring all them up.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Have them sit right on the tracks right at the bottom where the cars come and smash them and turn them into bloody pulp.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's all I have.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I just now we can move on because I'm proud of you.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I think you did a great job and I'm sorry that you didn't get you know what so often it's just the adaboy you want and you didn't get your adaboy and that sucks you spiced away a whole weekend and no adaboy
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, Adam.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I've got a book she could read.
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[SPEAKER_12]: What's that?
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[SPEAKER_13]: The gratitude tiger.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, gratitude tiger.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I expect nothing less than a letter.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, do you want to swap that if you want to.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Let's check in.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I forgot.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's time to do news.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm ready.
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[SPEAKER_14]: You postponed it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I know it's back.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you for getting me back on track.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I read it.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Today's newscast is brought to you by Sherwin Williams.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Benjamin Moore.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, me's the, me's the big shot.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It looks the one they sell at ace.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's, that's why they don't have the Sherwin Williams.
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[SPEAKER_13]: They might, but the one I use was Benjamin Moore.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Hello, this is Benjamin Moore.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Have so awful.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_14]: They still offer Duran.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Duran paints.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Duran paint, I think that might be of the past.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We used to have P.P.G.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Do you remember that product?
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[SPEAKER_13]: P.P.G.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Pittsburgh paints?
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[SPEAKER_13]: No.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That was the one I, when I was working at the hardware store, I put the, put the four gallon case that I can bare belt wrong and it fell down to the bottom.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I should have known painting was not going to be in my future.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Where was that paint made?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Let me see.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Where was it made?
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not quite sure.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Hold on a second.
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[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Let me press my thank God.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Where is it?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Why am I not hearing that?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Is it in the living room?
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's in the wrong slot.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I'm hearing it quietly.
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[SPEAKER_14]: It's not like a swish.
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[SPEAKER_14]: It's more of a swish.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You can hear it loud now.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, no.
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[SPEAKER_13]: No, I can do the news because I'm absolutely ADD.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Come on, you'll retent it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Rapper, this is gross.
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[SPEAKER_13]: This is nasty, but I'm sharing it with you.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Rapper and Trump supporter, Azalea Banks, did I pronounce that correctly?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Listen to this.
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[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And a tweet that she didn't delete for a full day.
[SPEAKER_13]: Bank said that if Trump was having sex with a fourteen-year-old girl, it's no biggie.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because that was, quote, really only made a social taboo in the nineteen nineties.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, I'm almost ready to give myself a lecture there.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, you really, if you're going to stumble on a new story, don't stumble on the important quote, you stupid fat dork.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me do it again.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_13]: She said, if Trump was having sex with fourteen year old girls, it's no biggie because that was quote, really only made a social taboo in the nineteen nineties.
[SPEAKER_13]: She added that her grandmother had her first child when she was twelve, and teen pregnancy only became frowned upon because of the Jerry Springer show.
[SPEAKER_14]: Really?
[SPEAKER_13]: I just lay it out there for you to talk about.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's almost nothing to say when it's that.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's speechless.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's just so flipping nasty.
[SPEAKER_13]: She added that she was seducing and having sex with grown men when she was fifteen.
[SPEAKER_13]: And she's, quote, not surprised or mad at Trump.
[SPEAKER_13]: If he was having sex with or to put it more accurately, sexually abusing fifteen year olds.
[SPEAKER_13]: She added, quote, now, if he was effing a ten year old, we have a problem.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's where she draws online.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's all online.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, it's all statutory rape.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's all illegal.
[SPEAKER_12]: And all the thing is it doesn't matter if they're sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty if I know if they don't want to do it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: They're trafficked.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is Ali.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm selling all my azaleas CDs.
[SPEAKER_13]: looked at the age requirements of various things and it found out that a majority of Americans would raise the driving age above sixteen how old were you when you were legally allowed to have a adult beverage.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I was I was twenty one.
[SPEAKER_14]: I didn't make the curve.
[SPEAKER_14]: The last person in our class are group was Jeff Sloan and he missed being able to drink at eighteen by like three days.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, uh, fifty-two percent of them, I was eighteen.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was eighteen in the state of Connecticut when I was, uh, eighteen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Fifty-two percent of Americans say you should have to be older than sixteen to be allowed to drive.
[UNKNOWN]: I agree with that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And the age group that agrees the most is eighteen to twenty-nine year olds.
[SPEAKER_13]: That surprises me.
[SPEAKER_14]: See, I was in favor of making it illegal to drink if you were over fifty.
[SPEAKER_12]: And that would have saved my life.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the same age group that doesn't want to drive.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
[SPEAKER_13]: fifty four percent also support a maximum driving age ten percent of people would make the cut off ninety year old uh... twenty one percent would make it uh... eighty years old and twenty three percent would pick an age younger than eighty
[SPEAKER_13]: Wow, how does that make you feel?
[SPEAKER_13]: That, you know, the way some people that I've seen probably in their seventies drive, I get where they're coming from, but why can't they do what my aunt Nancy did?
[SPEAKER_14]: She just she would hide her mother's keys, literally hide them in the house.
[SPEAKER_14]: So if she found them, she could drive.
[SPEAKER_12]: But if she didn't, she stayed home.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's where self-driving cars are given older people like new freedoms.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, because they can drive these self-driving cars when they can't drive a ride.
[SPEAKER_13]: They go to the grocery store without driving and then walk slow in front of somebody there.
[SPEAKER_14]: But the sad thing is if a self-driving car hits a senior citizen.
[SPEAKER_13]: boomers my people least likely to want a maximum age I get that Americans are divided over the drinking age forty seven percent say it's cool as is twenty one forty one percent say it should be younger than twenty one I do you can fight for your country you can have a beer I agree or no minimum no minimum
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, like France, my kids drink wine all the time.
[SPEAKER_13]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And twelve percent of people say it should be older than twenty-one.
[SPEAKER_14]: No.
[SPEAKER_13]: Those people probably don't drink.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, they don't at all.
[SPEAKER_13]: Interestingly, eighteen to twenty-nine-year-olds were much more likely to say it should be younger than twenty-one.
[SPEAKER_13]: I get that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And older than twenty-one is limited to an older demographic as for, all right, I'm tired of these things.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think that drink drive.
[SPEAKER_14]: There are kids, thank you.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think there are kids that can drive at sixteen, but there should be a harder driving test to get your license.
[SPEAKER_13]: The one law that I would love to see implemented is that you cannot have, if you're under the age of eighteen, you cannot have multiple teenagers in the car with you.
[SPEAKER_13]: I can get Virginia.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's you have to have an adult if you have a second team.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, for the second team have an Ella.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm a licensed.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it's until you're a teen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I believe that with all of my heart, it would save lives.
[SPEAKER_13]: Everyone's trying to go viral with their crazy popcorn buckets, but the latest one crazy popcorn.
[SPEAKER_13]: Those crazy popcorn buckets.
[SPEAKER_13]: Welcome to bacon in the morning.
[SPEAKER_13]: How you doing?
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, how you doing, sausage.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm great, bacon.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm bacon.
[SPEAKER_13]: The latest one goes to step further and it sets an actual Guinness World record.
[SPEAKER_13]: Marvel Studios recently unveiled its fantastic for popcorn bucket.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's shaped like the head of the movie's villain Galactus.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's huge.
[SPEAKER_12]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_14]: Look, that looks like a sex toy.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it's a trend now in every movie trying to outdo the previous movies.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna muck it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Can I put can I put butter on you Galactus?
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey, I don't want to be too forward.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to be too forward on your bucket there.
[SPEAKER_14]: Does the mouth open?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I wasn't thinking butter.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's twenty inches wide.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: So glad we're supposed to be doing this for the last story.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm doing it too early.
[SPEAKER_13]: Twenty inches wide, seventeen point five inches high who measures this was society we living here.
[SPEAKER_13]: Like the bucket measure is doing it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It holds three hundred forty one ounces fat ass.
[SPEAKER_13]: That makes it the world's largest commercially available popcorn like how many ounces?
[SPEAKER_13]: Three hundred forty one ounces of delicious buttery popcorn liquid ounces.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's like almost three super big gulps.
[SPEAKER_13]: Three double gulps.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did you know that the eyes light up on it?
[SPEAKER_14]: Mike, how can I know that when you're the man who's telling me the news?
[SPEAKER_13]: And it costs eighty dollars.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's too much.
[SPEAKER_14]: Does that come with popcorn?
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's sold out immediately.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is around the country.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can still order it at the AMC theater shop.
[SPEAKER_13]: It doesn't ship until early December.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, you're gonna have to wait if you want a list of all the people that bought it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's nice to have you with me everyone
[SPEAKER_13]: Tom Cruise attended Saturday's Oasis show at Wembley Stadium with his alleged girlfriend Anna Diarmus.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's kind of surprising, considered that they publicly trashed him.
[SPEAKER_13]: Eighteen years ago.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, time is passed.
[SPEAKER_13]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_13]: Time heals all wounds.
[SPEAKER_13]: In the two thousand seven tour documentary, Lord don't slow me down.
[SPEAKER_13]: The Gallagher's made their feelings about Cruise known for some reason.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, a real nice guy.
[SPEAKER_13]: He said, well, he's a little lefa.
[SPEAKER_13]: and he's not been in one good film, his entire career.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have no idea where there's no Gallagher sounds like that, but I can tell you too.
[SPEAKER_13]: And Liam agreed saying, hey, eight screws, and he called him a bastard.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, he's a bastard, all that like him.
[SPEAKER_14]: You have to choose a favorite Gallagher, which one is your favorite?
[SPEAKER_13]: With the one that stays in there the one that goes to his brother's concerts and sits like in the upper deck and he yells at him which everyone that is remember that I do remember that I do remember that one brother was up in the balcony oh yeah you suck I seem to think that
[SPEAKER_13]: that might have been know that was on stage and the other brother yelling but either way it's a great story well rumor has it cruise ran into Liam at a hotel in oh nine and they had a polite conversation who knows this crime Liam was in the balcony Liam was in the balcony oh Liam and I speaking of Oasis there's another one a Gallagher there's another Gallagher brother did you the one that has the big hammer
[SPEAKER_14]: That crashes the watermelon.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's dead.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's dead.
[SPEAKER_13]: Brother dead.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know if his brother's still touring as Gallagher.
[SPEAKER_14]: Gallagher, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: The other Gallagher brother Paul was arrested, uh, horrible charges, rape, intentional strangulation and other violent crimes.
[SPEAKER_13]: He is listed as the touring DJ.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's a good game for the release.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's a good game.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think Oasis sucks.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: A notable record and then all of this chaos that got them in the headlines.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's Mike.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's because the nineties is the worst decade of pop music that ever was.
[SPEAKER_13]: I agree with you there.
[SPEAKER_13]: Finally today, a woman in Massachusetts.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't have a kicker for the story.
[SPEAKER_13]: I just have the story.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's nothing I can add to it.
[SPEAKER_13]: A woman in Massachusetts had a frightening encounter over the weekend after she was attacked by a raccoon.
[SPEAKER_13]: What did I tell you, Mike?
[SPEAKER_13]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_13]: All these years.
[SPEAKER_13]: Katherine Van Busskirk.
[SPEAKER_13]: She occasionally sees raccoons in her neighborhood, but never gave her face to face with them like she did Saturday morning.
[SPEAKER_13]: The long time summerville native said she was letting her dogs rubian blue out on the garden around one AM when a raccoon suddenly jumped up at her face while she was on the deck.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's sad.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is Van Busskirk said, it flew it me from several different directions.
[SPEAKER_13]: The raccoon clotter face scratched or arms and what?
[SPEAKER_13]: This horrible nod at her hands and legs while she desperately tried to fight it off.
[SPEAKER_13]: However, each time she did, she said, it charged back at her even more aggressively.
[SPEAKER_13]: Why don't you go into the house?
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the question I would have.
[SPEAKER_13]: Van Buskerk was somehow able to escape.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: And Christ, she closed her deck door covered in her own blood.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's not.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's like you really paint a beautiful picture.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_13]: She was able to call nine one one.
[SPEAKER_13]: She said, I could do a scream help.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, no, that's bad Oscar.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, Ms.
[SPEAKER_13]: Van Busker.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you know what the saddest thing about it was Mike is that the raccoon destroyer popcorn bucket.
[SPEAKER_13]: Van Busker was given rabies shots in antibiotics and then nearby hospital.
[SPEAKER_13]: But her biggest concern was for her dog Ruby who had not been seen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, no, Ruby.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's hack.
[SPEAKER_13]: So sad.
[SPEAKER_13]: She said Ruby eventually was found later that morning.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, along with Mr. Van Busker.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_14]: You got to be careful because when raccoons are brave enough to approach humans.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, that normally means they do have rabies.
[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because they don't have they don't have the show now.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do we have to do a segment?
[SPEAKER_14]: And then we're going to do.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's what I thought.
[SPEAKER_13]: I just wanted to make sure I got it right.
[SPEAKER_13]: We got more show coming up.
[SPEAKER_13]: We'll check on the famous experiment in Josh Srockas.
[SPEAKER_12]: Nature on his back to cool in.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's, oh, that's very good.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's super, super excited.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I love pie.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, so Rob, you wanted to talk about ketchup.
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh wanted to talk about his TV, but I think we have time for your ketchup.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, tomorrow we will join Josh Soroka as he eats his piece of semi-cooked bacon for his television story, but first bacon when it's chewy, it's best.
[SPEAKER_14]: What inspired me?
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm a very pro catch up guy.
[SPEAKER_14]: Come from a pro catch up family.
[SPEAKER_14]: And so this piece of video.
[SPEAKER_03]: Way to go out on a limb, Rob.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, you see what I'm about to play for you is going to say that I am going out on a limb.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: Because this is from the, this is from the Mrs. Obama podcast.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think that's the make of it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Michelle Obama.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's Michelle Obama.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think it's called Mrs. Obama's house.
[SPEAKER_14]: And this is what we said.
[SPEAKER_02]: Heidi, catch up after the age of eight.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is a hot take former President Obama has had for years.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is catch up on a hot dog ever acceptable?
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's one of those things like, well, let me put it this way.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not acceptable past the age of eight.
[SPEAKER_09]: And his feelings on catch up don't seem limited to just hot dogs.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: Grabbing a burger with a then president of Russia, also mustard.
[SPEAKER_09]: But it's not just personal preference based on his own tastes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have nothing against kids.
[SPEAKER_02]: Having ketchup, ketchup on their burgers, ketchup for their fries, even, which is hard for me to watch, ketchup on hot dogs.
[SPEAKER_02]: But at a certain point,
[SPEAKER_09]: So what about other condiments?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that man's condiments or just cats?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's just get gone down in age on that one.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he seems to know the take is questionable.
[SPEAKER_02]: I might be a little too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Pick your little draconian.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think that's my own draconian.
[SPEAKER_09]: But that is not stopping him.
[SPEAKER_02]: In my opinion.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is controversial in my family.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you a team catch up?
[SPEAKER_14]: I am Team ketchup, and I also, even though we disagree, fundamentally, I still love that man, that he takes it.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's the man everybody wants to put in jail now.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Remember when the president was cool?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, for like eight years, we have that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh my God, seems like a million years ago.
[SPEAKER_12]: And then I disagree with him on the ketchup.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think that is a Chicago take.
[SPEAKER_12]: The monster doesn't catch up on your dog, it's mustard.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think that a grilled hot dog, if it has any burned portions on it, would some people really like if you let them get a little dark, the ketchup plays good with the carbon flavor of the burning.
[SPEAKER_13]: Can I use an unusual condiment and even calling it a condiment?
[SPEAKER_13]: I think the best thing you can put on a hot dog is chili.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, that's the economy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it's chilly dog to me is the best use of a hot dog.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now what do you think compares?
[SPEAKER_14]: What about I've seen this in the south and my stepdad who was from Florida brought it up to us.
[SPEAKER_14]: Coleslaw on a hot dog.
[SPEAKER_14]: I've never had either.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've never had that.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's really good.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I would try that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Especially if it's like the dog is hot and the coleslaw is cold when you serve it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_14]: Get colors.
[SPEAKER_14]: You get heat difference.
[SPEAKER_14]: You get flavor difference.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a really good dog.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know what you go ahead.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it's like coleslaw and pork.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Precisely.
[SPEAKER_13]: Precisely.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, it would be even better.
[SPEAKER_13]: Cottage red paint.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, you can't run the hot dog because it's certainly won't stay on your door because we're going to repay it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now, are there anything that you need ketchup for?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, not in my house.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, that's bad French fries.
[SPEAKER_13]: How about good French fries?
[SPEAKER_13]: Good French fries don't need ketchup.
[SPEAKER_13]: Good French fries, shoe string, great buckets that place we go to.
[SPEAKER_13]: We have good fries.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't rarely do I touch those with ketchup.
[SPEAKER_14]: What about, uh, for me, I need them for fries.
[SPEAKER_14]: I need a potato.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, you know what, if they are burgers, I think that's about burgers essential.
[SPEAKER_14]: If they offer vinegar with the fries, which is essentially half the flavor profile of catch up anyway, go with that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Tater tots, you need it for meatloaf sandwiches.
[SPEAKER_14]: Don't you?
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't eat meatloaf, Sam, which is the grossest meatloaf grossest meatloaf guy.
[SPEAKER_14]: I guess it's another thing for me back in nineteen sixty.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I mean, that's when it was really creative.
[SPEAKER_13]: Sixties were the meatloaf generation of moms.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I ate it like three times a week.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was gross.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's probably one of the big layer of like baked ketchup on it, which was nasty ass.
[SPEAKER_13]: The glaze, Mike.
[SPEAKER_14]: But it sure was easy, wasn't it?
[SPEAKER_13]: The glaze, that's it.
[SPEAKER_14]: But a hamburger, it's, I think, standard.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think you got to have it on a burger.
[SPEAKER_13]: What's, once again, you are too controversial.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is absolutely the most controversial thing I've ever heard you say.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, just repeating what you said, and I'm trying to back you up on your controversial.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not a super fan of it really, but there are moments that you really want it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And the number one for me would be bad fries.
[SPEAKER_13]: Where these fries are like, I still want to eat.
[SPEAKER_14]: They need to be skewing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_14]: My father is the biggest catch-up enthusiast you've ever met.
[SPEAKER_14]: And sometimes when he has had guests to his beach house, you know, it's tradition to bring like a hostess gift or a host gift, he's had people bring him Costco jugs of ketchup as they're host gift and he loves it.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's a catch-up guy.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, for a long time before he got married, Josh, I should say this about Bob Spiewak.
[SPEAKER_13]: He would have different hostesses come to visit him at his cabin and he would always insist on a on a hostess gift.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you know what it was?
[SPEAKER_13]: They're, uh, anyways, we'll be back with beautiful pieces of cabin.
[SPEAKER_13]: And his cabin.
[SPEAKER_13]: And his secluded wooden cabin.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_13]: Some people have an island.
[SPEAKER_13]: No.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hewak had a cabin in the cabin.
[SPEAKER_14]: A beautiful cabin made a rough human cedar.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: And they were all fifty and over shopping is a low key hassle in parking the crowds.
[SPEAKER_13]: And all those pushy old men with their glasses is going out to look at this.
[SPEAKER_14]: He is going to check the bacon.
[SPEAKER_14]: Cause it's a fun guy to hot again.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, what about catch up on eggs?
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I sometimes, yeah, it's a matter of fact last night had it for dinner.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, okay, good.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I like that some beautiful video.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Jerry time.
[SPEAKER_14]: More for your money, Mike.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's start with the fact that I blew it yesterday and did not mention the passing of a favorite of mine and I know a favorite of yours.
[SPEAKER_14]: He was
[SPEAKER_14]: Tom Lairer passed away.
[SPEAKER_14]: I didn't know he was still alive.
[SPEAKER_14]: He, if anyone likes, like, if you go back to bad and can ride.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, weird owl, or if you go back further to Alan Sherman, Tom Lairer was ahead of all these guys.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it was really a genuinely funny guy.
[SPEAKER_13]: And they're, and originally he was tried.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mark Russell tried to steal his act, but he can't never the same as Tom Lairer.
[SPEAKER_14]: And also Tom Lairer, a mathematician by trade, brilliant.
[SPEAKER_14]: And also I found this out today, Mike.
[SPEAKER_13]: And he sings like a nerdy mathematician.
[SPEAKER_14]: Before he died, he donated all rights and legal ownership of his music to public domain.
[SPEAKER_14]: So nobody owns it.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's free for everyone to use.
[SPEAKER_14]: He left that to the world first.
[SPEAKER_13]: Get down on your knees before you do that.
[SPEAKER_14]: I did not know that there was film of him performing the Vatican.
[SPEAKER_10]: This one I always like to close with.
[SPEAKER_10]: Recently, there has been a great deal of ferment in the Roman Catholic Church involving more liberal changes.
[SPEAKER_10]: In particular, they have permitted the use of vernacular language instead of Latin and portions of the mass.
[SPEAKER_10]: They have held enough for traditional the eating of meat on Friday.
[SPEAKER_10]: This, please me very much, because I always felt there was a basic inconsistency in the church dogma there.
[SPEAKER_10]: You see, it was all right for a soldier to kill a man on Friday, but it was a sin to eat him.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, well.
[SPEAKER_13]: Also, pretty edgy for its day.
[SPEAKER_10]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've permitted the use of some secular music in portions of the litigy.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I think that last was a particularly good idea.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's part of this world.
[SPEAKER_10]: If they really want to sell what they have to sell, they should do is redo some of the liturgical music in their own popular song form.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I tried one with the ragtime form.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it is called The Vatican Rag.
[SPEAKER_10]: First you get down on your knees, fiddle with your rosaries.
[SPEAKER_10]: About your head with great respect and... Can you flick, can you flick, can you flick?
[SPEAKER_10]: Do whatever steps you want if you have cleared them with the pontiff.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everybody say his own curiosity, I lay his own doing the magic.
[SPEAKER_14]: What if he was Catholic?
[SPEAKER_14]: He almost has to be.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Because he knows it so well, but isn't it fun to watch him?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Very beautiful.
[SPEAKER_14]: He is good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Get in line in that procession and step into that small confession over the guy who's got religion.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll tell you if your sins are original.
[SPEAKER_10]: If it is try playing it safer, drink the wine and chew the wafer.
[SPEAKER_10]: Two, four, six, eight.
[SPEAKER_10]: Time to transubstantiate us.
[SPEAKER_10]: Get down on your knees, fiddle with your rosaries, bow your head with great respect down.
[SPEAKER_10]: Can you flex?
[SPEAKER_10]: Can you flex?
[SPEAKER_10]: Can you flex?
[SPEAKER_10]: Make a cross on your abdomen when in Rome.
[SPEAKER_10]: We were like a Roman abamaria.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's good to see you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Get it back in so dramatic.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm gonna do an abamaria.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's his hit.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just, I wonder if you know, sixty five years from now anything we say on this show will be remembered.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: No.
[SPEAKER_13]: But we're still doing that.
[SPEAKER_13]: How many people you think are talking about him today?
[SPEAKER_14]: Not many.
[SPEAKER_13]: Not many.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_13]: That was great.
[SPEAKER_13]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's for you.
[SPEAKER_13]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_12]: because everyone talked about him yesterday.
[SPEAKER_14]: Not if people talked about him yesterday.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, Josh, when you're ninety seven when you die, people that would talk about you are already dead.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, that's the problem.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: He said, yeah, back when albums were albums.
[SPEAKER_13]: Go out of the ring.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: I also very sad.
[SPEAKER_14]: I know this name from when I collected baseball cards, Ryan Sandberg from the Grum Cubs.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, past because of cancer, sixty-five.
[SPEAKER_13]: Bro, you can do it too if I'm not mistaken, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: I believe, but I like to show you one highlight that has a, this is our second consecutive, beautiful video with a carry in it, because yesterday we had Chris carry, and today we have his grandfather.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here's Sam Burr.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's a drive.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where's back?
[SPEAKER_11]: It might be as near the... It's for number forty.
[SPEAKER_11]: Number forty.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it's one hundred drunk by the name of this year.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right now, it's a forty of boom run.
[SPEAKER_13]: We've funded it in there, Harry.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's right now.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a day soon.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he's very happy about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's going to be shocked.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, here's something about Rhino is that people need to know that that was not a gag tape we played, that that really was the way that comes broadcast sound.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that was Harry, and that was her older, that was older.
[SPEAKER_13]: Harry, Harry, Harry, it was just like a bite pic, gone.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, at least he knew it was a home run, and I think I think, but Harry was known to enjoy his Budweiser during that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Absolutely, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_14]: The guy that's on, is it MSNBC who has Jim Kramer?
[SPEAKER_14]: Jim Kramer, this is the MNBC.
[SPEAKER_14]: He was very enthusiastic talking about the Trump situation with the tariffs I believe.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let his feelings known.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are biggest problems.
[SPEAKER_11]: We have so much growth that the Fed won't cut.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, here's something that you need to know as the audience.
[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't match the videos.
[SPEAKER_13]: So that was hard to see what he was doing.
[SPEAKER_13]: He was he was he was uh, contrite immediately.
[SPEAKER_14]: He said, I did even if you say you take it right back, it doesn't mean it didn't go out.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's out there.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's out there ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's like in a little more.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't focus on it.
[SPEAKER_12]: She just said, sorry and kept on going.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_12]: He made the same mistake the affair people made.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, not only that, you're your sideline by two more on Zico.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now Mike, I know you had a busy weekend with the family way.
[SPEAKER_14]: Are you still going to the monster truck event this weekend?
[SPEAKER_13]: Wouldn't miss it, Rob?
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_13]: All the doors can be painted at another time.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to the truck rally.
[SPEAKER_14]: You gotta be careful, though, because sometimes this happens.
[SPEAKER_08]: a crazy caught-on cam moment at a monster truck event in Washington State captured a tire flying off a performing vehicle into the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Edina Rina in Bremerton as spectators were enjoying some monstrous motoring mayhem.
[SPEAKER_08]: As a truck cany-down, after an impressive aerial stunt, a huge wheel broke.
[SPEAKER_08]: That wheel is hurtled.
[SPEAKER_08]: That wheel is hurtled.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, definitely it didn't injure anyone go ahead here to strike some trees and that's not all an image later posted The one bad luck guy with his team the key a total key a held up really well to that didn't yet sure did
[SPEAKER_14]: You can drop a tire on it.
[SPEAKER_14]: You don't have to put oil in it.
[SPEAKER_14]: They're always great.
[SPEAKER_14]: All right, Mike.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's been a while since you've been to a concert.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's close with this.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is Miranda Lambert who got this video right on Instagram.
[SPEAKER_13]: I haven't seen the video.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is all I'm going to say to you, Mike, there's a reason people pay extra to be in the front row.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not sure what could be going on there?
[SPEAKER_14]: Could be, you know, a song?
[SPEAKER_13]: Maybe it could be a song?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a little... Wow.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, it's... It's cheeky.
[SPEAKER_13]: It sure is.
[SPEAKER_14]: And just to make sure the audio carried, I've watched this a lot of times today.
[SPEAKER_14]: To make sure it was okay, and turns out it's A, okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did we get any comment from the Lambert camp?
[SPEAKER_14]: Not yet.
[SPEAKER_14]: Some people are saying it was on purpose.
[SPEAKER_14]: Some people are saying it's a wardrobe malfunction.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I'm going with creepy guy in the front row.
[SPEAKER_14]: Josh, I think everybody can be right if you say that.
[SPEAKER_14]: That is your beautiful.
[SPEAKER_14]: All the bacon is really coming around.
[SPEAKER_14]: The bacon's come along.
[SPEAKER_13]: Eddie, if you move it, did you move it or did it shrink into the pan?
[SPEAKER_13]: It has shrunk.
[SPEAKER_13]: It shrunk into the pan.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's fascinating.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, we'll join us tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_13]: We'll see if the egg fried overnight.
[SPEAKER_13]: It should be interesting.
[SPEAKER_13]: We'll be back with a brand new episode as tomorrow morning.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll let you know how the injections shoved into my spine up near my head.
[SPEAKER_13]: Go.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, sorry.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's always something different day.
[SPEAKER_13]: Different wonderful opportunity.
[SPEAKER_14]: What doctors do you have to go through this week?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to doctor.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, same as the word that James Cramer said.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: I said the first two letters after you all to the rest of his name.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Stick to me with a needle tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_13]: For Rob's B-Wack and Josh Rogan, Michael Maris saying, so long, I've read, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Love you all.
[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona Show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Maris Show.com.
[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Maris, radio entertainment.
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