[SPEAKER_00]: Hey guys, welcome back to the J.K.

[SPEAKER_00]: podcast episode three.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what's crazy?

[SPEAKER_00]: Who is that girl?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm actually flabbergasted that you're still on that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that was just because you were drunk.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was drunk, but wow, I was so scared.

[SPEAKER_01]: I scream like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was drunk when I sent you that voice note, but okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: So Jesse wants an intro for the podcast and I thought it would be a great idea to remix

[SPEAKER_00]: the new girl in first of all, copy right nightmare.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's just first.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, that's baseline.

[SPEAKER_00]: But second of all, I didn't mean to song, you know, I just meant like, what are we going to say?

[SPEAKER_01]: So you wanted a jingle.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is funny.

[SPEAKER_00]: My cousin Menji actually offered to write us a jingle.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's done it for a few podcasts.

[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I could do it.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, I feel, I would feel silly.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think, you know, like, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I didn't see a jingle.

[SPEAKER_00]: Really?

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we'll definitely explore that if you guys want a jingle let me know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh God.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so nervous.

[SPEAKER_00]: I've never ever ever worn a hat on my podcast and now third episode in I'm wearing a hat.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like people are gonna know that I don't wear hats usually and then I'm a fraud and that I don't feel comfortable

[SPEAKER_00]: They're gonna be like something's fishy with justice.

[SPEAKER_00]: She's literally like, I feel like people know that I'm not like confident in wearing the hat and that it doesn't belong on my head.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thoughts?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand.

[SPEAKER_00]: You look first of all.

[SPEAKER_00]: You look side with this.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think you look great.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you going to the park after this?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to the pool after this.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: So you're good.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're like in cute little.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're honestly ahead to wear a hat for multiple reasons.

[SPEAKER_00]: My hair's greasy, but then also I step with my bonnet like two far down and it gave me like the mandal line on my forehead and it's like there.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's not going anywhere, honey.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: That happens to me all the time.

[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is it like it's a premature wrinkle, you think?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think maybe our bonnet's are too tight.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe do you have anything to tie to?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do because I'm not just flies off.

[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I tie it a little bit too tight.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes I wake up with a headache.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that looks cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that looks cute.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what it is?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is that um, I did that legally blonde during competition that I told you about, which I lost miserably because everyone hated my bended snap.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was bad.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was really bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, taste wise.

[SPEAKER_01]: They hated your bended snap.

[SPEAKER_00]: everybody hated it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like literally one of my friends almost spit it out.

[SPEAKER_00]: Jessie, but did you not do a taste test before giving it to the audience?

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I must admit, I am like really unprepared for the during competitions.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like if I have an idea, I'm like, I can figure out the recipe day of like, I don't care.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not gonna trial it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing.

[SPEAKER_01]: You had this bend and snap thing, like since last episode, okay?

[SPEAKER_01]: So you weren't prepared.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, with the idea, not the recipe.

[SPEAKER_00]: So then what did I do?

[SPEAKER_00]: I asked Chachi B. T. I said, oh, this is an even my drink.

[SPEAKER_00]: I need something with watermelon shnaps in it.

[SPEAKER_00]: First recipe, chose that one.

[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone hated it.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was literally just lemonade, watermelon shnaps and vodka.

[SPEAKER_01]: And even you say you said that Joe gets it wrong every time.

[SPEAKER_01]: So why would you trust him to give you a damn rest.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was in a pickle.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was just in a pickle and I was kind of stressed that day.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I think my ideas are good, but my executions like pretty bad, whenever we do a like a during competition, my drink sucks.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, when I used to do my dream competitions with my friends, like, I killed it every time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Tastes wise.

[SPEAKER_01]: You got to taste your drinks.

[SPEAKER_01]: But you would just Google recipes?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I would like Pinterest them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pinterest is very good with recipes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I will say at my, like, the way that they looked weren't amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Amelia always killed it with, like, visuals and stuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like, my tastes were good.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, they taste a good.

[SPEAKER_00]: I made sure that that's like my friend.

[SPEAKER_00]: Her creativity is like not there, but like the flavors always really good.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, yeah, well, no, this time it was both.

[SPEAKER_00]: My creativity was asked and so was the drink.

[SPEAKER_01]: no way.

[SPEAKER_01]: We literally what we would vote based off taste and looks.

[SPEAKER_00]: We do creativity, presentation and looks, three categories.

[SPEAKER_00]: And everybody's super competitive and I get really stressed out.

[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, I said all of that to say that I got a UPS ball cap because I dressed up in a UPS outfit to like, serve it, which did get me more points.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, that is, uh, ten points for creativity.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, I got five to cross the board for that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Where I'm stars.

[SPEAKER_00]: But then two of my friends actually told me like, Oh, my God, Jesse, like, you look so good in a ball cap.

[SPEAKER_00]: I ordered like seven that day.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, I'm a little bit.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like period don't tell a Leo.

[SPEAKER_00]: They look good in something the orders Dude literally, but then now every time I wear it I'm like I'm a fraud and I'm blogging No, I love I love that especially like on a bad day.

[SPEAKER_01]: It just works.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love a hat.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I was gonna wear the only other hat that I owned before that was your no video today hat from label.

[SPEAKER_00]: Please don't ever repeat that sentence again.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to pretend that never happened

[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[SPEAKER_01]: That was the only thing that ever, yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, in general, I love one pretend.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I love lightslay by love lightslay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: That hack.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I wear it all.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it's so boring.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, people like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I made the greatest idea to make a bit of a hat that said no video today.

[SPEAKER_00]: And it was so smart, especially for YouTubers, like, I feel like it's subtle.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_00]: I sold five hats.

[SPEAKER_00]: I must have been one of them because I loved it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like period that is such a good idea.

[SPEAKER_00]: No video today because I'm loungy, my hat, and I'm a YouTuber.

[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I can see that that wouldn't hit with the masses.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's a very niche merch.

[SPEAKER_00]: It is, but yeah, no, I feel like a fraud.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do think, let me know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let me know.

[SPEAKER_00]: If it's good, I'll buy more.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to wear them more.

[SPEAKER_00]: Amazing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I'm ready to rob a bank.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I was thinking?

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you like an avid writer of those like scooters in Miami like the motorized ones?

[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely not.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever read it?

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen me write a bike or like rollerblades or do any of those things?

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's very bad.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to go on.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to save one of my rollerblading stories for the following segment of most embarrassing moments of our life.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I don't even have an embarrassing rollerblading story.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'll never do it again.

[SPEAKER_00]: My brother bought me skates and I had to sell them because I just, I retired in that moment.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's just not happening.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to be, you know, like, I got rollerblades because I wanted to be like a Miami Beach rollerblading queen, you know, like those girls.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love that we're both drinking coffee this morning.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I have not pooped yet, but it's cool.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know that like literally to my guys, but like my butt hole is what wakes me up every morning.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need an alarm.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do not need my alarm at seven a.m.

[SPEAKER_01]: My ass is singing and I'm ready to go poop.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so dead.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're like my dog.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's so funny.

[SPEAKER_00]: But what are you pooping?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like last night's

[SPEAKER_00]: Good.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I guess last night's dinner, but like it wakes me up.

[SPEAKER_01]: I could never sleep in on the weekends.

[SPEAKER_01]: I want to sleep in, but I got it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't.

[SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't her like, they just system go to sleep with us.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, how's yours working and making a poop?

[SPEAKER_00]: I was saying, I don't think you're as far to my body.

[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, sleep's when it's sleeping.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, you're not like relaxed.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think you're going to rem?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, my ordering says I go into rem for about like three minutes a night.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you joking?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I am joking a little bit, but like I don't I don't go into a deep sleep that much when I'm sleeping.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of scary.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, that's so sad.

[SPEAKER_00]: So do you just always feel tired?

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think you have sleep apnea?

[SPEAKER_00]: What's going on?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think I just have like really intense anxiety.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'll just be like a sleeper then I wake up like I have to pay bills.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like asleep and then I wake up on my lightsacker.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, literally the coffee like I'm halfway done.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you see this cup, though?

[SPEAKER_00]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, that's a nice cup.

[SPEAKER_00]: Mine is like, you're in a tiny little little baby coffee.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is your espresso?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it is.

[SPEAKER_00]: Nespresso, like, you use the Nespresso machine.

[SPEAKER_00]: I use my breville.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, some espresso.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's really good.

[SPEAKER_00]: Might as well just go work at a cafe that he, yeah, who's trying to do all that?

[SPEAKER_01]: I know it sounds bougier, whatever, but once you switch from a Nespresso to a breville, you will not go back.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, you will not go back bullshit.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not cleaning a fucking thing and then the Paul forget it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just mean you a little bit wild.

[SPEAKER_00]: You remind me a lot of my friend Andrea.

[SPEAKER_01]: Andrea, how's it, Breville?

[SPEAKER_01]: A Breville like I do and I was house-sitting for her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was taking care of her dog when she was on vacation and I swear to you I was the first person to clean that Breville ever in the history that she said.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like Andrea you have to clean this machine.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, that's a suggestion.

[SPEAKER_01]: You have to deep clean that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's not just like the then espresso to but to pass out on or something or whatever you can't do that.

[SPEAKER_00]: With an espresso you're supposed to descale it once a month.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't do that.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do it whenever the machines start blinking yellow or whatever the fuck up links like half red, half yellow.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like bitch, do you scale it now or I'm gonna break?

[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, okay fine.

[SPEAKER_00]: But Nespresso is so delicious, so convenient, so quick.

[SPEAKER_00]: I made this coffee in one second flat, but the point is now that I mentioned that I'm drinking my coffee and I need to poop my stomach activated.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, let's go, girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, I can I could control it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, just like clenter asks cheeks a little bit and then pushing you the other day.

[SPEAKER_00]: I literally was driving home from picking my daughter up and I was with my friend Leslie and we had just eaten Colby's Japanese steak house, which is Hibachi and grilled the amount of butter they put in that.

[SPEAKER_00]: My stomach was turning for the time we paid the bill.

[SPEAKER_00]: And when I tell you I was goosebumps sweating.

[SPEAKER_00]: Think of my friend Leslie was there because I was like, you need to get my daughter out of the car.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I need to run for my life.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I ran for my life.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, you pooped in public?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you're running out.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I waited till I got home, but I'm not above pooping in public.

[SPEAKER_00]: I will poop pretty much anywhere.

[SPEAKER_01]: My ass will not poop in public, like it will not.

[SPEAKER_00]: But what if it really needs to?

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean if it's diarrhea, it's supposed to diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hope nobody's eating while watching today's episode.

[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody grab your meals.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're talking about hot diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was just gonna say it comforts me a lot that everybody diarrhea is.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, same like Beyonce obviously diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like really bad really bad.

[SPEAKER_00]: horrible and like the men like the hot men and we're gonna talk about some allegedly hot men in this episode diarrhea like stinky as ball sack asshole situation going on ever and everyone's like oh my god, they're so hot like a little Pascal diarrhea, but he diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I will let him diarrhea next to me like no problem.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I would never let anybody diarrhea next to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's disgusting

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean, not like next, I'm not like on the floor.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're in the bathroom on the seam is having diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_00]: I won't go talk to Nassim while he's shooting in a toilet and like blasting his ass.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's what I said.

[SPEAKER_01]: I will have a full blown conversation.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, somebody's pooping.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I, I'm literally like nothing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can like hear it squatting, then maybe I'll take a step back.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like splashing diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely not.

[SPEAKER_01]: I, you know that's it in the bathroom.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was just a little more home that curplunks down fine.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's crazy.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have heard that if you are smelling some like a fart or poop or something like you have poop particles in your nose.

[SPEAKER_00]: Don't tell me that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Don't literally like it is microscopic but like you are sniffing snoring shit if you can.

[SPEAKER_01]: So wait, so when you go like this,

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm eating shit.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's correct.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would just keep the nose.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would rather smell it than eat it, but yeah, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I rather like garbage.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like if you can smell garbage, like there's garbage in your nose.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like the random facts I learned about it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I've got a lot of them.

[SPEAKER_00]: Don't tempt me.

[SPEAKER_00]: What was I going to say?

[SPEAKER_00]: So wait, you've never ridden a scooter.

[SPEAKER_00]: How did we get to die here for that?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we started talking about coffee.

[SPEAKER_01]: So coffee always leads to diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_01]: I am glad that in today's episode, I am drinking a coffee instead of a wink.

[SPEAKER_01]: I truly apologize for my behavior in last episode.

[SPEAKER_00]: No apologies.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_00]: I am.

[SPEAKER_00]: That week.

[SPEAKER_00]: We are three episodes in an episode.

[SPEAKER_00]: I get a little text message from Kathleen.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, we should take this whole entire like ten-minute segment out that we said it was too much.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was too much.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Kathleen, you cannot make this a habit.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can't.

[SPEAKER_01]: Jessie, I was it literally unhinged in the last episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like, I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_00]: You did.

[SPEAKER_00]: But you're kind of a freak.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're in Aquarius.

[SPEAKER_00]: You kind of weird shit.

[SPEAKER_00]: You like, you know, that's on you.

[SPEAKER_00]: But just with my husband, you know, like, if I had one, like it would just be with that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: It would just be with that one person.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's so interesting to me that you have this, these like fantasies, which by the way, oh my god, are we capable of staying on one track?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, we're not.

[SPEAKER_00]: My cousin, Angie has a lot of suggestions for the show.

[SPEAKER_00]: And one of them, he texted me yesterday's like suggestion.

[SPEAKER_00]: Have Kathleen read you one of the horny parts of her books and you just react to it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: But also, I don't like horny books.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like smoke books.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like like romance and passion.

[SPEAKER_00]: You like fairy spucking.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sarah dream about the fairy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but the fairy's have to be in, they have to be in love.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like to see fair.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't like fairies just fucking without like being passionately in love.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, then you could just skip to the part where the fairy's fuck.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'll see what I think.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I could do that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I could actually find like quick silver.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's somewhere I thought were a little bit

[SPEAKER_01]: Too much.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's the fill your holes one or whatever.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I'll fill all your private holes and stuff.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's a lot.

[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, what was I saying before that?

[SPEAKER_00]: What was our journey just prior?

[SPEAKER_00]: Just one that I was unhinged.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was unhinged on the last video.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, rollerblading?

[SPEAKER_01]: You're hat.

[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, he really went back.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, we didn't finish our scooter talk.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, why are you asking me if I'm a if I read scooters?

[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I was just thinking about that because my dad was telling me that like they're everywhere and they're like almost running in front of cars and shit and like people are crashing all the time and those scooters and in brick holes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Does he live in like a fancy part of?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he lives in brick holes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's why I don't see not a single scooter and highly a girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I don't think that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think the market is entirely.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bro, that would be a disaster.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, you know, my ex-boyfriend Jonathan's mom owns a clothing store in Hialia and I went there and it was like literally like rainbow but on crack, you know, like chongi vidi activity to the max.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, she was like a boutique.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was like a boutique.

[SPEAKER_00]: But it had two like lottery machines in it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like slots in the back.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she was really trying to expand.

[SPEAKER_00]: My dad was telling me there's like this whole market with lottery machines.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, Miami.

[SPEAKER_00]: I just have to drink in this coffee.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna put my pants.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, don't say.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, imagine like we start with a diarrhea conversation and we end with you having diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_00]: That is very possible.

[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't even think that that's like an out there idea.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think that that might happen.

[SPEAKER_00]: The only thing that saved me is I haven't had breakfast yet.

[SPEAKER_00]: I drink coffee on an empty stomach.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, anyway, my dad was dating this random lady from Miami and literally she had a name very close to you like to meet her all the digas, honestly.

[SPEAKER_00]: And he bought her one of those electric scooters so she could get to work.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, I remembered you like to meet Robert again.

[SPEAKER_01]: I say that all the time now.

[SPEAKER_01]: You like to meet Robert again.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, my, except as soon as he met a lady that was called July to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, you're like, you like to meet me.

[SPEAKER_00]: You like to meet Robert again.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but I love that.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a fun shooter.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, Papi, that's not romantic at all.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like you likely are going to end her life by buying her a shooter.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, but like if he bought her the scooter and then took her on like a romantic picnic, be a scooter or something.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh honey, you don't know my dad.

[SPEAKER_00]: You don't take nobody on romantic nothing.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, but he's a water sign.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's romantic.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's romantic.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: My dad's broken.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what his situation is or why he's the type of cancer he is, but he's built weird.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, my dad is a cancer who's also built weird as hell.

[SPEAKER_00]: Is it trauma or like what do you think?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it might be like being raised by being raised by that generation.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it was worse.

[SPEAKER_00]: It fucked him up.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: My dad, uh, he does not use his full potential as a cancer.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'll just say that right now.

[SPEAKER_00]: He loves his family.

[SPEAKER_00]: And like, if something happens to us, like he is like devastated and on it and like more involved than anybody else, but like he'll never hug me.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, he'll give me like a

[SPEAKER_00]: Everything.

[SPEAKER_01]: We've talked about that before.

[SPEAKER_01]: That actually breaks my heart.

[SPEAKER_00]: You have like some, um, one time we were in the mountains and my dad was really drunk and I went to go give him a hug and he goes, I'm on a punch you.

[SPEAKER_00]: He said that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I remember the story.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you do.

[SPEAKER_00]: I've said it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know that's one very thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: You told me that story you were like gonna go sit on his lap or something.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I want to go take a picture like sit on his lap, and he's like, I'm gonna punch you like I know he was a drink, but I also was like yeah, he was hammered like hammered.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's why that's why.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like he would have said it sober.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but I just wanted to be known that I adore my father and like I think that you know, he's he shows up in so many other ways, but emotionally.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, same with my like my I had a very very present father.

[SPEAKER_01]: He just didn't like talk to me like that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_00]: You don't really know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Then I have my stepdad who, like, just looking at me, he'll start crying.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's a Pisces.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: For sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, for sure.

[SPEAKER_00]: My dad literally started crying.

[SPEAKER_01]: My dad would, like, murder a village for me, like, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like very similar to your dad.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, my dad, I know loves me more than life, but does not do the emotion thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, my dad has their, my mom, my mom's a Pisces.

[SPEAKER_01]: And my mom was super loving and very, like, cuddly and affectionate and stuff like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: So

[SPEAKER_00]: I, I feel you know, I just look at it as like everybody has their pros and their cons and their ability to love in a certain way and like the sooner you get to know that and just be like, okay, this is not this person not showing up for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: That one literally showing up the most they can.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, yeah, I mean, everybody has a different love language.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and not everybody expresses love in the same way.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, a hundred percent.

[SPEAKER_00]: A hundred percent.

[SPEAKER_00]: But you know, do we have daddy issues because of it?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe possibly we do.

[SPEAKER_00]: We do.

[SPEAKER_00]: Perhaps.

[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, I wrote my dad a letter when I was like, twelve years old.

[SPEAKER_00]: That idea.

[SPEAKER_01]: Asking him to love me the way that Carlos loves Jeanine.

[SPEAKER_01]: Carlos is his brother and my cousin Jeanine.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because Jeanine and Carlos had like a very communicative relationship and there was always talking and like, you know, they were very, very, very like, I mean,

[SPEAKER_01]: I get my dad loves me more in the life like my dad literally murder you for me, but like I wrote him this whole letter and he responded in like the funny it like everything is a joke to my dad.

[SPEAKER_01]: He was like, please having a conversation with Carlos is like worse than having gastric bypass surgery or like he like my god.

[SPEAKER_00]: Row back on my letter like little notes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, not the animal tations.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, he like gave it back to me with little notes on it and like they like as little jokes, but I thought it was funny and I thought it was cute as the most he'd ever said anything to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm so that no, I'm not that age.

[SPEAKER_00]: You just don't really understand my dad like I could be like spilling something out to him and it'd be like

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so how's the podcast making a lot of money like that like and like I literally like he just wants to know like even if I'm doing great in life in his standards or in his eyes like he's just gonna be like, okay, well, you need to be doing this and like you but well like that's his way of also like showing cancer.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's my biggest critic he really is but he's also my biggest lover like he loves everything I do but also hate it all and that that sounds like my mom honestly that sounds more like my mom

[SPEAKER_01]: My dad is just very much like, who asked me once a month, like, the nail polish, okay, is the business okay?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, yeah, I'm literally my dad.

[SPEAKER_01]: And that's it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like he just wants to make sure that I'm okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cause like, that's the reason my dad was like the provider, you know, like financially like the provider, I had to stay at home on.

[SPEAKER_01]: So that is how he shows his love, you know, just providing and you know, being just won't be like, let's talk about it.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, never talk about anything.

[SPEAKER_00]: I've tried.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We definitely don't want to turn this into a sad daddy issues episode.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe we move on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we move on to the next to the topic, which we really want to talk about.

[SPEAKER_01]: I asked you guys on my stories what you wanted to see me and Jesse talk about and a lot of people wanted to hear like some cringe embarrassing stories from our childhood and I thought that would be funny.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, it has to be childhood?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, it does not mean like in life.

[SPEAKER_01]: In life ever.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have a few and I feel like a few are told on the internet and a few I have not.

[SPEAKER_00]: So you first.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, you first.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, you first.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to see like how embarrassing yours are and how bad I can go.

[SPEAKER_00]: Use the thing is like my entire middle school experience was like one embarrassing moment to be honest because you actually were embarrassed or because you just like because I feel like I'm embarrassed by like existing in public.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: Because I feel like our anxiety does that.

[SPEAKER_01]: So where you actually are now like everything embarrasses me definitely, but no, no, no, no, no, no, my middle school experience was very embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_01]: So much so that I didn't go to the high school that all my friends went to.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I went to a completely different high school because I did not want to go to school with all of those people.

[SPEAKER_00]: What did you do?

[SPEAKER_00]: Or what happened to you?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, man.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're just, the middle school I went to had a lot of mean, mean kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's just my school in general.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's Miami too.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, dude.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had a beautiful experience in high school.

[SPEAKER_01]: My high school was amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody was so nice.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can't relate.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, one time, I had this huge crush on this kid named Gustavo.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, everybody was on level Gustavo.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone was like, the cutest boy in school.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had a little song and everything Gustavo Gustavo Gustavo Gustavo Gustavo is like this whole thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's saying on my way to class.

[SPEAKER_00]: You just made that up.

[SPEAKER_00]: Stop it.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I swear to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: If I could call Jenning right now and put her on speaker, she would sing that song to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: He has brown hair and a knee, a ring.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like this whole thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: He had like hair and a knee.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so daddy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Not a very creative song with period.

[SPEAKER_00]: You better work.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was madly in love with him and he was walking with this break weirdo Jonah I think his name was like Jonah Jonah or some shit?

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know I don't know didn't know this guy at all.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, just an asshole.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was walking to my mom's car and Jonah and Gustavo were walking behind me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think his name was Jonah.

[SPEAKER_01]: But they were walking behind me and I was extra extra extra nervous because like the cutest boy in school was walking behind me.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know also by the way, I've looked him up today

[SPEAKER_01]: Very different boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Gustavo or Jenna.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Gustavo.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: He could like literally be into just somewhere.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have all of the high school, like the cutest boys in high school are like bald now.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think that yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Gustavo is not only being bald, but you know, it's an observation I've made.

[SPEAKER_01]: The ugly ducklings have, like, um, they're super hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Probably Jonah is like hot today because she was in faith.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what does he thought?

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, they're welcome.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was like freaking out and trying not to like, I don't know, whatever.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then all of a sudden, I hear them like laugh and giggle and then they walk around me and then they just keep walking and I'm like, what are they laughing at?

[SPEAKER_01]: Then my friend and Malene, my friend and Malene like comes out to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, you have gum in the back of your head.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what do you mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: I glow like this and I touch my hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: This fucker and I know what I know it was Jonah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I felt something in the back of my head but I didn't.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't want to like grab it or touch it because like Gustavo was right there and I was like freaking out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling y'all was like in like paralyzed mode.

[SPEAKER_01]: And when I go like this and I touch my hair, they had squeezed it into my hair dude.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like they put it on my mind.

[SPEAKER_00]: So they were behind you.

[SPEAKER_00]: They touched your hair.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: And you didn't fucking notice.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I did it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was just walking in front of them and they just like put the gum in my hair and like I feel like I felt something.

[SPEAKER_01]: I thought they were just messing with me and like touching my hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I thought they were just like so cruel like that is like next level.

[SPEAKER_00]: And the fact that you liked him and wrote a song for him.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I liked him a lot.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then after that day I was like, this guy is dead to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, literally, literally.

[SPEAKER_01]: Crush over immediately.

[SPEAKER_01]: But they like walked around me.

[SPEAKER_01]: They started giggling and laughing and I touched my hair and whatever.

[SPEAKER_01]: I obviously start crying because I'm just absolutely here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got home, Jessie.

[SPEAKER_01]: It took my mom like four hours to take that gum out of my hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was taking it out with Basie Guachette.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what that is?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like house cleaner, like, like a degreaser.

[SPEAKER_01]: She had to take it out with degreaser because it was not coming.

[SPEAKER_01]: My head was raw, dude.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, and my mom was like, oh, no, I'm not cutting her hair.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, we are getting this gum out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.

[SPEAKER_01]: So embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_01]: They were like,

[SPEAKER_00]: I still remember it perfectly.

[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, what?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like they're literally evil.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's fucking awful.

[SPEAKER_00]: Man, I thought mine was bad when literally a guy had a crush on Stephen freaking Wilson.

[SPEAKER_00]: We were in a bus going to a field trip and I was like, what is that smell?

[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, it's your upper lip.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, and then he was dead to me for that.

[SPEAKER_00]: And that didn't even involve gum.

[SPEAKER_00]: So.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, but he said that to you and the bus in front of everyone.

[SPEAKER_00]: in front of everyone there.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, maybe it's your upper lip, but that doesn't hit as hard.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: Because he just said that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, the comeback is not a dick.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can't.

[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have cried.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have cried.

[SPEAKER_00]: I ended.

[SPEAKER_00]: I did.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I feel like I cried for everything.

[SPEAKER_00]: But when I was in middle school.

[SPEAKER_00]: So my middle school was like a lot of kids was years a lot of kids.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like it was like packed.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like when I hear people being like, oh, there was a hundred people in my class.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, no, not in Miami girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's like thousands of people.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's like four thousand people.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: So there was this one kid.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know his actual name, but everyone called him Elmo.

[SPEAKER_00]: And he was like the class clown, but he was actually such an insecure little dick.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like literally he was such a menace and such an asshole.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't even remember exactly what transpired, but one day he literally got Hawaiian punch and poured it on my head in school.

[SPEAKER_00]: I had to like call to go home.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like it was like, what?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like it was out of a movie, like literally, I don't even remember exactly what we said or how I pissed him off, but literally who I impunched my head.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did any of the other boys be him up?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, nobody cared about me, bro.

[SPEAKER_00]: I literally was the bookworm, like I would just sit on the bench and like I didn't have any friends really.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so a lot of times I would eat lunch in the stall by myself, especially when one of my friends.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I kind of like in like an actual stall.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like on the pooper.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, sitting down.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, that makes me so sad.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know it was awful and it would be especially so like I did have like one or two friends and when they would turn against me like I had no one to eat with so I was like just used to like my protocol.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they were mad at me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was fucked.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but middle school in general kind of a blur.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like those transitioning years where you like feel so ugly and like confused and then you're also like awakening to like liking people and like trying to fit it.

[SPEAKER_01]: So insecure so like anything anybody tells you you like believe it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, oh my god.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought of one that happened in elementary.

[SPEAKER_00]: This wasn't even embarrassing, but just very bizarre.

[SPEAKER_00]: So one of my family members was constipated.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not gonna out who it was.

[SPEAKER_00]: And there mother had to take, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: All I will say is that their mother had to help their poop come out of the butt with a cute tip.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought that was bizarre.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like literally they could not poop.

[SPEAKER_00]: So when I went to school and this guy pissed me off, he kept calling me a monkey butt.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't know what that.

[SPEAKER_00]: This was literally like fourth grade.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I said, oh yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you can't poop in your mom needs to take a cute poop out with the cute tip.

[SPEAKER_00]: I had to be picked up.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I went to the principal's office and everything.

[SPEAKER_00]: He cried.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, not hitting close to home.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, girl, I don't know your life.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was just guessing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: So somewhere there's a guy on a podcast telling a story about his bully in elementary school told him that he had to take a shit out with a cute tip and he's never recovered.

[SPEAKER_00]: But like, if it doesn't resonate, then why are you mad?

[SPEAKER_00]: It's all I'm saying.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if the shoe fits, Steven Wilkins.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so done.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, literally I don't even know how that was classified as an insult.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think everyone was just so shocked that I said something like that.

[SPEAKER_00]: That I was just like, I mean, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I just thought that's why you got to be careful around kids.

[SPEAKER_00]: They repeat everything.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, it would be super careful.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm really walks around my house going period.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, no, she doesn't.

[SPEAKER_00]: I swear she and she goes like, hey girl, to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh my gosh, she's so funny.

[SPEAKER_00]: But if you say something like, what the fuck are some of my, oh yeah, she's repeating that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, of course.

[SPEAKER_01]: Those are fun words to say.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why wouldn't you be that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know how many times I got spit on in middle school?

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_00]: What are they camels?

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you do?

[SPEAKER_01]: What happened?

[SPEAKER_01]: Because the way that our school set up, okay, there's obviously like a second floor and like a first floor and these

[SPEAKER_01]: demon children, these demon middle school kids would stand on the second floor over the balcony, like over the way balcony and spit on all the kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, they would spin other than walking to close down here.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, don't get me wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like a no, I'm an idiot.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was a known thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like you don't walk outside of underneath that they cheat.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, because if you walk outside of the digital, you will get spit on like it was like a known thing that you have.

[SPEAKER_00]: Why aren't they rendered and did?

[SPEAKER_00]: Bro nobody cared nobody cared I got spit on so many times that I would like to touch my head and the the fucking gag ga-ho bro gag ga-ho not even like an innocent no they would go Titanic style oh my god you know what the oh my god that reminds me of one of the worst moments of my life my brother was tickling me Joey and he was tickling me so bad that he was laughing so hard and I was laughing so hard that literally just his like a drool went into my mouth and I

[SPEAKER_00]: Almost threw up.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, it was the worst moment.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like he was just going like and like it just like like just oh my god, it was so disgusting spit is like honestly what are the most violating things because it's like I'm not trying to be inside of you like that like that's a piece of you you're spitting on to me

[SPEAKER_01]: literally.

[SPEAKER_01]: My friend Stephanie has like a saliva phobia and it's real.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, bro.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's disgusting.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I even have to low key like call myself down with like making out.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I've always like to like his strangers and stuff, but like I'm like, man.

[SPEAKER_00]: I cannot kiss a stranger.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't know where you're so alive.

[SPEAKER_00]: I has been broke.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, totally valid.

[SPEAKER_00]: But if I'm super drunk, that is like, caution to the window.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care anymore.

[SPEAKER_00]: However, when I'm fully sober, which like, usually that's the case, I am like, maybe we don't need to like be there too long.

[SPEAKER_00]: Get too much spit in my mouth.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm sure coming from my kids.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you are too passionate in love lovers, like I'm okay with little spending on the thing, whatever.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, see, I knew you were a little freak.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, if not seem spit on me all cry, like actually cry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not like not like hockey back, but like a little like dirty like a

[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't give you flashbacks to middle school.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, but seriously, like I'm not kidding guys.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would like touch the top of my head and it was like ooh, we gooey spit, bro.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not joking.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have been expelled because as much of a little bookworm and whatever, like I'm a psychopath.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I would have fought them.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like actually would have just didn't think that they could fit on you and they would run away.

[SPEAKER_01]: You couldn't, you would never catch the bandit.

[SPEAKER_01]: They would spit and then run away.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a really fast runner.

[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't long left.

[SPEAKER_00]: You would have to run.

[SPEAKER_00]: You would have to run.

[SPEAKER_01]: You would have to run.

[SPEAKER_01]: You would have to run down the hallway.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go up those stairs and then meet them upstairs.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like impossible.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, that's what I would do.

[SPEAKER_00]: Or I would get a friend in on it to be waiting for them and track them down and take a picture of them.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'd show up to their house.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, that's so like that would ruin my day.

[SPEAKER_00]: Were you part of the, were you part of the egging era?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't see.

[SPEAKER_00]: I T P and stuff.

[SPEAKER_00]: I could get behind that.

[SPEAKER_00]: But eggs get the fuck out of here.

[SPEAKER_00]: There's so many layers to how violent it is.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I had my friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna out of my friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: My really close friend.

[SPEAKER_01]: She was the egging queen.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, don't get me wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: All the boys that she egged their houses.

[SPEAKER_01]: They deserved it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: They deserved it.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like anytime a guy would like do someone ever chose egging that motherfucker's house.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's kind of slay I guess if it's for like but I feel like some people did it just to be like assholes like it was just like a funny thing some people did it randomly in my neighborhood like they would just go to random houses and do that but now I don't like random acts of egging I was so big bag of a day it really was but no that's pretty much it for middle school and elementary in high school I like never went to the sports games because like I really wasn't that girl

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I feel like I'm in the other popular to like either or you have to care about sports and I was neither exactly.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I did go to a high school basketball game once because my friend invited me and going up the bleachers.

[SPEAKER_00]: I miss my step and I wish it was just like a tune to bitch.

[SPEAKER_00]: I rolled down the bleachers.

[SPEAKER_00]: I swear to you, I lost complete control.

[SPEAKER_00]: No way I was rolling and I'm a big girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody just looked at me like I just wanted to leave and also the worst part is it hurt really bad because they're metal bleachers So like it was really painful, but I could not even get involved in that like I couldn't show that I wasn't rolling down is insane like I have tripped going up the bleachers at a football game as well, but like it was like a one two step that I lost completely control.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, I rolled for a fit for a bit

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like when you're caught in the, you know, on the motion, you're just hard to get your grip.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, yeah, you can't get your said.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like getting caught in a wave, you know, like in a way later.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was so embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, I feel like in general, there's a lot of like high school embarrassing moments.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like, oh, I got like my period multiple times in my cocky pants.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I feel like there's multiple things like that.

[SPEAKER_00]: That just like, that's not a little bit.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it's fine.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, one time, one time this guy that I thought was so hot, I used to go home stalker McCarthy because I would stalk him.

[SPEAKER_01]: You would think that, you know, but like I would like look at him and like watch him in the hallways.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're a little weirdo.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I, like, not in a weird way, I would just like, look at him.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you know, he would walk by and that song.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's her with that?

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I have no melody, so.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I do know it then.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, anyway, I just thought he was really cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, just I can't do you know, because I can't talk to cute boys.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I strictly dated like not hot boys in high school because I cannot talk to hot boys.

[SPEAKER_01]: But he was really really cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then one day, I don't know why on earth, but he decided to ask me out on a date outside of my classroom.

[SPEAKER_01]: He like, ask me, hey, you want to go to the movies, but I don't know why I said yes, my dad wouldn't ever let me go.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I was like, yeah, of course, oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then like he goes to walk away.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, he comes back to ask me something else.

[SPEAKER_01]: But by that time like I did it, no, and I was turned around and I was talking to my friend Samantha and I was like, oh my god, and I'm like literally freaking out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh my god, he's so hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: And there's an isn't it?

[SPEAKER_01]: How about that?

[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, he's like approaching you.

[SPEAKER_01]: And like he heard all of that.

[SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, I forgot what he asked me when he came back, but we did not end them going on that day.

[SPEAKER_01]: We did how did he cancel it?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he did.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, no!

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm pretty sure it's got a bit of girl get excited.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know!

[SPEAKER_01]: God forbid that I find you just by him and gosh, I think he thought I was going to be as weird after that and we just didn't end up working out.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's not the same but I have sent text messages talking shit about people to them before and I feel like that's very similar.

[SPEAKER_00]: Please do not get me started on this topic.

[SPEAKER_00]: That has happened to me more times than I could count.

[SPEAKER_00]: What did you say?

[SPEAKER_00]: What would you say?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like the easy ones to explain are like when you send a screenshot of their text, which you're obviously trying to send to someone else, but then you send it to them.

[SPEAKER_00]: And that is like kind of easy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Really?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we, I feel like I had an explanation and it left my mind.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like this is the hardest thing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like who are you gonna send that to?

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I remember my explanation.

[SPEAKER_00]: The explanation is something about like hey, like I wanted to make sure that you didn't text me anything else like my phone has been weird or something like is this a last text you sent me?

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: I literally would never believe that in a million years.

[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, okay, period.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for having us do Queen.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm also like a paranoid type.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I had like really bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I feel so bad telling this story because I swear to you, this still keeps me open night till this day.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's really, really bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: That means you're a good person.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, this was so bad, bro.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had a social media girl.

[SPEAKER_01]: The thing is that I love her.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love her, so I'm not gonna say her name, but I love her so much.

[SPEAKER_01]: I follow her.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're not friends, but I literally love her so much.

[SPEAKER_01]: I love her content.

[SPEAKER_01]: She started working with me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're really trying to butter her up to tell her story.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I swear I'm Porter.

[SPEAKER_01]: I swear I'm Porter right now.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Porter, don't have any swear on his life.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because I only do that if I'm really being honest.

[SPEAKER_00]: You do it all the time.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like three times a day minimum.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's not true.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if I have to show my true honesty, I would never swear on Porter if it wasn't real.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I love that dog more than like I would literally like you on fire to say Porter.

[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_00]: Great to know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why you would have to like me on fire to save him.

[SPEAKER_00]: But okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like if that was part of the, you know, saw challenge.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a big sorry, Jesse.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't see my dog.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm never like literally dreaming interior like burning alive my skin falling off like you just do that without a second thought.

[SPEAKER_01]: or burning porter.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, that's so cruel.

[SPEAKER_00]: But he's old.

[SPEAKER_00]: It would be hard.

[SPEAKER_01]: It would be horrible.

[SPEAKER_00]: It would be horrible.

[SPEAKER_00]: But like I have a lot of years ahead of me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have children.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I might think about it because you're a mother.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, come on.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be appropriate.

[SPEAKER_00]: So say I know your pockets.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have to know my son.

[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: Remember that video I do remember that video guys I did a video was it on my nose on Jesse's channel or mine?

[SPEAKER_01]: I did a video here as I think taking care of Noah for twenty four hours.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was really like a five hour video, but it was so funny.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, what was I saying you were saying that you would like me on fire, but before that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay super super nice super amazing whatever I go to send Andrea Andrea was like my marketing manager, you know, and she kind of like was

[SPEAKER_01]: The social media grows boss in a way.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I go to send Andrea a voice note about like how I didn't like the feed, how I didn't like like certain things.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't love, you know, the direction that we were going.

[SPEAKER_01]: I sent it to Andrea and I sent it to Andrea and her by mistake.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I had sent it to both of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hate making people feel bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: So even if I absolutely hate something, I cannot tell you that I hate it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have to be like, hey, what if we changed this around or what if we did something like this and it means with our background and you laugh in my face?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, because I have gone fans out with you, I'm like, just going crazy.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's just like, once I'm going to say God bless God bless that is disgusting.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh, got it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just trying to be honest, but like, with people I work with, like, I try to be very gentle, very gentle, you know, especially if I'm like, they're both.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I do the same thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I'm not going to be like, I hate that, you know, it's messed up.

[SPEAKER_01]: But when I'm just expressing that I don't like it to Andrea, like I was just being very, you know, like, oh, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I accidentally send this to both of them.

[SPEAKER_01]: Just see when I tell you that I turned my phone off.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I turned

[SPEAKER_01]: wreaking bitch like what do you mean in it a little bit I feel like I was mean or not mean but like I feel like I would have come off as mean because I was just like I don't like this.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like this.

[SPEAKER_01]: I felt so good.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's not even that bad though because that's just like I heard her feelings man.

[SPEAKER_01]: I felt so bad.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do get that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like there's definitely like worse scenarios, but also can't you just like unsend it like isn't that a thing?

[SPEAKER_00]: This was during the time that that didn't exist.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, that doesn't send a message.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and the panic like the pure panic.

[SPEAKER_00]: I do feel like I like double check text a lot.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just making sure because sometimes you're thinking after that day after that day that has not happened to me again.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, because like you're thinking of the person you're going to send the message to so your brain types their name in and it's definitely that has happened to work.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: So back to embarrassing moments.

[SPEAKER_00]: There's a few.

[SPEAKER_00]: There was one when I did the talent show in my high school.

[SPEAKER_00]: And we were all the pussy cat dolls.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we were lip syncing.

[SPEAKER_00]: We weren't like actually singing.

[SPEAKER_00]: So our whole thing was like, let's recreate their VMA performance or something.

[SPEAKER_00]: It was one of those.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it was when I grow up.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to be famous.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to be a son.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to be a son.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's those are fast moves.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, and we were on it.

[SPEAKER_00]: So what I did was I literally held auditions.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know who I thought it was.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I held auditions.

[SPEAKER_00]: People showed a ton of more fusion dancers, which are like the, like the, I know I know.

[SPEAKER_00]: And when I tell you, like you would have thought we were each paid like a minimum of twenty thousand dollars to rehearse with this because they would come to my house.

[SPEAKER_00]: We would rehearse.

[SPEAKER_00]: Joey was, of course, leading us all, making sure everybody was on point.

[SPEAKER_00]: We were like determined to slay.

[SPEAKER_00]: And it was a very interesting point of my life.

[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, we actually performed.

[SPEAKER_00]: And when I tell you my microphone flew out of my hand in the middle of the performance.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you have to like run and go pick it up?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I was going to leave it there.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: So everybody was slaying and dancing mine just flew and yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: That sounds, did you see the video of the band girl with her underwear that fell by her ankles?

[SPEAKER_01]: What did she keep going?

[SPEAKER_01]: She just kept walking but the thing is that I think that if she went to go bend down every no, she had to.

[SPEAKER_01]: But she had to like crouch down.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know like I know bending down would have showed everybody but you had to have like gone down to your meat.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean like go down like I just don't know how that happens.

[SPEAKER_00]: I've never had underwear loose like that in my life

[SPEAKER_00]: I literally when I tell you that if I'm her I would think about I will think about that for the rest of my I know I know and I was just talking to Joey and Alex about this because we were literally like singing the Fergi National Anthem as we were playing Fortnite and I was like you know what's so crazy is like there are straight-up embarrassing moments that like people will never forget and like never one of them

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I will always remember the freaking National Anthem.

[SPEAKER_00]: She won't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's her legacy.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, for real.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, she's an fantastic legendary Black Eyed Peas girl, but we will never remember that girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna remember you from the National Anthem.

[SPEAKER_00]: Literally.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so that brings me great discomfort to know that maybe some of my embarrassing moments people still think about them and they're like damn that sucks.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, for sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure Jonah is like telling his wife, oh my god, I put gum in time.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't see that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I also don't think that you're the first person he put gum like in their hair.

[SPEAKER_00]: Definitely not on the first person you terrorized.

[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely not.

[SPEAKER_00]: But going into adulthood, I feel like it gets more embarrassing because I feel like as an adult, like when you're a kid, you just feel like, well, we were all kids.

[SPEAKER_00]: But when you're an adult and you experience something embarrassing, that's treacherous.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's like, that shouldn't be happening.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I got you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got you.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is a little bit more embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, in high school for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: I definitely have told this story before like on my embarrassing boy stories on my YouTube channel.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was a little bit boy crazy growing up and I like fell in love with every boy I had a crush on right.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would never do anything with them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I just like

[SPEAKER_01]: And I was madly in that with this boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: He was a baseball player.

[SPEAKER_01]: He was so cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: He was I swear to you.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think he was like the cutest guy in school.

[SPEAKER_01]: Today, not the case.

[SPEAKER_01]: But at the time, he was like the cutest guy in school.

[SPEAKER_01]: He was so cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: There was this other baseball player.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I had dated this other baseball player.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to call him Eli.

[SPEAKER_01]: Eli and Rob.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I did it Eli for like, I went on two dates with him.

[SPEAKER_01]: One of them being McDonald's.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: We shared a pop kiss.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was nothing.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had nothing with this man.

[SPEAKER_01]: Literally two dates.

[SPEAKER_01]: Literally nothing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, a couple months past and I start dating Rob, like kind of talking to Rob and blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever.

[SPEAKER_01]: I made plans with Rob to go hang out with my cousin, my cousin's boyfriend.

[SPEAKER_01]: We were all gonna have a movie night on my cousin's boyfriend's house.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, everybody was gonna be there having a movie night and Rob was supposed to meet me there and Rob was like, yeah, I'll be there.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna have such a good time on me to there, blah, blah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I get there, Rob text me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, can you come outside?

[SPEAKER_01]: I go outside.

[SPEAKER_01]: I open the door and it's Eli and Rob.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, no, honey, and they have me cornered and Rob is like, hey, when were you gonna tell me that you dated Eli?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I said no.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what do you mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: I went on like two dates with Eli.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is super weird.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, this is weird.

[SPEAKER_01]: What is happening?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, yeah, that's my boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I can't, like, I can't, like, I can't, like, I can't.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't, like, you have you dated my boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, like, it was like two days and nothing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like it was nothing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like it was nothing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, yeah, he likes me.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're just standing there like,

[SPEAKER_01]: And they just got up and left Jesse when I tell you like I sobbed hysterically that night when they left I was like sobbing into my cousin's boyfriend's arms he's like my cousin's boyfriend was like why couldn't Rob just text you and be like yo, I didn't know you did it like this is literally literally why do you have to show up to my the interview I can't

[SPEAKER_01]: fuck was that, you know?

[SPEAKER_00]: Rob is a Leo so it doesn't surprise me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the show.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the show.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes the thing that's like driving a confrontation is just like, I don't know, you just want to do it.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was so mean though.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was so uncalled for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because Eli knew he didn't even like me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like we didn't even like each other like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was like a pop kiss and we were like, Oh, this is weird.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then like we didn't even.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: What the hell?

[SPEAKER_01]: That was so crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: I still think about that until they say that was so insane.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's a real mood killer.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would have gone home after that.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then I saw him at my cousin's baby shower and he acted like, you like met me for the first time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, hi, how nice of me you?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh, no, are you joking?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I hate that.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm joking.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, he's the worst.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's literally the worst though.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's unfortunately like still friends with my cousin's baby daddy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so you still see him?

[SPEAKER_01]: I saw him one time at the baby shower and their son is like six years old, so I haven't seen him in a long time.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, period.

[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, that was very embarrassing for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, you want to hear my roller belating one that I've been holding on to.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, of course.

[SPEAKER_00]: So my brother bought me skates and like we were just planning to slay with them honestly.

[SPEAKER_00]: We went to a local place here that's right by me.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's a trail that people walk on and it's like a sidewalk like it's like paved.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's not like a hiking trail like you can't roller belate on those.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I had Noah and he was super young.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like he was like a year and a half.

[SPEAKER_00]: So he was in a stroller.

[SPEAKER_00]: So just me, Joey and Noah.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I was planning on like pushing Noah while rollerblading.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like how slay as that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought about that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure right there.

[SPEAKER_00]: Literally.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I thought.

[SPEAKER_00]: And as you go into this place, there's like a deceivingly steep hill.

[SPEAKER_00]: It starts off so so like you look like you're getting down to this little area.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it doesn't look like mistake number one hill and rollerblading.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it doesn't look like a hill.

[SPEAKER_00]: It just looks like so slanted.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just like, okay, it's not like this.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like this.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like such a small slam.

[SPEAKER_00]: But you could pick up speeds so quick on that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's actually alarming.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then once you start picking up speed, it's hard to stop.

[SPEAKER_00]: So that's exactly what happens.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you started.

[SPEAKER_00]: Mind you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm pushing Noah.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I have that support.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, oh, I'm not going to fall because I have Noah.

[SPEAKER_00]: So we start going and little by little we start picking up speed.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I just started going Joey.

[SPEAKER_00]: Joey, Joey, I can't stop.

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't stop.

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't stop.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I picked up so much speed.

[SPEAKER_00]: go to, we're like, really into the bottom.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm with the stroller and Noah.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm picking up speed.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost like Noah's wheels are giving me more power, honestly.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just moving even faster than I thought.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so we're moving.

[SPEAKER_00]: And there's, if you could picture it, there's like blockers, like these things that separate, like they just have like a little bit of barrier between that.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then you turn either right or left, but it's a dead end in the front.

[SPEAKER_00]: You'll go into trees.

[SPEAKER_00]: So like I'm hurling towards that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Literally Joey had to push me and Noah, like into the grass to save us.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, he's a hero.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, literally Noah, like, no, just like flew.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I just ate absolute shit.

[SPEAKER_00]: And there were people there, like it was not like, I was just about to tell you, like, that's how I bear us to give Noah inside.

[SPEAKER_00]: Definitely there was multiple people there at least five or six.

[SPEAKER_00]: I just felt so about like no snacks.

[SPEAKER_00]: So he had this little like cup with his cereal and it like just everywhere like it just it was just such an embarrassing moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm lying toddler.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but then when I fell I fell on my ass and when I tell you I hit a bone that made me squeal like that video that's like

[SPEAKER_00]: I like Ember youth.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm talking about?

[SPEAKER_00]: The great play, yeah, and she falls.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, literally I was making those noises, and I couldn't even play it cool.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like when I fell down the bleachers, like I played it cool because it hurt, but I could deal with it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't breathe, like something got knocked out of me where I was like, oh no, oh no, oh no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like literally making noises like that, and I was fucking mortified.

[SPEAKER_00]: I told you I want to go home.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, no, no, no, don't go home.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, let's just, we'll just make the day out of it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's, it's gonna be fine.

[SPEAKER_00]: I took off my schedule.

[SPEAKER_00]: Retired them right there.

[SPEAKER_00]: Put on my chocolate, doesn't it?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, that was it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Never again did I touch Kate.

[SPEAKER_00]: Ever, ever.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like, you took them off on the spot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you like walk barefoot back?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, you did.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was not gonna skate another inch.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was never gonna skate again.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you joking?

[SPEAKER_00]: It was so fucking embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's less embarrassing since you don't know those people.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, falling in front of strangers is not as embarrassing as falling in front of like your middle school class.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I can agree with you, but also the way that I operate.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a Leo.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like being embarrassed.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have a girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have a Leo rising.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have a Leo rising.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have a Leo rising.

[SPEAKER_00]: It just feels like there's nothing worse than this.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like this is worse than being embarrassed.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I agree with you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like everything embarrasses me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't even go up to the class to like sharpen my pencil.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: To the pencil sharpener was so embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then I would forget how to walk.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then I was sure that I was doing it weird and that everyone was going to know that I was thinking about it.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm weird.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I hate going through TSA.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like the whole TSA experience is so embarrassing to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh my god, I take off my shoes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like putting them in the thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I'm so embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everything.

[SPEAKER_01]: Embarrassed.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everything.

[SPEAKER_00]: And that's why when I went to the Aunt Man premiere and I wore my ugliest outfit ever, have you seen that video that I did?

[SPEAKER_00]: It's literally like, I used to wear these headbands across my forehead thinking I was going to Coachella or something.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I would wear them everywhere because I thought they were so slay.

[SPEAKER_00]: I wore them.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember your headband across your forehead era.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was so bad.

[SPEAKER_00]: If you look up, Jesse smiles at man premiere.

[SPEAKER_00]: So embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's literally my target dress and my little headband and I remember nobody wanted to take my picture.

[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody.

[SPEAKER_00]: When I tell you the only pictures you can see online is because this one beautiful woman literally looked at me and said, I got you girl and shoot.

[SPEAKER_01]: But you know why it's because I showed up right after Paul read like I showed up later to the carpet wait wait look at listen caffeine shut the fuck up okay in twenty twenty five no but like at the time this was like a thing I disagree like I it was like in twenty fourteen but no exactly dude are you joking like this is like I like your little your little daisies

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I forgot they were daisies.

[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was the straight across ones.

[SPEAKER_00]: But when I showed up, I showed up right after Paul Rudd and Julia, whatever her name is, from third to going on, dirty, the mean friend, Julia.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I don't know her name.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know her name, but I don't know her name.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so I showed up late influencers, goes to the carpet at a certain time.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're not supposed to show up on this celebrity show up because nobody cares about you, but I showed up into my brother convinced me to go on the carpet and for some fucking God for second reason, they let me on.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then it's horrible when you're walking carpets, which I know you've probably avoided your entire career.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I would never walk or carpet.

[SPEAKER_00]: What awful so like literally my brother would play my publicist and he would have a piece of paper with my name on it and then after you exit like the little photo up area you literally have to walk pass I would say a minimum of like twenty people who are interviewing people and they're all looking at you like not you honey like I'm not going to interview you like honestly thank God wouldn't it be worse if they try to interview and you're like I'm an influencer I do YouTube I know film I know act in this video

[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like the the feeling though of like not being chosen is like so and then it's just like awkward just for the record.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love not being chosen.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, but it's in the moment if it's awful.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm just like give me out of here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Get me out of here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Get me out of here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Please don't talk to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, interesting.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, for me, it's devastating.

[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely devastating.

[SPEAKER_00]: But then I sat down and I had to sit on the second story because literally all this celebrity is like everybody got better seats.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then as we were sitting and waiting for the admin premiere, they showed like what are the stars wearing and they put me on the big screen.

[SPEAKER_00]: That is so funny.

[SPEAKER_00]: They started at my toes and then they brought it all out to the daisies.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was awful awful awful.

[SPEAKER_00]: I knew in the moment that the outfit sucked.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I feel like I was always what happened.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's a good one.

[SPEAKER_00]: That to me is more embarrassing than the roadways for short.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if they're different types of embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_00]: like I feel like I embarrass myself in public often or maybe that's just my perception of the exchange but like it's a different thing for it to be documented you know what I mean for like right there to be pictures and the craziest part too is like when I put it up on YouTube as a embarrassing story like everyone like just roasted the fuck out of my outfit and like I knew it was bad obviously but like just having that confirmation also maybe want to jump off a cliff

[UNKNOWN]: It was like, damn it!

[SPEAKER_01]: They were like, listen, I mean, I'm the worst person to talk to about this because I also rocked those headbands all the time.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got to be honest.

[SPEAKER_00]: But like what in high school?

[SPEAKER_01]: The forehead head?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, like right after high school.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Which is around the same time.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, twenty thirteen.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I wore those across my head all the time.

[SPEAKER_00]: It seems like such an accessory because it like kind of just like dresses up.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, like, in such a cute accessory.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think we're just bringing them back.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it kind of made my forehead look a little bit smaller.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but it also makes your hair sit in a really weird way.

[SPEAKER_00]: And sometimes it scrunches up and you look like you have like a head shape like that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and all that isn't.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, do you have any more embarrassing moments before we get to our not hot list?

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to think of like stories.

[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever had your parents poop, vomit?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm never this to myself or anything.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have like a texture thing, like I cannot sit in piss.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like if I piss myself, I would literally go insane until I. I mean, I don't want any choices.

[SPEAKER_00]: I literally just.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I know, but I would literally like I would have a full on connection.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think I just want to pop ice and just got wet.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that does have, okay, yeah, if you're just like also, but then also like me getting off of Popeyes and walking around the park, soaked all day, like I'm telling you, I have like this, I can't.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a sensory thing.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, for sure.

[SPEAKER_00]: I just feel that way.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I hate saying, I hate putting on hand lotion, like the scent, I hate saying that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, for sure, for sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you want to get to our not hot list and what is bad way to get my brain.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I wrote my down.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like we're going to get controversial.

[SPEAKER_00]: So if you guys are wondering what the not hot list is and if you don't like it, it's caffeine's fault she invented it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, no, somebody suggested that.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, you suggested it.

[SPEAKER_00]: So basically what a not-hot list is, we kind of discussed this last episode because we're talking about it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: So that's a thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're kind of piggybacked.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna wrap up today's podcast with our fun, not-hot segments.

[SPEAKER_01]: So last episode we talked about all the guys that are typically not-hot, that we find hot, and that we would experience, sexually, and clearly have some eclectic taste that disturbs some people.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think a lot of people agreed with us.

[SPEAKER_00]: I went downstairs after we filmed that and I told because all my friends were there and my sister-in-law who has watched you forever by the way, she'll be a Margot island.

[SPEAKER_00]: But literally I went downstairs and I was like, you are not going to believe, can't be in the list.

[SPEAKER_00]: And when I said that Riley, you would bang the grinch.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, when I said Grinch, like she was like, oh, that's weird.

[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever, but then when I said Pat Riley, she gasped.

[SPEAKER_00]: Gasped.

[SPEAKER_01]: Pat Riley is a very sexy man.

[SPEAKER_00]: I kind of agree with you.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about the slapping you in a face with a ring, but like he's like, nine D and sexy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, listen, that is rare.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who else were they disturbed by all the beast?

[SPEAKER_00]: The beast from split.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's so rich.

[SPEAKER_00]: So when you sent me that picture to put on screen, I was disgusted.

[UNKNOWN]: What the fuck is this?

[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, we have an electric key.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're a little out there.

[SPEAKER_00]: I like particularly like my favorite or like medium ugly.

[SPEAKER_00]: I would call it but like medium hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I don't like a super super hot guy because it makes me feel uncomfortable and insecure.

[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like are you joking?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like I could never like if Chris Hemsworth actually showed interest in me and big sir.

[SPEAKER_00]: That is so funny because he's on my list.

[SPEAKER_00]: But okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Continue.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's on your not hot list.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait.

[SPEAKER_01]: Chris Hemsworth.

[SPEAKER_01]: That didn't say Chris Evans.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, first of all, both of them were a list.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I know Chris haven't listened.

[SPEAKER_01]: I could understand how someone is like, oh, Chris Evans, I don't go.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why everybody thinks he's hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Chris, Hemsworth, nobody can say that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: So wait, my interpretation of the not hot list is people that are objectively attractive, but then I don't find them attractive.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, are you insane about Chris Evans?

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Chris, I put literally on the same line.

[SPEAKER_01]: It says all of the hem's worth brothers and all of the Jonas brothers, like those brothers across the board, you may, yes, all of the hem's worth brothers, Liam, fine.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I mean, Liam is like, hot, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: When you look at him, he's hot, but like if you're not out of fine, you cannot say that about Chris has worth, Jesse.

[SPEAKER_00]: I am saying it right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Chris Hemsworth might be the most attractive man to ever walk this earth.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's an opinion.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, he's obviously attractive, but there is nothing attractive about him to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't make my Pikachu tingle at all, which I feel comfortable saying because it's like, it's not like we're like bullying people and be like, you're not hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like they are hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's the thing.

[SPEAKER_00]: They're super like, I'm not attracted to them.

[SPEAKER_00]: None of the Hemsworth brothers.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm surprised I'm saying that because I was obsessed with Liam for a brief moment when he did the movie with Miley.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the last song.

[SPEAKER_00]: The last song.

[SPEAKER_00]: That did it for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love what you say.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like your friends or brothers.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is it like anybody cares outside of Liam and Chris?

[SPEAKER_00]: There is another one, huh?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's another one that he.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's the least.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's like Frankie Jonas.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I love Frankie.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, Frankie's cool.

[SPEAKER_00]: This other Hamlet is like, you know.

[SPEAKER_00]: So like the Hamlet brothers and all the Jonas brothers are in the same field for me because like I remember girls would be feral for the Jonas brothers.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like crying, go ahead.

[SPEAKER_00]: I remember everyone in school loved them.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, what are you all on?

[SPEAKER_00]: Like what is going on?

[SPEAKER_00]: I never was attracted to that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have never listened.

[SPEAKER_01]: The only one to me that I think is like, hmm, it's actually Nick.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nick Jonas, but I don't like.

[SPEAKER_00]: But you're disturbed by him.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: I know you think he's a serial killer.

[SPEAKER_00]: I remember that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I've told you about my theories of him.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then Jonas is at the start of the individual.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel that too much.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: A little Virgo is a weirdo.

[SPEAKER_01]: His personality, whatever.

[SPEAKER_01]: When I just look at the three of them, like I am mostly attracted to Nick, but personality-wise, I think Joe is the cutest.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like he's a Scorpio.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's just like, if I had to choose one that I find the most attractive, it would be Joe I pulled it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Kevin never gets any love, but you know what?

[SPEAKER_00]: I know what I mean.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's such a good husband and a good dad.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I haven't heard that.

[SPEAKER_00]: And period, he better work.

[SPEAKER_00]: But like, no, I think they're all like, Hugh in their own way, but not for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: And they're also not me either.

[SPEAKER_01]: Never.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I also feel this way about George Clooney.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: George Clooney is an objectively cute guy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, he's a good-looking man.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't got it.

[SPEAKER_00]: But I don't got it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't got it either.

[SPEAKER_00]: The way that they talk about George Clooney, like, he's like the hottest man on this planet.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know who does it for me?

[SPEAKER_00]: That I can actually like agree with the hype of him.

[SPEAKER_00]: Pedro Pascal.

[SPEAKER_00]: he I do find very attractive but also very sweet and also just like the exact type of guy that I'm like attracted to like usually Hispanic or like Hispanic looking a hundred percent and very sweet and like just seems like somebody that would like talk you through it he's so delicious he is so delicious but like he gives me like gay best friend vibes interesting interesting yeah no so you're not attracted to him like that no like I would absolutely bang him

[SPEAKER_01]: But like, I am not.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think he's very hot and I would super sleep with him.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm not like, oh my god Pedro just does it for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, he just gets his friends.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like a hot friend.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's his like sweet side coming through.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: He seems like a really nice like wholesome guy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Also on my list though, then I'm not trying to do is Glen Powell.

[SPEAKER_00]: That I don't get.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: See, here's the thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like he is not conventionally hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he is.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like actually annoying because he's like super hot but like not wait.

[SPEAKER_01]: I am super I am attracted to him.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't get me wrong like especially in twisters.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen that?

[SPEAKER_00]: I did.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: When he's walking out with the cowboy hat and the white shirt in the rain literally like my vagina was like

[SPEAKER_01]: who's throbbing.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I think it's his like charming personality.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like for example, Matthew McConaughey, to me so hot and delicious.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I think it's also because of his McConaughey swag.

[SPEAKER_01]: I heard he sings.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I think he does give me stinky boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like Glenn Powell, when you just look at him and he doesn't talk, he's not very cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like his face is not super.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so mean.

[SPEAKER_01]: This is so fucked up.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think that that's like objectively not true.

[SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[SPEAKER_01]: I think that it's because he's so charming and he's so like flirty and like that you just madly follow him.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, look at like all of the movies he's in before he even says anything.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like he's already the hot character.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what he mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: Because he's hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: It is all of though.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, with you.

[SPEAKER_00]: And honestly, the biggest thing that gives me the ache about Glam Pal is his roles.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't like the role he plays.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like a man at all.

[SPEAKER_00]: Really?

[SPEAKER_00]: I really liked him in Twisters.

[SPEAKER_00]: That movie was ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, literally by the end of it, I was like, if one more Twister comes into the screen.

[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to go, you know what's funny?

[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to go.

[SPEAKER_01]: I went to the premiere of that, not like the Hollywood one with Gleb Pal.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like, I went to the premiere Miami for Twisters with my friend Stephanie.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had a ticket and we went together because she is a die hard Twister fan, like the original movie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Madeline of what that guy like literally when she first all I'm moving for the first time she wanted to chase twisters for the rest of her life like she was obsessed obsessed So I was like you want to go watch the new movie with me.

[SPEAKER_01]: She got so excited.

[SPEAKER_01]: We were sitting there like is this an apocalyptic movie?

[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck is this literally these were like fire twisters like everything was so end of the worldie

[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, it was giving, they really wanted to show that there's been advancements in technology.

[SPEAKER_00]: So they're like, let's make it like really wild.

[SPEAKER_00]: But it just was too much.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then there was too many of them, like literally, can the people in Oklahoma bring like, there was just a blister.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can I see just one man rideable?

[SPEAKER_01]: Can I see?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I wasn't saying I did not like I mean it was entertaining but literally by the end of it all of us were like okay, we get it Twisters honestly like I've already seen it three times because I think limpa also hot in it.

[SPEAKER_00]: That is insane.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: I will watch a for example divergent like I could not give a fuck less about the plot of divergent But you best believe I was a movie a hundred times because Theo James is the hottest man I've ever seen.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was almost gonna put him on the list

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you weren't.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's no way.

[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, who do you find hot then?

[SPEAKER_00]: I told you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Criter Pascal, I find.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let me think.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, like actually hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not like our hear me out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Listen to like who is like the hottest Hollywood man for you.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's a hard one.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_00]: That is hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have my top five and I give two.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have my top five.

[SPEAKER_01]: Not in this order because I really can't put them in order.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's very hard for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Theo James.

[SPEAKER_01]: Michael B. Jordan.

[SPEAKER_00]: Michael B. Taylor Johnson.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: When I saw Creed for the first time, I think James is like, if I tried to draw James Franco from memory.

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: What?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's so disrespectful.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's way wrong.

[SPEAKER_01]: James Franco.

[SPEAKER_01]: Although, James Franco is hot to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, literally, Theo James is James Franco.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, my God, he's hotter.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Theo James, my girlfriend, Aaron Taylor Johnson.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, fuck is that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, he's the one that's married to the nine-year-old woman.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't find him hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: Stop it.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, you don't.

[SPEAKER_01]: Aaron Taylor Johnson is so, have you seen bullet train?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you serious?

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen the, well, he's really bad in this.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I see him only because I know he's married to that older lady who like groomed him.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's really bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's super groomed him.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's so hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: Are you kidding?

[SPEAKER_00]: He's hot as hell.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, another one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Taylor Kitch.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would literally marry him right now.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who the fuck are these people?

[SPEAKER_00]: And why do you know them?

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_01]: Taylor Kitch from savages.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen the movie Savage?

[SPEAKER_01]: Ditch or Kitch?

[SPEAKER_00]: Kitch with a K. Now you're fucking with me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm over this list.

[SPEAKER_01]: Why so hot?

[SPEAKER_01]: And then my number five is Dylan O'Brien.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know who that is either.

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding me right now?

[SPEAKER_01]: Dylan, I'll Brian.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's from the maze runner.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bro, these people are all the same person.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm pretty sure I've got your type down for good-pack.

[SPEAKER_00]: Bro.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, they're not.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying you're just a little bit of that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying that on run tomatoes and I need you to confirm that this is the person you're talking about.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, because what you would like have like the ugliest picture pulled up.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I just searched Dylan O'Brien.

[SPEAKER_01]: No dude, I'm gonna send.

[SPEAKER_01]: When we put up the pictures, I'm sending you the pictures we're putting in.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's something about Dylan O'Brien that reminds me of Paul Walker.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Paul Walker was absolutely gorgeous.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: He was so gorgeous.

[SPEAKER_00]: My number one.

[SPEAKER_00]: When I'm watching movies, I find myself like really attracted to like Vince Mawn, like those type of people.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I like, like, he, I feel like just gonna say Jim Carrey.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, when I'm saying like genuinely like oh my god like that person's like so attractive like I think him who's the person from he's Irish what's his fucking name he did the PSI like you judging my list and then starting with Vince Vaughn he's cute maybe like in that one movie in nineteen ninety nine

[SPEAKER_00]: Bro, stop it right now.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who's the guy from PSI Love You?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's so cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, Jarred Butler.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, him, Borges.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I find him like classic.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like Jarred Butler gives me like if he wasn't famous, he'd be like drunken smelly all the time or

[SPEAKER_00]: No, anyway.

[SPEAKER_00]: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Negan from Walking Dead.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's so hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: Delicious.

[SPEAKER_00]: The Punisher, the whoever plays the Punisher, so hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I think I love him.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know the Punisher.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, your type is like definitely uglier than my type, I think.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's so interesting how different people's types are, you know, and mine look like they'd spank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're telling me that Taylor Kidge wouldn't spank me.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're crazy.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know him.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know him.

[SPEAKER_00]: Michael Jordan.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he would spank me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Michael Jordan might be weird.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he might be weird.

[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, back to our not hot list.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, not this is my hot list isn't the not hot list.

[SPEAKER_00]: Mine is my next one is Jake Jellin Hall.

[SPEAKER_00]: Don't defend your mind.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's going to come for you.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's all done.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's number six on my list of like hot men on me for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: But that's insane.

[SPEAKER_01]: But just physically.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, if these don't come for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not talking about his personality.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't see as weird.

[SPEAKER_00]: But I will say I don't find Jake Gillin on not even like the start of attractive.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen the movie Love Another Drugs?

[SPEAKER_01]: No.

[SPEAKER_01]: Watch that movie with him in Anne Hathaway.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Period.

[SPEAKER_01]: And tell me you don't find him super hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: You have to watch that movie.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Because you know roles and personality is a big deal.

[SPEAKER_00]: Not you basically saying that like he only looks good in like one movie and in certain lighting and under certain circumstances.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I will say like I do have like a bit of a hand fetish.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like if a man, if a man has ugly hands or specifically like skinny little fingertips like the tip of the finger like I hate I hate ugly hands on a man, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: And Jake didn't hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like his fingers.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, roll Matthew McConaughey's hands.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: Choke me with those puppies.

[SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is there are they like Danny and like strong?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like a bany big scary.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like those hands.

[SPEAKER_00]: Next to my list is wait.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let me see.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Justin Timber Lake.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, who thinks he's hot?

[SPEAKER_00]: Every girl in the freaking nineties.

[SPEAKER_00]: Where there's ramen noodle here.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I feel like conventionally like he's a good-looking guy, but there's so many things about him that have given me the ultimate ache, and I just can't even go there.

[SPEAKER_00]: But also, I was a backstreet boy's girl, not an in-sink girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I was an in-sink girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: And then my last one is Ryan Reynolds.

[SPEAKER_01]: Ryan Reynolds.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you know what?

[SPEAKER_01]: When you look at him, he doesn't talk sure.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's cute.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think he's cuter than Glenn Powell just by looking at him.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't think that his person, like, he's trying to be the sarcastic funny guy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, he's, he's, he's finale does not do it for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: He thinks he's hilarious and that has completely just disgusted me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I agree.

[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like wait.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I went so far in my list and you haven't even read like two.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, who's the rest of the list?

[SPEAKER_01]: Because I didn't have a list put together.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was so dead.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: Do you have one more you get there at us?

[SPEAKER_01]: I do.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do hold on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would literally was just about to say him and then you said.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't hold on.

[SPEAKER_01]: Let me think about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: This one doesn't count because I am very much attracted to him.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think he's super hot.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't think he's super hot by looking at him.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think this is like another Glenn Powell situation.

[SPEAKER_01]: Brian Gosling.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right, like, okay, hold on.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you just look at Ryan Gosling, you think he's like a pizza delivery man.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know, he gives like pizza boy.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like just by looking at him.

[SPEAKER_01]: But then he has like he talks like with his eyes and his energy and the way that he's so like intense and passionate and like he didn't real life.

[SPEAKER_01]: And in all his roles and stuff, I think that's what makes him so hot to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think he's conventionally attractive.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think he is.

[SPEAKER_01]: Is he like his face?

[SPEAKER_00]: Is he?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: But he does not do it for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: That being said.

[SPEAKER_00]: No.

[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of people don't do it for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: And also very attractive people scare me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like that.

[SPEAKER_00]: But that's pretty much all I got.

[SPEAKER_00]: You got any more?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was going to tell you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, I remember it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have one.

[SPEAKER_01]: But this one, I don't know if this counts because I was desperately attracted to him when I was growing up.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now he gives me the egg like it's nobody's business.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have two, actually.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have two men that when I was in high school, I would have literally sold my soul.

[SPEAKER_01]: So that's a part of the room.

[SPEAKER_00]: Moody Hill.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I would have sucked the fart right out of their booty hole when I was in high school.

[SPEAKER_01]: But today they both gave me, oh my god, you're going to come for me for this, but in summer holder and Chad Michael Murray.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know, who you can add on to that list that I feel is very similar, chanting Tatum because I used to be so attracted to chanting.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, chanting Tatum is still hot.

[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, come on.

[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be real.

[SPEAKER_00]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's still got it.

[SPEAKER_01]: He recently got like super in shape.

[SPEAKER_01]: The thing is that Chinese Tatum dances like his dance.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's so sexy when he dances that I'm like, who was the second one?

[SPEAKER_00]: So Ian Summer Holder from the Vampire Diaries.

[SPEAKER_00]: But what was the other one?

[SPEAKER_00]: Have you seen him today?

[SPEAKER_00]: Chad Michael Murray from a Cinderella story.

[SPEAKER_00]: And Michael Murray.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like he's still living his one true hill.

[SPEAKER_01]: What does that show called?

[SPEAKER_01]: One true hill.

[SPEAKER_00]: One true hill.

[SPEAKER_00]: One true hill.

[SPEAKER_00]: He's still living his one tree hill persona and I'm like Bobby you're forty five times times yeah, that is unattractive, but Ian looks the exact same to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, he doesn't.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he does.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm last cold.

[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I was team Stefan.

[SPEAKER_01]: I like that stuff, Lucy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_00]: I was.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, you want some stuff in?

[SPEAKER_00]: I was.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Shut the fuck up.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have never in my life met a team's stuff in person.

[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone's team, Damon, everyone.

[SPEAKER_00]: But that's like the inner toxicity in them that likes that.

[SPEAKER_00]: But like in general, like, Stefan was the one I feel.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like Damon was so toxic and like he kind of frustrated me to be honest.

[SPEAKER_00]: Brother, they're going to heavily disagree with us in the comments.

[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[SPEAKER_01]: Why people?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you joking?

[SPEAKER_01]: The Damon fans?

[SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding?

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's because they're psychotic.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's why they like Damon.

[SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: I do think that Elena and Damon had like a very magnetic.

[SPEAKER_01]: Of course you can't deny it, blah, blah, blah.

[SPEAKER_01]: But it was the lust.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody seems to forget the Damon laterally killed Jeremy snapped his neck.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_00]: He was insane.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like I feel like Damon was he scared me.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, he's terrifying.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then everybody says the same thing.

[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, Oh, the Ripper, the Ripper.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, look, guys, that's when he's definitely like literally turns his humanity off.

[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine if, uh, Damon fully turned his humanity off all the way girl.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, he murdered the entire universe.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: So don't, don't give me that shit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: He killed Jeremy and I know he was wearing a ring and so he came back to life, but I didn't care.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, wow.

[SPEAKER_00]: We have so many thoughts.

[SPEAKER_00]: And somehow those thoughts always get weirdly sexual.

[SPEAKER_00]: We need to be a little in.

[SPEAKER_00]: What is this the sex pod, guys?

[SPEAKER_01]: For real?

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this episode wasn't sexual.

[SPEAKER_00]: We talked about some sexual stuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this is the least sexual within so far.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's pretty bad.

[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, what's wrong with us?

[SPEAKER_00]: Are we like, all pent up?

[SPEAKER_00]: What's going on?

[SPEAKER_01]: What's going on in the bedroom over there?

[SPEAKER_01]: We're not seeing it.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're not putting it in all the place.

[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that seem not filling your pretty little holes?

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my god.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, honestly, everything's fine over here, but sometimes you just be horny, you know?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, for sure.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you know, especially if you're ovulating, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Lots of different things.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a rage in animal when I'm ovulating.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, oh no.

[SPEAKER_00]: What is literally that has to be scientific, and that needs to be studied, and I'm pretty sure it has been.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I like the old way you get to it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I swear, like I hit my thirties, and I'm like, am I horny?

[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to horny town.

[SPEAKER_00]: You can book it crazy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's well.

[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that's like us getting to live like the male experience for like a week of our life.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love that because I think that's how men live all the time just horny all the time.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's what makes them so scary.

[SPEAKER_00]: And that would be horny all the time.

[SPEAKER_00]: Scary.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's why they like shoot up schools and stuff.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, wow.

[SPEAKER_00]: What a podcast.

[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, that was episode three.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you guys like?

[SPEAKER_00]: What is this?

[SPEAKER_00]: Can you believe we've already been here for three episodes?

[SPEAKER_00]: What would it thought people thought we were gonna fail?

[SPEAKER_00]: They said you're never gonna come back It's gonna be one week in that say they said I'm gonna give them one week And here we are here we are one anyway guys if you made it to the end We appreciate you God I start saying the fucking do we know them?

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, see outro you need to work on outro fuck intro

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we need to work on an outro and an intro.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Benji will give us a little jingle.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: We have a jingle out truth.

[SPEAKER_00]: And we could just be like, okay, guys, that was it.

[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you next time.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then it goes into the outro and she's Benji going, can't believe me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I love that.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we should do that.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we should do that because we're really about at this.

[SPEAKER_01]: I know that we said this in our last episode that our chairs.

[SPEAKER_01]: Next time we film together, we will have art here.

[SPEAKER_00]: That will be it.

[SPEAKER_00]: You will have your microphone.

[SPEAKER_00]: We will have our official chairs.

[SPEAKER_00]: Everything will be official.

[SPEAKER_00]: This blanket will be burnt in a fire.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: So episode four is when shit gets a fish.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's when we're really just going to just go with the flow.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like we're going to be like a well, well machine.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to have an interest on everything.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna have everybody.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Any prompts you guys want us to talk about any topics, fun ideas, bro.

[SPEAKER_01]: I got so many when I posted that on my stories like ninety percent was people like talk about the ace family guys.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gonna talk about the ace family.

[SPEAKER_01]: I refuse to talk about Austin with bro.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I got that question yesterday and I was like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh no, how do you feel?

[SPEAKER_00]: I know where you can listen to a podcast.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, amazing.

[SPEAKER_01]: Did you know now on Spotify, like when the podcast, I don't know if it's now.

[SPEAKER_01]: All right, just discovered this.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like when you listen to a podcast on Spotify, the video plays.

[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, they started that a while back.

[SPEAKER_00]: I remember we got on phone call with Spotify because they were trying to get more people to come in like post their podcast there, like exclusively type of thing.

[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, no, you could put video there too.

[SPEAKER_00]: We don't do that.

[SPEAKER_00]: We just do audio.

[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, you can.

[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, but that's it.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's all we've got for you.

[SPEAKER_00]: So um, anyway, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: My daughter's screaming.

[SPEAKER_00]: I gotta go.

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[SPEAKER_00]: See you next time.

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