<v Speaker 1>Jared Katy, and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Well, Joe Jonas is in the hype this morning. I

<v Speaker 2>guess he was on sort of on some sort of

<v Speaker 2>podcast or something, and he was talking about how he

<v Speaker 2>joined the Mile High Club a few years ago during

<v Speaker 2>a private flight. He said it was kind of comical

<v Speaker 2>because they were, you know, like in the bathroom or whatever,

<v Speaker 2>and he says, I wasn't wearing contacts when I left

<v Speaker 2>the bathroom, and I thought I was going to high

<v Speaker 2>five my drummer as I walked out, but it was

<v Speaker 2>the flight attendant.

<v Speaker 1>Oh no, high five. I thought it was my drummer.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

<v Speaker 2>Anyway, after joking about it, he says he wouldn't attempt

<v Speaker 2>that experience on a commercial flight because she'd be banned

<v Speaker 2>from flying forever. And then the host said, hey, was

<v Speaker 2>it worth it though, and he just replied, yeah, gosh.

<v Speaker 4>I feel like any guy anytime is worth.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, exactly. The guy's always gonna say yes. That

<v Speaker 3>always like shocks me that people do that because I've

<v Speaker 3>been and I haven't been in first class bathroom, so

<v Speaker 3>I guess I don't know how boogie they are. I've

<v Speaker 3>been in those commercial bathrooms. On the airlines and they.

<v Speaker 4>Wear as you can't.

<v Speaker 3>You can barely fit in there yourself, like somebody accidentally

<v Speaker 3>steps on the flushing thing. I'll scare everybody, like it

<v Speaker 3>just seems like a problem, you know.

<v Speaker 5>I don't know how, I don't know.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know if you guys want to

<v Speaker 3>really admit that on air. But I'm gonna ask anyway.

<v Speaker 1>You are you part of the club?

<v Speaker 5>No, No, Josh, I know.

<v Speaker 2>You just figured much of a hornball. All right, let's

<v Speaker 2>talk about Sean William Scott. You guys know him as

<v Speaker 2>Stiffler from American Pie, right, and what else?

<v Speaker 5>American Pie?

<v Speaker 2>That's like my favorite hockey, role Models, role Models, road

<v Speaker 2>Trip anyway, just a bunch of hum movies besides American Pie.

<v Speaker 2>But dude is apparently rich. Don't ever feel bad for Stiffler,

<v Speaker 2>I guess. He and his wife divorced last year, and

<v Speaker 2>this week he submitted a rundown of his finances in

<v Speaker 2>their ongoing custody and child support battle, and those are

<v Speaker 2>made public. According to that rundown, he makes one hundred

<v Speaker 2>and ten thousand dollars a month, including forty five thousand

<v Speaker 2>in royalty payments and thirty one thousand in dividends and interest.

<v Speaker 2>He also has more than twelve million dollars in stocks

<v Speaker 2>and bonds and another almost nineteen million dollars in property,

<v Speaker 2>plus hundreds of thousands of dollars in other assets.

<v Speaker 5>Stiffler is loaded good.

<v Speaker 4>So he was smart with his money, but were.

<v Speaker 2>So smart with his money and you wouldn't think about

<v Speaker 2>it when you watch Dude, Where's my Car?

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're like raty. This guy was, you know, smart

<v Speaker 5>with his money.

<v Speaker 3>Well, and especially when they came across it so young,

<v Speaker 3>because I know American Yah, they were all like, you know,

<v Speaker 3>early twenties, late you were, and so you come across

<v Speaker 3>that kind of cash and it's just like what do.

<v Speaker 5>I do with you? Didn't blow it onborghinis and hookers

<v Speaker 5>and blow Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>So we just expect him to kind of, yeah, waste

<v Speaker 3>all his money.

<v Speaker 5>You expected based.

<v Speaker 2>On every one of his characters that is like a

<v Speaker 2>goofball stoner idiot. But here he is raking in major

<v Speaker 2>bank each and every month.

<v Speaker 1>So hey, we see you, Stiffler.

<v Speaker 5>Good for Stiffler.

<v Speaker 2>Stiffler needs to put out some sort of financial blog

<v Speaker 2>or podcast.

<v Speaker 5>That's what he needs to do.

<v Speaker 2>Make some money on that on that Oh, for the

<v Speaker 2>love of God, I got a Dolly Parton story. So

<v Speaker 2>I'm excited Dollie. The oversaturation of Dolly Parton. She's been

<v Speaker 2>in everything. I think we were just talking about some

<v Speaker 2>more books that she has coming out. We've talked about

<v Speaker 2>her line of baking kits uh, the new hotel that

<v Speaker 2>she's dropping. Now, Dolly has her own signature flavor of

<v Speaker 2>Coca Cola.

<v Speaker 5>She's teaming up with a Coca Cola. Y'all what kind

<v Speaker 5>of stuff.

<v Speaker 2>It's called fortieth pop fits is and it's to celebrate

<v Speaker 2>her fortieth anniversary of Dollywood, which is kind of cute.

<v Speaker 5>Now, get this, you can only get it at Dollywood,

<v Speaker 5>but I.

<v Speaker 2>Would imagine if it's a hit there at the theme park,

<v Speaker 2>it probably will expand.

<v Speaker 4>Does its like plastic and silicone or is described.

<v Speaker 2>As cherry creamy and coke, So you get a cherry

<v Speaker 2>creamy coke.

<v Speaker 5>So don't already have that?

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's the one. It's the cream soda with cherry,

<v Speaker 6>yeah flavor.

<v Speaker 5>I'm not impressed.

<v Speaker 4>You actually you can get that. You don't have to

<v Speaker 4>go to Dollywood.

<v Speaker 2>They must have be taking that and rebranding it and

<v Speaker 2>just slapping cherry.

<v Speaker 4>The cream soda with cherry flavor has been around only

<v Speaker 4>ten years.

<v Speaker 5>Alli, I'll put anything in my mouth that's creamy. Save

<v Speaker 5>that audio. Huh Yeah, Maybe I shouldn't have said.

<v Speaker 4>I already made a note.

<v Speaker 5>Maybe I should.

<v Speaker 2>Have. You seen the big stink over Jamie Lee Curtis

<v Speaker 2>promoting the new Freaky or Friday.

<v Speaker 4>There are two huge reasons of why I'm going to

<v Speaker 4>go see the new one.

<v Speaker 2>She was on TikTok promoting it, and she was also

<v Speaker 2>promoting her formidable chest. Let's say, uh, very low cut

<v Speaker 2>shirt and girls were showing.

<v Speaker 6>All I know is that the og Jamie Lee Curtis

<v Speaker 6>fans know this from true lies that she's been packing

<v Speaker 6>for a long time.

<v Speaker 4>Yes, exist, she has been well in doubt.

<v Speaker 5>These are bigger than true lies.

<v Speaker 4>I think it's just that she it's just age, but

<v Speaker 4>she pushed.

<v Speaker 1>Them up there.

<v Speaker 5>Come on, guy, that's a good prom guys.

<v Speaker 1>And I just have to say, I love that Jamie Lee.

<v Speaker 3>Curtis is sixty six years old and people are staring

<v Speaker 3>at her cans like you know, it's not She actually

<v Speaker 3>posted something on Instagram and she said I love that.

<v Speaker 3>The latest Instagram post I put Up is getting just

<v Speaker 3>as much, if not more, attention than the initial Freaky

<v Speaker 3>Friday post with Lindsay Lohan.

<v Speaker 1>Like, people are loving the boobs.

<v Speaker 4>And I love this for her.

<v Speaker 5>I love this for her.

<v Speaker 4>Friday is a kids movie, Jamie Lee, come on, you know.

<v Speaker 3>You know what this does is it puts a little

<v Speaker 3>pep in her step too. And as a woman, you know,

<v Speaker 3>you kind of like, I don't want to say you

<v Speaker 3>lose that as you get older, because you are just

<v Speaker 3>you can be just as sexy in your fifties, sixties

<v Speaker 3>and even seventies. I mean, women, you know, we've come

<v Speaker 3>a long way as far as just you know, making

<v Speaker 3>sure that we're still in our prime years later. But

<v Speaker 3>she just she didn't miss a beat. And I think

<v Speaker 3>that that's what it shows is she's still lovely. She's

<v Speaker 3>very desirable, and I just love that she is getting

<v Speaker 3>this attention.

<v Speaker 2>Because I am one with you, because I was watching

<v Speaker 2>it and I was like, damn, she looks great.

<v Speaker 5>She looks amazing.

<v Speaker 2>Good for her for being confident and just doing this

<v Speaker 2>throw it in on TikTok and having the world react

<v Speaker 2>to it.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she's like good right now, She's like, oh,

<v Speaker 1>I love.

<v Speaker 2>I'm kids movies still come on. Yeah, I'll give you

<v Speaker 2>one more thing. Paris Hilton.

<v Speaker 4>Remember her? Yeah, never heard of her.

<v Speaker 5>She had that sex tape and everything.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, I've heard her.

<v Speaker 5>She's now got a new children's show. Ohay about that.

<v Speaker 5>That's called Paris and Pups.

<v Speaker 2>It features a twelve year old girl named Star, which

<v Speaker 2>was Paris's childhood nickname, and her five dogs say and

<v Speaker 2>the adventures will ensue and the hilarity will ensue. Anyway,

<v Speaker 2>it looked kind of cute. It debuts on YouTube on

<v Speaker 2>September twenty third.

<v Speaker 5>I watched the trailer and yeah, I feel like it

<v Speaker 5>would be.

<v Speaker 2>Something I'd let my kids watch. So kind of cute.

<v Speaker 2>She's chasing her dreams. You guys, look at her.

<v Speaker 1>She's a DJ, she's got families.

<v Speaker 5>Got sex tape.

<v Speaker 2>She's okay, remember all the racist stuff that she's a

<v Speaker 2>long time ago?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>Mom, now sex tape star Paris Hilton drops kids TV show.

<v Speaker 2>Give me some quick sports stuff, Josh.

<v Speaker 6>Hey, the Broncos are getting a very cool update to

<v Speaker 6>their uniforms. Just kidding, and they're not gonna wear them

<v Speaker 6>on the field, but the Crocs are teaming up with

<v Speaker 6>the Denver Broncos and Crocks the crocs. They're making a

<v Speaker 6>Broncos themed croc clog for all the fans out there,

<v Speaker 6>and you can wear what they're called the little gibbits

<v Speaker 6>that you put in the holes of the crocks, and

<v Speaker 6>they'll have Miles the mascot on there. They'll have a

<v Speaker 6>little Broncos football on there as well. You can support

<v Speaker 6>them as well as fourteen other NFL teams and eventually

<v Speaker 6>they will roll out all thirty two NFL teams, but

<v Speaker 6>the Broncos, And I think that's kind of cool because

<v Speaker 6>crocs are homemade, they're from Colorado. They're stationed out in

<v Speaker 6>Boulder and Broomfield is where their headquarters are, so that's

<v Speaker 6>pretty cool.

<v Speaker 5>S don't wash them and putting them in the sun.

<v Speaker 6>Now, kids, crock you'll have insize crocs, which is great.

<v Speaker 6>And then I got one more story for you that's

<v Speaker 6>kind of funny. Actually, Shaquille O'Neal, he must be really

<v Speaker 6>bored because he is now entering the boxing world and

<v Speaker 6>for some odd reason, he shouted out on Instagram that

<v Speaker 6>he wants to fight Will Smith's former bodyguard Charlie. I

<v Speaker 6>don't understand why they have any type of beef at all,

<v Speaker 6>or if they even do. But Charlie Mack is also

<v Speaker 6>a man in his fifties. Shaq is fifty three years

<v Speaker 6>old now, and he wants to get in the ring

<v Speaker 6>and start fighting this guy. So I would watch that

<v Speaker 6>seven three man fight, right, Shack.

<v Speaker 5>Was so good. I want to fight Charlie Mack.

<v Speaker 4>I'm calling you out.

<v Speaker 6>I guess they have a long standing rivalry against each

<v Speaker 6>other that I could not find how it started out.

<v Speaker 4>But Shaq said, Hey, Charlie, I want to fight you.

<v Speaker 4>I'll fight you any place, anywhere, And that's what he said.

<v Speaker 6>So Shaq and Charlie will be fighting at some point.

<v Speaker 6>The fight has gone viral or the call out for

<v Speaker 6>the fight has gone viral, and I guess I'll keep

<v Speaker 6>you updated with the news of when that fight is

<v Speaker 6>actually gonna happen.

<v Speaker 4>Two fifty year olds, let's go.

<v Speaker 5>I'd watch it, would you really?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

<v Speaker 6>I feel like it's gonna be slow boxing of just

<v Speaker 6>two tired old men.

<v Speaker 1>It's funny.

<v Speaker 3>If Shaq continues his boxing career, I may not watch

<v Speaker 3>matches after that, but the first one i'd probably check out.

<v Speaker 4>I'm tired.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, Katie, what you got okay, well, we've

<v Speaker 3>heard about this. It is gonna be hot today, upper

<v Speaker 3>nineties in Denver. So some public schools have canceled classes

<v Speaker 3>and more than a dozen spots and plans actually to

<v Speaker 3>let kids out early at two other schools due to

<v Speaker 3>the heat. So if you're in Denver and you have

<v Speaker 3>kiddos going to school, I'm sure you've already been alerted

<v Speaker 3>to the closures. But this is something that we've talked

<v Speaker 3>about the need for AC and all the schools. Hopefully

<v Speaker 3>that gets remedied sooner rather than later.

<v Speaker 5>Right, Guys, I preach about this concept.

<v Speaker 4>Sick of it.

<v Speaker 5>They were sick of the AC and.

<v Speaker 3>The school absolutely And one of the little kids, like

<v Speaker 3>one of the new stations was talking to one of

<v Speaker 3>the kiddos in class and she was just like in

<v Speaker 3>her mom's car in the AC, like it gets to

<v Speaker 3>be too much, Like I can't even learn in there.

<v Speaker 3>It's like so intense the heat is and you.

<v Speaker 5>Get tired, you can't focus.

<v Speaker 1>It's definitely not an environ Get this.

<v Speaker 5>Do we have any billionaires listening?

<v Speaker 2>They could just step up and be like, hey, I

<v Speaker 2>need to make my charitable donation for the year and

<v Speaker 2>put air conditioning in all these schools.

<v Speaker 5>Any multimillionaires that want to step up.

<v Speaker 3>It looks like it's something that the city is trying

<v Speaker 3>to address right.

<v Speaker 5>Like this, because they're great other budgets.

<v Speaker 3>This is on their list of things to get done.

<v Speaker 3>From what I understand, it's been years and years and

<v Speaker 3>years of this.

<v Speaker 2>And again we were talking about that stupid bridge down

<v Speaker 2>there that they put that money the school.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it needs to because again we can't be and

<v Speaker 3>they say, like this is typical in Denver in August

<v Speaker 3>to have to cancel school a couple of days because

<v Speaker 3>of the heat.

<v Speaker 5>Shouldn't have to Still not good.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's still not something that I'm sure anybody wants

<v Speaker 3>to do. So that is happening to day. So again,

<v Speaker 3>if you have kiddos in school, make sure you're aware.

<v Speaker 2>Let's take the AC off the government buildings where all

<v Speaker 2>the government employees are and move it to the schools.

<v Speaker 2>Let's see how quickly they get AC back on their buildings.

<v Speaker 4>I'll get it done.

<v Speaker 2>Let's just go get a crane and move it over

<v Speaker 2>to the schools.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's actually pretty good.

<v Speaker 2>Does anybody work in the AC business that can help

<v Speaker 2>us out? This morning, we need Does anybody own a

<v Speaker 2>crane give us a call.

<v Speaker 5>Three h three six. That's also need you sixteen forty

<v Speaker 5>nine and little orange vests.

<v Speaker 4>Get a call of those. That's Bob here.

<v Speaker 5>Bob's cranes looking for JKJ.

<v Speaker 4>I got some colorful vests as well.

<v Speaker 1>I'm here to help you out. Okay, So this story

<v Speaker 1>is crazy.

<v Speaker 3>A man has been accused of stealing almost seventy seven

<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars from a casino in Cripple Creek.

<v Speaker 1>What is crazy is how he did it.

<v Speaker 3>So he jumped over the cashier's cage, counter, opened the

<v Speaker 3>cash strawer, grabbed a substantial amount of cash, obviously seventy

<v Speaker 3>seven g's, then jumped back over the counter and ran away.

<v Speaker 3>So the cashier wasn't in the cage at the time,

<v Speaker 3>but was in a separate room attached to it, so

<v Speaker 3>he saw it all kind of go down and.

<v Speaker 4>Was like, no, oh, left the cage open.

<v Speaker 3>But it's a twenty six year old guy from Colorado

<v Speaker 3>Springs who has been arrested. He's been caught. Did you

<v Speaker 3>know he tried to do this exact same thing last

<v Speaker 3>month month? But the cashier caught him and pushed him

<v Speaker 3>down and then he ran away. So yeah, it's a

<v Speaker 3>twenty six year old who was facing charges and there

<v Speaker 3>was an arrest warrant issued for him after that attempt

<v Speaker 3>as well. But oh my gosh, criminals are getting kind

<v Speaker 3>of gutsy with.

<v Speaker 4>This, steriously.

<v Speaker 5>How do you think you're gonna well, how do you

<v Speaker 5>think you're gonna get away with it?

<v Speaker 3>He did, He got away with it for a little bit,

<v Speaker 3>but you know, he get away from it forever and.

<v Speaker 5>Use that money to put a C on the schools.

<v Speaker 1>Dude, you said for good.

<v Speaker 3>And guess what's coming up Saturday and Sunday County Fairgrounds

<v Speaker 3>Unicorn Festival.

<v Speaker 5>What goes on with that?

<v Speaker 3>Well, real live unicorns, chair and a magical event for families,

<v Speaker 3>cause players and everyone who loves imagination and fun.

<v Speaker 2>So they're gonna have people that are horning horn the

<v Speaker 2>horn on the unicorns.

<v Speaker 3>They're gonna have karaoke, kingdom phone parties, and butterfly bouncing.

<v Speaker 5>Count me, count me in. You can take pictures with

<v Speaker 5>real unicorns. So I feel like I'm done.

<v Speaker 4>I'm done.

<v Speaker 5>I'm done for the day, So I'm going home to

<v Speaker 5>prepare for this.

<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm gonna go to the Arapaho County

<v Speaker 3>Fairgrounds this weekend to check this out. Do that on so, yeah,

<v Speaker 3>the Unicorn Festival.

<v Speaker 4>Let's go.

<v Speaker 2>I've got this great inflatable that goes up in our

<v Speaker 2>backyard during the summer. You blow it up and it's

<v Speaker 2>a giant, like full size horse, but it's a unicorn.

<v Speaker 5>So it's a full sized unicorn.

<v Speaker 2>It has got the horn and everything, and you hook

<v Speaker 2>up the hose to it and it blows water out

<v Speaker 2>of the horn.

<v Speaker 5>It's awesome.

<v Speaker 4>Did you get that for your daughter?

<v Speaker 3>For me?

<v Speaker 5>And I run back and forth, put my tail on.

<v Speaker 5>I have a little hat as got a horn on it.

<v Speaker 1>I run through the water. I'm a pony. I'm a pony.

<v Speaker 1>I'm a pony trot.

<v Speaker 2>Please go to that this weekend. I want some pictures.

<v Speaker 2>I'm not even joking.

<v Speaker 5>Do it for me. I've got a wedding to be at,

<v Speaker 5>so I won't be able to attend.

<v Speaker 1>That Sunday too. You can come check it out.

<v Speaker 5>I'll be hungover on Sunday for the weddings.

<v Speaker 1>Unicorns all hungover.

<v Speaker 5>No I do not.

<v Speaker 4>I might go with you.

<v Speaker 2>Things might be said if I go to this hungover,

<v Speaker 2>things might be said that I might regret. There you go, guys,

<v Speaker 2>there's your Mile High HiPE with Jeremy, Katie and Josh