[SPEAKER_11]: Stay tuned now, as Bill Silver's guest stars on the Beverly Hillbilly.

[SPEAKER_11]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

[SPEAKER_11]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at MichaelMeraShow.com.

[SPEAKER_11]: Wow, what have we here?

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a podcast.

[SPEAKER_10]: But I want to excitement.

[SPEAKER_10]: We have today.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spuack.

[SPEAKER_11]: Now, here's Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: getting y'all that right before the show started.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think it was yelling.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was guidance.

[SPEAKER_03]: I realized he was so angry at me for messing with TikTok when we got started yesterday.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it did sort of derail a little bit.

[SPEAKER_03]: And that's the charm of the show, isn't it?

[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that the charm of the show?

[SPEAKER_05]: That's part of the charm.

[SPEAKER_03]: Part of the charm.

[SPEAKER_03]: Part of the charm.

[SPEAKER_02]: which you're clicking.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that that charm also irritates a lot of people.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think it was clear on.

[SPEAKER_03]: We'll stop getting on the websites.

[SPEAKER_03]: Stop stopping reading the mail.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't you have a fan club?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: You may also come into me.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, it's the other with people.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's all they all come to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: They did for the other guy too.

[SPEAKER_03]: Don't buy that.

[SPEAKER_03]: They don't buy their crap.

[SPEAKER_03]: After them.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've been no, I'm a dinosaur.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've been surviving a long time.

[SPEAKER_03]: And we haven't had the we haven't had the media or I yet.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm fine.

[SPEAKER_03]: And besides, if the meteor, if the meteor arrives, I don't give a poop anyway, whether it does or not shock.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, let them have an effem, effem if they can't take a joke.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was kind of interesting, and I thought we'd give it a try, you know, and I have no problem with going on TikTok.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was that you completely checked out of the show for twenty minutes.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was closer to fifteen, Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have to reset because of your clicky clock clock and my clicky clocking clock.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, then I'll see.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: You do that every day.

[SPEAKER_03]: Might want to do that every day.

[SPEAKER_03]: The funny thing is, Mike, when you're working on your picture, you're for your camera.

[SPEAKER_03]: Might want to click out and click back.

[SPEAKER_03]: We'll discuss when you come back when you're not clicking.

[SPEAKER_05]: What we discusser will you just yell at me for something I did.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not yelling at you.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not you.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I mean, I can only have one person picking on me at one time, Rob.

[SPEAKER_03]: Get out and come back.

[SPEAKER_03]: But you're well, we'll talk about this soon.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, very not picking.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the charm of the show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're not mad just because the Red Sox beat the Orioles.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you're Red Sox.

[SPEAKER_02]: That would come back.

[SPEAKER_03]: The Red Sox.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're all in a nice run.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not the kind of person.

[SPEAKER_03]: I saved my gloating for like a brief moment, but I really don't glow.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not the kind of person that will, I had a Yankee buddy, Yankee fan buddy that would.

[SPEAKER_03]: Text me, you know, write at the end of a game, and it's not you wouldn't welcome that nor would I. We're for, you know, we're an open wound at that particular moment.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now I might do that during football season because they never, they don't play each other again.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like the one game.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: With baseball, it's like, no, if you texted yesterday, by me, they'd come back here, as well.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're still three more games to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a four game series.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well there are.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then, you know, you never know.

[SPEAKER_03]: I will tell you that the emotional investment for the emotional investment for baseball and football are far different in the Omera household, because for football, it is, you know, there have been tears, there is cussing, there is door slamming, there is Carla going to the bedroom, said, I'm done, forget it, and my behavior is atrocious during NFL games.

[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did you have two dogs during the NFL game last year during the season?

[SPEAKER_05]: what do you mean both dogs did you have both dogs because I know three before the season started what what I know is this is that my my late stepfather was a tremendous fan of the Dallas Cowboys and when they lost a kill them no and not during their best years to watch the game he'd have to get out of television antenna and though got to a point that every time the antenna came out their dog Otis would hide

[SPEAKER_05]: It wasn't about turning on the TV.

[SPEAKER_05]: He just associated the television antenna with a yelling person.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I, I look, if now the way it is in our house, if the red socks are playing badly, I'll drift off.

[SPEAKER_03]: I want something else.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll just, you know, but if it's a real, you know, nailed by her as you got how many people

[SPEAKER_05]: How long have people held on to that with you saying it was an albider when we said you didn't know the term they were wrong then and they're wrong now, but the details of what happened is you asked when the Iowa game was on television it was Saturday game

[SPEAKER_05]: and you texted me, and the score at that point was like, like, thirty to three or something like that.

[SPEAKER_05]: There was a tremendous discrepancy in the point, and I said, it's on ABC, and it's a real nail biter.

[SPEAKER_05]: I was speaking ironically, but sometimes that doesn't carry through on a text, because when it's a twenty point or twenty seven point difference, it's not really a nail biter, and you thought that I didn't know what a nail biter was, that I was sincerely saying it was a nail biter.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did you establish that when we had the original.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but no one listened ever We are a cranky cranky lot with this late.

[SPEAKER_05]: All they did was listen and take a crap on me.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's all they did

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to brighten your day.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to really brighten your day.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: With something that really brightens everybody's day.

[SPEAKER_03]: And that's when something really embarrassing happens to me.

[SPEAKER_03]: And it's not a big deal.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: It might not be a big deal to anybody else.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it is to me.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'll give you the good news first.

[SPEAKER_03]: And this is by the way, this is why the motto exists.

[SPEAKER_03]: Don't get happy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because following that horrifically

[SPEAKER_03]: embarrassing moment was a moment of great joy, which I will share with you also.

[SPEAKER_03]: So here's the way it goes.

[SPEAKER_03]: We take later in the day, and I, let's see, in the morning, I'm doing show prep, and then I go off to do what I do during the day, which is usually hit the egg, and then apparently Mrs. O'Mara, whilst heading out the door with my son this morning said,

[SPEAKER_03]: She'll pick him up.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's great.

[SPEAKER_03]: Whew.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now, a few things going on.

[SPEAKER_03]: Got a car in the shop.

[SPEAKER_03]: A few things that, you know, are on my mind.

[SPEAKER_03]: And all I was thinking about was usually when the one parent is dropping off at school, the other parents responsible for the poop machines, which are my two dogs.

[SPEAKER_03]: The dog.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_03]: And so that's all I was thinking about.

[SPEAKER_03]: And there was no communication between us during the day.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I

[SPEAKER_03]: I missed the fact that she was picking up.

[SPEAKER_03]: And so that meant both of us were on our way to pick up my son.

[SPEAKER_03]: But that's not what really mattered.

[SPEAKER_05]: What's always good Mike to have her redundancy in a plan.

[SPEAKER_05]: So if something God forbid happened to either one.

[SPEAKER_05]: So he told what happened to pick up.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm going to tell the I'm going to tell the whole truth here.

[SPEAKER_05]: Nothing but truth right.

[SPEAKER_03]: At Happy Valley, it's hot out real hot, like it's been hot for months.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was so hot.

[SPEAKER_03]: I saw a Robin dipping its worm in NST.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I go in and since we're taping in the afternoon, I rarely do this.

[SPEAKER_03]: I usually am in out because we got things to do with you fellas.

[SPEAKER_03]: But for some reason today, a lot of politics was being discussed.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I had not one, but I had two adult beverages.

[SPEAKER_03]: I had two points of Guinness.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, the heat.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's sure that will use that as the excuse.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I know that actually, but no, you know what?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm going to tell that I have to read.

[SPEAKER_03]: I have to edit and tell that nothing to do with the fact that politics was being discussed.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: It just was and it really annoys me this time at annoyed me because it was so

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want people to be at a table with me and, you know, think they have to edit their thoughts, but I also don't want to feel like, you know, I'm part of the family, you know, when it comes to that.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I got up and was walking out the door, right when another guy was arriving, I said, well, and I got up and I say, what I often say, well, I'll leave you fascists alone right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: And that's why.

[SPEAKER_03]: And the little laugh ensues, some laugh, some don't, and I'm out the door.

[SPEAKER_03]: One would have sufficed in that kind of heat.

[SPEAKER_03]: One would have been fine.

[SPEAKER_03]: Two perhaps, you know, warm me out a little bit.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's in the past.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's four hours ago.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you ever drink on the course?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_03]: Very rarely.

[SPEAKER_03]: Very well.

[SPEAKER_03]: There may be once in a blue moon, you know, for something, you know, somebody brings it up or, you know, I've had those days where, you know, usually that's a Saturday.

[SPEAKER_03]: If that's going to happen.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I'm just a little bit low-key, and all it's served to do when you have lunch and two beers is, you know, it's a C.S.

[SPEAKER_03]: to time after, you know, after you get in the car.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did you have the Chef Special today, the Benadroll Sandwich?

[SPEAKER_03]: I had the thing that there's one particular person that hates the fact that I ordered, because I do obsessively compulsively order it, and I order it every day.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I have ordered it every day.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, maybe four weeks.

[SPEAKER_03]: Go right ahead.

[SPEAKER_05]: Baked Alaska.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, what do you order every day?

[SPEAKER_05]: A Thai salad.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you got it.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's like right up your alley.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's perfect for you.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's so good.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you love that.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, you know, it's our lettuce and sweet and chicken and nuts.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's got a lot of good stuff in it.

[SPEAKER_03]: You got a lunch portion used to get the full.

[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, used to get the full.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now I get the hat.

[SPEAKER_05]: And there's a guy there says, I don't buy that by the way.

[SPEAKER_05]: I eat as much at lunch as I do at dinner.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think we need a smaller portion for lunch.

[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I didn't put them.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just that you get used to it and it's good for calorie restriction a little bit.

[SPEAKER_03]: What are the fashion sort of variety there was a hot dog, uh, planner that was hot dog, like a hot dog BLT and that they brought out.

[SPEAKER_03]: They brought out two of them.

[SPEAKER_03]: with lettuce and bacon, and it looked amazing.

[SPEAKER_03]: I guarantee that guy's sleeping right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: Was it ordered by a larger man?

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was ordered by a small guy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it was fun.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I was on my way.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, I gotta split because I gotta make it down to the school to pick my son up.

[SPEAKER_03]: And so what's the matter?

[SPEAKER_13]: So you didn't fall asleep.

[SPEAKER_03]: Alright, what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_03]: What are you doing with my story?

[SPEAKER_03]: Are you Batman and going to watch it?

[SPEAKER_03]: What the f**k are you?

[SPEAKER_03]: Come on!

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm telling a story here, what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, want you to get on camera.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I like to get that camera.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is Carl, this is postwork out.

[SPEAKER_03]: Carl, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: Totally Beth and you right there.

[SPEAKER_03]: So he, he just, he just asked me like you've never asked me time.

[SPEAKER_03]: He just told the punchline of the story.

[SPEAKER_13]: So he rules up and he's like, we're both in line by the way.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I am going to have this story.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're not going to jump in, walk in because you're off today and tell the story.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, fine.

[SPEAKER_03]: Come back if you want to after I'm done.

[SPEAKER_13]: Don't let him tell you that he fell asleep though, because obviously that's not true.

[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_05]: What do you double down on it?

[SPEAKER_13]: Double down.

[SPEAKER_13]: I did no such thing.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you cast out.

[SPEAKER_05]: Get out.

[SPEAKER_05]: Get out.

[SPEAKER_05]: Tell her I like her hair.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've said there's not much of a difference.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, when you drink two beers, it's not passing out.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just hoping this ends up with the school on lockdown because Michael's missing.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in the line.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I get there early enough because I'm good at that.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I got maybe three cars in front of me.

[SPEAKER_03]: And the way it does you get you go right left left right and there's a real like, you know, you know, it's all pick up.

[SPEAKER_03]: Drop off the system.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a system that's not you shoot down between two rows of parked cars to do pick up.

[SPEAKER_03]: And it was all the way.

[SPEAKER_03]: I was whenever I say all the way, I always have to invoke the memory of Daniel Day Lewis and there will be love.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then the rest of the line goes, oh, the way back.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have a straw.

[SPEAKER_04]: I drink your milkshake, Eli.

[SPEAKER_04]: You slithered out.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I can't wait to hear how this story ends now.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're in line.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know at this point the carless also in line?

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: No clue.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: No clue.

[SPEAKER_03]: So here's what happens.

[SPEAKER_03]: Um, we, uh, I'm in line and I'm, um, I'm just fighting it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm fighting it because I just, I'm going in and out.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in a loner car and it's warm and it's hot and it's not comfortable.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just a mini mobile.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's really tiny and I'm going in and out.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going in that and I go out.

[SPEAKER_03]: this is approximately maybe seventeen eighteen minutes after two p.m.

[SPEAKER_03]: at two twenty eight apparently because I looked immediately at the time yeah I open my eyes and I I notice that there are no copies in front of me

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know how long it took, but I think it was brief.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was really brief.

[SPEAKER_03]: The lady that that runs the line one of the one of the teachers administrators comes up and she's like,

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hey, and I don't think she banged on the window.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think I was awake before that, but I'm like, I know, I know that I sat up on my plate, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, and there's nobody in front of me.

[SPEAKER_03]: I panicked.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then she ran around.

[SPEAKER_05]: So smash on the accelerator and run over the teacher.

[SPEAKER_03]: She starts laughing at me.

[SPEAKER_03]: Good.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I rolled down the window, and I think what I said to her was like, well, it's not like I could be identified as an older father before this.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the old man is just she's seen it all before them.

[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe maybe not, but I am pretty much mortified.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if you just woke up on your own here, you don't think there was horns or hunks on here.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think they're had to be hunks that I didn't hear.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're had to be.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're had to be because she kind of looked like she was running over to get me.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's what they sound all the Model T. Great horn sound.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got a better one.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Done.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_03]: I might say it would really be helpful if you'd find a sound effect.

[SPEAKER_03]: But why do that?

[SPEAKER_03]: Why do that Lex Luthor?

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, the back of your head was in line.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just like that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was embarrassing.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was, it was a really nice, scraped the bottom if you're going with ball jokes.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're better than that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's just because you're at you turn.

[SPEAKER_03]: turned your head to us and it was just like it was more bald even.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's I'm not going to make you do it again.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to make you.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that you could make me do it again.

[SPEAKER_05]: You could ask decline.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I go up to the front.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then I'm expecting and I roll down the window because I don't have my little sign that usually is my kid's name and I say Michael O'Mara and the other guy up front goes Michael O'Mara and then you see just pull up to the side over here and then can I I don't want to derail you but what what sign

[SPEAKER_03]: That's a sign that says, Oh, Mara, sixth grade.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thank you for your hang of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Has it been that long?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the speed up the process so they don't have to ask the president.

[SPEAKER_02]: Has it really been that long since you had children in school?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, when I had children in school, they just let them out and they'd find us.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're really, really, really?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, really, really.

[SPEAKER_03]: That you weren't in a car line?

[SPEAKER_05]: We weren't in a car line, but yeah, they wouldn't like direct the people to us.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's how my middle school is now.

[SPEAKER_02]: I pull up and the kids just come up to the car and get in.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's no organization elementary school.

[SPEAKER_02]: I had the sign like you have.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I remember you used to have a sign on your car that said, Mike Omar, I noted this job.

[SPEAKER_02]: When you're told to pull up and pull over on the side,

[SPEAKER_02]: It's because they can't find Michael or do you think they were sending the police officer over to check on you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Walker straight line, please.

[SPEAKER_03]: Michael left early with his birthday friend on Friday.

[SPEAKER_03]: And as it turns out, Michael was taking a test after school.

[SPEAKER_03]: I have to pick up my car from the shop.

[SPEAKER_03]: And so I'm ready to go.

[SPEAKER_03]: Then what happened?

[SPEAKER_03]: So Carly got involved in it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Then the phone rings.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's Carla and Carly informs me that she is also in the line.

[SPEAKER_03]: So now I have forgotten that she was going to do pickup and I have fallen asleep.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is there anything that the school called her?

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, husband fell asleep.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, she knew he was taking a test.

[SPEAKER_03]: So she knew.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Carlos said the same thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did they think you were dead?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's not funny.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's not funny, but you're the second person I know who I consider a close friend who said, are you dead?

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, how much, how much drool did you have to clean up?

[SPEAKER_03]: The nothing.

[SPEAKER_03]: There was nothing.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was, but I was out.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I was OUT sound to sleep out.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I wouldn't have let the cars go in front of me.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I was fighting at the whole time.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then I'm trying to, she goes, I said,

[SPEAKER_03]: Does Michael have something going on?

[SPEAKER_03]: She said, well, I'm in the car line.

[SPEAKER_03]: I said, why are you in the car line?

[SPEAKER_03]: She said, because I told you I was picking up today.

[SPEAKER_03]: So now I'm not only elderly McSleep again, but I'm, you know, forgetful Freddy as well, because I haven't remembered what she told me.

[SPEAKER_05]: What would have been the best, Mike, if she says, yeah, I'm still in the car line.

[SPEAKER_05]: I should be out, but some, oh, up in front, fell asleep.

[SPEAKER_03]: So she goes to Park, because she's got to wait for him.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_03]: In the parking lot, because he's not going to be out yet.

[SPEAKER_03]: Meanwhile, I see her and I do this this quick left turn, because I have to tell her my sleeping story.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I have to tell her that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Before somebody else, so she could come in and ruin it during the show, which she almost did.

[SPEAKER_03]: But not to.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now, that's the embarrassing news.

[SPEAKER_03]: Ready for the good news?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I like to have a little sunshine with my rain.

[SPEAKER_03]: My son just got word.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just got the email.

[SPEAKER_03]: He made the golf team.

[SPEAKER_03]: He made his team.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm really, really proud of him.

[SPEAKER_03]: That is great.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's great.

[SPEAKER_03]: There were about twenty that went out in the thirteen of them are playing on the team.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm very, very excited for him.

[SPEAKER_03]: And he's one of the younger ones because he's a sixth grader and it goes six through eight.

[SPEAKER_03]: And very, very cool.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's very jacked up.

[SPEAKER_03]: He'll come on in.

[SPEAKER_03]: Come on in.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: He is here.

[SPEAKER_02]: He requested yet that you don't attend.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, he is not, but he had a bad shot when I was there to pick him up.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Mike, there's a message in the chat that I'd like to read now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: It comes from a Carla O'Mara and she says he leaves out that he had two beers.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, you didn't really recover.

[SPEAKER_03]: You didn't listen to the show, Carla, you would know that I told everybody that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Carla McBride.

[SPEAKER_03]: Might want to listen to the whole thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations, pal.

[SPEAKER_08]: Appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And a boy to my godson.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Good job.

[SPEAKER_03]: Way to go.

[SPEAKER_03]: Way to go.

[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know you were all supposed to wear polos today.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're all got our golf shirts today.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're all getting ready to get hot pants.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Very good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is that all you wanted to come in and glow to a little bit or yeah, except the congratulations of the audience here?

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm very happy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait for tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Practice starts tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_03]: They don't waste any time.

[SPEAKER_03]: No wasting time whatsoever.

[SPEAKER_05]: Get those Chinese golf shoes ready.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they look good.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're really good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: You'll never have any other way.

[SPEAKER_03]: His feet grow.

[SPEAKER_03]: There will never ever be any other.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: We see you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Why is that funny?

[SPEAKER_05]: That is very funny to me.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a real life emoji.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's always like a troll.

[SPEAKER_03]: The show is so totally awesome.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's my fault.

[SPEAKER_03]: But any who, so that's the better, you know, that doesn't, I can sleep all day.

[SPEAKER_03]: I would have slept, you know, passed out.

[SPEAKER_03]: Totally.

[SPEAKER_03]: If I'd known he was going to make the team and for a little guy.

[SPEAKER_02]: He made the team, you can sleep even longer in the park a lot.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Or you could sleep at the club house.

[SPEAKER_05]: You could take them to the, take them whatever course he's playing in sleep in the club house.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't get the proper.

[SPEAKER_03]: I do what they say like on all the clips that I get online that say it'll kill me is that I don't get enough shut eye.

[SPEAKER_03]: I went to sleep at ten thirty.

[SPEAKER_03]: I woke up at probably five five a.m.

[SPEAKER_03]: today.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't think the kind of sleep you need to extend your health is in a borrowed car in a parking lot.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm saying.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm saying I don't get enough sleep at night.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I thought you thought you could catch up in the park.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that terrible sleep.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it's the worst.

[SPEAKER_03]: But besides, what do you think the ticker, what does that do to the ticker when suddenly you're like?

[SPEAKER_05]: No good.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know what you could do.

[SPEAKER_05]: Stay awake, Mike.

[SPEAKER_05]: Get an ice cream cone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you've got an excuse now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Every day on the way to school pickup.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's funny you mentioned an ice cream cone because now I think I know it wasn't necessarily the

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Two beers.

[SPEAKER_02]: Crispy cream on the way.

[SPEAKER_05]: Where did you stop?

[SPEAKER_02]: I added cookie.

[SPEAKER_02]: A cookie!

[SPEAKER_05]: I had a cookie after lunch.

[SPEAKER_03]: Was it a really great cookie?

[SPEAKER_05]: Was it a country club cookie?

[SPEAKER_03]: It was a country club cookie.

[SPEAKER_03]: And a country club cookies kick ass.

[SPEAKER_03]: You want to know you're in rarefighter.

[SPEAKER_03]: You are a country club cookie.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, if you're taking a nap, I think it's one of those marijuana cookies.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was so good.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's called an almond joy and it's got like the coconut and some chocolate chips.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know the name of the recipe.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's fantastic.

[SPEAKER_05]: Would it be too hard to get the recipe for our cookbook?

[SPEAKER_03]: Um, maybe not.

[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe I can find it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll try to find that.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I will call them country club cookies.

[SPEAKER_03]: Joseph says okay now we know the title to be country club cookie.

[SPEAKER_03]: I wrote it down.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm of course you'll put that in there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because wouldn't you say you still like to kind of feed off the old guy, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: That we used to work with like, and spot like the golden.

[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that still a little lingering?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, the golden boy stuff.

[SPEAKER_05]: Joshua, Joshua, Joshua, I do every day.

[SPEAKER_05]: Every day.

[SPEAKER_03]: And what we talk about my golden boy exists in standing here.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, really?

[SPEAKER_05]: No, what we talk about is something that is not revealed in the title, but when it is revealed in the show, it proves to be funny.

[SPEAKER_05]: For example, another title I've written down is Hot Dog BLT.

[SPEAKER_02]: And my, and so forth I've written down the charm of the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they're had to be honks.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: But there need to be honks.

[SPEAKER_05]: How do you not love the phrase country club cookie?

[SPEAKER_03]: I, it just, we just created it.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's wonderful.

[SPEAKER_03]: It really is.

[SPEAKER_05]: Better than a double tree yet.

[SPEAKER_03]: Fantastic.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very excited.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of my advanced age, and this is almost overkill for me embarrassing myself about my advanced age, but, you know,

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, between getting the little boozey woozey's here once in scrapes and stuff, I'm pretty convinced that in the series of aging moments that I am sixty-six years of age.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I thank you very much.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you to be a sarcastic club.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now it's genuine.

[SPEAKER_03]: I believe that in my mind and in my approach to life and in my with itness, I am probably on the upper end of people my age.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think there are people my age that can be really like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[SPEAKER_03]: There are basic things that are starting to indicate that maybe I'm out in the sun a little bit too much because I'm pretty sure that when in the world of aging your eyes go first.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that would be be ready young people if you're like in your early forties or maybe even your late thirties get ready for

[SPEAKER_05]: And also, Josh, don't think that it's consistent how your eyes are going to go in you.

[SPEAKER_05]: There are some days you're going to wake up and you're going to be able to see.

[SPEAKER_05]: And then there's some days when you wake up and they're not working for you.

[SPEAKER_03]: You've got to warn them.

[SPEAKER_03]: When did you notice a decline in your vision?

[SPEAKER_05]: How old were you when I think

[SPEAKER_02]: I was probably mid-forties because I'm at that point where I'm almost need to eat in glasses.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's in you are how old are you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Forty five.

[SPEAKER_02]: Forty five is where I'm moving things.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Forty five is when it started with me and you're kind of like, hey, what's the deal?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: You have to hold stuff further away.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and it gets worse and worse.

[SPEAKER_03]: So your eyes are the first thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Then I think probably the next thing I would say would be, you know, the grain of the hair and maybe the thinning of the hair, that might be the, of course, if you're going to start it in his late twenties.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, if you're prone to it, but I would think after the site hearing becomes a bit of an issue and not total hearing loss, but certain frequencies.

[SPEAKER_02]: Usually that's more of an industry thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: I do.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe that.

[SPEAKER_05]: My dad went through it.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I mean, I don't know that it is a totally industry thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that would be your mom.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, my mom, they're no longer together.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is a disjockey story at many radio stations that I worked at with young guys as well as older guys.

[SPEAKER_03]: you could walk down a hallway at a radio station.

[SPEAKER_03]: And if a door was open in a studio, you would hear the headphones.

[SPEAKER_03]: And it would be coming through like it was a loud speaker.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's how that's how hot the headphones were.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's how I followed the dot in my show.

[SPEAKER_05]: And Don's headphone bleed.

[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't have any other speaker in the studio.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I could follow callers, sound effects, music beds, everything from the phone bleed.

[SPEAKER_03]: And so, you know, you throw that in.

[SPEAKER_03]: But to be honest with you, that one hasn't really bitten me as much as other ones.

[SPEAKER_03]: But the last thing I was going to say, between, now yes, there's a nice tan Florida arm.

[SPEAKER_03]: But you know what, when you look at the hands, it's just like, you know, good Mr. President, your skin begins to come through.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the Trump bruises are, yeah, that's another thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then you know what?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll put one in for your team.

[SPEAKER_03]: What?

[SPEAKER_03]: With all this talk about, oh, he's ill.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're skin.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you're out in the sun a lot and you take like an aspirin a day to thin the old blood, I did it since my twenties because of my grain headaches and by the way, it worked for me.

[SPEAKER_03]: That affects like somebody bumps up against a, you know,

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it's, you bruise all the time.

[SPEAKER_03]: But essentially you're skin rotting off.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what's happening.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're getting slowly beginning to sluff off.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's sluff off.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was sluff off your skeleton and you'll be, you know, you'll be walking dead.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, it's going to, it'll sluff off and it'll become more tender like that onion paper used to type on in high school.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it's never going to reveal your bones.

[SPEAKER_03]: It gets creepy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, and if I, if I helped my arm a certain way,

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like under the mechanic.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't make it do.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll look a certain way.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's just adds that and I look at it all the time now and I'll look at marks that I have and I have no idea.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's probably the dogs because I play with the dogs and I wrestle with the dogs all the time, but that's that is absolutely number one now for me.

[SPEAKER_03]: Looking at my hands, I say, look at this.

[SPEAKER_03]: Look at this.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is what they put makeup in movies to make people look older.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it is.

[SPEAKER_05]: Of the three of us, am I the only one that will wake up sometimes and find bruises for no apparent reason?

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know why I got that.

[SPEAKER_03]: That was when you were drinking.

[SPEAKER_05]: and those were some of your bruises, but I'm talking currently.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have a bruise on my leg right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have no idea where it came from.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's about the size of someone's fist.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's about the size of someone's mouth.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's about the size of someone's mouth.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God, gross.

[SPEAKER_03]: One week.

[SPEAKER_03]: That is so nasty.

[SPEAKER_03]: What was it?

[SPEAKER_03]: I picture somebody like suckling on your butt cheeks or something.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was my son's leg.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: Gross.

[SPEAKER_03]: Could be worse.

[SPEAKER_03]: But your skin.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: You could zoom in on Rob Skin and I would say you've got, you know, you've got the the kind of vascular stuff you've always had, which is not necessarily healthy looking, but your skin itself is.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've been told by makeup artists.

[SPEAKER_05]: Beautiful skin.

[SPEAKER_03]: Josh doesn't appear to have any, uh, blotchy skin.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'll make up on before the show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but everybody.

[SPEAKER_03]: So be, uh, you know, be ready for that.

[SPEAKER_03]: It happens.

[SPEAKER_03]: It happens and, uh, you know, there are little things that, uh, it has flow and do lots of time.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you lost any nails yet?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no my nails my toenails are our our pristine and I have been for oh and it gives me a chance to reiterate a little theory I Okay, you're going out if I don't care if you're a warm weather climate I don't care if you're at the beach with your family

[SPEAKER_03]: Alright, if you're going out to dinner, I'll give you lunch.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll even give you lunch or even breakfast.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're on the way to the beach.

[SPEAKER_03]: But if you're going out to dinner where people are gathering at dinner, leave your open-toed sandals in your

[SPEAKER_03]: domicile.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't need to look at your yellow, withered toenails when I'm about to sit down with my family and have a meal.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care what type of restaurant.

[SPEAKER_03]: And why are you staring at their feet?

[SPEAKER_03]: I think a restaurant, uh, because they'll walk by.

[SPEAKER_03]: Why?

[SPEAKER_03]: They'll walk by.

[SPEAKER_05]: What if it's like a four star Italian restaurant on a Disney cruise?

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's the story.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now, on the story, you got kicked out.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, they gave me shoes.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is what happened.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because you were disgusting going to the evening dinner, which is, which by the way, there was a time where you needed a jacket and I think maybe even a tie to go on a cruise ship and have dinner.

[SPEAKER_05]: War a jacket that night.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I didn't have a lot of shoes on.

[SPEAKER_03]: I never knew you were.

[SPEAKER_03]: You wore like a sport code jacket.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Birkenstocks.

[SPEAKER_03]: You sure?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think they look fine, but apparently it was against the policy and they gave me a hardest plastic shoes.

[SPEAKER_05]: That were horrible.

[SPEAKER_03]: And the horrible is looking at your Fred Flintstone feet.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what.

[SPEAKER_05]: They wouldn't have seen my feet under the table, but if what happened is a resulted in me.

[SPEAKER_03]: One of the comments that they gave you a wig for the night.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'll buy that for a dollar.

[SPEAKER_05]: So the worst thing that just showing me to my table is making me sit in the sort of lobby area on the bench to change my shoes.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, whose fault is it?

[SPEAKER_05]: The fault is the society.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: I was never told there was a footwear policy.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm sure the policy existed.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it does now.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you read the manual or whatever they have, they probably won't.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if you're on a cruise ship, wouldn't they send you out like dress codes?

[SPEAKER_03]: There are dress codes at many, many establishments, including places where you can get a really nice cookie.

[SPEAKER_03]: A country club cookie.

[SPEAKER_03]: A country club cookie.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll send you the manual Rob for December.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm only going to bring one Birkenstock.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I'll just wear one of them.

[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, the MSC C side.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, is no slouch cruise ship.

[SPEAKER_03]: Tell me about it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I would urge people to bring

[SPEAKER_03]: at least one decent dinner time outfit.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think that would be a good idea.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, Dirk will bring, you know, forty or fifty different suit changes.

[SPEAKER_03]: And forty or fifty guests.

[SPEAKER_03]: We can only hope.

[SPEAKER_03]: I, they're all welcome.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're up.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, but I think that, you know, it's that was not your it was there.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was not their fault.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was your fault.

[SPEAKER_05]: I suppose in retrospect it was, but I didn't do it maliciously.

[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't do it lazily.

[SPEAKER_05]: I tried to fix myself up for the thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't say you did it maliciously, but the latter part, you know, come on.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, well, I'm going to ease you just to leave the, you know, the caveman shoes on the kickman sandals.

[SPEAKER_03]: I did not pass the ground out, the ground out, mill do work and stock.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you hork?

[SPEAKER_02]: Would you go in the way with it if you wore socks?

[SPEAKER_05]: I would have gotten away with it if I were Bell bottoms.

[SPEAKER_03]: That isn't just, that is a legitimate question.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think they would have been on you if you'd ask?

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I could have done this.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think I could have gotten away with socks because I would have just said, hi, I'm German.

[SPEAKER_03]: He'll they are.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've got to my shoes with socks.

[SPEAKER_03]: Me socks on right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: But live and learn is what I say because it was you know it was it was one of those add-ons on the cruise where you know you can have a meal here or if you pay X number of dollars you can go to this restaurant.

[SPEAKER_05]: And so we did we did trade up and go to that restaurant.

[SPEAKER_03]: So not only were you wearing your open-toed Birkenstock cruise shoes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Not the dinner but you're wearing them into a specialty restaurant.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is this like

[SPEAKER_03]: more formal environment.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's why I work out.

[SPEAKER_02]: How many size options do they have for those shoes?

[SPEAKER_05]: For bargain stocks?

[SPEAKER_02]: Do they have them?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Work for your stocks for the shoes.

[SPEAKER_02]: They put you in.

[SPEAKER_03]: The hard plastic shoes.

[SPEAKER_03]: They ask me my size and I told them thirteen and they appeared almost magically.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's like a bowling alley.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it is.

[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure they had them over size.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, Mike, it's not a fat thing.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's just big feet.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure they also had, I would say that the people that more often than not probably skip the right footwear are the big sloppy fatties.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I would say, probably.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, those people aren't walking.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're rolling up in there.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was a little scooter and a blanket over there.

[SPEAKER_05]: And they're not going to go to the restaurant that's the upgrade.

[SPEAKER_05]: They're going to go to the buffet.

[SPEAKER_05]: they can eat and eat and eat.

[SPEAKER_05]: And they're probably not wearing shoes at all.

[SPEAKER_03]: Aren't there specialty restaurants on the cruise ship we're going on?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they all do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: They have a chocolate fountain, don't they?

[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_05]: They have a chocolate boutique, Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do some point shows in the chocolate fountain.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure that actually chocolate fountain is my nickname for my name.

[SPEAKER_03]: Chocolate fountain.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's disgusting.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's move on, shall we?

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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, hopefully I got my act together today.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's do the first test.

[SPEAKER_03]: I did a little pre-show test and well, I didn't plug it in.

[SPEAKER_05]: What kind of test did you do that?

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have such a dip.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, don't say that.

[SPEAKER_05]: There's a horrible words, Mike.

[SPEAKER_05]: You mustn't say that.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm such a dip.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, you're not twice.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, don't say it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, all right, all right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, get ready because here comes Josh.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, here we go.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it doesn't work again.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hold on a second.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now I'm going to try it one more time.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now it doesn't work.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want me to provide your wishes today?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so mad at myself, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: I really am.

[SPEAKER_03]: We start today.

[SPEAKER_03]: First of all, let me get over my depression for, you know, I spend the night alone on it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I do.

[SPEAKER_03]: I might as well sleep walk through the whole show every day.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, your son's on the golf team.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see a little sparkle.

[SPEAKER_03]: We have massive news.

[SPEAKER_03]: We have really, really massive news, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for this?

[SPEAKER_04]: I have your swift and Travis Kelsey you're getting married.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_03]: Good thing we got to eat show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, otherwise we would have missed it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, I'm so excited.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, let's see here after two years of dating the couple confirmed via Instagram on Tuesday.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, and this is the caption.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't understand this.

[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody explained it to me.

[SPEAKER_03]: Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_05]: Are we supposed to think that they're teachers?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: They captioned several photos because she is a poet and he's a football player.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's your English teacher and your PE teacher.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I'm going to have to put on my relief band because that explanation makes me sick.

[SPEAKER_03]: The Kansas City Chiefs tight-end is thirty-five.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was photographed getting down on one knee in a beautiful garden and presenting swift also thirty-five.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're both thirty-five.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's so awesome.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, presenter with an engagement ring.

[SPEAKER_03]: No word on the ring, owner how big it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: Swift appeared over the moon as she hugged and kissed her new fiance before the pair posed for photos in celebration of their milestone moment.

[SPEAKER_05]: The sad thing is is that for the wedding, all seventy five thousand tickets have already sold out.

[SPEAKER_03]: They'll build a life together.

[SPEAKER_03]: They will.

[SPEAKER_03]: They will.

[SPEAKER_03]: Small apartment.

[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe someday save up enough to get a big house.

[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm really pulling on the floor.

[SPEAKER_05]: The first night sharing a pizza.

[SPEAKER_02]: Truly, I'm really pulling for them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, sir.

[SPEAKER_02]: The ring is by Kendrid Lubek and the cheapest one that person makes at retail is thirty three thousand dollars.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, really.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that's nice.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, congratulations.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's all I have to say about that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think we're all very excited.

[SPEAKER_03]: Very exciting.

[SPEAKER_03]: Happy National Dog Day.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yay, dog.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, our dogs.

[SPEAKER_03]: Around forty five percent of Americans have a dog.

[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know is that big compared to thirty two percent who own cats.

[SPEAKER_03]: Losers.

[SPEAKER_03]: Many of us have both.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you have both, you're cheating.

[SPEAKER_03]: My humble.

[SPEAKER_03]: And if you choose, we'll have about ten.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_05]: Same number of animals, just like souvenirs.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you look at just at pet owners themselves, then that subset of people, seventy four percent have a dog and fifty one percent have a cat.

[SPEAKER_03]: So there is some overlap, a new poll by the pet food brand Hills.

[SPEAKER_03]: Not familiar with that one.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've heard that.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's upper, I think it's a upper tier one.

[SPEAKER_03]: They looked at how we're most likely to get a dog in uh, twenty twenty five and it's not from a shelter or a pet store.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you got your dog from a friend or family member, you're not alone.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thirty three percent of dog owners got their last dog that way.

[SPEAKER_03]: How did you get your last dog?

[SPEAKER_03]: Did you have a didn't your wife pet sit or something like that?

[SPEAKER_05]: I got my dog from Travis Kelsey.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know, Linus, we got from a rescue site and Sebastian, we kind of share ownership.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I think he was also a rescue, both rescues.

[SPEAKER_03]: Shelters and breeders.

[SPEAKER_03]: So, thirty-three percent got their last dog from a friend.

[SPEAKER_03]: Shelters and breeders, twenty-four percent.

[SPEAKER_03]: Then pet stores at eighteen percent and ten percent found their dog as a stray, which is very wrong in the size.

[SPEAKER_05]: It turned out to be a raccoon.

[SPEAKER_03]: How unfortunate.

[SPEAKER_03]: The big difference with the cats is we're more than twice as likely to adopt a stray when it comes to cats.

[SPEAKER_03]: Twenty-two percent got their cat when it just strolled into their life off the street.

[SPEAKER_03]: But back to dogs, the pole looked at different size dogs to see what our favorite is.

[SPEAKER_03]: And are you a big dog person?

[SPEAKER_03]: You have big dogs.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: You just have one, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I've we had Sebastian is a hundred pounds and he spends about half his time here because his home is like your surrogate dog.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but Linus is fifty.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's like, Linus is about a perfect size dog.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.

[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, do you have dogs?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he has one.

[SPEAKER_02]: I do.

[SPEAKER_02]: It barks almost every morning.

[SPEAKER_03]: What if what size is and breed is your dog?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm pushing a boy can span you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Boy can boy can

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because that's what it loves to boring.

[SPEAKER_03]: And how about how many pounds is that?

[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's like fifty pounds.

[SPEAKER_03]: Fifty pounds.

[SPEAKER_03]: Medium dogs are the most popular.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's anywhere from twenty six to fifty four pounds.

[SPEAKER_03]: Small dogs are next.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just twenty five percent say they don't want a big dog.

[SPEAKER_03]: The top reasons for not wanting a big dog include, you know, all the hassles room for one.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're hard to travel with blah, blah, blah, blah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Whether or not you can keep up with them.

[SPEAKER_03]: Also matters.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thirty four percent of people under forty five would get a big dog compared to just eighteen percent of people older than that.

[SPEAKER_03]: big dogs they die soon because they a lot of stress on their joints and stuff they have a hard time in old age yeah a small dog will live longer down here the smaller dogs are walking me older people they're gonna die soon because of their joints they have bad joints too Harrison Ford and Jay Leno aren't super close but they're close enough that they can help each other with a very specific bathroom issues it's interesting

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not a big, you know, lino fan, but I thought this was just an interesting thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: I like when you do Harrison Ford though, Harrison has a toilet in his Wyoming house that has a discolored and unattractive seat.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think we know what happened there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I wonder how it got that way.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's a flop cart.

[SPEAKER_03]: This particular toy was discontinued his party.

[SPEAKER_03]: So he couldn't find a replacement seat.

[SPEAKER_03]: This crap or must be incredibly important to Mr Ford because he could afford to replace the whole damn thing if he wanted to.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_03]: They don't make him anymore.

[SPEAKER_03]: Instead, he went hunting for a new seat, even asking friends in the plumbing industry.

[SPEAKER_03]: But then he remembered a visit to Leno's garage.

[SPEAKER_05]: There's a girl.

[SPEAKER_03]: What do you know is that Jay?

[SPEAKER_03]: Jay had a three D printer.

[SPEAKER_03]: So he called them up in Jay's printing him a new toilet seat.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I can do toilet is this that you can't even retrofit a current seat for.

[SPEAKER_03]: Harrison says quote.

[SPEAKER_03]: I embraced the project in a way that I thought I could never have imagined.

[SPEAKER_03]: People appeared from the depths out of shadows and they got involved in it.

[SPEAKER_03]: So he's getting into the world.

[SPEAKER_05]: I, you know what, that sounds manufactured to me.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because the police seats are not, they're not that distinct.

[SPEAKER_02]: Except it was it was odd I Rob I think I thought I sent you the video of it over the weekend or I meant to Okay, where it was Harrison Ford was sitting down for an interview for something else and then just got a phone call in the middle of the interview and it was Jay Leno.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh Okay, it just says for why Jay Leno calling you and then he starts talking about his toilet

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'd maybe it's like a Star Wars toilet seat.

[SPEAKER_05]: Or Indiana Jones.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, but I need you to play the sound.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, very good.

[SPEAKER_03]: There are certain songs that tend to trick Republicans.

[SPEAKER_03]: Most notably, nearly young's rockin' in the free world, fortunate son by CCR.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: And of course, born in the USA by Bruce Springstink.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think we think about lyrics.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think anybody thinks enough about it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know the lyrics of born in the USA.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's not a happy song.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's a protest song.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're laughing here those songs at conservative rallies being played as if they're patriotic tracks when they most certainly aren't.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, Aaron Lewis from stained STI and D. That's a band rock band.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he is one of those conservatives who was rucked by the boss during an appearance on the Tucker Carlson show.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's great.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love Tucker.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, he said quote, I think that Springsteen is a disgusting display of not appreciating what was handed to him in this country as being an American.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, hold it.

[SPEAKER_03]: So he has.

[SPEAKER_05]: He's mad at Bruce for writing the song, not to fact that it's reused.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, then he's an idiot.

[SPEAKER_03]: uh... the fact that he duped us all with one of the most anti-american songs ever and called it born in the u.s.a.

[SPEAKER_03]: some sort of celebrat.

[SPEAKER_03]: how did he do us that you know Iran idiot.

[SPEAKER_03]: god anyway he says the fact that he duped us all with born in the is some sort of celebration of how great it is to be born in the u.s.a.

[SPEAKER_03]: it was a song that was

[SPEAKER_03]: Why don't you just listen?

[SPEAKER_03]: Pointed.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's a pointed message that it's said people have yet not being unappreciated.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, when you have the like-minded get together, you know, and somebody's way out there, my talker is, you get, this is what you generate.

[SPEAKER_03]: People feel comfortable to release their inner moron and they come out with stupid stuff like that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Here's just quote.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not.

[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's on both sides.

[SPEAKER_02]: You see that on both sides.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm angry at myself for not seeing it for so long and actually giving him in my mind the credit of being a representation of blue collar America.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well then go listen to the Lee Greenwood song.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's the big one that they play.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's a good one too.

[SPEAKER_03]: But to get mad at Bruce is not fair.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, and nobody handed Bruce anything.

[SPEAKER_03]: If it's both sides, then find me a anti-liberal trope that is played at a Democratic rally.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've got it.

[SPEAKER_05]: YMCA.

[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, probably kind of hard to find.

[SPEAKER_03]: So you know, I agree.

[SPEAKER_03]: There goes finally today.

[SPEAKER_03]: Here's a pop quiz.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you pee on an ad hill, does it help rid the area of ants or will it just attract even more ants?

[SPEAKER_03]: There's a TikTok hack that claims

[SPEAKER_03]: urine is a greener, more natural way to rid your property of ants.

[SPEAKER_03]: And the people pushing it aren't wrong, but there's a catch.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: The answer to the question is, peeing on an anthill can actually make your ant problem worse.

[SPEAKER_03]: They are drawn to your urine because it's loaded with a compound called urea.

[SPEAKER_03]: Urea.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've got an idea.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've got so much of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, it's great.

[SPEAKER_03]: A study in twenty-nineteen found that they like it even more than sugar water.

[SPEAKER_03]: Who made that decision?

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, we have fire ants all over.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Go pee on all.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't read the house every six inches.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Damn it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're doing it for a new TikTok.

[SPEAKER_03]: What if you wore a skirt?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and just like squatting.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly, but not too close.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like I was looking at my phone.

[SPEAKER_03]: Here's the hack, and here's the catch.

[SPEAKER_03]: Here's how it can work.

[SPEAKER_03]: If the urine ferments long enough, then compound turns into ammonia, which ants hate.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you don't want to call an exterminator, you just have to store your pee in a mason jar for a while.

[SPEAKER_03]: It says, and ideally, at least a month.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: And why are they specific about the container?

[SPEAKER_03]: Mason jar.

[SPEAKER_03]: Mason jar.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've never stored my pee in anything else.

[SPEAKER_03]: Rob's be right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Always in the Mason jar.

[SPEAKER_05]: Ever since you read the book about Howard here.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's where it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just shelves and shelves and shelves.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you come into my garage.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Don't touch that.

[SPEAKER_05]: I remember that you have them by by date and you can always tell when you're dehydrated.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, getting ready to go out to the ant hills right now with the February.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna be fantastic.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's finally right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, this is a good time for the TMO is cookbook.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it says you have the copy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I didn't I didn't get the copy.

[SPEAKER_02]: So let me tell you what I can tell you for the TMO is cookbook.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is your last chance to get in your recipe.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this month, this week.

[SPEAKER_03]: And the ball has five of this.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's the T. M. O. S. Family Cookbook and Rob, get a copy of it or write a copy of it and put it in the regular spots instead of saying, I have the copy.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, original, you wrote the copy.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know I wrote the copy, but it doesn't matter.

[SPEAKER_03]: I want you to give me the copy to write it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Then you will.

[SPEAKER_03]: I will send you, I will send you the copy.

[SPEAKER_03]: And if you ask for it, I will send it to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Are you asking for it?

[SPEAKER_05]: I'd love it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'd like it to be rewritten.

[SPEAKER_03]: Why would you want?

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, because no longer the recession is up.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: I will freshen it up.

[SPEAKER_03]: I will do that.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, I can freshen it up.

[SPEAKER_05]: Just send me the original.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can also send it to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'll make the little changes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Cool.

[SPEAKER_03]: But the deadline for submitting recipes is when you're at Shoroka.

[SPEAKER_02]: August thirty first.

[SPEAKER_03]: August, thirty first, you're deadline to get into the recipes for listeners from the TMI family cookbook.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to have the three of us and our recipes and our friends and family.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to have a P-one listeners that are going to involve in this too.

[SPEAKER_03]: We are going to have listeners sending in recipes and it's the family cookbook and we're going to make it available before the holidays for you.

[SPEAKER_03]: And if you want to pre-order, you can do that right now at michaelmarishow.com.

[SPEAKER_03]: You go there, order the cookbook and it'll be there for you as soon as we print them up for you.

[SPEAKER_05]: I, um, I had to lean on my mom a little bit, but she did today submit to me her recipe for chicken paprika, which is outstanding in sort of a family secret.

[SPEAKER_03]: What is the, uh, is that, uh, Polish Hungarian, it's Hungarian, I believe.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it's basically a sour cream-based sauce with lots of smoked paprika in it served over chicken served over noodles.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's incredibly good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is your mom Hungarian?

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_03]: As a matter of fact, she's not, but one of my ex-wives, I think, has some Hungarian in her.

[SPEAKER_05]: Really?

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think so.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: How was her popper costume?

[SPEAKER_03]: I never had it.

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't have that.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I bet I'm not saying it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Cooking not required.

[SPEAKER_03]: So weird show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Why do we always have it?

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, folks, if you want to, if you want to wonder why we taped the show, it's not because we want to do stuff in the morning.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's basically because the energy is weird when we do this once a week in the morning.

[SPEAKER_03]: We have weird energy tomorrow too, because we're going to be doing it in the morning.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can eat.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a weird, weird energy.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it is.

[SPEAKER_05]: So anyway, the team all served the proper costume, amazing job.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, she, no, she served it freeze-dried in an envelope with some papers.

[SPEAKER_03]: T. M. O. S. Family Cook available at Michael Marysa.com.

[SPEAKER_03]: Get yours today and submit your recipes before the thirty first.

[SPEAKER_03]: Or you're going to be in very, very big trouble ladies and gentlemen.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is the one that jumped to the top of the hit parade.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got to ask you about this.

[SPEAKER_03]: You said and this came from you.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know nothing about it.

[SPEAKER_03]: There is a new trend and it is called.

[SPEAKER_03]: hamstring.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now back in the day, I could have told you what hamstring was and it involved Richard gear and there were rumors circulating and it involved string.

[SPEAKER_03]: But we won't go into those details.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think we'll do the string part.

[SPEAKER_02]: You got to get it out.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you got to get out somehow and, you know, tie a string around this little foot and maybe do that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Or you could just hold like a piece of cheese.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we can't look at that.

[SPEAKER_03]: At the entrance.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, but this is very different.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now Mike, have you ever had a hamster or a durable

[SPEAKER_03]: Probably when I was a kid, but I don't have a memory of it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think I say maybe everybody at one point I remember everybody at a hamster.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you remember how they, I think rabbits do the same way?

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember when I sound like Billy Bob Thornton when I say that?

[SPEAKER_03]: I think everyone at a hamster.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think they have that feeding, not a feeding, but like a drinking tube, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it clips to the side of the cage.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's a full set.

[SPEAKER_03]: My hamster had a full-fledged feeding.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he only points the end.

[SPEAKER_03]: We went in through its nostril and taped the two to the outside.

[SPEAKER_05]: I remember Mike's hamster Josh.

[SPEAKER_05]: The saddest thing is when it was on dialysis.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was so much way so sad.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it was great when we get on all the hamsters from around the country we were able to make it in.

[SPEAKER_05]: So.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we didn't do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: We didn't do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: We could tangle it up in the wheel.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're in a month.

[SPEAKER_02]: We are.

[SPEAKER_05]: So what I'm talking about is the water bottle and it clips to the side of the cage.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, right, rabbit to two.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Can I have one next to my bed?

[SPEAKER_05]: Hamstring has full of Guinness.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just in the car.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hamstring has to do with that, but if you really want a hamster, you need a car with a sunroof or a moonroof.

[SPEAKER_05]: Um, let me just play the video.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is that I thought you said this was something to do with sex.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Your mind hasn't figured it out yet.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I really have my gut.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_16]: My initial reaction was like, I want in.

[SPEAKER_16]: I want to drink as though I am a thirsty hamster.

[SPEAKER_16]: I was like, I, when I got this car, I even said for myself, I wanted a son of a, I just have one in the back.

[SPEAKER_16]: But I'm like, no, this is myself as moomer for me.

[SPEAKER_16]: But I never thought there'd be able to be a thirsty hamster and enjoy this in multiple ways.

[SPEAKER_16]: In my head, it makes sense and it's a great idea.

[SPEAKER_16]: I'm on board, but in practicality, I don't want to wait until the moment.

[SPEAKER_16]: Can you imagine waiting for the moment and then be I'm like, hey, thirsty hamster, first of all, I don't want my car scratched.

[SPEAKER_03]: See, what the heavens, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: I might have missed something.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: She's been a little, she's been a little vague and I'll let me all explain it to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Someone, all right, let me ask this question.

[SPEAKER_03]: Drone first of what I drink for Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is somebody lying on top of the sunroof?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, but the sunroof is open.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and somebody lying on his of the male persuasion.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and then the person that's in the car is the thirsty hamster.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's God.

[SPEAKER_05]: But you know Mike, it's not as it's not as clear as you think.

[SPEAKER_16]: There's buttons.

[SPEAKER_16]: There's there's things that can scrape it.

[SPEAKER_16]: He didn't.

[SPEAKER_05]: There are.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know not there's Mike the least of our worries.

[SPEAKER_04]: So she's trying to figure out the bathroom up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, is that?

[SPEAKER_16]: Maybe I don't, maybe they're forward.

[SPEAKER_16]: They're forward.

[SPEAKER_16]: Down.

[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_16]: Can we imagine that?

[SPEAKER_16]: You letting her up?

[SPEAKER_16]: Uh-huh.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she's opening the sun roof now.

[SPEAKER_03]: What's your problem needs or how's that?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and also you got to find this spot that has a level of privacy, I would imagine.

[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe a garage?

[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_15]: He does one of these.

[SPEAKER_15]: Now, way you can like conceal yourself in your car.

[SPEAKER_15]: Too much work.

[SPEAKER_03]: Way too much and practicality is

[SPEAKER_03]: She's funny though.

[SPEAKER_03]: She's funny now.

[SPEAKER_15]: That's what they can be.

[SPEAKER_15]: Oh wait a minute.

[SPEAKER_03]: She seems to have found the, yeah, she's sitting on the console.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, does your car have a son with?

[SPEAKER_03]: It does.

[SPEAKER_15]: No, it's fine.

[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_15]: I'm the water bottle.

[SPEAKER_15]: I'm a water bottle.

[SPEAKER_14]: She makes it work.

[SPEAKER_14]: She loves it in theory.

[SPEAKER_14]: I just don't want to look like this when I execute it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't think it works in real life.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it's a thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I would imagine, and probably we'll have our first fatality by Halloween.

[SPEAKER_05]: Probably before the end of the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm going to be driving in hamster.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, fifty five miles an hour hamster.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's like you got to be the water bottle.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_03]: We look.

[SPEAKER_03]: Rob writes the spots and they just come in this order.

[SPEAKER_03]: I did not plan this, but this is before we continue.

[SPEAKER_03]: I have to share this with you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: That he wrote this.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: He didn't plan.

[SPEAKER_03]: I was the one that decided I wanted to talk about this thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: So when Rob wrote this first line of this commercial, there was no planning.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, all right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's right.

[SPEAKER_03]: That was horrible.

[SPEAKER_05]: We're running out of rhymes, Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: There's no such thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can order now, and if you like, order twice.

[SPEAKER_03]: Excel's here.

[SPEAKER_03]: My God.

[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, I just wanted to some thoughts on Tommy Fleetwood, if I may.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just for golfer, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Tommy Fleetwood won the end of the FedEx championship that he won over the weekend.

[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody loves the guy.

[SPEAKER_03]: And there's this lot of talk about the age difference between

[SPEAKER_03]: Tommy Fleepwood and his wife.

[SPEAKER_03]: She is twenty three years older than he is.

[SPEAKER_03]: And apparently she was not at the victory celebration off the green side.

[SPEAKER_03]: And apparently she's car next time.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's I'd like to say that's it ladies and gentlemen.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're here all this all week long, but Apparently they took so much heat when they first started going out together and then when they got married and I'm here to say listen listen listen There's there's one thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey Josh.

[SPEAKER_03]: I use a Bible quote.

[SPEAKER_03]: You'll like this all right

[SPEAKER_03]: There's one of my favorite things in the Bible that says, Judge not Lest ye be judged.

[SPEAKER_03]: And what that means is, listen, let people live their lives.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, don't judge people because you're, you're to be judged as well.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, if you want to do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: And she seems like a very youthful, I think, fifty-seven.

[SPEAKER_03]: And he's in his,

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure.

[SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, a twenty three year age difference thirty four years old.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thirty four years old.

[SPEAKER_05]: She did never like babysit for him, did she?

[SPEAKER_03]: That you'd have to do a deeper dive yourself to find that out.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I, you know, as somebody who suffered in the beginning, I'll never forget that lady and my restaurant back in the day says to Carla, hey, when you get done cat and around, you might want to find somebody your own age.

[SPEAKER_03]: People can be very, very cruel.

[SPEAKER_05]: They can be.

[SPEAKER_03]: That can I say this on the record set them up.

[SPEAKER_03]: His brother set them up.

[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: And brother is actually graduating from eighth grade this year, which is she would stop it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Stop it you.

[SPEAKER_03]: She was in a like a sports management agency.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: So it's valid.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: So it's there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now it's valid.

[SPEAKER_03]: But what if so, what if they met in a bar somewhere, wouldn't matter?

[SPEAKER_03]: It's well, I don't approve of drinking.

[SPEAKER_03]: love knows no boundaries okay it really does now do i endorse you know pedophilia no so don't go down that road please but when you're grown ups in your of the legal age sometimes love finds you and you end up growing together as a couple as carlin i did and shut up all you judges out there because you know what

[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people gave us a lot of crap.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, the people that didn't, and I'll never ever forget my family for this.

[SPEAKER_03]: My family was, they took to my wife, Carla, immediately, and it was so special, and it was wonderful.

[SPEAKER_03]: And it was a good thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: But there were so many people that didn't give us a plug-knickles chance.

[SPEAKER_03]: One little bit.

[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, for all of you people out there,

[SPEAKER_03]: especially in the country club cookie circles, you know, that might have said, hey, gold digger, gold digger.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, gold digger has trading in for a new model.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let me tell you something.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know when we got married?

[SPEAKER_03]: We got married what two three months after I got fired.

[SPEAKER_03]: I remember from my job.

[SPEAKER_03]: So if you were wondering about that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, but what do you gonna say that's mean?

[SPEAKER_03]: What are you gonna say, contrarian?

[SPEAKER_03]: What is it?

[SPEAKER_02]: If she thought you'd still be without a job for so long.

[SPEAKER_02]: If she expected, he'd be right back on a radio.

[SPEAKER_03]: That is, that is.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it was a year.

[SPEAKER_03]: It took me to get a radio job.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then I lost that one, too.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, no, there was no, she was, she was doing what she was doing as, that's what it was.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, stop it.

[SPEAKER_03]: She knew that you didn't have a job.

[SPEAKER_03]: You didn't hide the fact.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, I didn't do anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're good.

[SPEAKER_02]: He still drove to the radio station every morning.

[SPEAKER_03]: had a nice cream crone and came home put a suit on shut up all right we're moving on do you have beautiful video for us for the level got all right we're running wait no that's that's it no we've got time stop the music okay I lost my place in the show we're in we're in perfect shape right out but to answer your question yes I do

[SPEAKER_03]: Really, you have you have beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_05]: I do every day.

[SPEAKER_05]: I prepare a big plate of it.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, but I'm running ahead of schedule.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I do want to ask Josh about is it called CalShe KALS-H-I.

[SPEAKER_03]: CalShe, and it is a new, they're betting sites.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're betting.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're betting.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're trying to run it like it's a stock market site where you're investing.

[SPEAKER_02]: but really you're betting and it's stupid stuff you're betting on like what would what is the high temperature and filled out for you today um-hmm seventy nine or eighty or eighty one and eighty two what do you think's the highest gonna hit why say eighty eighty eighty two

[SPEAKER_02]: What are the choices?

[SPEAKER_02]: Seventy-nine to eighty or eighty-one to eighty-two.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go with a seventy-nine to eighty.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be cooler.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's very, very cool.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was cooler.

[SPEAKER_03]: You guys are, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's beautiful.

[SPEAKER_02]: Beautiful here today.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It currently has ninety percent of the vote.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm sure it's cool if I fill it off yet.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it's stupid things like you can bet on the weather.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can bet on will Travis and Taylor get married this calendar year.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can bet on which UFC fighters will fight on the White House lawn.

[SPEAKER_02]: When who the next CEO of Open Door will be?

[SPEAKER_05]: will John Bolton be arrested and it just covers everything and how do you find the do you Google like the or to search the thing that you're interested in yeah it's got different that's how he found out will John Bolton be arrested

[SPEAKER_05]: So it's new and trending.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where will Putin and Zelensky meet next?

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Are there any good, are there any good national guard bets?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure there is.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Table was talking about that at Cookie Land today.

[SPEAKER_05]: I bet.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know what they're doing up here today, Mike?

[SPEAKER_05]: If you go there, I was downtown today.

[SPEAKER_05]: Come up to your nation's capital and see the National Guard literally picking up litter in front of the White House.

[SPEAKER_02]: Really?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's exciting.

[SPEAKER_02]: Someone's got to do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, well, where will the National Guard thing on here?

[SPEAKER_02]: Good!

[SPEAKER_02]: What city will come first?

[SPEAKER_02]: Boston or Baltimore.

[SPEAKER_05]: Baltimore actually, you know, as much as I oppose it, it's probably years overdue.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Baltimore needs it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it'll go to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Every issue is gray.

[SPEAKER_03]: There's gray and every issue.

[SPEAKER_02]: There really is.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think that when you talk about this whole thing, the thing I worry about is a police state.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what everybody worries about that is on that side of things.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you worry about, you know, first you have law enforcement, then you have election enforcement, you know, and it can happen in the blink of an eye.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it's going to be amazing what happens because we have, I was going to say it's unprecedented.

[SPEAKER_05]: There's no reason to know how this is going to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think Trump is trolling you.

[SPEAKER_03]: You think he's creating this, uh, mental guard issue to distract us from other things.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's setting up for the midterms because he knows he can't send the National Guard into other cities besides DC, but he's calling them out so that then suddenly it looks like you Democrats are for crime.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I think it's all set up for the midterms.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, you know what?

[SPEAKER_03]: I am for crime.

[SPEAKER_05]: Aren't you Mike?

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, yeah, big supporter.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I like, you know what I like.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks, Robert.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think I, oh my, you want to like kick the wire.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think sometimes Trump is trolling the Democrats and they jump so fast onto something stupid he says that they missed it to be entrolled.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think you're right.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is this is the same situation with I'm putting sugar back in Coke.

[SPEAKER_02]: This was a huge deal.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, you muted yourself when you fix your camera.

[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe it's a, maybe it's an, if anything, if he talks, we can't see him.

[SPEAKER_05]: And if he's see him, we can't hear him.

[SPEAKER_05]: Can you tell if he's actually the whole, his old channels muted Josh?

[SPEAKER_02]: He's not muted in string mode.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did he, oh, no, he's moving.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: He thought he had locked up.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what he did over there.

[SPEAKER_02]: He probably brought the National Garden.

[SPEAKER_05]: The National Cardboard, the plug.

[SPEAKER_02]: They pulled the plug.

[SPEAKER_05]: I told my, I told him he had to be carrying a gun during the show.

[SPEAKER_05]: Nothing big, just a pistol.

[SPEAKER_05]: I bet he needs to go out of stream yard and come back in.

[SPEAKER_02]: That would help.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Can you hear us, Mike?

[SPEAKER_02]: I assume he can.

[SPEAKER_02]: There he goes.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Good.

[SPEAKER_05]: Good.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: So it's really, if you drive into the city this week, it's just a really great feeling to be there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Everyone's so happy.

[SPEAKER_02]: No one, but that's how DC is before.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's never funded drive into.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what I mean.

[SPEAKER_05]: You've got people that are scared now is what I'm saying.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I've heard it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not worried because you're white and you're in Florida.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's because I was scared about driving into parts of DFC before the National Guard was in there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I guess, but I don't want the fact that they have a gun that is encouraged and allowed and pointed at me.

[SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, they seem to all sort of centralize at Union Station.

[SPEAKER_05]: And if there is a place in the entire District of Columbia that is not crime-ridden, it's Union Station.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know why they're going there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like them to wander to some other places.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it could be that people don't go to those other places to see if the National Guard's there.

[SPEAKER_05]: I guess, you know, that's valid.

[SPEAKER_05]: But it's, I just don't see why they're putting so many people at Union stage.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hard to say.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hard to say.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hard to say.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because show up on the news and that's where the camera crews are.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think also the camera crews are going to go where it's an easy shot.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know, and then news is always lazy like that.

[SPEAKER_05]: They're always lazy.

[SPEAKER_05]: They go where the go where the pictures are.

[SPEAKER_05]: So the downtown is all up in arms about that.

[SPEAKER_05]: We don't have any of that in Leesburg.

[SPEAKER_05]: There's no natural.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's your Virginia.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're not in DC.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, we're all safe.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that was my point is it's only in DC.

[SPEAKER_02]: If it works and DC becomes nice and clean and crime-free.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, then good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then back them out and keep it that way.

[SPEAKER_05]: I want to before Mike comes back to do the beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_05]: There is one piece of video that I want to show just to you because I think this applies to you.

[SPEAKER_05]: You love your AI.

[SPEAKER_05]: And Will Smith has put out what he calls a sizzle video where he says that thanks for coming to see me.

[SPEAKER_05]: My favorite part of it is seeing you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Tell me if this doesn't look like it was created in a computer.

[SPEAKER_05]: This entire one minute video.

[SPEAKER_05]: The first thing that troubled me about it is his face is either not shown or distorted because it's not really him.

[SPEAKER_05]: And the crowd looks very, very electronic.

[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't stand out as AI to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I look at it to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's something going on with YouTube where I think they've changed their compression models or something where everything's starting to have a shiny AI look.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think YouTube's doing something.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let me go back to this because I really do want your opinion because you are our AI guy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where is this supposed to be?

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, did you say?

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know he was on tour.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is a big crowd.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's not.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: The people with the science are not there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: The lightens wrong.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: The lightens wrong.

[SPEAKER_02]: So those people are at least put in there.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I think that when they did that shot of him along the fence, I think those might have been real people, but the people behind the people on the fence are fake.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's just.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's go back to the film.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's see.

[SPEAKER_02]: It might just be edited.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but I mean he appears they're making him appear to be in a huge venue.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see a little more.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_05]: The lighting is all over the place.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: All positive positive right there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Go back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's wait.

[SPEAKER_02]: That one will work too.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's the AI.

[SPEAKER_02]: Look at their faces.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Look at the guy to the right of the sign in the back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: The guy that looks like Steve Karel.

[SPEAKER_02]: He looks like he has a panty hose over his head.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the lady to his left is also bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: Look at the guy holding the sign.

[SPEAKER_02]: Have you ever seen someone so disappointed to be out of concert?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know what, if I was at a Will Smith concert, I might look at this point.

[SPEAKER_05]: I might bring us.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can make it helped me survive cancer.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks Will.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: With the biggest frown possible.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it's just, oh, and the lady next to him is, yeah, I weird.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And there's also a half of a head next to him.

[SPEAKER_05]: And while the lady next to him, you know, the next to his people to hold the sign.

[SPEAKER_05]: The lady, well, I think that for the lady in front is just helping, the lady to his who are right as we look at it is not looking at the stage.

[SPEAKER_05]: When you're in a concert, you look at the stage.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, let's finish this out.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's great.

[SPEAKER_05]: I thought the exact same thing and it is creepy.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I'm back.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about that.

[SPEAKER_05]: But yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was great.

[SPEAKER_03]: I felt sound asleep and it was terrible.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was terrible.

[SPEAKER_05]: We were just talking about Will Smith cheating his fans, but now I toss it over to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Are we going to a commercial right now?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that we're doing.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, I like that some beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_03]: Jerry, come on listen up.

[SPEAKER_12]: Listen up.

[SPEAKER_12]: This is the examination.

[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, you're a drummer.

[SPEAKER_05]: What is your opinion of Phil Collins?

[SPEAKER_03]: Phil Collins, you know, in his day, you know, sad to watch the ladies in right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Great, great, great riffs, great great musical drummer.

[SPEAKER_05]: And also, I think he, the way he liked and captured his drums was also sort of trend setting.

[SPEAKER_05]: You can definitely hear a Phil Collins Phil.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: And no, a huge buddy rich fan, too.

[SPEAKER_03]: Phil Collins is a big buddy rich fan.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: So this week his estate or him, however they do this, released a demo of Sussurio.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now I love the song Sussurio and it's kind of fun to hear a little bit of it in its sort of infant stage.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is the demo.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love the fact that he doesn't even have the words yet, he's just sort of going along with the beat.

[SPEAKER_03]: And he's not doing well, unfortunately, so that's not a drag.

[SPEAKER_05]: But the thing that I love about that is you could trace that back to the final record and the drums are the same.

[SPEAKER_05]: Other things have changed, but the drums were the same.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're right about the way he miced his drums.

[SPEAKER_03]: And when you read about a lot of bands, so much is sound and not necessarily

[SPEAKER_03]: the music and the rights, but the sound of the instruments and the sound of the way.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's not a good guitarist, but just the way he created the sounds.

[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have your house in Nashville anymore.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, you know, once I tried and I released a lot of those songs and they just went down the crapper.

[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot you went down there for you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was a career.

[SPEAKER_03]: I was really, I was really hoping that my, you know, my first single sleeping in the car would be, you know, out there and would be something that people would resonate with people, but unfortunately it did not.

[SPEAKER_05]: Was that a cover of a jewel song?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what?

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in the car.

[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, uh, there's, there's trouble.

[SPEAKER_05]: If you're gonna be walking your dog in this lady's neighborhood, please, for God's sake, pick up after it where she gonna get you.

[SPEAKER_17]: I just walk on this street.

[SPEAKER_10]: Across the street from this home where Nashville police were called last night after a woman pulled a gun on a man who was walking his dog.

[SPEAKER_17]: We was coming down the road and it was, I'll touch the police.

[SPEAKER_03]: That beady.

[SPEAKER_10]: That was poop that was left in this yard.

[SPEAKER_10]: Police say a sixty-year-old man with disabilities and the cane was watching his dog when Jennifer Evans reportedly came out of her home and began arguing with the man.

[SPEAKER_10]: It escalated with her pulling out a pistol pointing it at him when she says he refused to clean up after his dog.

[SPEAKER_17]: That was crazy.

[SPEAKER_17]: I'd like to replay that actuality if I could write.

[SPEAKER_17]: I think it might be his mess, not the dog.

[SPEAKER_17]: Crazy ain't nothing no going on me not faster his dog.

[SPEAKER_05]: That was crazy He's so excited that something happened in his neighborhood that really looked like nothing like that going on around here This neighborhood looks like it's the neighborhood from stranger.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was excited that he came out and everything very special.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's made it hard to keep you.

[SPEAKER_03]: We don't have one hand

[SPEAKER_03]: It's not, not, not wet, not one in this neighborhood.

[SPEAKER_03]: Of course, my and Vicki who's has to go over to for supper every Sunday.

[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, there is a new soda and you can only get it at Dollywood.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're here at Dollywood and we're about to try the Fortyth anniversary pop fist drink.

[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently it's like a special

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not for nothing.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you wouldn't ever see the fortieth anniversary hot, what drink?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, sound like if you play that back again, I sounded like it was related to what we were talking about before.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I can concentrate and jarred.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think he might be or thought of like hot something that we were talking about.

[SPEAKER_05]: He said hot hamstring, Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.

[SPEAKER_05]: If you have a beard that long, grow out your mustache.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's all I'm saying to this fellow.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, let's see, let's hear it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a lot more red, like reddish orange than Coke is.

[SPEAKER_01]: Coke?

[SPEAKER_01]: Madison is going to try it.

[SPEAKER_01]: She don't lock it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's play her.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's a friggin TV star.

[SPEAKER_05]: It leans towards fruit punch Jack.

[SPEAKER_04]: But she was unable to articulate

[SPEAKER_04]: She don't like it.

[SPEAKER_03]: He had to say she don't like it.

[SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't like it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Madison is trying to sip and she's not able to use words to tell you how it tastes it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, we should do a meet-up there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, I gotta go.

[SPEAKER_05]: I gotta go.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know they're horrifying.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know they're scary.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know they can kill you.

[SPEAKER_05]: But I am so addicted to bare videos.

[SPEAKER_05]: And let's say you go into your house and you're looking to kitchen and you get dust.

[SPEAKER_14]: There's a bear in the hospital.

[SPEAKER_14]: Stay upstairs.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen this one.

[SPEAKER_14]: All right, look at that.

[SPEAKER_05]: And he's just walking around that guy bear Yeah, tell your mother The worst thing is if you have a pick and you know it's great about bears What the bearing is so the people are like out of their minds obviously and the bear is just unfazed Yeah, he's just living it up.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's like you know

[SPEAKER_02]: He went back to the fridge.

[SPEAKER_02]: You had it open.

[SPEAKER_05]: Living his best life.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let's close with another animal video.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you, I know you have dogs in your, my favorite voice guy.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you ever assign voices to your dogs?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've done it on the show, you know, over the years.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, and I haven't done it in a while.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you know what, I'll do one.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll do a stubby voice and a winslow voice tomorrow on the show.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: This lady that did this video has a German shepherd.

[SPEAKER_05]: And this is what she thought the German shepherd would say at the pool.

[SPEAKER_09]: I say, shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi

[SPEAKER_04]: Great German accent.

[SPEAKER_04]: What Germans do?

[SPEAKER_04]: Great German accent.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, say the obvious.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way it goes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we got to get out of here.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry for the technical issues on my end.

[SPEAKER_03]: I fell asleep.

[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, we'll be back tomorrow with a brand new episode for Joshua Rook and Rob's B-Wack Michael Maris saying so long.

[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody, Rob, no sound effects coming.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know.

[SPEAKER_00]: See you later, folk.

[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?

[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona show.

[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Marisho.com.

[SPEAKER_11]: Michael Mara, radio entertainment.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm over here now.