00;00;00;00 - 00;00;18;24 Unknown So I kicked this girl out, right? And I kept on, like, finding, you know, like, I don't know if you guys ever live with a girl, and she moves out. You keep on finding her shit. Yeah. Of course. It's like she's haunting you. I found a pill bottle. Oh. For fucking. It was like chlamydia medication. So? So I made a song about that.

00;00;18;27 - 00;00;41;26 Unknown What was, what are some of the lines you said from that? I think it was like, even though I kicked you out, I can't get rid of you. I found your pills, girl. I know you got chlamydia. You guys were in. What's up? Podcast. Travel smug boss on. Make sure I'm not going to last night my on the oh new couch alert because we're in the process of a rebuild rebrand rebrand rebrand, rebrand.

00;00;41;28 - 00;00;59;21 Unknown Get broken up with this. Is that a rebrand? If you find another person, it's a rebrand under the management. Oh. Hold on, maybe you are right. Because if you're with. If you're, like a unit, if you're a unit of two people and then you get broken up with, then you're a unit of one person. So you are in a rebuild or a rebrand.

00;00;59;21 - 00;01;21;03 Unknown I mean, sorry, and if you get a new girlfriend or boyfriend, that's a rebrand as well. Or is that under new management? Or when you're dating, when you're dating, you're under new management, and then when you get together then it's management. Yes, yes. Now you start like a new team all the time. Just says old management every. So are new management okay.

00;01;21;03 - 00;01;39;25 Unknown Well old management. How about every store be liquidation sale all the time. Yes. Every store, every carpet and furniture store liquidation sale. We know what you're doing. We know what you're doing. You know when comics post low tickets. No it's not. We know what you're doing. That's so funny. But also it's like, who is it? Bed bath. Me Beyond pure.

00;01;39;25 - 00;01;58;02 Unknown And it's one of those they they went out of business like nine years ago. But the online is still cook and they're just getting rid of the inventory. Oh yeah. They just have warehouses full of spoons and, and and love seats and they're like, please buy this. I need to send my kid to college. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

00;01;58;02 - 00;02;16;28 Unknown I feel like there's more and more stories that I see. Do you see any strip mall that are just absolute gutted? There's nothing in it. Looks sad. It's a skeleton of like, a Claire's. And it's just the lights are so bright as hell, but there's nothing on the shelves. It is really, really, really sad. It's. It's the start of a new era.

00;02;17;01 - 00;02;34;18 Unknown Malls are done. Yeah, yeah, those are fucking done. And malls used to be the king of the kings. I think the one thing that I'm going to miss the most about malls is the food court. I think they should keep food courts. They should make malls. Just all food courts. Get rid of Spencer's gifts. Put a fucking have a burger in there.

00;02;34;18 - 00;02;54;18 Unknown They kind of do though, right? Like if you go to any shopping center that's sort of a mall. That's convertible. Dude, that was a really good take. An outlet mall? No, just like a just a strip mall. It's just a mall that's a convertible because there's no there's no roof. No. Like an out of the mall. Like an outlet mall.

00;02;54;18 - 00;03;09;27 Unknown Exactly. I'm sick and tired of talking on the show. And you don't hear me say it like that. No, I heard what you said. I just doing a bit do Alamos. I haven't been to one in a while, but there are so fun. Great. Did you go there? And you're like, qualities. T-shirts, food. There was an off. Why is that?

00;03;09;27 - 00;03;28;16 Unknown Oh, it has a gun, a hole in it. Who gives a shit? Guide it, I don't care, these are easier. Easier? I love a good at the mall. Me too. This is feels. I don't know what it is to me that I feel like I'm getting the deal out of it. You know, 100%. I don't even give a shit that the polo guy left his stick at home.

00;03;28;20 - 00;03;46;01 Unknown It's just a guy on a horse doing this. Yeah, it's just a guy on a on a dog. Who cares? Who cares? Dude, the here's the thing is, the Alamo is my my experience. There's not, like, a lot of things that are wrong with them. It's a lot of just weird versions of that that they couldn't sell.

00;03;46;04 - 00;04;02;17 Unknown Correct. So it's like a lime green polo shirt with like, you know, stripes and you're like, do you want this? You got stripes. A little drunk. Yeah. How did you fuck that up? Yeah. Is it you were gum. Oh, man. Oh zebra gum we are. It's always I don't care, but I want to play a game one day where I go, who can last longer in bed?

00;04;02;17 - 00;04;07;06 Unknown Me or the zebra gum?

00;04;07;09 - 00;04;23;24 Unknown Oh, And you, you you I was I literally just thinking you fucked me up. Just like this is a good game. Who would. I mean, I think I would. I think you realize. Here we go. Yeah, I don't think so. Let me ask you this. So they just made zebra gum, right? And they go, it doesn't matter.

00;04;23;27 - 00;04;46;00 Unknown Because someone was like, this doesn't last long. And someone goes, I don't give a fuck. Press publish. And they just put it out. I think whoever was in charge of like, flavor sustainability was on vacation that week, or they took a half day because it has like it's strong up front and then goes right away. It's like it's like, the whoever's the most talkative guy before fight, he's talking big game, but he can't back it up.

00;04;46;01 - 00;05;07;02 Unknown Yeah. He takes a shirt off. Fruit. Fruit starts motherfucking blasting your goddamn flavor salmon mouth. And then it just isn't. The best thing ever is when you're watching a fight and some guy takes his shirt off. I think his ass me, too. I saw this video yesterday. It was a body camera of this, like 16 year old white kid mouthing off to a cop, and he was like, the fuck are you going to do about the fuck?

00;05;07;02 - 00;05;26;24 Unknown You can always touch me. I told him, I do, I'm going to do shit. I'm going to shit the cops like, well, okay, sir. And then you just see the guy truck him to the ground and immediately the kids on the ground. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm straight. I'm a minor of a minor, dude, it is funny. Like kids don't think they get your ass beat like they immediately go to.

00;05;26;24 - 00;05;49;20 Unknown I'm a kid. I'm of a kid. Think since he wasn't an adult that they weren't going to hit him from a truck. Can we watch it for Saban? I don't know. White bitch. Man. White bitch. Man 16 A great Xbox Live username. White bitch. Man. How do I get Xbox Live on my phone for a flight tomorrow?

00;05;49;22 - 00;06;11;23 Unknown I want to be live in there, you fucking bitch. I think you could do the internet on flights. Get a little faster, you can stream add question mark. Yeah, I yell about it. Yesterday, American Airlines was $29, $29 for three hour flight. But I already told you what you can do. What? T-Mobile. You're right. Yeah. You're right.

00;06;11;25 - 00;06;26;22 Unknown It'll save your life and memories. Putting your number. I was just going to say that. Do you get text often? Yes, I do, and do you know it's me? Yes, I do, because you used to be able to put in anyone's T-Mobile number and you can get free access. And then you probably told me on air. Yep, that I could do it.

00;06;26;22 - 00;06;41;08 Unknown Somebody from T-Mobile listened. Yep. Because for three months at least, I can just put in your number. Get free Wi-Fi. Now. I put it in. I was like, hey, make sure you have Wi-Fi texting. I'm going to take your code, right? Oh, God damn it. Yeah. Now you're getting a code like seven in the morning. It's like, yeah, I do, I do it.

00;06;41;11 - 00;06;59;06 Unknown I've at least woken up about 2 to 3 times with a random T-Mobile code, and you just know it's me every time. Yeah. Of course, no one else, no one else does it because they look nice to me. And my girlfriend like to me, that's the only other person that might do it. Yeah, but it is just funny because I know you well enough.

00;06;59;08 - 00;07;15;00 Unknown That was your first initial thought. Hold on. Who the fuck trying to get on my account 100%. But it's also it's my T-Mobile comes second I have it. Yeah. It's like mad at me. My bills bitch. If meta text me some shit like that, then I'm losing my mind. Yeah. Reset camera password. What the fuck? Oh, do I blow my head off?

00;07;15;02 - 00;07;33;16 Unknown Hey, away from my Mona Lisa! I'll blow it. Dude, I have so much shit that's saved in there. If someone got in there, I mean, I don't even know. There's some hard drives. I'd rather get evaporated. Then my Canva lose family members. You rather losing can 100%. I don't care about most of my cousins. Is there someone in your family?

00;07;33;16 - 00;07;50;18 Unknown Well, the answer is yes. I do even know who it is. But is there someone in your family that you're like as first? It's fine. Like, it's so crazy how we're my family. Family? But like a couple waves outside of it. A couple of layers of the onion. Yeah. It's crazy. Like people will text me that I barely ever talk to you like, oh, we're going to your show.

00;07;50;22 - 00;08;08;07 Unknown I'll see you like we can we come back to green Room and say hello. Really, I don't I couldn't guess your middle name. I couldn't even guess it. Middle aggressive. We haven't had since we've been together in 12 years. Like, I haven't shared stuff with you in 12 years and you're like, no, we used to have blocks. Bitch.

00;08;08;07 - 00;08;25;29 Unknown We were seven. You suck my dick. What? What the hell? Jesus. Yeah, well, speaking of giving your cousin head, Dave Blunt should be here any more. He should do. He didn't do it. He wrote the song, though. He didn't do that. That was. Yeah, that was awful. Intro. Mayan for him. Yeah yeah, yeah. He didn't do it there.

00;08;25;29 - 00;08;47;27 Unknown Blunts great rapper really doing big things on the scene. And funny. Funny guy like funny like really. He's, like, you know Eminem has like just crazy lines but also really funny. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's my style. A little bit rap on me too. Those ones that are like it's comedic. It's it's factual. It's comedic. Yeah. Give me your best one right now.

00;08;48;00 - 00;09;14;09 Unknown She hanging by my dick. Call her la boo boo. You know that rhymes though. Oh, I got to do more. Oh, I thought she hanging by my dick. Call her a la boo boo. Hold on, give it. Yeah. Take my dick. Hold on. She hang by my dick. Call her a la boo boo. I got one, okay?

00;09;14;11 - 00;09;25;10 Unknown I mean, I'll come back when I'm with you. All right, I got one, I think. Unlock my dick keys.

00;09;25;12 - 00;09;47;27 Unknown I came on a mouth. She said, bitch, please. That came to Yellowstone. I thought, yeah, I didn't think I had it. I said keys, and I was like, what am I doing? I was gonna hit you with the X factor. And yeah, to hanging by my dick. She must, she hang by my dick. She she last name love boo boo.

00;09;48;00 - 00;10;08;14 Unknown Hopefully. 00I got, I got it. Hang on my dick. Call a little boo boo. Kick her out of my house with my. Oh, shoo, shoo. Oh, yeah. She had it. She had to dance her ass home to two. Great. And she fat as fuck. Momo.

00;10;08;17 - 00;10;33;07 Unknown Yay! That's great. Isn't that hard? God damn sure was. I just added some new warm up tour dates. I'm in Ontario, California. That is September 1st. That is Labor Day weekend or Memorial Day. One of the days where you have a Monday off. Hermosa Beach. September 3rd. Almost sold out September 5th through September 7th. I'm in Portland, Oregon, and then I'm doing day no.

00;10;33;07 - 00;10;57;15 Unknown Ohio, September 19th, the 21st. Love that the rest of the shows are on my website. I'm going fire far off through some Las Vegas, Charleston, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Tampa, Tallahassee, Sarasota, Fort Myers, Fort Lauderdale, Orlando, New York, Salt Lake City, Boise, Nashville, and a bunch of other ones. Los Angeles, but Boston, all of my website, Trevor Wallace, dot com, all tickets are on sale now I wouldn't I I'm so excited.

00;10;57;18 - 00;11;17;26 Unknown And I will be passing off the gantlet to Michael Blaustein black comedy.com. Where are you going to be? I will tell you guys August 29th to the 31st. I'll be in Atlanta, Georgia. Okay, so September 4th, I'll be in Tarrytown, New York. September 5th, I'll be in Montclair, new Jersey. September 6th, I'll be in Montreal as number 20.

00;11;17;28 - 00;11;36;28 Unknown Thank you so much. September 11th to the 13th. I'll be in Bria, California, dude. And then September 24th, I'll be in Charleston. December 25th, I'll be in Durham. And I'm just going to list the rest off guys. Port mouth, Virginia, Oklahoma City. We just did a show. Des Moines, Lincoln, Kansas City, Buffalo was I did the show.

00;11;36;28 - 00;12;06;26 Unknown Grand Rapids, Detroit. I think we're going to add another show there, Salt Lake City, Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, Orlando, Jacksonville. Carl. Minneapolis. Madison, Chicago. And ending the tour in my hometown Sanford, Connecticut. Black hollow.com, but comedy.com. Why is that so funny to me? This episode is brought to you by prize pigs, preseason football and college football's here, so don't miss any of the action this season on prize picks.

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00;13;08;01 - 00;13;20;21 Unknown Then the beat kicks in, it's in your ears and it's loud and fast. You're like, whoa, whoa, wait. Can you. How about I rap and then you make a beat for that? Yeah, I would like that because that's, you know, I'm what I'm do the words and then you're making music. Yeah I couldn't rap on beat. There's no there's no fuck.

00;13;20;21 - 00;13;38;12 Unknown I have trouble tapping on my fucking shoe to the right. But there's no way if you just played a beat, I could be on that bitch or I'll practice. The reason why people always go. And a one and a two and why she does it, why people did invent that. And a one and a two and a three and a one and two and and and happy birthday.

00;13;38;14 - 00;13;55;08 Unknown I was at a restaurant all weekend, three different tables saying happy birthday at once. I want it to be like, no, not I want separately. I want you guys pause. Let's get in a group chat all at once. Yeah. And then when they say Happy birthday to you, say you say you say all wants three different people. Yeah.

00;13;55;08 - 00;14;13;04 Unknown Because you're in the middle of a conversation I. Yeah. So I mean it was crazy, you know, like yesterday with the weather. Happy birthday. What's the minimum amount of people you can have at a table to sing happy Birthday? One is so funny to say happy birthday out loud to yourself, one person. And then you hear one single gunshot for the wish.

00;14;13;07 - 00;14;32;00 Unknown Oh, yeah. Here's what I. If I own a restaurant, there's one happy birthday every two hours. If you missed a window, shut the fuck up. You're 41. No one cares. No one gives one fuck about your dumb birthday. Or if you're in the back to soundproof the happy birthday booth, I love that. Yeah, yeah. That's great. You know, some plays are no phones.

00;14;32;00 - 00;14;53;14 Unknown Yep. Like no phones. No, I'm doing no happy birthdays. And does that limit my large party groups? Absolutely. Yeah. But I've been in restaurants with those parties. No one sings like it's fine. Like if it's my birthday, no one has to sing. The people that have to feel like they need people to sing to them. What is happening, being sung to.

00;14;53;14 - 00;15;09;16 Unknown They don't even care. They're just telling, you know, next time people see me. Happy birthday. I must go on my phone. Bye. Yeah. All right. Next time people see my birthday, I'm just going to get up and walk out. Like during the happy birthday. A walk out there in Hepburn is pretty hard, I love that. Yeah, good. But I gotta go to the bathroom.

00;15;09;18 - 00;15;24;16 Unknown But I'm saying, like, what do you think is the minimum amount of people you can have at the table to sing Happy Birthday? To to have your girlfriend takes you out to a nice meal and they bring over, like, a piece of cake, and then she's singing it and she's not singing along. No, no, no, no. Actually, you know what I do?

00;15;24;16 - 00;15;41;28 Unknown I think there needs to be three total. I do sing along, though, to to lessen the weirdness. You sing? Yeah, I just sing, I sing, I sing, I just get into it, bro. No, I just, I it makes me, it makes me feel like part of it. As opposed to like, getting sung to. Okay, dude, every single birthday my dad leaves.

00;15;42;00 - 00;15;59;20 Unknown Yep. Clip. No, he, he'll call me and sing to me. And I do the same thing with him on his birthday. Yeah. Like my my, uncle, my an uncle. Sing to me. Yeah. No, no. Hello. You got to start immediately. Yeah, I like it. Hey. What's up? That happy immediately? What? My dad is so hilarious. I'll call him on his birthday and he'll literally pick up sing.

00;15;59;22 - 00;16;18;20 Unknown He'll tell me to sing. It's kind of really funny. That's good. Last time I called him, I was in Vegas, and I had to sing in, like. Like the middle of, like a Vegas lobby. It's probably a pretty normal encounter in Vegas. 100%. Yeah, yeah. I mean, do you like, in song, too? I mean, I won't request, but if somebody does, hey, why not freely?

00;16;18;20 - 00;16;39;18 Unknown But it feels good. Don't you feel weird being sung? Happy birthday? Yeah, I feel weird. It's like I. I mean it to me. Yeah. You feel like, I got it's, It's, Yeah. I don't know what to do with my hands. What do you start texting me? Oh, yeah. Thanks, man. You also saying it is funny to tell everyone to shut the fuck up would have been.

00;16;39;18 - 00;16;58;25 Unknown Shut up. I wish, I wish something to the restaurant. Three different tables. Yeah. I can't do the times. It's illegal. But then if you're the third table, it's like what? You think y'all are important. Yeah. No, the first people weren't important. I'm throwing. I'm throwing a lamb chop at someone's head. You know what it is? That first note.

00;16;58;27 - 00;17;24;15 Unknown Ha! Shut up. Yeah, but if you can sing that loud, you should be able to talk that loud. I mean, please don't, but yeah, please don't. If you're going to sing Happy Birthday, I can be in there. Be like tiramisu. Cheese cake. Yep. Yeah. I only slept with four people before you lie. This is where I'm at. I want to start a restaurant that has only, like, Broadway singers.

00;17;24;15 - 00;17;40;18 Unknown So when they come out of singing Happy Birthday, that bitch is. People want, want, want to hear your happy birthday because it's so fucking good. You know what? I love Brian McKnight coming out there and just crushing it, dude. Good. There's a restaurant in Get a Little to perform. It'd be like cold Stone. You'd be like, shut the fuck up.

00;17;40;25 - 00;18;00;15 Unknown Right, right. There's a restaurant in, I think, New York where only Broadway. Yeah. My line. Yeah. Broadway singers. And they actually they don't. Do they sing a birthday or. I'm. I'm making this up. I don't know, they sing the whole time. They sing the whole time. Yeah. It's like a dinner. Yeah. Because like most actors day jobs, they're like, I'm like, I'm working service industry.

00;18;00;16 - 00;18;16;24 Unknown So you can flex a muscle at work. Wow. It's a great fucking point. They can actually, like, practice their shit. That'd be like, if you and I worked at Dick's last resort, right? You know, you're supposed to, like, roast them up. Yeah, yeah. They tell you I went to one of those in Indianapolis. Maybe you keep one. I mean, you got to be mean.

00;18;16;26 - 00;18;33;27 Unknown They like they. I don't know, like, I was, like, trying to be like. Yeah, come on. We filmed it for a vlog, and you be like, what do you guys want to eat? I'm like, spit in my food. Yeah. And so my ancestors got to be mean in some capacity. The other tables had, When were you?

00;18;33;27 - 00;18;51;04 Unknown Oh, I will say, I think based on the other people I saw working, I think we got the famous one. Because when we first walked in, there was a, because they, like, sat near the bar. But then we switched to a table lady at the bar was like, where's your fucking IDs? That's great. It's like slower.

00;18;51;07 - 00;19;04;10 Unknown Slower. What if you walk in there like a gimp mask?

00;19;04;13 - 00;19;24;05 Unknown You just hand the bartender a whip. You know what to do. Yeah. I mean, dude, there are people that come in there to get hard. Yeah. What's in the name? I would be mean truth. I would be so mean. Yeah, you got to imagine. I mean, the restaurant has been open for probably at least 20 years. Yeah, yeah.

00;19;24;05 - 00;19;42;03 Unknown So they probably started out crazy because now they just say stuff like, like on the had, like they just make like little jokes, be like, I put a skewer on my ass and somebody else has had his name, like, my name is skittle and you're. I'm okay. But, like, I feel like back in the day, they were using words you can't say on TV anymore.

00;19;42;04 - 00;20;05;13 Unknown Oh, yeah, they were. They were fucking go in a dude. My buddy actually two my buddies in college worked at dicks. They would go off, shoot, I would, I would, I would get personal. I mean, I would, I would have like, like a chalkboard in the back where the break room is. And I would put a tick every single time I made a kid cry, because I think that's like, what I think that's like winning the day.

00;20;05;16 - 00;20;26;02 Unknown Yeah. Sharpening your roasting skills. Yeah. Hey, how are you? Shut the fuck up. Your ugly. Just start there. Hello? Hello, pen. Yo, Papa. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. You mean a Diet Pepsi, you big bitch? Yeah. If I were to dicks. If I worked at dicks. Yeah, you. I have chicken fingers and a side. Diabetes killers. No, I wouldn't do that.

00;20;26;04 - 00;20;47;04 Unknown They were like, how do you want your burger cooked? What do you mean? You guys Postmates your food here. Do you have a do you have a temperature that you like on your burger? What's happening? Is this a setup? No, I just I'm I'm interested. Yeah. Me too man. Yeah, I thought I thought you just said something crazy because.

00;20;47;08 - 00;21;00;21 Unknown No, no, no, but I'm like that when when a place is too gimmicky. The same way that, like, when a restaurant has too good of a view. Oh, here's the ocean. I on a cliff I go, the food's going to shit when there's a gimmick. They don't care about the food because the gimmick is what gets people in the door.

00;21;00;23 - 00;21;22;23 Unknown It's like, who? True. Nobody's in there being like, well, I ordered my my burger dry. Yeah, well, you're rock hard. Yeah, there's tits out. Yeah. And the gimmick is women. Michael, I get it. But the food is kind of good at Hooters. You have the tastebuds of a truck driver. That's true. And who goes to Hooters? Truck driver?

00;21;22;26 - 00;21;43;23 Unknown Yeah, it is good. Listen, I think any food that is hot is good. Little Caesars is fucking in. It's incredible. Do five minutes when 501 hits not to turn into a gravestone. Yeah. I mean, stone gravestone, same tombstone. Pizza is incredible. But yes, yes, but Hooters is really good. But you put it in the fridge and you the next day.

00;21;43;24 - 00;22;10;19 Unknown Awful. What's the best leftover food you think? Chinese food? 100%. It's a pie. Close. Well, you say pie pop. Hi fi, I think it. Yeah. Thank you. Alex, what are the. What's wrong with that? What a weird. Get it? What a weird get. We did it. I know I got clams and linguine, and so you never had, like, post Thanksgiving, a pumpkin pie that morning or an apple pie the next morning?

00;22;10;22 - 00;22;30;18 Unknown No, pie can't be leftover. It's just always pie. What do you mean? I'm. Now I'm not on board with you like you don't. You don't have leftover cookies. You just. Cookies are there. Oh, shit. Hold on, hold up. Mommy's gotta point. Yeah, dude. Because if you want her insomnia cookies, not an ad. If you order insomnia cookies and you eat them next day, it's not leftover cookies.

00;22;30;18 - 00;22;47;20 Unknown There's cookies. Yeah, but if. But to your point, if you get Chinese food, you put in the frigerator that's leftover Chinese food. Holy shit. You know, anything that's not finished is left off. But you can't have leftover cookies side with this guy. I hear you doesn't have it. All of them. But I got you going to Italy and didn't get pasta.

00;22;47;20 - 00;23;07;01 Unknown You got pussy instead. What about, like, fruits? If you buy fruits, you don't have leftover fruit. You just got fruit. Well, I hear like, but, like, fruit is not like a dessert. It's like a party. It's going to be part of the meal. God damn. Listen, guys, summertime is still here. But even when it's not summertime, you want to make it feel like a summertime drink.

00;23;07;01 - 00;23;26;04 Unknown Happy days. So all you gotta do if you haven't started to drink these yet, you're insane. All right, well, I don't know who are underage or underage. That's that's true. But, people are laughing. I don't care, like you are insane if you haven't. They have flavors. The best in the world, not also flavors we're about to get into.

00;23;26;07 - 00;23;46;01 Unknown We're missing out. Something huge. Fizz free. Bubble free. Should I do my thing? Non-carbonated. Yeah. This is me drinking carbonated stuff. Yep. Really annoying. You want to do that? You're burping up burgers? Yeah. You want to do that? You want to do that when you're trying to game up a lady at a freaking barbecue. Oh, speaking of barbecues, I had a barbecue about two, two weeks ago.

00;23;46;04 - 00;24;04;08 Unknown What do you think I brought to the barbecue? Happy Thursday. Thank you. You know why? Because with the non-carbonated, incredible flavors, they happen. Happy Thursdays. It goes with every frickin food item. Dude, I made a Smashburger. Ask me again. I made a smash burger. Smash it with the can. Exactly, dude. But I had a burger with the Happy Thursday.

00;24;04;08 - 00;24;20;18 Unknown I've never been so frickin happy in my life. In my life. These are so good. TGI Fridays. You seem to change your name too. Thank god it's Thursday I heard that I heard that it's a rumor, but it's out there. It is. I love these things. I genuinely love these things. They're delicious. It just goes down so smooth.

00;24;20;21 - 00;24;40;09 Unknown I mean, it's really a refreshing beverage and I really am a big fan of it. My favorite flavors got to be pineapple star, fruit tart banger. Where where else are they doing that? Literally no, we're at the end. My my second favorite one is Black Cherry. I'm sick of people not using black cherry because the best flavor in the history of the world they got mango passionfruit is insanely saucy.

00;24;40;09 - 00;25;03;29 Unknown All right. They got strawberry. Dude. I'm again. We've been pitching these for frickin months now. If you haven't picked them up, I don't know what's happening. Are they have variety packs? You can pick up all the flavors at once, dude. All right, so if you're feeling thirsty, have a happy Thursday. Okay. Weekend vibes all summer long to find out more and find a freaking Happy Thursdays near you visit drink Happy thursdays.com/socks at a drink.

00;25;03;29 - 00;25;31;27 Unknown Happy thursdays.com/socks and celebrate responsibly. Non-carbonated. Naturally flavored with other natural flavors 21 plus contains alcohol. 2025 Molson Coors Beverage Co, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Beer. God damn the cookies you can have whenever it's a part of the. It's a dessert, especially if it's a whole pie and you cut it in half. Yeah. And it's all like any let me let me solve this argument once and for all because I'm smarter than everybody.

00;25;32;04 - 00;25;40;17 Unknown Look at how I'm sitting there. Saran wrap or foil over it. That's now leftovers.

00;25;40;20 - 00;26;03;02 Unknown Yeah. There you go. Clocked it. Boom! Sniped you're out. Get on board. Get out. Yeah. I mean, hold on. I'm trying to let me let me digest the fucking argument because I need to digest it because it's leftovers. But hold on. There's something that you don't have to put Saran wrap over Hmhmm pie. If it's if it's so if it stays out, it's fine.

00;26;03;02 - 00;26;22;11 Unknown But it once it goes in the fridge raft, it's there that I can get over. This is where it becomes a leftover. Yeah, yeah. If you need to put it in the fridge. Yes, 100%. Yes. But is there something else besides cookies that we can think of that's not a leftover. Can never be a leftover. Well, dude, if you eat half a Snickers bar.

00;26;22;13 - 00;26;44;27 Unknown Yeah, some leftover Snickers bar could be to a psycho. You can't be like, all in half a Snickers bar. Some of those Snickers bar come with individual ones inside it. Have you seen those? Yeah, yeah, that second one that's not leftovers, a candy bar. There are some that's got to be meal oriented. Yeah okay. But oh all right.

00;26;44;29 - 00;27;08;00 Unknown Cookies. Why can't we think of anything else. Ice cream. Like a pint of ice cream. Yeah. You can't you that's that's just that's. Yeah. It can never be leftovers. What. What's the best leftovers that you can think of? I mean, I agree with you with Chinese food. And I will say and I will say though pizza, pizza pizza's pizza's number two.

00;27;08;01 - 00;27;29;18 Unknown Dude, I got this pizza. And I've been eating it like piecemeal for the last three, four days. And I just air fry. I like two slices. It's better every it's like wine every day. It's in the fridge. It gets better. It's fucking crazy. It's insane. Every day. Like, I mean, I mean five, five day old pizza in. It's unbelievable.

00;27;29;22 - 00;27;45;00 Unknown I mean, I'm sick. Yeah. Winds are cut off for that cause I almost did that. Two I got back from this trip and I still had one slice pizza in the fridge. Yeah. And I chatted it up. ChatGPT had four days and this was day five. I said, do I really want to shit myself tomorrow morning? I think you're fine.

00;27;45;00 - 00;28;07;24 Unknown I think all that food, man like for it to go bad. And that's just sit in your glove compartment of a Chevy Tahoe in Phoenix for 11 days, and then it's liquid and it is an air fryer. Yeah. And it might be just cooking it bubbling. Yeah, it is really sad. I do want to say one thing before we before we get out here, before we bring in the man, the myth legend singing happy birthday alone to yourself too.

00;28;07;27 - 00;28;31;29 Unknown Is there something sadder than that? We've discovered it is the Happy Birthday song on YouTube. Oh my God. And the people that bring up for themselves alone. People who play that alone to themselves are in love with anime. Like like an anime character, not anime in general. Yeah, if you play that another one, you should pop up from the suicide hotline.

00;28;32;01 - 00;28;39;10 Unknown That's like, hey, you're loved. Yeah, but they're not. Oh no.

00;28;39;13 - 00;28;56;12 Unknown I guarantee there will be a year in my life where I'm somewhere alone on my birthday, and I got to listen to that. And you know what I'll do with headphones in at a restaurant? Yeah, at a mall. In a trench coat. No, no, no, they will. They'll do the will. Never. Like, who is this comic? I can't remember, but they were like, I'll never.

00;28;56;12 - 00;29;10;03 Unknown Oh, maybe it was Borghetti actually has his bit about how he'll never be homeless. And people like, hey man, you're you're one day we'll be homeless all the time. It's like, dude, I have so many people that love me. Do you know how many things have to go wrong for me to be homeless? And I think about that sometimes.

00;29;10;03 - 00;29;26;05 Unknown I'm like, dude, you know how many people, dude, my my entire family has to be on a cruise ship that exploded for for me to be like a low burden and even still, I would be a little would have to burn down in it. What, like the will, the the estate plan, all that would all also have to be on the cruise in the sense because I couldn't find it.

00;29;26;05 - 00;29;50;25 Unknown Yeah yeah yeah. Like there have to be 70 people gunned down and people steal cabinets, I do. I have a solid filing cabinet in a closet in my office. It's pretty handy. You know, my holds files. Am I not real? Yeah. No, it's not that. I'm just like, do you not use a file like, a second? I said I go, I should have one because I was like thinking about it's like how funny is that?

00;29;50;27 - 00;30;07;14 Unknown Like, everything is just saved digitally. Yeah. So you're like, oh, even if they were on a cruise ship, the cruising down. Yeah. Like you just find the, the the file my email somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's backed up on the cloud. Have we still we still don't know what the cloud is. I love how we just say it and we're like yeah cool.

00;30;07;14 - 00;30;24;16 Unknown That works. Nobody knows what it is. I love it, but I hate it. I'll take you on a flight instead of like, get a photo so you can download the photo. Shut the fuck up dude. I also would like to say this. There are people that work at Apple that are jerking it to our nuts. Like, I mean jerking it.

00;30;24;19 - 00;30;49;04 Unknown Yeah, I mean, religious people are jerking it to us right now. Our news right now. No. This episode. Oh, yeah. Yeah, somebody has on in the background looking at porn or has is on the TV and they're looking at Pornhub right now. Yeah. We see people watching ESPN on porn. I saw a porn one time where the motherfucker tattooed his cock and it said weapon, and I close my laptop.

00;30;49;07 - 00;31;12;00 Unknown Get the fuck out of here. Weapon mass destruction. Oh, shit. Weapon of mass destruction. I mean, that's a long dick, but, yeah, it just said it just said weapon on it. Yeah. Can I say this, though, before we bring in David? It wasn't that big. It's not a weapon. You should have comment to that. I mean, this this look like a bayonet.

00;31;12;02 - 00;31;32;15 Unknown Max, I was very upset. Swiss army knife. So I get a laugh there. Doesn't matter. No, I was just trying to picture it. Not like that. You know, I do not want to ever. Whenever I think about it, I picture it. It was a find on it wasn't a weapon. You have to break the whole time, right? To get the tatted.

00;31;32;17 - 00;31;52;12 Unknown Oh, my God, I think about that. Yeah. And you know Bluechew I saw the ad I mean literally put it in. But you know how sometimes on, like, fingers, when you're tattooing fingers, it looks a little misshapen. It doesn't it doesn't like, hold the ink properly. Dicks are the same thing. So the weapon. But it looked like it was, like, melting.

00;31;52;14 - 00;32;10;27 Unknown Weird. Like, if I'm a dick tattoo, it needs to be crisp. It would be cool to get, like, the part of, like a shotgun where you, like, cock it thought. But, like, you know that, like, if you have the on the bottom. So you could actually feel your ass. Fucking unbelievable. Yeah, mine would be a Super Soaker mini massive.

00;32;10;28 - 00;32;37;18 Unknown It'd be the biggest one possible. Yeah. Then those pool toys where you pull it out in one giant 100% is giant like neon tubes, right? Your cousin. Yeah. You'd have, like, one long shot at it. Oh, so fun. So fun to edge. Yep. Edge. Underrated. Sorry. Oh, yeah. They blast pulling up. God damn. God, this next ad is brought to you by Lucy Nicotine.

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00;34;40;11 - 00;34;56;28 Unknown Damn. Iowa. Yeah. Do we always yell about, Waterloo, Iowa? I used to date a girl. That's good. That's a good fun. I think I used to get a meme of a city. I used to, yeah, I used to date a girl from Waterloo while and I and I, and it didn't end well. So the only the only Iowa like touch point I have is Waterloo.

00;34;56;28 - 00;35;17;17 Unknown Is that even close to where you're from? I've heard of it. But you know, where are you from? An Iowa, town called Davenport. I feel like I've heard of that. That's big. Is that the capital? No, that's the Des Moines. Is the Moine that sneaky ass? Yep. How's tournament going, man? You're everywhere. Well, I had a tour.

00;35;17;17 - 00;35;34;15 Unknown I had to cancel it. What the fuck? Why? I was I had to go to the hospital. Damn my health and shit. But. So since then, I just moved, you know, doing, like, one off shows and, and, trying to gear back to go on another tour. How that. How are the one off going? Pretty good.

00;35;34;18 - 00;35;51;00 Unknown Yeah. That's fine man. You have the one in LA. Yeah. Excited. Where's that Roxy. No, no it's at the El Rey Theater. Oh. All right. Beautiful. Do El is gorgeous. Oh, yeah. I've been in LA thus far. That's a great venue. That's fine man, you got to open. You just pull out there and just. Oh, yeah. I got a couple openers.

00;35;51;00 - 00;36;19;24 Unknown I got a couple openings here. Hell yeah. Man. Friends. What was your pre-show ritual? It's a fucking great question. Hoes blunt or blunt, then? Hoes. Respectfully. Yeah. Right. Oh, right. Right, right. Oh, shit. I don't know. I really just be chilling before the show. Kind of just. That's kind of would, you know, in my head, psyche myself up.

00;36;19;26 - 00;36;41;01 Unknown Yeah. A little meditation. Not that essential oils, you know. Yes. Let me hold on. Have you ever meditated? No, man. Really? Oh, no. Really? You want to listen to another dude in your head? It's. I don't know. What do I listen to? The core map? Woman. Dude. Yeah. Oh. What's her name? I forgot her name, but she do.

00;36;41;01 - 00;37;01;17 Unknown She gives it to me. What the fuck you give it to me? My brain, emotionally, she's giving my brain. Breathe. And you are confident, Michael. What's her name? I love it, I love it. I don't even know what she looks like. She should open for the show. But the idea of Tamara LeVert is, is is is astounding. Okay, so you just you just kind of like kicking it before the show anyway.

00;37;01;17 - 00;37;23;08 Unknown Yeah, before the show, you know, just saw my friends backstage cracking jokes, looking at stupid shit on the internet. Well, what type of what type of shit like you looking at, like live League. So you looking at now? I mean, what the fuck? You know, you don't mean. No, I mean, I'm not looking at ISIS beheading videos. Shit, bro, I just be looking at, you know, Instagram Reels, man.

00;37;23;08 - 00;37;41;05 Unknown It's it's pretty funny. Hell, yeah. I mean, you good shit on there. How big is the entourage? Because every rapper I know has, like, 5 or 7 people around who, like, actually work. And then there's like, five dudes who are just in the back, like, rolling blunts for the guy or something. Oh, there's like just guys on salary who are just like, is it usually just me?

00;37;41;07 - 00;38;02;12 Unknown And like, two other people, maybe one other person? Hell yeah. Yeah. Small crew. You don't really fuck with a lot of people too much. That's awesome. Cool, cool. What? Oh, yes. That is probably the biggest cosign I've ever got in my entire life. Right. Well, that would be. I feel like a good, group opening name. Cool. Some cool white boys.

00;38;02;16 - 00;38;21;29 Unknown I feel like that would be what Russell Simmons would assign us back in the day. Yeah, the white boys. Yeah. Russell Simmons, that sounds like some Russell Simmons shit. I used to work for Russell Simmons back in the day. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Was anything crazy? One day, we, we were, like, filming something in his office for, like, a video, and then we, like, open a drawer, and there's just mad magnums in there.

00;38;22;01 - 00;38;45;24 Unknown That was pretty normal, you know, at work? Yes. Magnums. There's no magnums in the studio in my house. Never anywhere. Magnums. No, I don't I'm going to use those. No condoms. Nah. Hell yeah I like this risk taker. Hell yeah man. So you've been in the booth a lot with goddamn everybody. How was the original call you got from you?

00;38;46;00 - 00;39;06;23 Unknown If you want to talk, I don't know. I know you talk about a thousand times, but it's just a lot of shit, man. You know, just playing some Fortnite in my boxers and, got a call. Somebody said that, you know. Yeah. Wants to meet you, so it's shit. Welcome. My friend Jesse. Yo. And we went to go meet that nigga.

00;39;06;25 - 00;39;24;11 Unknown And what? Where? Like in a dungeon. Like, I know it was almost like a dungeon, like evil way, I feel like. Yeah. No windows, right? Yeah. Where do you get him? I know where it. Well, it was. It was a warehouse, man. It was, where it was a fucking villain hideout, man. Like a Dark Knight Rises. Yes.

00;39;24;11 - 00;39;46;13 Unknown Was like fucking Bane's. I know, it's like, Holy shit. Yeah. Was it in, like, L.A. or some random man Waterloo, bro. It was somewhere. What's the what's the address? Yeah, I gotcha. So you pull up and then because I've seen videos of him streaming what looks like to me, maybe that warehouse. Was that just one of those where it's just like a producer, a little Costco table, and then just him.

00;39;46;16 - 00;40;06;24 Unknown It was a bunch of shit in there, man. It was people. There was equipment. Yeah, man. They valet goods. What? No, there was no. What were you thinking about in the car right over there? Because I would be losing my mind. Yeah. Man, I was, I was doing some gay shit. I was listening, meditating.

00;40;06;24 - 00;40;29;11 Unknown Now, I was listening to fucking Yeezus on my way to meet him. Yeah, yeah. Zoom. Yeah, yeah, you got to be nervous to me and about have all my favorite songs locked and loaded, in case you asked the question. Yeah, I honestly don't. I like Kim Cardi. I would, you know. Yeah. Yeah, I would bomb completely. So in was the, what you see online or was he pretty straightforwardly normal, dude.

00;40;29;13 - 00;40;48;23 Unknown Normal, dude. Yeah, yeah. No more do with a swastika. Just a normal. What do we have to cut that? It's. I didn't see that, but, yeah, this is a normal guy. And then you started writing. You wrote the last album? The album that I wrote didn't come out yet, but. Oh, shit. Yeah. Some of the songs that I wrote have come out.

00;40;48;25 - 00;41;08;27 Unknown What is that like? What is that? Is he, like, one of your heroes now? Of course. Yeah. I mean, it has to be. Yeah. So what does that what does that feel like to contribute like that? Oh, man, I it was crazy. I mean, I was, you know, first up I like a panic attacks. I'm like now I'm like, you know, I'm fucking writing songs about the curb and shit.

00;41;09;00 - 00;41;26;18 Unknown Yeah. No, I'm on the terror of being able to make a classic album for this inevitable shit, he thought. So we, the album we made is damn good and it's going to come out soon. Did he did he push you into certain territories that you felt like you couldn't do? And then you were like, oh shit, I can work in this space.

00;41;26;18 - 00;41;44;17 Unknown Does that make sense? German. You write, yeah. There's there's a few few topics that I was like, I don't know. But then I was like, fuck it. Did you do the the one song? Yeah, I did.

00;41;44;19 - 00;42;09;23 Unknown I love it, we all just do. And, How did that come about? You got to walk me through it. Well, you know, when I, my approach to the album was, you know, this is, you know, he's tweeting about this shit. Oh, right. Right. And this is what he's doing at the time. So kind of just like, you know, I kind of see myself as the niggas who made the Jeffrey Dahmer, fucking, documentary, you know what I'm saying?

00;42;09;23 - 00;42;34;15 Unknown Like, yeah. Shit, man. Do they agree? What happened? No, but it happened. So the document. Yeah. So yeah, it was there. Were you guys pitching around like, what about this line? No, I would just make the songs and either show them in person or to them. Did you ever say to him, you sure? No, no, I, I was, I was, you know, whenever I made a song, I'm like, he's not going like this.

00;42;34;18 - 00;42;53;19 Unknown And then I would show him and he fucking loved it. So what does I mean? I keep asking, like, right down the middle questions, but I just need to, like, what does that feel like for you hear it to be like, yeah, this is this is it. It's got to feel insane. Yeah, bro. I mean, that shit is, it's very, validating for sure.

00;42;53;21 - 00;43;12;22 Unknown Yeah. That shit is, Yeah, it was really crazy at the time. I mean, I'm just the type of person to where I don't really get a chance to react in the moment because there's always a bunch of shit going on. Right? You have to keep going. And then there will be like, you know, moments like a few months later, I'm like, damn, I really did that shit right?

00;43;12;23 - 00;43;30;13 Unknown Crazy. Yeah. Feel the same way in the in the moment. There's too much going on where you can't really appreciate it. And looking back, damn, I know she did that. And so you wrote on and then do you have any songs where he's featured on coming Out? We got a bunch of shit that we've made and we're working on, so paycheck crazy type shit.

00;43;30;15 - 00;43;51;13 Unknown Hell yeah. How much? Just joking. Yeah, that's incredible man. Where do you go from that? Who knows? King Kim Jong un? Yeah. There's no where you can go from that, man. I'm just pretty dumb. You did it. You did the damn thing. How long have you been rapping to, since late 2018. Okay. 20 years, like six years.

00;43;51;13 - 00;44;10;08 Unknown Some shit like that. And what, really? TikTok. Right, pops? You kind of, Yeah. Yeah. TikTok and bitch ass Twitter. Yeah. Bitch ass Twitter. I don't know why. Twitter, man, I don't know. I don't know anybody who likes what happened. Yeah, yeah, Connie loves it. But that's the only person. But yeah, I mean who that's what I saw posting.

00;44;10;11 - 00;44;30;16 Unknown I do want to, like, sketch comedy. So I saw I posted everything on the just because like every other app. Love the video and then Twitter just break it down. Yeah. No, it's not that serious. This is filmed on an iPhone in Echo Park. It ain't that serious yet. Yeah. Where do you go from. Yeah, well, I mean, shit, I just figure this regularly scheduled program, like, I just figured it was like a.

00;44;30;18 - 00;44;48;13 Unknown That's like. Oh, the way I see is this, like a TV show where we get a special guest or, you know, it's like friends when fucking Brad Pitt showed up. Yeah, right. Like, okay. It's like, doesn't mean the show is going to go downhill from here. Nick. It was just a guest star, right? Yeah, I love that. I still have shit going on before Kanye during.

00;44;48;13 - 00;45;06;18 Unknown And I'm going to have shit going on after. I love that I always see on your Instagram story and this is this is the lady, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I didn't want to say, like, I don't know if this was someone at work for you or whatever. Yeah, I saw it, like everything good on the story because I feel like a couple of months ago, I saw a beef with some some shorty.

00;45;06;20 - 00;45;27;16 Unknown Oh. Well, I mean, there was a while where there was a few different ones. I. Yeah, shit. But, you know, I just realized that, it's time to chill out on all that and, really settle down with somebody who I really care about. Dude, it makes it makes it makes everything so much better. It cleans the cobwebs out.

00;45;27;16 - 00;45;42;21 Unknown You don't have to worry about that whole life. Scrolling in strange DM in in random women in the hood. It's like it's so much about you. You can come home and be like, oh, you love me. For me, it like it actually, because you feel like I think artists feel like, oh, it'll kind of like taint their creativity.

00;45;42;23 - 00;46;04;09 Unknown It actually is the exact opposite. No, I don't think you would take my creativity at all. Shit, man, you know, if I nutted too much, I would lose all creativity. But I don't give a shit anymore. No, man, I some TikToks, I'm done. God damn. God damn. Now I, you know, I enjoy making music. I make it almost every day.

00;46;04;09 - 00;46;26;24 Unknown So there's always something to make a song about. What? What do you do to get geared up, to make a song? You drink Aquafina? Half a blunt? No. It's, I usually just, you know, I'll have some shit on my mind that I want to get out or, you know, I don't really most of the time, like, a good majority of the time.

00;46;26;26 - 00;46;42;20 Unknown I don't ever take it too seriously. I just be going in there saying, what the fuck ever comes to my head? You know, even when I do have something that I want to get off my chest, I, you know, just I just going to say it, you know, I don't really think too much. That's fucking crazy. Beautiful beefing right now.

00;46;42;20 - 00;46;58;27 Unknown I saw a little bit of beef. You just letting it happen or. Oh, no, I mean, I don't think you. We would call it beef. I mean, just like you said, it was just somebody just trying to get at you. Shit, man, a couple different people. I gotta, I don't know, I wake up every day, this new personal marketing, I don't.

00;46;58;28 - 00;47;19;25 Unknown I was really, I thought you got rid of the hoes. Yeah, right. That's cool. But, no, I think that's a sign of a successful rappers. It was people was just start beefing with you because they're just jealous. Shit, I don't even know that you talking about 50 cent shit. Saw that. And then that's how posted it was yesterday, the day before.

00;47;19;27 - 00;47;41;22 Unknown This other artist named can. Yeah, he sucks. But, Yeah. How did the 50 stuff come about? Was that just. He just saw you online. He just picks beef with anybody. Everybody. I'll say that. I technically started that one. Oh, yeah. There we go. But listen to the song. Beef with anybody. He wrote a beef for the burgers, talking shit about, yeah.

00;47;41;22 - 00;48;01;29 Unknown His wife for no reason. And then he came out in the. Did he trial that, 50 since the baby mama got peed on by Diddy. What a sentence. Yeah, yeah, it is consensual. She wanted it. Oh. So, yeah, I just I was like, yo, you're talking about. Yeah, but, you know, your big mama got pissed on great, right?

00;48;02;01 - 00;48;18;23 Unknown Yeah. You know. Yeah. So it's like the, golden answer for golden shower. Yeah. Right. Good. That's great. And then what? That just sent him in a spiral. Yeah, I mean, that shit, I just put that shit on my story. I didn't think anything of it. You know, I just just posted some shit fucking around one day, and then.

00;48;18;25 - 00;48;35;19 Unknown Yeah, bro, couple months later, Eddie, posted me on his Instagram, said, yo. Yeah. Is this your means? I'm gonna push him down the stairs when I see him. Damn. And so this is internet slow. It took him two months to respond. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he's a very busy person, you know, he's very rich. Got a lot of shit going on.

00;48;35;19 - 00;48;50;21 Unknown Yeah. So, yeah, you know, he talk. He talk shit about me, so I talk shit back. I made a couple, a couple this songs I'm going to drop soon. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Are you with a label? Are you? Yeah, I'm going to label you. Okay. So for for putting out shit, you have to wait for them to approve it.

00;48;50;21 - 00;49;05;02 Unknown Or you can just put some shit on like SoundCloud if you want. I mean, if I want to. Yeah, but I mean, they'll they'll prove anything that I, you know, send to them or want to drop. So what's like the turnaround time if you put them in the studio tonight and you finished it, when could you put it out like that week.

00;49;05;02 - 00;49;25;05 Unknown Or you got to get them, you know, you got to, like producer agreements and shit like that. So what is it? Sorry. What does that mean? Was it, you know, just like, you know, the person who, like, is made the B percentages and all that shit. So, yeah, it could take like a week or so. Did you know all that stuff before you got into the music game heavy or you had to learn that shit?

00;49;25;07 - 00;49;48;24 Unknown I had to learn it as a, you know, as I went along, I didn't know any of it. That's there's so much nuance to it. I know some people get in trouble for using this and using that and not knowing, you know, like stealing beats and shit samples. I see shit all the time where somebody will rip a beat online on, like, just any of those Beatport or like YouTube, and then it blows up and then they get fucked over because it blew up and then they got to pay someone.

00;49;49;01 - 00;50;08;24 Unknown Yeah, that's they're almost having to me. I was stealing all my shit off YouTube. What what song do you almost get? God. For all. Everything. Really, I hear that, all that shit. But you know, my label would if he was funny, because when they were talking to me on the phone before they flew me out to L.A. and shit, like, you know, and you paid for all your beats, right?

00;50;08;24 - 00;50;23;23 Unknown I'm like, yeah, definitely was a white guy. You're talking. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah, paper beats right? I'm like, yeah, hell yeah. And I'm like, well, shit, I'm doing it. I'm just. I'm just a nigga. He's broke his hell in Iowa. I'm like, shit. When they find out in pay for the beats, who's gonna let me do that?

00;50;23;23 - 00;50;39;29 Unknown Yeah. Least I got a free until I get some free studio time. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Fuck you. The finals I love. And then we'll get there. And then, I ended up signing the deal, and, like, I remember after I signed it, they looked at me like. So you didn't pay for your beats, did you?

00;50;40;02 - 00;50;55;15 Unknown And I'm like, is that a problem? Like, no, that should be a fun little project for us. It gives the lawyer something to do. Yeah, yeah. Did the people who made those songs come after your body? Like, what the fuck? No, we we bought them. You know, we paid for them individually. But, Yeah, that's. It was crazy.

00;50;55;15 - 00;51;10;07 Unknown I really signed that shit without, paying for the beats or anything. In the middle of me signing, I'm like, bro, this is crazy. Like, I wonder what I'm going to do when they find out. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you man. It's a on the line. I need the money in my account. Yeah. Pay up. We already agreed to.

00;51;10;07 - 00;51;25;18 Unknown It was a whole ask for forgiveness later. Yeah. Type shit. Yeah. So, what was the most expensive beat you had to buy back? I don't even know, man. I don't know any of that. I don't pay attention to any of that shit. That's. That's a tax bracket below you. You have your assistants assistant working on that shit?

00;51;25;18 - 00;51;48;17 Unknown Yeah, yeah. Is there always beef? I would, I would be so stressed out. If I, if one half a person sort of dislikes me, I'm. I'm anxiety ridden. Do you guys wake up to stuff? Yeah, bro, I really don't start shit. I mean, you can say with the 50 cent shit, maybe, but it's like, I really don't start seeing with people, but I definitely will, because I know how far I can go.

00;51;48;18 - 00;52;05;06 Unknown You know what I'm saying? I'll keep going and keep going, to keep going. So I like, try so hard not start shit with nobody. But. Yeah, bro. And you just be, you know, same little slick shit. So you said you got like, all this ammo. Is there anybody you're hoping talk shit next to you? Anybody? You're like, oh, you're fucked if you do.

00;52;05;08 - 00;52;38;18 Unknown Or is this only going to start it? Yeah. There was the cancan, dude. I was hoping he tried it. Said something. You got shit on him? Yeah, I've already said it all. You know, he's, into, what's the politically correct word? Dudes or transgender women? Oh, yeah. Kind of. No, not. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Turns into women and, you know, some of the, some of the people that he's been with me, you know, they're a little bit under age.

00;52;38;21 - 00;52;54;02 Unknown Oh, you know what I'm saying? So yeah, when I found that out, I'm like, who? That's crazy. I hope he never says anything down. And then he said something, and then he just lock and load it and then just start firing on IG story. Oh, yeah. For sure. And then, you know, I've made a couple of these songs about him.

00;52;54;02 - 00;53;11;12 Unknown And then when I was at Rolling Loud, there's like 10,000 people there, and they were all singing, the this song on them. I feel like fucking Doctor Dragon from Kim Possible and shit, man. I feel like an evil supervillain. I'm like, that's awesome man. How's it going about? I see it was fun. It looks awesome. Yeah, yeah.

00;53;11;15 - 00;53;31;19 Unknown So what was what did he just can't can't do it. What did he say to you? Like, you know, he's crazy. Me and him are like. Like I consider him to be, like, my mortal enemy, you know? How did it how did that happen? Like real shit. Cause he's just such a bitch, man. Like, he does such, like, little gay shit that, like, pisses me off.

00;53;31;21 - 00;53;51;25 Unknown The thing is, is started from something that's so petty. It's just like the timing of him saying it was wrong. So this nigga, somebody on Twitter was like, yo, I'd like to see Dave once in a pair of a Mary jeans. And then he said, can't can retweeted and said, that would be like the splitting of two atoms.

00;53;51;27 - 00;54;09;16 Unknown So yeah, pretty pretty funny, pretty funny. I was like, bro, at the time, there was just so many people like on my dick, like the Snoop Dogg shit was going on. Yeah. And then like, I was just seeing the the comments turn into a bunch of hate and so was like, everybody. And then including this nigga. Hell no.

00;54;09;16 - 00;54;32;07 Unknown So I just, you know, went on my story. It was like, man, I heard you be talking to, you know, transgender girls and lady boys and shit. Yeah. And, yeah. And then he said something back, and then, I remember I was in the hospital. Right. And this is the like, this is why this thing will always be my mortal enemy.

00;54;32;10 - 00;55;00;13 Unknown Because he just does little bitch ass shit, man. Like, he just does little bitch ass shit, bro. It's like, literally, like we're fucking Doctor Doofenshmirtz and fucking Perry the Platypus. Like, yeah, this is like some cartoon shout out supervillain rivalry right here, bro. Yeah. Yeah, bro. So the nigga, I went to the hospital, right? And when I got out of the hospital, I did, like, a funny video of them, like, wheeling me out, and I was, like, pretending, like I just get out of prison, like, oh, demon home.

00;55;00;13 - 00;55;16;12 Unknown First day out. Yeah. Back in the streets. Yeah. And then, yeah. Then there was like a, Instagram page that I post like, yo, yo, Dave wants did it. He made up the hospital and then can can was in the comments. Was like he didn't make it out of shit. He's going to be back in there in another week.

00;55;16;14 - 00;55;39;14 Unknown And I'm like, okay, now it's game time. So yeah, that's why I made that song. I was telling you about Scott first at the hospital. And yeah, I was saying some crazy ass shit on there and I'm like, oh, yeah, I got a job for this now. So I think the first thing I saw of yours was, that freestyle that blew up was like, was it like two years ago or something like a year ago?

00;55;39;14 - 00;55;59;27 Unknown Yeah. On the radar freestyle. Yeah, bro. Why you lyrics like why your lyrics? But, dude, your voice is so majestic. It was just. Yeah, I was watching, but I got to learn more about this. We're supposed to do something a while ago, which was like Nick, and I was like. He put us in a group chat, like, months and months ago to try and do something.

00;55;59;27 - 00;56;18;19 Unknown Some video. Yeah, I fuck with Nick, man. He just always throws like, crazy, wild ass ideas out at me. Yeah, a lot of them. I gotta be like, oh, okay, I'll do that. I can't do that. Do you guys ever do anything together? Yeah, we've done a bunch of shit together. Okay. Yeah, but yeah, I remember, like, maybe, like couple weeks ago, he tried to get me to go to, like, a real haunted house.

00;56;18;22 - 00;56;34;11 Unknown I'm not doing that shit, bro. I don't fuck with spirits and ghosts. And me. Me neither. Hell, no. No, no, because you believe in it. Yeah, man. It's real, bro. It's just, you know, it's surreal, you know? What are you doing? Hey, man, I've never seen a ghost, but I've heard a ghost. Yeah. Give me, give me the story.

00;56;34;12 - 00;56;53;01 Unknown What do you. What do you. What do you mean? She heard a ghost. I just heard a ghost, man. I was at my friend's house, you know, and they had went somewhere real quick. And I was in that bitch by myself, and, Yeah, man, I heard spirits call my name. You're like, name now. Yeah. My actual full government name.

00;56;53;09 - 00;57;09;20 Unknown Holy shit. Middle name and everything. I don't have a middle name, but. Oh. That's tight. Yeah, I'm looking around the house like, bro, somebody's fucking around. Like, what's going on? I'm going room and room. I'm checking drawers and shit. Shut up. Yeah, bro. Nothing. No. How long ago was this, bro? This was like. I was like 18 at the time.

00;57;09;22 - 00;57;28;16 Unknown And so this is this is it. I was sober, nothing. I was high, but that's okay. Whoa, man. Come on, bro, it's every day for sure. Like, this isn't like weed from the movies and shit. I was like, you can do ask me this video. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Like, what did you say to your friend? Like, yo, this place is haunted.

00;57;28;16 - 00;57;47;25 Unknown Or you just like, I'm just like, I was so high. It was cool and scary at the same. Oh, yeah. That's cool. It goes near your name. Yeah, that's what's crazy. And this is a house. This is a this is a house you've been to before. Yeah, I've been to before multiple times. Yeah. And the friend said that he had ghosts, but I didn't see or hear them, but shit, man, it was right.

00;57;48;00 - 00;58;04;27 Unknown What was a voice like? It was a very ghostly, very ghostly a who have how type shit. Yeah. Like that little bit of an Iowa accent. No. Like, oh, I don't know. I don't even know what, what a ghost with an arrow. Sound like Chateau Des Moines. I'll be there to meet you. I'll be there. Yeah, I'll be there like a month.

00;58;05;00 - 00;58;25;08 Unknown So would you. Do you have a gun? To the point you have a gun now? Or were you like, man, fuck this. I got to get a gun, ghost. I got a tip, a federal gas question is there? This is Los Angeles. Are you going to give me fucked up? Listen, I'm not I'm not. Okay, we're in Iowa recording right now, but if I was high and I heard it goes, I would immediately think I need to be strapped.

00;58;25;14 - 00;58;42;26 Unknown No, man. I mean, you can't like. Yeah. It's already. Did you know you can't shoot a ghost? Yeah. You can't, but maybe the noise would scare it off. I get a cap. Gun cap goes good. This, How do you scared off or. There's no crucifix, man, I don't know garlic. I'm. Holy water. Holy water is good. Yeah.

00;58;42;29 - 00;59;03;03 Unknown All the water. Crucifix. I'm in the movies. Yeah, I believe in that so deeply. Yeah, that shit is super, super. I remember when I was, like, eight years old. I've told the story before, but I remember I was eight years old. I woke up and from the from the floor to the ceiling, it was just like green light that was like spiraling, kind of like it didn't look like DNA.

00;59;03;06 - 00;59;18;04 Unknown And it had like, like, like speckles in it. And I woke up and I was scared as fuck. But I knew in my head that if I walked through it, my life would be different or. Yeah, yeah, you all can laugh. It's okay. But I knew, but I knew if I walked through it, my life would be different.

00;59;18;04 - 00;59;31;21 Unknown Or I could not walk through and my life would say the same. Yeah, these are two, eight, eight. Dude, I know my dad. I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I did it. But but I was like, Michael, don't be a bitch. And I remember saying that and I stood up and I walked through it. Nothing happened.

00;59;31;24 - 00;59;46;19 Unknown And I laid back in the bed and went to sleep. You walk through, walk through it. I'm a man. I was scared of shit. But I knew for some reason I knew like my life would be different. Was it? I guess so, I mean, I'm on a podcast with Dave Blunts right now. Did you hit puberty the next day or something?

00;59;46;19 - 01;00;03;12 Unknown That would be, yeah. And then I started getting hard. I was like, oh shit, it work. Was it a dreamer or we was in a dream or is it real? It was very real. It was very, very real. You know, it was real stinky. Brody Scott molested his only child. I definitely do like. Yeah, he's he's,

01;00;03;14 - 01;00;33;17 Unknown Oh, man, I knew my life would be different after this. The green light was my stepdad. Yeah, after your uncle put some light in. Yeah, yeah, well, with the Snoop shit originally started for him. Just because he's actively online. Fucked until he just posted some shit on his page or something. Yeah. Just posted a video of me because I guess, like, it's crazy because the backstory behind it is, you know, when people, when I first start blowing up people's listening, I'm usually, this is fire.

01;00;33;17 - 01;00;56;26 Unknown But how the fuck is he going to be able to stand and perform and shit? And I'm like, I was thinking that myself. My dad, I above you understand that? Like, oh yeah, that's true. You got oh my. I'm just like, all right, well, I'll cross that thing when it comes to I kept like turning down shows, not only because it was for like small crowds and little amounts of money, but I'm like, yeah, until I figure this out, it's probably best for me not to do shows.

01;00;57;02 - 01;01;13;26 Unknown Yeah. So then I, I figured it out, like, just one day in my room. I'm like a doll. Just bring a chair on stage, and I'll just sit down whenever I need to. And then, you know, everybody in my team was like, nah, that's not a good idea. Who the fuck is going to come to that?

01;01;13;29 - 01;01;33;23 Unknown And I'm like, I think they will. I think the fans, they will too. Yeah, I think my fans fuck with me, so I think they will. So yeah, I did that shit. It went like viral and, Snoop Dogg reposted it and yeah, man, I just like, yeah. People were like, what the fuck is this? Who would ever come pay to see this and all that?

01;01;33;26 - 01;01;53;27 Unknown And, yeah, bro, now and then, you know, as time went on, I just eventually like, bro, like a fucking couch on stage and shit. Yeah, I'm on it and on the merch and, yeah, people love people. You know, my shows are sold out miles around the corner. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying? And then, you know, when I stand up from the couch, they'd be freaking the fuck out.

01;01;53;27 - 01;02;10;27 Unknown Oh, yeah. That's like the price. Yeah, yeah. So do you do that at the end? The beginning or just throughout? Throughout the hell is every time you stand, there should be some fucking fireworks. Yeah, it's a good idea. That's a good idea. You Hollywood with it. Yes yes I do. Well like. Yeah. Like how EDM and techno. They got the shit lined up.

01;02;10;27 - 01;02;28;11 Unknown You should do that. Yeah, bro. They be going crazy for that shit. And then, you know, just recently, I got rid of the couch. Now I'll be having my chair, but, you know, I'm trying to, I've been standing more on my shows and shit, and, Yeah, it's it's been going pretty good. Do you feel the energy difference?

01;02;28;11 - 01;02;46;07 Unknown Like, I know when you when you you say when you stand up, the energy different, but you're saying you're standing up more with the chair. Like, do you feel the energy difference in you if you're like, kind of like standing. Does it make sense? Yeah, I definitely do. Yeah. They fuck with the shit. Yeah. So but I feel like it's got to be overwhelming at first when all these people are posting about you in the beginning.

01;02;46;07 - 01;03;07;12 Unknown But are you somebody who, like, is like any publicity is good publicity. It doesn't even hurt for real. It's just like, I don't know, it's just like, it just leaves me with more questions. Like, as a grown ass man, like, why are you, like, going on and talking shit about somebody? And then like, I'm a real petty individual, so, like, I'll talk shit back to them.

01;03;07;14 - 01;03;24;26 Unknown Or even if I don't, I'll click their page and see, like, bro, this nigga has like kids seven. You know, you're seventh grade teacher in the morning and you're commenting on my shit like, bro, did you wake your kids up for school? Like, get them some breakfast free, send them out the door. Well, their kids probably listening to you too.

01;03;24;27 - 01;03;44;24 Unknown Yeah. So yeah, probably. You hate me. Yeah. Anytime I get a hate, come. I can look at the profile and then be like, okay, yeah, I understand what's going on here. Like, I would hate my life too if I, if I. Yeah bro. Like that setup or bro. And then my girls see silly bro like I was doing that earlier I was you know she was looking over my shoulder as I was on my phone.

01;03;44;24 - 01;04;00;07 Unknown I was reading a hate comment and I clicked on the news page. I'm like, look at this fucking dude. Look at him. And then she just clicked like on one of the pictures. Why did you do that? But sometimes it's nice because then I don't like shock him, but oh shit, he he did see it. Yeah. I didn't mean to do that shit though.

01;04;00;09 - 01;04;19;15 Unknown That just gives you an answer about him. Niggas. Niggas is so weird. They're like screenshot. Oh, and look at this nigga Dave. Yeah, you see what I'm saying? And she got me into that situation. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. So now how do you deal with it? God damn. God damn. Because because I know, I know, I know part of a diss track on that random dude I had heard.

01;04;19;15 - 01;04;37;18 Unknown Yeah, yeah. This track on your girlfriend. Yeah, I've done that before. Really? Yeah. You dropped a dishrag on your girlfriend or her? Not her. Other girls I've been with in the past. That's so funny. Bitch. You didn't give me a head. Here's 16 bars, bro. That's literally like one of the lines. Are you serious? Yeah. Shut up.

01;04;37;21 - 01;04;53;02 Unknown I swear to God. I swear to God. You need a ghostwriter. You wait. Hold on. What? What? Okay. Can we. Is this. Sorry? Can I hear it? Or, like, can you tell me what the premise on it is? Yeah. The line shit was one. Man, this is like a fucking dude. This is like a oh, this is a crux for me.

01;04;53;02 - 01;05;12;22 Unknown Like, you know what I'm saying? This is, bro. I mean, like, this is. I love that because they always say that, like when you say their names do. Yeah. Government names like to go to. The first time I heard from you was, crying in the kitchen. Yeah. And he just going, oh yeah, just go full name going off and wildly reaching.

01;05;12;25 - 01;05;28;29 Unknown Yeah, man. I mean, I started I was like, you know, I was just, you know, in Iowa at home and my music was getting like Max like 60 plays. So it's like, I mean, nobody's here in this in any way. I'm just going to make this okay. This for me and my friends. And that's what it started as, like an inside joke between me and my friends.

01;05;28;29 - 01;05;46;06 Unknown I would say names of people that we knew and, you know, places in our town, like there's a gay bar called Mary's on Second. I know where I'm from. Yeah. And so it just came an inside joke between me and my friends like, oh, you were Mary's on second highest, nigga. Like, yeah, yeah, I got you on. Mary's on second last weekend.

01;05;46;06 - 01;06;05;04 Unknown So yeah. What was, some of the lines from the district to an ex-girlfriend you had? Oh, man. I mean, I have so many. There's one where I found out, so I kicked this girl out, right? Like she was live with me. I kicked her out, and I kept on, like, finding, you know, like, I don't know if you guys ever live with a girl and she moves out.

01;06;05;05 - 01;06;29;00 Unknown You keep on finding her shit. Yeah. Of course. It's like she's haunting you. So, it was bringing back, like, ghost stories the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's money. Her name. Even after she left. Yeah. Just originally. Okay. Yeah. So I kept finding her shit. And then I found a pill bottle. Oh. For fucking, it was like chlamydia medication, and so,

01;06;29;07 - 01;06;47;05 Unknown Yeah. And it was yours. No, it wasn't. It was mine. It was? Yeah. So she was haunting you even after she left? In a different way? Yeah. I don't I didn't get committed, but she, she. Yeah. That shit. Wow. Yeah. Man, that sounds crazy. So. So I made a song about that. What was, what were some of the lines you said from that?

01;06;47;08 - 01;07;08;00 Unknown I think it was like, even though I. Even though I kicked you out, I can't get rid of you. I found your pills, girl. I know you got chlamydia. That shit is so good. That's a perfect bar right there. Start to finish. Is that a haiku poem right there? Yeah. Thank you. Ready? Chlamydia. How does it get.

01;07;08;05 - 01;07;25;18 Unknown Can't get rid of you. And chlamydia rhymes so well. I'm so good. Yeah. No, it was that. It was really fun making that song. And do you write or you just kind of off the dome of the, you know. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I said, I just go in there and say what's on my mind for a year and do these girls reach like, I don't be like, what the fuck?

01;07;25;18 - 01;07;45;01 Unknown Can you not mention me? Or, like, don't care? Yeah, yeah, yeah they do. I'll be dealing with like, real life repercussions on that shit. But fuck you, you know, because it's like it's never a situation as to where, like, all these situations, these bitches, like, have done me wrong. So it's, like, never positive, you know what I'm saying?

01;07;45;01 - 01;08;00;12 Unknown So it's like, if I'm getting, like, used out of a situation, like, I gotta at least get something out of it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It can't be just chlamydia like you need, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You more than that. You. Yeah. Well, who's the most random person that's caught a stray in one of your songs?

01;08;00;12 - 01;08;21;19 Unknown Like an old teacher? Like a cocker spaniel. Oh, yeah. Like in the Cup song. I talked about Mr. Guernica, who's, just above his, bro. It was my fucking vice principal from when I was in middle school. This, you know, like, no, fuck that dude, bro. He ruined my life, bro. Bro. I got it, bro. Like, I was never,

01;08;21;21 - 01;08;38;02 Unknown I need to be a little petty. This is fine. I was never a bad kid in school, bro. It was just always, you know, a class clown. So I get sent out for, you know, cracking jokes and shit. Sure, which I understand now. I'm a dog. You can have some, you know, fucking black kid in there disrupting the class and shit, but, yeah.

01;08;38;02 - 01;08;58;08 Unknown Thank you. But, but anyway. So. Yeah, then he just. I kept getting kicked out, and he fucking expelled me, bro. Like, I got expelled from the entire school district for being funny. Yeah, just for fucking joke. Oh, yeah. And then, like. Yeah, bro, like I had to go to alternative school there. She was asking, what is that?

01;08;58;09 - 01;09;16;18 Unknown What does that mean? Well, you know, there's no hoes there. Just a bunch of house niggas. But that was clean. That was clean. That's good for cancan, though. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Thank you. That was, that was good. Yeah, that was clean as fuck. So he expelled you? Like, did you get a warning? You suspended first or you.

01;09;16;18 - 01;09;35;04 Unknown Yeah. Just kept getting suspended. He's like the d you got to get the fuck on. And bro, that shit room my mom, like, made me like she just. Bro, she bro. She complained about that shit. And I've never known anybody get expelled from the entire school district here. Like, bro, she still brings that shit up to this day.

01;09;35;06 - 01;09;54;29 Unknown That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, this was just a hard time in life dealing with that alternative school like I was in school. The. So the alternative school was in a fucking drug rehab center. Shut up. I swear to God. And then. So a lot of those kids were just convenient. Yeah. Right. And just start flipping. Yeah, yeah, a lot of those kids got kicked out for like, you know, selling drug, you know, real bad kids.

01;09;54;29 - 01;10;16;16 Unknown Shit. Yeah. So I was like, going to school, like crying and joking. Lean on me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like that she was bro. There was. I, like, a, one of the negative sat next to me, was like, alcoholic. And she was like 12, like that shit, you know, spike losing. But when I went there, that's when I start learning about, you know, drugs and shit.

01;10;16;19 - 01;10;33;09 Unknown So that's not like, you know, started like, really smoking weed and so just doing bad shit. So it's like, yeah, that thing, it ruined my life. You know, getting sent there only made you do worse. Shit. Exactly how the fuck. Yeah. That's like reverse. That's like when I was in college, our frat house was next to an AA.

01;10;33;09 - 01;10;50;16 Unknown Like. Like a halfway house? Yeah. And I'm like, this seems like a to B, I is there, like, yeah. You guys getting royalties off this right. That's hilarious. Do you reach out in the song? Nah. No, I've, I've heard, you know, the I live in a small town. So through the grapevine people with some. Oh bro. He doesn't like that.

01;10;50;16 - 01;11;08;12 Unknown Fuck him. I mean him and and and then like the beef is like generational because. So when I got kicked out of that man it was in sixth grade. And then I had to go today out to the school for the rest of the six, and then seventh and then eighth grade. They let me go back into the school district with a different school.

01;11;08;13 - 01;11;25;26 Unknown Okay. The school I went to was kind of like one of the nicer middle schools and shit. And I went to school with his son and I knew that was his son. But I'm a I'm not going to say nothing to him like it's not. But he came up to me one day. He's like, hey, are you are you, are you Dave on my.

01;11;25;26 - 01;11;40;26 Unknown Yeah. He's like, my dad told me not to talk to you. Oh, fuck you in your bitch ass daddy. You're like, that's what I said to him, like, bro, like fuck. Grab the mic. Yeah. What? You're not even listening to the first thing he told you? Like, why would you come up to me and doing the exact, exact.

01;11;41;00 - 01;12;01;19 Unknown He told you not to do this, and now I'm gonna show you why that's how you are. Fuck that dude to fuck that old bloodline. That's awesome. Yeah. So you think most of the random, most random stray cat is probably your old vice principal? Yeah, that's probably the most random stray. Love that. That sort of thing. Yeah, that was the most random stray.

01;12;01;23 - 01;12;23;28 Unknown Do you think people just try to start beef with you because they want a little bit of clout and then how do you. Probably the answer is yes. I think how you delineate just point can can just like I have to keep going back to that nigga because like bro, he will message me randomly like in the middle of the night, just like he's thinking about you, like, yo, fuck you, or send me some Instagram reel of a fucking fat dude getting on to a bus.

01;12;23;28 - 01;12;42;25 Unknown A this is you like, bro, this thing will see my friends. So yeah, any time I see like a fucking predator catching video on reels, I'll smash it to them. Yeah, they gonna get you one day, nigga. You're saying you're going to be next. You going to be on the posters now? Jake? Jake, you guys friends before all this?

01;12;42;28 - 01;12;58;10 Unknown No, it just happened randomly. Yeah. Just randomly. Yeah, yeah. That's great. He's going to be invited to your wedding. Dude, you guys are going to be friends. That's what my girl be saying. She's like, you love him. It does feel like a middle school. Kind of like the the bully shit where they turn to the best friends, you know?

01;12;58;10 - 01;13;15;11 Unknown Bro, did that make it? Who do you hate more? You the teacher, Guernica, whatever or him? I I'm just saying, Mr. Guernica for sure. He. Yeah, bro. My mom still brings that shit up, bro. Fuck. To this day, relation is annoying. Hey, mom. Just got you your new car. I remember that time you got expelled, you know?

01;13;15;11 - 01;13;33;27 Unknown Right. Okay. Yeah. How did your mom feel about all this? You're declaring all that? You know, she she's very happy for me. She always told me when I, you know, since I was young, that I was, you know, meant to do great things in life. And I was going to be the one to lead our family out of poverty.

01;13;34;00 - 01;13;54;05 Unknown I just thought that was just some average fucking black mom. Single mom. So just hoping. Hey, one of you is going to get us rich. But you have, I have two sisters. One brother or any of them in the business or want to be in the business. No, no, they're all fuck ups. I'm joking. You sold them the drugs in school, hear?

01;13;54;05 - 01;14;11;20 Unknown Yeah, yeah. All because Mr. Guernica. Yeah, yeah. You know what? I hate this guy name. I say, I know that, but, you know, they're not. They're not in the business. You know, they all they all got their own shit going on. Yeah. My teacher's name. Mrs. Peters, if I was a rapper, she would. She would get a song.

01;14;11;22 - 01;14;27;25 Unknown Yeah, well, she tried to fucking not expel me. She tried to hold me back in third grade because I couldn't read, you know, valid. And here's. Yeah, yeah, here's the thing I couldn't read. You know, it's funny to write, but you can't. Regional writing. You're in the booth trying to read your desk, right? Yeah. I'm fucked it. Say you.

01;14;27;27 - 01;14;42;10 Unknown But she tried to ruin my life. She tried to hold me back. And you know, when you're at school, you have all your friends. And if you get held back, you have to, like, reintegrate into a new fucking class. Yeah, yeah. So you they look at you as, like, the old, like, looking dumb ass. Go. Go back. Go my ass.

01;14;42;10 - 01;15;05;01 Unknown I can't fucking read. And I couldn't read. She was right. But let me go, let me go! My mom, you had to come in and just. Just freak the fuck out. And they let me do it. Something similar to that. Because, like, in school and, like high school, I was like, I failed a lot of my classes, so I was, you know, like a fucking sophomore junior taking, like, some freshman classes that I failed and shit.

01;15;05;03 - 01;15;23;07 Unknown And yeah, there will be like, you know, the freshman in there trying to roast how to get on them every time. It got to the point where I had to come into the classroom as soon as I came in, roast the fuck out of everybody and be like, all right, this is cool. Now let me do my let me do my shit and leave me, let me, let me color like you would start out.

01;15;23;13 - 01;15;42;27 Unknown Yeah, yeah. Pretty good one. Pretty good. Yeah. That's. You got to be on ten all the time. That's right bro. You know, in high school I really did, bro. Like. Cause, you know, niggas just think this is an easy road session. No getting on your ass. And I'm, like, going too far. So, like, you don't even think about doing it again.

01;15;42;27 - 01;16;03;10 Unknown And then you're doing other people that. So say, no, don't do this. I'm not him. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's so stressful. It's like you're like. You're like on an episode a while in out your every day. Yeah, bro. And then that's kind of, you know, the approach I take, you know, and you know, the music game because like I said, you know people will try to just, you know, once they, you know, come at you, they'll be like, oh, it's open season from.

01;16;03;12 - 01;16;31;00 Unknown Right. Not for me, you know what I'm saying? Like, no, you gotta I'm, I'm digging up all and I'm doing like, research. Do you know what I'm going into, like Batman? Like research mode, bro. Like, I love training. I'm looking shit up train. First thing I'm typing is, is like, let's just say whoever can't can't, can't, can't, can't can, allegations or controversy I'm type mentioning in Google anything I find if I find anything, I'm in a parking ticket.

01;16;31;01 - 01;16;46;18 Unknown Boom. Yeah, yeah. So you're doing like nada our level recently, so. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's really how you win. I feel like you knew that if you, if you say something that nobody knows because then it stuns them a little bit, I feel like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I think these dudes hire like, literally detectives. I'm not joking.

01;16;46;18 - 01;17;06;27 Unknown You like, they know so much on these beefs. They know so much. It's like you, you have to hire a team. The sarcastic, the I just it's just me. I just go in a search mode, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I see you always posting about crowd surfing. Yeah, when we're doing it. Oh, I'm August 30th, man, at the El Rey Theater.

01;17;06;27 - 01;17;34;23 Unknown Oh, doing it there. Crowd serving August 30th. Sir. I want to be front center. Come, come and catch. Yeah, yeah. Can-Can. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, bro. I'll give it a I'll give it away, too. What I'm saying this is like what you're sitting on. You can keep it on your. That's one nigga you were you mentioned earlier like you people like say shit about you to like get that that's what he has done.

01;17;34;23 - 01;17;49;27 Unknown Like, he just. He's done that now because he knows that if he says something to me that'll refuel it. Got it. He said something. Me? Oh, come on in the studio. I'm. I'm calling you gay one more time. Right? I'm saying, like, you know what I'm saying? So it's like I fall for it. That's what I'm saying. It's like the fear of the platypus.

01;17;49;27 - 01;18;08;12 Unknown So funny, doctor Doofenshmirtz, it's like, damn, this is literally some Tom and Jerry. Yeah, yeah, you got me again. And then you just call your engineer, like in the studio. Now? Yeah, exactly. I had to drop a 16 on this bitch ass shit. Yeah, bro, that's so funny. Yeah. So, August 30th, crowd surfing. Yeah, but you have a plot.

01;18;08;14 - 01;18;26;08 Unknown You have a plan for this? I've been training, man. I've been going to the gym. You know, I've been, you know, training for it and preparing for it for months. And, now's the time I said I would do it, and I got to do it. What does the training look like to prep? I'm just bullshitting, you know?

01;18;26;12 - 01;18;44;06 Unknown And I'm just going to gym. I just bullshit. Don't really do much. Nah, man, I'm in there. Fucking. Yeah, yeah. Lifting weights, you know what I'm saying? Doing the ropes and shit. Hell, yeah. Yeah, man, I'm getting ready. Oh, man, I got to see that. That's kind of saying what's there again? You said October 3rd, August 30th, August 30th, El Rey.

01;18;44;08 - 01;19;03;24 Unknown I'm in town. I'm going to pull up for that. Hell yeah. I should be fire man. There's some questions from people just wrote in France for those. Yeah, we have some, and or some audience questions. Do it. This first one's from Jackson. He says, what's your dream? Blunt rotation. Name three people. Well, Seth Rogan, that's a great one.

01;19;03;27 - 01;19;16;11 Unknown Yeah. Katt Williams oh, these are great balls. Several you get Williams. It,

01;19;16;13 - 01;19;19;08 Unknown Diddy.

01;19;19;10 - 01;19;37;12 Unknown It would be fun. It is hand in hand on the blunt and say, what the fuck really happened? You. That's actually not a bad blunt rotation just to hear what's going on. Oh, yeah. Put him behind bars when he's smoking but like, have in minute. But who's going to hit it after daddy. That's the problem. I'll take one for the team okay.

01;19;37;14 - 01;19;54;01 Unknown For the team. It's in the name. You have to keep the rotation going, man. You have to win. Once I do it, then Seth Rogen to be okay to do it, you think I might as well. I might as well. Yeah. So, yeah. How do you actually a fire ball routine. Okay. You say, listen, all the cameras off of the money trial.

01;19;54;02 - 01;20;18;13 Unknown What the fuck really happened in there? Yeah. Wow. And then hearing Katt Williams commentary on what did he did. Yeah. Seth Rogen in the back might be a Libra. Hell yeah, bro. Hell, yeah. Cause you're not cosigning. You're just like, what the fuck happened out there? Yeah, well, yeah, you know. Oh, you are cosign. Yeah. Do you guys have any that that.

01;20;18;13 - 01;20;47;00 Unknown Yeah. That's great. That's a credible one. Was a nice question. Shane wants to know who's the hottest TV mom. Oh. Like Pixar shit. Is it TV mom or like, cartoon? Either one. Oh, okay. TV mom was TV mom a, fucking the Modern Family. The Mexican girl from Modern Family. Yes. Sofia vergara yeah. Agree.

01;20;47;03 - 01;20;53;29 Unknown Sophie figures from Chile and Sofia. See, I.

01;20;54;02 - 01;21;13;23 Unknown That's a great one. That's huge. You pull up a photo of her? Yeah. Oh hold up. Yo. Oh she's bad. She mentioned her, like helping you with your homework, but I mean, you're you're you get nothing done. I mean, you give me the damn thing. Even if it was your mom, you'd get it. But you don't. You do like.

01;21;13;23 - 01;21;25;04 Unknown I know I'm saying you, but you would get like your friends wanted from. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, what I'm saying, like, if your friends come over and you're all your friends are like, oh, your mom, you're like, oh, I get it, man, I get it. I mean, look at look at his mom.

01;21;25;09 - 01;21;40;01 Unknown You have to understand, you can't even friend that had a hot sister growing up to. They just. They're so dead inside you. Yeah. My sister, she got big rack. Yeah, I know, I get it. Yeah, you just shoot it down. Yeah, I've seen her shots, I get it. Sure. Yeah, they just get it before you doing something for more.

01;21;40;04 - 01;22;10;18 Unknown Got another question? What about animated moms? Anime? What do you talk? Animated moms in an animated. Animated, Marge Simpson? Oh, hell no. Fuck that, cuz I'm always kids. Was her head like that? Wasn't hair like that? Both. Yeah, that's some good, though. Some into a spiral. Right? Then I'm trying to think. Oh, fucking Dexter's mom from Dexter's laboratory.

01;22;10;19 - 01;22;30;06 Unknown Oh! Pull her. Yeah, bring her up. She got some D's or what, bro, a man. Listen, just wait till you see this picture. Now, you. Oh, yeah. She she kind of got a thumper on her too, bro. There's one where she's like, hold on, bro. Bro. Dude, it's. Wait, wait, there's there's one that's like that French Montana line.

01;22;30;07 - 01;22;48;17 Unknown That's the fag part. Ten toes on bro. As of now, you can you can park camomile on his like, there's like one picture where she has like a bikini on, right. 0000. And you know, that's a quick bro. Oh boy. Bro bro. Hold up. You put a couple of small tattoos on her. That's an Echo Park 11. This is hard.

01;22;48;19 - 01;23;07;15 Unknown Yeah. Oh, boy. Whoa, whoa. Goddamn, Dexter! Hold on. What the fuck was you always in the laboratory? What the hell are you doing there? Yeah, exactly. Oh, is that real? Yeah. Oh, wow. Know. Damn, she got that velociraptor build.

01;23;07;17 - 01;23;28;07 Unknown What? These animators have never made, a bitch with no ass, no animators love. Oh, look at that. Oh my God. Oh my God, in the trunk. Freaking. It's like he's been on the computers, man. Her. My blood rotation. Yeah, yeah. That's fire. Wow. Wow. I got homework tonight, dude. All right. What a pool. Last question. Yeah, yeah.

01;23;28;07 - 01;23;58;07 Unknown Sock talk. What's your favorite position? Favorite position? Say doggy? Hell, yes. Pretty effective. I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that doggy. It's pretty effective. Pretty effective. Pretty. So you do describing, like, guns or some shit? Yeah, yeah. Nothing gets the job done. It's pretty effective. You never kill him dead. It's got a nice spray on it.

01;23;58;08 - 01;24;20;11 Unknown Yeah. Pretty effective. Yeah. All right, now we have an anonymous submissions last. This is just something. Just getting some off the chest is is nothing to do with anything. Yeah. Okay. I banged all three of this one. Families, brothers. They all tragically died years later. This is from Can-Can. Yeah. Then you guys catch a quick. We got it.

01;24;20;11 - 01;24;36;19 Unknown We go. Yeah. I'm not sure if it's a rapper. If it's a vice president. I hate all those people, too. Yeah, and the girl that had the chlamydia pills but didn't give it to you. Where do you see it? Yeah, yeah. She's dead. Hershey was so bad, she couldn't even pass chlamydia. Oh. Here's how wack her vagina was.

01;24;36;19 - 01;24;50;02 Unknown She's actually homeless now, but, yeah, yeah, yeah. For real? Yeah, yeah. Damn, those are powerful. Yeah.

01;24;50;05 - 01;25;08;20 Unknown She went from calling it a whole. Yeah, I think that might be the hardest I've loved. Oh, yeah. She's actually homeless now. Yeah, but dishrag so hard they lose their roof. Yeah. Oh, my God, what do you mean? Did you make her homeless by kicking out of her because you kicked her out? Well, she was homeless before I met her.

01;25;08;20 - 01;25;38;03 Unknown Okay, so it's like, where did you meet her? Under a bridge. Oh, damn. Near, No, bro, I met her on fucking Instagram. Some had internet. Yeah, yeah, she was living in a closet when I met her. Like a do like cancan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There we go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hold on. She's like closet. Well, you know, like, she had people she was living with and she was sleeping on the couch and they were like, bitch, we want to watch the game.

01;25;38;05 - 01;25;57;04 Unknown You got fucking. Yeah, I will said I would get a good sleep in a closet. There's no windows. It's nice to watch the game. And then Harry Potter mode, you know, saying yes. Yeah. I sent her ass under the stairs here and there. So how did you meet her? You were looking for a shirt one day or. Yeah.

01;25;57;04 - 01;26;17;19 Unknown Yeah, I was looking for a shirt. Hold up like a hose in here. Yeah. There's fucking. This Christmas presents cancan and. Oh. It's good. Yeah. Yeah. So this is a Harry Potter movie. We started. We started talking. I just try to be awesome. Captain save. Oh, shit. Yeah. Cause, moving on, new York City. I got a walk in closet, bitch.

01;26;17;25 - 01;26;40;19 Unknown Yeah, yeah. She's like, that's actually. Yeah, I actually do work. And then. So she moves in, you guys start. You know, it was just. It was just some bullshit. She was just like, she'd be gone for days at a time and all types of weird shit. She's like a cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And I end up kicking like she was just not respecting my house rules, and she was peeing in the corner and stuff.

01;26;40;19 - 01;27;00;15 Unknown Yeah. Time. Shit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like you're not in the closet anymore. Yeah, right. Right, right. Start acting like this is a window. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Then so they kicked out. Then she just didn't try to find another closet. She just straight. I mean, she's just like, fucking Eric Bana at the end of Incredible Hulk, man.

01;27;00;15 - 01;27;26;09 Unknown She's just fucking hitchhiking with sad music in the background. Damn, dude. Her Zillow is Wayfair. Yeah. Yeah. We'll work for closet. Yeah, we'll work for closets. Oh, my God, that's funny as shit. I mean, it's not funny, but it's funny. No, it's pretty funny. I like yeah I, you know, that's. Yeah, it's it's hilarious to me. The stories I don't feel bad at all.

01;27;26;11 - 01;27;44;28 Unknown Don't fuck with they blow up, you know, homeless or in a distressed or homeless and in a distraction. Right. Wow. Yeah. To be on. I love when rappers have interludes. Can I, can I be on an interlude or like when I'm working on my album? I was looking for people to do like, skits on it. Yeah, let's do it.

01;27;45;00 - 01;28;01;00 Unknown Let's do it. Yeah. Because drew, she's on the Bieber one. I'm like, that's sort of funny. I know that cameo. Yeah, obviously I'll read anything except the song you wrote for Kanye, but. Oh yeah. Right. Yeah, I'll read it. Which one? Yeah. Yeah, I'll read the one about the cousin sucking day. Oh, you already died. Whoa. That was just a good one.

01;28;01;00 - 01;28;15;23 Unknown Yeah, that was me. Were you the cousin? No I wasn't oh, wait, wait. Hold it. Wait. So he told you the story or you're. Yeah, he told me the story. And then, you know, at first I'm like, I don't know if I could do that. Make a song about that, but I'm like. And where you guys fuck it?

01;28;15;25 - 01;28;38;13 Unknown Yeah, yeah, yeah. Were you guys, like, switch around the octave or, like, should we do cousin? Hey, are you like, dude. No, I just, I made the song and then they sent it to him. He's like. He his words exactly was. Thank you. I feel man, he he made like a pun. It was like a coming joke.

01;28;38;13 - 01;28;54;13 Unknown He's like, thank you for. I feel such a release. Pause. Yeah, yeah. He seems like he's lowkey funny. He's bro. He's he's so funny. I'ma tell y'all some shit off camera. I can't tell you on camera. Can you tell us the last text you sent you the one. Get out of here. The last six he sent me. I can,

01;28;54;15 - 01;29;21;07 Unknown Is it an English or German? It's. It's actually hieroglyphics. Let me see. It was the last thing he said. Me. Brother. Homeless thing. Oh, my God, it's so funny. I'm sweating like, oh, I made this song, called League of Legends. Yeah, and there's a fucking bar at the end of it. Like where I said, I'm playing League of Legends with my nerd bitch, and, I've never I didn't.

01;29;21;07 - 01;29;37;18 Unknown That's the only time I referenced League Legends in the song. And I'm like, okay, we'll just name it that. And then I sent it to him. You sent a bunch of fire emojis, and then he sent me screenshots of him, like looking on Google of what League of Legends is. He's like doing my research. I'm like, don't play that game as it sucks.

01;29;37;21 - 01;30;02;02 Unknown And then he fucking exclamation point reacted to the message. That's hilarious. All right, before last, let's last question. I'm just curious, what's your favorite line you've ever said? Or one you're like that or like one that like get slapped on or you say your favorite thing. You said, bro, there's one. Oh,

01;30;02;04 - 01;30;21;17 Unknown Yeah, I got a few of them, I got, I got me three, so. Okay. Gen, don't help me. Just put me in a trance. I'm talking about euphoria. I'm not talking about a man. Right? Oh, dude, that's always right. That's crazy. I mean, I know you're a professional rapper, but I'm like, where does he go? Wizards of.

01;30;21;18 - 01;30;49;22 Unknown Oh, yeah. Holy shit. And then there was one. I have this song called, Bundle of Sticks. Yeah. I think I know where this is going. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah. And, well, out of this ago, it was just like. It was like, I was just stuck online. I slept on the floor. I, I have a mattress, and I walk around with a bundle of sticks, so I guess you could say I'm.

01;30;49;24 - 01;31;16;28 Unknown Yup yup yup yup. That's great man. Thank you for your love is fucking incredible. That's wow. They blunts they use for coming on. I mean just 30th. Oh Ray I want to be there. I want to stage. Oh. I said you guys ever seen How to Train your dragon? Yeah. And the name of the dragon there is is toothless.

01;31;17;01 - 01;31;38;01 Unknown So I said, Oh, this is gonna be good. I got hit from a toothless bitch. So I guess you can say my dragon is trained. Jesus Christ, man, I mean, like, I don't get it. My brain does not work like that. That's too good. Yeah, that on page is bullshit. I mean, that's not even. But but it's funny in this far.

01;31;38;04 - 01;32;02;09 Unknown But that's what I love about like, it's it's a joke and it's so fucking boring because you get the reference. You're like, Holy shit, you have a writer living. You're like, no one's going to fucking get this. But it's like for you, it's like, yeah, yeah, I yeah, like I think in, in another song, I said, ready for War, like General Grievous.

01;32;02;11 - 01;32;22;09 Unknown Shit. Sound sword. Yeah, yeah. And then there is a bunch of it. That's why I don't like Star Wars, because there's a bunch of fucking nerds in the comments. Whoa. Actually. Oh. Oh. Revenge of the Sith. Actually, Obi-Wan spared General Grievous, but I'll allow it. Oh, wow. It goes. I'll never forget that. Coming. Oh, yeah. Thank you for a loud thank you.

01;32;22;09 - 01;32;40;13 Unknown Just like bitch. Check my new discord. Yeah, yeah. This track on this thing is a Star Wars bitch. Yeah. Star wars. Wow. Yeah. You ever look@lyrics.com? Whatever the fuck that website is you like? That's not what that fucking means. Yeah. Where do they get. Oh, okay. They begin a lot of shit wrong on here. Have you done a genius century?

01;32;40;19 - 01;32;54;18 Unknown No I haven't, I would love to see that. Where you break these down. Yeah, especially when you break down like the vice. But then when you talk about the homeless or the vice principal, you're like, this is actually for, homeless woman. You you genius. Hit him up. Please do it. Dave Blunt's August 30th El Rey Theater.

01;32;54;18 - 01;34;28;28 Unknown Loss. Stage diving. Pull up. I'm going to train to. I'm going to train my dragon. Toothless. You're right. Yep. Yeah, guys, I said, man, thank you so much for watching and listening. Sniff socks. Dave Blunt's, And that is it. We love you guys. Big old dick. Yeah. True.