<v Speaker 1>Jaredy, Katie and Josh mix one hundred guys, all the

<v Speaker 1>families back together again. We missed you, did you you

<v Speaker 1>have glol?

<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. It's nice you. Thanks for holding

<v Speaker 2>down the fort. Yeah, at do you have a good time.

<v Speaker 1>I wandered into the kitchen yesterday and the microwave wasn't open.

<v Speaker 1>I was like, there's so many things that just made

<v Speaker 1>me think of you. Well. I walked throughout the station

<v Speaker 1>yesterday like, oh, Jer's on here.

<v Speaker 2>Everything makes me think of you.

<v Speaker 1>We did all right, I thought, Josh and I pulled

<v Speaker 1>off a great show. We had a lot of listeners

<v Speaker 1>call in and text and.

<v Speaker 2>Wish you well. That's nice. So you know what we

<v Speaker 2>made it through.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was weird short notice because yeah, I woke

<v Speaker 3>up yesterday and just could not open my right eye.

<v Speaker 3>I mean it was like glued shot and I thought

<v Speaker 3>I had pink eye or something. But you know, upon

<v Speaker 3>further investigation the past couple days, I've been kind of

<v Speaker 3>getting that feeling about a sty you know, like a

<v Speaker 3>stynd or your or whatever. And it was the top

<v Speaker 3>one and it it swelled up so big and it

<v Speaker 3>was just like.

<v Speaker 2>Squishing my eyeball.

<v Speaker 3>I couldn't see anything, could barely open it, and I

<v Speaker 3>rolled out of bed.

<v Speaker 2>Yesterday morning.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, there's no way, hell I'm going to

<v Speaker 3>work because this mama Jim hurts. So you know, did

<v Speaker 3>the hot compresses and you know, got the gel for

<v Speaker 3>it and the drops, and I'm feeling better today.

<v Speaker 2>Good. I was a little upset yesterday because.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, of all times when we do have

<v Speaker 3>our happy hour this week, this Friday, people.

<v Speaker 2>Are gonna come rolling in and I look like the

<v Speaker 2>dude from the Goony a stroke victim. You know, I

<v Speaker 2>looked really really bad, But it feels better today.

<v Speaker 3>I brought my drops with me, so maybe later I'll

<v Speaker 3>lay on the floor and I'll let you put drops

<v Speaker 3>in my eye.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, there we go, let's do it.

<v Speaker 1>You know. The craziest thing is you went to the

<v Speaker 1>doctor for your finger.

<v Speaker 2>I did.

<v Speaker 1>Came out with your face all busted.

<v Speaker 2>I know right what happened.

<v Speaker 3>And I got my flu shot while I was there too,

<v Speaker 3>and I've never had a reaction to that, so I

<v Speaker 3>was like, did I just have a reaction to the

<v Speaker 3>flu shot? And then they put me on some meds

<v Speaker 3>for my finger, and I was like, oh my god,

<v Speaker 3>I'm I having a reaction because of those meds. But

<v Speaker 3>you know, the way things are looking today, it's starting

<v Speaker 3>to go down. It's starting to feel better my eye,

<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, it's a sty Yeah, totally a sty.

<v Speaker 2>But my finger, that's a whole nother story. My god.

<v Speaker 3>I went in because he has a listener texted in

<v Speaker 3>and scared the Bejesus out of me, basically saying that

<v Speaker 3>I have a bacteria infection in my finger and it's

<v Speaker 3>gonna go into my blood. I'm gonna get sepsis and die.

<v Speaker 3>So I was like, all right, I'm gonna go ahead

<v Speaker 3>and go in. Unfortunately, my main doctor wasn't there on that.

<v Speaker 2>Would have been wednesdaysday.

<v Speaker 3>When I went in, I had to see the PA

<v Speaker 3>who everyone was like, Oh, she's been here twenty years.

<v Speaker 3>She's great, she's fantastic. She looked at my finger goes,

<v Speaker 3>I have no idea what's wrong with you? She just

<v Speaker 3>was like ohh And then I like pulled up stuff

<v Speaker 3>on my phone and I was showing her things like

<v Speaker 3>do you think it's this? Do you think it's this?

<v Speaker 3>Do you think it's you know, I don't even know.

<v Speaker 3>I really don't know she's like squeezing it.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, boy, it is Wolle, isn't it. I'm like, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>I'm here.

<v Speaker 3>So she's like, I'm gonna go ahead and already up

<v Speaker 3>an ultrasound. So she did that after twenty minutes of

<v Speaker 3>trying to find on the computer where to put in

<v Speaker 3>that I need an ultrasound because my doctor's office right

<v Speaker 3>down the hall is like an imaging unit so he

<v Speaker 3>can get X rays and ultrasounds and MRIs and all

<v Speaker 3>sorts of stuff. So I walked down the hall and

<v Speaker 3>gave them my little piece of paper and then I

<v Speaker 3>sat there in the waiting room for the next ten

<v Speaker 3>minutes listening to them call my pa back at the

<v Speaker 3>doctor's office, wondering.

<v Speaker 2>What the hell they were doing because all the paperwork

<v Speaker 2>was wrong. Oh my god.

<v Speaker 3>They're like, is this for attendance? Is this bacteria? Is

<v Speaker 3>this skeletal? Is it muscular? Like she didn't put in

<v Speaker 3>anything of what I needed to get down on my.

<v Speaker 2>Finger, I feel confident.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow, boy, this is going to be

<v Speaker 3>three hundred dollars out the window.

<v Speaker 2>When it's all said, They're like, so take off your

<v Speaker 2>shoe or X raying your foot you're like, what, I

<v Speaker 2>think you're pregnant. Actually, So they finally got it booked.

<v Speaker 3>I had to come back like an hour later to

<v Speaker 3>get it done, and the sweet ultrasoundtech was like, I

<v Speaker 3>don't really know what I'm looking for. She's like, I'm

<v Speaker 3>just gonna go ahead and cover your entire palm and

<v Speaker 3>finger and everything.

<v Speaker 2>And then she made it weird because you're.

<v Speaker 3>Laying there in the bed, you know, kind of propped up,

<v Speaker 3>and she drapes a towel over my crutch, a little

<v Speaker 3>baby towel, like right, I mean right there over my crotch,

<v Speaker 3>the perfect size, and then she goes put your hand there,

<v Speaker 3>face up, and I'm like, so I've got my palm

<v Speaker 3>face up on my crotch. And then she squirts the

<v Speaker 3>loube all over my hand, all right, and then so

<v Speaker 3>I'm there, I am with a loopy hand on my

<v Speaker 3>crutch and then taking the lawn and going up and

<v Speaker 3>down my hand with the warm loube on my crotch.

<v Speaker 2>And I will say she's a pretty girl too. She

<v Speaker 2>crushed it. It was just like, you know, dead puppies,

<v Speaker 2>dead puppies, dead puppies. I think I'm sexy, sexy.

<v Speaker 3>It was the entire time. But you know, with those

<v Speaker 3>people too. I was like, did you find anything. She's like, yeah,

<v Speaker 3>I can't say. She's like, I can't tell you if

<v Speaker 3>I found anything.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, come on, it's like anything. We just

<v Speaker 2>wanted to anything. I mean, just blink twice if you something.

<v Speaker 2>But no, no, she she wouldn't tell me anything. So

<v Speaker 2>still wait, I'm still waiting.

<v Speaker 3>If I don't hear anything by the end of the

<v Speaker 3>show today, I'm gonna go ahead and give them a call.

<v Speaker 2>The PA, the oblivious pa.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, Hey, did anybody have a chance to look at

<v Speaker 3>that ultrasound?

<v Speaker 2>How does it feel though? Is it the same? Like

<v Speaker 2>nothing's changed?

<v Speaker 3>Well, the weirdest thing is is I still have all

<v Speaker 3>that loob all over my hand and that was on

<v Speaker 3>Thursday afternoon.

<v Speaker 2>Different though, you put that on yourself.

<v Speaker 3>Who wants a high five? Anyone want a high five?

<v Speaker 3>Slippery handshake? I'm your guy.