<v Speaker 1>Ja Kadi and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>I said something to the effect of what is going

<v Speaker 2>to be keeping you out of heaven? Like, what do

<v Speaker 2>you do that's going to keep you out of heaven?

<v Speaker 2>And what was the one I put on there? Oh,

<v Speaker 2>that I take the stack of napkins from a fast

<v Speaker 2>food place, like I take far too many napolis when

<v Speaker 2>I leave, and I put them in the you know,

<v Speaker 2>the glove box in case there's a spill or a

<v Speaker 2>kid in the car has to blow their nose.

<v Speaker 3>Whatever.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now that I rethink it, I think it's this

<v Speaker 2>because what I do is if we're at a hotel,

<v Speaker 2>I you know, they got the cleaning carts out there

<v Speaker 2>in the hallways. Yeah, every time we walk by, I

<v Speaker 2>take stuff off of it, whether it's like a roller,

<v Speaker 2>toilet paper or more towels, another, you know, a few washcloths,

<v Speaker 2>just so we have them, you know, because I don't

<v Speaker 2>like people coming in the room, so I take stuff

<v Speaker 2>off of there. So with my logic, with Jair logic,

<v Speaker 2>they don't know that I took a stack of extra five,

<v Speaker 2>you know, washcloths. So what I do is when we

<v Speaker 2>pack to go home and I'm putting my shoes and

<v Speaker 2>stuff in my bag. I wrap them in those towels

<v Speaker 2>that I took, essentially the washed plaza, the handtels, so

<v Speaker 2>I don't want to get my shoes all over my clothes.

<v Speaker 2>Then you've walked around who knows where, So I wrap

<v Speaker 2>up my shoes in those towels.

<v Speaker 1>You really do steal the towel.

<v Speaker 2>When we get home, Nicole gives me, you know what, Oh,

<v Speaker 2>you did it again.

<v Speaker 1>You did it.

<v Speaker 2>You're going to hell.

<v Speaker 1>Stop stealing the towel.

<v Speaker 2>I wrap my shoes in the towel.

<v Speaker 3>You know what's funny about that is for years, my

<v Speaker 3>family stays at one hotel and we go there all

<v Speaker 3>the time, and I love it. And they always have

<v Speaker 3>really really nice robes and I have take it, eighteen

<v Speaker 3>of them and I have taken them and I love

<v Speaker 3>them so much, and.

<v Speaker 1>We have eighteen robes.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's that's not that's an exaggeration, but I

<v Speaker 3>have a lot of robes from this one particular hotel.

<v Speaker 3>And I didn't know that if they do that, if

<v Speaker 3>you take it, they're noticing. And I was a younger

<v Speaker 3>kid when I was taking them. They're noticing, and they're

<v Speaker 3>billing my parents and they finally brought it up to

<v Speaker 3>me and they were like, hey, are you like taking

<v Speaker 3>these or what's going on? Because we're getting these extra charges.

<v Speaker 2>And I was like, Mom, that's why you got to

<v Speaker 2>take them off the cart in the hall when nobody

<v Speaker 2>is around you.

<v Speaker 1>They have no idea.

<v Speaker 2>That's the robes on the car line. That's I don't know,

<v Speaker 2>that's the trick though. But you got to take stuff

<v Speaker 2>off the cart when you're just walking by. That's brilliant morning.

<v Speaker 2>When they're out there cleaning and getting things done, you

<v Speaker 2>run over and grab them and run back.

<v Speaker 1>That is a power move.

<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm not going to have it.

<v Speaker 1>Do you want to hear what? This is? Actually kind

<v Speaker 1>of bad honestly, and I felt bad for it for

<v Speaker 1>many years. I want you to know. But when I

<v Speaker 1>worked at an old radio job, the vending machine, right,

<v Speaker 1>the gum that is in the very bottom of the

<v Speaker 1>vending machine, you know where it spits it out, right,

<v Speaker 1>like the shirts and the gum and the life savers

<v Speaker 1>and whatnot, Well they do like they have all that

<v Speaker 1>stuff on the bottom. I worked at this old radio station,

<v Speaker 1>I found out because I used to go and grab

<v Speaker 1>gum from there quite often. I did a lot of

<v Speaker 1>late nights and so I would like to chew gum

<v Speaker 1>to stay awake. And I went over there and the

<v Speaker 1>machine took my money once, and I was like the heck.

<v Speaker 1>So I was like, well, I'm gonna see if I

<v Speaker 1>can just and I totally could. Like for whatever reason,

<v Speaker 1>the little door that opens and that's where the stuff

<v Speaker 1>falls and you go in and grab it. It totally

<v Speaker 1>kicked all the way back, so there was no stopper right,

<v Speaker 1>so I could flap it up and I could reach

<v Speaker 1>my hand in there and grab whatever I wanted you

<v Speaker 1>taking the sir, and I didn't. And I thought it

<v Speaker 1>was such a neat thing, like I was showing people

<v Speaker 1>like show and tell, you want to see what I

<v Speaker 1>can do with the menu machine. I can totally stick

<v Speaker 1>my hand up there and do this and grab some gum.

<v Speaker 1>And I did that until somebody told me, you know

<v Speaker 1>you're stealing, right.

<v Speaker 3>No.

<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a fun trick. I could tell.

<v Speaker 2>The entire night.

<v Speaker 1>I got friends gum, I got everybody gum. I'm like,

<v Speaker 1>you need some gum.

<v Speaker 3>I got you.

<v Speaker 2>Let me get in here, watch this.

<v Speaker 1>Let me get you some gum.

<v Speaker 3>Put the most expensive stuff on the top, though I couldn't.

<v Speaker 2>Got to shake it.

<v Speaker 1>The very most I could grab the donuts if I

<v Speaker 1>really tried, I had to like lay on the floor

<v Speaker 1>and can't get up there.

<v Speaker 2>So you put too many of those out and your

<v Speaker 2>arm got fat, and then you couldn't do it anymore.

<v Speaker 1>And then all I could think of is me one

<v Speaker 1>day actually getting stuck and then finding me with my

<v Speaker 1>arms stuck.

<v Speaker 3>In the dead.

<v Speaker 2>But it falls over on.

<v Speaker 1>You, like when that person told me, you know, you're stealing, right,

<v Speaker 1>Like I would just start like putting money in the

<v Speaker 1>vending machine and walking away, like I paid the vending

<v Speaker 1>machine back because I felt so bad about it after

<v Speaker 1>I was stealing, because I just thought I was doing

<v Speaker 1>a fun trick. But I think about that often, like,

<v Speaker 1>oh man, I hope that wasn't enough to kick me

<v Speaker 1>out of the good spot.

<v Speaker 2>You know, we can't do that here because we've got

<v Speaker 2>a camera over our vending machine here, so don't you

<v Speaker 2>try your trickery.

<v Speaker 1>This is way before cameras, so there was no cameras

<v Speaker 1>in the build, you know, But I felt really bad.

<v Speaker 3>I feel that too.

<v Speaker 2>One of these days I'm gonna go walking into a

<v Speaker 2>hall day in with a stack of about forty wash cloths.

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hand them over.

<v Speaker 1>In my bad these belong to you.

<v Speaker 2>An a pack of gum and a roller search for you.

<v Speaker 2>There you go, You got those for me