[SPEAKER_00]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

[SPEAKER_08]: I had to get that game and now he'll be a quiet with us.

[SPEAKER_08]: We will start the show.

[SPEAKER_06]: T. M. O. W. S. Classic.

[SPEAKER_06]: Friday, flashback.

[SPEAKER_06]: Trash, why?

[SPEAKER_06]: Brassled.

[SPEAKER_06]: Just runnin' back and forth and back and forth.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I was telling Carla the last night that this house that I live in up here.

[SPEAKER_06]: When I walk around, I'm like a ballerina because I'm avoiding furniture all the time because it's teeny and everything's kind of jammed in.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you know, spying out.

[SPEAKER_06]: And we had us again, and so we've got a table that has a leaf in it down in the kitchen, and we kind of spread out the table all the way like into the main room, and we haven't put it back together yet.

[SPEAKER_06]: In fact, we haven't done a lot.

[SPEAKER_06]: The balloons are not taken down from my, yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: My young son's birthday.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why say why rush it?

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean balloons make things fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and balloons traditionally are left up.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's no idea of just taking everything off before the balloons lose helium and they all followed the ground.

[SPEAKER_06]: These were not helium balloons.

[SPEAKER_06]: These were hand blown.

[SPEAKER_06]: Handblown by the way, which was a really, that's the way we used to advertise dorms in the American University.

[SPEAKER_06]: Stop, you did it?

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what I'm talking about.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'll come on.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's wrong with me.

[SPEAKER_06]: A lot of distance from there this time.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: Why didn't I print that out?

[SPEAKER_06]: Old Mary, so you were talking amongst yourselves.

[SPEAKER_05]: How they're going to lose it?

[SPEAKER_05]: Like how they're going to lose it?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's Maddie.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can you imagine a fully virtual semester?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I would have been so pissed off.

[SPEAKER_02]: the whole point of college is to go out in party.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there you go.

[SPEAKER_02]: How you're going to do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's just depressing.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel so bad for them.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's go to the zoom.

[SPEAKER_04]: Happy our maggies.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let's do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's do it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Let's do it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Maggie's the home of the hand blown balloons.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_06]: hand-blown balloon by the way, and talk a lot.

[SPEAKER_06]: It was a great party and, you know, it was nice.

[SPEAKER_06]: He got a, his gammie sent him a battleship.

[SPEAKER_05]: He got a really suit.

[SPEAKER_06]: He got a World War I suit.

[SPEAKER_06]: He got, uh, what a canister of mustard gas.

[SPEAKER_06]: It was a great party.

[SPEAKER_06]: He got fake grenades.

[SPEAKER_06]: We went all the way, you know what, my mind is what we'll talk about this in the beginning of the show because it had on my show prep for a couple of days now.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, thank you.

[SPEAKER_06]: Should I be worried at this military obsession?

[SPEAKER_04]: I know I played army when I was a boy in his father's footsteps.

[SPEAKER_04]: He sees you he sees you watching these docks.

[SPEAKER_04]: right and reading like this must be important in history is important this is this is quite to the departure though from I would say three year old Mike now allowed to be like playing with guns to hey don't forget your grenades

[SPEAKER_06]: because I'm asking you honestly, I'm asking you honestly about whether or not this is this upset.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think it's an obsession.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think like for example, he had his buddy, Colton come over yesterday.

[SPEAKER_06]: They're both in his military uniforms that he got.

[SPEAKER_06]: He got like a shot.

[SPEAKER_05]: You are going to say they're both in the militia.

[SPEAKER_05]: They're both in it and they're going out there and they're running around the yard and they're playing on me.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have to think about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Think about like from the outside looking in.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have a friend who's a colonel that comes in stays with you guys.

[SPEAKER_04]: You love World War II history.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like your history buff when it comes to that.

[SPEAKER_04]: You enjoy educating your son about the facts.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, no, they weren't Nazis yet, Michael, but they were still bad during that time during World War one.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, that's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is point.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're falling on this.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm fostering the the obsession with the subconsciously.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, well, I say even outside of that that's so that's it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Even outside of that when I was growing up that one that might be right That might be true

[SPEAKER_05]: But even if you don't, even if you take that as an outlier, when I was growing up, I was not allowed to have toy guns.

[SPEAKER_05]: It just wasn't what we did.

[SPEAKER_05]: And even then, now you want to go out and get them a halitzer.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah, we didn't want to run anyways.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, no, but I'm saying that when we played, we played, you know, army or whatever, you find a stick that looked like a gun and you pretended it was a gun.

[SPEAKER_05]: You say in the foxhole.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I mean, I'm interested in world history, but I mean, I don't obsess, I'm not like Tony Soprano, where the only thing I watch is the history channel and watch World War II about how it's been.

[SPEAKER_06]: I read two books out of the last two, I'll ask three books I've read, two of them have involved, you know, the bad people in world.

[SPEAKER_04]: But he also sees your esteem and respect for the colonel.

[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't know, you know, what don't call them colonel too.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I want to say, like, why wouldn't he say really?

[SPEAKER_04]: That's cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: You would buy into all of that, which is great, which is fine.

[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, not a bad thing overall.

[SPEAKER_04]: But if you're wondering where it comes from, what stems from?

[SPEAKER_04]: How does you know what, which tanks are, which tanks?

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I tell him, okay, but he asked me.

[SPEAKER_06]: He said, what kind of tank is this?

[SPEAKER_06]: It's a Sherman tank.

[SPEAKER_06]: So what's that?

[SPEAKER_06]: Panzers, but they were better than the Sherman tanks, because they had thicker armor, but I think you could do damage to them underneath.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's asking the questions, I mean, I'm answering the call.

[SPEAKER_06]: But all ships, that, that's a destroyer.

[SPEAKER_06]: What ship is that?

[SPEAKER_06]: It's a battleship.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's got a toy battleship, and we're gonna play with it in the pond.

[SPEAKER_06]: All kids might have fun.

[SPEAKER_06]: Highlighters, he's ready to go out and look at him.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like it's coloring is different in that light.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it looks like a bond dog.

[SPEAKER_05]: The lighting is different because we've started a half hour early It'll change.

[SPEAKER_05]: You'll look.

[SPEAKER_05]: He'll look normal at about nine fifteen.

[SPEAKER_05]: The the kids fascination with the army and also police I think it's because we instill authority into children to respect authority and I think

[SPEAKER_05]: A lot of kids love the army.

[SPEAKER_05]: They love to play army.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think that Michael is a curious and intelligent kid that takes it to the next level But the basis of liking the army.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's just kids being kids.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, just just quickly if you don't mind on and we'll pat for you.

[SPEAKER_05]: And for a second, he's got a lot of stuff.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's got a lot of stuff.

[SPEAKER_06]: We don't want to drop a Duke right on your floor.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there you go.

[SPEAKER_06]: No need to wear shoes.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's going to go sniff around some plants, you put proper footwear on, you'll focus on the show.

[SPEAKER_05]: How about you focus on me not wearing proper footwear, and then everything will be fine.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is so you are of the so-called massive, like.

[SPEAKER_06]: There's a lame, whosler feeding your horse.

[SPEAKER_06]: He got a reference, but appreciate.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's got Fred Flintstone feet.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like that's what you have here that are just, uh, I mean, well, if I did night fall down, look what they have to support.

[SPEAKER_06]: Do you choose anywhere near you right now?

[SPEAKER_05]: I got my books down here.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Where are they?

[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on, they're over here.

[SPEAKER_06]: I just like the tour because I'm craving more of it right now.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Look at his feet.

[SPEAKER_06]: Now he gets a tree.

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[SPEAKER_06]: uh... for those of you that keep track of our uh... hounds uh... i'm in love with wins though uh... uh... uh... total turn on him total turn on you can't not his now his personalities to significant you just can't ignore these just what about your what about your damp mattress

[SPEAKER_06]: The damn mattress we we pray them at night and he's right next to Carlos so he's fine as wine.

[SPEAKER_06]: He might wine a little bit in the morning, but she takes him out in the middle of the night when he has to go like a little baby and I took him out this morning and he's so the crazy in the bedroom the greatest in the bedroom.

[SPEAKER_06]: And he's moving from downstairs because we create them a lot of we go out of the house.

[SPEAKER_06]: We create them because he's still a puppy, but he's a very lovable beginning back to my kid.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't be instead of placing the blame on where, uh, you know, who instilled this.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm not going to dispute that I might be influencing my son.

[SPEAKER_06]: Should I be concerned about all this military stuff?

[SPEAKER_06]: Like the first question today was, dad, uh, when was the Civil War?

[SPEAKER_05]: And I said it was in the 1800s.

[SPEAKER_05]: He said I was, I was very young then, son, so I don't remember.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was cold.

[SPEAKER_06]: We remember that.

[SPEAKER_06]: You say it's history not hate.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just trying to discern from per night.

[SPEAKER_06]: You morons whether or not this obsession or I help the thing or I should just let it pass knowing that it will put I don't here's what I don't want.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is no disrespect on our armed forces.

[SPEAKER_06]: I truly believe that without our men in uniform and our women in uniform, we would have a tough time.

[SPEAKER_06]: Because there are a lot of bad actors on the international stage.

[SPEAKER_06]: However, I personally would not want to see my son go into the military, because of course I want him to be safe.

[SPEAKER_06]: So that's kind of the way I look at it.

[SPEAKER_06]: But if he did that, that would be okay too.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think this is what you should be worried about and I defer to the parents in the audience.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to electrocute my hand now, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Why?

[SPEAKER_04]: Please, thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think that you, and I'm not going to speak for you, but I think what you probably meant to say is that you don't want to foster an unhealthy relationship with what is just playing, but could be perceived as a

[SPEAKER_06]: to be a dog in the Omera house is to have a life of luxury and pampering and just to have a mistress.

[SPEAKER_06]: Mrs. Omera who takes care of the house so well and I get to find these things in my

[SPEAKER_06]: I think it might be like a bull's.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think that looks like the humpback whale or the I think it was a humpback whale.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, maybe a bit of sperm whale sperm whale.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's a shark week Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, and that geos having a bunch of different specials that are all the same from the years of past.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: And this something have like a sperm whale that they're just towing behind a boat that blue sharks get to feed on.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what that looks like.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I mean, and the thing about Frankie, the Chihuahua is the Frankie has no teeth.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's had dental procedures like throughout his 12 years on this planet, and you'll hear him.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and I'm like trying to watch a little tube in the bedroom with my wife, and he's all thumbs.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to stop that.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to stop that.

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I'm talking hours with some more.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, and any point is Carly here.

[SPEAKER_06]: That noise and think you're starting to get intimate with her Just from the distance that you make that noise because the art of seduction that I always have That's your mighty call.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's how I do it.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'll just look over to go

[SPEAKER_05]: My bully sticks are 100% their 100% beef muscle.

[SPEAKER_05]: They contain only one ingredient beef Pizzle.

[SPEAKER_05]: He is easily and so I what I said well, what's Pizzle?

[SPEAKER_05]: Pizzle is an old English word for penis

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, apparently, yeah, a device with a load German pencil.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that is a smell.

[SPEAKER_05]: So bad.

[SPEAKER_05]: Pizzles thing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, all really.

[SPEAKER_05]: Snoop Dogg would refer to it as the pistol.

[SPEAKER_04]: I wonder why it was never called the Pizzlestick.

[SPEAKER_04]: They went south.

[SPEAKER_06]: You think it's a little macabre that they use that?

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, don't they?

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, really when I really think about it.

[SPEAKER_06]: And they really have to use that part.

[SPEAKER_06]: Is that what they after?

[SPEAKER_06]: And I was so soft.

[SPEAKER_05]: We can't just say bull penis stick.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now you can say that I suppose, but I know it's more fun to say, Pizzle, you know the motto down this movie field, Mike, they say, when we use a big, we use everything except the oink.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I mean, there's obviously, this is for something else.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, let's, let's waste no time and dive right into a health update on our guy.

[SPEAKER_06]: We got a lot to unpack.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my God, so much to say.

[SPEAKER_06]: We got so much to unpack today.

[SPEAKER_06]: Let's unpack this.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, before we get to Oscar's health, I have to say this, there's so many littleisms that you have in radio and broadcasting.

[SPEAKER_06]: Unpack means, you know, stuffed and this is just a little peek behind the curtain, especially when you do like a four or five-hour show.

[SPEAKER_06]: beware when you hear a host say something like, we have so much to get to today.

[SPEAKER_06]: That we are, you know, whenever they have to talk about it, they're going the opposite way.

[SPEAKER_06]: They're probably desperate to get phone calls or we have abbreviated our show that we do about a 90 minute show.

[SPEAKER_06]: So it's really never, to be quite honest, we could come in here without the amount of show prep that I do every day and have a fine discussion because the three of us are more than capable of feeling time, flapping our guns.

[SPEAKER_06]: When you hear, man, we're just so overloaded.

[SPEAKER_06]: We are so down even though it's hard.

[SPEAKER_06]: Now when I say I'm behind on time, that's completely legitimate and you know, we throw two guests in the mix where there's a lot going on when you hear that that's when you're really Unpacking a one when you hear it during a show usually it means the host is just trying to sound like they're so scary But they're really probably not just I thought I'd give that one to the audience.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, look, let's be honest.

[SPEAKER_06]: There's nothing going on, but we're gonna do our best

[SPEAKER_06]: that's yeah and honest host you know I wouldn't you love to hear that when you love to hear one of the people that uh that come on and talk about just how great they are come out say I really don't have anything I'm relying on that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Steve Ducey could say it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've heard at least two or three people in my lifetime ever especially during this this pandemic say.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's, especially if it sports freck you out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sports radios.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can't imagine.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing.

[SPEAKER_06]: Been talking to some of my sports sports radios.

[SPEAKER_04]: And this is what's what's the challenge for the junkies.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's great because they did hot talk before sports.

[SPEAKER_04]: For those that have to fain our personality and an opinion, that's when it was hard.

[SPEAKER_06]: But luckily, what's it about certain columnism came from print that have no business being behind a microphone?

[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, like, well, that's what they look.

[SPEAKER_06]: They had regular radio guys when we got blown out of WJFK and then they peppered these guys with jocks and print writers who just didn't last.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's hard to do.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's hard to pair it up and then they, and then the week, and the thread bear showed through and it's sad because it's tough enough, it, in, in most cases, if you, it's not a knowledge of the sport or a sport, right, or you have it to have an expert, that

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, like one segment of one show that's it have to be able to be an incredible broken personality and a narcissist to be able to sustain this kind of chat because then you can talk all day long or if you go further if you go further there are the ones that would say I'm sorry we didn't get to you calls I'll speak to when the office after the show I

[SPEAKER_06]: if you want to talk about a fewer the best sports guy who in these are the pioneers that uh... you know can be interest was one of the pioneers that uh... started the whole sports talk movement you know and uh... but anyway we could talk about radio forever i want to get i will get uh... you know when i talk about what we have planned today that i only mentioned this to show you what we won't get to today

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, we have talked about Oscars Health, Carlin, I binged an entire television show last night.

[SPEAKER_06]: That was only a four, uh, was a four or five, four episode, I think, but they were still long episodes.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's a lot, uh, my sister and the etiquette of texting.

[SPEAKER_06]: Carly said that I made the family uncomfortable when I was calling my sister out about a texting exchange that we had Yeah, I can't share it with you that life.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's it.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's frustrating Baseball I've got comments on that Carla and another hot car situation with one of God's creatures in the hot car on a hot day I'll be going on in the dark.

[SPEAKER_06]: We've had that on our show prep list for a long time We've never gotten to it and ask you's got a new website that we will love

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, that's how much we have.

[SPEAKER_06]: We're not going to get to all of it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, there's so much to on there.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're like, there's so much to unpack at the end of the day.

[SPEAKER_06]: There's a lot to unpack.

[SPEAKER_06]: Right.

[SPEAKER_06]: So some might be saying right now.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, shut up and get to it.

[SPEAKER_06]: T. M. O. S. Classic.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just having and I think I said this on the show.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just having just normal symptoms that could be anything else.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'd freak you out to even when you're as I guess in form getting a pound of gold right now in the era of COVID would be uh... fracturingly scared of your food shop people terrible I still take my temperature twice a day I feel fine I'm taking my temperature twice a day if I was right

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: So the thermometer's down there right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's a matter of, well, for your mom, I'm on the set.

[SPEAKER_06]: I have a problem.

[SPEAKER_06]: I, and you are.

[SPEAKER_06]: I can tell, but that's okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're a trooper for coming in.

[SPEAKER_06]: I appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_06]: Good.

[SPEAKER_06]: You know, the, here's the thing about the whole COVID deal is that what you say is correct.

[SPEAKER_06]: I cannot, I can only imagine.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think we've all perhaps during this pandemic, even if we haven't gotten sick.

[SPEAKER_06]: at a moment or two or maybe there's a dry throat, maybe there's a little sniffle here in there that will freak you out because you think, is this it?

[SPEAKER_06]: Is this it?

[SPEAKER_06]: That's not a call.

[SPEAKER_06]: You just never know.

[SPEAKER_06]: And when we're out doing, you know, living our lives, it happens right now.

[SPEAKER_06]: And you, let's be honest, on Friday by Friday, you were pretty freaked out.

[SPEAKER_06]: You thought, you were freaked out enough to go get tested.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was freaked out enough that I

[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_06]: Correct.

[SPEAKER_06]: And Maddie's back from Buffalo, right?

[SPEAKER_06]: Boston.

[SPEAKER_06]: Boston.

[SPEAKER_06]: Maddie's back from Boston.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hi, Maddie.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, how are you?

[SPEAKER_06]: And how was the weekend in Boston?

[SPEAKER_02]: It was great.

[SPEAKER_02]: Got to see the fam had a lot of lobster.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was a great time.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sounds like you worked on your fake enthusiasm.

[SPEAKER_02]: I guess not that well, how was the trouble like how do you get on a plane like what's the man What's out like so I wore a three masks a face shield gloves I had hand sanitizer and then wipes to wipe everything down and it seems like I was the only person in the airport who cared Because everybody else just have like one mask on

[SPEAKER_06]: That's, you know, at least one man in your job.

[SPEAKER_06]: You did your job.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did, but nobody would say it.

[SPEAKER_06]: So did anybody give you a hard time with that, uh, with, you know, when Maddie wears the face shield, it's the kind of you see in hospitals.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's the plastic shield across when you said three masks.

[SPEAKER_06]: You had, did you have three layers of paper?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's surgical mask.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then it, I think, a SN 95.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then another surgical mask.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm with it.

[SPEAKER_06]: You know what, Maddie?

[SPEAKER_06]: Seriously, if you feel at all guilty about that, I'm listening to that right now, and I'm saying to myself, responsibility.

[SPEAKER_06]: What a brilliant idea.

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, really to kind of lock it down to make sure none of those particles are coming in to get out of it.

[SPEAKER_06]: If you're going to get on an airplane, I'd be very, I'd look at a Maddie, Massie, and then I'd say that's smart.

[SPEAKER_06]: Then go back and go say, I would say autoimmune has to be autoimmune.

[SPEAKER_06]: So was there anybody else that was even close to what you were doing?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, it really felt like nobody else really cared.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then just like then wearing a mask was like an inconvenient half of them were like below the nose.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, it was just like crazy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was the only one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why are you gonna think down?

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I don't, I'm not even that like anal about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it was like...

[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody that makes you want to do it like you're like I'm gonna wipe everything Yeah, and I flew spirit.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, the people on that flight are even less likely to The spirits of 737's I know that they're 3 on 3.

[SPEAKER_05]: So, uh, was there any We're middle seats empty on the spirit flight

[SPEAKER_02]: No, on both flights, I was assigned a middle seat and then luckily the window seat both times ended up being empty so I just slid over.

[SPEAKER_06]: And there was a space in between you and the expert.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it's so absurd.

[SPEAKER_06]: But I didn't spare it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Didn't spare it in flight 737 during the Spanish flu as well.

[SPEAKER_06]: Ha ha ha ha that was the Holy Spirit, how are we if you want to know like a perfect example of why we are stupid right I know there's an echo the airlines have so much juice with the government they they never should have stopped doing at least the middle seat rule which I think was

[SPEAKER_06]: You know, if you're going to do anything you can do it, then they talk about their hospital great air filters.

[SPEAKER_06]: Doesn't matter if you got sick people in back here in front of you because it's going to come over the seat and get you.

[SPEAKER_06]: But I mean, the thing is why not it that's there's where we are where people have to go in and be terrified because they're not protected on an airplane.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever been out of flight, you know, it might let me ask you this question and Rob.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever been on a flight with no one coughing around you?

[SPEAKER_06]: No.

[SPEAKER_06]: Never in my life, there is always some hacking person that's doing that.

[SPEAKER_06]: And how many people have we always said, you travel and you go, that's it.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_06]: So Matty, it would be a little scary to experience that.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm with you a thousand percent proud of you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that is really, really.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm proud of you.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm proud of you.

[SPEAKER_02]: But thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: More weird looks more smart.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm very proud to have you associated with T.M.OS Classic.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hit that rock in jingle!

[SPEAKER_05]: Stop it!

[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, this is Scott Shannon, a pro-fessional radio pronounced a cater from New York City.

[SPEAKER_07]: And in the morning, Scott Shannon, Scott Shannon, see you on her day.

[SPEAKER_06]: Good job.

[SPEAKER_06]: And that at the end of the show today, I might have a little song on slash.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I like that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sometimes Mike, I run into a piece of news or copy that makes me want to talk like Scott Shannon.

[SPEAKER_05]: So before I say that, do you know what a milliner is?

[SPEAKER_06]: a millionaire is that a hat maker exactly that was like a guy I got it I got in the first getting no hat makers well he has a beautiful hat with us you know back in the day we had we had milleners and we had blacksmiths when I was just

[SPEAKER_06]: or when I was a child without fighting my left.

[SPEAKER_05]: Coblers.

[SPEAKER_05]: When I was a child.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, coblers.

[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, I want to talk about a Florida milliner named Odilian Ozar.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what he did?

[SPEAKER_05]: What did he do?

[SPEAKER_05]: I want to tell you a little bit about this because this is really funny.

[SPEAKER_03]: This guy has built the world's tallest hat I'm a local artist in the milliner a milliner is a hat maker I've built here the world's tallest hat.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a 18 feet nine inches tall previous record was nine feet nine inches tall It took several weeks to make it.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can't move much if you move.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna fall over

[SPEAKER_03]: people who do things differently are always looked at as an unusual and then when the world comes around to understand them and adapt those things then it become they become visionaries right now I maybe you might think it's a little silly to wear a very tall top hat that in ten years from now this may catch on you may see George Clooney wearing top hat on the runway.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think it's silly to wear a 19 foot tall hat.

[SPEAKER_05]: What do you think, Muggie Boy?

[SPEAKER_04]: You still have your big hat?

[SPEAKER_06]: Melona?

[SPEAKER_06]: I do.

[SPEAKER_06]: My military hat is up in the right-hand corner, but I'm writing my song.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm the fly.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, I do.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: The Utah State representatives did something they should not do.

[SPEAKER_05]: And Mike, I need you to pay just attention because you'll need to do it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm here.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm paying attention.

[SPEAKER_05]: They wrote a rap song about how a bill becomes a law, and they set it to the theme of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air Ice, and they don't care.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's the problem.

[SPEAKER_05]: But here's the way a bill becomes a law.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're tax dollars at work.

[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[SPEAKER_05]: So that's what's going on in Utah.

[SPEAKER_05]: This next thing was briefly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I had to look this up Then the fact that they have so many electorates in Utah and you have so much time to actually produce a video like this Yes, really pisses me off bothers me.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, all the things that aren't being done Why do they have so much time and provo

[SPEAKER_05]: And so me that muggy boy, okay, I think this porters on child abuse this was trending on YouTube yesterday a toddler, but under two looked like maybe two years old wanted to try was sobby Okay, because the parents were eating sushi, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: So they let her taste the was sobby and her reaction I will say is priceless.

[SPEAKER_01]: So try was sobby?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, you want to try it?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, okay

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm happy.

[SPEAKER_08]: Do you want to try it?

[SPEAKER_08]: Smell it.

[UNKNOWN]: Smell it first.

[UNKNOWN]: Whoop!

[SPEAKER_05]: She tastes like a menous-skilled daughter of what saw me, which is bad parenting, but the child reaction of your kids was sobbing for God.

[SPEAKER_05]: And she said, help.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now, here's good news.

[SPEAKER_05]: Kelly says, all help.

[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, go ahead.

[SPEAKER_05]: All of my nerve receptors are dead.

[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm telling you, RIPA.

[SPEAKER_05]: Stop talking.

[SPEAKER_05]: Kelly RIPA supports Ryan Seeker.

[SPEAKER_08]: I just want you to know that you are a privileged to work with.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I adore you.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm speaking on behalf of... Oh, yes, Kelly.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yes, Kelly.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yes.

[SPEAKER_08]: I know.

[SPEAKER_08]: I know what an easy, professional, great person you are.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I feel very, very lucky to work with you each and every day.

[SPEAKER_06]: you are happiness.

[SPEAKER_06]: You are happiness.

[SPEAKER_06]: You are happiness.

[SPEAKER_08]: You are happiness.

[SPEAKER_08]: You are happiness wrapped in chocolate.

[SPEAKER_08]: So there.

[SPEAKER_05]: By the way, happiness wrapped in chocolate is a category on youporn.com.

[SPEAKER_05]: You can check it out.

[SPEAKER_05]: When someone says you are happiness, that means I'm guilty.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think so.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think so.

[SPEAKER_05]: Allegedly.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let us close with this.

[SPEAKER_05]: These are scary times we live in Vladimir Putin has issued an animated

[SPEAKER_05]: presentation showing how they can blow up the United States without being fought by any sort of you know defense missile system.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's anti-balistic.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and he said he said it's absolutely it's useless against the system.

[SPEAKER_05]: Although I doubt it because they didn't show actual footage, they showed an animation of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: So here's the computer animation.

[SPEAKER_05]: Here's the animation that Russia issued yesterday.

[SPEAKER_00]: At last, after 2,000 years of work, the Illudium Q36 explosives space modulate on.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, pardon me again, not, but just what did you do?

[SPEAKER_00]: Let's make him tell it at a record place, didn't go on.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm going to blow it up.

[SPEAKER_06]: where's the collume that was supposed to be an earth shuttering collume so batten down the hatches and be ready for whatever they got that is your magic audio have a good Friday everybody we'd be with one last little thing ladies gentlemen saw Michael Marisho fan page okay from Cameron Huntley uh who wrote

[SPEAKER_06]: I, I will read it to you.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: Over 33 minutes of the mail bag.

[SPEAKER_06]: WTF.

[SPEAKER_06]: The fact is this was not an improvement.

[SPEAKER_06]: So I, uh, I just wanted to say thank you Cameron.

[SPEAKER_06]: That was very, very, very, very kind of you.

[SPEAKER_06]: And then I, I wrote a little thing.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm, I'm really sick of guys named Cameron.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I thought that was a fun reference to the George Brown court and Cameron wrote back to me.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I guess we should have donated to your donuts for the little league then.

[SPEAKER_06]: Because Cameron doesn't get it.

[SPEAKER_06]: So Cameron, this is a song for you.

[SPEAKER_06]: Just for him.

[SPEAKER_06]: Cameron Huntley is a douchebag.

[SPEAKER_06]: Cameron Huntley is a stame.

[SPEAKER_06]: Cameron Huntley is a hammer, Roy.

[SPEAKER_06]: Cameron Huntley has no brain.

[SPEAKER_06]: Cameron Huntley is an ass hat.

[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you very much.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.

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