<v Speaker 1>Jeremy, Katie and Josh in the morning.

<v Speaker 2>Nick one hundred, you.

<v Speaker 3>Want to hear about the grossest thing that you've ever experienced,

<v Speaker 3>the grossest thing you've ever seen, whether it's you, a kid,

<v Speaker 3>something that happened at work. We'll keep it fairly PG,

<v Speaker 3>but yeah, I'd love doing these because you just can't

<v Speaker 3>turn it off, you know.

<v Speaker 4>And there's so many different things that you can talk about,

<v Speaker 4>like the you know, library of things that gross us

<v Speaker 4>out is massive.

<v Speaker 3>Somebody texted in. They didn't put a name on it,

<v Speaker 3>but I'll just read you. The line had to pop

<v Speaker 3>assist on my husband's back and it shot across the room.

<v Speaker 5>See one sentence grost out.

<v Speaker 3>Terry, Matt and Megan hold on for just a second

<v Speaker 3>because I want to kick things off with a couple

<v Speaker 3>stories from Katie Cats.

<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, what you got. Well, here's the thing is,

<v Speaker 5>this was years ago.

<v Speaker 4>This happened is I had a friend come and stay

<v Speaker 4>a couple of days with me over at my house

<v Speaker 4>when I lived in Grand Junction, and she was staying

<v Speaker 4>in this specific room and I just remember when she

<v Speaker 4>came over, I was like, yeah, I've got a fresh

<v Speaker 4>set of sheets on you. I freshened them up. You

<v Speaker 4>should be great set the whole time you're here. And

<v Speaker 4>then after the three days passed, she was leaving and

<v Speaker 4>she said to me, She's like, yeah, I freshened up.

<v Speaker 5>The sheets too, just so you know you're good to go.

<v Speaker 5>Da da da.

<v Speaker 4>And I just kind of looked at her because I

<v Speaker 4>was like, where did you wash the sheets?

<v Speaker 5>You know what I mean, Like those are the washers

<v Speaker 5>in the bathroom.

<v Speaker 4>So I was just super confused as what she meant

<v Speaker 4>as far as washing the sheets, and I finally asked her.

<v Speaker 4>I was like, what did you mean when you said

<v Speaker 4>you freshened the sheets, And she literally told me that

<v Speaker 4>she grabbed the sheets and she did the little shaky

<v Speaker 4>thing you know, where it's like the sheets go in

<v Speaker 4>the air and it's like they fall back down on

<v Speaker 4>the bed. And she thought that that was what people

<v Speaker 4>meant when they said freshening up the sheets.

<v Speaker 5>So she said, even on the commercial, like, that's what.

<v Speaker 4>You see when you see people folding and getting laundry

<v Speaker 4>off of like a line, you see the sheets go

<v Speaker 4>flying in the air.

<v Speaker 5>That's what I saw. She actually watched, That's the funny thing.

<v Speaker 4>So we had this whole conversation about how I was like, well,

<v Speaker 4>what do you like freshening the sheets?

<v Speaker 5>Mean you wash and dry and then put the sheets

<v Speaker 5>back on.

<v Speaker 4>And she was like, oh, I don't do that though,

<v Speaker 4>Like she's like, I get in the shower. She said

<v Speaker 4>that she showers and everything before she gets into bed,

<v Speaker 4>so she never washed her sheets. She said that she

<v Speaker 4>would go months without washing her sheets and then she'd

<v Speaker 4>get a new pair of sheets, and she's like and

<v Speaker 4>then I'd throw them in the washer and I'd use

<v Speaker 4>them when I'd get.

<v Speaker 5>The new pair. But she said she'd go like months

<v Speaker 5>without washing.

<v Speaker 3>Her sheets, discussing there's just an out.

<v Speaker 4>The funny thing is that she was kind of I

<v Speaker 4>don't want to say smelly in a bad way, but

<v Speaker 4>she wore a lot of like lotion and like moisturizing products.

<v Speaker 4>She had a smell to her, you know, And so

<v Speaker 4>I'm like, your bed must just like smell like that petruly.

<v Speaker 5>Kind of thing all the time.

<v Speaker 4>And it just like it has stuck with me that

<v Speaker 4>she told me she never washed her sheets, and I

<v Speaker 4>was just like, that is disgusting.

<v Speaker 3>Literally, and I knew this.

<v Speaker 5>I'm in my whole life, like since childhood. We've been friends,

<v Speaker 5>and so I'm like, your whole your mom.

<v Speaker 4>Told you that's how you freshen sheets, Like it just

<v Speaker 4>blew my entire mind. I could not believe it. But no,

<v Speaker 4>she truly believed that that freshening sheets was just shaking them.

<v Speaker 3>It's like the elementary school they're playing again.

<v Speaker 4>I freshened your sheets, and I just like again, every

<v Speaker 4>time I washed my sheets, I think about that.

<v Speaker 5>Super gross, And so we were talking about that.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, gross, gross, that's the theme right now, gross, the

<v Speaker 4>grossest thing you've ever experienced.

<v Speaker 3>Phone lines are wide open. I got Terry, Matt, Meghan,

<v Speaker 3>and d on the line right now. A ton of

<v Speaker 3>people texting in. We want to talk to you guys.

<v Speaker 3>So if you're texting, call us. It's the same number

<v Speaker 3>three O three six nine one one mix three O

<v Speaker 3>three six nine one sixteen forty nine. We want to

<v Speaker 3>hear about the grossest thing you've ever experienced. Here's Terry

<v Speaker 3>on the line.

<v Speaker 6>Hi, Terry, Hey, good morning.

<v Speaker 3>Good morning. So grosses out a little bit for October.

<v Speaker 7>First here, it's traumatizing for me. For me, it's traumatizing,

<v Speaker 7>and it's only because so there was a there's a

<v Speaker 7>considerable age difference between me and my siblings, so he's

<v Speaker 7>considerably older. And he got drunk and he's like, hey, y'all,

<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna fry some chicken.

<v Speaker 3>Like, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. How did

<v Speaker 3>he sound?

<v Speaker 7>I know that's that's my drunk brother.

<v Speaker 1>Boye y'all.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, he's gonna fry some chicken.

<v Speaker 7>And he's drunk chicken, and he's lay, y'all, come eat,

<v Speaker 7>And so we go and go and eat, and you

<v Speaker 7>take the first bite. He had fried it just enough

<v Speaker 7>to like we flash.

<v Speaker 3>Fried it, and oh god, it's a raw chicken, like

<v Speaker 3>everybody can see it, feel it tasted.

<v Speaker 5>Well, that's sad for you, that fried chicken for you.

<v Speaker 7>Now it's been forty years. I cannot eat anything on

<v Speaker 7>the bone.

<v Speaker 1>Oh that was no way to live, Terry. I play.

<v Speaker 7>I go to Texas Roadhouse and get the six out stryline.

<v Speaker 3>Make sure there's not a bone in there.

<v Speaker 5>That's a sad story.

<v Speaker 3>That is very sad. We're sad for you, Terry. Yeah,

<v Speaker 3>but yeah we feel Yeah, row chicken is n super gross.

<v Speaker 3>At least there wasn't like maggots and stuff in there.

<v Speaker 3>I will tell you, Terry, We've got multiple calls coming

<v Speaker 3>in from people who work in the er and they cut.

<v Speaker 3>They're talking about people coming in with wounds with maggots

<v Speaker 3>in him already. Yeah, how do.

<v Speaker 5>You let it get that far?

<v Speaker 3>Bless their hearts man for dealing with those people. Terry,

<v Speaker 3>thank you so much. We're talking the grossest things you've

<v Speaker 3>ever experienced or seen. Here's Matt, Hi, Matt, welcome to

<v Speaker 3>the show.

<v Speaker 6>Hey, how's it going. That's awesome that you mentioned maggots becau.

<v Speaker 6>I'm going to piggyback off of that.

<v Speaker 3>Okay.

<v Speaker 6>So my story was I was like fourteen or fifteen

<v Speaker 6>at the time, working for a major grocery store that

<v Speaker 6>of the royal descent, you know, not ruled.

<v Speaker 1>By the queen. But you know, we don't need to say.

<v Speaker 8>So.

<v Speaker 6>The trash compactor got plungered.

<v Speaker 1>It's a huge like shoot.

<v Speaker 6>It runs from the roof of the building down to

<v Speaker 6>the floor so it can compact the trash so it's

<v Speaker 6>easier to sure dense it and then throw it out. Well,

<v Speaker 6>they left it plungered, so when you lift the hood

<v Speaker 6>to like safely throw things in it, it was plunged down.

<v Speaker 6>So you were throwing things on like the ceiling of

<v Speaker 6>the plunger.

<v Speaker 3>Right yep.

<v Speaker 6>So when the deli crew cleaned out all their their

<v Speaker 6>window you know, like all their meat, all their eggs

<v Speaker 6>are everything, they threw it in that thinking it was

<v Speaker 6>in the trash compactor. They when they reset it and

<v Speaker 6>it sat up on the roof in the summer for

<v Speaker 6>like four days, they were like, what's that smell? And

<v Speaker 6>so when they finally shut it and then opened the door,

<v Speaker 6>they realized, oh, my gosh, there's all that stuff in there. Yes, me,

<v Speaker 6>like fourteen fifteen, the smallest guy at the time. My

<v Speaker 6>boss is like, guess what you're doing today? So I

<v Speaker 6>had to crawl in it and take out all the

<v Speaker 6>trash hands. Yes, yes, and like one of the bags,

<v Speaker 6>one of the bags ripped, it caught like you know,

<v Speaker 6>like an unfinished bolter or nails, just wet meat, juices,

<v Speaker 6>maggots all over me, like my hair, everything. And then

<v Speaker 6>the kicker of it was my jerk of a boss

<v Speaker 6>at the time. He didn't even give me the day off,

<v Speaker 6>made me work the rest.

<v Speaker 3>Of the day in the has in your hair.

<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes, it was like in my hair, in my clothes,

<v Speaker 6>like maggots still in in my pockets.

<v Speaker 3>I feel like you're gonna cuss. Be careful, don't cuss.

<v Speaker 6>The only thing he caught me that day was like

<v Speaker 6>a sandwich. He was just like, all like, right off

<v Speaker 6>a sandwich for you.

<v Speaker 3>And that's not what you wanted at that time. Is

<v Speaker 3>a sandwich full of deli? Me mad Matt? You win

<v Speaker 3>so far that it?

<v Speaker 6>Oh man, yep, that's my story.

<v Speaker 3>Love it. This is why we're doing it. Happy October, Matt.

<v Speaker 3>Thank you for calling me showing all right?

<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, okay, anything with maggots, anything nasty food

<v Speaker 4>related because I love food so much. Oh yeah, and

<v Speaker 4>I worked in a deli. I know what that smells like,

<v Speaker 4>and it is not good.

<v Speaker 3>Uh uh Megan By, we're all still recovering from that

<v Speaker 3>last story, mate.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, it makes me, you know, wonder a

<v Speaker 1>lot of things.

<v Speaker 3>You know what it makes you want? A roast beef sandwich.

<v Speaker 3>I believe it.

<v Speaker 2>Yah, it's delicious.

<v Speaker 1>Can't wait?

<v Speaker 3>All right, Megan, we're talking the grossest things you've ever experienced.

<v Speaker 3>What's your story?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So you know all you know, we all love

<v Speaker 1>coming home to a clean house, right, It's like awesome,

<v Speaker 1>you're excited especially when you have a house cleaner that

<v Speaker 1>does it for you, and we all love that experience.

<v Speaker 1>And I was cleaning this lovely lady's house as I did,

<v Speaker 1>and one proud moment of a house cleaner is using

<v Speaker 1>that bathroom after you clean it before they get to

<v Speaker 1>and so I did that. Well, this was number two

<v Speaker 1>and unfortunately it didn't go down, and I got stuck

<v Speaker 1>with this problem. And so I called my boss and

<v Speaker 1>I tell her, Hey, this was you the way plunger.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it was me for sure. Oh man, a moment.

<v Speaker 3>Anyway, then what happened?

<v Speaker 1>Like a normal person, right, And I'm going and all

<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, I hear this rushing water in a

<v Speaker 1>kitchen and I run out there and I'm like, what

<v Speaker 1>is going on? I'm looking and I can't get it

<v Speaker 1>to stop.

<v Speaker 6>Whatever.

<v Speaker 1>I got to fix this problem first, so I go

<v Speaker 1>back to the other problem. But then this rushing water

<v Speaker 1>comes from behind me and I turn around. It's coming

<v Speaker 1>out of the shower heads, it's coming out of the sink,

<v Speaker 1>and it's filling up fast. And this thing is filled

<v Speaker 1>up to my ankles over the back.

<v Speaker 3>Of it's all water.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I know.

<v Speaker 3>I need to know what you ate the night.

<v Speaker 1>Before, probably McDonald's in Wendy.

<v Speaker 3>A bullet chili and right you do.

<v Speaker 1>So I call a plumber because I'm paniccake and I

<v Speaker 1>need help, and I tell him who I am and

<v Speaker 1>what I need and he comes rushing over and he

<v Speaker 1>comes into this house and he's like, oh my lord,

<v Speaker 1>I know what's going on. And I'm like what. He's like,

<v Speaker 1>there's roots in the inside the plumbing, but what we

<v Speaker 1>have to do is pull out what's in there. And

<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what does that mean. He's like, I'm gonna

<v Speaker 1>lift Oh.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hold up, you turn oh all right, on a glove.

<v Speaker 1>I put on a glove and he looks at me

<v Speaker 1>and goes, that's never gonna be enough. And I'm like,

<v Speaker 1>what do you mean. He goes, I'm gonna pull this

<v Speaker 1>off and you're gonna reach as far down as you can.

<v Speaker 3>You the toilet I was.

<v Speaker 1>Shoulder deep, and not just mine but other people's.

<v Speaker 3>You're making this up.

<v Speaker 1>Oh no, And I pull it out and I just

<v Speaker 1>sit there gagging, and he's like, thank you.

<v Speaker 3>Why didn't the plumber do this?

<v Speaker 5>This is his job?

<v Speaker 1>Was Yeah, no, I was just panicking. So I did it?

<v Speaker 1>Who does that?

<v Speaker 4>Who does that, Megan, you mine, I'm trying to keep

<v Speaker 4>up here.

<v Speaker 3>You were grabbing everybody's herds.

<v Speaker 1>Everyone comes home.

<v Speaker 3>Hold the worst part is what's the worst part?

<v Speaker 1>She comes home and goes, what the heck is going on?

<v Speaker 1>And I had to wait myself.

<v Speaker 5>Maybe you were just there to clean the house.

<v Speaker 3>Well, I thought Megan guy had the best story, but

<v Speaker 3>now you have the best story. I want you to

<v Speaker 3>I want you to go shower right now. I know

<v Speaker 3>I want to shower.

<v Speaker 5>We need to shower.

<v Speaker 3>It was awful, you know what. We appreciate you and

<v Speaker 3>your story. H again on October for first start and

<v Speaker 3>gross season, So thank you, Megan.

<v Speaker 1>Thanks guys.

<v Speaker 3>Oh cuss, I need a second.

<v Speaker 5>I know that one was bad.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, hid.

<v Speaker 7>Hi, Hi.

<v Speaker 2>Gross?

<v Speaker 3>I know you can't turn it off. Okay, you got

<v Speaker 3>to keep hearing what happened? What happened? I gotta know

<v Speaker 3>what happened, all right? So what's your gross? Your gross story?

<v Speaker 2>Uh? My supervisor came to talk to me and she

<v Speaker 2>had her kid at work that day, and her kid

<v Speaker 2>had a cold, and she put her mouth over her

<v Speaker 2>kid's nose because it was running, okay, and she sucked

<v Speaker 2>the snot out of what was true, and I had

<v Speaker 2>to keep face because I was like, what the hell

<v Speaker 2>just happened?

<v Speaker 3>Did she like spit it out into a napkin? She

<v Speaker 3>swallowed it? Yes, she swallowed it. Yes, Yes, how do you? Okay?

<v Speaker 3>All right? D thank you, thank you for the game.

<v Speaker 3>Thank you. It's a big world out there, you guys.

<v Speaker 3>People do different things.

<v Speaker 5>Your sheets does not sound so bad.

<v Speaker 4>Sheets is like nothing, like nothing compared to the other stories.

<v Speaker 6>My god, Debbie, good morning.

<v Speaker 3>Hye have you ever swallowed anyone else?

<v Speaker 2>It's not Debbie, that's disgusting, A kind.

<v Speaker 3>Of into it, all right, Debbie, what's the grossest thing

<v Speaker 3>you've ever seen?

<v Speaker 8>Okay, so key phrases here. Ex husband and Channel Katie's.

<v Speaker 8>I got to go to the bathroom at one a m.

<v Speaker 8>And I don't need to turn the light on because

<v Speaker 8>I know where the will it is correct. And my

<v Speaker 8>ex husband wasn't bad. We were married at the time,

<v Speaker 8>and I had to go to the bathroom and I

<v Speaker 8>step in the bathroom. Oh my lord, apparently he had

<v Speaker 8>come home drunk and thrown up all over the bathroom floor.

<v Speaker 3>And you're slashing around in it.

<v Speaker 8>I'm slashing it around in it. And then I have

<v Speaker 8>to clean it up.

<v Speaker 3>No, you do not. I've been like, you clean up

<v Speaker 3>your mess.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, get your drunk butt out of bed. Ye yourself.

<v Speaker 3>And by the way, we're getting a divorce, right.

<v Speaker 6>We did.

<v Speaker 8>Apparently he had tried to clean it up with the

<v Speaker 8>clean clothes I had hanging in the bathroom.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, my gosh, well it was it was an

<v Speaker 3>ugly shirt anyway, it was.

<v Speaker 8>It was it was you think that stuff in between

<v Speaker 8>your toes. Thought i'd share that with Jesus.

<v Speaker 3>Have a great day. But by okay, all right, we'll

<v Speaker 3>do two more. Hi, Dave, Dave going once? I think

<v Speaker 3>Dave got sick o the Davy boy.

<v Speaker 9>Hey, what's going on?

<v Speaker 3>Well nothing, we're just talking about gross stuff this morning,

<v Speaker 3>just you know, in honor of October. All right, so

<v Speaker 3>what's your story?

<v Speaker 9>I got a couple for you.

<v Speaker 3>Well give me, give me the best one.

<v Speaker 1>All right.

<v Speaker 9>So, as a high school student in South Dakota, one

<v Speaker 9>of my jobs during the summertime was to be a

<v Speaker 9>canner for a state park. So with that detail, I

<v Speaker 9>used to have to clean the fish cleaning stations at

<v Speaker 9>the fishing station when the fishermen's come off off the

<v Speaker 9>off and it was never in the middle of this.

<v Speaker 9>It was always in the peak of the heat.

<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, like three in the afternoon, you're cleaning fish.

<v Speaker 3>So I'm guessing there was a maggot situation as well,

<v Speaker 3>So many maggots.

<v Speaker 9>And it wasn't like a small, like fifty five gallon bucket.

<v Speaker 9>It was a full ten yard dumpster, yes, very thirty

<v Speaker 9>feet under the ground, and you had to go under

<v Speaker 9>the ground pull it out with the dumpster like with

<v Speaker 9>the forklift, and then it didn't raise up. You had

<v Speaker 9>to go in there with pitchforks and a snowshovel and

<v Speaker 9>scoop it o, scoble it out. Oh, it was the

<v Speaker 9>grossest thing.

<v Speaker 3>How long did you do this job? How long did

<v Speaker 3>you work there?

<v Speaker 9>Unfortunately two summer's work, but I only had to clean

<v Speaker 9>it out wwice.

<v Speaker 3>Well that's two times.

<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, way too many times anymore.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no fish for you, Oh, no fish. We can

<v Speaker 3>all smell it and it's gross. Well done, sir, thank

<v Speaker 3>you for calling in. You have a great day. All right,

<v Speaker 3>let's wrap things up with Eric.

<v Speaker 10>Hi, Eric, Hey, how's it going.

<v Speaker 8>Well?

<v Speaker 3>We're super dupes. I am enjoying kind, I am enjoying

<v Speaker 3>every second of this on her face for I love

<v Speaker 3>it all right, Eric, what's the grocerest thing?

<v Speaker 1>All right?

<v Speaker 10>Well, back in the day, we used to live in

<v Speaker 10>Wisconsin and we would bring our cattle and show him

<v Speaker 10>out here at the Denver Stock Show. So during our

<v Speaker 10>road trips, uh, you know, my work hands and me.

<v Speaker 10>Uh you know, one year, I decided to bring my

<v Speaker 10>six year old daughter just to you know, give her

<v Speaker 10>the experience and stuff. Well, uh, a lot of the

<v Speaker 10>work hands, you know, used to chew Copenhagen and helped

<v Speaker 10>stay awake and so forth. Well, after we stopped at McDonald's,

<v Speaker 10>one of them decided to use McDonald's cup as a

<v Speaker 10>spit cup. Well, you know when by the time by

<v Speaker 10>the time we got to the next station, I guess

<v Speaker 10>he put the lid back on with the strong and

<v Speaker 10>unbeknownst to me, my poor six year old daughter wasn't

<v Speaker 10>paying attention and just reached over.

<v Speaker 3>And she's been ever since early she's got the ring

<v Speaker 3>on her back pocket ever since.

<v Speaker 4>My gosh, And you know what's funny is I think

<v Speaker 4>so many of us just immediately can remember that taste

<v Speaker 4>because I have to. I've taken a swig of my

<v Speaker 4>dad's cigarette. But so and that is so similar to that,

<v Speaker 4>and it will stick with me forever.

<v Speaker 5>Oh gosh, Eric, your poor daughter.

<v Speaker 7>Eric.

<v Speaker 3>Hilarious, great call, very very funny,