<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Terry wrote in a couple days ago. This was last week.

<v Speaker 3>Terry said, hey, guys, love the show. I know Jeremy's

<v Speaker 3>ink free. I've listened to him forever. Yeah, you're right, dude,

<v Speaker 3>I got no tats, but I've heard Katie and Josh

<v Speaker 3>mentioned tattoos. I have a tat disaster story for you.

<v Speaker 3>At nineteen, I wanted a fierce dragon down my arm.

<v Speaker 2>Sweet I was broke.

<v Speaker 3>I went to a shop with a sign that said

<v Speaker 3>tattoos fifty bucks any size.

<v Speaker 2>He says. That should have been my clue.

<v Speaker 3>A few hours later, I'm a home I unwrap it in.

<v Speaker 3>Instead of a dragon, I've got what looks like a

<v Speaker 3>sad roadkill iguana, with one wing longer than the other,

<v Speaker 3>the tail cut short, a face that looked like it.

<v Speaker 2>Was begging for mercy. He said. My mom thought it

<v Speaker 2>was a catfish.

<v Speaker 4>Geez man.

<v Speaker 2>When it healed, it got worse.

<v Speaker 3>It was faded, it was blurry, and most of my

<v Speaker 3>friends call it a deceased gecko.

<v Speaker 5>Oh god, he said.

<v Speaker 3>I wore long sleeves for a year just to hide it.

<v Speaker 3>Three laser sessions later, the dragon is gone. I've got

<v Speaker 3>the scar and a reminder that cheap choices cost big.

<v Speaker 3>That's my bad tattoo story. Do you guys have a.

<v Speaker 2>Worst teen decision segment? I've got more where that came from.

<v Speaker 2>That's Terry.

<v Speaker 3>No, we're not gonna do that, but we're gonna talk

<v Speaker 3>about bad tattoos.

<v Speaker 2>Do you have one? Does your friend have one?

<v Speaker 3>Does a family member have a really bad tattoo? We

<v Speaker 3>want to hear about it? All it Katie kick this off? Yeah,

<v Speaker 3>because you got a bunch of them.

<v Speaker 5>Hey, you know, well one in particular.

<v Speaker 6>I have three tattoos total, and two of them were

<v Speaker 6>professionally done, and I do love them. One of them, however,

<v Speaker 6>was a free birthday gift from the best tattoo artist

<v Speaker 6>in prison.

<v Speaker 4>You weren't in prison.

<v Speaker 5>I was never in.

<v Speaker 6>Prison, but somebody who was in prison was like the

<v Speaker 6>prison's tattoo guy. He just gave everybody tattoos and he

<v Speaker 6>was like known for it. He's like, look, I want

<v Speaker 6>awards in prison for my tattoo work. So he said

<v Speaker 6>he was gonna give me a Nuggets tattoo on my back.

<v Speaker 6>And so what I wanted was a tattoo the size

<v Speaker 6>of like uh, maybe like a silver dollar. Okay, sure,

<v Speaker 6>that's about the size I wanted of a nugget's logo

<v Speaker 6>and the old school pickaxe logo, right, Like, that's what

<v Speaker 6>I wanted. He told me that his needle wasn't small

<v Speaker 6>enough to make all those turns, and so he's like,

<v Speaker 6>we need the tattoo to be about the size of

<v Speaker 6>a baseball.

<v Speaker 5>So now I have.

<v Speaker 6>Now I have a tattoo on my back, a Nuggets tattoo,

<v Speaker 6>which you know, I love, sexy, I love it. But

<v Speaker 6>it's the size of a baseball. And apparently his lines

<v Speaker 6>weren't that great because it is all like wobbly. I mean,

<v Speaker 6>the lines are not It is not a good tattoo.

<v Speaker 6>It is a crappy tattoo.

<v Speaker 3>I've never seen it. You've talked about this tatto so

<v Speaker 3>many times.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I can.

<v Speaker 2>It's eventually going to be a tramp stamp. Now it's not.

<v Speaker 5>It's not that it's between my shoulder blades.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it will not. It's not big.

<v Speaker 6>No, I work out, it's not gonna happen. But uh yeah,

<v Speaker 6>So that is one that I definitely regret, not the

<v Speaker 6>tattoo itself, because I love the Nuggets and my pride

<v Speaker 6>runs deep.

<v Speaker 5>Everyone knows that. But the person I.

<v Speaker 6>Chose to give me that tattoo not the best, not

<v Speaker 6>the best judgment on that.

<v Speaker 5>Not the best.

<v Speaker 3>Judgment if you have a bad tattoo three oh three

<v Speaker 3>six nine one one mix three oh three six nine

<v Speaker 3>one sixteen forty nine, or if you want to call

<v Speaker 3>somebody out. Kevin did text in So I lost a

<v Speaker 3>bet in college. I have a giant pickle tattoo on

<v Speaker 3>my thigh and he's wearing sunglasses and riting it writing

<v Speaker 3>a skateboard. That's not that's cool, he says. The problem

<v Speaker 3>is is the greed green ink has faded. It looks

<v Speaker 3>like a lumpy, zombie cucumber. Now, oh my god, for you, Kevin.

<v Speaker 4>It was a cucumber when he got it. Now it's

<v Speaker 4>a pickle three six.

<v Speaker 3>Sixteen forty nine. Here's Elma, Hi, elma hi.

<v Speaker 7>How are you guys?

<v Speaker 3>Well, we're super too. Oops, we're talking crappy tattoos. You

<v Speaker 3>got a story for us?

<v Speaker 7>Yeah, So when I was twenty, I got a tattoo

<v Speaker 7>with my son's name Robert, and I traded it for

<v Speaker 7>a laptop and ended up looking like I says rebel.

<v Speaker 3>That's funny though, like the trade for the laptop.

<v Speaker 7>Ben there though, like that's the trade back in the day, But.

<v Speaker 6>Now that's pretty funny, the barter system, right did you

<v Speaker 6>did you trade for a touch?

<v Speaker 5>I got mine for free because it was my birthday.

<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, that's not the Nuggets one.

<v Speaker 5>The Nuggets one hilarious.

<v Speaker 3>All right, elma, that's a pretty solid story. Say hi

<v Speaker 3>to rebel for us. Somebody wrote in who was this

<v Speaker 3>b rad? I got a Chinese character for strength, and

<v Speaker 3>my forearm made me look tough. Years later later, a

<v Speaker 3>friend said, it's a it translates to something about noodles.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 3>Have you seen those stories like on BuzzFeed where they

<v Speaker 3>actually dissect the symbols that people put on and it's

<v Speaker 3>like completely completely wrong. Here's another one. I was nineteen,

<v Speaker 3>thought I was deep. I got the word breathe across

<v Speaker 3>my ribs, but the artist spelled it breath.

<v Speaker 4>Oh that's a lot of misspelling ones.

<v Speaker 6>You know what's funny, Brittany, do you remember Britney Spears

<v Speaker 6>has happened to her? She had on her hip a

<v Speaker 6>Chinese symbol and she thought it meant mysterious and it

<v Speaker 6>meant strange.

<v Speaker 8>Well, you gotta checked well, the Chinese tattoo symbols, you

<v Speaker 8>have to get those checked out.

<v Speaker 4>My tattoo on my wrist.

<v Speaker 8>I was watching this guy do it in real time, obviously,

<v Speaker 8>and he basically made it look like it just gets

<v Speaker 8>bigger as it goes on, and that's not how I

<v Speaker 8>asked for it at all. I was like, so, I've

<v Speaker 8>never noticed those two what's the tallest letter right there?

<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, the oh yeah, the eye, it's just a

<v Speaker 8>it's a tattoo that has It's like he is greater

<v Speaker 8>than I think, and the eye is way bigger than

<v Speaker 8>the rest of it. And it's like he did it

<v Speaker 8>at a slant and I'm just watching him. It was

<v Speaker 8>my first tattoo ever, and I didn't know how to

<v Speaker 8>speak up and say you're doing it wrong while he

<v Speaker 8>was doing it, so I just watched the whole train wreck.

<v Speaker 8>And then when he's done, he's like, all right, man,

<v Speaker 8>I think we're good, and I was like, no, we're

<v Speaker 8>not good at all.

<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, this is on me forever.

<v Speaker 2>Let me see hold it up again.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's not good.

<v Speaker 8>It's not even the it's not the lettering that I

<v Speaker 8>want to make that I no, I don't have to

<v Speaker 8>get a remove.

<v Speaker 4>But that's okay.

<v Speaker 8>I mean, that's kind of the thing that I've learned

<v Speaker 8>to like it because I'm like, you know what, all

<v Speaker 8>tattoos are flawed in some way because humans are flawed

<v Speaker 8>and they make a mistake. And I was like, you

<v Speaker 8>know what, he's gonna be flawed. It's all good, it's deep.

<v Speaker 8>It's the only way I can get away with it.

<v Speaker 2>I see multiple texts coming in coll Us.

<v Speaker 3>We want to talk to you guys, got got Becky

<v Speaker 3>here on hold three O three six' nine one one

<v Speaker 3>mix THREE o three six nine one sixteen forty. Nine

<v Speaker 3>obviously it's a Fun monday. Show we want to talk

<v Speaker 3>to our. Listeners, Uh sammy with AN i, Texted, Hey i'm,

<v Speaker 3>Semi she, SAYS i thought it was it's exy in

<v Speaker 3>two thousand and two to get a tribal sun tattoo

<v Speaker 3>on my lower. Back the razor uneven and now it

<v Speaker 3>looks like a lopsided fried. Egg my kids call it

<v Speaker 3>the breakfast, tattoo?

<v Speaker 2>Right is that a lopsided fried egg on your?

<v Speaker 7>Hot?

<v Speaker 1>Becky, hello how you guys doing?

<v Speaker 2>Well we're super? Dupes how are you?

<v Speaker 6>Good?

<v Speaker 2>Thanks tell us about the Tat.

<v Speaker 1>SO i don't have any, tattoos but my kids. Do

<v Speaker 1>and my daughter had come home from. College she, had you,

<v Speaker 1>know turned twenty, one so she had gone out drinking

<v Speaker 1>and she'd come back still very, tipsy and she's, LIKE

<v Speaker 1>i got a tattoo. Tonight i'm, like what was? It she,

<v Speaker 1>GOES i got a crescent moon and like layer and she's,

<v Speaker 1>like on my butt?

<v Speaker 3>Cheek what was the symbolizing behind that symbolism?

<v Speaker 2>Anything or is it just for fun.

<v Speaker 1>That she does the moon on her on her?

<v Speaker 4>Moon?

<v Speaker 9>Oh how?

<v Speaker 5>FUNNY i got the moon on my. Gosh that is.

<v Speaker 2>Hilarious you know what is?

<v Speaker 5>Funny it makes sense, Though LIKE.

<v Speaker 1>I, mean for being, drunk there could have been worse.

<v Speaker 2>Thing, yeah is it still on? There did she ever?

<v Speaker 1>Removed oh, NO i haven't asked, her But I'm i'm

<v Speaker 1>pretty sure it's still.

<v Speaker 8>There.

<v Speaker 5>Nice it's not something that gets brought up in casual.

<v Speaker 5>Conversations thank you for the.

<v Speaker 2>Call very.

<v Speaker 3>Funny thank, You, becky you.

<v Speaker 2>Too we'll get To. Caleb you got the arm, tattoo don't.

<v Speaker 4>You can't DO i?

<v Speaker 6>Have that's my very first tattoo was my. Armband it's

<v Speaker 6>like the.

<v Speaker 2>The, tribal.

<v Speaker 6>BUT i wanted to be a little bit more. Sophisticated

<v Speaker 6>so mine is, flowers arm band is. Flowers each flower

<v Speaker 6>represents the men of my. Family BECAUSE i moved away

<v Speaker 6>From North, DAKOTA i left all my family there AND

<v Speaker 6>i really miss. THEM i got this my first tattoo

<v Speaker 6>WHEN i was, eighteen SO i each one of the

<v Speaker 6>flowers represents a member of my.

<v Speaker 4>FAMILY i.

<v Speaker 5>Know it is, amazing way better than the nuggets one

<v Speaker 5>THAT i.

<v Speaker 6>Got.

<v Speaker 3>Amazing unless you're an address with the short.

<v Speaker 2>Sleeves it doesn't LOOK i.

<v Speaker 6>Wait, hi good, money good morning caleem. H.

<v Speaker 10>Yes SO i have a.

<v Speaker 11>Girlfriend this wasn't my, tattoo but it was my exes

<v Speaker 11>and on her back across shoulder to, shoulder she, Wanted

<v Speaker 11>god is my. Judge that was the, idea but the

<v Speaker 11>artist screwed up and wrote Down god is my. Fudge you,

<v Speaker 11>Know oh my.

<v Speaker 1>God that's so.

<v Speaker 4>Funny you see that the first time and you're, Like

<v Speaker 4>god is My WHAT.

<v Speaker 6>I?

<v Speaker 1>Mean Old english was so.

<v Speaker 2>Bad it's an Old, english which makes it even. Worse

<v Speaker 2>tattoo artist was, like oh. Fudge after he did, it

<v Speaker 2>no judge.

<v Speaker 5>Across the whole back like not even a dainty little, Tattoo,

<v Speaker 5>like oh.

<v Speaker 2>My, god that is damn funny.

<v Speaker 3>Dudge thank you, guys thank you for the Last caleb

<v Speaker 3>have a good dame you.

<v Speaker 8>Too.

<v Speaker 2>GOD i think we're gonna leave it right.

<v Speaker 4>There that's too.

<v Speaker 2>Funny it is my. Fudge oh The lord is, delicious

<v Speaker 2>isn't he so?

<v Speaker 3>Creamy we were talking crappy tattoos And brittany called.

<v Speaker 2>IN i was, like, okay we gotta get her on the. Year, Hi,

<v Speaker 2>brittany good morning morning.

<v Speaker 1>Guys Y.

<v Speaker 2>Britt's, here it, IS i. Am, so what's going on

<v Speaker 2>with the? Tats you have a.

<v Speaker 10>Story, Yeah so WHEN i was, EIGHTEEN i decided to

<v Speaker 10>get my first. Tattoo my nickname growing up With Lady.

<v Speaker 10>Bubs SO i got a ladybug and a, flower which sounds,

<v Speaker 10>fine BUT i ended up being allergic to the red

<v Speaker 10>ink and SO i had to have part of it surgically.

<v Speaker 10>Removed so NOW i have a weird, scar half of

<v Speaker 10>a flower and some ladybug. Parts that's so.

<v Speaker 2>Horrific so they had to remove your.

<v Speaker 10>Skin they, Could, yeah they literally surgically removed, it but

<v Speaker 10>you don't have very much skin on your, feet so

<v Speaker 10>they were, like, well we could do a skin graft

<v Speaker 10>or you could just have this, left And i'm, LIKE

<v Speaker 10>i am not doing a skin. Graft so, now like

<v Speaker 10>WHEN i get a, PEDICURE i can just see the

<v Speaker 10>people looking at, it like what in the?

<v Speaker 8>HECK i don't want to ask for feet, picks BUT

<v Speaker 8>i really kind of want to see.

<v Speaker 2>The star, Too LIKE i want to see. It i'm.

<v Speaker 4>INTERESTED i won't end.

<v Speaker 10>A picture just because you have to see it to understand.

<v Speaker 10>It And i'm so.

<v Speaker 4>Interested, YEAH i want to see what it looks.

<v Speaker 7>Like.

<v Speaker 4>Now it's just isn't like the head of the ladybug that's?

<v Speaker 1>Left, no, no, no it's not.

<v Speaker 10>That, no the head's not. There it's just you'll SEE

<v Speaker 10>i have a weird star and THEN i have like

<v Speaker 10>part of a. Flower it's.

<v Speaker 1>GREAT i want to.

<v Speaker 2>See can we post it on Our facebook? Page?

<v Speaker 1>Sure AND i want your feet.

<v Speaker 3>TODAY i don't want like a done up image with

<v Speaker 3>your toenails are all painted and you look.

<v Speaker 2>BEAUTIFUL i want a foot pick.

<v Speaker 10>NOW i just got a pedicure.

<v Speaker 2>Yesterday, okay let's see those little.

<v Speaker 9>Piggies all, Right thanks, guys thank, you all, right go

<v Speaker 9>follow us on Social Jeremy Katie josh On, Facebook Jeremy

<v Speaker 9>Katie josh On, instagram and we'll Get britney's weird foot up,

<v Speaker 9>there hopefully in a little.

<v Speaker 2>Bit that's.

<v Speaker 6>AWESOME i think that's the first time we've asked for

<v Speaker 6>feet picks on the.

<v Speaker 3>SHOW i want, it But i'm going to do.

<v Speaker 2>It And i'm so.

<v Speaker 8>CURIOUS i wanted to see what the scar looks like

<v Speaker 8>it see that Weird ladybug