<v Speaker 1>Jare you, Katie and Josh one hundred Here.

<v Speaker 2>We are coming in hot with all the big stories

<v Speaker 2>this morning, floating around getting you updated so you can.

<v Speaker 3>Chat with your coworkers about all this stuff.

<v Speaker 2>Well, last month, the video went viral of Joe Jonas

<v Speaker 2>off stage during a Joe bro show wiping and picking

<v Speaker 2>his nose before running back on stage, and obviously people

<v Speaker 2>started accusing him of doing the cocayen because you know,

<v Speaker 2>that's what we do on the internet. We just start

<v Speaker 2>spouting our opinions and saying, yep, that's cocaine today. At

<v Speaker 2>the time, he denied it, saying, what you guys have

<v Speaker 2>never had a booger. And now he's going to step

<v Speaker 2>further just at an interview with Esquire, saying that he

<v Speaker 2>has never done cocaine.

<v Speaker 3>He says, I never touched it in my life.

<v Speaker 2>But if I did, I think I'd be a little

<v Speaker 2>slicker than doing it on stage.

<v Speaker 3>So he says, I'm not wouldn't be doing it on stage.

<v Speaker 3>That's what rock stars do, right, I know.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's hard to blie.

<v Speaker 5>Well, he was behind the stage, like if you see

<v Speaker 5>the video, it's someone like from the very side stage

<v Speaker 5>looking at him while he's looking in the mirror totally

<v Speaker 5>fiddling with his nose, like.

<v Speaker 6>Doing a little blow, and then after that even jumping

<v Speaker 6>up and down a little bit, like.

<v Speaker 4>Like the whole thing.

<v Speaker 6>It's not just that he was like picking his nose

<v Speaker 6>a little, it's everything.

<v Speaker 7>I've never picked my nose and jumped up and down.

<v Speaker 3>Maybe he had a powdered donut back there. We don't

<v Speaker 3>need that.

<v Speaker 5>Ja.

<v Speaker 2>A little of the flake, you know, yeah, a little

<v Speaker 2>of the happy dust doing a line, right, that's what

<v Speaker 2>they think, little nose candy, little Florida snow. Just a

<v Speaker 2>hit of the star dust, a little bit of the two,

<v Speaker 2>you know, Oh geez, a little bit of that marching.

<v Speaker 3>Have you ever done it?

<v Speaker 7>Really?

<v Speaker 3>I'm like a freaking saint.

<v Speaker 7>Are you freaking?

<v Speaker 2>I've said it a thousand times on this show. I

<v Speaker 2>want to thank local law enforcement. I guess this might

<v Speaker 2>be a national program. Though the DARE program worked on

<v Speaker 2>me in elementary school. The DARE program worked on Jarebear

<v Speaker 2>scared me straight, never touched anything.

<v Speaker 6>It was the egg on the sidewalk, wasn't it. This

<v Speaker 6>is your brain on drugs?

<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, And then the one too where they brought

<v Speaker 2>in the car that was smashed to pieces for driving

<v Speaker 2>and all that.

<v Speaker 3>It all worked on me. It's scared little jear bear straight.

<v Speaker 2>So I've never done any of the happy dusting.

<v Speaker 4>But you know, no, I'm just scaring.

<v Speaker 2>I I can put it.

<v Speaker 7>How's that liver Long Island iced teas?

<v Speaker 3>Watch out?

<v Speaker 4>I get it?

<v Speaker 3>Uh hbo.

<v Speaker 2>Max has announced its third price increase in three years.

<v Speaker 2>So just the heads up on that. If you have

<v Speaker 2>the Max, which I do. They're bumping the prices. They're

<v Speaker 2>bumping more than Joe Bro here. They're bumping the prices again.

<v Speaker 2>Good god, stop it. This stuff's getting too expensive. I'm

<v Speaker 2>telling you. I want to cancel it all and go

<v Speaker 2>back to DVD. I know, I might just get cable, don't,

<v Speaker 2>which is so funny.

<v Speaker 7>We all just left it.

<v Speaker 4>I know. But it's the most affordable option.

<v Speaker 2>Now, yeah, that's the most affordable okay. So Netflix has

<v Speaker 2>announced a new partnership with Mattel and Hasbro to create

<v Speaker 2>toys and games inspired by K pop Demon Hunters.

<v Speaker 3>They're gonna milk this cow for more money, aren't they.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So they're doing toy licenses, developing dolls, collectibles, roleplay items,

<v Speaker 2>oh my, oh, and they're gonna bring a full product

<v Speaker 2>line in twenty twenty six.

<v Speaker 6>So expected they'll write that's the biggest show of the

<v Speaker 6>year by far for the kids.

<v Speaker 4>So yeah, of course we're gonna see toys from K pop,

<v Speaker 4>Demon Hunter.

<v Speaker 3>Damn straight girl.

<v Speaker 2>I do want to play you a bit of audio

<v Speaker 2>that I found so funny because it is so spot on.

<v Speaker 2>This guy is making the rounds this morning on the interwebs.

<v Speaker 1>He is a.

<v Speaker 2>I think he's like a band guy guy. He does

<v Speaker 2>like weddings, so he plays in a band and he's

<v Speaker 2>there at the He's done over eight hundred weddings, and

<v Speaker 2>he decided to make a video on what every single

<v Speaker 2>made of honor speech sounds like, boy, and.

<v Speaker 3>It's spot on.

<v Speaker 4>Is it good?

<v Speaker 6>Yes?

<v Speaker 4>I want to hear it.

<v Speaker 2>It's like fifty two seconds. I'm gonna play the whole

<v Speaker 2>thing because for those.

<v Speaker 1>Of you who don't know me, I'm Sarah Caitlin's b

<v Speaker 1>f F since forever. Anyways, I'll try to keep this short.

<v Speaker 1>Webster's Dictionary defines love as Oh God. I promised myself

<v Speaker 1>that I wouldn't cry, but Kaitlin and I have been

<v Speaker 1>through so much together from spending the summers, playing with

<v Speaker 1>barbies at my dad's beach mansion to fighting over Dylan

<v Speaker 1>and Blake during middle school. We have literally been through

<v Speaker 1>thick and thin, happy and sad, serious and funny. I'll

<v Speaker 1>never forget the time at brunch where you said you

<v Speaker 1>were gonna get one picture of Mimosa's, but you ended

<v Speaker 1>up getting two, Kaitlyn, I'll never forget that. Anyways, when

<v Speaker 1>Caitlin first met Derek, I'm not gonna lie. I was

<v Speaker 1>a little jealous because I didn't want him to take

<v Speaker 1>away my best friend, but then I ended up loving you, Derek.

<v Speaker 1>So I just want to end with a Chinese proverb

<v Speaker 1>that goes live the laugh you love, or you'll never

<v Speaker 1>love the laugh you live.

<v Speaker 7>My gosh, like nailed it.

<v Speaker 2>So stereotypical, but he's been to eight hundred weddings and

<v Speaker 2>that's what they all sound like.

<v Speaker 6>I forget the time we ordered two pictures of the

<v Speaker 6>most It's a Chinese proverb for me.

<v Speaker 7>This.

<v Speaker 1>I just want to end with a Chinese proverb that

<v Speaker 1>goes live the laugh you love, or you'll never love

<v Speaker 1>the laugh you live.

<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, Honor out there nailed that, Yeah goode.

<v Speaker 3>We got some sports stuff that involves food, don't we do?

<v Speaker 7>This is exciting.

<v Speaker 5>So we did talk about how Ballerina is dropping the

<v Speaker 5>prices for a lot of family friendly and fan items.

<v Speaker 5>The hot dogs, the cheese, nachos, the popcorn, candy, et cetera.

<v Speaker 5>Those are all about five dollars, which is really really

<v Speaker 5>cheap when it comes to having concession food. On top

<v Speaker 5>of that, they're now offering new six local food vendors,

<v Speaker 5>which are like Big Belly Brothers, Redeemer Pizza, Mexico City

<v Speaker 5>Restaurant and Lounge. Big Belly Brothers is like a barbecue

<v Speaker 5>place that serves brisket and ribs, which wouldn't want that

<v Speaker 5>in a basketball game.

<v Speaker 3>Redeemer Pizzas out in public.

<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, oh yeah, man, you got to make eye

<v Speaker 5>contact with someone too.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, put your hand on that railing.

<v Speaker 3>And then and then immediately put in your mouth.

<v Speaker 7>Barbecue vend your immune system.

<v Speaker 5>Nola Jans, though they have New Orleans style eatery with gumbo.

<v Speaker 7>I mean you got gumbo and po boys, come on,

<v Speaker 7>No nuggets.

<v Speaker 5>Yes, Mexico City Restaurant Lounge. They have fries, tacos, other

<v Speaker 5>Mexican dishes, and Jake Baby D's is many donuts.

<v Speaker 7>They serve many donuts there.

<v Speaker 4>They needed to bring the donuts about time when they

<v Speaker 4>would have.

<v Speaker 6>The doughnuts at Ball Arena and they would make them

<v Speaker 6>right there in front of you.

<v Speaker 4>I hope that it's the same concept. But they had

<v Speaker 4>the little.

<v Speaker 7>Right there at your seat.

<v Speaker 3>They come down to your seat and make them in

<v Speaker 3>front of you.

<v Speaker 4>Now you go up there to them, but they still

<v Speaker 4>they make them.

<v Speaker 7>Right they donuts.

<v Speaker 8>And then they put them in a little container and

<v Speaker 8>you can dip them in chocolate and strawberry, and they

<v Speaker 8>put toppings on them, and it is I remember that,

<v Speaker 8>remember the donuts, And then they put the churros in there,

<v Speaker 8>and I was like, thes are pretty darn good, though,

<v Speaker 8>I know, but the donuts, it's exciting.

<v Speaker 5>Not only is it going to be really cheap for you,

<v Speaker 5>but it's also a bunch of new different types of food.

<v Speaker 5>It's not just your normal nachos and pretzels, soft pretzels.

<v Speaker 2>Now you get it.

<v Speaker 7>You get a half rack of ribs and some gumba.

<v Speaker 3>Gumbo with donuts in it.

<v Speaker 7>Oh my gosh, I don't know about that.

<v Speaker 4>I love living here, I do.

<v Speaker 7>How often are you.

<v Speaker 4>Know what I'm gonna go a lot more often.

<v Speaker 7>So I love that for you, gumbo.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, got ready, Yeah, okay.

<v Speaker 6>You know that stretch of I twenty five between A

<v Speaker 6>and one hundred and fourth, You bet right, Okay, So

<v Speaker 6>c DOT wants you to help them fix it.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, that stretch of highway.

<v Speaker 6>I am telling you, there's so much congestion and so

<v Speaker 6>many accidents. They're saying, on average, two accidents a day

<v Speaker 6>in between that stretch of eighty fourth and one hundred

<v Speaker 6>and fourth, and they're talking both directions, so it's definitely

<v Speaker 6>a problem spot on the highways.

<v Speaker 4>So they want you to weigh in.

<v Speaker 6>There's going to be an open house tonight Thornton Community

<v Speaker 6>Center that's at twenty to eleven Epinger Boulevard, and it's

<v Speaker 6>at five thirty is when it starts up. But they

<v Speaker 6>want the public's input on this. I know, for one,

<v Speaker 6>I used to live up there. It's a like unincorporated

<v Speaker 6>Adams County is what they call it. But it's right

<v Speaker 6>on the boundary or the border of Thornton and Denver

<v Speaker 6>and I would come off eighty fourth Avenue and the

<v Speaker 6>minute you have to get over to two seventy from

<v Speaker 6>eighty fourth, it's like you have to go across all

<v Speaker 6>lanes of traffic, and I imagine that's gotta be part

<v Speaker 6>of the issues that they're dealing with. So I would say,

<v Speaker 6>have two seventy on the right hand side instead of

<v Speaker 6>the left. But that's just my input, and that's what

<v Speaker 6>DOT wants is to you and go and talk to

<v Speaker 6>them about what you think.

<v Speaker 4>Will fix that stretch of highway.

<v Speaker 3>Here's what I want.

<v Speaker 4>I like it.

<v Speaker 3>What I want.

<v Speaker 2>What you know, all those orange hot wheel tracks and

<v Speaker 2>you send your hot wheels down and it goes through.

<v Speaker 7>A big loop.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah around.

<v Speaker 2>That was just my entire child, and that is what

<v Speaker 2>I want that I want them to put a big

<v Speaker 2>loop loop.

<v Speaker 7>Please?

<v Speaker 3>Can I put that in as a request for.

<v Speaker 4>No rhyme or reason, just because that's what you had.

<v Speaker 2>What you do is you come off it, you do

<v Speaker 2>the loopy loop and then it shoots you over four lanes.

<v Speaker 3>You make the loop go over the four lanes and

<v Speaker 3>then boom off to where you need to get off.

<v Speaker 3>So let's do the loop de loop there.

<v Speaker 6>Well, there you go have at least two You need

<v Speaker 6>to go up to Thornton Epinger Boulevard.

<v Speaker 2>No I just sitting there and go to the yes,

<v Speaker 2>because I have a comment about the traffic situation kids.

<v Speaker 2>Hot wheels, the tracks and you had to transam with

<v Speaker 2>the flames on it.

<v Speaker 3>That's just what we.

<v Speaker 7>Need, Thornton, That's what you need.

<v Speaker 6>Okay, see all right in today, they're doing it today.

<v Speaker 6>So I'm sure you make your five thirty?

<v Speaker 4>Were you not?

<v Speaker 7>I wasn't.

<v Speaker 3>I was formulating the traffic scenarios.

<v Speaker 4>Wheels was in your head all I heard hot wheels.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, So today at two thirty five thirty in Centennial, Yes, okay.

<v Speaker 4>Yes, make sure you are there, will be okay, got it?

<v Speaker 3>Thank you for this very important information.

<v Speaker 6>Well you remember yesterday when we talked about the United

<v Speaker 6>flight that left for the DA for l A X

<v Speaker 6>and the windshield got cracked and they had to make

<v Speaker 6>the emergency. It was a weather blow. They found out

<v Speaker 6>it was actually windborne Systems came out and said that

<v Speaker 6>they operate the long duration smart weather balloons. But they've

<v Speaker 6>immediately changed their protocol, so that's on us. They're not

<v Speaker 6>going to be hanging out that thirty thousand foot range

<v Speaker 6>the way that they were, so they have adjusted the

<v Speaker 6>way they do just so people know.

<v Speaker 7>But don't they like gosh, I cannot believe they did

<v Speaker 7>that anyway.

<v Speaker 4>Like, yeah, that's what horrish. They're like, oh, our bad,

<v Speaker 4>we won't do it again.

<v Speaker 6>Okay, but thankfully again in that situation, nobody was hurt,

<v Speaker 6>so thankfully okay. And then make way for Jeffrey the Giraffe.

<v Speaker 6>Another story we told you about already. Toys r Us

<v Speaker 6>is coming back, so they're opening that store and the

<v Speaker 6>outlet's up north again in like the Thornton area there.

<v Speaker 4>But wait, there's more. They're also opening a spot at

<v Speaker 4>Park Meadows.

<v Speaker 3>No way, Oh, we all have to go.

<v Speaker 7>Can we go as a show.

<v Speaker 6>So that's gonna be just a seasonal one too, So

<v Speaker 6>we have to go there to have holiday season so

<v Speaker 6>we can see Jeffrey and all the toys.

<v Speaker 4>I don't want to grow up.

<v Speaker 6>Right your life, park Meadows, it's coming this holiday season.

<v Speaker 7>So that makes me so happy, mad me happy to.

<v Speaker 3>Love that for the retail resort.

<v Speaker 7>You're happy about that, Jared, Come on, you love toys.

<v Speaker 6>Walking to Toys r Us immediately you're in a good mood.

<v Speaker 3>I'm incredibly excited about this.

<v Speaker 2>I met with one of the muckety MUCKs from Park

<v Speaker 2>Meadow about two weeks ago, and he already told me

<v Speaker 2>this was coming. So I'm just trying to Oh you

<v Speaker 2>a surprised.

<v Speaker 4>Sure.

<v Speaker 5>I can't stand him sometimes, I really like I'm telling you.

<v Speaker 3>You're excited, you collect action figures.

<v Speaker 7>I'm just so much better than Josh, and I know

<v Speaker 7>things ahead of time.

<v Speaker 4>Forgetted.

<v Speaker 3>I got a guy.

<v Speaker 4>I know.

<v Speaker 7>He's a guy whatever.

<v Speaker 3>Real good acting.

<v Speaker 4>There's also that I love us.

<v Speaker 3>For the retail resort.

<v Speaker 5>I'm kind of pissed. I'm kind of upset be there too.

<v Speaker 5>Stop at did you already buy the Christmas gifts?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's actually I bought part of the franchise.

<v Speaker 6>Actually, so like you, guys, I am free, I am

<v Speaker 6>actually jas I am him.

<v Speaker 4>He is named.

<v Speaker 3>Don't want to bring I am Jeffrey. We're connected in

<v Speaker 3>the mile you are you are.

<v Speaker 4>We're just Jeremy Jeffrey.

<v Speaker 3>Stop it, but I am excited. I hope they have

<v Speaker 3>he man I do too.

<v Speaker 2>All right, there you go, guys, there's your mile high

<v Speaker 2>HiPE with Jeremy, Katie and Josh uh in about twenty

<v Speaker 2>minutes fast five. Be ready to call in and have

<v Speaker 2>some fun with us. Three oh three six nine one

<v Speaker 2>one mix three oh three six nine one, sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be another double prize day, including par.

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