<v Speaker 1>Jared Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Let's swit skiers and talk about fevery.

<v Speaker 3>This is all because I came into work the other

<v Speaker 3>day and Josh was already here, and in the back

<v Speaker 3>of his pickup truck was a traffic cone. And I

<v Speaker 3>was like, is this guy doing roadwork after the radio

<v Speaker 3>station part time job?

<v Speaker 2>What's he doing?

<v Speaker 3>Are you out there flipping the stop sign back and forth?

<v Speaker 3>Why did you have a traffic cone in the back

<v Speaker 3>of your truck?

<v Speaker 4>I saw one, and I wanted one, So okay, I

<v Speaker 4>always wanted a traffic cone. I don't know why. But

<v Speaker 4>you can't like buy them, like a real legit one,

<v Speaker 4>the heavy ones. It won't fly away in the wind. Yeah,

<v Speaker 4>and uh there was one sitting in a parking lot

<v Speaker 4>for days and days and days on end. And I

<v Speaker 4>actually saw whatever people were working there leave like a

<v Speaker 4>week and a half ago, and it's just sitting there,

<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, it's gonna get run over, it's gonna

<v Speaker 4>get pushing the curb whatever. And I was like, I'd

<v Speaker 4>probably have use for a traffic cone somewhere, like I probably,

<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I probably do. I could use it

<v Speaker 4>at some point, maybe I'll wear it on my head

<v Speaker 4>for Halloween costume.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know you, but I saw it.

<v Speaker 3>I wanted it, and I took you stole a traffic cone,

<v Speaker 3>did and I am happy about it.

<v Speaker 2>I believe still in the back of your truck. It

<v Speaker 2>may or may not be unbelievable fever going on in

<v Speaker 2>this studio. I just love that.

<v Speaker 5>I would love fevery if we were talking about any

<v Speaker 5>of us doing this. Josh should be my last pick.

<v Speaker 5>Jeremy is right up your alley, like, what have you stolen?

<v Speaker 3>Threeh three makes three oh three six nine one sixteen

<v Speaker 3>forty nine, Come clean, change your name.

<v Speaker 2>It's fine, Katie.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, as Josh is getting to the phones. We recently

<v Speaker 3>had our entire street repaved. Okay, they came through and

<v Speaker 3>put traffic cones down, so nobody was parking on the street.

<v Speaker 2>I know you took one.

<v Speaker 5>I know you did.

<v Speaker 3>And you know, we got a lot of kids on

<v Speaker 3>our street and sometimes the cars fly up and down

<v Speaker 3>pretty quick. So one night, after they had paved our

<v Speaker 3>street and the traffic cones were still out there, I

<v Speaker 3>went outside in the dark. Yeah, I grabbed them in

<v Speaker 3>the traffic cones and I put it in my backyard.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is it with guys and traffic?

<v Speaker 3>Now, on a busy summer day, when the kids are

<v Speaker 3>out playing basketball and roller skating in the street, I

<v Speaker 3>go into the backyard and I grabbed the traffic cone

<v Speaker 3>and I put it in the middle of the street

<v Speaker 3>to slow down the traffic.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you. There's reasons for it to wear it on

<v Speaker 2>your head. Yeah, I legitimate. I could use it for

<v Speaker 2>other reasons.

<v Speaker 3>But I look like an idiot sneaking out there in

<v Speaker 3>the dark, looking around, grabbing a traffic cone and dragging

<v Speaker 3>it in my backyard.

<v Speaker 2>That's funny. What did you ever want to save a

<v Speaker 2>parking spot? You've got your traffic cone spot.

<v Speaker 3>Three oh three six nine one sixteen forty nine. Be brave,

<v Speaker 3>you can give us a jingle. It's fine, we'll be gentle.

<v Speaker 3>Like I said, you can change your name. Here's Amy. Hi, Amy,

<v Speaker 3>Welcome to the show.

<v Speaker 2>Amy.

<v Speaker 6>Good morning.

<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that's all right, Good morning to you. So what

<v Speaker 2>did you what did you steal?

<v Speaker 6>So this is very petty, and I'm sorry to.

<v Speaker 7>Admit that, but.

<v Speaker 8>My husband and I are.

<v Speaker 6>Arguing and we were almost out of toothpaste and I

<v Speaker 6>stole the last.

<v Speaker 2>Tube of it out of No, you didn't. No, you didn't, No,

<v Speaker 2>you didn't.

<v Speaker 3>Amy stole the Aqua Fresh. See that doesn't it feel

<v Speaker 3>good to come clean about that?

<v Speaker 9>Not as good as it felt when he asked me like, hey,

<v Speaker 9>do we have any more toothpaste?

<v Speaker 6>And I'm like, no, No, I don't know.

<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I think it's gone. What you're talking about?

<v Speaker 9>Bro?

<v Speaker 2>Get it off your chest, Amy, Amy, thank you for

<v Speaker 2>starting us off. You have a great little ding. That's funny.

<v Speaker 6>Thank you you too.

<v Speaker 3>What did you steal? It can go back many years too.

<v Speaker 3>I got another one three oh three, six nine, one,

<v Speaker 3>sixteen forty nine. I stole from a guy named Jason

<v Speaker 3>schulten Oh back in nineteen ninety three, the Snoop Dogg

<v Speaker 3>album titled Doggy Style His the CD. I still have

<v Speaker 3>it in my CD flip book. One of the greatest

<v Speaker 3>albums mine is. Would let me have it? So I

<v Speaker 3>stole it from Jason and I have the Doggy Style

<v Speaker 3>album from nineteen ninety three, so that's a solid moon

<v Speaker 3>admitting it on air, I.

<v Speaker 2>Talked to Jason. Sorry, I have a CD. Sorry, Sorry, Katie,

<v Speaker 2>have you ever stole anything? Absolutely? Give me one really

<v Speaker 2>quick y.

<v Speaker 5>So when I was younger, I would go with my

<v Speaker 5>friend and do you remember did you guys ever have

<v Speaker 5>the five cent samples where you could put nickel into

<v Speaker 5>a little box and you could take a sample of candy.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, sure, you take my Stree store or something.

<v Speaker 5>So I'd put a nickel and grab all scoop. And

<v Speaker 5>I got away with that for like a month until

<v Speaker 5>my grandma call and she made me go in and apologize.

<v Speaker 5>I had to give him some of my allowance money.

<v Speaker 5>It was a really big deal. But I got away

<v Speaker 5>with that for like a month because I'm like, this

<v Speaker 5>is a sample for me, handful of candy for five

<v Speaker 5>would you know?

<v Speaker 2>But this is so you though, this is so you

<v Speaker 2>can put a nickel take nine.

<v Speaker 5>My grandma told me you can't do that.

<v Speaker 2>We got Abby and Kelly on the line.

<v Speaker 3>But if you want to come clean, three oh three

<v Speaker 3>six nine one sixteen forty nine, what did you steal?

<v Speaker 2>Here's Abby high Abby Hi?

<v Speaker 9>Someone third grade, I stole a sharpie off of a

<v Speaker 9>teacher's desk because I really liked the color of it.

<v Speaker 9>And then in high school, my freshman year, I stole

<v Speaker 9>a little like small traffic cone. And then my junior

<v Speaker 9>year there was a big one and it had been

<v Speaker 9>sitting for a while in the neighborhood, and I said,

<v Speaker 9>my little traffic coney and a mom so I grabbed

<v Speaker 9>it and took it.

<v Speaker 2>What is it about the traffic cone? Everybody's got to

<v Speaker 2>steal them?

<v Speaker 9>I think it's just like you see it and you

<v Speaker 9>just want it. And I think it was just like

<v Speaker 9>the fun of my hair. Just one in the garage

<v Speaker 9>and like, what is this that I was like, traffic cone?

<v Speaker 3>It's just like, Okay, when you see him, you usually

<v Speaker 3>see there's like a hundred of them.

<v Speaker 2>You know, they're like, oh, they'll never miss one, Like

<v Speaker 2>they're not.

<v Speaker 5>Going to miss one.

<v Speaker 9>And my husband now works like doing like putting out

<v Speaker 9>traffic cones, and he goes, joh, how heavy those things are, Like, yeah,

<v Speaker 9>I couldn't stole on to We're not going to talk

<v Speaker 9>about that.

<v Speaker 3>I had a buddy in college who didn't have the

<v Speaker 3>like the rubbery, pointy, normal little traffic cone. He had

<v Speaker 3>like the barrel one, the barrel one with the light

<v Speaker 3>on top of my in his dorm room.

<v Speaker 2>They went out one night and stole one of those.

<v Speaker 5>I missed the mark on this traffic the thievery for

<v Speaker 5>real though. I love how you got a mom for

<v Speaker 5>your little one though, Abby, that's my favorite part of

<v Speaker 5>your story.

<v Speaker 2>That's really good, Abby. Thank you for your call.

<v Speaker 10>Gosh, have a good day.

<v Speaker 2>More people are calling in.

<v Speaker 3>Josh is quickly trying to get to these so three

<v Speaker 3>O three sixty nine one sixteen forty nine. If you

<v Speaker 3>get placed on a hold, hang tight. I will also

<v Speaker 3>come clean about There is a little hotel in New Mexico.

<v Speaker 3>Every time we go, I steal one of their coffee mugs.

<v Speaker 3>You have to, because they have the best continental breakfast

<v Speaker 3>in the morning and they've got the nicest mugs. And

<v Speaker 3>I always fill it up and take it back to

<v Speaker 3>our room and then rent it out and take it home.

<v Speaker 3>In fact, it's gotten so bad my parents went to

<v Speaker 3>the same hotel over the summer, and while my mom

<v Speaker 3>was there, I texted her. I said, Hey, I recently

<v Speaker 3>cracked one of those mugs. Can you sing me another

<v Speaker 3>one while you're there?

<v Speaker 2>You got your mom in on it, and that's why

<v Speaker 2>the room rates are so high. I know in New Mexico.

<v Speaker 3>It's me Hi Kelly, Good morning morning, JKJ.

<v Speaker 2>What's up, buddy? Come clean? What did you steal.

<v Speaker 1>Here?

<v Speaker 11>Junior high school, and I stole twelve for sale signs

<v Speaker 11>in the neighborhood and put them in my friend's house

<v Speaker 11>like in their metal. We just loaded his yard it up.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, that is like one of the all time greatest

<v Speaker 2>kid pranks, isn't it? Just fill up seven front yard.

<v Speaker 11>I don't know where the fans went, but my buddy

<v Speaker 11>had to deal with him.

<v Speaker 2>Not my problem. Prank accomplished exactly. That's a funny one.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you, sir, Thank you very much.

<v Speaker 5>Jeremy, can I just tell you Zoey not just texted

<v Speaker 5>me and said I have a traffic cone cone?

<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, what is happening? People love traffic codes,

<v Speaker 2>Those poor people working on the road. This is why

<v Speaker 2>your tax dollars are so high. It is by Joe.

<v Speaker 1>Hey, can you hear me?

<v Speaker 2>Got you? What did you steal?

<v Speaker 1>Oh? I have I have a list. I I gotta

<v Speaker 1>say my name is not Joe because it's fine. It's

<v Speaker 1>so much stuff I didn't want to put my.

<v Speaker 2>Asked people change their names. That's fine, totally fair. My

<v Speaker 2>name is Joe, and I steal things Joe Joe.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I had really well before I got on

<v Speaker 1>the right meds. I have really poortant pulse control, and basically,

<v Speaker 1>I mean my hot spot was Sephora for I still

<v Speaker 1>the stupidest things. A Clarensonic, I a bunch of cologne,

<v Speaker 1>a bunch of facial products. I don't know if you've

<v Speaker 1>heard of Keels. It's like a New York thing, but

<v Speaker 1>facial product there there's.

<v Speaker 2>Joe has the softest skin in the States, the best.

<v Speaker 1>That's the thing. I don't I didn't even use it.

<v Speaker 1>I did. I gave it to my lady friends. I

<v Speaker 1>just it was for the thrill of Joe.

<v Speaker 2>I feel dirty talking.

<v Speaker 5>I think I didn't know it was.

<v Speaker 2>I feel I don't feel so bad about my you

<v Speaker 2>know what's that, Joe?

<v Speaker 1>I would say, my impulse control is much better with

<v Speaker 1>the right meds. And on top of that, I forgot.

<v Speaker 1>There's a soap place called losit On and a whole

<v Speaker 1>bunch of soap from there.

<v Speaker 2>You're like really into the beauty products and cleanliness.

<v Speaker 11>I'm not.

<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I just can't control. You just can't get

<v Speaker 1>All my girlfriends thought I was showering them with biss,

<v Speaker 1>but no, I didn't have any place to put it.

<v Speaker 2>Joe, I'm gonna let you go.

<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you changed your name, but that's pretty damn

<v Speaker 3>funny that you're into soaps. Joe, thank you for calling.

<v Speaker 3>Have a good day, Bud. Thanks Joe, thank you, Joe bye.

<v Speaker 2>Probably on a stolen cell phone like that.

<v Speaker 3>One escalated quickly, did like we're all laughing about a

<v Speaker 3>traffic cone.

<v Speaker 2>And toothpaste's like, I'm stealing everything.

<v Speaker 5>I get myself there from Joe oh Man. I'm glad

<v Speaker 5>he's on the right meds.

<v Speaker 2>Though, on the right beds. Rain, He's on the right

<v Speaker 2>med Thank goodness, Good morning, goodness, good morning Rain. So

<v Speaker 2>what did you steal?

<v Speaker 6>Okay? So I stole one time?

<v Speaker 8>Can you hear me?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I got you? Keep going.

<v Speaker 1>Okay.

<v Speaker 6>So one time I was at the bar with my

<v Speaker 6>friend when I was in college, and it was like

<v Speaker 6>the last week of school and I wasn't going to

<v Speaker 6>be back ever. So I they had these pint glasses

<v Speaker 6>that were engraved with the bar's name on them, and

<v Speaker 6>I did take one for old time's sake. I needed,

<v Speaker 6>I needed the memory he had you. And then another

<v Speaker 6>time I was driving down this alley and it was

<v Speaker 6>my boyfriend's birthdapers around the corner and I just so

<v Speaker 6>happened to run into this really nice gaming chair in

<v Speaker 6>the alley, and I'm assuming that someone's getting rid of

<v Speaker 6>it doesn't want it anymore. So I somehow shoved it

<v Speaker 6>in my sedan, brought it home, and gifted it to

<v Speaker 6>my boyfriend for his birthday.

<v Speaker 8>And I told him that.

<v Speaker 6>I found it on Facebook marketplace, and he still doesn't

<v Speaker 6>know that I found it in the middle of an alley.

<v Speaker 3>It could have been like a delivery that they were

<v Speaker 3>dropping off like alley.

<v Speaker 2>I guess what a random it wasn't.

<v Speaker 6>It wasn't in a box. It was like exposed and

<v Speaker 6>it had clearly been used. So it's not like I

<v Speaker 6>told him it was brand new. I did tell him

<v Speaker 6>I got it off Facebook market Place, but he still

<v Speaker 6>uses it to this day.

<v Speaker 2>Hey, why not?

<v Speaker 6>It was like his favorite gifts.

<v Speaker 2>Ever, I'm going to give you a hall pass on

<v Speaker 2>that one rain.

<v Speaker 3>If it's in an alley and it's sweaty and used

<v Speaker 3>and it's just laying there, I think you can take that.

<v Speaker 2>You just got to first.

<v Speaker 1>It wasn't sweaty.

<v Speaker 3>Sorry, in my mind, I just thought some big dude

<v Speaker 3>playing Call of Duty on it.

<v Speaker 2>Sweating.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Okay, I'm giving you a hall pass on that one, Rain,

<v Speaker 3>but thank you for calling in and sharing great call.

<v Speaker 1>Thank you have a good day by Rain.

<v Speaker 11>Bye.

<v Speaker 3>Sarah's been holding a little while. Hi Sarah, Hi, Hi,

<v Speaker 3>So what did you what did you shove it in

<v Speaker 3>your pockets?

<v Speaker 10>I'm ging myself a little bit here. But back in

<v Speaker 10>the day when South Glenn was still an indoor mall

<v Speaker 10>and you could smoke inside of it, I went.

<v Speaker 11>I went with my.

<v Speaker 10>Older sister and she was like, I'll give you a dollar.

<v Speaker 10>Go in the store, look at what you want. I'm

<v Speaker 10>gonna sta at here and smokes cigarette. I was like, okay,

<v Speaker 10>do whatever you need to do. And I went in

<v Speaker 10>there and I found it trolled doll pencil topper, and

<v Speaker 10>I grabbed it and I ran out of the store

<v Speaker 10>to ask her if she'd buy it for me, and

<v Speaker 10>she put it in her pocket and we left.

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I got it for you.

<v Speaker 5>It was good to come clean, right, So you were

<v Speaker 5>an accessory you were here?

<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, because I brought it out of the store.

<v Speaker 2>Sarah, what year was this?

<v Speaker 10>Oh gosh, I had to have been in maybe third grade,

<v Speaker 10>so like ninety one, ninety two.

<v Speaker 2>Say it's probably been a long time.

<v Speaker 5>I love.

<v Speaker 11>Sarah.

<v Speaker 3>That's a funny, funny call. Do you hate Do you

<v Speaker 3>still have the troll topper?

<v Speaker 8>I don't.

<v Speaker 5>I loved with the crazy hair. Yeah, I had them

<v Speaker 5>all on top of my pins too. I see why

<v Speaker 5>you want it.

<v Speaker 2>Is it weird that I would rub him back and

<v Speaker 2>forth on my lips? Cause that's how you made Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>that's how you made. Yes, Sarah, thanks for the laughs.

<v Speaker 2>Have a great day. We'll do two more. Here is it?

<v Speaker 3>Ba ba brea? Good morning, good morning, Good morning, Bray.

<v Speaker 2>What'd you steal?

<v Speaker 5>So?

<v Speaker 7>Back when COVID had started, I was working at an

<v Speaker 7>Amazon warehouse and they have security that checks your bags

<v Speaker 7>as you're walking out, and you have a turnstile stuff

<v Speaker 7>to go through. I managed to stuff into my sweater

<v Speaker 7>and walk out with a pink and white Michael Core's bag.

<v Speaker 2>Why did you do that? You could have just play

<v Speaker 2>pick your purse.

<v Speaker 7>But this was when COVID was happening. You guys were

<v Speaker 7>doing the purses.

<v Speaker 2>This is solid. And you changed your name.

<v Speaker 7>I did as the name I like that I've heard

<v Speaker 7>in the story before.

<v Speaker 2>I feel dirty about this time. I really feel bad

<v Speaker 2>about this topic. That's an exclusive. I don't know you

<v Speaker 2>asked for I feel all yucky now. I feel wrong.

<v Speaker 7>I stole an even bigger bag. That was an overnight

<v Speaker 7>bag too. I managed to get that one on my

<v Speaker 7>sweater and get it out. And I'm not a very

<v Speaker 7>big person either. I'm only five two hundred and ten pounds.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, the how set were you doing that?

<v Speaker 5>Then?

<v Speaker 3>Are you shoving it up so it looks like you

<v Speaker 3>got you know, like large breaths or what.

<v Speaker 7>No, I just put it in and then I have

<v Speaker 7>my backpack on my back and they don't see it.

<v Speaker 7>They are looking at the front of me and not

<v Speaker 7>the back of me. And then I put my backpack

<v Speaker 7>back on my back.

<v Speaker 2>Honestly, Good for you, though, right, Good for you. She

<v Speaker 2>got what she wanted. No, come like a normal person. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>I need to go take a shower. I'm gonna let

<v Speaker 2>you go.

<v Speaker 7>I feel dirty.

<v Speaker 2>Now play pat purse.

<v Speaker 7>Okay, Yes, I've been trying.

<v Speaker 6>I've been trying.

<v Speaker 2>All right. I have a great day, See you later.

<v Speaker 7>Thank for you too.

<v Speaker 2>Why does that one? I hope she wins. The person

<v Speaker 2>that one feels really bad. All right, let's wrap things

<v Speaker 2>up with Taylor. Heyj hikay so what did you steal?

<v Speaker 8>I still a stop sign in high school?

<v Speaker 3>All right, there's been crashes at that intersection ever since.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, how did you steal a stop sign?

<v Speaker 8>I still a stop sign and I took it home

<v Speaker 8>and my dad's in law enforcement.

<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I would hope, so I would hope.

<v Speaker 8>And then I also at Joe's crapshack. It was the

<v Speaker 8>salt and pepper Corona shakers.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, those are fair Those are fair game all

<v Speaker 3>day long. I'll give you a traffic or a street

<v Speaker 3>sign story. In high school, one of my friends lived

<v Speaker 3>on Spread Eagle Lane and that sign was stolen probably

<v Speaker 3>fifteen times until they finally like welded it to the

<v Speaker 3>pole and posts in it and just like yeah and

<v Speaker 3>really changed the NAPA drive.

<v Speaker 8>Taylor out the country. So I was like, I'm just

<v Speaker 8>going to take a stop by home.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why not? You know, kids do kid things. Hey,

<v Speaker 2>have a great day, thanks for calling. We're all great.

<v Speaker 3>And the ones coming in on the text line, they're

<v Speaker 3>good to. So many of those uh cones.

<v Speaker 2>Has another big barrel from the in the college dorm room,

<v Speaker 2>just like my buddy did. I kind of want that one.

<v Speaker 4>Now that's my next purchase umber and it took big.

<v Speaker 3>Like D the D sized batteries in the back of

<v Speaker 3>it for the lights. I mean, that's so sick.

<v Speaker 2>I love that.

<v Speaker 3>Hey, everybody, thank you so much for calling in and

<v Speaker 3>coming clean today.

<v Speaker 2>Go home now and read your bibles right