[SPEAKER_04]: I'm over here now!

[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Merra, Radio Entertainment.

[SPEAKER_09]: You can listen to the Michael Merra Show at michomerachow.com.

[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, what a happy year.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a podcast.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I want to excitement when you have today.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's the Michael Merra Show with michomerra and Rob Spuac.

[SPEAKER_09]: Now here's my...

[SPEAKER_13]: So hi, hi there!

[SPEAKER_13]: Sorry, I was nodding off there for a second.

[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, you were gone for six minutes and 45 minutes.

[SPEAKER_13]: I, uh, am a little sleepy.

[SPEAKER_12]: Or do we all?

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, now this is different sleepy.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is, uh...

[SPEAKER_13]: Let's just say that the discussion has occurred in the household, maybe over the last 48 hours about, you know, could we give them to a family that would love them more, the dogs?

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, thank God.

[SPEAKER_12]: I just didn't know what you were talking about.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, they're completely and totally undisciplined.

[SPEAKER_13]: So when we have them out in the house, they have, they're in a pan.

[SPEAKER_13]: And they're basically all day in a pen or they're in a crate, so they don't roam free because they're not able to, you know, then I properly train.

[SPEAKER_13]: They'll make on the floor and then I get up at, I want to say three, it might have been two, three in the morning and Carla is awake and she's never awake at that stage because, let me give you the, the time line that I got from Carla.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, stubby at midnight.

[SPEAKER_13]: where we go to bed at night, Carla goes to bed 9 30.

[SPEAKER_13]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I love that mystery novel, stubby, stubby is up at midnight.

[SPEAKER_13]: Has to go out, has a, you know, the bad, ill, uh, Deplication.

[SPEAKER_12]: As a sour tummy.

[SPEAKER_13]: then wins low at two a.m. because he starts wanting.

[SPEAKER_13]: Right.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then then I'm up at four a.m. with both of them to take them out and I stand over a stubby and I stand over stubby for what appears to be like six minutes.

[SPEAKER_13]: By the way, if any neighbor came by at four a.m.

[SPEAKER_13]: They would see me.

[SPEAKER_13]: shirtless in my boxer brief standing out on the front line because I'm like I'm not going to bother You throw a you throw on a t-shirt or something you don't want out there rob until someone is like until someone is and But they're out there for a M F I'm you know if there is a senior citizen out there at for him and there's not

[SPEAKER_13]: because they're as regular as right.

[SPEAKER_12]: All I know is noon dinner at five, you know, if I was driving down my street at four in the morning and saw a man of your age just in his boxers, I'd do a silver alert.

[SPEAKER_13]: So man wandering out on the front lawn, well, the fact that I had the dogs attached to the, to one of the best products I ever acquired the double rope leash.

[SPEAKER_02]: Was that kind of a, was that kind of female?

[SPEAKER_13]: Don't believe it was nylon rope that you would have like tie a small boat up with.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: But it's a leash and never looked back.

[SPEAKER_13]: No fraying, no, not perfect.

[SPEAKER_13]: Now I say that, it'll break this weekend.

[SPEAKER_13]: no no no you're not it's not you're not cursed so uh and then i think that they're both and Carlos been phenomenal about uh you know taking charge because uh they've just been having problems all over the house and uh and really well.

[SPEAKER_12]: And you altered their diet.

[SPEAKER_13]: We think they got into something.

[SPEAKER_13]: The only thing I will tell you is that they may have Licked a bowl where my homemade chili was, you know, that wouldn't do it.

[SPEAKER_13]: That was gusting out.

[SPEAKER_12]: I know it.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I mean, what a pig house I live in.

[SPEAKER_13]: I swear to God.

[SPEAKER_12]: Any house with dogs is going to have the same.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, we, you know, we have Sebastian right now.

[SPEAKER_13]: So I'm so over it.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, I love being a dad and older age.

[SPEAKER_13]: I am over being a dog owner and older age.

[SPEAKER_12]: When I don't when a child moves out, you'll love your dog even more.

[SPEAKER_12]: But we have Sebastian who does he's creepy and sneaky.

[SPEAKER_12]: And if you hear like clink clink clink clink.

[SPEAKER_13]: They're all sneaky.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's their nature.

[SPEAKER_13]: They're parasitical and they're sneaky.

[SPEAKER_12]: is the only one I've ever had that carefully takes the spoon out of a bowl.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, we'll go away with the spoon.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, and then slank away because that's what they do.

[SPEAKER_13]: They sneak around.

[SPEAKER_13]: There's by the way, they know, they don't know what they're doing.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, exactly what they're doing.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm just curious.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm gonna go poop in the corner for this to away from where the two human beings are.

[SPEAKER_12]: They will.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, you keep in mind that's better than a dog like Frankie that used to poop only where I was.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: But here's the thing.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is with eight, nine, ten walks a day.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is constant up-walking, up-walking all the time.

[SPEAKER_12]: But you like to chill.

[SPEAKER_12]: You didn't get sick.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I felt great.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, I don't think it's the che... Is the Halloween candy gone?

[SPEAKER_13]: We don't even have any Halloween candy.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, so they didn't get into that.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: And they haven't changed their brand of kibble.

[SPEAKER_13]: uh... we're not really consistent as far as the dry dog's that's a mistake that might be it okay that might end by the way anger and that okay so that i'm going to put that on the list with uh... with miss is oh marah who is uh... ramping up her uh... her new location and really is going to be a lot busier this is a i'm checking things off there something she's taking charge of recently that uh... i think the scheduling for baseball she's taking a lot

[SPEAKER_13]: she's running point on because it's so convoluted and trying to figure out when he's there, when he's here and by the way, I didn't put this on my show.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh good.

[SPEAKER_13]: He had his regular game, his wreck game.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: The two divisions, he plays travel ball, and he plays the wreck ball.

[SPEAKER_13]: The wreck ball is Josh will tell you is kind of like, you know, just show up.

[SPEAKER_13]: and you're on the team you know that's right yeah so you will go back to what uh i thought uh we were done within tenon under which is the uh you know the 400 walks during a game it was by the end of the game last night kudos to my kids team for winning although they didn't win the other team lost and it was just uh you know pitch at pitch as written with negative

[SPEAKER_13]: you know, it's not only walking people but unhittable, you know, not even keeping it in the general area.

[SPEAKER_12]: All right.

[SPEAKER_12]: That was a Bob Hope would say are those pictures wild?

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, they were wild.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, pitches, man.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, how many kids from his travel ball team are on his record ball team?

[SPEAKER_13]: Ah, one, I think, I think, one.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then maybe, I don't think there were any on the other team, but it's just a on and on, and at the end, I turned around.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I set up right on the fence, Carl and I are right up close to the, you know, to the on deck circle, and their parents and the bleachers and baguaby, and I'm packing up the old chair,

[SPEAKER_13]: Who wants another ending?

[SPEAKER_13]: So that's pretty much the general attitude.

[SPEAKER_13]: Last night, Rob, I love it.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, I love it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know you'd be part of my life, but last night I could not.

[SPEAKER_13]: So that on the heels of that was the dogs doing the thing of the dogs.

[SPEAKER_12]: May I recommend it's Kirkland brand, but it's a blue bag of dog food.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think it's for a slightly older dog.

[SPEAKER_13]: But where do they sell that, Rob?

[SPEAKER_12]: Any pet store, Mike?

[SPEAKER_12]: Graterman.

[SPEAKER_13]: any greater than anywhere else.

[SPEAKER_13]: You go from your house to Costco and back to your house.

[SPEAKER_13]: The Kirkland.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's just too much.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's a lot of times.

[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, I go to the gun store.

[SPEAKER_13]: So they sell guns, they don't sell guns, they don't ask them.

[SPEAKER_02]: They do not, they do not, but this got to go to Walmart for that.

[SPEAKER_12]: You've got to be consistent and this is a great brand because it'll provide your dog with tools that are virtually odorless and his firm is a hot biscuit.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, with no more odor than hot biscuit.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I can't, I can't, I can't come at it.

[SPEAKER_13]: But are they, do they result in good?

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because that's the whole thing.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't even need to glove to pick them up at that point.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, Mike, if I whistle, it jumps, I'll do it because I bet it's cheap, right?

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it's cheaper.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's very much cheaper.

[SPEAKER_02]: And what you got to do though, it's not cheaper because you're buying a giant bag.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a, it's a year supply.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not a year supply.

[SPEAKER_13]: How do you think you would be a pickup truck?

[SPEAKER_13]: Your bags are so big.

[SPEAKER_12]: It costs 40 pounds.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's not much.

[SPEAKER_13]: Really?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: All right.

[SPEAKER_12]: What do you have?

[SPEAKER_12]: No, here's a question.

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you have a super sized bin to keep your dog

[SPEAKER_13]: We have a we have a square stainless steel thing.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't I wouldn't call it super size though, but I don't need super size.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, we can put the the food, you know, out for the rat's team.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, well, oh, so keep it in the garage or the studio would be good.

[SPEAKER_13]: All I know is last night.

[SPEAKER_12]: Gotta be consistent with dog food.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's the that's all point.

[SPEAKER_13]: And Carla, I believe, has a four client day, which for her is that's a pretty intense little schedule of face washing all day long and It's a whole bar of soap to the she will use a whole brillo pad today, it'll be very obvious.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then I don't know whether it was just the nature of the whole day, but I wrote it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I wrote it down this way.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: Rode anger.

[SPEAKER_12]: Now, it might be time for me to adjust my meds, so it's like the thing where the guy that continually gets fired and blames management, how many times before you realize it's not management, it's the guy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I will let you and are you realizing this or did someone mention it to you last

[SPEAKER_13]: No, this is, this is self, I am self aware.

[SPEAKER_13]: If I am guilty of anything, I am not guilty of not being self aware.

[SPEAKER_13]: I am self aware of when I'm being in a hole, so I know that I've always been, you know, I've always acknowledged when I'm being badly behaved.

[SPEAKER_13]: I understand that, but I will tell you this began Josh with a truck.

[SPEAKER_13]: uh... and drive back from school traffic this is a kind of approximately uh... two forty five three fifteen in that half hour after the after school traffic is it worse than the morning traffic or uh... it's hard it's hard to know that the it is

[SPEAKER_13]: In this particular case, it was, and it was just free enough that their people were gone.

[SPEAKER_13]: For whatever reason, there were a lot of pickup trucks out of their minds.

[SPEAKER_13]: But none worse than the guy that had, uh,

[SPEAKER_13]: he had an American flag on the side and he had his business name, which I will not mention I don't want to get sued, but it was in he worked with wood.

[SPEAKER_13]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's all I'm saying and that was the business that he had.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm hanging on every word, Josh.

[SPEAKER_13]: And it was a business Kelsey.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was a business.

[SPEAKER_13]: It was a lot of flags, a lot of protect and serve.

[SPEAKER_13]: We the people of that type of thing.

[SPEAKER_13]: I can see why you're angry.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, along a lot.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, that's not the domain of your people exclusively, but let's just say many of them and he had all the different branches represent and this and that and he likes all the branches represented.

[SPEAKER_02]: He was when you're on or you're a poser.

[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, no, no, this is the branch of the service he's talking about and he was like, very okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: Very red, white and blue.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, you really should pick one to some of you got to pick one.

[SPEAKER_13]: And there's the business right on the truck and the phone number and everything.

[SPEAKER_13]: And this guy's driving like a flat out fool, like cutting people of it.

[SPEAKER_13]: He's got a big truck with the big wheels and the wide wheels, uh, not a duly, but it was okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: But it was a big, you know, big tire, but it did truck and it's driving like a complete cut in people off back and forth.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I noticed this guy from three or four call cars back.

[SPEAKER_13]: And at this point, I finally see this guy almost hit another car.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then he comes up and back and me, because I get in front of him in the left line.

[SPEAKER_13]: And when he makes the cut over, he almost takes my rear bumper off.

[SPEAKER_13]: And at this point, I get in the left lane and I get up next to him and I roll down the window and I say I look at him and go, you're dangerous, you are dangerous and I get the FFFF, you know, and then I'm like, I can't believe this guy advertising his business on his truck and meanwhile for the second time in less than a week.

[SPEAKER_13]: I've got my crumb cruncher in the car and here's the thing if you think the world of you right about that.

[SPEAKER_13]: If he was upset, I would be more, I would be more, I would be less concerned if he was upset.

[SPEAKER_13]: He's digging on it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because he likes it the last time.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's not right right at all right.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know I look I know I'm not what I'm doing is wrong.

[SPEAKER_13]: What did I write down here?

[SPEAKER_13]: It now it might be time for me to adjust my madness.

[SPEAKER_13]: So I'm saying the guy You might be taking notes back there and that's right.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_13]: Because it's like I don't want you know do do like I say not the like I do wait till he gets his learners to write you out.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, you think he's got no I don't think it's that.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think he likes what he sees because it's fun

[SPEAKER_13]: He's going to get his learners and yell at other 15 years here's what I say yeah at this point I get him back of the guy

[SPEAKER_13]: because he shoots way ahead.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then I get him back of him and at a stoplight.

[SPEAKER_13]: That was way up, he just he got caught by the stoplight probably perfectly.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm in back of the guy, two, two, three cars and back of the guy and I see the phone number.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm like, I'm gonna call the phone number and tell the company that they've got a maniac driving their car.

[SPEAKER_12]: My, this isn't meant, this is old man.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's like, it's a cell phone.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's a great next home in the car.

[SPEAKER_13]: And so I told you I need to do a judge my man.

[SPEAKER_13]: Mike Dolls, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_12]: Hello, man.

[SPEAKER_12]: I hope you're on this.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm that proud.

[SPEAKER_12]: And the first thing you say is, I, your danger.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's click.

[SPEAKER_13]: No.

[SPEAKER_13]: The phone rings, and that's going on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've got a request for Michael.

[SPEAKER_02]: If Michael was listening to this at some point, could you start video tape in these options?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I don't want to video tape road roads.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't want to, you know what I want to do?

[SPEAKER_13]: I want to avoid this for the rest of the season.

[SPEAKER_13]: I really don't want to do it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I call the number on the back of the truck.

[SPEAKER_13]: And when the phone rings and Sanchez, he's like, don't call my business.

[SPEAKER_13]: A hole.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I look, and he's got his phone off to his ear, and then later on, what sort of business it is?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I'm a vet.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's wood.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said it already.

[SPEAKER_13]: Don't, you can't do that.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, you might get me in trouble.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, I'm not going to be in trouble.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I'm not going to be in trouble.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, you had a small dropout on my side.

[SPEAKER_12]: So I did not hear that.

[SPEAKER_12]: So I just make sure.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: Let's just say, at this point, it's over.

[SPEAKER_13]: He is at this point.

[SPEAKER_13]: I am in my turn lane to turn onto my main drag where my house is located.

[SPEAKER_13]: If he's a few cars back at this point, and I got one more roll down the window.

[SPEAKER_13]: You're dangerous.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then if I can describe.

[SPEAKER_13]: What did Michael say?

[SPEAKER_13]: Michael said, man, he really does look like he has a low IQ.

[SPEAKER_13]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_13]: And so he, I'm waiting.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said, is he coming up on us again?

[SPEAKER_13]: Because he's going straight.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, there's not going to be an altercation.

[SPEAKER_12]: Now you've got, you've got him looking as like your side man.

[SPEAKER_12]: You're asking your son.

[SPEAKER_12]: Is he coming up?

[SPEAKER_13]: Is he coming up?

[SPEAKER_13]: Because he was, he was for look six, seven cars and back.

[SPEAKER_13]: And it took a long time.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then.

[SPEAKER_13]: He's driving by.

[SPEAKER_13]: We're stopped at the light.

[SPEAKER_13]: We're not going anywhere.

[SPEAKER_13]: He's driving by and the only way I could Describe the look that he has was a As he drives by like yeah, like it's happened to him a hundred times which you know it has, right?

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, so I remember the the name and the first thing I do when I get my son home is I hop on the Google and Excellent

[SPEAKER_13]: and it turns out the business is no more in my fine town.

[SPEAKER_13]: It is out of business.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, he really should take down the signage on his truck.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, who knows?

[SPEAKER_13]: But it was over and then I accidentally buttile that number again, caught it in time and then blocked the number.

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you buttile me the other day?

[SPEAKER_13]: I do I've been butt-tiling a bit.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm a old man.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, I don't think you said it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Where are you keeping your phone in your back pocket?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't get my phone on my back pocket, but yeah, not a butthole.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's technically a crotch style.

[SPEAKER_13]: Is, uh, what a problem.

[SPEAKER_02]: Much hotter.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, that's got its mind of its own.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not proud of any of this.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not proud.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not proud of any of it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I really am not.

[SPEAKER_13]: I wish that I could.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I need to stop.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is self-control.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is like eating when you shouldn't eat.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is the whole thing.

[SPEAKER_13]: Like just, just drive responsibly and try to avoid the hails, but they are.

[SPEAKER_12]: Would you have been, wouldn't you have had something unsatisfied in your body if you had just let it go?

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, yeah, because I'm, I'm sitting me going, I got you know, okay, you know, okay, Trumpy Trump dick.

[SPEAKER_13]: You shouldn't be driving like that, you know, and really, with his stolen valor, and I think that the whole thing is just this, this BS world we live just in on the chat room.

[SPEAKER_12]: My Carla, oh, she does not give a city.

[SPEAKER_12]: Says Mike has no control.

[SPEAKER_13]: Do you have her number, do you have her number, yeah, would you like to write, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's already dropped Michael off.

[SPEAKER_12]: Let's call Mike, don't tell her that she's dangerous when she is.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I'm going to let her vent so I don't hear it later.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, that's good.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_13]: She'll give me this later and I want you guys to join in, huh?

[SPEAKER_12]: Is this the first she's hearing of it or had to do?

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's, I was in a mood last night, she'll tell you that.

[SPEAKER_13]: I was in a mood.

[SPEAKER_13]: I was in a bad mood last night.

[SPEAKER_13]: How very, very bad.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know because the whole, uh, between the game, just being tedious and, you know, the incident on the road and I was, uh, sleep deprived and it just wasn't fun at all.

[SPEAKER_13]: It was, uh, difficult.

[SPEAKER_13]: And, and let me just make it clear.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know I need to change it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Hey,

[SPEAKER_13]: Can you hear me, Carla?

[SPEAKER_02]: Can you hear me, Carla?

[SPEAKER_02]: I guess she cannot hear us.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to try her out?

[SPEAKER_02]: Hello?

[SPEAKER_02]: Can you hear us?

[SPEAKER_13]: Let me call her right back.

[SPEAKER_08]: All right.

[SPEAKER_08]: Hello?

[SPEAKER_13]: Hi, can you hear me now?

[SPEAKER_13]: God damn it.

[SPEAKER_13]: What's wrong?

[SPEAKER_08]: Hi.

[SPEAKER_08]: Hello.

[SPEAKER_13]: Here you go, off the board.

[SPEAKER_13]: You never makes mistakes.

[SPEAKER_13]: Can you hear me now?

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I can do it with the phone.

[SPEAKER_13]: How come we can't get her through the board?

[SPEAKER_13]: We've done that before.

[SPEAKER_13]: She is on the board now.

[SPEAKER_13]: Can you hear me now?

[SPEAKER_08]: No.

[SPEAKER_13]: God Almighty!

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't need this today.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's Thursday.

[SPEAKER_13]: Don't yell at her.

[SPEAKER_13]: Don't yell at her.

[SPEAKER_02]: We've had people, but Tyler, can you hear me?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, she cannot.

[SPEAKER_02]: I disconnected it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Do you know why by any chance why we're not able to Successfully everything looks good on our end.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.

[SPEAKER_12]: Carla King.

[SPEAKER_12]: Can you hear me Carla?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there she is

[SPEAKER_04]: Honey, do you want me to just call her myself?

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a cutie.

[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, yeah, go ahead and call yourself if you can figure it out.

[SPEAKER_13]: Let me know.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right, please.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's not that's Katherine.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's my Carla.

[SPEAKER_12]: Josh, have you tried unplugging it and plugging it in again?

[SPEAKER_13]: Look at the joy.

[SPEAKER_13]: Look at the joy from the man of you.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[SPEAKER_13]: everything okay that you're calling or someone else you can't get in touch with them we're making plans for the holidays and oh yeah you know and the best that was the best part of the day is that you know my daughter high-sweetie hey Josh I think things up again he didn't laugh at that he didn't laugh at that at all listen I know I need to be did was that the first time you heard about the road

[SPEAKER_13]: Great.

[SPEAKER_13]: You told me yesterday.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, good.

[SPEAKER_12]: I told you yesterday.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I might.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: You don't have any self control.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, no.

[SPEAKER_13]: I do on occasion.

[SPEAKER_13]: I do.

[SPEAKER_13]: I, but I know that I need to modify.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know, well, well, I am, do I look, I, I've taken every drug you recommended for me.

[SPEAKER_08]: And someone say, there's a need, you know, it's okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, my card is lying.

[SPEAKER_13]: I want to say right now.

[SPEAKER_12]: This is major, my, to ground control, you know, lack of self control, but that's already a house right now.

[SPEAKER_13]: You're not, now we're, now you're talking over her.

[SPEAKER_13]: So it's not working.

[SPEAKER_13]: So because we, it works if you, if she can hear you, I understand.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, anyway, I'm, uh, I'll do better.

[SPEAKER_13]: I promise.

[SPEAKER_08]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_08]: Let's start.

[SPEAKER_08]: It starts with your Diane's game.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, it does.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, it does.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm willing to be lectured.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: My behavior is a day giant game.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_13]: What about Monday to say Wednesday?

[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go through the whole week.

[SPEAKER_08]: You're sugar control.

[SPEAKER_13]: Um, my sugar control as well.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, you're right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Check.

[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: Let me get my ding around.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: So start again.

[SPEAKER_13]: Giants game, uh, behave bad behavior.

[SPEAKER_13]: Check.

[SPEAKER_13]: No argument there.

[SPEAKER_13]: Next.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, having control over your sugar sugar not not wanting to, uh, you know, stop and get, uh, you know ice cream over.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, very bad.

[SPEAKER_13]: Not culvers.

[SPEAKER_13]: Never culvers.

[SPEAKER_13]: Culvers to to, uh, to coloric.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, dairy queen dip cone.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I get.

[SPEAKER_13]: aggressive driving.

[SPEAKER_13]: But more like reacting to it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, aggressive driving.

[SPEAKER_08]: Now sometimes it's like you see things that aren't really there.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'll cop to it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'll cop to it.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my big things up.

[SPEAKER_08]: You'll say, oh, they went faster when they didn't go.

[SPEAKER_13]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to agree with you.

[SPEAKER_13]: This in this particular case that I'm talking about that wasn't true.

[SPEAKER_13]: Why do that?

[SPEAKER_13]: Why?

[SPEAKER_13]: I do it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I can do better.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's all I'm going to say.

[SPEAKER_03]: I do it though.

[SPEAKER_13]: Why do I get?

[SPEAKER_13]: Because I don't like a whole scarler.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't like I don't suffer fools.

[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_08]: That person yesterday when I got in front of them, they didn't speed up and they weren't being in it.

[SPEAKER_08]: But you said they spread up and they're.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I wasn't.

[SPEAKER_13]: I wasn't behind the wheel.

[SPEAKER_13]: You were behind the wheel.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I probably was just in a mood.

[SPEAKER_13]: Wasn't I in a mood yesterday, most of the day?

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you need to get some sleep.

[SPEAKER_13]: I do.

[SPEAKER_13]: I knew.

[SPEAKER_13]: And it's not going to when we have bowel dogs, diarrhea dogs, you know, Mike, I want to ask a question, but I don't want to talk over Carla, Mike, is Carla ever in a tunnel?

[SPEAKER_13]: John L. Wright, you're such a pus.

[SPEAKER_13]: Maybe get your nose hairs waxed with

[SPEAKER_12]: Have you ever seen a aggressive driving on Carla because Carla does a lot of you driving for you Carla aggressively drives when we're on long trips Yeah, she aggressively drives too often.

[SPEAKER_13]: You do do indeed you speed Let's get out of the car.

[SPEAKER_13]: Can you try Carla again?

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm gonna hang up on you and see if we can get you on the regular show for a second We have plenty of time.

[SPEAKER_13]: Let's take can we try it again?

[SPEAKER_13]: We can see if we let's see if we get it

[SPEAKER_13]: I won't be mad.

[SPEAKER_13]: I won't be mad at Josh because this is all about self-control and Josh never has issues so this is fine because this is fine as a rule When you're together, she mostly does the driving, doesn't she?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, not all the time, but a lot of the time.

[SPEAKER_13]: Can you hear me now?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's not working.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not going to be your face, it's not going to work.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's not working.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe a restart or something.

[SPEAKER_13]: A restart.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'll call her back.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'll call her back.

[SPEAKER_13]: Hello?

[SPEAKER_13]: Ringing.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_13]: I apologize.

[SPEAKER_02]: With yesterday's wood guy, did you have to speed up to catch up to him?

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he got it, okay, all right, yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: Hello, damn it.

[SPEAKER_13]: What a mess.

[SPEAKER_12]: I hope she was able to the phone

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, sorry about that.

[SPEAKER_13]: We're having phone issues on the show today.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: No problem.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Love you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Have a good day.

[SPEAKER_08]: Love you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_12]: So that's I don't know how that ended Mike because she didn't say her normal bye bye.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, so that's fine.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: She's happy.

[SPEAKER_13]: She's going to good mood.

[SPEAKER_13]: She likes doing what she does.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_13]: She's in a fine.

[SPEAKER_13]: But I do and I mean this.

[SPEAKER_13]: I need to, uh, on that particular element, I need to do better at that, and sugar controls also another thing I need to do better.

[SPEAKER_12]: But I mean, take the symptoms out of it.

[SPEAKER_12]: If the causation is your medication, I don't think it's your medication.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, I'm making it joke.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, maybe I need to adjust my meds.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is self-control.

[SPEAKER_13]: I think medication takes you only so far and blaming it or attributing it to your behavior is, uh, is a slippery slope.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I don't think you should

[SPEAKER_13]: Anyway, I mean really yeah, I mean because it's it's you ultimately you might get a little assistance But it's it's really you and that's mine.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's on me Oh my is this I hate to ask this is there celebrity he most resembled yes The late mayor of Toronto Rob Ford

[SPEAKER_13]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_13]: We can get a picture of Rob for Josh.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm working you to death.

[SPEAKER_13]: I can do that.

[SPEAKER_13]: But that is who he resembled and only perhaps a thinner version.

[SPEAKER_13]: And you know, and there was a challenge, of course, during all of this.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, I mean, I'm, I appear, I don't appear to be a 35 year old man.

[SPEAKER_13]: I think that if you see me from the shoulder up, I don't appear to be,

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, super young and the D.C. of these in theory is that's the guy that is so happy and you know what, it's so much better than when I even said it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I love it so much more it's that's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it was.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, I used to be the guy that would receive those calls when people would call into the office and say, hey, this driver is driving crazy.

[SPEAKER_02]: How would you handle it?

[SPEAKER_02]: I would I would apologize to them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Tell them that I'm gonna suspend the guy and then I call the guy and say what happened Any blames the other driver and I say, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_02]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: When you were taking those calls did the trucks have the ever so annoying How do you like my driving painted on it with the number?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, just the phone number all right.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: To change this subject, I'll take the spotlight off of me.

[SPEAKER_13]: I want to take it on to another guy for you right now.

[SPEAKER_13]: This gentleman's name and this is what it was cool.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is a I'm going to take a little swim in something that is near and dear to my heart and was with my father and I and it's a bit of a journey.

[SPEAKER_13]: But I think it's a father that might be entertaining.

[SPEAKER_12]: Was your father an aggressive driver?

[SPEAKER_13]: Um, not at all.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Not at all.

[SPEAKER_13]: So you get from your mom, but my father enjoyed my father had a squirrel element because he got a car afford back in the day.

[SPEAKER_13]: This all long time ago.

[SPEAKER_13]: Right.

[SPEAKER_13]: I showed you the car that I that I wrote around in when I was a kid.

[SPEAKER_13]: You said a Ford.

[SPEAKER_13]: It was a four.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, like rock for that for it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I will tell you that that was a really good one.

[SPEAKER_13]: I would date myself.

[SPEAKER_13]: So this gentleman's name and I hope I pronounce it correctly.

[SPEAKER_13]: El Estupario, Sabarini, I'm going to try to get it down.

[SPEAKER_13]: L. Estupario Cibiriano.

[SPEAKER_13]: Cibiriano.

[SPEAKER_13]: That is the stage name of a gentleman named Jorge Guerrido.

[SPEAKER_13]: He is a Spanish drummer from Valencia, who is internationally famous for his impressive technique and large social media presence.

[SPEAKER_13]: I believe the last time I checked maybe over five years.

[SPEAKER_13]: Million followers for this guy.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, like that guy.

[SPEAKER_12]: He has a lot of followers, too.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, that's Rob.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's Rob Ford with a crackfight.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_13]: It wasn't Rob Ford a guy.

[SPEAKER_13]: We worked with it some particular.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, sort of anyway.

[SPEAKER_13]: So he this guy is all over the internet and I watched him and we talked about it yesterday

[SPEAKER_13]: couldn't bring him up yesterday on the show, but I decided to do a dive on him and he has hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of video shorts online.

[SPEAKER_13]: One of the most impressive that I can't if that I think shows his technique, and this is the before buddy one that I sent you Josh.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I'll check it out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Check it out in a 25 minute video, so you also tell me how to skip around.

[SPEAKER_13]: 25 minutes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that may have 25.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, Ghost to heaven.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, no, no, no, wrong one the other one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh Okay, the other one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is that this is what was in the link that you sent me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now if this is the one that says before buddy Oh, you want before buddy before buddy

[SPEAKER_13]: I, uh, first saw him and I didn't believe it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I bought him this crazy, it's insanity.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, any drummer watching this would tell you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, now he's going off.

[SPEAKER_13]: I just completely showing off.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it's picked to what a great kit that is.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, the guy is...

[SPEAKER_13]: It's hard to describe.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, the drummers will get into his anybody will get in it.

[SPEAKER_13]: You can even hear it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: I, I'm just any plays along to attract a lot.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, like this.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's what he does a lot of.

[SPEAKER_13]: See and see music, frankly, Mike.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm watching this guy and his footwork

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, really, that's his logo.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm just, I watched hundreds of these videos where he does it.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not a drummer.

[SPEAKER_12]: I like music.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not a drummer.

[SPEAKER_12]: He's thrilling to watch.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: And so imagine, and we'll play the first part of this next video.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: When, up on my feed, pops this.

[SPEAKER_13]: And you know, I'm going to feel.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm going to feel.

[SPEAKER_05]: He sees Gabriel in the distance.

[SPEAKER_05]: And the closer he gets, he starts listening to the best drumming he's ever heard me in his entire life.

[SPEAKER_05]: Gabriel Gabriel what is that that body rich and Gabriel that no sorry son That's just god It thinks he's body rich Hi everybody and welcome to today's reaction to me years to make it for a good reason

[SPEAKER_05]: I've watched all of his drum solos, and I don't want to do a reaction if I've already watched the video, but the other day, I just came across something that I've never watched.

[SPEAKER_05]: A drum solo circa, 1970, he's has a very special value for me because I actually do consider this guy to be the greatest drummer that ever existed.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it's not only me, Neopurt, for example.

[SPEAKER_05]: There are great dramas and then there's body rich finica you that they've weko you name it all of them say the same exact thing This guy right here is the man however apparently he was an idiot.

[SPEAKER_05]: He was a very bad guy

[SPEAKER_13]: All right, so he goes on and on, and it does very true.

[SPEAKER_13]: I share that for the simple purpose of, you know, my, my musical idol, Buddy Rich, who I saw.

[SPEAKER_12]: You love interviews, right?

[SPEAKER_13]: I interviewed him.

[SPEAKER_13]: I saw him 11 times in concert.

[SPEAKER_13]: He goes on and on and plays a clip of Buddy.

[SPEAKER_13]: They're all over the internet too.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I just thought it was very cool that the guy that I have not seen anybody online in a very long time with that kind of ability and he's spectacular.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know the backstory completely about what he's in do.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know that he has flirted with being a drummer in some different bands.

[SPEAKER_12]: But maybe he has a European presence that we don't know about.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, he's from Spain and drumming legends such as Tommy Lee, Jack Black, Mike Portnoi, they all acknowledge this guy as being absolutely amazing.

[SPEAKER_13]: The fact that he pays tribute to my guy with a totally different style of his own.

[SPEAKER_13]: It just was terrific.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's my little drum moment that I wanted to share with you.

[SPEAKER_12]: He was obviously good at like funk drumming.

[SPEAKER_12]: We saw that there with that dance record.

[SPEAKER_12]: Does he?

[SPEAKER_12]: Does he drum jazz?

[SPEAKER_12]: Does he drum rock?

[SPEAKER_12]: What is he doing?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: every thing.

[SPEAKER_13]: But the speed is, and he's kind of a trickster, you know, these guys that do these YouTube videos, it's not necessarily playing along with another band, it's playing either to attract, and then doing magic tricks with his left hand, just incredible.

[SPEAKER_13]: If you like drumming, let me give it to you again, it is called.

[SPEAKER_13]: The stage name is L.

[SPEAKER_13]: Estupada, L. Estupario, Cibiriano, and you know, that's the name of Jorge, and let me see.

[SPEAKER_13]: It means it translates roughly to the Siberian step.

[SPEAKER_13]: And though it's meaning was initially random.

[SPEAKER_13]: It is stuck.

[SPEAKER_13]: Dorito is known for his mind-blowing technique, including playing the one-handed rapid fills.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's the thing that I can't believe.

[SPEAKER_13]: So that's it.

[SPEAKER_13]: How old you suppose he is?

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_13]: What do you think?

[SPEAKER_12]: I always say I think 40.

[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe.

[SPEAKER_13]: $9.35.

[SPEAKER_12]: Right.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's cool.

[SPEAKER_12]: Because drummers can drum until they're old, so we'll have him for a while.

[SPEAKER_02]: And God forbid unless something happens.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Drummers tend to get in trouble also.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: You mean like Tommy Lee did?

[SPEAKER_13]: Orb.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Or many drummers.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean alcohol.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_13]: People are Keith Moon.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: The guy from a few fighters.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I wonder what the yeah, bottom right.

[SPEAKER_13]: It does you know you talk about that.

[SPEAKER_13]: You're right when you Will back in the history.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's the joke in spinal tap that the three guys have been together forever and they've had like 18 drummers They just keep losing drummers.

[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't know the bit that's yeah, I like that

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[SPEAKER_13]: According to a report by Reuters, the president has not even sent plans for his 90,000 square foot ballroom to the National Capital Planning Commission, which oversees construction of federal buildings, a bombshell pole from UGOV found that 42 percent

[SPEAKER_13]: of people strongly disapproved of Trump's demolition of the East Wing, a further 13% of people said they disapproved, meaning over half of their participants think that the president should not have gone ahead with his plans.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, only 13% approved and just 1 in 10 people

[SPEAKER_13]: It's kind of like out of control, right?

[SPEAKER_13]: And really, he's doing whatever the hell he wants to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's horrifying to look at what's that, Josh?

[SPEAKER_02]: Some might say he's a king.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_13]: And that's why they might have a protest against that.

[SPEAKER_13]: So I've got an idea.

[SPEAKER_13]: Let's call it no kings day.

[SPEAKER_12]: Mike this morning, uh, they were showing some great footage of them destroying a democracy on television.

[SPEAKER_12]: And Kerry said, that's really big.

[SPEAKER_12]: And then they talk about how it's a ballroom for a thousand, but it can also be used for meetings with leaders.

[SPEAKER_12]: And Kerry says, I don't think there's a thousand leaders that need to fit in there.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then I said, yeah, that'll show like that.

[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. President, can you hear me?

[SPEAKER_11]: Then hear me on the other side of the room.

[SPEAKER_12]: what we decided would be good is if this big ballroom and I don't know if you've seen it it really looks like it comes from the roof in falls but if they had some of those dividing curtains that you see in like all rooms at the hotel this is the the screen the country across the hall of the summer it's for 400 people this is what I've read I've read a lot about this because that's all you can really I mean you know if the playbook

[SPEAKER_12]: this is the greatest genius in the history of the presidency as far as manipulating media so good because it's not just something that everyone's talking about this is I mean because he did that with sugar and Coca-Cola yes this is everyone's talking about it without rage this is going to make people not think about

[SPEAKER_12]: anything else.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I think that's the playbook.

[SPEAKER_13]: But I could be wrong.

[SPEAKER_13]: I will tell you one of the things I read about it was that when it is completed, yes, that the scale, because we all know we've already articles about it's going to be bigger than the actual White House itself.

[SPEAKER_13]: The scale of it is going to make the White House kind of look out of whack.

[SPEAKER_12]: So I don't know whether that's true or not, but White House is when you get right on it.

[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, it's beautiful if you're driving on costume.

[SPEAKER_13]: I've been in the backyard, you've been in the backyard.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, but when you get really close to it, it's not that big.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, it's stately, it's lovely, but it's not that big.

[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the renderer of the ballroom.

[SPEAKER_02]: and it makes the White House look stupid.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it does.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's interesting.

[SPEAKER_13]: What?

[SPEAKER_13]: The first time I've seen that Josh, that's the first time I've actually seen it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if this is a facial release or what someone else do.

[SPEAKER_02]: But he's a very rendering my best news that rendering actually has audio to it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this means that in Trump's next turn, he can replace the White House.

[SPEAKER_02]: He can begin to do what?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, next time we can tear down the rest of the White House and build a giant in the third turn.

[SPEAKER_13]: The third turn.

[SPEAKER_13]: I, from this angle, I think that the, and don't get pissed at me, my brethren, please don't get pissed, but I'm saying it looks like it is separate enough from the White House itself.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's from the White House.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's from the White House.

[SPEAKER_13]: There's a walkway between.

[SPEAKER_13]: There's a walkway between.

[SPEAKER_13]: I think that angle is designed to make it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_13]: I have to face it.

[SPEAKER_12]: He took a, actually, a page from the, from the sphere in Las Vegas, and just like it's connected to the Venetian, the ballroom is connected to the White House.

[SPEAKER_02]: The sphere.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's some other renderings.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, here's the platform.

[SPEAKER_02]: Follow me.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's the indoor.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, see?

[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like it's set up for hookers.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think the problem with the indoor renderings is the gold chairs.

[SPEAKER_13]: I left renderings, though.

[SPEAKER_13]: I like the renderings, they're good.

[SPEAKER_13]: But that's his, you know, that's the whole Mara Lago look.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's what he's going for, you know, with that.

[SPEAKER_12]: It looks like it's a very big version of what he's done to the oval office.

[SPEAKER_12]: He's made it very shiny.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's all I can say.

[SPEAKER_13]: I feel like a Madeleine con.

[SPEAKER_13]: I feel like Madeleine con and blazing settled.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm tired.

[SPEAKER_13]: Tired, the watching the news with all the presidential blues.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so tired.

[SPEAKER_13]: If you're a regular at your local coffee shop, they may be preparing your order.

[SPEAKER_13]: The moment you walk in the door, but now AI might be able to make that happen to every customer.

[SPEAKER_13]: Starbucks CEO Brian Nicole or Nickel recently talked about the ways they're planning to integrate artificial intelligence into their biz.

[SPEAKER_13]: And the most intriguing thing is some sort of AI

[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's not a robot that can read people's minds.

[SPEAKER_13]: It sounds like it's more about the Starbucks app being able to predict what you want and letting you just talk to your device and say, hey, I need my Starbucks order.

[SPEAKER_02]: We can do it already.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so it's when I go in and it shows recently ordered.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can do that with the app.

[SPEAKER_12]: You don't need any fans.

[SPEAKER_12]: I guess it's like, in my Starbucks the last time I walked in, they gave me 10 cake pops in a chocolate croissant.

[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't even have to ask.

[SPEAKER_13]: no beverage at all, not at all, uh, anyway.

[SPEAKER_13]: One of the pop cups in that way, it doesn't seem that far off from just ordering a head.

[SPEAKER_13]: They mentioned that to in the story, having to pay through a digital wallet, uh, walking and grabbing your order, walking out for the record, the CEO said, they're not interested in a fully robotic staff.

[SPEAKER_13]: Instead, they want to focus on the real craft.

[SPEAKER_13]: and giving people a personal, not robotic experience.

[SPEAKER_13]: So there's hope, I suppose, is that.

[SPEAKER_12]: Speaking of which, have you heard anything about this new fad ghost tapping?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't.

[SPEAKER_12]: I've never heard the word.

[SPEAKER_12]: This is where people have devices that recognize the chip in your card.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, like in your on your debit card, I was a camp counselor director when I was like 20 or 21 and I we went to a restaurant with a bunch of the counselors and there's a particular council she was a very very attractive and we sat next to each other in a booth with three on three you know three people sure I I think she might have done a little ghost happy going and I was

[SPEAKER_13]: one of the great thrills of my life.

[SPEAKER_13]: I remember, actually.

[SPEAKER_13]: But I'll never really forget that.

[SPEAKER_13]: Highland, I still remember the name.

[SPEAKER_12]: Nice.

[SPEAKER_12]: But when they bump into you, they try to grab your chip in your phone and then they have control because you've, they've scanned their chip.

[SPEAKER_13]: So they move things like where you have intercourse with the phones and you press them against each other.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: And they try to digitally connect to you.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, so I heard on the news this morning, uh, your best defense is get a get a pocket in your wallet that will discourage that and keep your card in the pocket and there's like apparently there are special things that you can get your wallet new thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is this is.

[SPEAKER_02]: for ever they just have a new fantasy name.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so that's it.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's why it was on the local new.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's the way it works.

[SPEAKER_13]: Ladies and gentlemen, hey, would you factor this in if you were buying a new car?

[SPEAKER_13]: Someone looked at the resale value of different cars after five years and they brought color into the discussion.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not talking.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's what's wrong with America.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know too much focus on color.

[SPEAKER_13]: The two colors that kill your car's value, the most are black and blue.

[SPEAKER_13]: Fantastic.

[SPEAKER_13]: What color is your car?

[SPEAKER_12]: I have a blue car.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: And the car that we had before that was black.

[SPEAKER_12]: Of course, we didn't have to resell it because there was no maintenance done on it.

[SPEAKER_12]: So it's seized.

[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, it's the most crappy art now.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_12]: We only had to pay pennies to have it towed to have the car taken away from us.

[SPEAKER_13]: Blue cars depreciate the most losing an average of 27, I'm sorry Rob, 27% of their value in the first five years.

[SPEAKER_12]: I love my blue car.

[SPEAKER_13]: Black cars in exit 23% not clear why we're willing to pay less for those two colors, but maybe this has something to do with it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Kelly Blue Book says Blue and Black are two of the hardest colors to keep clean.

[SPEAKER_13]: Dark colored cars tend to look filthier because it's easier to see the dirt.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's actually harder to see the dirt on light-colored cars.

[SPEAKER_13]: Study found that ones that retain their value, the best are white cars, losing just 18% of their value.

[SPEAKER_13]: Have you ever heard of white cars?

[SPEAKER_12]: You have a lot of cars.

[SPEAKER_13]: Have you ever heard of white cars?

[SPEAKER_13]: They usually retain their value, unless you hit the target red ball out in front of a target.

[SPEAKER_13]: Hey everybody, let's say hi to Lance with a $15, T.M.O.S.

[SPEAKER_13]: Ballroom Super Chat.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you very, very much.

[SPEAKER_13]: We appreciate that Lance.

[SPEAKER_13]: By the way, for those of you in the comments, we really really do appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thanks so much for sharing that.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's very kind of you Lance.

[SPEAKER_13]: You're a good, good man.

[SPEAKER_13]: We'll get right to the 90,000 square foot T.M.O.S.

[SPEAKER_13]: Ballroom.

[SPEAKER_12]: We're going to start building Mike as soon as the T.M.O.S.

[SPEAKER_12]: shutdown is over.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you, looking forward to it, ladies and gentlemen.

[SPEAKER_13]: Michael Keaton was inducted into the new Pittsburgh Walk of Fame on Monday.

[SPEAKER_13]: I love Michael Keaton.

[SPEAKER_13]: Pittsburgh, Jim Amado territory, ladies and gentlemen, the problem his name was misspelled.

[SPEAKER_12]: How do you suppose Jim would react to that?

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't understand.

[SPEAKER_13]: Talk about a classic case of Yehat.

[SPEAKER_13]: One job to do.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, Jimmy.

[SPEAKER_13]: His name on the star is correct, but the paragraph underneath his first name is spelled as MICHAL.

[SPEAKER_13]: That happened a lot in my lifetime.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know what else they've spelled his sunflower seeds?

[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, who did the lettering on the bottom part?

[SPEAKER_04]: Five, five, six!

[SPEAKER_13]: The executive director said, quote, Duh!

[SPEAKER_13]: Duh!

[SPEAKER_13]: I said, I'm so sorry this happened.

[SPEAKER_13]: He was so gracious when he was here.

[SPEAKER_13]: He was so expressive about his love for Pittsburgh and the people.

[SPEAKER_13]: I can only hope he shows some grace and for gives me for this faux pas.

[SPEAKER_13]: She says a new plaque will be good.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, there's a fine one, Janisto over here.

[SPEAKER_13]: There's a new plaque will be created quickly.

[SPEAKER_13]: Keaton attended the ceremony and expressed his gratitude and a speech, quote, there's nothing like being recognized by your hometown, because it's actually the place that makes you who you are.

[SPEAKER_13]: Other inductees in the inaugural class are George Benson, Nellie Blye, Andrew Carnegie, I guess they couldn't get him to come to the ceremony.

[SPEAKER_13]: What they spelled as name, right?

[SPEAKER_13]: Rachel Carson.

[SPEAKER_13]: Who's Rachel Carson?

[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[SPEAKER_13]: She's supposed to tonight show.

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't think.

[SPEAKER_13]: Do you know, Rachel, Rachel Carson?

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_13]: Rachel Carson.

[SPEAKER_13]: Fred Rogers.

[SPEAKER_13]: The doctor.

[SPEAKER_13]: Dr. Jonas Sock.

[SPEAKER_13]: We know him.

[SPEAKER_13]: Andy Warhol Roberto Clemente.

[SPEAKER_13]: What a pirate.

[SPEAKER_13]: What a Pittsburgh pirate he was.

[SPEAKER_13]: And August Wilson.

[SPEAKER_13]: Those are the entities.

[SPEAKER_12]: I never knew that Keaton was from Pittsburgh.

[SPEAKER_12]: I like Michael Keaton quite a bit.

[SPEAKER_12]: And that makes sense.

[SPEAKER_12]: Because one of his first gigs was working with Mr. Rogers.

[SPEAKER_12]: He feels like a deckhand or a field not a fieldhand deckhand and a set guy, like a prop guy for the Mr. Rodgers.

[SPEAKER_13]: Back to Pittsburgh for Keith.

[SPEAKER_13]: And everybody, Rachel Carson.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm a Ween biologist.

[SPEAKER_13]: Ah, okay, very good.

[SPEAKER_13]: Reality contestants are some of the sleasest people on TV, but here's some or sleasiest.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I pronounce it correctly.

[SPEAKER_13]: My upper plate slipped a little bit.

[SPEAKER_13]: Here's something you might not believe if you're in touch with John Dalton lately.

[SPEAKER_13]: John Fairplay.

[SPEAKER_13]: Johnny Fairplay, don't.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, if they're on a show, these reality contestants have a good chance that they don't have any social diseases.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'll tell you why.

[SPEAKER_13]: TMZ spoke to a reality TV casting director named Kristen Moss, and she talked about what it takes to make the cast.

[SPEAKER_13]: She said, quote, if you're living in a house, you're going to have to go through a background check, a psych test, people are going to be exploring each other sexually, so there will be STD tests.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's like a

[SPEAKER_13]: It's really like you're getting ready to make a part of it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Remember, I think one of the episodes I actually watched of the Bachelorette was like, how would you like to come to the windmill with me and they go to the windmill and they screw.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's television.

[SPEAKER_02]: The quotes.

[SPEAKER_02]: It makes the team always cruise seem simple now.

[SPEAKER_13]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, the TMO is cruise where, you know, they aren't going to be any locks on the doors.

[SPEAKER_13]: People, that's the way it's going to go.

[SPEAKER_12]: And we also take your shoelaces.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we need your test results before Thanksgiving.

[SPEAKER_02]: We take your shoelaces, too.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, people get upset.

[SPEAKER_12]: The lady, the cat surprising Mike, you know, because the golden bachelor has tuberculosis.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, very sad.

[SPEAKER_13]: The casting director said you can imagine that the STD test not quite a few people out of the running.

[SPEAKER_12]: You, I don't want to be any part of the STD testing for the Golden Bachelor.

[SPEAKER_13]: Nasty, nasty, nasty.

[SPEAKER_13]: Finally, today a 76 year old man in Florida named John Moss had a sign in the front of his house that said, absolutely no drugs.

[SPEAKER_13]: Good plan.

[SPEAKER_13]: No drugs allowed on the premises.

[SPEAKER_13]: John was just arrested and hit with multiple charges of drug trafficking after a search of his home turned up this detective's founder.

[SPEAKER_13]: You're ready?

[SPEAKER_13]: Here's the list.

[SPEAKER_13]: 32 ounces of cocaine.

[SPEAKER_13]: 36 grams of oxycontin.

[SPEAKER_13]: 442 grams of marijuana.

[SPEAKER_13]: 17 grams of al-prasalam.

[SPEAKER_13]: Six grams of morphine.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's good stuff.

[SPEAKER_13]: And four grams of methamphetamine.

[SPEAKER_13]: Also, $20,000 in cash and assorted handguns.

[SPEAKER_13]: There he is.

[SPEAKER_13]: I get back to your truck.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's unclear what tipped the authorities off other than finding a senior citizen criminal in Florida is kind of like finding a fat person on a scooter at Disney World.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's guaranteed.

[SPEAKER_13]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you Lance for the super chat.

[SPEAKER_13]: We appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Speaking of Florida, Josh, you're back home.

[SPEAKER_12]: What are the skeletons doing in your neighbor's yard?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know you have to drive by them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yesterday they were dressed up as the elementary school kids in like the elementary school next door.

[SPEAKER_02]: They were wearing their own shirts.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think it's charming.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, they should have a sign in their yard, not skeletons.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Isn't that wonderful?

[SPEAKER_02]: We did that whole spot just seeing your right eye and and Rob to answer your question.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Joe Spusters.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, good.

[SPEAKER_13]: Jonathan, she made sweet.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, all right.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's great sweet.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's wonderful.

[SPEAKER_12]: I look they even had an onion head up over the over the edge that they can fight.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: uh Rob is excited because he said since we always like to talk about Timo that he's got a Timo hack for us today.

[SPEAKER_12]: No promises but this has been working for me.

[SPEAKER_12]: Um one of the big ticket Timo purchases I'm looking into for the holidays.

[SPEAKER_12]: is a bigger mixer to make food cakes just for me because when I make it all in on that when you know why I know when I make them I have a deluxe kitchen aid that I think has got a six court ball which is pretty big but still it's tough to put the batches together right team who has a lot of mixtures that are 20 courts.

[SPEAKER_13]: and I'm thinking can I stop you for just one second because I want to give Josh a little lead time to work on this.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: I Josh, I think you will be able to find the video if you look up Timo Jetboats and then just let Rob finish and then I will find it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Timo because I picture this man Rob's B-Wack and I.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_13]: On a like having fun.

[SPEAKER_13]: Go ahead, Rob.

[SPEAKER_13]: It didn't work.

[SPEAKER_12]: So I've been pricing them and the thing about Timo is when you look at these big and this is like a kitchen grade mixer This is only one tiny step down from the one we had at the professional bakery think of a 20 quart bowl Yeah, it's it's fantastic.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, and and it would take up a lot of kitchen space though, wouldn't it?

[SPEAKER_12]: I wouldn't cave it out all the time, okay?

[SPEAKER_12]: I know.

[SPEAKER_13]: But I mean, you've been like putting in a cabinet much.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: So I put it in my, I looked at it and there's a lot of them on there.

[SPEAKER_12]: And they usually range from like 600 to $450.

[SPEAKER_12]: And they're identical because you can look at the, the wattage of the mixer.

[SPEAKER_12]: You can look at the standard pictures they're using.

[SPEAKER_12]: You can look at the features.

[SPEAKER_12]: All of these mixers are the same from different people.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: So what I did is I got the cheapest one I could and I put it in my signed-in and I put it in my T-moo cart and I went away

[SPEAKER_12]: And two days later, Timo emails me that the mixers going down $25.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's their little thing they do, right?

[SPEAKER_12]: They do that.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's a little thing.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's not.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's like a fact.

[SPEAKER_13]: They're hacking you, pal.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, but it's not the crooked thing where they say, hey, this is a penny.

[SPEAKER_12]: And you've got $50 in credit.

[SPEAKER_12]: But it says it's the same deal.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's the same thing.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's the same thing.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's the same thing.

[SPEAKER_12]: But if you're saving the money, how is that a hack against you?

[SPEAKER_13]: They are, first of all, they are making sure that they land the, they've set the hook right now.

[SPEAKER_13]: They are trying to land the fish.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's why they're doing it.

[SPEAKER_12]: I see it as I set the hook.

[SPEAKER_12]: They had no idea that I wanted to buy it.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's what they wanted.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's what they wanted.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's what they wanted.

[SPEAKER_13]: How much is it now?

[SPEAKER_13]: How much is the mixture?

[SPEAKER_12]: Just under $400.

[SPEAKER_13]: Don't do it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I've got a partner in it.

[SPEAKER_12]: So I would only be at 200.

[SPEAKER_13]: So your mom's helping you with it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, my mom wants to be able to turn out free cakes too.

[SPEAKER_12]: All right.

[SPEAKER_12]: So you said you had to pull the trigger.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: No.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm waiting to see where will you please tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, we're not going to be doing this show to my next week.

[SPEAKER_13]: Can you bring a picture in and and show the picture of the.

[SPEAKER_13]: You're, I'm, do that, all right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I will.

[SPEAKER_13]: I haven't priced this other thing on Timo.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I was just trying to find the price.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, the price, I was trying to find it too, Josh.

[SPEAKER_13]: They're kind of coy about the way they do the Rob have you seen the Timo Jetboats.

[SPEAKER_13]: I have not, but you and I, when you have to come to Florida, we have to go out and do take one on the cruise and Josh is coming to we're going to bring them all in our suitcases.

[SPEAKER_13]: Wonderful on the cruise.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is you're going to love this.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is a fabulous product.

[SPEAKER_09]: Art, we've got three mini electric jet boats from T-moo.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, they come in a crate, come on a crate, awesome, look at that, it's so cool.

[SPEAKER_12]: God, would we fit there?

[SPEAKER_13]: Now they're good part, this is a good part when they start, they're really jet boats.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they're floating, 1,100, oh, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: God, don't be in the same.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, I can do that, that looks so much fun.

[SPEAKER_12]: Wow, but might you need to find um, they're actually filming it in red river.

[SPEAKER_13]: I need to find a good location.

[SPEAKER_13]: Look at that.

[SPEAKER_13]: They're going under the tree stumps to that looks a little dangerous.

[SPEAKER_13]: And at $4,000.

[SPEAKER_13]: Are you kidding me?

[SPEAKER_02]: Just grab four grab.

[SPEAKER_12]: What you need to do Josh is sign in and put a jet boat in your car and see what happens.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I just did.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now how you mean, now I wait three days for the twenty dollars off.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, no, I think this will be more than twenty dollars off because they're playing percentages.

[SPEAKER_02]: It says that, yeah, free shipping.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it will be delivered between December 14th and 24th.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, how good to get that on Christmas Eve?

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, here's the thing, as I watched this and I watched this with my wife last night, I said, that does look fun.

[SPEAKER_13]: And, but then when you get the price point, and is there anything in the real world, in the, you know, the American devil world, comparable to that type of product that would be, I would assume it'd be like a jet ski, maybe, would that be, but that's,

[SPEAKER_12]: That's a boat that's so different than a jet ski and something I've not seen on the last Comfortable is what it looks like it looks like something you've find in an amusement park That's the legs are the problem.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think I think a lot.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think Josh would be miserable in it I don't think he could do it when maybe you and I could I don't know

[SPEAKER_13]: to switch gears when you're talking about the mixture you want to get for $400.

[SPEAKER_13]: Give me the like measure that how big a how big would the bowl the ball will be.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well the ball it's weird how they do it.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's only six inches deep and it's 42 feet wide.

[SPEAKER_13]: Anything over a hundred dollars.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you have to be extremely careful.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't mind throwing these little $14 purchases out once in a while and I'd say I'm about 60 70 percent of a win ratio And then when you would be the same Josh on your stuff the crap that you buy and I warn people against anything that you have to plug in

[SPEAKER_02]: if it's because they don't have the same restrictions and like fire safety protection that products ship to America would have shut on the right side if I plug it in and it goes badly the fruit cakes could bake themselves.

[SPEAKER_13]: The power strip you mean the little power power.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would warn people to I have one.

[SPEAKER_13]: I have one in my living room What for now that big that big tower?

[SPEAKER_13]: Right?

[SPEAKER_13]: Have you seen that the square tower?

[SPEAKER_13]: There was like five dollars that I got I put it $5

[SPEAKER_13]: I forgot what I can't live.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna post it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna post it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna post it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Here it is.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know I'm an idiot.

[SPEAKER_04]: I cop to it, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna post it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, with no self control, but I will tell you this that for the American consumer culture.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, and this is Mike O'Mare.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know if we have music that we can put behind this, but I want to speak to our listening audience.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: And thank you Lance for the super chat, because you do keep the show chugging along.

[SPEAKER_03]: Good, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_13]: You know, we're sitting here and we're going to start your show.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's really, really important.

[SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Ladies and gentlemen, we know at the Mike O'Mare show that we are in a consumer culture.

[SPEAKER_13]: We know that the greatest American addiction, this was George Carlin who said it,

[SPEAKER_13]: and eaten, but you can't shop online, you know, without going to that fabulous Chinese website.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you Chris Arnold, my down payment towards a T.O.S.T.

[SPEAKER_13]: with JetBoat, but here it is.

[SPEAKER_13]: You want to feed that need.

[SPEAKER_13]: Don't feed it for $150 or $60 or $70 or $70.

[SPEAKER_13]: feed it for $10, yep, by going to China and getting that wonderful product.

[SPEAKER_13]: And guess what?

[SPEAKER_13]: The Chinese are taking over the United States and they have warehouses all over where they're getting ready to mount their attack.

[SPEAKER_13]: But until they do, you can get fabulous bargains on prices and do what is in the heart of every American ladies in gentlemen shopping.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's right,

[SPEAKER_13]: That's the right way to say it, or I think you're all right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Uncle Mike, I have a question.

[SPEAKER_12]: And that's like the Sam.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, Uncle Mike.

[SPEAKER_12]: Does it help if we buy from when they claim it's a local seller?

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, it will get to you quicker.

[SPEAKER_13]: If you happen to see Chinese writing on the invoice, it might take a month or two.

[SPEAKER_13]: And left tariffs, if it says local seller.

[SPEAKER_13]: Left tariffs, because it already got here, into their cheapo warehouse, right?

[SPEAKER_13]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_13]: How about that ballroom, Uncle Mike?

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, it's coming along fine.

[SPEAKER_13]: God bless you.

[SPEAKER_13]: God bless the micro-marish show.

[SPEAKER_13]: God bless Chris Arnold.

[SPEAKER_13]: And God bless the United States of America.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you very much.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the chairs came from Timo for the ballroom.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, if they wanted to get a bargain, they did, but you know, we only have to, uh, golden chairs are the best.

[SPEAKER_13]: I heard when they opened it, they have the grand opening 90,000 square foot ballroom thing we're all going to be invited.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, exciting, is that right?

[SPEAKER_13]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, and this is late.

[SPEAKER_12]: This is late for Chris Arnold, my bad, because we were okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Glad you remembered.

[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, we're doing the patriotic thing.

[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't want to interrupt.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Linda, Linda, go in!

[SPEAKER_12]: Linda, go in!

[SPEAKER_12]: I think it's going, as I think she's going.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, how do you know it's going?

[SPEAKER_13]: How do you correct us in the past, I think?

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh God, you know these things and I don't, I'm so jealous that you know this is what you have me!

[SPEAKER_02]: Alright, I left it now so we don't get any mail.

[SPEAKER_13]: for an American-made power strip.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you, Lyndon God bless you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, by the way, folks, they moved the meter.

[SPEAKER_13]: They do.

[SPEAKER_13]: I know you might wonder if they do.

[SPEAKER_13]: We really, really appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is a good day for Superchats.

[SPEAKER_13]: And thank you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Can you come in?

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, every day is a good day for Superchats.

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I know.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm just saying this is a good day.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, I'm doing my best.

[SPEAKER_13]: I got two hours of sleep last night dogs the dogs The dogs but that the dogs and the ruff I am not getting it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Look folks.

[SPEAKER_13]: The truth is

[SPEAKER_13]: There are days I come in here, and I kind of review the world around me and the incidents of the day to a generate cut rolled long dough another this is a the sun is shining on the micro marriage show today with a super chat we appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_13]: There are days that I come in and I really do absorb the world around me and see what's going on.

[SPEAKER_13]: Then there are days where I like to call up the show writing itself because this stuff really does happen.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mentioned the road rage, I mentioned the dogs, but I will tell you one other little thing happened when my crumb cruncher got in the back seat.

[SPEAKER_12]: All right.

[SPEAKER_12]: You're a mess.

[SPEAKER_12]: Is this going to be, are you going to be okay?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, this is how the story goes.

[SPEAKER_13]: And this is why you don't necessarily want a 12-year-old to be a witness in a trial.

[SPEAKER_13]: My kid, I'm going to do the best I can because I really don't think I'm going to do it just as, I would only be able to do it if Michael was here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I'll follow up on the squirrel murder.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is not, this is not.

[SPEAKER_13]: Baby squirrel, the baby squirrel that died and apparently was put in one of the children's freezers where he's going to stuff it.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is a different story entirely.

[SPEAKER_13]: is in band class.

[SPEAKER_13]: And I think I had mentioned that they tapped him on the shoulder to play bass, but he's main instruments of the soon.

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know how many days a week he has, Bambody has band as part of his curriculum.

[SPEAKER_13]: And he's in the class.

[SPEAKER_13]: And then he's tell tells his story and he gets in and says, Dad, you won't believe what happened.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said, uh, what have, oh my god, we had a real incident in, uh, in band.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said, what?

[SPEAKER_13]: And here's the story.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: I cited.

[SPEAKER_13]: He says, towards the end of band.

[SPEAKER_13]: One of the kids, let's call him Joshua, got in trouble.

[SPEAKER_13]: And Joshua was behind the regular band teacher.

[SPEAKER_13]: I guess moved over into one section of the room.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not giving you this detail with any authority because I don't know because my kid told me the story and I didn't know what the F was going on.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is how it goes.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's towards the end.

[SPEAKER_13]: Banned directors in there doing the whole band thing with the kids.

[SPEAKER_13]: This kid that got in trouble, he's behind the band director and a guy, an adult.

[SPEAKER_13]: Walks in, he said, I said, well, what was he doing?

[SPEAKER_13]: He said, well, Daddy had a case that looked like my best soon case, but it wasn't a best soon.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, well guess what I'm like Michael what guess what I hate guess what have I said my client don't know what house we said what is in that somebody asked him what's in the case and he said it's a trombone and dad I said yes he had a British accent and I'm like

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, and you know, I don't know where the at this point I don't know where the story is going much like you two don't know where the hell I'm going with it right now And then he says dad and then Ethan got up and walked in back of Mr. Soin so the band director near where this guy was right I said why did he do that?

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know, Dad.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said, well, what's he getting up for it?

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it doesn't matter, Dad, and then he gets mad.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, it doesn't matter, Dad.

[SPEAKER_13]: It doesn't, I said, well, what happened?

[SPEAKER_13]: He said, this guy, I said, what the guy with the trombone, yes, Dad, he grabbed this Josh was ear, and he pulled him out and said, don't interrupt me, or something like that, I said, well, why?

[SPEAKER_13]: Dad, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said, why did he grab his ear?

[SPEAKER_13]: Dad, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said, well, was he there to be part of the class to give a try?

[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't know, Dad.

[SPEAKER_13]: I said, did Mr.

[SPEAKER_13]: So and so, see him come in?

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, at this point I'm pulling my hair out.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm like, what happened?

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, the story goes like this.

[SPEAKER_13]: He had all the drama.

[SPEAKER_13]: He said, so he pulls this kid Joshua by the ear and then pulls his hair.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, and Dad, we went in and told the science teacher right after Band class and the science teacher had a meeting with Mrs.

[SPEAKER_13]: Someone so who had a meeting with Mr.

[SPEAKER_13]: So and so and then the eyes get really bad.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is so 12 year old and he looks at me and he goes, and Dad, the guy got arrested.

[SPEAKER_13]: What the f right.

[SPEAKER_13]: I have no idea what's going on.

[SPEAKER_12]: That must have been crazy because you are By definition a story tell it and that's not a story You won't come for me.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm whether the guy was supposed to be in the class You know, no, it's just a random that shows up and just grabs a kids here.

[SPEAKER_13]: There was no detail is what as to what misbehavior You know, preface the ear grab

[SPEAKER_13]: there was no detail on whether there was injury there was no detail on anything other than he got arrested and I was a detail that they they actually they knocked him out of the other teacher I forgot to add this part yeah he got arrested for a salt

[SPEAKER_13]: 12-year-olds.

[SPEAKER_13]: Josh, if you ever got one of those where they're trying to relay to you what happened and it's a little bit a week.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how many times it's then Kelly and I alone and I say I don't think that's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: You just don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Things were exaggerated.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_12]: The best story that Robert ever enthusiastically told me was it involved him and he got a fun going and people gave him money to eat

[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, here's the kids life makes a world go around that's the way it is like, but also I have to remark that one time He said dad.

[SPEAKER_12]: I found the funniest thing We got a macaroni and cheese for lunch today, and you know what everyone called it?

[SPEAKER_12]: I said what he's a mac and sneeze

[SPEAKER_13]: God love them well, we be without the youth of America.

[SPEAKER_12]: I love them so bad.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh my God.

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[SPEAKER_13]: What?

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it's you wrote it, it's a, hey dude, open up the Notesap on your phone and type this in.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I want people to remember all the things you're telling them.

[SPEAKER_12]: And if they don't write it down, they might not remember.

[SPEAKER_12]: This is an important thing.

[SPEAKER_13]: So in the Notesap, you want them to write naked wines as the sponsor of today's show ground.

[SPEAKER_13]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_13]: Sounds like I'm talking to my 12 year old.

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[SPEAKER_13]: I don't need to say it a fourth time.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, do you have an written that that makes absolutely no sense?

[SPEAKER_13]: I use the code and password.

[SPEAKER_13]: TMO is for he just writes that and then just drifts off to something else.

[SPEAKER_13]: Or it might be the, it's the pretty eyes.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, there you go.

[SPEAKER_12]: That will totally me and Mike, I just try to mix up the copy.

[SPEAKER_12]: So it's a little fun.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's all right.

[SPEAKER_13]: You mix it up in a big, big, uh, Ponti-Court Mixer.

[SPEAKER_13]: You're gonna take a 30, 996 model ramps.

[SPEAKER_13]: Now onto, do you have some beautiful, uh, Viteo for us today, ladies and gentlemen?

[SPEAKER_13]: If we do, we'll hear the stager.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, this is beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_12]: Jerry time.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, hit.

[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, sometimes when you have an embarrassing moment, the best thing is to attack it head on.

[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you remember when Matthew McConaughey was sort of reprimanded by the police for playing the bongos in the middle of the night naked?

[SPEAKER_02]: Make it, yeah, I remember it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, early, early on in this career.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: He was yelling for everyone to put it in their notes app.

[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Never let that bongo.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's a good one.

[SPEAKER_12]: Shake it in your mouth and a figure.

[SPEAKER_12]: Right.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, like all other stars, Matthew McConaughey is selling liquor now.

[SPEAKER_12]: He's selling to Kila.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: And this is the ad campaign.

[SPEAKER_12]: And it's funny enough because the Kila is called pantalones, which means pants.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Carlos is a real police report.

[SPEAKER_10]: No names have been changed because he was totally guilty.

[SPEAKER_07]: On the 25th.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's his wife.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's his wife.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's his wife.

[SPEAKER_12]: They were tardy.

[SPEAKER_07]: On arrival to the location, I could easily hear a very loud music.

[SPEAKER_07]: Dancing.

[SPEAKER_07]: And playing Bongo drums.

[SPEAKER_09]: She's drinkin' the ticket, wasn't it?

[SPEAKER_07]: Subject.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, why are you here?

[SPEAKER_09]: Why are you here?

[SPEAKER_07]: Why are you here?

[SPEAKER_07]: You can't beat in here.

[SPEAKER_07]: You can't beat in here.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's beautiful.

[SPEAKER_07]: Glacy and very blood shot.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: And...

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, wow.

[SPEAKER_13]: Isn't that great?

[SPEAKER_13]: He's so unique to me.

[SPEAKER_13]: He falls into one of those categories of a guy that's hard to hate, right?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I agree.

[SPEAKER_13]: And his wife is so charming in that commercial that's fan.

[SPEAKER_13]: She's beautiful.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's a great ad.

[SPEAKER_12]: Like we're getting it.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'm gonna get some because of that.

[SPEAKER_12]: That's very good.

[SPEAKER_12]: That she's giving the police report and he's correct.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, it's fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_12]: that now he's hard to hate and then there's something that's full of everything that I hate.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't like oversized pumpkins.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't like buddy the elf.

[SPEAKER_12]: I don't like the stupid Halloween traditions and yet in the western portion of this country every October they hollow out one ton pumpkins and have a boating race inside the pumpkins.

[SPEAKER_12]: Look at these idiots too.

[SPEAKER_12]: Those are hollowed out pumpkins, and they have to paddle them in a race, and why does this film me with rage?

[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know, bro, but Robbie, I know why I've told you with the right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Today is the West Coast, oh, here's Heidi, and an event where we take thousand pound pumpkins and carbon to boats and race them on the lake.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know people haven't fun.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, people are leaving their house.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, it's people leaving their house.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yep, but my buttons here we go.

[SPEAKER_12]: My losers want to know, the winner was dressed like buddy VLs.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh yeah, okay, it's everything you hate.

[SPEAKER_12]: I get it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Spectacle pumpkin thinking it has everything.

[SPEAKER_12]: Hi, everything.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, duh.

[SPEAKER_13]: To be the only thing it needs is some flowers.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like the P.S.

[SPEAKER_13]: driver.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_13]: Fantastic.

[SPEAKER_12]: All right.

[SPEAKER_12]: Because we are a little against the clock here one more and we'll have more video also into Mars bonus shows.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm including Mike.

[SPEAKER_12]: The Harry carry sex scandal.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_13]: Harry carry sex scandal this week on the bonus show.

[SPEAKER_13]: Very exciting.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_12]: Wait.

[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, this AI is I will give it clever because not only does it look good, but the writing is pretty good.

[SPEAKER_12]: This is

[SPEAKER_12]: A.I.

[SPEAKER_12]: version if Don Rickles was on the tonight's show this week, so they have Don Rickles commenting on current events.

[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_12]: And I think it's pretty great.

[SPEAKER_06]: See, that broke test this weekend.

[SPEAKER_06]: A million people out there and not one of them show what their protest.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure a guy yelling down with tyranny next to a lady selling tight eye muffins.

[SPEAKER_06]: Look like a reunion for people who still think hashtags are pound-sized.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, boomer.

[SPEAKER_06]: They had signed so confusing, even chatGPT just went, huh?

[SPEAKER_06]: One side said, no kings!

[SPEAKER_06]: Buddy, relax, you're in a food court, not game of thrones.

[SPEAKER_06]: Half of them were chanting half were countin' steps to the part of parties.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just amazed they all found parking for their Subaru.

[SPEAKER_06]: God bless them, every revolution needs granola, guilt, and a nap.

[SPEAKER_13]: There it is.

[SPEAKER_13]: This is surreal and it will be better.

[SPEAKER_12]: We brought cast in mono on this podcast.

[SPEAKER_12]: But if you listen to that in stereo on the left side of your speakers, you'll hear Ed McMan laughing and on the right, you'll hear Johnny.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_12]: It is so weirdly accurate.

[SPEAKER_12]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_12]: That's rickles like material.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, and the thing is though, it's gonna get better and better, and then I don't know whether that should be fun or terrify us I'm really That's showing Thai-died muffins.

[SPEAKER_13]: Right.

[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, I is best for comedy But it can be used for bad.

[SPEAKER_13]: It can be used for evil means.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, that's a bad topic.

[SPEAKER_13]: I'll be working on that

[SPEAKER_13]: none of it was a none of it was a nothing in your notes yeah don't forget we got the cocktail the adult to win cocktail coming up 7 p.m. Saturday night surprises I think you probably have a hunch as to what you're going to see on these screens, but it'll be special trust me and don't forget my audience participation.

[SPEAKER_13]: just uh... and just keep in my fingers no way by go on the cocktail all that right limit absolutely of and really we're talking that limited a run and it's fantastic i'm really excited about this weekend's Halloween co-tacular adult queen adult queen co-tacular that's what it is we'll see you end up on a show tomorrow thank you very much for Joshua roca robspewack micro maris saying so long every body bye bye folk

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[SPEAKER_09]: I put myself one time.

[SPEAKER_09]: Bit by Bit, he began to recognize his own waste.

[SPEAKER_09]: That was crazy.

[SPEAKER_11]: It ain't never nothing like that, go around here.