<v Speaker 1>Charity Katy and Josh one hundred really quick before we

<v Speaker 1>get to pm I. I did a couple of things

<v Speaker 1>this weekend that truly got me out of my comfort zone.

<v Speaker 2>Uh.

<v Speaker 1>The first of which was a little charity event that

<v Speaker 1>we went to with some friends and sweet Nick Knack,

<v Speaker 1>and we got all dalled up in Great Gats be

<v Speaker 1>a tire. We were dressing like we were straight out

<v Speaker 1>of the nineteen twenty.

<v Speaker 3>You guys looked great.

<v Speaker 4>I think we looked pretty, really did. We looked cute.

<v Speaker 1>And it gave me the opportunity to talk like this

<v Speaker 1>all night, did you, Honey, you give me another give

<v Speaker 1>me some more giggle water, boy, we're looking spiffy.

<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that was a fun.

<v Speaker 4>Part was giving me the he gbis. But I feel

<v Speaker 4>like the big cheese. Ma, come here, gal, let's go make.

<v Speaker 3>Some dough, Let's go do the twist, come on now.

<v Speaker 1>The entire night, I mean, it was fine, it was

<v Speaker 1>it was a good time.

<v Speaker 4>It was for a good cause.

<v Speaker 1>But when I got home that evening, I packaged up

<v Speaker 1>all of my Great Gats the attire, put it back

<v Speaker 1>in the box.

<v Speaker 4>And initiated the Amazon refund.

<v Speaker 1>Already a car ready to go back. Wow, I don't

<v Speaker 1>need this here in my closet enough for this. I

<v Speaker 1>had one night of being spiffy, that's all.

<v Speaker 3>I need enough fun to keep it going.

<v Speaker 4>No, the vest was like shedding everywhere too.

<v Speaker 1>You could tell it was not a high quality mashed

<v Speaker 1>from Sears and Roebuck. It was like I wore the

<v Speaker 1>white dress shirt underneath and it was just shedding all

<v Speaker 1>over the white dress shirt.

<v Speaker 4>The hat was really itchy. So anyway, I did it.

<v Speaker 1>It was fine, totally outside my comfort zone, but we

<v Speaker 1>pulled it off.

<v Speaker 3>Now.

<v Speaker 1>The second thing we did over the weekend that I

<v Speaker 1>haven't done in probably twenty years. We took the kids

<v Speaker 1>out to a like a habachi restaurant. Okay, so you

<v Speaker 1>know they're sitting there in front of you, and they

<v Speaker 1>cooked the food and.

<v Speaker 2>All that, and the flames shrimp his face.

<v Speaker 4>Toss and stuff with your face. Yeah, you're standing there

<v Speaker 4>like or sitting there like an.

<v Speaker 1>Idiot, your mouth open, and he goes around, so you'll

<v Speaker 1>get to look.

<v Speaker 4>At everybody going right now.

<v Speaker 1>Trying to catch some food in their mouth like a

<v Speaker 1>bunch of morons. And then the flames are going and

<v Speaker 1>you're wondering if you're gonna get burned and whales splashing.

<v Speaker 4>And I will tell you that the kids had a

<v Speaker 4>good time.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's fine.

<v Speaker 4>You could see the twinkle.

<v Speaker 1>In their eye that they were having a blast. Even

<v Speaker 1>Nick Knag had a smile on her face.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>What do you guys, what are your thoughts on the patch?

<v Speaker 2>I hope you were one of the people that got

<v Speaker 2>hit in the face of the shrimp though.

<v Speaker 1>I'm American food right into my mouth, pushing you wouldn't

<v Speaker 1>mind chewing it before me as well?

<v Speaker 2>There's someone one person at the table that can't get

<v Speaker 2>it done there in the face.

<v Speaker 1>Everything all nailed it, everybody there, even this little like

<v Speaker 1>eighty year old woman who was there by her yeah,

<v Speaker 1>showed up r Yeah, I've never done this before. Even

<v Speaker 1>she caught it in the inner mouth. But there was

<v Speaker 1>a guy directly across from us. I think he was

<v Speaker 1>the one that didn't. Yeah, he was also the guy

<v Speaker 1>who was coughing the entire time, you know, And the

<v Speaker 1>food's right there, yeah, being prepared, and the only thing

<v Speaker 1>that was running through my mind was well, it's hot enough,

<v Speaker 1>it'll probably kill anything landing.

<v Speaker 4>And then he's gonta do me next?

<v Speaker 3>Cough it back up.

<v Speaker 1>Well, and then his food wasn't like his meat wasn't

<v Speaker 1>prepared the way he liked it. So he kept taking

<v Speaker 1>his little cubes of steak and reaching over and putting

<v Speaker 1>him back on the cook plate there.

<v Speaker 4>I don't think you could.

<v Speaker 2>Do that, and he kept doing that.

<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, oh.

<v Speaker 1>Don't bite your meat and then put it on the

<v Speaker 1>hot You can't do that like that anyway. What are

<v Speaker 1>your thoughts on that type of restaurant? I get it fun,

<v Speaker 1>I'm not comfortable.

<v Speaker 2>I'd like it every once in a while.

<v Speaker 3>That is not it's not a regular thing.

<v Speaker 4>It's not cheap.

<v Speaker 2>Not a regular thing because it's not cheap. But also,

<v Speaker 2>you know, the it is really just the whole mannerisms

<v Speaker 2>of it. It's the excitement of it. It's the entertainment

<v Speaker 2>of it. That volcano, that the egg that they twirl

<v Speaker 2>on thee.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then he lighting everything on fire and he's

<v Speaker 1>all gasoline, gasoline, and he's.

<v Speaker 4>Pouring stuff on there.

<v Speaker 3>Oil.

<v Speaker 4>We're like gasoline. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>And then you know, he wrapped up his stick and

<v Speaker 1>everything and hey, thank you whatever.

<v Speaker 4>Everybody laughed, and then he goes over to.

<v Speaker 1>Like the people next to us, and he's got the

<v Speaker 1>whole stick all over again. Yeah, And I was thinking

<v Speaker 1>about that guy. I was like, how many times does

<v Speaker 1>he do this every week? The same stick over and

<v Speaker 1>over and over and over. You would have to get old.

<v Speaker 3>You think you have three.

<v Speaker 2>Or four sticks and you'd rotate them right so that

<v Speaker 2>you just keep yourself guessing too.

<v Speaker 3>How much more can you do with food?

<v Speaker 4>I mean, I know I know something. He's probably laying

<v Speaker 4>awake at night.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm so sick of these volcanoes. To do

<v Speaker 1>one more on volcano?

<v Speaker 2>He's like a shrimp tsunami?

<v Speaker 4>How do I do that?

<v Speaker 3>You do that?

<v Speaker 4>You start throwing rot chicken at people?

<v Speaker 1>I don't know, a whole chicken breast right in your face,

<v Speaker 1>slap you across the face.

<v Speaker 2>Is the best night of My wife was like approaching management,

<v Speaker 2>He's like, stay with me.

<v Speaker 4>My vision rod chicken right to the faces.

<v Speaker 2>What can I do with him? Like you know what

<v Speaker 2>I mean?

<v Speaker 4>He needs a frozen peapan and what he needs?

<v Speaker 2>Oh, hubachi guy, we're here for you.

<v Speaker 1>Oh do you think he tosses it up and catches

<v Speaker 1>his hat and everything.

<v Speaker 4>I'm like, where's that going?

<v Speaker 2>Those commercials? The real heroes, the real Managen hapachi.

<v Speaker 1>God, he needs some like saki or something up in

<v Speaker 1>there and his hat, so he leans over and fills

<v Speaker 1>up your glass out of the saki out of his hat.

<v Speaker 4>Would be impressive.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, right into my mouth, since that's a thing there,

<v Speaker 1>film me up.

<v Speaker 4>Abacha God.

<v Speaker 2>We've got some ideas for you. Reach out like you

<v Speaker 2>gotta get ahold of their marks out some of these ideas.

<v Speaker 4>Anyway, it was fine, It was fine. Everything's great, all right.

<v Speaker 1>I'll hoping to PM I we deliver a positive story,

<v Speaker 1>a minus story.

<v Speaker 4>And something a little bit interesting. I got the pee today.

<v Speaker 4>I never have the pee. H Get this?

<v Speaker 1>Walmart will now help you show all of your friends

<v Speaker 1>that you are horrible with money. In the wake of

<v Speaker 1>the unexpected demand for those bear cups at Starby's the

<v Speaker 1>Bear Resta Cups, Walmart has swooped in with its own

<v Speaker 1>lineup of bear themed dupes. You guys, They are in

<v Speaker 1>stock online. You can add one to your cart without

<v Speaker 1>fighting people at Starbey's. The Starbucks rendition of the glass

<v Speaker 1>bear cup is just like the original, holds twenty fluid ounces,

<v Speaker 1>same size as Starbucks, has the same colorful blue hat

<v Speaker 1>on top of his goofy little head. And like I mentioned, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>it's glass, so it's nice. It's dishwasher safe.

<v Speaker 4>Now get this.

<v Speaker 1>It'll cost you about twenty two dollars versus Starbe's thirty dollars.

<v Speaker 1>And the only downside per everybody online in the reviews

<v Speaker 1>is the Starbucks or either one of them. The bear

<v Speaker 1>mug will not fit in car cup holders.

<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, it's that's.

<v Speaker 1>The only drawback. People are trying to shove them in

<v Speaker 1>their cup holders in the car. It's like thunk, thunk,

<v Speaker 1>all sorts of videos going around to these. But again,

<v Speaker 1>if you're looking for a bear mug and you've got

<v Speaker 1>a couple bucks, you want to throw around twenty two

<v Speaker 1>dollars Walmart dot com.

<v Speaker 4>Now I think that's pretty good news.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, saving me some money.

<v Speaker 1>You don't have to go online to eBay and pick

<v Speaker 1>them up for one thousand dollars in some cases.

<v Speaker 4>So there you go, guys Walmart dot com. Look up

<v Speaker 4>the bear. I think it's just labeled bear mug.

<v Speaker 3>Boom.

<v Speaker 5>Get you the little hat though, that's the big thing

<v Speaker 5>I want, the little hat.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, somebody wasn't listening to my story at all.

<v Speaker 2>Is it? It's a little blue hat?

<v Speaker 3>Right?

<v Speaker 2>You said it does have the.

<v Speaker 4>I's not going to have a.

<v Speaker 3>I know that's what I want. I want the original starps.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is a minus actually happening in Pennsylvania where

<v Speaker 2>a fifty three year old man was shot in the

<v Speaker 2>lower back by one of his dogs.

<v Speaker 4>The dogs.

<v Speaker 3>That scooo.

<v Speaker 2>Apparently. What happened is the man was sitting on his

<v Speaker 2>bed cleaning his shotgun when one of.

<v Speaker 3>His dogs.

<v Speaker 2>Whatever one of his dogs, jumped on the bed and

<v Speaker 2>the gun went off, so pretty crazy. I'm not sure

<v Speaker 2>what stage of cleaning the gun he was at at

<v Speaker 2>the time, but yeah, enough to pull the trigger exactly.

<v Speaker 2>And you know, the police are coming out and saying

<v Speaker 2>that you've got to be careful with this. Obviously, treat

<v Speaker 2>every weapon as if it's loaded, all the cardinal rules

<v Speaker 2>keeping it in a safe direction, finger off the trigger,

<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah. But this was just right place, right time.

<v Speaker 2>They're not even really faulting this man too much because

<v Speaker 2>they're just like, it is just an unfortunate incident. He

<v Speaker 2>was trying really hard to stay safe while cleaning his gun,

<v Speaker 2>and his dog just really wanted to give him little kisses,

<v Speaker 2>little the face.

<v Speaker 4>I'll disagree with that last part you don't think.

<v Speaker 2>I know, that's probably what he could have done better

<v Speaker 2>in this situation. I was trying to be nice to him.

<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing.

<v Speaker 4>Dog just say what kind of dog it was.

<v Speaker 2>It didn't know it just said it was a dog.

<v Speaker 2>But he had two dogs. So I'm just thinking maybe

<v Speaker 2>that other dog got more treats, right, and so there

<v Speaker 2>was something going on here.

<v Speaker 4>I will get revenge on you.

<v Speaker 2>But good to know that the man was found on

<v Speaker 2>the ground but conscious when first responders got to the home.

<v Speaker 1>Goodness is the man was found on the ground conscio conscious, He.

<v Speaker 2>Went into surgery for his injury, and he is expected

<v Speaker 2>to survive. The good news of this mind dog is

<v Speaker 2>a bad being shot by your dog. He's a doggy

<v Speaker 2>dig here.

<v Speaker 3>Guess what I did then shot my owner.

<v Speaker 2>Man's best friend.

<v Speaker 3>No more.

<v Speaker 4>The milkbone vendetta.

<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good, yea, guys expected to be okay?

<v Speaker 3>All right?

<v Speaker 4>What's the interesting?

<v Speaker 3>Rabbit?

<v Speaker 5>Up? Is a gross interesting today? Apparently toilet paper worldwide,

<v Speaker 5>worldwide is a rare commodity.

<v Speaker 3>We are finding out.

<v Speaker 5>The study came out where only thirty percent of people

<v Speaker 5>around the world actually used toilet paper.

<v Speaker 3>Now right off the bat. Yes, that sounds something else

<v Speaker 3>really gross.

<v Speaker 5>But around the world, the most of the people are

<v Speaker 5>using bidets or water based types of ways to clean yourself,

<v Speaker 5>which is good.

<v Speaker 3>Around the world.

<v Speaker 5>It's bedets or other things called as pre sun that's.

<v Speaker 4>Just squeeze it back there and it squirts out on.

<v Speaker 5>You, just straw, so maybe a little sticky. But as

<v Speaker 5>around the world, instead of just a water based solubles

<v Speaker 5>that people can use, uh, there are other things like

<v Speaker 5>leaves or even just your own hand.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some countries that use the you they don't let

<v Speaker 1>you shake hands or do anything with your left.

<v Speaker 3>That's it's huge in Indian culture. That's what it is.

<v Speaker 5>Which yeah, that's that's fine, and some people think it

<v Speaker 5>is cleaner and it's a cultural difference. But how many

<v Speaker 5>how many roles do you think Americans use yearly? Because

<v Speaker 5>there's an average, and I want to see if you

<v Speaker 5>guys think it's.

<v Speaker 2>More or less fifteen yearly a week, fifteen roll fifteen

<v Speaker 2>in law, I'm saying fifty two a roll a week.

<v Speaker 4>A roll a week. I bet you it's at least two.

<v Speaker 5>A week, around one hundred and forty one roles per year.

<v Speaker 5>The average American uses one hundred and forty one. That's

<v Speaker 5>a lot of per week. Dokie, that's a lot people

<v Speaker 5>be eating.

<v Speaker 2>I guess, and girls we use more than you guys do.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's true.

<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, Well, now we're all thinking about you in

<v Speaker 1>the toilet, thinking about wiping.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, we weren't until that.

<v Speaker 4>I love wiping myself.