<v Speaker 1>Jar you, Katie and Josh Mix one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Here's a couple of sexy topics from dad Life over here.

<v Speaker 3>Don't be jealous. I had to go out and replace

<v Speaker 3>my porch lights.

<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm a regular, uh you know, this old house

<v Speaker 2>kind of guy.

<v Speaker 3>I have to handle things myself.

<v Speaker 1>Get on a ladder and everything drill.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got gas and electrical tape. Oh, wire nuts.

<v Speaker 2>Oh but on my tub I had safety goggles on.

<v Speaker 3>Did you turn off the power?

<v Speaker 2>No?

<v Speaker 3>I did it with the power on because I'm a man.

<v Speaker 3>Oh no, that's a man that makes a man power.

<v Speaker 3>I like to live dangerously. Are you kidding me? I'm

<v Speaker 3>mister safety. I turned the power of the entire house.

<v Speaker 1>The cool was.

<v Speaker 2>Working from home, and I was like, honey, guess what

<v Speaker 2>save everything in your computer because I'm shutting down because

<v Speaker 2>I never trust the breaker. I never ever trust the

<v Speaker 2>single one that's labeled porch lights. Like something's gonna happen.

<v Speaker 2>There'll be a strong wind and it'll kick back on.

<v Speaker 2>Just is I tying things together? There?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You'll turn into that scene from Home Alone. You

<v Speaker 1>see your skeleton?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah one or the cat from Christmas Vacation, the chair

<v Speaker 2>one of these on the driveway.

<v Speaker 3>Just send you fly. I shut the power down.

<v Speaker 2>I actually call Excel and have them shut the substation down,

<v Speaker 2>just so I can get my.

<v Speaker 3>The whole city block. We got radio guy putting up

<v Speaker 3>new Port tonights. It'd shut it down. It gotfety first

<v Speaker 3>before you dig, before you put up words. So I

<v Speaker 3>did that.

<v Speaker 2>I went out yesterday and put them up, and I

<v Speaker 2>had ordered them off Amazon, so I didn't really know.

<v Speaker 3>You don't know what you're gonna get because if you go.

<v Speaker 2>To the depot or the lows, they've got them up

<v Speaker 2>there and you can kind of see how bright they

<v Speaker 2>are and how they look, and you get a feel

<v Speaker 2>for it. And I went straight to the zon and

<v Speaker 2>got them delivered to the house, and I put them

<v Speaker 2>up in daylight, and I clicked on the photo cell

<v Speaker 2>sensor so they come on at night. I don't have

<v Speaker 2>to worry about it. And I went out last night

<v Speaker 2>after it got dark, and I'm gonna tell you right now,

<v Speaker 2>the two porch lights I put up on each side

<v Speaker 2>of the garage door are brighter.

<v Speaker 3>Than a thousand suns. I have never seen anything like it.

<v Speaker 2>They are labeled as normal.

<v Speaker 3>Like suburbia porch lights.

<v Speaker 2>But I do feel like they should be on a

<v Speaker 2>barn in the middle of Iowas so you can light

<v Speaker 2>up your field.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, planes can land here.

<v Speaker 2>If you look directly at these porch lights and go

<v Speaker 2>inside and blink. You know you see flashes of lights

<v Speaker 2>in your side cornea.

<v Speaker 3>They I can't exaggerate enough. The brightest freaking porch lights

<v Speaker 3>on this plan. I'm gonna change them.

<v Speaker 2>I know the text message I got from my neighbor

<v Speaker 2>last night as he was arriving home from work. He

<v Speaker 2>sent me a messages that just said, I like how

<v Speaker 2>we don't need the street.

<v Speaker 3>Lights in the morning.

<v Speaker 1>My gosh.

<v Speaker 3>Then I said, I know it's insane.

<v Speaker 2>He wrote back, I'm gonna put some up also, so

<v Speaker 2>it's never dark. And I sent him the link to

<v Speaker 2>the porch lights on Amazon, and I just wrote, I

<v Speaker 2>dare you. My other neighbor across the street sent me

<v Speaker 2>a message and said, Hey, I'm standing in my living

<v Speaker 2>room and I'm casting a shadow.

<v Speaker 3>Dude, They're gonna hate you.

<v Speaker 1>So I don't know.

<v Speaker 2>I really like him, though, so I'm trying to decide

<v Speaker 2>if I take him down and replace some or I

<v Speaker 2>don't know what I want to do, like truly, like

<v Speaker 2>the safety aspect is fantastic with these.

<v Speaker 3>Ain't nobody gonna be sneaking up on my house sneaking

<v Speaker 3>up on.

<v Speaker 1>Me with the force of a thousand suns.

<v Speaker 2>I will tell you I might be landing a few

<v Speaker 2>planes on our street.

<v Speaker 3>But yeah, they are brighter than a thousand sun. There's

<v Speaker 3>an audible hum coming from them as.

<v Speaker 2>You Like, I walked outside and I had to run

<v Speaker 2>SPF fifty on myself because it was.

<v Speaker 1>Like sunburn from your more light.

<v Speaker 3>We're telling the children, don't.

<v Speaker 1>Look at the lights going side. It's going to be

<v Speaker 1>wearing sunglasses even at night.

<v Speaker 2>That's just one of those things where you maybe shouldn't

<v Speaker 2>order that type of stuff on Amazon or or I

<v Speaker 2>did go back. I'm not a review reader a lot

<v Speaker 2>on Amazon. Yeah, and if I had just read the reviews,

<v Speaker 2>I scrolled down and a few of them, like right

<v Speaker 2>up top was like three stars because some people were like,

<v Speaker 2>good God, the brightest lights I've ever experienced.

<v Speaker 3>My dog has since gone blind.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, maybe I should have read the reviews a little bit.

<v Speaker 1>Still see spots.

<v Speaker 2>Like we walked inside and we were all like, oh

<v Speaker 2>my god, I can still see spots. I still see

<v Speaker 2>light is burning. My retinas are on fire. None, Zony,

<v Speaker 2>that's what's going on in my hood. I'm gonna hold

<v Speaker 2>onto my other story. We might talk about it later,

<v Speaker 2>but I do want to make my way over to

<v Speaker 2>Katiecat because I love your mom.

<v Speaker 3>I love your mom.

<v Speaker 2>I love the stories bbby that you have about your

<v Speaker 2>mom and what she's calling the internet.

<v Speaker 4>So she was asking me about some Christmas presents for Zoe,

<v Speaker 4>and so she's like, what color would she like? I'm

<v Speaker 4>gonna send you a picture so you can tell me

<v Speaker 4>which one she'd like. And I was like, totally like

<v Speaker 4>send me a picture. And she's like, well, if.

<v Speaker 1>You can get on the online for me, just for

<v Speaker 1>like five minutes. And she's like, I just.

<v Speaker 4>Need to see you on the online otherwise I can't

<v Speaker 4>send it to you.

<v Speaker 1>And I was like, uh oh what, mom, back it up?

<v Speaker 4>What are we talking about here? I was like, are

<v Speaker 4>you saying Facebook? She's like, yeah, get on the online Facebook.

<v Speaker 4>I'll see your name pop up with a little green

<v Speaker 4>circle thingy and I can send you a picture.

<v Speaker 1>And I was like, Okay, I'm gonna humor you. I'm

<v Speaker 1>not here. Fine.

<v Speaker 4>So we hung up and I get on Facebook immediately,

<v Speaker 4>and I even sent her a message, so I was

<v Speaker 4>top of mine. I was top of her Facebook feed

<v Speaker 4>there and she could see me, and so I sat

<v Speaker 4>on there for I'm not kidding you, over five minutes,

<v Speaker 4>and when it was approaching about ten minutes, all of

<v Speaker 4>a sudden, I get a text from my sister and

<v Speaker 4>she says, hey, Mom just texted me and asked me

<v Speaker 4>to send you these pictures. She sent them to me,

<v Speaker 4>so I'm not sure how she couldn't send them to you,

<v Speaker 4>but I just figured i'd do what our mom asked.

<v Speaker 4>And I was like, oh my god, and I told

<v Speaker 4>her the story.

<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is what just happened.

<v Speaker 4>I was like, I've been waiting on the online nessa

<v Speaker 4>for about eight minutes, and she's like, My favorite part

<v Speaker 4>is she's like, randomly, I will get a text message

<v Speaker 4>from our mom that's a picture, and she's like, I

<v Speaker 4>don't know what it is. So I'll reach back to

<v Speaker 4>my sister and she's like, I'll read Mom, why did

<v Speaker 4>you send me this picture? Then my mom will be like,

<v Speaker 4>I thought i'd put that on Facebook. No, you're texting mom, No,

<v Speaker 4>you texted it to me, And then she asks my sister, Well,

<v Speaker 4>can you put that on my Facebook for.

<v Speaker 3>Can you get on the online? Put that for me?

<v Speaker 1>Get on the online. Your mom's not that old, but

<v Speaker 1>she has.

<v Speaker 4>Been like this my whole life. She's like sixty eight,

<v Speaker 4>she'll be sixty eight this year.

<v Speaker 1>Actually, her birthday's on Thursday.

<v Speaker 3>Actual birthday.

<v Speaker 2>I have to get on the online, yes, to get

<v Speaker 2>on the one. She is I guess within that age.

<v Speaker 2>She's very much like my mom, who has She's kind

<v Speaker 2>of oblivious.

<v Speaker 3>To a lot of things. She makes get nineteen thousand

<v Speaker 3>pictures on her phone.

<v Speaker 1>Because shot screenshot shot.

<v Speaker 4>She always like she asks me if I can call

<v Speaker 4>Silver Singles for her so I can retrieve her password.

<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Mom, that is not how it works.

<v Speaker 3>Silver.

<v Speaker 4>When your mom's on a dating map, Josh, that's a

<v Speaker 4>whole nother conversation.

<v Speaker 1>But no, when like my mom does this all the time.

<v Speaker 4>When like desktop, she got their first desk top computer

<v Speaker 4>the mouse, she thought that was like a sewing machine

<v Speaker 4>that you step on. So she had the mouse on

<v Speaker 4>the floor and I was like, Mom, that is not

<v Speaker 4>how it works. Like we have had these issues her

<v Speaker 4>whole like technology has not been kind of my mom.

<v Speaker 3>Buttes.

<v Speaker 1>She has four children who can help her.

<v Speaker 4>But yeah, like last night, my sister and I were

<v Speaker 4>laughing over my and then my mom. Like afterwards, I

<v Speaker 4>go back and look, and she actually liked my message

<v Speaker 4>I sent her on Facebook and she just sent back

<v Speaker 4>a little thumbs up. I was like, Mom, I don't

<v Speaker 4>know what even I don't know where to start with you.

<v Speaker 4>I know, I don't even know where to start with this,

<v Speaker 4>but she's adorable, right, And my sister said, it's a

<v Speaker 4>good thing she's pretty.

<v Speaker 1>And I was like, she's so pretty.

<v Speaker 2>She is so ripe for you know, if you send

<v Speaker 2>me a gift cards dollars, we'll get you back into

<v Speaker 2>your silver sneakers.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no need to.

<v Speaker 4>Honestly, like, it is a tag team kind off with

<v Speaker 4>my siblings and where we're like who's watching Mom today?

<v Speaker 3>Who's in charge of the online today with Mom