[SPEAKER_07]: The women of all my children will make your day.

[SPEAKER_07]: Fantastic.

[SPEAKER_07]: Erica, make sure day every day.

[SPEAKER_07]: And all my children, Michael Marra, radio entertainment.

[SPEAKER_07]: You can listen to the Michael Marra show at michaelmarrashow.com.

[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's for here.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's a podcast.

[SPEAKER_05]: But I want to excitement.

[SPEAKER_05]: We have today.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's the Michael Meryl show with Michael Meryl and Rob Spiewack.

[SPEAKER_07]: Now he is Mike.

[SPEAKER_07]: Is that it?

[SPEAKER_10]: Is that Ernie Anderson?

[SPEAKER_10]: It is, and can you imagine his mood when they brought him a stack of soap opera promos?

[SPEAKER_10]: The women of all my children, Erica.

[SPEAKER_10]: Erica Kane, Erica Kane Chandler.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm sure he set those promos aside for six feet at the end of the day.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's one of those.

[SPEAKER_10]: I, uh, scheduled the late taping, uh, for today's show and I'm really mad at myself.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's, it's fine Mike.

[SPEAKER_10]: I did over to the F to my whole routine out today.

[SPEAKER_10]: I just, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sore, I'm in pain.

[SPEAKER_10]: I, I'm, I'm agitated.

[SPEAKER_11]: I love that you just, you said, but I'm really mad at me.

[SPEAKER_10]: We can't talk about things.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, you, hey, I love when you said I hate the schedule I made.

[SPEAKER_10]: Unrewarding.

[SPEAKER_10]: I hate to schedule, I made it.

[SPEAKER_10]: We don't want this stuff that I made the schedule.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's that I requested a later.

[SPEAKER_10]: Right, I like doing the, I think we probably would agree that either a mid afternoon, mid to late afternoon or morning we, we like that the evening is, you know, evenings, not like for not before seven a.m. Yeah, and it's, it's having a set schedule.

[SPEAKER_08]: If we did all six p.m. every day, we did just and get used to it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but but we don't so miss wheel.

[SPEAKER_10]: the wheel of fortune.

[SPEAKER_08]: We want to go head to head with that.

[SPEAKER_08]: No, we don't.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I'm missing, uh, I go to all my kids, uh, practices.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm missing a practice.

[SPEAKER_10]: But, uh, last night, we, uh, we had coaching, uh, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_10]: We had, uh, pitching practice last night.

[SPEAKER_10]: And so I went out with my son to, uh, a little hamlet north of Fort Myers known as Lehigh Acres.

[SPEAKER_10]: And thank you, Rhys.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you, y'all put the F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N-F-U-N

[SPEAKER_10]: Lee is a highway.

[SPEAKER_10]: Grant is this and there's an avenue.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, but Lee high acres is north of Fort Myers and it's a far far cry from where I live.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's about an hour and it shouldn't be because it's about an hour to go 20 miles.

[SPEAKER_10]: And that's because of that time of day, everybody who slays the dragon, all the people who live in Lehigh are the people who come down here to the coastal areas and work on the air conditioners and the landscaping jobs and the carpentry and the drywall and everything and then they go home at five o'clock, they're going home.

[SPEAKER_10]: So if you've got a practice at 6 p.m., you know, it takes a while to get out there.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then for the second time in a row, they didn't have the lights on on the baseball field.

[SPEAKER_10]: And this guy, this guy, this, this, this, 6 p.m.

[SPEAKER_10]: So it's dark.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's definitely dark, but it's, yeah, they haven't adjusted the lights for daylight savings.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then, no, that's not really what it was because they they have the soccer lights on on the soccer field and that's where they go out and practice and that's fine, but it would be really nice since they're playing baseball to have that, but I get it, they're not formally doing this this is a guy that does it as a side hustle and I get it and he doesn't speak a lot of English and so but he's a great pitching coach and so I didn't write a paces he works for you.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, come on, that's horrible, that's terrible, that's send the letter send the email to Josh Siroke.

[SPEAKER_10]: Why do you think that will be my email?

[SPEAKER_10]: Why do you think that that's his nationality?

[SPEAKER_10]: I assume Mike a pitching coach would be Belgian.

[SPEAKER_10]: Sorry, I'm dehydrated.

[SPEAKER_10]: really suckin' down the fluid like four liquid IVs and two diet cokes and I still can't kill you.

[SPEAKER_10]: You'll be up on 9, you'll be up on 9, you'll be up on 9, you'll be up on 9, you'll be up on 9, you'll be up on 9, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on 7, you'll be up on

[SPEAKER_10]: I will, so we get out there and all of my friends, AJ and his wife and Jorge and his the twins who are pictures and the kids, it's dark by the baseball field and it's dark on the paths, but once you walk out to the soccer field, that's where it's lit and he's fine.

[SPEAKER_10]: But I said, well, is the guy here that turns an honest, no, he's not here right now,

[SPEAKER_10]: $30.25 an hour.

[SPEAKER_10]: I said, well, I'll pay him $25 to turn the lights on, so I march all the way.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's over in the shed.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I walk all the way over to the shed to deal with the second guy, the second in charge, which if you've ever had conversations with the second in command, you might as well.

[SPEAKER_10]: I would have more fun taking a knitting needle and jamming it into my

[SPEAKER_10]: the talking to this dope this moron with the the initiative of of an absolute cupcake in a grocery section it is just he doesn't there there is and I'm trying to like the guy up all manual or are they are they don't know

[SPEAKER_10]: The way I got it at the very end was the supervisor controls it online and then the other guy just flips the switch.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_10]: The answer was no, we didn't, we were able to work out anything.

[SPEAKER_10]: The supervisor was gone.

[SPEAKER_10]: Of course he's gone.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it sucked.

[SPEAKER_10]: So we went to the soccer field and we did that.

[SPEAKER_10]: But it would say, you know, don't you thank you, Lance.

[SPEAKER_10]: A wonderful $15 super chat and Lance goes on.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hips nips sticks bigs being back flat rob status on the man love T. M. O. S. Thank you very much.

[SPEAKER_10]: Love it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you Lance.

[SPEAKER_10]: I, no, you know how I am, Rob, when it comes, that's the old, uh, shock-jockery where, yeah, you know, if there's one thing that during the run of the Don and Mike show, Don taught me was, do first, ask later, because really, if we were to get done for goodness, then mission.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we hadn't done that.

[SPEAKER_10]: We wouldn't have been able to do half the bits we did.

[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_10]: So it's the same thing.

[SPEAKER_10]: With this just turn them on, come on, come on, by the way, it's a county facility, but no, apparently you got it, you know, if they count the pennies and all that, if you were for the switch, no, because the way the guy explained it, you know, when somebody's going to say no, no matter what, yeah, and I'm saying, well, yeah, well, okay, and then I say AJ, my buddy shows up and he's trying to find out what's going on.

[SPEAKER_10]: I said, well, I'm trying, and in a light heart of ways, I'm trying to bribe my buddy here.

[SPEAKER_10]: And not even a laugh, not anything.

[SPEAKER_10]: It just does.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm not seeing over the years, I've seen most of those switches are either locked or they are remotely controlled from someone off site.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I get it that you turn the lights on there, suddenly it's neighbors.

[SPEAKER_08]: the neighbors playing because they don't want the extra lights on if you're not a game going on.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're probably right.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're probably right.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I'm envisioning a big Frankenstein styled switch like with the two poles that you choked down.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, that'd be great.

[SPEAKER_10]: If I watched uh by the way, I watched Frankenstein the uh the new version of a Frankenstein and uh pretty good.

[SPEAKER_10]: Actually, good reviews and uh actually not a bad movie.

[SPEAKER_10]: Very true to the uh book.

[SPEAKER_08]: You know, Mary Shelley's book, we're gonna watch it for the next episode of Hicks Nicks.

[SPEAKER_08]: I finally got Rob to watch a modern movie.

[SPEAKER_08]: A current watch that movie.

[SPEAKER_10]: He looked at his face when I brought it up.

[SPEAKER_10]: He even looks like he doesn't want to watch.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, you know, I have a curiosity for it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Because I love those universal monsters.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm just curious what direction they go with it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Because I'll be, uh, I'll look for, oh, duh, duh.

[SPEAKER_08]: Awesome.

[SPEAKER_10]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you very much, Doug.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's beyond MSCC side one arm bandits beware.

[SPEAKER_10]: There's an Omera a comment Thank you very much Doug.

[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, that's one of you're all being very generous tonight.

[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe we should maybe this should be the regular time I think that we do

[SPEAKER_10]: And that loosens up the old purse.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that's delightful.

[SPEAKER_10]: And he, any little bit you guys want to contribute to the show.

[SPEAKER_10]: We certainly welcome it with open arms.

[SPEAKER_10]: So getting back to tonight, he's got another practice.

[SPEAKER_10]: And Mrs. Omar is taking him down to practice.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then over the weekend, everything starts to happen down here where he has a last minute tournament that came up.

[SPEAKER_10]: And the parents voted, yes, even though we voted.

[SPEAKER_10]: because my daughter Elizabeth is coming in downtown over the weekend.

[SPEAKER_10]: You are not the part of the majority or even the plurality of the whole thing.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_10]: No.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Everybody wanted to do it.

[SPEAKER_10]: It Elizabeth is coming down via train.

[SPEAKER_10]: She is coming down a train because she is going to fly.

[SPEAKER_10]: She would want to fly with all the air traffic control crap going on during the shutdown.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm curious to hear about it because I am always tempted by the train.

[SPEAKER_10]: The train, I love train travel as a train travel, but it's also it's not any cheaper than flying.

[SPEAKER_10]: And that's the problem.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I think everyone thinks train travel is like you get your own little car or your compartment, like your old time, and not that you're on like a bus for free.

[SPEAKER_10]: If you have a great house, if you spend a chunk of cash, you can get a compartment.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I would fly.

[SPEAKER_10]: and they're gross.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're gross.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're not like trains in other parts of the world.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're just nasty.

[SPEAKER_10]: And by the way, they're all gross on the other parts of the world, too.

[SPEAKER_10]: Unless you spend all the money to go in the, you know, the great elitist train cars.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then the orange Express.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I mean, I watch, I watch train travel occasionally online.

[SPEAKER_10]: Speaking of watching things online, I mentioned on yesterday's show that there is a guy that I watch now.

[SPEAKER_10]: And this guy, his claim to fame, I think he is Australian or he is New Zealand.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's got a very weird voice.

[SPEAKER_10]: He is a very weird dude.

[SPEAKER_10]: I love you guys so much.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thanks for keeping me afloat over the last month.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can't wait for the cruise.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to give you a big fat hug, Linda, when I see you.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I look forward to chatting with you.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's the kind of guy that doesn't let go first on a hug.

[SPEAKER_10]: not a chance.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm telling you it is I'm very very excited about it and it's going to be so much fun.

[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to have a blast.

[SPEAKER_10]: So this guy is out of that part of the world down under and he is claimed to famous that he eats hot peppers.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then you can eat like that's all the eat on this channel is just hot peppers so far what I've seen they're very brief videos and it sounds weird too.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's got a very weird high voice and he appears to be maybe in his late 40s early 50s perhaps that's the age range we're talking

[SPEAKER_10]: Like a contemporary of me and he is he might be creepy to some people.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's not creepy to me I like him.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, let me we could talk about him for an hour.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let me we'll talk about him after we see this guy This is my I don't even know what his name is, but let's take a look at his Penelope, you know in some my my Lizard's chili oil You just ate a whole hell of pain to bond I in some chili oil

[SPEAKER_10]: You'd like this guy?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, I do.

[SPEAKER_02]: I read Jimmy and Jim, Jim, y'all!

[SPEAKER_10]: There he goes.

[SPEAKER_10]: A green, green, green, green, green.

[SPEAKER_10]: What is he talking in some chili, what?

[SPEAKER_10]: Chili oil.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay, that's super hot stuff.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, understood.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, let's see, he's gonna win.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's gonna win.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's gonna win.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's gonna win.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's gonna win.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's some kind of line of leap up.

[SPEAKER_10]: This is eaten with Charlie.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Eating with Charlie.

[SPEAKER_10]: There he goes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now what people don't know.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's a hot, that's a hot mouthful.

[SPEAKER_10]: It is very much so.

[SPEAKER_10]: There he is.

[SPEAKER_10]: The reason that we are broadcasting tonight at 6 p.m. Eastern is that Mike has been watching that guy since 8 a.m.

[SPEAKER_10]: I love that guy.

[SPEAKER_10]: I love you don't like him.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I had enough Jack's friend's mother once from him.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's got a million of him out there.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's really got a million of him.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's got a he's on no I don't know he's on TikTok face for one of those.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is he a medical doctor?

[SPEAKER_10]: He's uh I don't what he doesn't say doctor Then he would be a doctor pepper

[SPEAKER_10]: it's in the military.

[SPEAKER_10]: It could be sergeant pepper.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think there are people I know buzz when he worked with us when we go on the road.

[SPEAKER_10]: His big thing was he would take a big spoonful of wasabi.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can't believe we let him go.

[SPEAKER_10]: What with all that entertainment?

[SPEAKER_10]: that was terrific.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've never tired of that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I used to like that show.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like when we make listeners eat things, but if there's a guy randomly who doesn't on his own and obviously can handle it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And the voice, you know, jalapeno.

[SPEAKER_02]: There he goes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Reaper is a so he's putting double reaper chili paste on the hot pepper.

[SPEAKER_10]: Here you go What is the matter with him?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't Ripple spoke Mexican chili and some MF Caramelized Are they?

[SPEAKER_10]: caramelized chili on a dried pepper.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like this guy.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know what's wrong with me, but I mean, oh, what do we get now?

[SPEAKER_10]: Mike if I showed

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, look at that thoughts.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, look at it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Here we go.

[SPEAKER_10]: And he eats the stem, too.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do you notice that?

[SPEAKER_10]: He eats the whole stem.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, of course he has no feeling in his mouth anymore.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe?

[SPEAKER_10]: What is that?

[SPEAKER_10]: Roman.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's a poblano pepper.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's nasty.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's got some other peppers.

[SPEAKER_10]: He is really stuff in a minute's mouth.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[SPEAKER_08]: Is that his lover with him?

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, maybe it's fun.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want to know what the Canada VD40 is for.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know, yeah, that's weird product placement.

[SPEAKER_08]: What's his name?

[SPEAKER_08]: Do we know his name?

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, uh, the duet boomer.

[SPEAKER_10]: the do I boomer do that do wet boomer yeah i i don't know uh it's uh it's interesting though it uh you know that's what i bring you know about interesting okay i'm sorry i was brought a little something to the show that might be interesting no it's more it's more fascinating that you sit and watch this guy yeah

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's what tells me, you make it sound like I go looking for him and I sit and watch him.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I mean he pops up on the feed and then I got kind of caught up with it and I am, I do like him.

[SPEAKER_10]: He does something.

[SPEAKER_10]: Obviously a lot of other people do too, that's why he's so popular.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is sensitive also the like physical he'd like if he took like a real hot cup of coffee, could he drive and find some of the other videos, maybe we could do more analysis.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do at Boomer.

[SPEAKER_10]: What do you mean there's a page of them there's a bit it looked you are working me you are Working me I did have a favorite moment of what we saw of duet boomer.

[SPEAKER_10]: I like to the fry.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if his name is duet boomer That's the name.

[SPEAKER_08]: I've got it right here.

[SPEAKER_08]: The duet boomer is well his birth name is Anthony West 21 but his his internet name is the duet boomer the duet boomer

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Tony West.

[SPEAKER_10]: Can you eat hot peppers and, you know, without any problem, can you do that?

[SPEAKER_10]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can go pretty hot.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, I like hot sauces and spicy stuff.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can do okay, but people that go out with those like reaper peppers that are just out to propane.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't do that.

[SPEAKER_10]: If it stops being a source of flavor, why are you doing it?

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_10]: I have no idea it's it's interesting.

[SPEAKER_10]: You'd have to ask Tony.

[SPEAKER_10]: What's his name?

[SPEAKER_10]: Tony West.

[SPEAKER_10]: Tony West.

[SPEAKER_10]: I call to me.

[SPEAKER_10]: Stay at home.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hi.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's the, hi.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's the Tony West get together.

[SPEAKER_10]: Great to have you out here on the Tony West program.

[SPEAKER_10]: What do you have planned on the program today?

[SPEAKER_10]: Tony West showgram today is going to feature some wonderful wonderful recipes that we've got our lovely sassy Linda recipe lady will be here and that should be a lot of fun and

[SPEAKER_10]: Do we have any more?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, here you go.

[SPEAKER_09]: One more.

[SPEAKER_09]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_09]: Again, with the WD clarity, I can't get it.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's gonna weird, don't do.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, he loves showing it.

[SPEAKER_09]: Ah.

[SPEAKER_09]: At best in a day.

[SPEAKER_09]: Get some back up there.

[SPEAKER_10]: His diction leaves much to be designed.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, he can't tell that he's got the accent, because the, uh, talks, there's a, I think that, ooh, look at that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a lackey, silly, and some fucking thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Killin' it all.

[SPEAKER_10]: Pakistan, chillin' oil.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if the oil helps the digestive process.

[SPEAKER_10]: He seems to like to dip a one more.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not scared, David.

[SPEAKER_02]: And jump up a stone!

[SPEAKER_02]: Kill the oil!

[SPEAKER_10]: What the hell is he doing?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mentally balanced.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[UNKNOWN]: No way!

[SPEAKER_10]: Because if I, if you show them around, John is coming around, but he's loving it.

[SPEAKER_08]: He's loving the guy coming around.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: If you showed me that video and you said, this is a guy that lives on the street corner.

[SPEAKER_08]: Hear my home.

[SPEAKER_08]: I believe it.

[SPEAKER_08]: Is that him?

[SPEAKER_08]: Here he is.

[SPEAKER_08]: Get a haircut there.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: Apparently he made a deal with the barber as well.

[SPEAKER_08]: All right.

[SPEAKER_08]: There he is.

[SPEAKER_08]: Good looking guy.

[SPEAKER_10]: So what?

[SPEAKER_10]: You would feel like 50s, 40s, 50s maybe?

[SPEAKER_08]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think so.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe old.

[SPEAKER_10]: I say 58.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right, let's see what they he's it.

[SPEAKER_10]: He seems to be in the barber shop eating hot peppers.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, how much hair do you think I'm not a oil?

[SPEAKER_09]: Say

[SPEAKER_10]: This to me is a good use of the internet in my humble opinion.

[SPEAKER_10]: We have far too much hate and negativity and anger and God knows we have too much of that I know it because I produce a lot of it Yes, I really do I I driving out there with my kid to Lee I acres last night I was just I have you showed your son Tony West and what's his take on Tony West

[SPEAKER_10]: I think he didn't go.

[SPEAKER_10]: He was six, seven.

[SPEAKER_10]: He didn't care one way or the other.

[SPEAKER_10]: He really didn't care one way or the other.

[SPEAKER_10]: He was lucky, six, seven.

[SPEAKER_10]: He was lucky, six, seven.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the way.

[SPEAKER_10]: However, he has been, he's been popping some stuff in the back of the car where he will say things coming out of his mouth that I am terrified.

[SPEAKER_10]: I am terrified that a 12-year-old, you know,

[SPEAKER_10]: they get everything they know everything that's going on don't fool yourself and think that they don't they know everything that's going on encoded even if you just keep it vague the thing that surprised you most that he said no you can't even get involved the butt ah okay say no more you know I bet that well you know West has some thoughts about the butt oh I think it's better to ask his son

[SPEAKER_06]: If I told you that you could eat this entire jar of protein ranch for nearly the same amount of calories is just one serving experience as well.

[SPEAKER_06]: Not only is it insanely low calorie and delicious, but the whole thing packs 20 grams of protein and cost just $2.15 to make.

[SPEAKER_06]: All you need to do is grab a mason jar and add that free Greek yogurt, light mayo, ranch seasoning mix, still, that free fairy-life milk, and fresh lemon jam.

[SPEAKER_06]: How do a lot of you guys send me this one?

[SPEAKER_02]: So, let's give it a go.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'll let you know where they're at.

[SPEAKER_02]: All sucks.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's making the rest of you for the rancers.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we'll be out.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I don't mean this is a fun.

[SPEAKER_10]: May I give you a hot take?

[SPEAKER_10]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think of late.

[SPEAKER_10]: Ranch dressing is the condiment of the moron.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I don't think it was always that way.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think when you used to use it just on salad, that's fine, but why are people dipping pizza in ranch?

[SPEAKER_10]: This should never have been.

[SPEAKER_10]: Or french fries, that's not right.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, I'm a big at the ball yard.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm a big kind of sort of sunflower seeds.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, just wrapped up a bag of the ranch.

[SPEAKER_10]: because they were the only, that was the only flavor of that.

[SPEAKER_00]: They had in the job of that.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's a seasoning profile.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but I, but I'm just backing you up what you're saying about ranch being everywhere.

[SPEAKER_10]: It is, you know, a cool ranch, uh, Doritos are there.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but I wouldn't count that in this.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, we got into the area of red dye number two.

[SPEAKER_10]: Be careful.

[SPEAKER_08]: I know.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, we're in the right way.

[SPEAKER_08]: I was talking him earlier today.

[SPEAKER_08]: He's all doing those.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I had a whole bag of cool rants last night.

[SPEAKER_08]: Aren't they doing a whole thing where they are?

[SPEAKER_08]: You're not dating the guys out of the food.

[SPEAKER_08]: I can't wait.

[SPEAKER_08]: You can't wait.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm excited about yeah, okay, so it's how they are in the rest of the world All right, I think that it's gonna still get cheetos stuff on your fingers, but it'll just be a lighter color It's not gonna be just like still stick right.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know I mean because the whole thing with the with the spice or the seasoning on a cheeto was the stuff that That's fine It's still all there.

[SPEAKER_08]: You're still gonna taste everything the same

[SPEAKER_10]: But what about what about like some of the takes buffalo wings with ranch, which is not right?

[SPEAKER_10]: It should be served with blue cheese.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I don't like blue cheese.

[SPEAKER_08]: Then you don't get wings.

[SPEAKER_10]: You don't get wings.

[SPEAKER_10]: You get my, you don't get any wings, Judge, you just get a small roll for the shore point.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think.

[SPEAKER_10]: Ah, two, two skittles face your point about sounds good.

[SPEAKER_08]: Right.

[SPEAKER_08]: Stress is the car.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's the more on the condiment.

[SPEAKER_10]: It really is.

[SPEAKER_10]: Blue cheese is for the more, I feel the same about it.

[SPEAKER_08]: I feel the same way about mayonnaise.

[SPEAKER_08]: A tiny bit is good on a sandwich.

[SPEAKER_08]: Everyone puts too much on it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, and now I think mayonnaise can really be horrible if you put too much of it on.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it really can be hard.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's going to be an accident.

[SPEAKER_10]: Or for a turkey sandwich, like a cup would be too much.

[SPEAKER_10]: or everyone in the South buys from there.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're lips look different today.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're not as red and irritated or are they worse.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can't tell you.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_10]: We got out of that sun.

[SPEAKER_10]: Got out of the sun.

[SPEAKER_10]: What it is, probably.

[SPEAKER_10]: I just, I look as pale as can be, don't I?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we need to hydrate is what you need to do.

[SPEAKER_10]: I like before we go on the cruise, I'm going to make a request of you.

[SPEAKER_10]: I want a hydration, a lip hydration program of regular chapstick will make your lips kissing fresh.

[SPEAKER_10]: Great.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then we'll be coming up with a request for you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead.

[SPEAKER_10]: Go on.

[SPEAKER_10]: Just don't have anything ready.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to put it on my phone.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I'm going to have it as a future request.

[SPEAKER_10]: I get it in this house every night.

[SPEAKER_10]: Every night I got some some comment being made about me like Dad, grow your hair back.

[SPEAKER_10]: They said that this, I think they said that to me this morning first thing in the morning.

[SPEAKER_10]: I look over and I got Tweedle D and Tweedle D that are sitting next to each other.

[SPEAKER_10]: She's Michael's in Carlos Lapp and they're both grinning and looking at me and I said what?

[SPEAKER_10]: Because I take my headphones.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I look at it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I take my headphones off.

[SPEAKER_10]: I got them on like this.

[SPEAKER_10]: And they're both grinning and they go, nothing.

[SPEAKER_10]: And this is the way they look at me.

[SPEAKER_10]: They go, we just think you should.

[SPEAKER_10]: We think you'd go your hair back.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, boy.

[SPEAKER_10]: And you know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_10]: I look like I'm an institution or something like that.

[SPEAKER_08]: And that's true that I have.

[SPEAKER_08]: Now, while we were talking to go to hand before the move, before the cruise, that I need to go to a ten.

[SPEAKER_08]: Ten is a lot.

[SPEAKER_08]: God, I don't.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's for sure.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't have to do that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll never have to do it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I have to do that if I'm going to go bare chest and which I won't do.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that was my request, my- Yeah, that's part of the cruise.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's a good show night.

[SPEAKER_10]: I will not be in any body of water.

[SPEAKER_10]: I do not believe.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, when we go on to the private island, you're not going to the water?

[SPEAKER_10]: I hope you have fun on that private island.

[SPEAKER_10]: I hope you enjoy.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not getting on one of those those rickety boats to go to the private island.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's a great boat.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's a 10-yard.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't even think you tender.

[SPEAKER_08]: I think you just go to the pier.

[SPEAKER_08]: No.

[SPEAKER_08]: The video I watched, they just went straight to the pier.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that's fine.

[SPEAKER_10]: I might go to the island.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what it's like.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's beautiful.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's called Ranch Dressing Island.

[SPEAKER_08]: And those rickety boats are what saves you when we hit the iceberg.

[SPEAKER_10]: I understand the iceberg in the Caribbean.

[SPEAKER_10]: the gals and islands, these are the ranch islands.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now, while we're talking condiments, it just occurred to me, we had a rather spirited discourse about mustard in Ex salad.

[SPEAKER_10]: Have you tried it yet?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I've made it twice now once with too much mustard.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and it was also a dejan mustard that I put in that I don't care for.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's not care for spice.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know who like that?

[SPEAKER_10]: Didn't like who's that?

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, the guy.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: And he was put some

[SPEAKER_09]: how to pee on mustard in your egg salad.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can't get my voice in, you know what that is?

[SPEAKER_10]: Rolando said you have to go to the island to smoke weed.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, all right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I don't smoke weed.

[SPEAKER_10]: So that's it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: But so the second take with the mustard was better.

[SPEAKER_10]: I used yellow mustard the second time and I used a very little bit.

[SPEAKER_10]: I am not completely sold on it just yet.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know how my,

[SPEAKER_10]: I know that I love Deg Salad growing up in my mom made it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know how she made it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Remember the guy that said not putting mustard in Excel is white trash.

[SPEAKER_10]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm a that's one of my favorite comments.

[SPEAKER_10]: One of the one of the people we got here said it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, my mom make Excel, but she would use duck eggs.

[SPEAKER_10]: Exclusively Ducke.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that we that we raised.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, in the backyard.

[SPEAKER_10]: I remember ducklings not chick every spring you would go out to the the tractor supply company and buy a bucket of ducklings bucket of ducklings and then we would use their eggs for you know Mary's Mary O's eggs salad

[SPEAKER_10]: And then also, once they were passed laying age, you could sell them to your sister's Chinese restaurant.

[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_10]: For, you know, for peaking duck.

[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Where the heads wouldn't always stay on.

[SPEAKER_10]: The heads were, they were hanging in Kathy's house like long greasy saxophones.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right, I got to get to this and I don't want to linger on it, so that's why I'm doing it at the end.

[SPEAKER_10]: Because I have to tell you that I stressed my wife out last night, and I'm here publicly to say that I accept full responsibility for my line of questioning, which sent her into a bit of a tizzy.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let me, let me be in my explanation here.

[SPEAKER_10]: So Carla, last night I said, you know,

[SPEAKER_10]: What do you mean the lighting to me yesterday after?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: This is when I got home.

[SPEAKER_10]: I said and then now I should say that we were both crispy We were both exhausted Michael's exhausted.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm exact Carlos tired and we're all very very tired and we're we're sitting there lying in bed Michael's doing

[SPEAKER_10]: when some homework he's got a test today and then I say to Carly said, how are your clients today, a question that I ask on a regular basis, she said, I only had one, I said, wow, you haven't had many lately and I said something along the lines of, boy, boy, what's going on?

[SPEAKER_10]: Or you know what I mean, it was not positive and I forgot the fact to that.

[SPEAKER_10]: this young lady, my wife, God-lover, is now in the process of, I mean, every day by the hour, she is doing permitting.

[SPEAKER_10]: She is doing HVAC.

[SPEAKER_10]: She is doing stuff.

[SPEAKER_10]: Remodeling.

[SPEAKER_08]: She is doing.

[SPEAKER_10]: She is trying to get to an end and she is going from a shopping,

[SPEAKER_10]: to a real one, you know, with a grocery store and major chains, and it's got, it's gonna change the way her business operates, and I'm very excited for it, and it's, but lately things have been a bit overwhelming because there's so much to do, so much to do that I couldn't even tell you.

[SPEAKER_10]: I couldn't even give you a list of the permits, and the occupancy, and the landlord,

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, when I said, I think the comment I made, okay, and let me get my sound board ready, because I think the comment I made was something other, how many say I phrased it?

[SPEAKER_10]: I said, well, you only had one.

[SPEAKER_10]: Boy, I mean, are you sure you really want to move into the new space of you only had one today?

[SPEAKER_10]: And I, it began when it left your mouth it was you know and you were saying it was a mistake because I tried to Justify I was a dope so I was a digging.

[SPEAKER_10]: I just kept digging and it just didn't work and I know I was being an ass And I'm a little stressed because I'm and you know, I've got skin in this game to you know, but I mean what's hers is mine.

[SPEAKER_10]: What's mine?

[SPEAKER_10]: And I realized that it was, you know, stress inducing.

[SPEAKER_10]: Actually, there's a lot of your skin at the new place, isn't there?

[SPEAKER_10]: Where you had your face worked.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's a lot of pain.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's all behind.

[SPEAKER_10]: Today, I believe tonight they are now moving all the heavy equipment in there.

[SPEAKER_10]: The, uh, the estheticians, beds, then, you know, go up and down the heavy,

[SPEAKER_10]: the belt sanders all the electronic drills it it's all going in another wash of dryers got everything's going in and she's going to have a kind of a skeleton office for that it's a shame she didn't have that ready for Halloween well the few clients she has left at the other place and then she's making the big move and it

[SPEAKER_10]: It devolved into, you know, well, oh, okay, and then the next thing I said, you know, and we've got the cruise and of course you're your family up in May, and I said not realizing that she was going to be have to be out of her place by December, right?

[SPEAKER_10]: I want we just uh postpone until January 1st and then it was another and as soon as I said that it was you know if she'd had the gun it would have been uh you know right right there in my head I picture in uh in cannonball run when Dom Dellawee says something's just been in a real hotband Carla's look around one oh shut up like the look around cafe blow me

[SPEAKER_10]: I hated that when it used to call.

[SPEAKER_10]: Remember that when it used to diminish my restaurant.

[SPEAKER_10]: Remember that?

[SPEAKER_10]: I do.

[SPEAKER_10]: He didn't have a done to that.

[SPEAKER_10]: And he knew I hated and it's why he called it.

[SPEAKER_10]: And at the time I would tip my hand that I hated some of something.

[SPEAKER_10]: It would be used as a regular thing from that point on.

[SPEAKER_10]: Grab it in his jaw and shake it in a figure eight.

[SPEAKER_10]: But anyway, it's, yeah, so I, she ended up said, I'm going to sleep in Michael's room.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I had to get up and go get her in a apologize and bring her back to bed.

[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was, it was not cool.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I wanted to say publicly, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_10]: Sometimes, you know, even the perfect husband, which I am, sometimes makes mistakes.

[SPEAKER_08]: When is it supposed to open that we're trying to push it back?

[SPEAKER_10]: December 1st.

[SPEAKER_10]: The first day of this next week.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a Monday, the week of the next week.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the next week.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Monday after Thanksgiving.

[SPEAKER_10]: Monday after Thanksgiving and she couldn't be more excited.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it's beautiful.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it's going to have a big lit sign about it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Everything with Jerome Glowskin.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's going to be very sad.

[SPEAKER_10]: But I is lit.

[SPEAKER_10]: But if you wanted to talk about the moment that I got her, I think yesterday might have been the worst day.

[SPEAKER_10]: with everything she was doing for me to bring up.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, you're really sure you want it, because this is when the anxiety kicks in.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, there's a lot going on with Thanksgiving and, yes, and what they sure are.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.

[SPEAKER_10]: Right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: So the more all the story is, hold on.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've got a sound for that, too.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I have the moral of the story.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let me find it.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's here somewhere.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know I'm going to find it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Just give me a moment.

[SPEAKER_10]: It'll just be a second.

[SPEAKER_10]: Please bear with me.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm looking.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, it's not the good bad and ugly.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's nothing.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not Lou Holtz, thank you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I don't get a day of rain, but it's not the old piece, maybe it's you.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's not him, either.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's somewhere near here.

[SPEAKER_10]: Isn't the good to bat in the ugly the client list from her last location?

[SPEAKER_10]: Now, she has wonderful, they're moving over.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, good.

[SPEAKER_10]: So moving on up, like the Jefferson's.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's very, I am excited.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it's not this one.

[SPEAKER_02]: You lost again.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, it is not that one.

[SPEAKER_10]: I am sorry.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not Rob's failure.

[SPEAKER_02]: What do I do?

[SPEAKER_08]: That is great.

[SPEAKER_08]: After the show, I'm going to need you to check your text messages because I did send you something about December 1st Earlier today.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: And it sounds like now your schedule December 1st may be a little busy.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, is that the guest?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to have John Hateron, which is coming up he's Napoleon Dynamite.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: So those are you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: the movies very silly, very crazy, very funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're going to like it.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I look forward to chatting with him.

[SPEAKER_10]: Because I think it's rare you get an opportunity to chat with somebody who becomes a true cult figure when Napoleon Dynamite came out.

[SPEAKER_10]: He was the guy who came a Halloween costume.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, that's pretty good stuff.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's still part of the national fabric as far as pop culture goes.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, it's a big deal.

[SPEAKER_10]: That movie was huge.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is it?

[SPEAKER_10]: And I think tap a Wingo taps into, part of the pun, into the silliness of Napoleon Dynamite, too.

[SPEAKER_08]: And it's the perfect sequel without being a sequel.

[SPEAKER_10]: Precisely.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've been looking all over for this.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to find it.

[SPEAKER_08]: I found it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do you need to reset?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I'll reset and say this is what I should have done when I thought about having a conversation about Carlos Client's.

[SPEAKER_10]: Shut up!

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the one I was looking for.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm surprised that you are so far away from that.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's a favorite of yours.

[SPEAKER_10]: There's on the wrong bus.

[SPEAKER_10]: Wrong bank.

[SPEAKER_10]: I was in the wrong bank.

[SPEAKER_10]: In the worst audio interface ever that Robin I both use.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it is the land of suck.

[SPEAKER_10]: Nothing sucks worse than this one.

[SPEAKER_10]: Right?

[SPEAKER_10]: How long how many times do you want to go?

[SPEAKER_10]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll get that.

[SPEAKER_08]: It is, and there's no rhyme or reason to it.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I look all the time for a better iPad app.

[SPEAKER_10]: It doesn't have one, it doesn't exist.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it doesn't exist.

[SPEAKER_10]: And we ought to make one ourselves.

[SPEAKER_10]: On the holiday season can be stressful, endless shopping, travel, parties, every weekend.

[SPEAKER_10]: When you need to slow down and actually relax, reach for a soul out of office gummy.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now, the way you wrote this, yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I do I blew it was my mistake it's six o'clock to six o'clock taping.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know there are no mistakes I said real for a souls out of office gummies.

[SPEAKER_10]: I put an A in there like a moron.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not your fault No, it's no big deal.

[SPEAKER_10]: Just make sure these people get these gummies.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're important

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a big deal to mean when I'm what I mean.

[SPEAKER_10]: But don't do it during a commercial.

[SPEAKER_10]: Wait till after the commercial.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've been doing it during commercial plans.

[SPEAKER_10]: That do this, that's who pays our salary.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_08]: What is the beaver moon?

[SPEAKER_10]: That was like two weeks ago.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That could be it, actually.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We start today with a very interesting story about a Canadian sports betting site, a Canadian sports betting site used Google Keyword planner to figure out which NFL team is the most hated in the U.S. surprisingly, it is not the Kansas City Chiefs.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, Dallas Cowboys.

[SPEAKER_10]: It is not the Dallas Cowboys at number one, but they're on the list.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're in the top five.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're number five.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Most hated.

[SPEAKER_10]: Most hated.

[SPEAKER_10]: WU.

[SPEAKER_10]: Not, no, this is professional sports teams.

[SPEAKER_08]: Is it the New England Patriots?

[SPEAKER_10]: It is not the New England Patriots.

[SPEAKER_10]: I bet the Patriots have had it in the past.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know, but they're not in the top five.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know, if there's any remaining stank of stuff, they'll try so hard to be a sports guy.

[SPEAKER_08]: You don't even have to put discipline into it at this point.

[SPEAKER_08]: At this point, I don't even think it's got to be sports-related.

[SPEAKER_08]: Those are the classic, yeah, everyone hates them.

[SPEAKER_08]: But I also have a huge fan base, which is why everyone hates them.

[SPEAKER_10]: If there's any sort of remaining stank of Snyder, are the commanders on the list?

[SPEAKER_10]: No, they are not.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh.

[UNKNOWN]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_10]: at number three is a tie between uh... two teams would you like to know yeah uh... so it goes right from five to three tie number three the new york jets and green bay packers surprised at that i don't know i thought the packers had a better following than that i said you're like states hate the jets and the packers in aron roger's hate might i could be a fair enough

[SPEAKER_08]: Packers, any ones yets for a little bit.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yep, that might have something to do with at number two, this one surprised me because I think they're kind of cool.

[SPEAKER_10]: This is a team that I think is kind of cool and a lot of people wear their merch.

[SPEAKER_10]: Would you like to guess now?

[SPEAKER_10]: That's my hint.

[SPEAKER_10]: I would say that it's a newer team than a more classic team.

[SPEAKER_10]: Newer, I will give you another hint, newer, not a newer team, a newer location.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, the Vegas, the race, the race, plus Vegas Raiders at number two, eight states hate the Raiders, including Colorado, Utah and Missouri and coming in at number one, kind of easy if you hate a winner.

[SPEAKER_10]: Filly the Philadelphia Eagles at number one.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, yeah, every Wednesday, Philadelphia, including Alabama, California and Texas.

[SPEAKER_10]: There we are.

[SPEAKER_10]: I will not get that money back from that people that want to meet a right that story.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's all gone now.

[SPEAKER_10]: I will never get that time back.

[SPEAKER_10]: But I think it's valid to hate all things about Philadelphia.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, well, we spent time there.

[SPEAKER_10]: We actually worked in that wonderful city, and it was not fun.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, it was not a happy time for us.

[SPEAKER_10]: Not at all.

[SPEAKER_10]: Did not care for it.

[SPEAKER_10]: A survey by the American Christmas tree association.

[SPEAKER_10]: We're ever part of that association when you're Hocking your live Christmas trees.

[SPEAKER_10]: I got kicked out for cheating.

[SPEAKER_10]: Rob was a did you know Josh the rob was a Christmas tree grifter back in the day?

[SPEAKER_10]: Of course I did.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, he would go up to Pennsylvania and they'd cut down trees from someone else's property.

[SPEAKER_00]: They weren't supposed to be on.

[SPEAKER_10]: We stole them all and they would sell these trees that they got for free for like a 6,000 percent Markup exactly and you might get any markup is great when it's a stolen tree

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely terrible.

[SPEAKER_10]: They did.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a speedwack rip off.

[SPEAKER_10]: The survey found fake trees.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mr. Speedwack are now the norm and it's not even close.

[SPEAKER_10]: 83% of people planning to put up a tree this year will use a fake one.

[SPEAKER_10]: Does that surprise you at all?

[SPEAKER_10]: No, because they've gotten really, really expensive.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, way, way out of line.

[SPEAKER_08]: I have a fake tree.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I have a fake tree.

[SPEAKER_08]: I do too.

[SPEAKER_10]: And also you're looking at safety of fire hazard.

[SPEAKER_10]: And also, you know what really was a game changer is the pre-lit tree.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I am always going to have, I think I might be looking at my sixth or seventh year with the same GE lit tree.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that I've had down here.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I mean, you take away the hassle, put it in your eyes.

[SPEAKER_08]: You know, no pine needles to clean up.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's no.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Fake trees have been the preferred option for over a decade and real ones just keep losing more and more ground.

[SPEAKER_10]: The data confirms that artificial trees have become the standard in American holiday decorating.

[SPEAKER_10]: They say the main reasons are cost convenience and safety.

[SPEAKER_10]: You can reuse the same tree.

[SPEAKER_10]: Don't have to deal with pine needles as Josh mentioned, and there's a lower chance of your tree catching fire.

[SPEAKER_10]: Can you believe back in the day they would have lit candles on a live tree?

[SPEAKER_10]: Can you believe that?

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not okay because also when we had a live tree, we not only had candles, but you know the base that you put it in with water, so it stays fresh.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we used to fill that with gasoline.

[SPEAKER_10]: Just for fun.

[SPEAKER_10]: Just for fun.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then see if Uncle Billy from it's a wonderful lifeway, kick over the tree feeder.

[SPEAKER_10]: Anyway, Ariana Grande will host the season finale of Orphanale of Saturday Night Live.

[SPEAKER_10]: Of course she will on December 20th.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that would be the year finale, not the season, because the season goes till May.

[SPEAKER_10]: Nope, says we'll host the season finale of Saturday Night Live on December 20th.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't buy it, not for a second.

[SPEAKER_10]: that it's the season for now.

[SPEAKER_08]: No, they've, they've cut the season though and half.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's like the half season.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, is it now?

[SPEAKER_08]: That's stupid.

[SPEAKER_08]: I think so.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: Because then they're going to restart in the spring.

[SPEAKER_08]: They keep saying, it's really just taken January off.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, all right.

[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: OK. Are we done?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, I think so, share will be the musical guest on December 20th, which is kind of fun.

[SPEAKER_10]: If you can believe it, this is only the second time share has been the musical guest on SNL.

[SPEAKER_10]: And the first time was almost 40 years ago in 1987.

[SPEAKER_10]: 1887 was 40.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like that statistic 40 years ago.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think I don't think I feel about it.

[SPEAKER_10]: She will she'll sing that Christmas song she released last year.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, because it's um, I could bring it up, but it was a Christmas song we like.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't want a lot for Christmas.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's a different one.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a different way to share.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, nope, you're wrong.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I stand close.

[SPEAKER_10]: She did perform as part of the 50th anniversary celebrations in February though, as we've already heard her.

[SPEAKER_10]: So Melissa McCarthy is hosting December 6th with the musical guest, Dijon.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now that will ruin your ex-salad.

[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, I hope it's pronounced.

[SPEAKER_10]: D. John, I'm sending anybody.

[SPEAKER_10]: Are we, look, you're, you're, that past me by a long time ago.

[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, on the 13th, uh, Josh O'Connor from the new knives out movie will host with Lily Allen Performing.

[SPEAKER_10]: Lowly Owlman can't wait for that Saturday night.

[SPEAKER_10]: I had the only watch good Saturday night live.

[SPEAKER_10]: There was an impression of Sebastian Manis Calth took it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And the guy that did that was funny is hell.

[SPEAKER_10]: I thought that was a great impression.

[SPEAKER_10]: But it was an impression that they didn't do anything good with.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, they didn't because they can't write anymore.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_10]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_10]: That was a good impression.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was fun fun for the whole family.

[SPEAKER_10]: Would you be okay with chicken instead of turkey on Thanksgiving?

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, KFC says yes and they hope you say yes to that because they're trying to insert themselves into Thanksgiving with a new meal called the extra crispy festive feast.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's entirely different.

[SPEAKER_10]: It is my most folks

[SPEAKER_10]: Instead of turkey, you get a bucket of fried chicken, along with a flight of three different gravy's.

[SPEAKER_10]: You rocked us, Mike, because when you said, would chicken be okay, I assumed it was a roast chicken.

[SPEAKER_10]: No.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a bucket of chicken they want to do.

[SPEAKER_10]: Slide is supposed to make it sound fancy because, well, nice, dry KFC.

[SPEAKER_10]: For $25, you get eight pieces of chicken, two sides of mashed potatoes, four biscuits, and three.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now, Rob, I know how you love gravy.

[SPEAKER_10]: I do three types of gravy.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm looking at these and I will tell you, you like all three of them.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead.

[SPEAKER_00]: What are they?

[SPEAKER_10]: The three gravy.

[SPEAKER_10]: Are you regular brown gravy?

[SPEAKER_10]: white peppercorn also great and we guys a little zip to a mild mashed potato dish isn't the white peppercorn the kind of stuff you would put on biscuits and gravy

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, well a white peppercorn tastes mostly like black peppercorn just it doesn't show up in the gravy Well, that's what you would put on the chicken.

[SPEAKER_10]: You put the brown on the potatoes and the white on the chicken Yeah, Mike put the brown on the potatoes put the brown on the taters and put the white on the biscuits and the There's a new one that you might not like what's that?

[SPEAKER_10]: It's called southwest cheddar

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no.

[SPEAKER_10]: It looks like they just added caso to their menu, but called it gravy instead.

[SPEAKER_10]: This is so rushed and misguided from the people they might as well include ranch dressing and call it ranch gravy.

[SPEAKER_10]: Big chicken.

[SPEAKER_10]: Big chicken.

[SPEAKER_10]: The press release cited some poll that found 35% of Americans don't like turkey.

[SPEAKER_10]: What?

[SPEAKER_10]: Does everybody get a trophy for everything now?

[SPEAKER_10]: What the f, seriously?

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, it's just ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think too cute.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, did you hear that kid?

[SPEAKER_10]: My kid, the other night said it didn't like her.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I said create an entire ad campaign.

[SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, yeah, with ranch and take the color off of Cheetos.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's almost like they don't sell turkey.

[SPEAKER_08]: So they want you to buy something else.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's a thought.

[SPEAKER_08]: How about that?

[SPEAKER_08]: But I don't know.

[SPEAKER_08]: How about this?

[SPEAKER_08]: I did have the the goblet or sandwich over at Arby's yesterday.

[SPEAKER_08]: Is that the one that has all the trucks there in Turkey?

[SPEAKER_08]: And cranberry sauce and all that much better than the Wawa.

[SPEAKER_08]: Really?

[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's not soggy.

[SPEAKER_08]: Not soggy.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: Less stuff and more turkey.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, some people call it dressing.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, dressing doesn't help either.

[SPEAKER_08]: They both end in Judy.

[SPEAKER_08]: Are you looking forward to Thanksgiving?

[SPEAKER_08]: Josh.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let me hit the thing again.

[SPEAKER_10]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_08]: I found out I'm going to a plantation for Thanksgiving.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well.

[SPEAKER_10]: So, though, the chicken is going to come home to roost.

[SPEAKER_10]: The chickens have come home to roost.

[SPEAKER_10]: This is where your people want to be anyway.

[SPEAKER_10]: So this is perfect to go on a plantation.

[SPEAKER_10]: Are you going to have people that are waiting?

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm cold.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm cold.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm cold.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm cold.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm cold.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm cold.

[SPEAKER_10]: I was watching an ancient clip of Chappelle's show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh God.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_10]: Nobody does racial humor like Dave Chappelle.

[SPEAKER_10]: The best.

[SPEAKER_10]: Nobody.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was, and that show that was so cutting edge.

[SPEAKER_10]: Probably couldn't get away with the stuff he got has on today, but just so funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: When she, uh, did you ever see the clip where he's on the jet liner and, uh, the, the flight attendant comes over and ask him if you want to check in her fish.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, classic.

[SPEAKER_10]: She's just so funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, so, so aware, you know, where KFC has blown it, they should take a page from Popeye's book and sell a fried turkey, bingo, that's what you do, they're trying to compete with the Popeye's and their stupid, because they're doing it, yeah, yeah, glue all the chicken together like it's a turkey.

[SPEAKER_10]: that's a great idea for Thanksgiving.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think that's great.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let me hit my sound a one more time.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, jet blue flight from Boston to Tampa got delayed three hours last week before finally taking off.

[SPEAKER_10]: Then it had to turn around and go back to Boston.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thanks to one more on.

[SPEAKER_10]: They were about an hour into the flight when the pilot told air traffic control.

[SPEAKER_10]: They were turning around because someone vapeed weed in the bathroom and the crew inhaled it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't mention the crew, the flight attendants or whether it was the pilots.

[SPEAKER_10]: We assume he meant the flight attendants, the pilots.

[SPEAKER_10]: If they got high, be a much bigger issue.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Luckily, all 200 passengers are fine.

[SPEAKER_10]: But the flight ultimately got canceled.

[SPEAKER_10]: No word yet on the person's name or what charges they're facing.

[SPEAKER_10]: All we know is that they were sitting in row one.

[SPEAKER_10]: So they were first class people and we'll not first class people.

[SPEAKER_10]: Can you get any sort of contact high from vape?

[SPEAKER_10]: Because vape is just a contact high for anything.

[SPEAKER_10]: But it's like steam isn't it?

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean all the googos in your mouth and your lungs is coming.

[SPEAKER_10]: I might know a current radio personality who is, you know,

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[SPEAKER_10]: Like a serious contact high.

[SPEAKER_10]: Good for you Mike.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, there you go.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let me take this opportunity to say how you doing Mark.

[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, a 10 year fine today.

[SPEAKER_10]: figured that out actually a 10-year-old near Nashville stole his mom's car the other day and also managed to get his dad arrested in one fell swoop.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He or in Mount Julia, Tennessee.

[SPEAKER_10]: He'd been arguing with his mom and she left him in her car while she dropped off paperwork at his school when she gave back the car was gone.

[SPEAKER_10]: She called the cops and reported it stolen.

[SPEAKER_10]: By the way, I should remember, I should remind you, it's a 10-year-old.

[SPEAKER_10]: The kid was fine.

[SPEAKER_10]: It turned out he managed to drive two miles back to his home and even parked it in their garage.

[SPEAKER_10]: He was inside the house when cops got there, along with his dad.

[SPEAKER_10]: The dad told them he was gone.

[SPEAKER_10]: The dad said he was confused when his son showed up all by his onesies.

[SPEAKER_10]: They decided not to arrest the kid because he's so young, but the dad was a different story.

[SPEAKER_10]: Once they got his name, they realized he had an outstanding warrant on his ass.

[SPEAKER_10]: What a great bunch of folks.

[SPEAKER_10]: He is facing charges for wire fraud and theft.

[SPEAKER_10]: And like I always say, the apple doesn't fall far from the felon.

[SPEAKER_10]: There you go, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is anybody like I am burned out on the whole Ariana Grande thing.

[SPEAKER_10]: What?

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, we get her her in wicket like wicket her the the the kind of

[SPEAKER_11]: I always look like I'm frightened.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that whole busom dough eyes and she like is she's not a baby anymore, right?

[SPEAKER_10]: No, she's like in her late 20s.

[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe 30.

[SPEAKER_10]: She's 63.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's 63 years old.

[SPEAKER_10]: 32 years old.

[SPEAKER_10]: How old is she?

[SPEAKER_10]: 32.

[SPEAKER_10]: She's 32.

[SPEAKER_10]: She's 32 and she still has that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Then I'll make it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like her.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've never liked her.

[SPEAKER_10]: And didn't she go out with Pete Davidson?

[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone went out with Pete Davidson.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, what's in she the one that went out with Pete Davidson or was it another, uh, I can't see Molly, I thought that was a Kardashian.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, he's dated everybody, though.

[SPEAKER_10]: I thought, come on, guys, help me out.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're younger.

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[SPEAKER_08]: There was a famous, there was a married from 21 to 24.

[SPEAKER_10]: Really, Pete Davidson.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was pre Kardashian that Pete Davidson, you know, he's been linked to many, many different people.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, there you go.

[SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was pretty.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was common knowledge that they were going out together, and You know, track of Pete Davidson's conquest is like trying to alphabetize the library of Congress The reason I bring it up the reason I bring it up is because this whole kind of innocent I don't know the whole vibe it creeps me out.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like it and I and the whole wicked thing is what do you mean?

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm being played because she's not really like that

[SPEAKER_10]: She couldn't be big and show business if she was constantly scared and meet like that.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's an act and she's playing us and I don't appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_10]: How I think playing us because she is pretending to be that person.

[SPEAKER_10]: That is me girlish.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and that's true.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can't be trying to say a step of thing.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then with Wicked Coming Up, I...

[SPEAKER_10]: and still suffering from not watching the first wicked movie because I was sick of that that hasn't gone away yet okay so I'm not gonna watch this and I might I saw wicked on Broadway I loved it but the hype surrounding the movie I will not watch it

[SPEAKER_08]: Which is just because you have paid for persons in it.

[SPEAKER_08]: You're asking, oh, guy.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Bowen Yang is it.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Bowen Yang is in it.

[SPEAKER_08]: So, and it's a perfectly fine movie.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's fine.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's fine.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's all it is.

[SPEAKER_10]: So when you say it's a perfectly fine movie.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's fine.

[SPEAKER_10]: That is wide open to interpretation.

[SPEAKER_08]: What do you mean by that?

[SPEAKER_08]: It's not for me.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: If you like that, if you like musicals, you'll like it.

[SPEAKER_08]: There's good songs.

[SPEAKER_08]: They sing.

[SPEAKER_08]: I got irritated that it said to be continued at the end.

[SPEAKER_08]: Right.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because they're coming up with the new one out now.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: I got my daughter on like open and night to see it and didn't know it was going to be to be continued.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I will not continue.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right, um, I just, I don't know what it is.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's irrational.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's something where I don't have a lot of like terrible stories about somebody.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's just the whole thing with the, I can't, look at me.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can't do an impression physically of her, but it's always like, everywhere.

[SPEAKER_11]: Help me.

[SPEAKER_11]: And the little skinny neck and it's like, oh, I'm so fragile.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm such a little china doll.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's like black.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm tired about it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Meanwhile backstage she said I'm not doing that Christing parade.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't want to do it because What he said scoops said I see you drink one percent what is that?

[SPEAKER_10]: What is he referring to me?

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I have no idea said I see you drink one percent

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know what that is.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't either unless it would be milk and that's not a good milk to drink.

[SPEAKER_10]: Less two percent is the mic up talking about my wife.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm kind of behind the comments or comments.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't even see whatever comments you're talking about.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I'm really really.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I'm really messed up with the comments tonight.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_10]: I was way behind.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hi, everybody.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm Michael Marra.

[SPEAKER_07]: In the back.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_07]: Very good.

[SPEAKER_07]: We're back now.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll start with that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't discount her talent because Ariana Grande is a fine singer and she does really good musical impressions, which I've always found very impressive.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I like her Britney Spears.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but I don't think she merits the amount of tension of attention.

[SPEAKER_10]: She's getting and remember folks, they split that wicked movie into two movies to double the money that they take from you.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're being played.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're being played.

[SPEAKER_08]: I get.

[SPEAKER_08]: I get it.

[SPEAKER_08]: All right.

[SPEAKER_08]: Scoob was making a Napoleon Dynamite quote back.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's how long we're in the comments.

[SPEAKER_10]: I remember that when he says to the girl, I see you drink one percent.

[SPEAKER_10]: You don't need to.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're not making that.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's an interesting segue on December 1st, our taping.

[SPEAKER_10]: Are we that going to be an 8 a.m. show or an afternoon show or what are we doing?

[SPEAKER_10]: Are we taping it with him and then we are doing it on the next show?

[SPEAKER_10]: What are we doing with it?

[SPEAKER_10]: We're, we're

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and then pairing it on December 2nd.

[SPEAKER_10]: So on December 2nd show, please join us for an exclusive interview with John Hader.

[SPEAKER_10]: He is the man himself, Napoleon Dynamite, who is starring in a wonderful film called Top of Wingo.

[SPEAKER_10]: Top of Wingo is a movie that our friend Chad Dukes has involved with and has a starring role in.

[SPEAKER_10]: And we watched the screener all of us for it.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a very unique movie.

[SPEAKER_10]: very similar to Napoleon Dynamite, and but it's got some big differences too that make it very, very enjoyable.

[SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was it was the kind of movie where as much as it's stupid.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you can't take your eyes off it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's still watching.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think it is currently in a limited release in theaters, but doesn't it start streaming on December 2nd.

[SPEAKER_10]: The day will have.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's only in theaters like out in that way.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, December 2nd.

[SPEAKER_08]: It'll start streaming.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: So make programming note on December 2nd.

[SPEAKER_10]: We will be joined by John Hader and Paulian Dynamite and the star of Tapau Wingal.

[SPEAKER_10]: which I have to say like that, we're got more show coming up when we come up, we're going to straighten out your family finances, who doesn't want to do that during this time of year.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is that the, uh...

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the radio.

[SPEAKER_10]: It is so cool.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the Bluetooth speaker that looks like an old timey radio.

[SPEAKER_10]: So watch this.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can turn it on and on FM radio.

[SPEAKER_10]: Can you turn it so we can see every angle of it?

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[SPEAKER_10]: So with the holidays, obviously, people have to, you know, watch their purse strings and sometimes when you're getting ready, you're going to family in, you're going to go out and buy food, you're going to maybe go out to eat, you got to get gifts to put under the tree, but it's probably not a bad time to organize the family finances.

[SPEAKER_10]: And that's what our man, Josh Soroka did today and it was very proud of it.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's so much so

[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's an ongoing process where I'm going through and looking at subscriptions because we all sign up for all these TV networks and we subscribe to watch one show and then it's Wednesday last time I used peacock.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: Wednesday last time I used to glue.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm going through that and the bill that I hate.

[SPEAKER_08]: is T-Mobile.

[SPEAKER_08]: Because my cell phone bill is ridiculously high.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: My cell phone bill is like $450 a month.

[SPEAKER_10]: And how do they get?

[SPEAKER_10]: Is that because you have everybody in the family?

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I got like nine lines.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my god.

[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_08]: So did you do anything about it?

[SPEAKER_08]: I did.

[SPEAKER_08]: I called them.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I found out I've been with them for a long time.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I have not done the call and threaten the quit before.

[SPEAKER_08]: Like Robbs Feewack Drive.

[SPEAKER_08]: The Robbs Feewack move.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I did not threaten the quit, but I printed out my bill and called them and said, go over this bill with me.

[SPEAKER_08]: And that's to go through line by line and help me understand this.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's excellent work, Josh.

[SPEAKER_10]: And that's really well done.

[SPEAKER_08]: It was such a it was a huge pain.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_08]: But.

[SPEAKER_08]: I found a two lines for like what Apple watches that are unnecessary that they're charging me for.

[SPEAKER_08]: So I cut them.

[SPEAKER_08]: I found that they had a global fee monthly fee on my bill for $50 ever since I went to Europe that's on the bill every month.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, so they didn't neglect to do it.

[SPEAKER_08]: I found that they changed their auto paid discount where you don't get to discount if you use a debit card, like I've been using, but if you use a bank account instead, then you get to discount.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, cool.

[SPEAKER_08]: Now we're able to retroactively refund you some of this stuff.

[SPEAKER_08]: I did get a $120 refund retro and I lowered my monthly bill by going through line by line with the T-Mobile rep, $168 a month.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: If you feel totally set, I mean, that good.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I don't think it's so.

[SPEAKER_10]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I'm very impressed.

[SPEAKER_10]: But your bill is what?

[SPEAKER_10]: So now it's what 300 bucks or something like 300 bucks.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: So we're dropped it down by over a third.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's a fantastic.

[SPEAKER_08]: By dealing with the guy on the phone for 30 minutes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Have you used one of those services that a managed your subscriptions for you where they go through and they itemize every single subscription.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, like rocket money or something like that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I want to think to your bank accounts And I have that services called carry speedwack and she will go through and tell me what I spent on everything all the time always.

[SPEAKER_10]: And so that's That's all you got to do that yourself.

[SPEAKER_10]: No

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I don't either.

[SPEAKER_08]: I get the text message.

[SPEAKER_08]: What is this sixty-three dollar bill to Apple?

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_10]: I get it so specifically that I will get how is Dairy Queen today?

[SPEAKER_08]: And you're the one that carries cash.

[SPEAKER_08]: You should know that for the cash goes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know, but I never use the cash and I use the debit card and because it's just more convenient.

[SPEAKER_10]: And can you are naked without cash?

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I use cash for golfing bets.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's what I use cash for, but, you know, she loves doing it.

[SPEAKER_10]: She loves doing it, and that's the fun one, when she'll say, you know, how is dairy queen today?

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, the other one's, I'll get, did you go to the Greg Norman store today?

[SPEAKER_10]: So, why are you asking me something you know the answer to?

[SPEAKER_10]: Of course I run to the Greg Norman store to buy long pants, because it's going to be cold.

[SPEAKER_10]: Also, Greg Norman store sells clothes.

[SPEAKER_10]: I thought it would be all Greg Norman memorabilia.

[SPEAKER_10]: Rob, if you were a man of just a bit of a slider carriage, yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: You would love the Greg Norman outlet store here in my hometown of Estero, Florida.

[SPEAKER_10]: I am telling you, it is the best.

[SPEAKER_10]: You will go into department stores around this country and you will see these clothing items at full price and I am telling you, it is a fraction of the price at the outlet store that is like five minutes from my house.

[SPEAKER_10]: I saw there.

[SPEAKER_10]: If Josh took all those clothes and went through them line by line, he could get them even cheaper.

[SPEAKER_08]: Perhaps.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_08]: Florida is the town is the state of outlet show.

[SPEAKER_08]: Out the chopping area.

[SPEAKER_10]: And listen, there are outlets that are BS and then there are outlets that aren't.

[SPEAKER_10]: And by the way, you go to any outlet mall.

[SPEAKER_10]: And you have one in your backyard too, Rob.

[SPEAKER_10]: You have one in Lee's first.

[SPEAKER_10]: And you go in and you have to select the store that really does and I'll let business and you this store this Greg Norman for golfwear for people I am telling you you get you can't even get in there on certain days because that it is Because it's that people it's thick with no no fat what do you mean fat thick with customers It's a customer's okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Remember what I said if you're a man of slid at you that's a little bit You said to get into the great normal.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I did and I thought maybe like a do they top off it like a double X

[SPEAKER_10]: uh... well what is a larger golfers go it's a good question because i was a lot you know where the guy can tell you down daily store no i'll tell you what the the friend of the big man in golf where and by the way it doesn't have to be golf where it can be uh... you know anything you want a nice pull over uh... i recommend uh... calaway calaway is the friend of the big man i think you'll get a three x in that

[SPEAKER_10]: The Nike Golfware is fine, but I think the Nike store and the, what's the other one?

[SPEAKER_10]: God give me the other one, please.

[SPEAKER_10]: Like Adidas, Nike, Indur armor, those are the places that they give a big middle finger to the golfers, right?

[SPEAKER_10]: Because their golf stuff is all online or at golf stores and they go FU at the outlets.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's why I'm Greg Norman.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's why I wear exclusively

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you Rob.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thanks for that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll I'll send you the catalog.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you away.

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[SPEAKER_03]: See you by the bay.

[SPEAKER_10]: I have a certain appreciation for people that go on social media and post things just to piss people off.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not unlike something I would do.

[SPEAKER_10]: This guy does a really great job, though, and I'd like to send this out to all the ladies out there.

[SPEAKER_01]: This sale mums, I feel like you're lying, because of what I get to do for work, I can still stay home and pay all the bills, and my wife will have to go to work to make her money.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I have a one-year-old daughter.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I'll stay at home, and I'll take care of my daughter.

[SPEAKER_01]: And while I'm taking care of my one-year-old daughter, I can give her three meals a day, change your own time, get her into her naps, play time, her arts and crafts time, and still make sure the entire place is clean.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I can clean the whole apartment while watching her before 12 or one o'clock.

[SPEAKER_01]: And yes, I know an apartment is different than a home, but I have a 2300 square foot apartment.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it's not tiny.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I do know that I can be just be ignorant to a lot of people's situations.

[SPEAKER_01]: So can someone please tell me when does being a stay at home mom become hard?

[SPEAKER_10]: Is he just being, well, what's he, what's he riffing on just on the fact that it's easy to stay home?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: Just a total dick.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's why I liked it.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's really, really good.

[SPEAKER_10]: I like that now.

[SPEAKER_10]: But Mike, if you're stay at home, you can't go to price chopper.

[SPEAKER_10]: You can't.

[SPEAKER_10]: You can't because you're at home.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: But price chopper has an exciting deal.

[SPEAKER_10]: This all afternoon.

[SPEAKER_04]: Shopper is at price chopper lined up for the store's double exchange day.

[SPEAKER_04]: Customers were able to bring in their spare pennies and double their worth.

[SPEAKER_04]: Meaning if someone brought in $20 worth of pennies, they'd receive a $40 gift card in return and people were not holding back.

[SPEAKER_00]: 36 pounds of pennies.

[SPEAKER_00]: So I think about 65 dollars with some.

[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_07]: And those are just around the house.

[SPEAKER_07]: I just found out.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just moved around the house and back since charts.

[SPEAKER_04]: The event comes after it was announced that pennies would no longer be made as of this past Wednesday.

[SPEAKER_10]: Guys, they're in their ivory towers.

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[SPEAKER_10]: They're distracting you.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're not paying attention to the real crap going on and what they're taking away from you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Go bring your 36 pounds of pennies for your gift card.

[SPEAKER_10]: That will go right back in it.

[SPEAKER_10]: that lady that brought the 65 pounds of pennies it was tougher because she snacks on pennies were they not putting they were were please tell me they were putting them in the sheen and look they showed video of them counting them by hand which would be the biggest jail I'd ever seen in my life that's

[SPEAKER_10]: gotta be for the TV camera.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, wow.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Smike, let's end with a little bit of music.

[SPEAKER_10]: You like music?

[SPEAKER_10]: I love music.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I love when they take a classic song and they reinvented with something new.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I love brass instruments.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I think you'll really enjoy this.

[SPEAKER_10]: OK.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's, of course, the BG.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's my favorite.

[SPEAKER_10]: And this girl has a trombone.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know this is gonna be good.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm ready.

[SPEAKER_10]: Really enjoying yourself.

[SPEAKER_03]: Get ready.

[SPEAKER_05]: See, you're here.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm ready.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm ready.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm ready.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm ready.

[SPEAKER_10]: I just think she's magnificent.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think she's a talent.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then she's off to price chopper.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, with her pennies, with her shiny penny.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hello money pennant, money pennant, money pennant.

[SPEAKER_10]: Anyway, we got to get out of here.

[SPEAKER_10]: We'll be back right in early tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, like four hours, right?

[SPEAKER_10]: Please, Lance, come back and get that alpha drink.

[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely, we'll see you tomorrow for another episode of the Michael Mary's Show.

[SPEAKER_10]: For Robby Speedwack and Josh Soroka, this is Michael Maris saying, so long everybody and buy an ornament.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I love you, Pop.

[SPEAKER_06]: Want more?

[SPEAKER_06]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona Show.

[SPEAKER_06]: Get it at MichaelMarisShow.com.

[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Maris, radio entertainment.

[SPEAKER_09]: If it'll help the show, I can get even fatter.

[SPEAKER_09]: You can't give it away with it!

[SPEAKER_09]: He can't keep getting away with it!

[SPEAKER_09]: I pooped myself one time.