<v Speaker 1>Jared, Katie and Josh one hundred. I got some stuff

<v Speaker 1>over here that we're supposed to talk about.

<v Speaker 2>But I'm trying to decide if I should pile on

<v Speaker 2>my wife.

<v Speaker 1>I know you're going I'm gonna move. Yeah you are.

<v Speaker 1>I'm in a mood this morning. I'm in a marriage move. Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>She's kind of irritated you a couple of times now.

<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I feel like the stage is yours friend.

<v Speaker 1>Here's go thing, is you.

<v Speaker 2>Ladies complain about your husband's all the ding dang time?

<v Speaker 1>Am I right? Am? I right? You're right jar Thank you,

<v Speaker 1>Thank thanks Jered for clarifying.

<v Speaker 2>So I was just going off a little bit ago

<v Speaker 2>about how she sent me a nasty text about thanks

<v Speaker 2>for leaving me some coffee, and.

<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, i gotta get out of the house early.

<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving early. I'm not gonna make another coffee. She's home.

<v Speaker 1>Make another pot for yourself.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, there was It was not necessary to send me

<v Speaker 2>a message that said this morning, I to her car

<v Speaker 2>to work. Okay, second day, I've done this. Just I'm

<v Speaker 2>just putting miles on her car because it's the older car.

<v Speaker 2>We like to just rack up the miles on the

<v Speaker 2>older ones, so we can get anyone, right.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>So I'm in there and it's finally irritated me this

<v Speaker 2>morning when I get in and I there's one, two, three, four, five,

<v Speaker 2>six cup holders within reach in the front seat driver's

<v Speaker 2>seat six all full of empty Starbucks cups, kids stuff.

<v Speaker 2>From the back, there's trash, there's used tissues. I'm in

<v Speaker 2>there with said coffee. I got nowhere to put it because, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>the car is constantly trashed.

<v Speaker 3>Did she know you were gonna take it?

<v Speaker 4>No?

<v Speaker 1>This is just her. This is just life, is what

<v Speaker 1>it is. Okay.

<v Speaker 2>Now, I do have a question, and fellas if y'all

<v Speaker 2>want to sound off, if you want to call us

<v Speaker 2>and sound off and talk about your wife's vehicle three

<v Speaker 2>all three six nine one mix three oh three six

<v Speaker 2>sixteen forty nine. Now is this just my wife who

<v Speaker 2>just keeps a ton of crap in her car? Trash

<v Speaker 2>is never seen a trash can in her life apparently?

<v Speaker 1>Or is this all women?

<v Speaker 5>Do?

<v Speaker 1>All women treat their vehicles like this?

<v Speaker 6>I want to I kind of want, oh man, I

<v Speaker 6>kind of want to pick on my sister because she

<v Speaker 6>is a wife. All women, she's a wife, She has

<v Speaker 6>two kids, three kids. I have never seen a car dirty.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, everything is sticky. It's like they I don't.

<v Speaker 2>I'm on the other end of things though, too when

<v Speaker 2>it comes to my vehicles, like they're always got to

<v Speaker 2>be clean, they've got to be vacuumed. They're generally perfectly

<v Speaker 2>no trash in there. Yeah, and so this throws me

<v Speaker 2>off when I say so, fellas, if you want to,

<v Speaker 2>if you want to give a shout out to your wife,

<v Speaker 2>three oh three six nine one, sixteen forty nine, that's

<v Speaker 2>what we'll call it.

<v Speaker 1>Give a shot out, Give a shout out to your wife.

<v Speaker 1>How's your car?

<v Speaker 3>But first, how often are your children in your car?

<v Speaker 1>Jeremy?

<v Speaker 3>And do they use will Lee congregate in the wife's

<v Speaker 3>vehicle because that's.

<v Speaker 1>The family suv for sure.

<v Speaker 3>So that's why it's so dirty, because she has to

<v Speaker 3>clean up after everyone. Your vehicle is just you, so

<v Speaker 3>you have to keep your stuff clean.

<v Speaker 1>She has to clean up after everybody. And of course

<v Speaker 1>there's cheerios. There's a back seat.

<v Speaker 2>If I am driving the family suv around with the

<v Speaker 2>kiddos in it, before they get out, I turned to

<v Speaker 2>the children in the back and say, gather all your craft.

<v Speaker 2>I'm sure we get out trash, take everything out, yep,

<v Speaker 2>because you have time.

<v Speaker 3>I'm sure when it's drop off, it's get out.

<v Speaker 1>Now we've got two sets, roll out, kids, roll out

<v Speaker 1>like that's talking exactly. So I think it's I see

<v Speaker 1>people calling, the ladies calling. It's way different. Here's the thing.

<v Speaker 3>My car is very clean right now. I just want

<v Speaker 3>to point that out because I took all the trash

<v Speaker 3>and I threw it in the trunk.

<v Speaker 1>So you got your jump. You literally jump in the

<v Speaker 1>trunk in the truck.

<v Speaker 2>So again, why couldn't you when you roll into a

<v Speaker 2>gas station just empty it out the trash.

<v Speaker 3>I had to go get my brakes and tires done

<v Speaker 3>last week, and I didn't want it dirty when I

<v Speaker 3>rolled it in there.

<v Speaker 1>So that's what happened. I took all the trash and.

<v Speaker 3>I threw it in the trunk.

<v Speaker 1>It was clean, and I brought it in there. What

<v Speaker 1>did you just bring a trash can out or trash

<v Speaker 1>bag mary and throw it away.

<v Speaker 3>Now I will go and open my trunk and throw

<v Speaker 3>the trash in there when I get to a gas station,

<v Speaker 3>and I remember it.

<v Speaker 1>But moment I see all.

<v Speaker 2>These ladies calling, just to say the the hubby is

<v Speaker 2>the messy one. I don't think so, but.

<v Speaker 3>They're telling you, yes, that's the case, so you have

<v Speaker 3>to hear them out.

<v Speaker 1>You can't. I don't have to. Oh, Okay, Hi.

<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Kelly. Is this a man Kelly or a

<v Speaker 2>female Kelly?

<v Speaker 7>There's a man, Kelly, Kelly, there's.

<v Speaker 1>A man Kelly. All right, Kelly, you got a messy wife.

<v Speaker 7>I think your wife and my wife went the same

<v Speaker 7>band meeting last night and collectively said, yeah, we're just

<v Speaker 7>gonna jack up the coffee rotation and keep the cars dirty.

<v Speaker 2>You know what I think my wife does sometimes, Kelly,

<v Speaker 2>if she's in an event or hanging out with her girlfriend,

<v Speaker 2>she takes all the trash from the event and just

<v Speaker 2>takes it with her and then just puts it in

<v Speaker 2>the car. I think she gathers other people's trash just

<v Speaker 2>to put in the car.

<v Speaker 7>And if I collected all the water bottles, I could

<v Speaker 7>probably have five down water.

<v Speaker 5>Thank you, I just finished the water.

<v Speaker 7>Toss it in the trash.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, gather up the garbage? Is your Is your wife

<v Speaker 1>big on the used tissues too?

<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's going on with my wife snot,

<v Speaker 2>but she's got massive amounts of stock coming out.

<v Speaker 7>Of her bro bro I got Panex, I got paper

<v Speaker 7>towels in a bag, and that thing in a basket

<v Speaker 7>with the scents, wouldn't pray.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he and Kessy's in there grabbing all those trust

<v Speaker 2>the old tissues, Kelly putting them in the trash.

<v Speaker 7>Us dudes, yep, yeah, I'm not a car cleaner. If

<v Speaker 7>I was, that's what I do.

<v Speaker 1>I like you, Killy, Kelly. All right, thank you for calling.

<v Speaker 4>Keilly.

<v Speaker 1>Go watch along.

<v Speaker 7>Nailed the empty coffee.

<v Speaker 1>That's right, make your own damn coffee. All right, my

<v Speaker 1>killer d The rest of these are ladies. Good. The

<v Speaker 1>rest of these are ladies. Just wanted to say that

<v Speaker 1>their husband is the messy one. Well there's four. I

<v Speaker 1>don't care. They all call to say not fair. You

<v Speaker 1>have to hear them out. You heard Kelly meant to

<v Speaker 1>get into a break. No, we don't, Christine.

<v Speaker 2>I don't need to hear you out, Christine. It's the

<v Speaker 2>ladies that are the messy ones in the car. I'm

<v Speaker 2>sorry all the ladies.

<v Speaker 8>No, I am so ocd about keeping my truck clean.

<v Speaker 8>And when my husband takes my truck to pick up

<v Speaker 8>the kids from school. I get it back and it

<v Speaker 8>looks like he went to the dump, and I'm like,

<v Speaker 8>what the hell happens? So I clean out his truck.

<v Speaker 8>He has a big, beautiful twenty five hundred that's full

<v Speaker 8>of energy drinks all over. So I clean out his

<v Speaker 8>truck and then I start driving his truck because they're

<v Speaker 8>going to destroy my truck. I'll drive his.

<v Speaker 9>Truck exactly like. He gets all excited.

<v Speaker 8>He's like, oh, my car looks so nice. I'll drive

<v Speaker 8>my truck again. I'm like, you're a jerk, jerk.

<v Speaker 4>Move.

<v Speaker 1>Oh Christine, where were you when I was single?

<v Speaker 7>Look?

<v Speaker 1>Could it totally hooked up a man?

<v Speaker 8>And I needed to find an OCD person like myself.

<v Speaker 1>That's right. Thank you for calling you a good day.

<v Speaker 6>Hi guys, bye bye.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, the phones are blowing up. Oh here's

<v Speaker 2>another guy, Miguel. Hey, Hey, does your wife leave a messy,

<v Speaker 2>filthy car all.

<v Speaker 1>The time.

<v Speaker 10>Constantly? If it wasn't for me, I don't think it

<v Speaker 10>will be clean. I'm with you, man, and I do

<v Speaker 10>exactly what you do. Jeremy. I when I'm in the

<v Speaker 10>you know, putting gas, throw everything away. Same thing when

<v Speaker 10>I take my wife's car. Sometimes I just take my

<v Speaker 10>wife's car just to put gas in her car, and

<v Speaker 10>then I also clean it.

<v Speaker 2>See that was gonna be my next question, because I

<v Speaker 2>don't think my wife has ever seen a gas pump.

<v Speaker 10>Nope, that's the way it is. But you know there's

<v Speaker 10>a balance. I'm sure your wife does a lot of

<v Speaker 10>things for you.

<v Speaker 1>I had a single thing, so you got a little

<v Speaker 1>bit of both. No, absolutely nothing for me. She's mean

<v Speaker 1>to Me's appreciate.

<v Speaker 2>All right, buddy, thanks, thank you for keeping the cars clean.

<v Speaker 2>Thanks for having my back.

<v Speaker 1>You do deserve it.

<v Speaker 10>Yes, I have a good one.

<v Speaker 1>See you. We can maybe do come more quickly.

<v Speaker 7>Hi Alicia, Hi, how are you guys?

<v Speaker 1>I'm a little frustrating.

<v Speaker 4>I see that, but you're so wrong. I am the

<v Speaker 4>mom and I drive the kids every morning, every afternoon,

<v Speaker 4>every activity, and my car is clean because I have

<v Speaker 4>taught my kids to keep my car clean. There you

<v Speaker 4>go trash cans, there's a door. You get out the door.

<v Speaker 4>You to find the drashkin on the curb and you

<v Speaker 4>put it in there. My husband drives them maybe one

<v Speaker 4>day and the car is trashed, and yet he has

<v Speaker 4>a new car.

<v Speaker 1>What's his deal? Something right with that guy?

<v Speaker 2>And then second off the air, can I get all

<v Speaker 2>of your information so I could send that to my

<v Speaker 2>wife Nicole and you can talk to her and kind

<v Speaker 2>of schooler on how to get all this done.

<v Speaker 4>I will say that they only respect my car every

<v Speaker 4>time we're in the car as a family. In his car,

<v Speaker 4>I look right at him, I go, that's not something

<v Speaker 4>you would do in my car, and they go, well,

<v Speaker 4>we're not in your car. But he's got to start

<v Speaker 4>learning how to be disciplined in his own car.

<v Speaker 1>So you trained him like that? I did.

<v Speaker 4>I was trained, so I got I trained mine.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're good, mom, Alicia, thank you for keeping a clean.

<v Speaker 4>Thanks, guys, love talking to me all in the morning.

<v Speaker 4>Have a good one.

<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Oh you're so behind. Here's sesse Hi sessy.

<v Speaker 5>Good morning days, good morning.

<v Speaker 2>And Jeremy, geez, jess alut, why are you getting in

<v Speaker 2>my kitchen just because I want a clean car?

<v Speaker 5>Well, I was telling I think Josh was the woman

<v Speaker 5>answered the phone this morning. I had to switch trucks

<v Speaker 5>today with my husband because he's not working today and

<v Speaker 5>making my truck to get service and I'm having I'm

<v Speaker 5>driving his little white silver outa that's all bright and

<v Speaker 5>shiny on the outside. I open up the door, pistachio,

<v Speaker 5>show work, boots, empty water bottles, a VIC container. I

<v Speaker 5>don't even know what that's.

<v Speaker 1>What's he doing?

<v Speaker 9>I don't know.

<v Speaker 5>Apparently he can't breathe when he's at work.

<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's got a nut allergy.

<v Speaker 5>It is so disgusting. I had to grab like a

<v Speaker 5>towel from our bathroom so that I could drape it

<v Speaker 5>over the seat and the console. Oh god, he's always

<v Speaker 5>scripe it on me right about my truck. If I

<v Speaker 5>have like a bottle or an empty Alani container, He's like,

<v Speaker 5>what is your truck all trash? I'm like, really, well,

<v Speaker 5>I guess we have different levels of trash.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's funny. I don't know what his problem is.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know what is up with all these dudes.

<v Speaker 1>I thought for sure it's all the ladies. That's exactly it.

<v Speaker 4>Though.

<v Speaker 2>Can you do me a huge favor though tonight find

<v Speaker 2>out about that empty VIX bottle and call back tomorrow

<v Speaker 2>and fill us in on what that's all about.

<v Speaker 1>All right now, I.

<v Speaker 5>Will definitely do that.

<v Speaker 8>I don't know.

<v Speaker 5>He does work construction, so maybe you know smell.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, very well, could Sessey? Thank you for the call.

<v Speaker 2>A good day, guys, feeling pretty full of myself this morning.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fired up? You're in that last break. Guess who called?

<v Speaker 1>Oh no, high.

<v Speaker 4>Honey, Shoot.

<v Speaker 1>Hi honey.

<v Speaker 2>I love you, you know I I love you?

<v Speaker 4>Hold on, I love you.

<v Speaker 9>You want to take if you want to take over

<v Speaker 9>as the unpaid uber driver, be my guest.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, ma'am.

<v Speaker 9>Five cheer leaders two days a week.

<v Speaker 8>Half the crap in that car is not even our family.

<v Speaker 1>I'm yes, ma'am.

<v Speaker 3>See you do you need to let him have it

<v Speaker 3>more than that, like he's been over here just spouting

<v Speaker 3>off like I'm sorry.

<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I know.

<v Speaker 9>And and if you'd like me to go into our

<v Speaker 9>bedroom and roll off all of your items that are

<v Speaker 9>all over the floor, do that right now?

<v Speaker 1>We should do that. I dare you do it? I

<v Speaker 1>dare toys are up there.

<v Speaker 4>I'm going I am walking up that right now.

<v Speaker 1>I am No, you're not. You don't need to do

<v Speaker 1>this right now?

<v Speaker 9>Yes, Oh we can do it. We can do it.

<v Speaker 1>Don't you get your own radio show? How about that?

<v Speaker 1>You can be the star wars Nicknack? What were you

<v Speaker 1>going to say? To Katie.

<v Speaker 8>Oh, I was just gonna say, Katie's got to have

<v Speaker 8>my back here because she knows what it's like.

<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, I've had your back the whole time, Like I

<v Speaker 3>knew that was your mess in that car, like it's

<v Speaker 3>kids and ye, because he doesn't put the kids in

<v Speaker 3>his car, right.

<v Speaker 9>That exactly right. He's the only one who sits in

<v Speaker 9>his pristine truck. My car is the family hauller. The

<v Speaker 9>other kid holler, they're taking kids to practice whatever else.

<v Speaker 9>So yes, and he drives my car too, So there.

<v Speaker 1>There, yes, ma'am. I love you. What would you like

<v Speaker 1>for dinner tonight?

<v Speaker 4>Ma'am?

<v Speaker 9>I want surf and turfs?

<v Speaker 1>Lit it up to Jared, I'm glad you called. I

<v Speaker 1>love you.

<v Speaker 9>I love you too.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, we need to let you go now. I want

<v Speaker 1>to know it's on your floor. I know, I'm so cut,

<v Speaker 1>like it's just socks and are you still there? Are

<v Speaker 1>you still there? Nicole? No, h we don't need to

<v Speaker 1>do that.

<v Speaker 6>We send us a picture same number.

<v Speaker 1>Told you guys, she's mean to me. Sorry, you needed that.