[SPEAKER_09]: Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at micromarasho.com.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_10]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the Michael Marasho with Michael Mara and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Happy Tuesday, everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to the Mike O'Mara show.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are taping our show on the deck.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: The outside deck of the MSC, C-side we are at Port in the Bahamas Robbs P-Wag.
[SPEAKER_04]: Live from NASA and Mike, I didn't just got this text.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's really great news.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your drink from dinner last night will be ready in five minutes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you like another gray primerib with it?
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, as the show starts, it's weird this personality disorder that I'm suddenly, uh, as you're talking about last night, I am suddenly, uh, burdened with an overwhelming desire to share.
[SPEAKER_03]: You must preach because our listeners know everything that happens to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, and the walls are thin and the boat is small.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to share this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm embarrassed, but I'm really mad.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, all friends.
[SPEAKER_04]: Isn't it among friends?
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me just say that first of all, we are recording this show, which hopefully all things go according to plan will be heard by everybody on Tuesday on the Michael Mary Show at MichaelMeryShow.com and wherever you get your podcasts.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, as many people will know that one week ago this weekend, I had a bit of a little
[SPEAKER_03]: for three nights.
[SPEAKER_03]: You were bleeding to death.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to jump right in.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, so to make a long story short, went in, yeah, it was a little, uh, diverticulitis related, yeah, you know, I don't want to go into the details with all these eyes on me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like it when I'm just in my own room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was bleeding from the ass.
[SPEAKER_03]: They put me in the hospital and then the guy came out and said you don't have divert to you guys you have what's called a this is so gross a diverticular bleed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you got to pull out that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so they said it's really not, I said I don't have any paint.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's because it's that, and it's not the, you know, in fake, yeah, the faction or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shootin' match.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they let me out.
[SPEAKER_03]: They let me out Monday morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get out Monday morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do the show tape to show Monday afternoon.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I roll baby, that's right, got to play the game.
[SPEAKER_04]: We did have to put a towel down, but he did the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: There he goes, and so the week goes on, and it's better, better, better, better.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I frankly feel normal, the same, excited, having a great time.
[SPEAKER_03]: So much so one of the things on discharge on tapered don't have it with me, but I could show you right here right big letters big letters no alcohol
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, you know what, it's funny because my doctor gave me a similar note.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometime ago, as the, as folks that were here last night for our opening cocktail party on board, the MSCC side, and what a great cruise ship this is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't it beautiful?
[SPEAKER_03]: Hats off to John and the staff over there at the bar of the haven lounge.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you can wave you can wave guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there they go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they're busy.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are they work.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm to death here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for everything.
[SPEAKER_04]: When the cruise ship goes all out for Christmas.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really exciting.
[SPEAKER_04]: seen an undecorated tree.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I get I'm feeling.
[SPEAKER_03]: Beyond really good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm feeling great because Booleaned.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just, you know, when you come out of something you're kind of dealing with that euphoria And that's the way that goes so I'm excited I'm very excited so much so that I say the you know the devil on the shoulder You've got the the angel like animal house.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's like don't do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You might be in trouble again Go ahead, add a cocktail you're a mom friend
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't do it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't have a cocktail.
[SPEAKER_12]: You might be really feeling better to go.
[SPEAKER_14]: Don't add how often they're going to be on a cruise.
[SPEAKER_14]: You do listen to your asshole.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, that should be canceled.
[SPEAKER_04]: That bit with the devil in the angel is not okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, not under the circumstances.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like underage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And well, also she was passed out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: So give her some space.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm just taking the reference.
[SPEAKER_04]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just taking the same thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I agree the scene itself, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'm 66.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go back in the day where that stuff didn't bother people.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to quote exactly what the devil said in the movie because it's as a broadcast.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fucker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucker.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is wrong with you?
[SPEAKER_03]: So we saw the devil one last night and it was Vodka tonic vodka soda and and good and by the time we got to what we did last night We pulled the resources like the resources before we don't we have a drink waiting for us our bartender What?
[SPEAKER_03]: we have a bartender with our drink for the show no you did he walk in already no i'm just the queue is dummy is that when he walks in we do that oh okay we're not gonna interrupt our stick all right still talking about my blood here i understand all right i did go over that with you rob thank you Josh i mentioned that hey everybody that's Josh he's here to make sure we don't have too much fun
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh is back at the sound booth.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there you are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK. You mentioned it to him?
[SPEAKER_13]: I believe so.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: We talked about the layout.
[SPEAKER_03]: What we're going to do, because it's really not all this stage show as much as a taping of a podcast, which we said it was going to be.
[SPEAKER_03]: So getting back to the original deal here is, by the time we did the group slot machine pool, and thanks to our wonderful listeners, we had a total of $2,600.
[SPEAKER_03]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That, yeah, that's what they were cheering.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they were doing.
[SPEAKER_04]: And for we own the casino for a while.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now they've got a live audience.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't get to do this when we're doing the regular show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Show of hands.
[SPEAKER_03]: How many of you were at least vaguely aware that I'd had something to drink when I was at the summit?
[SPEAKER_02]: I would call that a whole room.
[SPEAKER_02]: A plural.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was pretty loaded when we got to the slot machine.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was having an absolute blast.
[SPEAKER_03]: We want to thank Shay Bay Sharon Bailey and Reese for putting that together.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you know, when I knew when we were a snake bit at the slot machine, when Reese came up to me and said, I just won $800.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I knew, I knew, get the bone, get the giant big bone out, because we were bound at that moment.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, Jesus, Rees leave us a slice.
[SPEAKER_03]: But for responsibility, I picked the machine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rees didn't want to pick that machine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rees wanted to pick a link.
[SPEAKER_03]: You wanted to pick a link machine, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I picked the one that was kind of just a nasty ass.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a super terrific, happy machine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Happy machine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm going to end the whole discussion of the illness factor, but I have discovered that if you are in that situation and recently like days out of it, alcohol is kind of a trigger.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you have to build up a tolerance.
[SPEAKER_03]: So really do.
[SPEAKER_03]: So no more alcohol for me, but I am here to report that I'm 100% again.
[SPEAKER_04]: And a boy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cumbs it goes, it comes, it comes, it goes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And as I told my son, I have not been on a cruise ship since I think was shortly before the Civil War.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was, you were on the list of Tania, weren't you?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, one of my wives and I were on.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of my, my first, my first wife.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never met her.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've forgotten him.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have, we, we were on the Norway.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anybody know that ship?
[SPEAKER_03]: The SS Norway.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's when I got into the whole thing of the lines, for this, some lines, for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so here we are.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's lucky to hear our lines on this boat.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a four day three night cruise to the Bahamas.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are in port at Nassau, Nassau in the Bahamas right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think it's more modern and incredible what they put on these ships now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm stunned at how much this is.
[SPEAKER_04]: The stuff they have on here is stuff I would make up as a joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, hey, I'm on a cruise ship who wants to go bowling.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, they've got a bowling alley.
[SPEAKER_04]: You want to shoot like pool?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they've got a billiards room.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they have everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: The full, and I asked the guy, said, is it a full-length bowling alley?
[SPEAKER_03]: He said, it's an actual legitimate, because they, those arcades, they've got where they're greed and need to just economize space.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't give you a legitimate alley, and I don't want to bull.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to bull on a non-legent bowling alley.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: there have been white trash about having an audience I really do there have been white trash people championing bowling for years I love bowling don't diminish it we bold for the show back on the dynamite show I love bowling is a blast I but Carlin I were in a league bowling and it's fantastic but
[SPEAKER_03]: what I'm not used to is the absolute size, the scope of what they can put in the water.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is now we are actually, what is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: 15 floors of solid rooms?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's not the top floor, it is crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: It absolutely, 19, 19 floors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's right because the glitter rotty is up high.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that where you're staying?
[SPEAKER_03]: You too?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm not going to bust your balls.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't need to my show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which was a higher floor for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way I feel about that, boys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dirk, would you like to drive the boat?
[SPEAKER_03]: So, Michael and I make our way across Alligator Alley, all of it from beautiful scenic Fort Myers, Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anybody here from Fort Myers tonight?
[SPEAKER_03]: Show of applause.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not a soul, that's all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Josh came down from St. Augustine, Florida all the way down here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob Fluin from our nation's capital, Washington, D.C.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there are people from all over the United States here with us today, and we're excited about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we finally arrive, and for those of you that may have driven, like Josh and I did, 95, the superhighway of 95, I am telling you, I don't know if I have ever, and I've driven through Miami multiple times, but it was, Josh, you almost didn't make the show, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: 45 minutes before the door's closed for 45 minutes and when I had talked to Josh when we were driving and you thought the last guy was bad Oh You get him in front of a crowd and he's he comes a shocked jack mister man get him in front of people He'll insult anybody
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's not fair.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely, screw him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, so we are Josh's one o'clock, and I hit an hour and a half of traffic in the Miami Metro.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Getting to the port of Miami, and it was stunningly horrible, and we walk in and once again, scope, magnitude, size, the size of the MSC terminal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Resembles an airport a full-sized airport as you walk in and we finally get through all the little bells and whistles that you have to do to come Your bags a whole deal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and I like the fact that your timer says carry speedwag's coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's great.
[SPEAKER_04]: My wife's coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've entered that in years So but also don't be rough because you know, she's just gotten up so be gentle
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I mean, it's a big place, and there are people pouring in that are going on their fabulous 3, 9, 4 day cruise, and I hear, hello!
[SPEAKER_03]: And I look over and I see Rob, and of course I react the way I always do.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, you were really nice, you were really nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you were sitting like on a chair around a pole, or something like that, anyone familiar with Legos?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is Lego chairs that they put around, but they didn't have enough to go around the post, so it was like the letters C. And it was so comfortable that Carrie and I were both sitting there waiting.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I didn't know why you were, obviously you didn't know when I was coming in, so you weren't waiting for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: How soon had you gotten to the little port terminal area when you were along with you there?
[SPEAKER_04]: We were got to the port at 1120.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we walked in about one, about one, about one, about one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm the original player.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why were you just, now, he'll turn it over to Rob, because the original plan.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wrote down Rob is a Dunderhead and a marriage nearly ended yesterday and allowed me to explain why.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob was excited.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would love to before I tell this story say that someone else was at least partially at fault and it's not all on my shoulders.
[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot say that because I am an idiot.
[SPEAKER_04]: We were supposed to be here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I concur.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was a weird morning because my step mom Kathy and my dad and by the way, thank you everyone who asked about my dad, he's doing great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Got to see him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you dad sick?
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't go ahead, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm shiled.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so we're able to sort of...
[SPEAKER_03]: I have such an A-holse, I am.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we're able to sort of swap visiting with my dad, but in order to make that work, it required a very early Friday morning.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I got up and Cari and I did what we needed to do and got to the hospital and stayed there for a couple hours.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then took the 40 minute drive to the...
[SPEAKER_04]: Terminal that turned out to be an hour thirty yeah, it was something I couldn't believe it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was hard to believe that that it was that bad at that particular time middle of the day But as I was watching as get closer to the terminal I realized that because of great time management we weren't going to be that late So I closed my eyes to rest a little bit before we got out of the Uber and I remember my phone fell off my leg Because I had it on my leg, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: It was just resting there and I was buckled in and I said, you know what
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll get it later.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, we get to the port, we jump out, we get our bags, give our bags to the guys, I'm pretty sure they work with the boat and so they take my bags and I want to check, there's my wife, Carrie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks for getting up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have to apologize, Carrie, we started late, so you're gonna have to listen to most of the whole show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I want to check something, and of course, cargo shorts, because that is my, my, yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: How, you've lost a tremendous amount of weight, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you don't talk about that, but how, cargo shorts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're wearing the same pants you wore in Las Vegas with the studs.
[SPEAKER_03]: But Mike, I've worn them.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like an Elvis.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've only worn twice these pants.
[SPEAKER_04]: Twice I've worn them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are they your show pants?
[SPEAKER_04]: They are show pants, indeed.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: They are Elvis-styled show pants.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why do you wear cargo shorts now?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, stand up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: They want you to stand up.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So as I see the Corolla getting smaller in the distance I reach for my phone and I find my wallet Your Uber was a Corolla.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, how is that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Great.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right We didn't go for the Uber black.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, all right, and so I said my phone must be in one of these other nine pockets And it wasn't and then I remembered it fell off my lap
[SPEAKER_04]: and it was in the car and the car was gone.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I said, carry, I don't have my phone.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she, her eyes went to one third their normal size.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because she looked at me like, oh, this is not the way to start this.
[SPEAKER_04]: And there's no way for me to help because I don't have my phone.
[SPEAKER_04]: So she's gone into triple robes and idiot mode.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she immediately brilliant calls the cab driver or the group driver.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if you ever got it when you dial and it goes, dada-da-da-da-da!
[SPEAKER_04]: This phone is not in service right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: That sounds like somebody's stolen it or it's like, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's turned off or he's not taking income in calls.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we keep calling every time, and so we text him a thousand times.
[SPEAKER_04]: We call him a thousand times.
[SPEAKER_04]: We call Robert and he's at home and he says, Dad needs to lock his phone and set a stop thing out.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he walks us through that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he actually locks the phone, and it makes a weird, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
[SPEAKER_04]: So someone can find it, and I don't know what's going on, because I'm not in the crawl anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: So finally, the whoop, whoop, whoop goes off and carries phone rings, and it's fantastic, because we're one step closer.
[UNKNOWN]: Yup.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was at, I said, yeah, I'm just saying.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then we pick up the phone and it's our driver and his name amazingly was Jose and he doesn't speak English.
[SPEAKER_04]: But he had a passenger who spoke both Spanish and English and ended English later.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and so we're translating back and forth, back and forth, and he says that he has to drop this other passage drop and then he'll come to us two hours tops.
[SPEAKER_03]: which would be about 250, and did you get that before you saw me?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you get that up there?
[SPEAKER_04]: I we had just gotten it when we saw you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so we're going through all this.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so Robert helps me to do where this guy can help out.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so Kerry's talking to this guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she says, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he needs to unlock your phone.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's your pin?
[SPEAKER_04]: I tell her.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he says, and then this, this, and you have that password, put that in, and at that moment, as the words are coming out of my mouth, I say, hey, there's a guy I never met about 80 miles away with my eye for this up.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he says everything is fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then we sit and we wait.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then we figure out we can track him on Uber.
[SPEAKER_04]: and he seems to be getting further away from the terminal.
[SPEAKER_04]: But because the internet is job one of the terminal, sometimes the car would stay still and then you blink and it'd be like 20 miles ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he made it in time, we watched him pull up and did you all come up that big squeaky turnaround where you get dropped off?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Before he hit the, I saw the Corolla window get that and my phone come out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yay, people are honest, after all.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the driver, people are honest.
[SPEAKER_04]: And during my phone, and I looked bad at him, and I said, play no, play no, play no.
[SPEAKER_04]: Crossing us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, Andy, yes, for my phone back after that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did what about a tip?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you tip him?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, we added a bunch of money to his eyes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to say that since I am going alcohol free during the show, it doesn't its suck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's a long night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're taping this approximately two o'clock Eastern time to 33 o'clock Eastern time, but my Diet Coke is empty.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, Joel, there's no need.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe we have a bartender here that is actually a roving bartender that that is.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_13]: What's many decks.
[SPEAKER_13]: What's one moment?
[SPEAKER_13]: One moment, he missed the cue.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, he is a rogue.
[SPEAKER_13]: He missed your kill.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have got to be on our drinks here on the stage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, and we're waiting for... All right, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Honest to God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's not her.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, here we go, here we go, ladies and gentlemen,
[SPEAKER_03]: it's a land shark.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is officially a land shark and a goose shark as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a very elusive shark species.
[SPEAKER_03]: The goose shark shark.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know the medical name for the goose shark, but the larger shark is named Squalusceratosis.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, squalous Serito Tosis.
[SPEAKER_03]: Beautiful.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sit down, Shark.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have a seat.
[SPEAKER_03]: You get to sit with us, ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_03]: All the way from her number, Jenny, Mr. Jimmy, Serito.
[SPEAKER_03]: My best pal.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a wonderful human being.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a man who is a tradition at every live event we do.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is wonderful to have you here, sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe him.
[SPEAKER_04]: His first appearance in the reading glasses.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is, it's we all, as we all turn slowly to dust.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's your prescription?
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't see far away anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a prescription?
[SPEAKER_03]: I also can't see how close are they readers.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, these are not readers.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is so I can see all of you people out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have an as a consequence of his pigmentism?
[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't help me with my... That's very cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't see here or there?
[SPEAKER_03]: What time did you go to bed last night?
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that Jimmy was coming to our cocktail show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jimmy is with his buddy on the... Will?
[SPEAKER_03]: Ritz Ritz?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I guess.
[SPEAKER_03]: Up above and... Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jot, jot club!
[SPEAKER_03]: And, Jimmy, after we died, my son and I were too tired to go, you attended the Queen Tribute Show?
[SPEAKER_03]: I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did some of you see it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did I?
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I did go to Queen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't go.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I knew.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you can do it, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't even attempt to do it unless you're a great band.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you?
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you give the Queen Children?
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a track.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there was four lead singers and then a bunch of really amazing dance And I stopped you just for a second.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, one guy didn't think being a One guy with that with that form of entertainment was invented.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Robin.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd both looked at each other Oh, no Instagram.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you know what it was?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is karaoke that you're not allowed to play along with
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, people might disagree.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was it a good show?
[SPEAKER_05]: Marine slept through the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: OK.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we still sleep in now.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the vocals were good.
[SPEAKER_03]: The vocals were so good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who went to the Queen Show last night?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was good.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was, I think we knew every song except maybe a couple.
[SPEAKER_05]: They did.
[SPEAKER_05]: We are the champions six times.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was going.
[SPEAKER_03]: How are things at Jimmy's the greatest wing bar in America?
[SPEAKER_03]: Jimmy's Old Town Tavern.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you all.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you for the support you managed.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you managed to get yourself tuned, Washington, DC, and the suburbs get out to herndon and check it out Jimmy's old town tavern going strong.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you making your own beer yet?
[SPEAKER_13]: Not yet, but soon the mic in his bed.
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh, but Mike, we do want to thank Jimmy for opening the bar for this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow, Jimmy, way to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know I'm going to have to leave the room during the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yep, to get your beer beer beer.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're the coke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, thank you, Jimmy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you have a devil on both shoulders.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, is that all right?
[SPEAKER_05]: So you're gonna have a diet coke on the shoulder.
[SPEAKER_05]: I appreciate that and you're gonna have a Heineken on the shoulder.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, you mean I think it's time for so many of things go.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all set.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you I'm your pick.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're just all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much, but just real quick Oh, yes, really regarding the shark outfits.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you know sharks are attracted to blood
[SPEAKER_05]: So gross.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's so gross.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm supposed to be the gross one.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's such an ass.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why he got me.
[SPEAKER_03]: See, here I am!
[SPEAKER_03]: That is why he got me.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why we're pals.
[SPEAKER_02]: I swear to God, take your beer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Get the hell out here.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so we're here, Rob's here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jimmy's here.
[SPEAKER_03]: You all are here.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are taping this show you're going to hear it on.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're hearing it today Tuesday and we're very, very excited.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think like I do?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I have not shared this with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, this is exciting, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do I wrote this down and he's here now he's in the back of the room there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's kind of monitoring the sound and the recording everything Good, I think okay, that's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm strong.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll be I'll trust it.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're good.
[SPEAKER_03]: If if it if it Something screws up.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care because you know what that's what it's about.
[SPEAKER_03]: He wants and
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we dig it and for those of you that are here and make all of our events and success we appreciate it and I love you all very very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's to our listeners that have made it onto the MSCC side.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are delighted to have you with us.
[SPEAKER_03]: May I offer counterpoint?
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, I love you all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you?
[SPEAKER_03]: I wrote this down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did we all just do this for Josh?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, let's, let's look at what we know to be facts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like they would say on one of them detective procedural shows.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is what we know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of the three principles on the show, Josh's the one loves the cruising lifestyle of the most.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm normally looking at you on a monitor.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I can look at your sad thoughts all the way back here.
[SPEAKER_13]: For me, it's the same view.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's you guys on the screen.
[SPEAKER_13]: I did push for the cruise because Vegas was such a pain.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that was possible.
[SPEAKER_13]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_13]: Say that again.
[SPEAKER_13]: One spot.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're all stuck on this boat.
[SPEAKER_13]: We can be flexible and make it work.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're together.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's look at another fact that we know to be true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: True or false that of all the principles on the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh brought the most people.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they know there's a show so just check I would agree son wife mother-in-law Gardner also his personal chef.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and 14 others is everybody having a good time Josh's family sorry guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: I apologize.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure everyone's good are any of them at this show right now no
[SPEAKER_13]: We are at this point.
[SPEAKER_13]: We are commanding with Finn.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, let's say we had just if we planned like a destination show at like Mount Rushmore.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you have pushed as hard as you did because it would be a good show no matter what?
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, there's one location.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm pushing Mike to do he keeps saying no about Which one's I forgot that myself Virginia?
[SPEAKER_03]: Virginia.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that everybody's here, I can say no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to go to But you know, I think Jimmy kidding kidding.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's thrilling that this is like the sixth hour that the three of us have been in the same room No, we do the show every day, but we've never spent any time together.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right now look I I
[SPEAKER_03]: I wanted to say this, everybody's shouting out locations.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did anyone go to the breakfast buffet here on the MSCC side?
[SPEAKER_03]: Roughly half.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did anybody enjoy one of the sweet tooth breakfast items like pancakes or waffles?
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyone?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did anyone have a challenge locating syrup for the pancake?
[SPEAKER_03]: Am I the only one?
[SPEAKER_03]: What, all right, look, I know that there have been hundreds of thousands of Americans that have been on this ship.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not just Americans, and I love this ship, and I think the people here are fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: What the F is the deal with syrup for pancake?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, here's what I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is we took breakfast in the state room today?
[SPEAKER_13]: And when I was brought up, I believe that was included with the room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I felt like getting up early and going down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And my son and I were down there at 720.
[SPEAKER_03]: 720 and realized that it opened at 720.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then at 720, like, you know, you know, I mean, coming in like, Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, really.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I only got knocked over.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't think I took them up charge me for a meal.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I would if it was free, I'd go.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the room service came and Carrie got waffles, which were in the toaster, the right amount of time.
[SPEAKER_04]: So there we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the syrup was just spilled on the plate.
[SPEAKER_04]: So maybe they're a little loosey goose.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, but I will get to the bottom with there are two more mornings here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm gonna find out what's going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: But other than that, it's amazing.
[SPEAKER_03]: On this ship.
[SPEAKER_03]: On this ship, they have a water slide, a basketball court, a tribute room to Dirk Vastrick.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's actually been set up where you can find like pictures of Dirk's first house.
[SPEAKER_03]: The first set of keys to his edcil that he had.
[SPEAKER_03]: and many, many, and Dirk's first parade when he was, I believe, 16 years old and not getting laid down.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was, yes, they've recreated detail to detail his first stab and cabin.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's back in the day where if you couldn't find that in the snow, yeah, you know, be like the Donner Park.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you could lay in his bed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, it's terrifying.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really was.
[SPEAKER_03]: They have the Joel Rogers.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to be a pilot studio.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: Were you actually going and it's no simulator or anything tech like that?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Joel sitting there, you know, and saying move the stick this way, move the stick that way.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it said together, that's what she said.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Horny Joel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Horny Joel, traveling the world.
[SPEAKER_03]: Looking for love.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations on your recent news.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right, freshly untethered.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that feeling.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and lots of ladies around.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: What, Jim?
[SPEAKER_04]: One of us is doing a thing from freaks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, very thick.
[SPEAKER_04]: I make old references.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, very good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Jim.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Jim, I'm not always here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nearly.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was nearly a silent.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, Jim.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, Rob, Mike's listed on these places like the water slide in the basketball court.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: You've been outside yet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I went to the pool today.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a true one.
[SPEAKER_03]: You tell, look at the sun.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have never heard of it, I mean, I wanted to say I wanted to sunburn in December.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a luxury.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I will.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did an idea now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be on the spit tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so the real stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, water slide basketball massive like open air movie theater They have full-fledged theater bowling alley F1 formula one simulator that my son does not have a hot tub hot that I put it apparently where has anyone been in the hot tub?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are they a little cooler than the average hot tub, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: We were walking around.
[SPEAKER_03]: You two look like swingers back there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I seen you at other shows, but did you have another couple with you when you were in the hot tub?
[SPEAKER_03]: He you're not answering me, Santa.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's going on here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, Dow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, did you get your beard wet?
[SPEAKER_03]: If you go in, if you go in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do the, do the wheelferal thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I do.
[SPEAKER_12]: Making law.
[SPEAKER_03]: But this is great, and I believe that first officer, do you have any sense in today?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And everybody on the ship is doing a fantastic job, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: We, I carry, and I walked the 16th deck today, and there was at least four hot tubs, and I think everyone had the same one fat guy in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was staying ahead of us, but he was in every hot tub we were.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if it's doing, there he is.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is around your neck?
[SPEAKER_03]: What is the furry thing around your neck?
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's, don't hold, this is an audio presentation.
[SPEAKER_03]: So when you go, that doesn't work for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're, you're Lufa.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so you hang it like around your neck and someone might think that this is from past year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, from past years, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's supposed to mean you're available.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, hello, Carla, that, you know what, that's sweet.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is very sweet.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a compliment for Carla who couldn't be here this week.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not creepy at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: White number three, it was a good run.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's such a good wife.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really was a good one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of all of your, absolutely, my favorite.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can't remember the first one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Number two, no, it was, no, it was great.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she wants to be here, what's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, shut up, Jimmy.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's terrible.
[SPEAKER_04]: The fourth, this is O'Mara, is in this room tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have a lot more show that we didn't get to what we wanted to get to.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are actually doing a real show that we have the actual news coming up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sans sound effects, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or are we having that?
[SPEAKER_13]: Maybe one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you running it from there?
[SPEAKER_13]: From back here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So will there be music when I read the first commercial?
[SPEAKER_13]: There will not be commercial music.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So tragedies, political grid like Gen Z, pop culture, slang, and some really weird food.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here is a rundown of the top searches by category in the US, the top 10 searches.
[SPEAKER_03]: We googled in order where the Charlie Kirk assassination, okay, K-pop demon hunters.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are the violators that show.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what?
[SPEAKER_13]: Some Netflix thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a Netflix show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Has anybody watched K-Pop a Jeff, what do you think?
[SPEAKER_03]: Good, bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thumbs up, K-Pop, Demon Hunters, Labu-Bu toys.
[SPEAKER_03]: My son had a moment, like a fleeting moment.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a minute.
[SPEAKER_03]: How long was Owen?
[SPEAKER_03]: How long was Owen into the first one?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he never looked over.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, they were hanging them at one point, like beginning of the school year off their backpacks.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: But every kid had one, so it was no longer cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so it goes away that quickly.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I have a, you know, being older and having a 12 year old, astonishing the brief period of time that this lasted.
[SPEAKER_04]: I liked, I had one, it was Honey Lobo Boobo.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was a small action figure of a performing youthful beauty queen.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I hung it all backpacks.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a honey booboo reference.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: That didn't even remember.
[SPEAKER_03]: iPhone 17 was next.
[SPEAKER_03]: One big, beautiful bill act was next.
[SPEAKER_03]: Zoran Mom and Donnie.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was next New Yorker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, a little hoot for him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Deep Seek.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's deep Seek?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's Dirk's website.
[UNKNOWN]: OK.
[SPEAKER_03]: The government shut down FIFA club world cup and tariffs.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you Google any of those?
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me see.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, but I won't tell you what.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, everybody figured out and when Mike's hand in marriage.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's funny when somebody looks me in the eye.
[SPEAKER_03]: I ain't got to go like you think you know what I Google that I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we got your money.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going there.
[SPEAKER_03]: The top news stories that we googled included a few of those plus the no kings protest Los Angeles fires the new Pope the Epstein files the U.S. presidential inauguration and hurricane Melissa We in Florida were blessed.
[SPEAKER_03]: We did not get You didn't get anything to fire anything this year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, thank God.
[SPEAKER_03]: We needed a break.
[SPEAKER_04]: We went into the the the chocolate boutique on this boat This weekend only they have the Epstein files
[SPEAKER_04]: So you want to come by, what is that?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even have to chocolate boochy.
[SPEAKER_04]: And well, you've got to find it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you will be rewarded.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, the top trends we were trying to follow were almost entirely artificial intelligence.
[SPEAKER_03]: AI action figure, AI Barbie, holy airball.
[SPEAKER_03]: That one I don't know, I'll defer to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy airball, do you know that?
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh, I assume it's basketball.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK, well said, AI goes face.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking, you know, as I get older, these traps are a lot of them in putting the killer from scream into your pictures using AI.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK, but thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who does to you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Good.
[SPEAKER_03]: AI Polaroid.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's the same thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: A.I.
[SPEAKER_13]: converting a normal photo to look like a polaroid.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then- People love making technology look like it sucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh... Chicken Jockey.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a kids thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, remember that Minecraft thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chicken Jockey.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bacon Avocado.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bacon avocado bacon avocado I think that has to do with the avocado toast trend right people putting bacon on an anxiety dance No idea I'll be doing it tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a song you teach you're you're in the the little kids what's that TikTok thing all right anxiety dance Let's see unfortunately do I love
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I think when I'm in front of a crowd, I kind of turn it on to, you know, I don't know if you guys She's crappy anchorman including but if you go to the sunglasses and was stored that's I think it's in the main lobby Taylor Swift is there tomorrow from one to three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, she is signing anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, any of you know She was on the boat really really Let me see the New York Post says that Taylor is dead set on I know if I just stopped that one the way it was written
[SPEAKER_03]: The New York Post is that Taylor is dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, set on marrying Travis Kelsey on June 13th, 2026.
[SPEAKER_03]: And while initial reports claim they were going to get hitched at her Rhode Island estate, plans changed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Instead, she decided on a nearby venue called Ocean House.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, another couple already had a book for the 13th, so Taylor made them an offer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Made them an offer they couldn't refute.
[SPEAKER_04]: Their compulsion house, this is very we have managed to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm the standing one, I have your wedding day, the same day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have the wedding day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna buy it out from on the A.
[SPEAKER_03]: She flooded them with cash, no word how much, whether you ever wanted to or not, you probably know that 13 is Taylor's favorite number.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is June that she's doing this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even say it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it says the 13th, this is June.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: June 13th.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you had a June wedding.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of them?
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, June, was number two?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think number two was June.
[SPEAKER_03]: Trying to think when number one was, you just blocked the whole marriage.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, then the marriage to June went.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got married to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I, I, I, I wish you well though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where the hell should we do?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we all do.
[SPEAKER_03]: And her mother, if from other still with us.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not probably with us.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope is true.
[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so that's her that's a favorite number.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll see you could be here.
[SPEAKER_03]: The top five words Americans could not pronounce this year Okay, thank you very much, Dorothy all end in the letter G. Yes, they do Number one Zoran mom Donnie.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did that fairly well.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's good, but it was tricky early on
[SPEAKER_03]: He was elected mayor of New York City last month.
[SPEAKER_03]: Monjaro, I say Monjaro, it says it's Monjaro.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the proper pronunciation, the way lost drug.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's also the clinical name is Chersipatide.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I take it, so I know, and it makes you believe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, number three, the Louvre.
[SPEAKER_03]: that I say.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who does the move?
[SPEAKER_03]: Who does the move?
[SPEAKER_04]: Who does the move?
[SPEAKER_03]: Who does the move?
[SPEAKER_04]: Who does the move?
[SPEAKER_03]: Who does the move?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, maybe not.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, we've just heard about you.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've been talking about you a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, this is a combination of Exhibitionism and short attention spans.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: You were saying, because you know, normally you're in your car.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a stage.
[SPEAKER_04]: But as always, it's a tradition when Josh does, I mean, when Dennis does a downstairs game.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you do a pronounceer, it's got RUT on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So apparently you're supposed to say Louvre.
[SPEAKER_03]: that's not how I was doing it technically a little rough at the end it's been in the news because the jewelry hasten October uh... so there's that a seat of benefit remember when the president has trouble with that one a seat of benefit
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't pack any.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, Tylenol is what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Trump said don't take Tylenol in September.
[SPEAKER_03]: After our FK Junior linked it to autism, they walked it back a month later and said there's not enough solid evidence.
[SPEAKER_03]: The other one, people had trouble with Alex Murdoch.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they want to say Murdoch, they want to say Murdoch, and I think I pronounced it as Murdoch, even on the show, I believe Murdoch, he's the guy in South Carolina who murdered his wife and son, Netflix and HBO both did documentaries this year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hulo Hulu also did a miniseries with Jason Clark and Patricia Arquette.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's a mass murderer, let's do get his name right.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... just missing the top five is the flip flop brand i uh... i'll throw it out there for anybody that knows what i'm talking about it is a difficult name to pronounce a brand new flip flop brand i'm testing to see how relevant this audiences i'll call i will call carla tomorrow you're right honey they are aging out no no i'm sorry what what did you say Jeff
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that is incorrect.
[SPEAKER_03]: If they are called, they are spelled H-A-V-A-I, A-N-A-S. And it is pronounced avayanas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Avayanas, does anyone know avayanas?
[SPEAKER_03]: You do?
[SPEAKER_03]: You know avayanas?
[SPEAKER_03]: You own a pair?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, avayanas?
[SPEAKER_03]: Will you wear them tonight, dear?
[SPEAKER_03]: They might be here.
[SPEAKER_03]: You are the hippest person in the room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Give her a round of applause.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's spectacular.
[SPEAKER_03]: Avayanas.
[SPEAKER_03]: The age is silent.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's how badass Martha Stewart is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not even lightning can kill her.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's tried three times.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you know that ladies and gentlemen, you know after two times you might get a complex.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely not Martha.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, she has been struck thrice.
[SPEAKER_03]: By lightning, but she's still here to laugh about it in a new podcast to interview, we did it just last week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly, not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Martha detailed all three strikes.
[SPEAKER_03]: The first time she was doing dishes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, when she saw the lightning enter her pipes, then comes surging out like her faucet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so it did not like her pipes, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Her house is pipes.
[SPEAKER_03]: You, who Martha's pipe?
[SPEAKER_03]: She says it hit her in the stomach.
[SPEAKER_03]: and knocked her to the floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: The second time she got sacked in the ear when a bolt of lightning came through her phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you beginning to think, this is like wife number two of mine talking about being in a toilet.
[SPEAKER_04]: What did she have like a stainless steel copper phone?
[SPEAKER_03]: Suddenly I was on my phone and it came through my ear.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see a third time she was in her garden.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where?
[SPEAKER_03]: In her garden.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, garden.
[SPEAKER_03]: When Martha does finally go, she wants to be chucked into a hole on her property and composted just like I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I made that decision.
[SPEAKER_04]: I actually started composting myself this morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: She says, quote, when when have my horses dies?
[SPEAKER_03]: We dig a giant hole really deep in one of my fields.
[SPEAKER_03]: The horses wrapped in a clean white linen sheet and very carefully dropped down and do this giant lovely deer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know who the happiest mammal on earth is?
[SPEAKER_04]: is Martha Stewart's Dead Horse.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that poor bastard.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't live this whole life.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want to hear about why Michael Bublé likes Christmas music or is early as possible?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's that he makes money.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want to hear that story?
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael Bublé, I don't want to read it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does anybody want to read the Michael Bublé?
[SPEAKER_03]: Come up and read it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, come on up Doug.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can read it.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, when you read when you read this, when you read this, because I find what I do on the show and we are doing an actual show in front of a group of people today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I actually will on the fly edit something when I get to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to put that in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, unfortunately, you are going to have to sell story number five as much as you can.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, give it to your support people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Give it your best shot and get comfortable.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here you go.
[SPEAKER_10]: Even the Queen of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey says we should wait until after Halloween you start spinning Christmas tunes.
[SPEAKER_10]: But Michael Boobley begs to differ.
[SPEAKER_10]: He says, quote, in June.
[SPEAKER_10]: But Michael has selfish reasons for that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Reaching quote, it would be great for my streaming revenue.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought you were going to have trouble with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Beautiful.
[SPEAKER_10]: Christmas isn't just about the money for him, though.
[SPEAKER_10]: He says quote, I loved it before when I was a kid.
[SPEAKER_10]: But now I love it even more because I just see it through the eyes of my kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: He killed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there's more.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, I should have edited this out.
[SPEAKER_10]: They did fine.
[SPEAKER_10]: I can't tell you how much I love building those memories.
[SPEAKER_10]: Those core memories waking up and making cookies with Christmas music playing in the background and setting up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Doug Carlson, ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, Mike, I have a question for you about Michael Boobley.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: If he was dying because he was on fire, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you piss on him?
[SPEAKER_03]: I would you learn, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like a Boobley.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to weigh he pronounces string.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever heard him sing that?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have got the wood on us trying.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Weird little thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got fun facts right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: A group of pugs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anybody?
[SPEAKER_03]: What is a group of pugs called?
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a grumble.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a grumble of pugs.
[SPEAKER_03]: In Holland, the plug is called a, can you tell I did this with a hangover on the ship?
[SPEAKER_03]: I've done it doesn't show in Holland, the plug is called a mopsomd, which comes from the Dutch for two grumble.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, there they're a good comeback.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, this is the part where you say something.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they do grumble, you know, Audi Bentley Bugatti Lamborghini and Porsche aren't competitors.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are actually all owned by the same company.
[SPEAKER_03]: I cannot believe that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: It is the Volkswagen group.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was owned by Budweiser.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are three current NBA teams that have one every NBA finals they've played in only three can anyone give me the three teams.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know only one for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sports you don't know who.
[SPEAKER_03]: the washing no the ball tomorrow bullet no that's out can anybody give me the three current NBA teams that have won every NBA final they've been all right what what what out right right corner what what is it hold on let me see lakers Celtics and boot bulls uh... let uh... you are there's only one the chicago bulls only one all right there are two more we have one
[SPEAKER_03]: anyone?
[SPEAKER_03]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Gold is say is incorrect.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, not the Golden State Warriors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Globetrotters, that they're born with.
[SPEAKER_03]: Toronto Raptors and the Denver nuggets.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hate Canada.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you have.
[SPEAKER_03]: And to build the great pyramid of Giza today would take more than 2,000 workers, five years and five billion dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know that Josh said he could build the pyramid in
[SPEAKER_03]: Very, very exciting.
[SPEAKER_03]: In Pet News, ladies and gentlemen, this is, finally, I hold in my hand the last news story.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you're saying David, after this, there's no more news.
[SPEAKER_03]: May a diseased permit fish.
[SPEAKER_03]: Swim up your urethra.
[SPEAKER_03]: In Pet News, the study found cats learn to meow louder at men than at women because guys just aren't great listeners.
[SPEAKER_03]: Women are also more likely to pick up on subtle body language cues that make me outing less necessary.
[SPEAKER_03]: When asked about the study, the lead cat coughed up a furball scratched the hand of its owner, farted, switched its tail, and violently licked its genitals.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Rob Spiewack is probably one of the finest people watchers that I've ever known.
[SPEAKER_03]: And thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think if you go on any kind of cruise, it's probably one of the greatest people watching experiences you can ever have.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think I agree that it takes all kinds to go on.
[SPEAKER_03]: It does.
[SPEAKER_03]: The MSCC side has features a delightfully international flair with people from all over the world, the exact on this cruise line, and lots of people out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: You wanted to talk about this, so I wrote it down, the groups of people you see on a cruise.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've categorized that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And before we start, I did have a question for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you took your state room, did you enjoy your rubber mat?
[SPEAKER_03]: What is, is it really a barrier for luggage like we were told?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: When Carrie and I both saw it, we both at the simultaneous.
[SPEAKER_03]: Steve Kelsey told me it was for luggage.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he said that, but Carrie and I both saw it and we said that's a sex match.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, gross.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you not ever watched real sound and you get grosser when you're in front of people that is so Disco.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's gross and you're embarrassed for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what it's picturing your white buns Thrusting up in it once Just nastyness isn't it I didn't say I used it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just said that's ours for so is it are we in agreement that when they give you that?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I've never been in a hotel where they did that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, so it's officially a mat to protect the betting
[SPEAKER_03]: so you can undo her.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you choose to use it that way, all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, all I know is I slept under mine last night with no sheets.
[SPEAKER_03]: warm, beautifully comfortable, and open the door and heard the ocean.
[SPEAKER_04]: And rinse his clean.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, the first group I spotted when I was waiting for my cell phone yesterday at the terminal is the Cougar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, the Cougar is often dressed in some sort of leopard or animal print.
[SPEAKER_04]: They travel in 2s and 3s, and they were really, really pretty, like 20 years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did not, I did not make it around the ship last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was the cocktail party, then didn't have them back.
[SPEAKER_03]: What a day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I plan on maybe mingling a little bit more tonight to see what's going on.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to find one of the coogers, check out the smoking areas.
[SPEAKER_03]: How did any is tonight?
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, it's your kind of cruise tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the white party.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, finally!
[SPEAKER_03]: We all know that your snowball white ball to head loves a good white party.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's for sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll see you all at the rally.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't see anybody in that group wearing white today, but that's a big deal, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, every boat does something like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I choose not to participate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're not going to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Cougars noted, going ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, this is one of my favorites, and I saw a lot of them, and these are chatty folks if you can spot them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, they are the unwaid Rubin-esque daughter with her still supportive mom.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, you saw, you saw if you, oh, the crowd doesn't like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The crowd doesn't like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Listen, this is awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: The bastard, isn't he?
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would make fun of people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_04]: The reason the lady is on the cruise is to find us.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you really think Rob thinks Josh Rob thinks that this is just like back in the days of the love boat.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's what he wrote that before coming here.
[SPEAKER_03]: absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do not.
[SPEAKER_04]: I do not.
[SPEAKER_03]: trying to think, I saw Gina Lola, Brigida, and I forgot the guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was one of those old tough guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like Steve Forest, something like that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like Steve Forest would be a great example.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, very good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a great day and Beverly Hills with a star.
[SPEAKER_04]: This might be the most common thing I saw yesterday, but they all shared this.
[SPEAKER_04]: The domineering wife and the defeated husband.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if we've got anything going.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, do you want to comment on that at all today?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm getting such grief.
[SPEAKER_03]: How's everything going?
[SPEAKER_03]: All good.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are we still recording?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it working?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who starts to let's give a shout-out to our sound guy here on the MSC.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're recording.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey!
[SPEAKER_03]: Does he have a name?
[SPEAKER_03]: Take a bow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's your name, sir?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll do, I'll do, I'll do, like I'll do right.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: Paolo!
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey!
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, thank you Paolo.
[SPEAKER_04]: These are not as common, Mike, but they're easy to spot.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK, I'm ready.
[SPEAKER_04]: These are packs of people that are wearing identical t-shirts.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's a, everybody that has the same t-shirt stand up in here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the love boat t-shirts that we give away from different locations.
[SPEAKER_03]: But look at this, look.
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got our t-shirts representing U.S.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm very excited that Betty's getting married.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that Sally's having a birthday.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Rob's a people-hater.
[SPEAKER_03]: He goes back a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of these matching t-shirt people spend a lot of time decorating their state room door.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's terrific.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, like, and I understand that.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anybody else?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, group five, I call Splitzville.
[SPEAKER_03]: Splitzville.
[SPEAKER_04]: These are ladies that wear dresses, but the slit up the side goes to their armpit.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I will say this is diplomatically as I can.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are they the type of people that you would like to see that outfit on?
[SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes within a five-year window, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, very good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then Mike, shout out to the tattoo crew.
[SPEAKER_04]: the tattoo crew yeah travel impact alright we got some tats in our audience we do absolutely I always thought that the idea of cabano wear was sort of per se until I saw at least 12 people come in separate parties with matching tops and bottom ensemble ladies are men man oh yeah floral stuff very nice very nice anybody seen that is anybody seen the uh cabano wear ooh
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got several pairs back in my state rule.
[SPEAKER_02]: He saw the cabana where when he looked in the mirror.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I decided I can't decide today, whether it's the leopard print.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go with a basic light blue right at number eight.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to say hey to the buffet experts They're coming to the buffet plant themselves in the middle of the line Put their hands on their hips and look like they're trying to figure out how to build a tent because
[SPEAKER_04]: The buffet is, you know what, let me quote a good friend of mine, John Oville.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's this organization and it's because of these ideas.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you cruise and you're embarked disembarking at 5 p.m. on a Friday, which we were and they opened the, what time did they open the buffet went with three o'clock?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was three o'clock.
[SPEAKER_03]: Three o'clock.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you are on one of those cruises, they start boarding about 11, 11, 30, the morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: They close the doors at five o'clock.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody else gets on the ship.
[SPEAKER_03]: They close the doors that actually three o'clock.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody else gets on the ship and they leave at five.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am telling you that buffet that was something to behold.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every single person on the all five million people on the cruise, you're at that particular buffet.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I want to say again, confession is good for the soul.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you were at the lunch buffet today and you heard some idiot drop about 10 plates, that was me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I got bounce to the plastic, aren't they?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, but they still make a good class.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they made a good class.
[SPEAKER_04]: I came back to the table.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said, carry, I dropped those plates.
[SPEAKER_04]: She said, I hoped that wasn't you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Mike, two more, two more.
[SPEAKER_03]: He holds in his hands the final two groups of people on a cruise.
[SPEAKER_04]: I find this group the most mysterious, okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: Musclebound European men.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yay!
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love that they're mirrored elevators so that they can look at themselves in the elevators and don't think they're not doing that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't this Josh, don't you think this might be a little jealousy, just a little job?
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a dude that came by, I was, I got off the ship today, I went over to Atlantis and,
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a dude walking across the pool and I was waiting for my son to go on the water slide and I looked at this guy and this guy was not super muscle bound this guy was maybe 28 and this guy had the full fledged six pack
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, to find, and I don't know, the thoughts that race through my mind were, you know, never, never was, never could be again, never, ever, and I thought, what an amazing accomplishment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think like that?
[SPEAKER_03]: I do sometimes.
[SPEAKER_13]: I would point them out to Michael.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael, you know, Michael's going to be, you know, doing the athletic stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, you know, he's going to know, when you did you have a thought that, hey, there he is, and Carlos home.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe you could show him the rubber mat.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have anything to say to that.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, and let's close with this.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a very, very hard one to spot, but when you do, it's like seeing a unicorn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Find the gang of idiots at about 9 a.m. Their draft beer, and there's always a short guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's your favorite.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's my favorite.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like the joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: So these are people to let you go around.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go, Rouse.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, how nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like, it was really a... Something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We will continue.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to tell you back when I was a young baby DJ.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of all the things I wanted to do, all the people I wanted to interview, all the places I'd love to do a live show, all the things I could do with a radio career and then digital media, what I really, really want to do more than anything in the world, is sell acid to my listeners.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I'm all here to tell you.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've all had those nights where you laugh until the sun rises where conversations go deeper and then you thought possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: And suddenly you feel closer to the people around you than ever before.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the power of psilocybin.
[SPEAKER_04]: How many people are ripped on acid right now?
[SPEAKER_03]: It opens doors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not just in your mind, but between people I am going to tell you a true story and my barber Kevin will come into play twice on today's show.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is legitimate.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We were talking about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how in the world is he's cutting my hair.
[SPEAKER_03]: It came up.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I said I have a company that I'm doing ads for and he looked
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was going through the amount and how you do it and what the rules are and how it works.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Would you try?
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think the great thing about Mike's barber is when he was talking about it, he asked his barber, just a little off the side.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you making fun of my hair?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's very short.
[SPEAKER_03]: I shave it down now.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, this is just a random, but once again, this is a true story for Myers Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: The day before, we're coming across the alley to go on this cruise.
[SPEAKER_03]: And
[SPEAKER_03]: I am in the barber shop.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give him a plug.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's called Barber Crew.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if that's a franchise or not, but down here and my barber Kevin, we become very, very good friends.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a guy probably in his late 20s, very, and he does not look like he's ever seen a barber himself.
[SPEAKER_03]: So long he has a long black beard black hair out to here and we're but and we talk all the time and we actually did have that conversation about psilocybin and I'm looking across as I sit down and not unusual you see a guy in a chair that looks like an old man a very old man and he's something like either a fall or maybe a skin problem or he's got a big mark on his face and he's a
[SPEAKER_03]: he's just an old guy don't think twice about it right gets up starts walking out and the barber comes across the room he said he would you believe that that is the world war two veteran that I just got his hair that gentleman is one hundred years old for what side
[SPEAKER_03]: He has, can you believe that?
[SPEAKER_03]: 100, and I watched the guy, and he's amulatory, and he makes his way across the barber floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking at him like that, it's just spectacular.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you're up, and you're getting around.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I see him walk through the door, and I said, look at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, not only did he serve in WWE, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not many of those guys around.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he's walking through the parking lot, and I'm like, that's incredible.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he's making his way to his car, and I go, no!
[SPEAKER_03]: No!
[SPEAKER_03]: The dude goes across the floor and opens the driver's side.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no!
[SPEAKER_03]: One hundred years old gets in.
[SPEAKER_03]: No wife around, no caretaker around and he hops in and shoots out of the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: Amen, brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thumbs up to that, dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: After 70 years, he's still as the killing instinct.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was amazing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was blown away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely blown away the killing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's sting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bomber bomb.
[SPEAKER_03]: How about you, Bob?
[SPEAKER_03]: How about you?
[SPEAKER_03]: If I may, I would like to offer a recommendation on a company that's been around for a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is fresh.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am right off of this experience.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm here to tell you, I have never been.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I've never enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: My son and I today went to Shake Shack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever been to Shake Shack?
[SPEAKER_04]: You have actually been to a Shake Shack.
[SPEAKER_04]: When we were coming back from the Motorhome Drive in Florida in the first year of the podcast, we stopped at a Shake Shack.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't sober.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if you were doing most of the shaking.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been around that long.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I didn't remember it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I go in today, man, oh, man, oh, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, when you are charged, I believe for two of us burger, we shared a fry, and we had a couple of floats.
[SPEAKER_03]: He had an orange float.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had a root beer float, and I believe the check was $335.
[SPEAKER_03]: it was you didn't use the coupon man i am telling you though i get it have you been Josh have you been to shake shack no it's good it's all good saw anybody in the room shake shack yay nay right pretty good everyone who likes shake shack make some noise all right
[SPEAKER_03]: Give them a thumbs up, I really do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it was absolutely fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then Rob, you enjoyed the bagels that you had in Miami Beach floor.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I'd like to spend one eighth of my time when I'm in Miami.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to spend it at a place called Beggel Cove.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what's called Beggel Cove?
[SPEAKER_04]: Beggel Cove, you know what's the holidays because the menor is out front.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hello, Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we got there, Kerry, and I got there when it opened, and normally one of their things their famous for are rude waitresses, like New Yorkie, rude waitresses, but it was early, and they weren't mad yet, and we was served by Barbara.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bob run Bob run hello Bob run and she came over and said listen we would like to order and you have coffee and coke and carry got an omelet and that's just locks and bagels hello and she goes back and then she comes out and I said God she's really nice and she says listen
[SPEAKER_04]: We just took a coffee cake out of the oven and I brought you a piece of it and it said it down and it was coffee fantastic it was and then she brought us our meals and I said you know I'm going to visit my father in the hospital can I get an onion bagel and some cream cheese to take to him because hospital food blows his father been sick
[SPEAKER_04]: My father second time I've used this so well the case people tuned in halfway through I know yeah, so we get our check and this is so great and I loved this moment She carry it always looks at the bill and she says Barbara this is my wife now talking
[SPEAKER_04]: Barbara did not judge and not judge us for that extra bag.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I said, you know what, she is so nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's thank her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: She comes over and I say, Barbara, you didn't charge me for the bagel and she gave me one of these.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, look, get out of here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get out of here.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I said, well, that's really, really nice, but I feel fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd be very happy to pay for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is the quote.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: What they're going to miss a bagel here take it it's a gift.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are live on the M.S.C.
[SPEAKER_03]: Seats off.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are a doc side in NASA and later on we will be leaving and we will be also going to put a private island to town.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to town.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to Townsend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Ireland.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right at the river.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it is a private island owned by the MSC company.
[SPEAKER_03]: After that, a brief trip of the chop tank and then back down for lots of fun and we're having a fantastic time and our listeners are here with us and we are... And we love them!
[SPEAKER_02]: We love them!
[SPEAKER_03]: We are thrilled!
[SPEAKER_03]: Now Josh, the most complicated part of this little endeavor is the last segment as we try to bring beautiful video to everybody.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, it's all set!
[SPEAKER_13]: It's all set to go!
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Before we get to the beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anything, anybody in the audience wants to share at all?
[SPEAKER_03]: This is your opportunity.
[SPEAKER_03]: This will be on Tuesday's show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it still recording?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're good.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tuesday show.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're doing Tuesday show right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anybody want to share anything before we move on to the beautiful video?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hand the microphone back to him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_11]: Noah.
[SPEAKER_11]: We got married at the Las Vegas show.
[SPEAKER_11]: We got married at the Las Vegas show last year.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're selling my year.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're going strong.
[SPEAKER_11]: Just like the Michael Maris show.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they said it wouldn't turn was that a hand or a you just putting the fist up up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have somebody over here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love you guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm ending it there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a showman.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know when to end.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob Spiewack now.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're on the screen to our right.
[SPEAKER_04]: You guys are part of a historical moment because we have never done beautiful video in front of an audience.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, you guys can see these screens, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wait!
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, wait a go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good job.
[SPEAKER_03]: They love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hi there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi there.
[SPEAKER_08]: First by shopping.
[SPEAKER_08]: Only 19 days left.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Screw you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Actually, it's 16 because I didn't know we were wearing this one Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, no problem at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody got a chance Mike to visit your home state when they departed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's called Florida Florida and I love it and in Florida They've got all the modern convenience is like door-dash right and if you take a door-dash You might actually capture them on your ring doorbell.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's take a look at this.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here we go
[SPEAKER_04]: Here he comes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dash drive or thought this order was finger-licking good, but this video of the botched food delivery made these customers lose their appetites.
[SPEAKER_01]: The finger-lick was what got everybody, like it was the licking of the fingers.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was terrible.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm watching.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Josh.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's all we need.
[SPEAKER_04]: What happened there is he dropped the wing order.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: A wing came out.
[SPEAKER_04]: He put it back in the box and then leaked his finger.
[SPEAKER_03]: So technically it's the five second rule.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is no cyber on the wing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: But there's.
[SPEAKER_05]: That would never happen at Jimmy's old town.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go, Jimmy.
[SPEAKER_03]: God damn right.
[SPEAKER_04]: God damn right, baby, and Jimmy's they lick your fingers for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you familiar with the miracle of modern technology, the Waymo?
[SPEAKER_03]: Waymo, I know I part of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It drives itself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, very good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want you to, hopefully.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to see for you to see this Waymo, it obviously wasn't paying very close attention to what was going on, because it drove through a police bust with a man laying on the pavement.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's watch this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_07]: In this video taken in downtown LA, you can see a line of police cars blocking the road and a man lying on the ground, entered this waymo driverless taxi which servicing riders proceeds to take a left turn, driving right past the active police stop and officers who moments later are seen walking towards the subject with weapons drawn.
[SPEAKER_07]: Waymo telling NBC News that when it's Robotaxi came across the scene, it turned into an unblocked area where other cars were also driving and that it quickly left.
[SPEAKER_07]: In a statement, the company saying, safety is our highest priority and that when we encounter unusual events like this one, we learn from them.
[SPEAKER_07]: LAPD tells him to run over the dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, but they just drove through a closed police scene all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just wish, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what the guys are.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's just so much funnier if it like runs over him and kills him.
[SPEAKER_04]: here's what's funny if you think about it that there's a guy that's the spokesman for way more way more yeah yeah nice part of it I bet I bet that's a lucrative we're learning from our mistakes we are sorry about the way mo did everyone get a good night's sleep last night I ate
[SPEAKER_03]: I slept I have that I literally did have the door open to the cabin.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, oh, it's the best We did the same.
[SPEAKER_04]: We had the ador open to our leneye and it was beautiful to hear the motion of the water outside gorgeous Could you run that tape of what it sounded like in our room?
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are you playing?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is gonna be video for
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you record that?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's from my lino.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I can't play it again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Play it again.
[SPEAKER_03]: More time, here we go, bring it up a little bit if you get.
[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Haha.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where are you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you in the back?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are laying in bed with no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where are you on the boat you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, part of the back there and there was enough that at one point Carrie and I both staring at the stealing said, you know, it's not unsoving.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Haha.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, that's where and that'll be again tonight now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bet you're asking.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is, this is sad.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know I love death.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is actually an important one to me because Mike made it that I once met this guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Steve Kropper, one of the greatest guitars in soul music.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know him from the Blues Brothers, Sam and Dave, Otis Redding, Wilson Picket, the list is endless, and we saw him perform at the, what airline Northwest North West, North West, airline, all star band.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it had everybody in it, and I saw Steve Croper and the Rascals guy, Felix Cavieri.
[SPEAKER_03]: It had the lead singer forner.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dennis, not Dennis D. Young, but I know Mick Jones.
[SPEAKER_03]: It had Billy Preston.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was,
[SPEAKER_03]: We walked through the doors of a venue we would have performed at later the house of blue house of blue's in New Orleans, Louisiana and as we As the lovers walk through the door, rather than I yes feels like the first time was right away We're in the middle of that song in that room playing it perfectly and it was awesome Yeah, so we sized telling Mike I said all those guys are great, but Steve Kropper it means a lot to me, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And later that night, we're walking through the casino in New Orleans.
[SPEAKER_04]: It might spot Steve Crawper.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_04]: And brings me to him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was sober.
[SPEAKER_04]: I get to meet him and I get his autograph.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was one of the greatest moments.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want you to listen to a little bit of green onions here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen how loud his guitar comes in, because it's one take no mixing over time.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you've heard this song a million times.
[SPEAKER_04]: And his guitar comes in way too loud, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And then they adjusted, but they just screwed up at the front, great song and if we can skip to the next judge, I think everyone probably knows Steve Krapper from this moment.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm Saturday night.
[UNKNOWN]: The beer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The back of him is a guy named Duck Gun.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can't really see him there.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's behind that window behind that right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I miss my dog so much, Linus is so great and Sebastian is so stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: But in this next video, you'll see a dog that's sort of remarkable.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's take a look.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Angela and this is Ozzy and Ozzy is the new record holder for the longest tangella living dog.
[SPEAKER_00]: So this measurement is 19.89 centimeters long, which is 7.83 inches.
[SPEAKER_04]: Long is tangella dog.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, we had a girl on the eighth floor at American University.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not true.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now I know we're near the end.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have an extra tape I can play if you guys would like to see it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have footage of Mike in his state room.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's very well organized, but it's not as big as he hoped.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not quite.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's quite.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not in Serito, Terracioro.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want your nails long or short?
[SPEAKER_08]: You better make him a short, it's getting kind of crowded.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, this is the way I picked you to an ocean voyage.
[SPEAKER_08]: I always visualize myself sitting in a steamer chair where they're still at bringing me bollion.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on, they're cattle.
[SPEAKER_08]: You couldn't get me bollion in here unless they brought it in through a keyhole.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm the engineer's assistant.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know I had a pre-manation you were going to show us.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's gonna try it over there on the corner.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can chop your way right through.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at Rob's face right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is this pure joy.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is pure joy.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's one guy in this room enjoying this more than anybody else.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an idiot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Stop.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's going to let the whole thing play out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And let me guess they're going to be more people.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to watch it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to stay in the extra 20 seconds.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we have one, two, three.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's a big woman.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's a big woman.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, if she's tall and she's thick.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's going to be crowded.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's a look at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what this is Rob's comedy.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's a food's here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rick Scofield's digging on it, too, Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's showing his teeth over here.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, there we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you can argue with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yay!
[SPEAKER_04]: Fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for your indulgence.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hold in my hand for the last take last take A lot of people would think that it being an on the scenes reporter is not a dangerous job But if there's birds in the area birds maybe do it Josh buries is going to be short lives
[SPEAKER_12]: Stay with me!
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a seagull!
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god!
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh dear!
[SPEAKER_04]: Why did they do a close-up?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's really worth it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's something else.
[SPEAKER_03]: Birds.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, f**k. Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, who's ready for dinner?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the amazing thing is my bad lady.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, as soon as she got a bandaid on that wound, she called that dog with a 19 inch tongue.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, this flew by, ladies and gentlemen, that brings up our show for today, and we are so grateful for all of you that came to a live taping of the show on the MSCC side.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are delighted to be here.
[SPEAKER_03]: A standing ovation.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't beat that ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless each and every one of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: We will be back on the show live on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wednesday and we will also be here on the MSCC side tomorrow night where Rob is hosting a game show and I get the heck of it You're gonna love it for Josh Soroka Josh God bless you God bless Josh who put this whole thing together and Rob's feedback Mike Omera saying so long every but hey