Right Quick Episode 8 Transcript

02:54.51
Vance 😈
Welcome to Right Quick.

02:57.42
Nandi K
A bite-sized pop culture conversation with your favorite queer unfriendly black hotties.

03:03.17
Vance 😈
And we are unfriendly today because of the rising prices of eggnog. I am Vance Goh.

03:10.10
Nandi K
And I'm Nandi K. Is eggnog going up? Are we in some... What's happening? What are y'all doing?

03:17.17
Vance 😈
I don't think it's extraordinarily high, but um'm I'm just projecting the time this episode airs, it'll be much higher.

03:24.18
Nandi K
Well, it'll be probably more in season by then.

03:29.47
Vance 😈
It's already on sale. So I bought some I bought some for Trader Joe's.

03:33.03
Nandi K
oh

03:33.93
Vance 😈
A couple weeks ago, we was we was ah we was kicking it. We was mixing it together. So, you know, we already there. It's the dairy-free one that costs a lot, but that's good.

03:41.51
Nandi K
I was like, what kind do you like?

03:42.32
Vance 😈
It's dairy-free.

03:43.31
Nandi K
Like, what flavor is it

03:43.74
Vance 😈
Chobani, baby. Chobani eggnog. Just the OG is extra thick.

03:50.12
Nandi K
Yeah, sure.

03:50.82
Vance 😈
It ain't got no dairy in it. Because I know you you hard R's hate dairy.

03:52.70
Nandi K
Oh, it has no dairy. Okay.

03:58.01
Nandi K
I just can't. It's not me. It's my body.

04:02.33
Vance 😈
Yep.

04:02.32
Nandi K
And don't don't fucking do that.

04:06.90
Vance 😈
What but about you people being ah allergic to ah you coloreds?

04:10.42
Nandi K
You people! Oh, okay. Oh, shit. You people!

04:18.52
Vance 😈
We already started.

04:19.14
Nandi K
You people!

04:19.56
Vance 😈
What are we? ah Y'all, you people. ah what are we What are we talking about today, Nandi?

04:25.53
Nandi K
Oh, today we are talking about Xmas. Some might call it Christmas as well.

04:31.25
Vance 😈
Excellent.

04:33.67
Nandi K
ah But we're taking the Christ out of Christmas, which is something that I vowed to do, especially for the past few years.

04:34.09
Vance 😈
The big C.

04:41.64
Nandi K
Yeah, because what does Christ have to even do at Christmas?

04:42.11
Vance 😈
what did

04:45.38
Vance 😈
I well I mean I know why they say but like yeah you know I grew I grew up a witness so we didn't we didn't even do ho-ho we didn't do ho-ho um however my mama because we part-time religious people my mama did do ho-ho when I think when the money was right but

04:49.23
Nandi K
But that's a lie.

04:52.98
Nandi K
Right.

05:04.37
Nandi K
Interesting, interesting.

05:05.48
Vance 😈
But parents don't tell us when the money's right or not right. Like now as an adult, I get it. Like some holiday, like some Christmases is I got it and we doing it. And some is just like, right, we doing it.

05:13.20
Nandi K
and sometimes I don't, yeah.

05:16.17
Vance 😈
That was kind of how it was growing up. So we got Christmas intermittently. So like some years we did, some years we didn't. AKA I'm not super married to the holiday.

05:25.65
Nandi K
Yeah, so I guess like obviously in like the Christian church, maybe they turn up, go hard for Christmas.

05:34.44
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm.

05:35.35
Nandi K
Like Christmas, it's like Christmas and Easter is when all the sinners are coming.

05:35.68
Vance 😈
That's their shit, yeah. That's their Halloween.

05:43.05
Nandi K
They're wearing their new outfits because they had to buy something new because they don't go to church.

05:47.63
Vance 😈
Yup, laid out the night before. Yes, all of it.

05:49.53
Nandi K
Yeah, and for sure. And listen, they there's a program on Christmas at church like that niggas is practicing for like a month in advance, getting ready for the program. They're choosing the right songs.

06:05.16
Nandi K
There's extra songs. um So like at church, Christmas went up like It was like the best day. And I was also a very involved church kid. So like I was on the step team.

06:21.02
Nandi K
I was in the choir.

06:21.33
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm.

06:21.98
Nandi K
I was in the adult choir, by the way. I wasn't even in like the kids choir.

06:25.39
Vance 😈
ah Because of the talent?

06:27.29
Nandi K
I was in the kids choir when I was like a kid. But when I was like a teenager, well by the time I was like 12, 13, I was in the adult choir.

06:36.27
Vance 😈
It was the talent or the interest, both?

06:39.35
Nandi K
I mean, what else was I gonna do? I mean, obviously I'd be singing and like church is like a great place to get validation and true feedback too because when you do bad...

06:46.59
Vance 😈
Yeah. Yeah.

06:53.40
Vance 😈
Well, I know black people, so I could imagine, but what they be doing when you do bad, like this.

06:57.97
Nandi K
It's not like, well, my mama was mean, but the people, it's just little things like, take your time, baby.

07:01.30
Vance 😈
Yeah.

07:05.19
Vance 😈
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:05.65
Nandi K
You know, when they say that, that means like, hey, take a second, reset.

07:07.30
Vance 😈
Yeah. You're not doing a good job. Right, right. We support you, but we are acknowledging you not doing a good job.

07:13.18
Nandi K
Get it?

07:17.33
Nandi K
Right. It's like, we still here

07:18.27
Vance 😈
But we got you. Right. Right.

07:23.42
Vance 😈
Which, I mean, is it's is the kindest thing you can do in that moment is to affirm but also inform you that you're not doing a good job. It's like teachers.

07:31.65
Nandi K
Yeah, but you know, at some point, like, I don't know what happened, but my mom started becoming, like, really conservative. And first it was like, Christmas trees are pagan.

07:45.78
Vance 😈
hu

07:46.22
Nandi K
That's kind of, for me, that's the extreme. I'm like, girl, what?

07:49.61
Vance 😈
Yeah. Because it's like an idol.

07:50.93
Nandi K
We can't have a Christmas tree?

07:54.85
Nandi K
Like, Girl, we've always had a Christmas tree. Anyway, we stopped having a Christmas tree, but we would still get presents for Christmas, and we would still, like, do Christmas, but no tree.

08:12.19
Vance 😈
That sounds like my Christmas. the Like the fake.

08:14.56
Nandi K
It is giving...

08:15.52
Vance 😈
like Like we doing it, but we not doing it.

08:18.43
Nandi K
But it was every year, though, I do want to say.

08:20.47
Vance 😈
Okay, that's better.

08:20.83
Nandi K
It wasn't intermittent. i

08:22.57
Vance 😈
Yeah, no.

08:23.05
Nandi K
Yeah, and last time my parents was divorced, so we kind of had two Christmases, which was lit.

08:23.63
Vance 😈
yeah

08:29.07
Vance 😈
That's the upside of divorce.

08:29.83
Nandi K
Two Christmases is litty.

08:30.15
Vance 😈
You get too.

08:31.83
Nandi K
Yeah, yeah. um So since you had intermittent Xmas, because it wasn't Christmas, Yuletide, Ho-Ho Day,

08:46.11
Vance 😈
haho

08:47.99
Nandi K
What makes it like Christmas time for you now? And then like, how did you like build? Like, I mean, like, what's your relationship to Christmas now? And like.

08:57.20
Vance 😈
um I love that question. So I think mostly not caring is part, like, like that's the through line, right? Like, and when I say not caring, I just mean, I don't feel passionate about it.

09:03.97
Nandi K
Yeah.

09:06.79
Vance 😈
And it's not like, but what I do like about the holiday season is what I would say is the weather, like, It's cooler. So everybody's chilling at the crib. So when you throw something, you're not competing with outside like the summer.

09:19.99
Vance 😈
So like my favorite thing to do now is just like, it's also very queer to me. And what I mean by that is just like, you get to define it for yourself. And I love that. So, ah Ugly sweater party early in December is my shit because you're not competing with nobody. You have your stupid party.

09:36.97
Vance 😈
Everybody dresses up. It's ah cold, so you get to make a warm beverage that everybody can drink on. If they like the sippy sip, they can add that to it. Good time, right?

09:46.80
Nandi K
What you make, what's your warm beverage

09:47.13
Vance 😈
We like to... um ah Cider. Mm-hmm.

09:50.32
Nandi K
I also do a cider. What you putting yours?

09:52.69
Vance 😈
With the cloves, the cinnamon, the... ah What's that called?

09:54.99
Nandi K
Yeah.

09:56.18
Vance 😈
Vanilla bean. the I get the real vanilla bean.

09:57.46
Nandi K
Yeah, I do all that. And I do red wine and bourbon in mine too.

10:01.80
Vance 😈
Ooh, inside of it or like on the side to add to it.

10:03.15
Nandi K
In it. No, in it.

10:04.94
Vance 😈
You do both in the same drink.

10:06.81
Nandi K
Yeah.

10:07.74
Vance 😈
Send me your recipe.

10:09.21
Nandi K
I just made it up, but I will send it to you.

10:11.02
Vance 😈
Okay.

10:11.65
Nandi K
Yeah.

10:11.82
Vance 😈
I need, cause I need a version. I need a version version of that for the, you know, the folks that ain't partaking. But anyway, the drinky drink.

10:18.14
Nandi K
Yeah.

10:19.00
Vance 😈
Yes. The hot cider. And then we typically do like a prize or something for whoever, when the, the, the ugly sweater. And then we've,

10:26.58
Nandi K
Cute.

10:27.61
Vance 😈
we've done impromptu balls where like when you walk down a one way to uh to the girls making ridiculous music and then fun yeah yes yes yeah just ridiculous and then and then whoever wins

10:32.25
Nandi K
Okay.

10:35.19
Nandi K
Yuletide, Yuletide.

10:43.16
Nandi K
God rest ye merry gentlemen.

10:47.13
Vance 😈
yeah exactly right so So, yeah, and that's it. it did And then they win something, then and then that's it. And then um the actual holiday, um you know, I love for the jive turkey to go around just in case I'm not feeling it.

11:00.53
Vance 😈
that's I don't really do anything.

11:00.81
Nandi K
The Jive Turkey is a cross-holiday

11:04.19
Vance 😈
Oh, yes, yes.

11:06.51
Nandi K
kind of what?

11:06.69
Vance 😈
He's paying

11:07.74
Nandi K
Yeah, pan-holiday. Yeah, he's pan-holiday sectional. Pan-holiday sectional. So, like, the Jive Turkey comes out in the fall and just kind of like after New Year's then heads out.

11:16.82
Vance 😈
yeah

11:20.76
Vance 😈
Yes. And he might, he might pop up for Easter. Cause Easter is the only one that's like, and fourth of July, he might pop up like, Oh, y'all cooking. What y'all cook? You got ribs.

11:31.88
Nandi K
Interesting.

11:32.05
Vance 😈
um But yeah, that's about it for me. um But again, I like, I like to choose your own adventure of it all for me. I feel like my family, like the cousins, everybody kind of has their, they pick and choose, but they got kids. So they do Christmas.

11:49.14
Vance 😈
So, If they doing something fun, I might pull up. Like, this year, that might happen. Last year, we did an Airbnb with my sister and my nephews, and that was really nice.

11:56.93
Nandi K
I remember that.

11:57.21
Vance 😈
um So, yeah, maybe that was the first one we did, and niggas is 30. So, like, you know, we we we fake. We be tryna figure it out.

12:05.92
Nandi K
Yeah, Christmas is like the holiday I actually try not to spend with that many people.

12:17.48
Vance 😈
Your family or just anybody?

12:19.10
Nandi K
Mostly my family. Yeah, I think I do think it is specific to my family.

12:20.89
Vance 😈
Why?

12:24.55
Nandi K
A few, a long time ago, i don't know when this was, this was maybe like eight-ish years ago, but I came home for Christmas. It was literally the most, the worst, most uncomfortable Christmas I ever had.

12:38.18
Nandi K
And I vowed to never have Christmas with my family ever again. Now, what I will say is and don't talk to my mama no more.

12:48.16
Vance 😈
yeah

12:48.16
Nandi K
And usually on Christmas, we actually do slide by my daddy's house.

12:53.94
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm.

12:55.18
Nandi K
It's chill. We be drinking. So it's like, it's very chill until it's not because my brother has, now he has multiple kids. So, you know, my nephew will all meet up. I also have younger siblings who also are now grown. So it'll be interesting, like what this Christmas will be like, because I think this is the first Christmas when all the kids are all grown now.

13:20.48
Nandi K
Um, but Maya still can't drink. So she's still a kid. Um, yeah, but we usually just like, sometimes my dad will cook.

13:25.63
Vance 😈
Yeah.

13:29.69
Nandi K
I like to see if he's going be cooking. um like, what's over there? Even if we cook, which we normally do for Christmas, I'ma still go over there and eat up my daddy's food and take some plates.

13:36.04
Vance 😈
Jive Tookie.

13:44.92
Vance 😈
Right.

13:45.19
Nandi K
Yeah, we'll open some gifts. We'll drink some liquor. Maybe watch some TV. Maybe there'll be some records on or some music on. Just, like, shoot the shit for a little while. and Yeah.

13:59.54
Nandi K
But this year...

14:02.59
Nandi K
yeah i mean, yeah. I was going to go into my birthday thing. This year, I'm doing, like, a birthday thing. Because, like, this is the other thing. My birthday is two weeks before Christmas. So...

14:13.15
Vance 😈
we We talked about this a little bit before, but ah growing up, did you get a birthday and a and a Christmas? Because I know some black and know some Blacks don't do that.

14:19.44
Nandi K
Always.

14:22.31
Nandi K
I always got a birthday and a Christmas. even Even though sometimes Christmas was like, because I used to get in trouble all the time as a kid.

14:32.93
Nandi K
So I was like perpetually on punishment.

14:33.79
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm.

14:36.69
Vance 😈
Mm-mm.

14:36.74
Nandi K
So remember one time on Christmas, I got my Christmas gifts taken away.

14:37.77
Vance 😈
Oh, oppressive.

14:42.32
Nandi K
Because my aunt called my mom and was like, oh, I saw Nadia at the mall and I was skipping school. But like nobody needed to be at school. So was stupid that I even had to go. But me and Tony was walking around in the mall and my aunt worked there.

14:58.28
Nandi K
And we saw her.

14:59.54
Vance 😈
Did

15:00.85
Nandi K
But she never talked to my mom. And then like, of course, then she called my mom. who was like, oh, I saw Nandi. Anyways, fuck that hoe. Messy bitch. Anyway, my mom got really mad.

15:11.16
Vance 😈
you?

15:12.45
Nandi K
Took all my Christmas presents away. Yeah. But anyway, no. Always had separate.

15:17.31
Vance 😈
did you

15:18.48
Nandi K
So the birthday was always kind of like solid set. gonna get a little gift. And then Christmas was like separate.

15:29.35
Nandi K
And I do the same now.

15:31.90
Vance 😈
Do you enjoy Christmas at work?

15:38.19
Nandi K
I mean, it i don't work in person anymore, which, blessed be, amen. I'm so glad I don't work in person. But when I did work in person, I do like Christmas because I love Christmas music. Like, I'm a slut for Christmas music.

15:58.00
Nandi K
um i have a I have a thick-ass holiday playlist that has, like,

15:58.80
Vance 😈
They got the best one. The best holiday music.

16:05.58
Nandi K
That is constantly being added to, but I think has everything that a Black person wants out of Christmas, including a few white bangers. um So the music, which is always playing at offices, is my favorite part about Christmas at work.

16:14.93
Vance 😈
Which one is the white banger? That's fair. What's a white Christmas banger?

16:24.01
Nandi K
ah My favorite Christmas song? Oh, that's so hard. I like all of them, but definitely like This Christmas, Donny Hathaway.

16:32.40
Vance 😈
Oh, of course. Yeah, that's you all day.

16:33.68
Nandi K
Yeah, that's a banger.

16:34.98
Vance 😈
You love Donnie.

16:35.35
Nandi K
I like some of the clasps. I love some of the hymns, too. I really do just love, like, a bunch of them.

16:43.78
Vance 😈
um my favorite My favorite work tradition is White Elephant because I get to steal joy from my ops.

16:48.69
Nandi K
Yeah.

16:52.29
Nandi K
Yeah.

16:52.42
Vance 😈
So on White Elephant, I learned this working for the Army. If we do a White Elephant, and if I don't fuck with you. I'm taking what you got. I don't care what it is. If it's a diaper genie, I'm taking it, and I'm just going to give it to the homies.

17:05.80
Vance 😈
Like oh one year I took this op. I took his crock pot, I had a crockpot.

17:12.02
Aaron Rand Freeman
Thank

17:12.53
Vance 😈
You know I got a crockpot.

17:13.62
Nandi K
Of course, we know you have a crockpot.

17:14.00
Vance 😈
Everybody know I got a crockpot.

17:16.69
Nandi K
You said I don't want him to have it.

17:17.22
Vance 😈
I took his crockpot.

17:18.29
Nandi K
You saw joy in his eyes.

17:18.90
Vance 😈
I took his crockpot. Yup.

17:21.29
Nandi K
Yep.

17:22.51
Vance 😈
Second, it was already taken twice, it was locked with me. I took it right out of his hand. And then um I gave it away to one of my friends on Facebook. I said, hey, you got to pay for shipping, but you got it.

17:30.77
Nandi K
Ah!

17:33.09
Vance 😈
So I sent it to her.

17:34.00
Nandi K
Yeah, because the thing is about work, like I don't really have no work ops right now at work. So that's also a good thing.

17:41.62
Vance 😈
That's because you're not in the office. The ops will pull up.

17:43.77
Nandi K
Yeah, it's the best yeah, not being in the office, it really does help. And I like that because I hate when I hate my coworkers.

17:49.22
Vance 😈
you

17:50.99
Nandi K
It's so annoying. It's so annoying.

17:52.12
Vance 😈
It's trash.

17:53.40
Nandi K
It sucks.

17:53.79
Vance 😈
But that's why I go out of my way to harm them. Because like what you mean you an op? like We all got the same goal here. like We all literally here for the same thing. like Money and like and we agree with the mission of the job. like we all here doing the same thing.

18:07.38
Nandi K
Like, let me see a little glimmer of joy when you pick up a gift, baby.

18:11.08
Vance 😈
Gone. I'm stealing it.

18:13.22
Nandi K
I'm um um honing in on that ass.

18:17.54
Vance 😈
Look, done. Give it here. ah Give me your diaper genie, Janice. um here Here I see something about um consumerism, capitalism, and boycotts.

18:27.06
Nandi K
Oh, yeah. Well, you know, this year is a particularly polarizing Christmas, I would say, X-mas, because Christ said, now why am I in it?

18:41.28
Nandi K
um

18:41.69
Vance 😈
Never. They're never.

18:43.09
Nandi K
Christ was like, I didn't say nothing about this. But, you know, our Christmas queen, Mariah Carey, who every year unthaws the week of Halloween,

18:56.64
Vance 😈
Defrosts. Yes. Mm-hmm.

19:00.63
Nandi K
To tell us on November 1st in Whistletone that it's time for Christmas.

19:00.70
Vance 😈
In the sink. Thawin.

19:08.03
Nandi K
This year, she teamed up with Sephora, first mistake. and walked out and instead of doing her normal just her normal regular just like she unfreezes turns from a witch into the queen of christmas and saying 🎶it's time🎶 in whistle tone she had a whole script. They had a whole script for her, it was like, “You're not canceling Christmas this year”, because you know everybody's been talking about canceling Christmas because of various governmental problems and issues that have been taking place where people don't even necessarily have money for food.

19:48.41
Nandi K
So maybe not. Christmas is canceled for a lot of people, not by fucking choice. And then, of course...

20:01.46
Nandi K
Trigger warning, Beehive. Trigger warning. I'm just kidding. I saw someone do this online. Shout out to ah Erica.

20:07.87
Vance 😈
I screamed.

20:11.05
Nandi K
ah Erica Hart. I heart Erica on Instagram who did a trigger warning before she... Did a little Beyonce slander. It's not a slander. It's the truth.

20:23.47
Nandi K
Beyonce also, who has asked for more of our money. In the past two years. Than I feel like ever.

20:34.48
Nandi K
Released some kind of Christmas line. Last week.

20:43.15
Vance 😈
For, like, just clothes or...

20:45.17
Nandi K
Just clothes. Just a little, I think it was a little Ivy Park.

20:48.09
Vance 😈
Beyonce don't care. Look.

20:51.03
Nandi K
And you know, people were like, Beyonce, read the room. But at the same time, it was also sold out.

20:57.62
Vance 😈
Of course it was. We're going to find it for B. That's why you got to say trigger warning, because them people going to find it.

21:03.60
Nandi K
I don't find it.

21:04.52
Vance 😈
And they will find you.

21:05.14
Nandi K
I bought the only thing I've bought from Beyonce since 2003, which was her first album, which I had, of course, I had the CD of that.

21:17.94
Nandi K
But I bought the Renaissance vinyl. That's the first money I have given Beyonce since 2003. Yeah,

21:26.46
Vance 😈
So strong.

21:28.12
Nandi K
yeah I am. I was like, I have not been to a Beyonce concert. like First, it's too expensive.

21:37.21
Vance 😈
Yeah.

21:37.53
Nandi K
And I don't want to be around all them people getting COVID. Y'all don't be wearing masks.

21:40.88
Vance 😈
That's true.

21:41.69
Nandi K
Y'all are nasty as hell.

21:42.04
Vance 😈
Mama gone. Mama gone run them pockets.

21:45.90
Nandi K
She's gonna run the pockets. And it's just like that. And then, of course, we're still not gonna Target.

21:53.31
Vance 😈
Oh, yeah. No. Target done. Like.

21:56.32
Nandi K
I haven't been to Target since last December.

21:59.96
Vance 😈
I went in redacted, but um we were stuck somewhere and we had to get some scissors or something. But, you know, other than that, nah, fuck Target.

22:10.32
Nandi K
You know... You know, these corporations have monopolies. And sometimes you are in a bind.

22:21.08
Vance 😈
I'm in a bind, Nate.

22:24.74
Nandi K
Sometimes you're in a bind. And that's what it is. That's what it is about. Now, let's talk about stealing. One way you can bring Christmas back for you and your family is stealing.

22:37.72
Vance 😈
still from target if you gone go to target, steal. Can we say that legally?

22:38.20
Nandi K
I would say, yes, exactly, Yeah, go there, steal. Target is one of the places I used to love to steal from back in my shoplifting days.

22:46.68
Aaron Rand Freeman
the future.

22:51.40
Vance 😈
I a disclaimer yeah i love it it's all on all caps as well um

22:51.43
Nandi K
I was gonna write in our, like, doc, like, shoplifting past, but then I, no, just shoplifting past, but then I just erased it. I wrote stealing.

23:05.09
Nandi K
Yes.

23:05.24
Vance 😈
I personally am scared to steal only because anytime I do something, like, steal, the cops arrest me.

23:07.77
Nandi K
Okay. Okay.

23:13.62
Vance 😈
Like, not arrest, but, like, something happens.

23:14.66
Nandi K
Now, that does happen.

23:16.34
Vance 😈
Like, somebody...

23:16.64
Nandi K
It has happened. happened more than once.

23:19.76
Vance 😈
People fall out the ceiling to come get me.

23:21.99
Nandi K
more than once

23:22.49
Vance 😈
Like, yeah, I'm no good for, I'm no good for crime. Like, I'll beat you up maybe. But, like, that's a the most crime I'm going to do is crime on the behalf of my friends.

23:33.93
Nandi K
I feel like stealing is like way lower level than like physical violence.

23:34.19
Vance 😈
But...

23:37.76
Vance 😈
assault, it will...

23:38.74
Nandi K
Yeah, like physical assault is like stealing is kind of like a victimless crime. Like when you steal from a store.

23:45.58
Vance 😈
But no, especially from a corporation.

23:48.17
Nandi K
yeah it's like that's a victimless crime.

23:48.45
Vance 😈
The thing about it is, but there are never any ops waiting to grab you when you beat somebody up. You just gotta, like, not be there when you finish the assault and don't record it.

24:00.59
Nandi K
don't know.

24:00.93
Vance 😈
but ah But also, don't, I don't, um

24:01.02
Nandi K
Is that true? i don't be getting in a lot of physical altercations these days.

24:05.30
Vance 😈
Yeah, I don't assault nobody either. But I be ready. I'll be ready to commit violence on a behalf of my loved ones. So that's what I mean.

24:11.54
Nandi K
Same.

24:11.62
Vance 😈
like a so

24:11.87
Nandi K
I'd be ready to commit violence on behalf of me.

24:15.14
Vance 😈
um For me, I think you got to be hitting me or something. But like someone I fuck with, like my my people, I'll grip you up.

24:18.45
Nandi K
Right.

24:21.37
Nandi K
I'm ready to stab. Stab for myself. Stab for my people. Stab for my neighbor who's getting...

24:27.03
Vance 😈
Stab for love.

24:29.70
Nandi K
Stab for Humanity and Human Rights.

24:31.41
Vance 😈
Look, that's what's...

24:32.02
Nandi K
I'm like, I will stab an ICE agent. I promise. I'm Honestly, I want to. You know? like I'm like, give me a chance.

24:39.55
Vance 😈
That's the...

24:42.66
Vance 😈
Stabbing in the name of love.

24:42.64
Nandi K
I'm over here getting strong. I'm getting strong.

24:45.45
Vance 😈
Listen, working out?

24:47.49
Nandi K
Baby, y'all should have told me today, I did a kettlebell yoga workout. I was sweating. I was doing hella deadlifts with my 10-pound kettlebell. I'm about to start moving up. You bitches ain't going be able to take.

25:02.95
Vance 😈
Nandi, I'm really proud that you're working out.

25:03.38
Nandi K
And I've been doing squats so I can stab.

25:05.91
Vance 😈
Yeah.

25:06.59
Nandi K
You know that pop stab.

25:06.95
Vance 😈
not ah got Leap up and stab.

25:07.68
Nandi K
Yeah. the jump squats but but it instead of that i'm doing the low impact version where you go up on your heels but then I jab with the knife that's what I practice

25:18.27
Vance 😈
Look, if you find someone over six feet, it’s necessary to jump to get up there. Watch it, audio, nigga.

25:23.07
Nandi K
or not might i might stay low you know i might stay low if they're tall i could really do some damage because I don't want them the

25:27.71
Vance 😈
All that, too. That's where them thighs at.

25:33.82
Nandi K
Anyway, let's not get too deep into that. Anyway, steal from Target. Steal from these big corporations.

25:38.68
Vance 😈
Still from corporations.

25:40.41
Nandi K
Steal from Sephora. Steal from Beyonce. Steal from Mariah Carey. Steal from Target. Who else? Walmart.

25:49.76
Vance 😈
Still from your your co-workers at the um the, what's it called?

25:52.75
Nandi K
White Elephant.

25:52.84
Vance 😈
At the white elephant, at the Caucasian elephant.

25:54.33
Nandi K
Steal from your job. But don't get caught because they pay you.

25:57.13
Vance 😈
I can't say, yeah, i'm like I can't say that on here, but yes. Take that paper.

26:01.12
Nandi K
Yeah, I'm saying like little stuff like toilet paper, post-it notes.

26:01.97
Vance 😈
Staples, paper, one-inch binders, you never know.

26:07.20
Nandi K
Yeah, like stuff you need. But see, yeah, especially if you still going into the office, you don't even you don't even know what a goldmine that is.

26:17.94
Vance 😈
It's a tax. It's a tax. That's what still ink. Just print, print stuff for the events that you're doing.

26:23.00
Nandi K
listen no listen no they've changed they've changed so much uh they've changed the like how the the ink stuff works now like i bought a new printer recently and there's like a whole there's like a whole racket because printers got into the subscription business like with ink it's a racket steal from these printing companies

26:23.08
Vance 😈
If you do that type of thing.

26:42.18
Vance 😈
Bitch, that's a scam. That's a scam. Like, what you mean? This is a hardware. can find hardware to put in here.

26:49.35
Nandi K
I had to search to find one that wasn't under the subscription thing.

26:54.91
Vance 😈
That's evil.

26:55.72
Nandi K
I had to like scour.

26:56.24
Vance 😈
wait That subscription bubble has to pop. like Like, real talk. Like, subscription bubble has to pop. Like, why are we paying Adobe monthly for a product that we should own once we buy it?

27:06.75
Nandi K
I'm not. I said no thank you. I was like I won't have it then. Because I'm not. i won't buy anything I can't own. Because you can still own like I don't have that.

27:15.29
Vance 😈
Microsoft Office. you're not you're You're not giving us a new product every month. You're not giving us a new product every year. Why are we paying for it?

27:24.37
Nandi K
Steal from Microsoft, especially if you work there because they bought to lay you off.

27:26.06
Vance 😈
Period.

27:29.40
Nandi K
Just so you know, they bought to lay you off at Microsoft.

27:29.87
Vance 😈
Damn.

27:33.11
Nandi K
It don't matter when you listen to this. If you're listening to this at any time and you work at Microsoft, start stealing because they are about to lay you off, honey.

27:38.30
Vance 😈
It's always true.

27:41.38
Vance 😈
You're going to be laid off.

27:47.53
Vance 😈
get that unemployment application ready. um We need to wrap up. I believe it's been 15 minutes.

27:53.48
Nandi K
Ah, yeah, you're right, you're right, we should.

27:58.28
Vance 😈
All right.

27:59.59
Nandi K
Well, today's episode is, uh, who's today's episode sponsored by fans?

28:04.19
Vance 😈
Our favorite, our favorite thief. He'd be still enjoyed from them little ugly white people on Whoville. The big green machine, the Grinch.

28:13.38
Nandi K
Damn, Daddy Grinch Daddy said no Christmas for you.

28:17.02
Vance 😈
uh, well The Grinch is thick, no?

28:20.40
Nandi K
Extra.

28:21.62
Vance 😈
Right, okay. i was like, yeah.

28:22.83
Nandi K
extra thick yeah but the teeth is like jack i feel like the grinch is like a butter face

28:24.53
Vance 😈
Speaking of fandoms or big booty.

28:29.46
Vance 😈
Absolutely. You just got to put that that hat over his face, maybe. don't know.

28:33.69
Nandi K
no because i like to kiss and i'm like i'm not i'm not kissing that but we can be friends though

28:38.92
Vance 😈
And he he don't got no lips.

28:43.68
Vance 😈
Still, he going to sell you stolen goods for a half off.

28:47.06
Nandi K
Yeah, that's why I need a booster in my life.

28:49.75
Vance 😈
bootlegger yes hey hey 2010 that's how i got all my clothes like please give me please give me the things you stole thank you i love you

28:49.90
Nandi K
Bring back the boosters.

28:56.82
Nandi K
um my God.

29:00.10
Nandi K
um Well, a big thanks to our producer and audio Adonis, Aaron Rand Freeman.

29:09.84
Vance 😈
my i am vansco i didn't see it sorry i'm not there

29:13.60
Nandi K
You're you. You could. yeahp No, I'm like, you're you

29:19.60
Vance 😈
I've been Vance Go. I've been Vance Go. You can find me at a corporation stealing maybe, but actually not on camera because who does that? But yeah, I've been Vance Go. Oh, and on Instagram at Vance Go.

29:33.91
Vance 😈
Is Vance Go lives? What is it?

29:36.75
Nandi K
you. Just look up Vance Go and you'll be able to find him.

29:39.00
Vance 😈
Vance Go is right there and on TikTok. I'm on there too, I heard.

29:42.27
Nandi K
best That's true. yeah Vance Vofa show on TikTok, I think. we'll we'll We'll, you know, eventually we'll get this hint.

29:47.81
Vance 😈
That's easy to remember.

29:51.78
Nandi K
Vance, you know, lives a very private life. So, you know, they're slowly, you know, coming out of their show.

29:54.81
Vance 😈
Listen discreet.

29:58.75
Nandi K
I'm Nandi K. You can find me on Instagram and threads at Nandi K-A-Y-Y-Y. y'all next time.