<v Speaker 1>Jar you, Katie and Josh one hundred. So last night

<v Speaker 1>felt like an idiot more so than usual at my

<v Speaker 1>house because it was sweet little Goldiefawn's birthday.

<v Speaker 2>Oh can we.

<v Speaker 3>Celebrate dog's birthday? I know, I don't feel like that's

<v Speaker 3>a youth thing, like.

<v Speaker 1>That is not a me thing, but it is a

<v Speaker 1>my children and wife thing. So we all had to

<v Speaker 1>gather around while my daughter made a little Goldie fawn

<v Speaker 1>a pop cup with whipped cream and the little dog

<v Speaker 1>treat shoved in the middle, and we had to sing

<v Speaker 1>happy birthday to the dog while she stared up at us,

<v Speaker 1>and you can even tell by her face she was like,

<v Speaker 1>what the frick is going on?

<v Speaker 4>Right?

<v Speaker 3>Stop?

<v Speaker 1>Give me my pup cup? And yeah, I pretty much

<v Speaker 1>felt like an idiot. So that's what went on in

<v Speaker 1>my house last night. And then they proceeded to like

<v Speaker 1>after she gobbled up the pop cup, Lila continued to

<v Speaker 1>run around and like hold the whipped cream, squirter her

<v Speaker 1>up in the air and like have it slowly dripped down,

<v Speaker 1>and then the dog would try to catch it. And

<v Speaker 1>I finally was like, you gotta stop because when this

<v Speaker 1>dog pukes tonight, I'm not going to be the one.

<v Speaker 2>Picking it up the straight cream.

<v Speaker 1>It kind of reminds me in my twenties when I

<v Speaker 1>celebrated my birthday. We end up throwing up at the

<v Speaker 1>end of the night.

<v Speaker 2>But Fireball was different. It was a different Jeremy. It

<v Speaker 2>was a different time.

<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I guess that's the thing that people do, right,

<v Speaker 1>they celebrate their dog's birthdays.

<v Speaker 5>I feel awkward singing Happy birthday to humans, so I

<v Speaker 5>can't imagine singing Happy Birthday to a dog like I

<v Speaker 5>always like fake saying I don't know if you guys

<v Speaker 5>do that, but.

<v Speaker 3>Is actually singing.

<v Speaker 5>I just mouth the words, and then that's what I

<v Speaker 5>every time I do. I don't sing because I feel

<v Speaker 5>like I sound awful, so I just let everybody else

<v Speaker 5>do the heavy lifting.

<v Speaker 3>But with the dog, yeah, I think I would just laugh.

<v Speaker 2>I think I was like, well, actually, I mean I

<v Speaker 2>chimed in a little bit.

<v Speaker 1>I'm doing it for the children and my goofy wife.

<v Speaker 1>But I've always said one of the most awkward things

<v Speaker 1>in life is when it is your birthday and you

<v Speaker 1>are sitting there with the cake in front of you

<v Speaker 1>in the candles, you look like an idiot, You feel

<v Speaker 1>like an idiot.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm in my fortings.

<v Speaker 3>Can everybody sing to me right now? It's my birthday?

<v Speaker 5>And then you take a huge breath and blow all

<v Speaker 5>your germs over a cake.

<v Speaker 3>Everything. I know, the whole process process.

<v Speaker 2>It's weird.

<v Speaker 3>I don't know who started it.

<v Speaker 2>We stopped.

<v Speaker 3>We should do something else. We should just like, hey,

<v Speaker 3>it's their birthday. Everybody club.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so this is my last birthday here in November,

<v Speaker 1>we had just my parents over and stuff, and Nicole

<v Speaker 1>did the thing where she ran over and got a

<v Speaker 1>candle and put it in the cake. And I was like, okay,

<v Speaker 1>I was like, you get roughly eight seconds she lit it, uh,

<v Speaker 1>slammed it into my pie actually was a piece of pie,

<v Speaker 1>and she was like, happy birthday. And before she even started,

<v Speaker 1>I was like, I blew it out, pulled the candle out,

<v Speaker 1>and walked away. I was like, that's all you get.

<v Speaker 1>I'm a grown ass man. Stop please stop.

<v Speaker 5>Not another rousing addition of happy birthday, not on my watch.

<v Speaker 1>So anyway, happy birthday to all the dogs out there

<v Speaker 1>when the dogs really goldiemmo.

<v Speaker 2>That's adorable, right. Do you know how old she is?

<v Speaker 2>Like seven or something? Getting up there?

<v Speaker 1>There's been a story out the past couple of days,

<v Speaker 1>and it's been, uh, it's been tickling my fancy because

<v Speaker 1>Katie has just been going.

<v Speaker 2>Off about this off the air tell us about it.

<v Speaker 5>Well, it's the new thing about dressing up to fly right,

<v Speaker 5>and it not necessarily new, But the Department of Transfortation

<v Speaker 5>came out with their new campaign called the Golden Age

<v Speaker 5>of Travel Starts with You. That is the name of

<v Speaker 5>the campaign in case you're wondering, But it is just

<v Speaker 5>essentially that with the undeniable rise of bad behavior on airplanes,

<v Speaker 5>we can all agree that people are acting kind of

<v Speaker 5>crazy up in the sky. But they announced his new

<v Speaker 5>campaign hope to encourage civility in air travel and bring

<v Speaker 5>back that kind of you know, I guess etiquette when

<v Speaker 5>it comes to.

<v Speaker 1>A classy experience to go get on an airplane.

<v Speaker 5>It really wasn't people dressed up for it to make

<v Speaker 5>sure it was an event.

<v Speaker 2>People knew about it.

<v Speaker 5>But now I mean they actually when I was watching

<v Speaker 5>the story, it was on the news and they were

<v Speaker 5>doing a little fluff segment, but they were going around

<v Speaker 5>in airport finding people in pajamas and asking.

<v Speaker 3>Them why they decided to dress that way.

<v Speaker 5>And they're like, well, I feel like if you're going

<v Speaker 5>to be hanging out in an airplane where you're already uncomfortable,

<v Speaker 5>I mean, unless you're flying first class, you are it's

<v Speaker 5>like as tight as a sardine and a can there

<v Speaker 5>right like sometimes so they're like, I want to be

<v Speaker 5>comfortable when I'm in that element, and I get that,

<v Speaker 5>but like this last time I flied when I went

<v Speaker 5>to Chicago, like.

<v Speaker 2>Look good you were.

<v Speaker 5>That's a whole st But like even I'm going to

<v Speaker 5>fly to see my family coming up in like a

<v Speaker 5>week and a half, and I will get dressed.

<v Speaker 2>Up to do I'm happy.

<v Speaker 5>When I get to the airport, my mom will yell

<v Speaker 5>at me if I don't look nice.

<v Speaker 2>Put yourself together.

<v Speaker 3>So I do it for my mom.

<v Speaker 5>But I've but so I have also flown in my pajamas,

<v Speaker 5>Like stop.

<v Speaker 3>It if you're like, I can't. They can't remember where

<v Speaker 3>I was going.

<v Speaker 5>But I remember one time I had to get on

<v Speaker 5>a plane at like two in the morning, and at

<v Speaker 5>that point.

<v Speaker 1>It's like, gosh, I guess there is different because I

<v Speaker 1>didn't think about that, like the red eye flights and

<v Speaker 1>things like that, Like we flew back from Hawaii and

<v Speaker 1>it was like overnight, so you're going to sleep. Oh.

<v Speaker 1>Now I'm torn because I am so for this. I

<v Speaker 1>have one uh for not only when you go to

<v Speaker 1>fly in an airplane, but just on a general daily basis,

<v Speaker 1>freaking clean yourself up. Yeah, people just look like slobs anymore.

<v Speaker 1>I mean We'll be walking around a grocery store and yes,

<v Speaker 1>people are in there in their pajama bottoms and slippers,

<v Speaker 1>and I just shake my hand and I'm like, do

<v Speaker 1>you have no respect for yourself?

<v Speaker 2>People are looking down on.

<v Speaker 1>You because the way you are dressed right now. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>well irritates the hell out of me. I'm the one

<v Speaker 1>who goes on the air and gets pissed when schools

<v Speaker 1>do the pajama day at school, Yeah, because like, all

<v Speaker 1>you're doing is encouraging these kids to dress like slobs

<v Speaker 1>and they should I, in my opinion, be dressed up

<v Speaker 1>and ready to learn, be proper at school. And when

<v Speaker 1>I get the note about pajama day, I tell my kids, yeah, participating,

<v Speaker 1>you're not doing it.

<v Speaker 2>Don't even ask you.

<v Speaker 3>Know where we don't wear pajamas school? Well, And I

<v Speaker 3>think this this.

<v Speaker 5>Whole trend of fashion right now because there's a lot

<v Speaker 5>of young kids who are wearing sweatpants as a fashion trend.

<v Speaker 5>You know, so it looks like you're very frumpy, just

<v Speaker 5>rolled out of bed.

<v Speaker 3>But I got a full face of makeup.

<v Speaker 2>It's like josh that a lot.

<v Speaker 1>And oh my god, I got the funniest text yesterday

<v Speaker 1>because Joshua was in white sweatpants and somebody texted me

<v Speaker 1>and said, why does josh look like off today?

<v Speaker 2>You did? You look like a snowman yesterday.

<v Speaker 4>That's the thing, like my track I call it a tracksuit.

<v Speaker 4>Like even if I'm wearing sweats they match and it's

<v Speaker 4>a suit together. That was a Nike sweatsuit. So like

<v Speaker 4>if I'm going to the airport early in the morning,

<v Speaker 4>like you said, like a red Eye or anything like that,

<v Speaker 4>even if I'm dressing down, I'm still rocking like a

<v Speaker 4>Lululemon or an Alo sweatsuit and it matches. And I

<v Speaker 4>bought those together.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's what I mean.

<v Speaker 4>That's like the comfy but still stylists. You'd look like

<v Speaker 4>you take care of yourself, not my Walmart. You know,

<v Speaker 4>I still think you should be dress still. It's still sweatpants,

<v Speaker 4>but that is to the normal Joe Schmoe.

<v Speaker 2>They're looking at you. They're not going, oh, that's yours.

<v Speaker 5>If you're thirty five and younger, you see that, definitely

<v Speaker 5>you go, oh, that's that's a three hundred dollars tracksuit

<v Speaker 5>right there.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so there is that way you're spinning on these sweatpants.

<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

<v Speaker 5>You look at these young kids in these outfits that

<v Speaker 5>are like, again, you look like you just rolled out

<v Speaker 5>of bed, but there's.

<v Speaker 2>Not a five dollars a Definitely, don't even get me

<v Speaker 2>started on that. Yeah, yeah, no, it's so again, put

<v Speaker 2>that in an interest bearing account and make some money.

<v Speaker 5>That's where I think, like, yes, do we want to

<v Speaker 5>look our best when we're out there, because there's the

<v Speaker 5>studies that prove you feel better about yourself when you do.

<v Speaker 2>Also, it's the whole dress where you want to be

<v Speaker 2>now where you are with also.

<v Speaker 5>Maybe mind your business, maybe mind your business, like we

<v Speaker 5>shouldn't be judging with the people. It's like you're flying

<v Speaker 5>into other countries and stuff. And that's why Americans have

<v Speaker 5>a bad rap and a bad name in a.

<v Speaker 1>Lot of these places because we show up to Japan

<v Speaker 1>or whatever, we're all rolling out in our well crappy outfits.

<v Speaker 1>It's like present yourself if you're.

<v Speaker 3>Going to Switzerland, maybe up the game a little, but other.

<v Speaker 2>Than that, to tallahaf Cogo, right.

<v Speaker 5>Hey, I just feel like there's definitely a reason to

<v Speaker 5>want to dress down on an airplane. And I'm not

<v Speaker 5>gonna immediately like count somebody out because they get on

<v Speaker 5>my flight in a you know, matching sweatsuits.

<v Speaker 1>I decently give them elevator eyes totally, not to have

<v Speaker 1>some respect for the way you look. But also when

<v Speaker 1>you're rolling around in big sloppy PJ pants and crocs

<v Speaker 1>on an airplane, I'm sorry. I'll be mister safety dad.

<v Speaker 1>You know, I grew up with a a dad who

<v Speaker 1>was a fire chief for fifty years. You know, I've

<v Speaker 1>heard the stories. If there's an emergency, you all be

<v Speaker 1>stumbling over your oversized Lululemon pants and your crocs trying

<v Speaker 1>to get out of that thing.

<v Speaker 2>You know you need to be.

<v Speaker 1>You gotta have some fit on your jeans or something,

<v Speaker 1>and nice shoes that you can escape if need be.

<v Speaker 3>Jar will be in his skinny jeans on that plane.

<v Speaker 1>Damn, I'll be the first one down that inflatable slide

<v Speaker 1>all day long, no sweatpants holding you, calls to the know,

<v Speaker 1>I'll be waving ole off there in the back, saying