<v Speaker 1>Jared Katie and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Well, this is kind of a funny story to kick

<v Speaker 2>things off. Remember Leslie Nielsen airplane naked gun all that

<v Speaker 2>just a prankster.

<v Speaker 1>They said, he loved a good fart joke. There's some

<v Speaker 1>videos of.

<v Speaker 2>Him, I believe, on YouTube where he would go on

<v Speaker 2>like Conan or whoever, you know, a late night show

<v Speaker 2>and he'd have a fart machine, you know, and he

<v Speaker 2>would just act like it was no big deal. It

<v Speaker 2>turns out they put a fart machine in his casket,

<v Speaker 2>so during the viewing and everything, it would just be

<v Speaker 2>constantly farting.

<v Speaker 1>Don't you love that?

<v Speaker 3>That makes me happy?

<v Speaker 4>That makes me so smile, just was plastered on my

<v Speaker 4>face because of your story.

<v Speaker 2>Chair They say, the little button to activate the fart

<v Speaker 2>machine was at the bar, so every now and then

<v Speaker 2>you could just go up and hit.

<v Speaker 1>The button, and whoever was up at the casket he

<v Speaker 1>would be farting.

<v Speaker 4>So I mean, that's you know what, that's quality with

<v Speaker 4>the long p Remember when those were so funny to me?

<v Speaker 3>And then it went on to like the Revenge of

<v Speaker 3>the Nerd movies.

<v Speaker 4>Remember, like they adapted that from his like standard is

<v Speaker 4>comedic routine and I he is such a funny guy,

<v Speaker 4>like he deserves laughs on the way out too.

<v Speaker 3>I love it.

<v Speaker 2>I believe it was his niece posted on TikTok yesterday.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, I've hesitated talking about this. She's like, because

<v Speaker 2>there's something awkward about a memorial and a cast getting death.

<v Speaker 2>But she's like, but it's I guess it's trickled out

<v Speaker 2>from various other people's people.

<v Speaker 1>So she's like, I just want to.

<v Speaker 2>Confirm it that, yes, there was a fart machine in

<v Speaker 2>his So that's funny. There's no going back now. Disney

<v Speaker 2>has signed a one billion dollar deal with Open Ai

<v Speaker 2>for a three year licensing agreement, becoming the first major

<v Speaker 2>content company to license intellectual intellectual intellectual I got to

<v Speaker 2>stop taking Viking for the show to license intellectual property

<v Speaker 2>to an AI platform. So what that means if you're

<v Speaker 2>a fan of like that Sora video generator, okay, you

<v Speaker 2>can actually go on and have access to two hundred

<v Speaker 2>different Disney, Marvel, Pixar Star Wars characters. So now you

<v Speaker 2>can create videos of yourself like fighting Darth Vader or

<v Speaker 2>you know, hanging in the uphouse.

<v Speaker 1>You know, Okay, that's kind of cool kind of need.

<v Speaker 1>That's kind of cool.

<v Speaker 2>Maybe you want to have a Thanksgiving dinner with Mickey

<v Speaker 2>Mouse and.

<v Speaker 1>Iron Man Boom.

<v Speaker 2>You can make it now with these videos and a

<v Speaker 2>couple and Disney is.

<v Speaker 1>Giving the green light to it. That's pretty no going

<v Speaker 1>back now, you guys. And I hate I hate that.

<v Speaker 1>I like that. It's kind of cool. Like it. I

<v Speaker 1>just want to fight Darth Vader, you know, I don't know.

<v Speaker 4>I like it.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you'll be fine with it. I do like this story.

<v Speaker 2>Amazon is currently testing Ultra Fast Deliveries. Deliveries it'll get

<v Speaker 2>to your door in about thirty minutes.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, it was like next day. How much faster can

<v Speaker 3>we get?

<v Speaker 1>Thirty minutes?

<v Speaker 3>Okay?

<v Speaker 2>They are testing it in two places, Seattle and Philadelphia,

<v Speaker 2>and if it goes.

<v Speaker 1>Well there, they're on expanding. Won't be free as of

<v Speaker 1>right now.

<v Speaker 2>With thirty minute delivery, you can tack on fourteen dollars

<v Speaker 2>per order, but if you're a Prime member, it's going

<v Speaker 2>to be additional four dollars and a small small basket

<v Speaker 2>fee of two dollars will be added to orders below fifteen.

<v Speaker 2>So I guess if you need it now, you can't

<v Speaker 2>get out of the house, you're sick, maybe you need

<v Speaker 2>formula for your kiddo or something.

<v Speaker 1>You can get it in thirty minutes or less. Eventually.

<v Speaker 1>I like this.

<v Speaker 3>It's nice, but it's not groundbreaking.

<v Speaker 1>No. I mean, we've all ordered pizzas right.

<v Speaker 4>Thirty minutes or lesser. It's free, exactly like it's happened.

<v Speaker 1>But this is different than just a pizza, which is

<v Speaker 1>what they special Like.

<v Speaker 4>I get that it's a new Amazon thing, but we've

<v Speaker 4>had stuff thirty minutes or less.

<v Speaker 2>Easy peasy, right, yeah, But if you got a hankering

<v Speaker 2>for a Snickers bar, you know who's going to bring

<v Speaker 2>it to you.

<v Speaker 3>A drone now right into your window.

<v Speaker 1>Have you had the thing? Do you have an Alexa?

<v Speaker 1>I do not.

<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't trust them.

<v Speaker 1>I'm getting it. I don't.

<v Speaker 2>Alexi's got a new voice now. They've got like an

<v Speaker 2>advanced Alexa and it was tested out yesterday on my speakers.

<v Speaker 2>The kids are messing around with it. It is like

<v Speaker 2>an actual person in the room talking.

<v Speaker 4>I don't.

<v Speaker 2>And I was like, well, just another way for them

<v Speaker 2>to upsell us and charge us, because it's like you

<v Speaker 2>can test it now. I was like, Oh, they're going

<v Speaker 2>to totally upcharge us on this, so don't get used

<v Speaker 2>to a kids. Yeah, like legitimate, like you were talking

<v Speaker 2>to a woman in the room with you, the back

<v Speaker 2>and forth.

<v Speaker 4>See, I thought it was funn when you could give

<v Speaker 4>them like an English accent. That's like when I lived

<v Speaker 4>with my friends there, Alexa talked from like she was

<v Speaker 4>from Australia. Yeah, and I loved it. I was just like,

<v Speaker 4>you know, so that I can understand, but a real person,

<v Speaker 4>I think.

<v Speaker 3>That would freak me out.

<v Speaker 1>It's real, all right there, yeah, all right.

<v Speaker 2>One final thing, I have a woman delivered her baby

<v Speaker 2>in the backseat of a Waymo self driving taxi. She

<v Speaker 2>was actually in there going to the University of California

<v Speaker 2>San Francisco hospital. The vehicle detected unusual activity inside the

<v Speaker 2>car and went ahead and contacted emergency services. But by

<v Speaker 2>the time the taxi reached the hospital, the birth had

<v Speaker 2>already occurred. Hopefully it's a self cleaning car as well, right.

<v Speaker 3>But she so she delivered her own baby.

<v Speaker 1>Essentially, it just comes out, Katie.

<v Speaker 3>That's how.

<v Speaker 1>There's not much to it.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, take it back right now. There are sixty six

<v Speaker 4>hundred languages out there. You decided to talk smack today.

<v Speaker 4>Turn it around, Turn that around.

<v Speaker 1>I mean it's coming, it's coming. You just gotta just no,

<v Speaker 1>push a little bit, just push a little bit and

<v Speaker 1>you grab it. No, no, oh, come on, I saw it.

<v Speaker 1>I've been there twice. Didn't you have watched? And that

<v Speaker 1>was in a pinch. Nicole could have done it on

<v Speaker 1>her own, easy, easy. I mean they did it for

<v Speaker 1>a millennium. You buy it, you find a stick.

<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I need to take a lap for her. Totally

<v Speaker 3>done it.

<v Speaker 1>If you were in a TAXI, did coming have done it.

<v Speaker 3>I didn't have any drugs when I delivered Zoe. I

<v Speaker 3>did that all natural.

<v Speaker 4>I could do it, okay, but you're.

<v Speaker 1>You know, drugs because I was told it was better,

<v Speaker 1>was it? Yeah? I did.

<v Speaker 3>I don't have anything too. I don't. I only did

<v Speaker 3>it once and it hurt. So Nicole I did.

<v Speaker 2>A long time before she finally got the drugs for

<v Speaker 2>our first one. Yeah, And the nurses were finally like,

<v Speaker 2>why are you waiting so long?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

<v Speaker 3>I just have a window.

<v Speaker 4>And so once that window passes, like that did happen

<v Speaker 4>to me where I was.

<v Speaker 3>Like, No, I don't want it.

<v Speaker 1>I don't want it.

<v Speaker 3>I don't want it, and then when I wanted it,

<v Speaker 3>I couldn't have it anymore. It was too late.

<v Speaker 4>But our plan was for me not to have it

<v Speaker 4>because just the stories and everything, and I just I

<v Speaker 4>didn't want it.

<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to do it that way.

<v Speaker 1>So you didn't cry or nothing. Baby came out crying.

<v Speaker 1>She didn't cry or nothing.

<v Speaker 3>I cried, and then I had a whole pizza.

<v Speaker 2>And once Nicole finally got the epidural, She's like, why

<v Speaker 2>did I wait?

<v Speaker 3>So I know I know a lot of people.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, mentioned that didn't look that hard, all right, Joshua,

<v Speaker 4>you got for sports just making you mad?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't look at all. Yeah, this just comes out

<v Speaker 1>on its own.

<v Speaker 5>Gravity right, let's stand up, Okay, alright, alright.

<v Speaker 3>You want to direct those emails, calls and texts?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's easy, I agree with jerr. My mom had

<v Speaker 1>two whole births, so she kind of did it on

<v Speaker 1>her own. Yeah, all right, what you got? All right?

<v Speaker 1>This is funny. Jason Kelsey.

<v Speaker 5>He is now taking a page out of his future

<v Speaker 5>sister in law Taylor Swift's book, and he got in

<v Speaker 5>the studio Lee recently. Jason Kelsey is the former Center

<v Speaker 5>and Super Bowl champion for the Philadelphia Eagles, and he

<v Speaker 5>wanted to spread some holiday cheer by creating a song

<v Speaker 5>that is all about beer.

<v Speaker 1>Let's take a little.

<v Speaker 2>Apologies all of you listening that have alcohol issues this

<v Speaker 2>time the lyrics.

<v Speaker 1>Remember that's why he created.

<v Speaker 2>Apologies if you have substance abuse issues the same year.

<v Speaker 3>No, but Jason loves beer exactly. You can keep at it,

<v Speaker 3>keep bad, keep at it.

<v Speaker 4>Just because they can't drink doesn't mean other people can't,

<v Speaker 4>you know, that's how that works.

<v Speaker 1>But stay strong, it's strong.

<v Speaker 5>Very lyrics are easy to remember when you have a

<v Speaker 5>few beers.

<v Speaker 1>It sounds like a football player wrote it, right, It

<v Speaker 1>sounds like a lineman.

<v Speaker 3>What they say about hits, it's everyone can sing along

<v Speaker 3>to it? Not right, there's a hit there you go.

<v Speaker 3>There's not anyone who can't sing along to that one.

<v Speaker 1>At ready to crack open a cold one right now?

<v Speaker 4>Right?

<v Speaker 1>You choose doctor Pepper. Oh, good choice for local.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, let's talk about what do you want to

<v Speaker 4>hear about Colorado getting some national love for our holiday spirit?

<v Speaker 3>Sure is a good one.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, USA Today, So they put out a list of

<v Speaker 4>the best holiday day attractions across the nation, so they

<v Speaker 4>asked their readers to vote on it, and they looked

<v Speaker 4>at things like zoo lights, festive amusement parks, botanic gardens.

<v Speaker 5>And more.

<v Speaker 4>But right here in Colorado we took the ninth and

<v Speaker 4>tenth spot, so coming in at number ten.

<v Speaker 3>The Georgetown Christmas Market.

<v Speaker 4>I haven't been out to that one yet, but I

<v Speaker 4>love trains and so I feel like they would do

<v Speaker 4>a good job right integrating their train history in with

<v Speaker 4>all the Christmas lights, and they say the USA Today

<v Speaker 4>article said specifically the attractions that made this one so

<v Speaker 4>great was the European marketplace, the roasted chestnuts, horse drawn

<v Speaker 4>wagon rides, and their alpine beer garten. So yeah, there's

<v Speaker 4>a lot of things out there in Georgetown that helped

<v Speaker 4>them make the list. But I just love going out

<v Speaker 4>to Georgetown in general. Read ay, Yes, why do you

<v Speaker 4>love training so much?

<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

<v Speaker 5>I just it's the holiday train, That's what it is,

<v Speaker 5>super festive. It's really.

<v Speaker 1>In general the trains.

<v Speaker 4>I think the thing is is my grand I really

<v Speaker 4>like trains and so he had some.

<v Speaker 2>Like generally, it's like a sixty year old man who

<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden it's into train collecting and setting

<v Speaker 2>up miniature trains in his basement.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, generally a dude thing. I never hear any woman

<v Speaker 1>say I love trains.

<v Speaker 4>My grandpa did it. And then I dated a guy

<v Speaker 4>who his grandpa collected trains, so he then in turned

<v Speaker 4>collected trains and we would have the entire like train

<v Speaker 4>set up with the tracks and the little town and

<v Speaker 4>the people, and.

<v Speaker 3>We would set that up.

<v Speaker 4>Our entire garage was full of train pieces for a

<v Speaker 4>little bit.

<v Speaker 3>Train and run it.

<v Speaker 4>Yes so, but yeah, so it just kind of fascinated

<v Speaker 4>me because I didn't even realize Georgetown had such a

<v Speaker 4>train history in their museum Georgetown, Yeah, that they're famous

<v Speaker 4>for until he told me that, because he said his

<v Speaker 4>grandpa used to take him out there all the time

<v Speaker 4>to hang out in the trains and look at all

<v Speaker 4>that stuff.

<v Speaker 3>So you just love this song, don't I See?

<v Speaker 1>If we had the whole thing is I was gonna

<v Speaker 1>play it.

<v Speaker 3>That's pretty great.

<v Speaker 4>But yeah, So the Georgetown Christmas Market, and then the

<v Speaker 4>other one that made the list coming to number coming

<v Speaker 4>in at number nine was the Denver Chris Kindle Market.

<v Speaker 4>And of course that one everybody knows about it iconic,

<v Speaker 4>It went to a Raria campus this year, right because

<v Speaker 4>they're doing construction out there in the spot where it

<v Speaker 4>has been. But I mean, my gosh, that thing is

<v Speaker 4>famous for so many reasons and people just absolutely love it.

<v Speaker 4>Zoe was getting out there this next weekend and she

<v Speaker 4>hasn't been, so she's also pretty pumped to be able

<v Speaker 4>to do that for the first time.

<v Speaker 3>That's one I've never been to either.

<v Speaker 4>So you should go to a couple of things I

<v Speaker 4>need to check out here right here in our community.

<v Speaker 4>And then let's do one more because the National Western

<v Speaker 4>Stock Show is gonna kick off now, yeah, I know.

<v Speaker 4>They have named their Grand Marshal for this year's festivities.

<v Speaker 3>Peaked course iconic.

<v Speaker 1>With his kids.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, he is gonna mosey on over Center. January eighth

<v Speaker 3>is one.

<v Speaker 4>It all kicks off in Denver, and so as the

<v Speaker 4>Grand Marshal, he gets duty of duty.

<v Speaker 1>That's cool.

<v Speaker 4>Certain things up, which is always a parade that's unsettling

<v Speaker 4>to all those giant animals.

<v Speaker 3>Giant animals, it's cold.

<v Speaker 1>Usually they're just steer with the horns.

<v Speaker 3>Was it wasn't it last year?

<v Speaker 4>The traffic there was a big storm or something, right,

<v Speaker 4>So the cows couldn't make it down from Colorado Spring.

<v Speaker 3>It was like the first time.

<v Speaker 4>They weren't able to be in the parade for many

<v Speaker 4>years because of the weather and whatnot. But yeah, there's

<v Speaker 4>a lot of iconic stuff that happens with the stock

<v Speaker 4>show and so Peak Cours.

<v Speaker 3>I don't think they could have picked a better Graham Marshall.

<v Speaker 1>True that you know Colorado legendary.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, I mean they can't get more Colorado than Peak Cores.

<v Speaker 2>Dam straight, pretty neat, I'm straight. There's your hype this morning, guys,

<v Speaker 2>mile high hype. But Jeremy, Katie, Josh