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Andy: ho, And welcome to the special
post festive edition of page 94.

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My name's Andrew Hunter Murray.

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I'm here in the Eye Studio with
Helen Lewis and Adam McQueen.

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We're all wearing hats.

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But we're not here to talk about the hats.

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We're here because

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special,

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Adam: Can we talk about that?

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Andy: Please?

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Stop.

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Sniggering.

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Adam: Guys,

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Helen: it's the way You've got a ball

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if you're here.

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It's

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Adam: Your little
Christmas elf is so sweet.

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Andy: sweet.

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Hello.

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Welcome to page 94.

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We are doing a special end of year,
Christmas slash new year quiz.

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Very exciting.

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This is always very hotly contested.

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we've each written around the other
two are gonna contest in each round.

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Can I, can we just start with
a sense check of our, buzzers.

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If you hear this noise,
that's Helen buzzing in.

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If you hear this one,

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Adam: slays ring.

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How you listening,

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Andy: And this one,

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Adam: the clanging Chimes of doom

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Andy: is me.

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Thank you.

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Brilliant.

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I'll kick off with the
roundabout UK politics this year.

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Adam: Woohoo.

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Andy: fingers on those buzzers.

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Or bells or Horns

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Helen: Yeah.

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Andy: Liz Trus sent Kia Starr a
cease and desist letter in January.

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What was she asking?

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Stama to stop doing a presiding
over a culture of decline.

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B, telling everyone what
his father did for a living.

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C. Letting migrants come here from Cali
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Helen: saying she crashed the

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Andy: economy.

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Yes, that's right.

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one to kick off.

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Her letter was six pages long.

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it said Stama had harmed her reputation
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seat in the 2024 general election.

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She said it also wasn't a
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technically didn't involve a fall
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Very comforting.

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For those of you listening with mortgages,

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Adam: ever, there was a
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was the world.

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I think It may not even have
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Anyway, there we go.

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We're off the blocks.

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Helen.

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One point, next up.

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Also in January this year, Mike Amesbury,

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MP admitted assault by beating
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fight with a constituent in his
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He's now no longer a labor mp, but what
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Was it local transport infrastructure?

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it GP appointment availability?

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it the rise in antisocial
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Adam: it was a transport one, wasn't it?

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Andy: Transport.

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Adam: was about buses.

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Andy: Helen, do you want to weigh in?

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Helen: I think it was,
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Andy: GP appointments.

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Helen: I'm gonna say GP appointments.

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Andy: Adam wins it.

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It was transport infrastructure,
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I'll just tell you quickly what it was.

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It was about the 99-year-old
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Adam: which of us hasn't
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Andy: street about that?

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It's about, this bridge is a terrific
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fraud with a village of
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does, it's due for substantial repair
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mile detours for some local residents.

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the works have begun, but
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they haven't finished yet.

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Apparently they'll be
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One point to Adam.

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So you both, you've both got honor now.

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So now let's just carry on,

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Adam: Even though we've got
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Andy: next up, the s
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The party's former deputy
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think one of the youngest
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What is her new media based
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Will she be doing communications
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Will she be on the next
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Will she be starring an illegal
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be the voice of the lifts in the
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of lift Lifts.

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Helen: I'm gonna go

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Mack 'cause it's funny, but
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Andy: Oh, I'm sorry you've
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She's going to be in illegal drama
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She's gonna be playing, I think,
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I know, obviously it's not the lift at
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The Robert Burns Birthplace Museum
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I, you should have known that

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there.

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McQue McQueen.

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Adam: the tragedy.

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Andy: It's not a tragedy.

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Helen: I went out canvasing when I
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when she won that seat in 2015.

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She'd just finished her final year at
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Alexander, who was then shadow foreign

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of a labor Big beast.

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Happy ending though.

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She's in illegal drama,
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Andy: So, everyone's got something out.

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Adam: and neither of them
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Known to us all.

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Helen: Handy Hendy

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Andy: received a fine.

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Andy: Peter Hendy Rail Minister received
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Littering outta the
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you he's a rail minister, Was he
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vandalism in the lieu
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Helen: I wanna go

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Adam: train.

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'cause you can't open the windows
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Helen: the ones in the vestibule you

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I'm gonna go for, what was the third one?

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Andy: Unwarranted use of the horn.

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Adam: Very good.

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Helen: people what that might sound like.

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Andy: I'm afraid he used his
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Helen: That's one I didn't buy.

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'cause I was like, why
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was for a, It was for a
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Andy: he can, think of that
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the six points on his license.

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He's got and a fine

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right now.

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We've had some quite trivial
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Peter Hendy.

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but let's move to some
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Which of these subjects has
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little videos about this year?

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going to migrant camps in Northern
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Was it b going to a car boot sale,
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spitfire to complain that young people
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d following fly tippers in a hired Van.

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Helen: I'm going spitfire just because
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Andy: Oh, I'm so sorry.

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What's What?

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He went off in a spitfire.

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Adam: He went

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Helen: I didn't even know
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Adam: right.

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turned, Raising awareness.

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He's not doing terribly well,

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Andy: is he?

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but he went up in a spitfire to, to
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know about the Battle of Britain.

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Helen: in, they have a gunner seat
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Adam: sadly not an ejector seat.

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Helen: I just, I'm trying to re summon
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but that was a lot of, that was the
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Andy: I'd just like to shut down any
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Spitfire doesn't have a separate gunner's
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We don't need to get into this area.

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Andy: Murray drops a line.

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and Tell us what you think.

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What Genrich didn't do this year was
following flight tippers in a hired Van.

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He did

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go up in a spitfire.

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He did go to migrant camps in
Northern France to call the fuzz,

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and he did go to car boot sales.

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looking

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for stolen goods.

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Adam: And he did walk round talking
about fly tipping, didn't he?

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In Hansworth?

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Yes.

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that's

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when the Van.

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I, he

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wasn't,

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Helen: how has he not been
to that big field in Oxford?

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That's full of, fly tip.

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You, I could still see him surfing down

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Andy: there.

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Helen: anyway, Robert,
if you're listening,

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Andy: absolutely.

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staying with the Conservative
party for the moment, which of

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these items was not available to
buy or on display at this year's?

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Tory conference was a Margaret Thatcher?

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Toby Jug.

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Was it a Thatcher
Christmas bobble reading?

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ho, ho.

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No,

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Helen: If you've invented that, then
that's, they should get on that.

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Andy: Was

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it an AI Thatcher, which allowed her
to speak on current policy matters,

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or was it a Thatcher impersonator
on the decks at one of the parties?

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Adam: is the Christmas ball.

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You made that one up.

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Andy: Okay.

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Helen: I'm

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okay, but just to be different.

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I'm gonna go with the AI Thatcher

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Andy: guys.

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This is a low scoring quiz so far.

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You're both wrong.

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The thing that wasn't there was
a Thatcher impersonator on the

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decks at one of the parties.

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To my knowledge, I did search and try
and find out if that had happened.

308
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No, they had, they had the Christmas
bobs and they had, the AI Thatcher.

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Adam: I remember the, AI Thatcher.

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you

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Andy: could

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just

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Adam: post a letter to her couldn't you?

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And she would come back to
you from beyond the grave.

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A

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Helen: It's like a Ouija board.

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That's

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a bit tasteless.

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Andy: little bit.

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They also had some of
her outfits on display.

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Yeah.

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Helen: Great.

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Great outfits

324
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Andy: showing that they're a
party looking to the future.

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It's also a hundred years
this year since she was born.

326
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Adam: Wow.

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Andy: I know.

328
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Next question.

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This is now the Fabric of Parliament
Bit as part of its ongoing renovation.

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What did the Houses of Parliament spend
nearly 10 million pounds on this year?

331
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Was it a single door which
trapped disabled people inside it?

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Was it an entire building of
windows which concentrate the sun

333
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on it a lift for some falcons?

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Or was it some paint, which
turns out to contain lead.

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Adam

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Adam: lead

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Andy: It's

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the

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It's

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the door.

341
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Adam's.

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got it.

343
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It's the door.

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It's the door

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Adam: the door.

346
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It's the door on the House
of Lord's entrance, isn't

347
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Andy: it?

348
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it's absolutely that.

349
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And it has trapped people in wheelchairs
inside it, and it needs a security

350
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officer to press a button to operate it.

351
00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:03,522
It's,

352
00:10:03,522 --> 00:10:06,672
a bad door, but it's only cost
9.6 million pounds, to be fair.

353
00:10:07,812 --> 00:10:08,202
I know.

354
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Helen: I feel, again, it's one of those
things where you feel like I got to

355
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probably about for fair, about 500 quid.

356
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install the door that

357
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Adam: but as expensive

358
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metaphors go.

359
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the wing of the,

360
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Andy: yes.

361
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Adam: The White

362
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House is probably a, bit,
of a better one, isn't

363
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Andy: it?

364
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Yeah, absolutely.

365
00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:25,077
and just so you know, there was a
project to Rehouse the resident, I think

366
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it's Peregrine Falcons, but that cost
a mere 80,000 pounds to rehouse, two

367
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of them, or 40,000 pounds of Falcon.

368
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Bargain.

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Adam: quite right, too.

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Yeah.

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And More appreciated than
any other inhabitants.

372
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Helen: To be fair, I imagine
that they do sterling work in

373
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how many, imagine what town?

374
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Clean pigeon droppings off all that Like

375
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Andy: yeah, absolutely.

376
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Helen: They earn their
weight in whatever they get

377
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Adam: scrap.

378
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:48,468
Helen: of bacon.

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Andy: next up

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disruptors.

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who does,

382
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Adam: oh sorry.

383
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I think you were just addressing this.

384
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No.

385
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Andy: this time.

386
00:10:56,157 --> 00:11:00,417
Who does Zara Sultana say she and former
potential co-leader of your party?

387
00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:01,617
Jeremy Corbin alike.

388
00:11:01,677 --> 00:11:03,597
Is it Princess Harry and William?

389
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Is

390
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it the Gallagher Brothers?

391
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Is it the

392
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MFRs or is it Can and

393
00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:07,887
Abel,

394
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Helen: It's the Gallagher

395
00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:10,892
Andy: the Gallagher It's
the Gallagher Brothers

396
00:11:11,142 --> 00:11:11,562
Helen: Do I like it?

397
00:11:11,562 --> 00:11:12,402
You like the MVAs?

398
00:11:12,402 --> 00:11:14,982
They're just like, they've
got one who's a fascist sist.

399
00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:17,262
One who's a lesbian.

400
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,252
One likes horses,

401
00:11:18,897 --> 00:11:19,247
Adam: Great.

402
00:11:20,272 --> 00:11:21,237
Andy: It is the Gallaghers.

403
00:11:21,237 --> 00:11:22,107
She said in October.

404
00:11:22,107 --> 00:11:24,297
I know that I'm in Manchester,
so I have to reference Liam and

405
00:11:24,297 --> 00:11:25,677
Noel Gallagher if they can do it.

406
00:11:25,677 --> 00:11:28,437
Of course, me and Jeremy can after this.

407
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:32,247
She then organized a speech simultaneously
with Jeremy's for the first night

408
00:11:32,487 --> 00:11:32,787
and then

409
00:11:32,787 --> 00:11:33,754
boycotted the following day

410
00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:36,047
So

411
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Harmony remains,

412
00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:40,092
Helen: to be fair, it took them
20 years to need the money enough

413
00:11:40,092 --> 00:11:41,112
to get back together again.

414
00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:43,542
So maybe it will all
work out okay for Zara

415
00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:43,847
Andy: Good.

416
00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:44,552
point.

417
00:11:44,557 --> 00:11:45,373
Very good point.

418
00:11:48,497 --> 00:11:49,067
Couple more.

419
00:11:49,937 --> 00:11:52,367
of these is the odd one out and why

420
00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:56,928
gonna be strict On Lucy Powell,
New deputy leader of Labor.

421
00:11:57,298 --> 00:11:57,448
Adam: Yep.

422
00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:58,008
Andy: Yeah.

423
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:58,638
Nick Robinson.

424
00:11:59,568 --> 00:12:02,133
Laura Konberg, Donald Trump.

425
00:12:04,198 --> 00:12:04,708
Adam: Lucy Powell's

426
00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:06,118
gonna feel terrible that
she needed glossing.

427
00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:08,308
You thought we wouldn't know who
the deputy leader at Labor was.

428
00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:08,833
Andy: I'm sorry.

429
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,453
Donald Trump, president of the USA.

430
00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:10,903
There we go.

431
00:12:11,383 --> 00:12:11,593
Adam.

432
00:12:11,728 --> 00:12:12,568
Adam: Donald Trump's American.

433
00:12:12,823 --> 00:12:13,333
Andy: Correct?

434
00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:16,843
I can't give it you.

435
00:12:17,643 --> 00:12:17,993
Adam: Sorry.

436
00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:18,953
that was correct.

437
00:12:19,193 --> 00:12:19,873
I wanna point

438
00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:21,928
Helen: only one of them's president.

439
00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:23,398
this could get ridiculous.

440
00:12:23,638 --> 00:12:24,238
is it about.

441
00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:25,783
Suing people.

442
00:12:26,053 --> 00:12:27,553
Andy: It's not, shall I tell

443
00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:28,765
Helen: it about having a podcast?

444
00:12:30,013 --> 00:12:30,103
Andy: It's

445
00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:30,403
about having a

446
00:12:30,403 --> 00:12:30,643
modern thing.

447
00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:36,118
account, one of them has this and the
other three have merely, been and the

448
00:12:36,118 --> 00:12:39,928
other three have been victims of a
scam claiming they've got a such a I'm

449
00:12:39,928 --> 00:12:41,090
gonna put you all outta your misery.

450
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:41,368
It's

451
00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:42,253
Helen: Oh,

452
00:12:44,248 --> 00:12:44,368
Andy: the

453
00:12:44,368 --> 00:12:47,158
first three, Powell, Robinson and
Coonsburg, they have all been hacked

454
00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:51,538
on Twitter, by hackers posting
adverts for fictional meme coins.

455
00:12:52,498 --> 00:12:56,398
Powell's was the, dollar sign,
HCC, the House of Commons coin.

456
00:12:57,028 --> 00:12:58,528
Nick Robinson had the dollar sign.

457
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,888
Today coin, only President
Donald Trump has actually

458
00:13:01,888 --> 00:13:03,208
launched his own cryptocurrency.

459
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:07,048
The dollar sign, Trump and the
value since launch is down by 85%.

460
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:07,828
Adam: What

461
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:08,593
was the Kosberg one?

462
00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:09,898
Kosberg GR Grand.

463
00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:11,548
Andy: I actually don't,
I didn't write down.

464
00:13:11,548 --> 00:13:12,628
It's the only one I didn't write down.

465
00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:14,578
Again, with your laser-like
journalism skills,

466
00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:14,908
Adam, you

467
00:13:14,938 --> 00:13:15,268
Adam: found,

468
00:13:15,268 --> 00:13:15,328
in

469
00:13:15,718 --> 00:13:16,888
Andy: and you've zeroed in on it.

470
00:13:20,038 --> 00:13:20,398
Final

471
00:13:20,398 --> 00:13:20,638
one.

472
00:13:21,358 --> 00:13:22,018
What did.

473
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:25,908
Kent County Council spend 11,000
pounds on this year prompting

474
00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:30,673
taking down patriotic flags?

475
00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:33,218
Was it a logo for its Doge department?

476
00:13:33,883 --> 00:13:34,063
Was

477
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,423
it equality, diversity and inclusion
training, or was it imitation

478
00:13:37,423 --> 00:13:39,078
coal fires for its offices?

479
00:13:40,843 --> 00:13:41,113
Adam,

480
00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:43,843
Adam: was it taking the
flags down so they could put

481
00:13:43,843 --> 00:13:44,143
Christmas

482
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:44,503
Andy: decorations?

483
00:13:44,503 --> 00:13:45,283
It was taking down the

484
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:48,643
Adam: flags, yes, because then
Warwick, the 12-year-old, is in charge

485
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,143
of Warwick Council, said that he.

486
00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:53,023
was going to take all the flags down
and stall them very, carefully and

487
00:13:53,023 --> 00:13:54,223
put them back up in January as a

488
00:13:54,478 --> 00:13:55,138
Andy: Lovely,

489
00:13:55,198 --> 00:13:56,098
lovely.

490
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:56,848
yes.

491
00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:58,468
what an exciting round.

492
00:13:58,468 --> 00:13:59,128
That was it.

493
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:00,688
Adam, I think you've won.

494
00:14:00,863 --> 00:14:01,083
Oh,

495
00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:02,023
Adam: Oh,

496
00:14:02,128 --> 00:14:03,118
Andy: very close round.

497
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:05,578
Three, two Close but low scoring.

498
00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:06,508
as

499
00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:07,318
close, but

500
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:07,948
rubbish.

501
00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:08,923
Helen: wait,

502
00:14:09,703 --> 00:14:10,393
I wouldn't get cocky.

503
00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:11,353
We're about to get into Adam's

504
00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:12,778
Andy: Yeah, absolutely.

505
00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:14,293
well done everyone.

506
00:14:14,293 --> 00:14:15,133
I had a great time.

507
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:15,853
I hope you did too.

508
00:14:15,913 --> 00:14:17,983
Adam: I would just like to say it's
not a difficult round if you've

509
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,008
been bothering to read the Streets
of Shame pages in private high.

510
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,273
All year.

511
00:14:21,273 --> 00:14:22,953
or rather, for about the
first six months of this year.

512
00:14:22,953 --> 00:14:25,383
'cause that's when I got bored going
through them and thinking up questions.

513
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:25,713
So

514
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:28,378
Andy: right.

515
00:14:28,378 --> 00:14:28,828
Far away

516
00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:33,258
Adam: this Christmas sees Murdoch's
children, James, Elizabeth, and Prudence.

517
00:14:33,408 --> 00:14:33,918
firmly

518
00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:37,818
on Father Rupert's naughty list
and Lan Grayson Chloe getting

519
00:14:37,818 --> 00:14:39,228
extra helping is a plumb pudding.

520
00:14:39,408 --> 00:14:42,378
But how much did Dad shell out to
each of his least favorite children

521
00:14:42,498 --> 00:14:46,038
to settle the succession battle over
his business empire in September?

522
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,563
Andy: $1 billion.

523
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,113
Helen: $300

524
00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:53,913
Adam: a pound.

525
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,848
Helen: doesn't really matter
when he's gone for a Alright.

526
00:14:57,988 --> 00:14:58,528
Adam: you're both, right.

527
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,238
Andy, do I give this to you as close?

528
00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:01,858
$1.1 billion.

529
00:15:01,858 --> 00:15:01,918
Wow.

530
00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:02,143
Helen: Wow.

531
00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,528
Adam: 810 million pounds.

532
00:15:04,618 --> 00:15:04,798
Thank you.

533
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:07,168
So someone's having a
lovely Christmas dinner.

534
00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:10,678
this So one point to Andy so far,

535
00:15:11,023 --> 00:15:14,412
, 
How much cash did Tortoise Media
hand over to the Guardian in order

536
00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:15,942
to take over the Observer newspaper?

537
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:16,137
Helen: This

538
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:17,712
Adam: go on, Helen.

539
00:15:17,712 --> 00:15:17,877
Was

540
00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:18,947
Helen: it one pound?

541
00:15:20,637 --> 00:15:20,997
Andy: can I?

542
00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:24,117
Helen: was technically minus
ended up putting a big investment

543
00:15:24,777 --> 00:15:25,977
Andy: I think it's 5 million

544
00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:29,537
That The guardian paid,

545
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,107
it is either five or 25.

546
00:15:32,187 --> 00:15:33,297
Adam: It was the Guardian pa, right?

547
00:15:33,297 --> 00:15:35,577
You've got, you've, both of
you're gonna get a point on

548
00:15:35,592 --> 00:15:35,957
Helen: that Yeah,

549
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,947
Adam: you both got different
hearts it was a trick question.

550
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:41,037
it was actually the Guardian
who paid tortoise to take

551
00:15:41,037 --> 00:15:42,027
the observer off their hands.

552
00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:45,477
They put 5 million pounds of investment
into them and said, that's your problem.

553
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,477
Now you've gotta deal with It both get a

554
00:15:47,652 --> 00:15:50,022
Helen: bargaining by the Guardian, wasn't
it, in that essentially the initial

555
00:15:50,022 --> 00:15:51,852
offer was a pound and then they ended up

556
00:15:51,937 --> 00:15:52,617
Andy: can we actually give

557
00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:52,737
you

558
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:53,527
Adam: 5 million?

559
00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:54,677
Helen: just desperate

560
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:57,837
Andy: 2025

561
00:15:57,997 --> 00:16:00,577
Adam: an unexpected change
of astrologer, unexpected,

562
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:01,147
you see what I've done there?

563
00:16:01,207 --> 00:16:04,897
unexpected change of astrologer at the
Daily Mail with Oscar Cana, replaced

564
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:08,617
by his cousin Jemima, the daughter of
original horoscope, botherer Jonathan.

565
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:09,427
What

566
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,947
was Oscar's surprising parting revelation?

567
00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:16,497
Helen: Hadn't he communicated
with a ghost of someone?

568
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,367
Quite important.

569
00:16:21,132 --> 00:16:21,372
Adam: no.

570
00:16:21,372 --> 00:16:23,532
I think that you're, think you can come
back to the Tory party conference now.

571
00:16:24,072 --> 00:16:24,582
The Ai

572
00:16:24,582 --> 00:16:24,972
Thatcher,

573
00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:26,292
Helen: oh, do

574
00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:26,652
Adam: quite A

575
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,252
simple one.

576
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,687
It's one all of us might be
capable of making about horoscopes

577
00:16:29,982 --> 00:16:31,337
Helen: as, and this all, it was all fraud.

578
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:32,172
It's all made up.

579
00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:33,432
Adam: Well, effectively, yes.

580
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,162
He said, I don't think I can predict
the future much better than anyone

581
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,172
else, and neither did my uncle.

582
00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:40,542
who was of course, the best
paid journalist on Fleet

583
00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:41,172
Andy: Street for very

584
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:41,772
many years.

585
00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:46,227
Helen: Hang on a minute, but did, did,
was he outed or did he resign of his own

586
00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,727
volition going, I can't do it anymore.

587
00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:48,237
I don't care.

588
00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:49,167
They're all the same.

589
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,607
There's no difference
between Libra and Aquarius.

590
00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:51,762
Adam: was just ousted by

591
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:54,072
his, by his cousin who does fancy to go.

592
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,397
Helen: I do remember that
being an incredibly good story.

593
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:57,357
But

594
00:16:57,672 --> 00:16:57,822
Adam: was

595
00:16:57,822 --> 00:16:58,272
a fun one.

596
00:16:58,277 --> 00:16:58,317
Yeah.

597
00:16:58,832 --> 00:16:59,082
okay.

598
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:01,782
Royal News, the Prince and Princess
of Wales dispatched a letter

599
00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:02,832
to newspapers via their lawyers

600
00:17:02,832 --> 00:17:04,332
Mishcon Dere at the beginning of the year,

601
00:17:04,602 --> 00:17:04,992
complaining

602
00:17:04,992 --> 00:17:06,762
about invasions of their family's privacy.

603
00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:12,072
What particular phrase as featured in the
Male Express Hello and Okay magazines.

604
00:17:12,222 --> 00:17:13,332
Were they particularly concerned

605
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:16,462
Andy: Ooh,

606
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,726
Helen: Surely it's not all grown

607
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:20,581
Adam: I'm afraid.

608
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:20,881
It is.

609
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:21,061
This

610
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:21,211
is

611
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,341
the most tasteless, Christmas
question, I'm afraid.

612
00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:23,491
Yeah.

613
00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:24,301
All grown up.

614
00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:27,931
Specifically they said the media
presenting their 11, nine and 6-year-old

615
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:31,561
children in a more adult-like manner
than it's appropriate may lead to

616
00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:34,896
fascination and even potential online.

617
00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:38,746
Andy: did one of the papers age them
up to say, this is what they're gonna

618
00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:39,566
look like when they're grownups?

619
00:17:39,646 --> 00:17:39,936
Adam: Yeah.

620
00:17:40,171 --> 00:17:40,441
Yeah.

621
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:42,661
They've done that A bit dodgy

622
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:46,456
So in conclusion,

623
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:52,666
name all three entities that have
nearly bought the telegraph this year.

624
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:53,566
Andy: Oh, oh, but haven't?

625
00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:58,126
Adam: I'm gonna let Yandy you are behind,
so I'm gonna let you go on that one.

626
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:00,976
Helen: Oh, you can all get red bird, Andy.

627
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:01,106
Andy: Bird?

628
00:18:01,106 --> 00:18:01,256
Actually,

629
00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:02,626
Adam: Nadi Nadim.

630
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:03,346
Not just Redbird.

631
00:18:03,346 --> 00:18:03,706
Come on.

632
00:18:03,706 --> 00:18:04,576
I need specifics.

633
00:18:04,636 --> 00:18:05,836
Helen: red Bird IMI

634
00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:07,096
Adam: this year.

635
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:10,076
Andy: Redbird China edition

636
00:18:11,326 --> 00:18:11,806
Adam: effectively.

637
00:18:11,806 --> 00:18:11,986
But I

638
00:18:12,031 --> 00:18:13,051
Helen: Redbird Taylor's version K

639
00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:13,451
Andy: Pyong Yang.

640
00:18:17,711 --> 00:18:18,371
Kim Jong.

641
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:18,651
Un,

642
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:20,596
Helen: The Daily Mail group,

643
00:18:20,761 --> 00:18:21,411
Andy: Boko Haram.

644
00:18:23,324 --> 00:18:24,286
Adam: Between you, you've got one.

645
00:18:25,131 --> 00:18:27,826
Helen: were worried that Boca Harrah's
market share would be too large.

646
00:18:28,246 --> 00:18:30,796
Adam: The Daily Mail group are
currently in the running to take him

647
00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:31,876
over at some point in the new year.

648
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:35,476
the Redbird who, tried to buy it
from the original, and current

649
00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:37,486
owners, Redbird, IMI, were Redbird

650
00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:37,996
Capital.

651
00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:39,751
Can

652
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,241
you remember the person who running at the

653
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:42,451
Helen: beginning?

654
00:18:42,451 --> 00:18:43,321
Oh, dove.

655
00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:44,191
Dove foreman.

656
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:44,731
No, that's the

657
00:18:44,836 --> 00:18:46,216
Andy: No Divo Divo.

658
00:18:46,966 --> 00:18:47,386
Doy

659
00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:47,881
Adam: Just

660
00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:48,181
go with

661
00:18:48,181 --> 00:18:50,971
All unlikely vowels in the,
in in the name David and you.

662
00:18:50,971 --> 00:18:51,331
will get

663
00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:51,466
Andy: there.

664
00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:51,481
David.

665
00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:51,711
David.

666
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:52,771
Adam: Do David Une.

667
00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:53,221
Yes.

668
00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:54,541
Owner of the New York Sun.

669
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,361
Helen: I think we should deserve
a point for that because that

670
00:18:57,361 --> 00:18:57,451
was

671
00:18:57,676 --> 00:18:58,186
Adam: have a point.

672
00:18:58,186 --> 00:18:58,336
It's

673
00:18:58,381 --> 00:18:58,621
Andy: Christmas,

674
00:18:58,906 --> 00:18:59,326
Adam: whatever.

675
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:00,811
Helen: you.

676
00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:01,081
Well done.

677
00:19:01,126 --> 00:19:01,486
Adam: means you

678
00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:02,836
both equal on three?

679
00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:03,586
in this round At the

680
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:03,916
moment.

681
00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,296
So it's all very, exciting.

682
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:05,676
What

683
00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:08,796
is unusual about Daily Mail
website hack Melody Fletcher

684
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:10,416
Ting

685
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:10,626
go on.

686
00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:11,421
Andy: doesn't, exist.

687
00:19:11,796 --> 00:19:13,056
Adam: Yep, that's exactly it.

688
00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:16,596
She is a pseudonym used by journalists
who either don't want to put their

689
00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:19,416
real names to the stories they're
obliged to write because they're

690
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,546
afraid of the reaction from fans.

691
00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:23,286
Of people like Taylor Swift,

692
00:19:23,286 --> 00:19:23,366
who

693
00:19:23,391 --> 00:19:24,711
Helen: I think they're
fans of the Daily Mail

694
00:19:24,756 --> 00:19:24,936
Adam: Get

695
00:19:24,936 --> 00:19:25,806
Monster online.

696
00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:27,936
So they just put the name
Melody Fletcher on it instead.

697
00:19:28,326 --> 00:19:30,606
Or they just put the name Melody
Fletcher on it because they just so

698
00:19:30,606 --> 00:19:32,286
embarrassed by what Appalling crap.

699
00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:34,406
Helen: I thought you were say
she was gonna be ai, but that's

700
00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:35,426
like the

701
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:36,701
Adam: pre ai, she's literally

702
00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:40,406
Helen: like Alan, Hollywood film directors
using Alan Smithy when they didn't want

703
00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:41,651
Adam: Yeah, it's exactly that.

704
00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:41,921
It was

705
00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:42,551
the story.

706
00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:46,586
over, 11 in Stranger clapped back against

707
00:19:48,431 --> 00:19:48,611
Andy: Yeah.

708
00:19:48,611 --> 00:19:48,731
After

709
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:48,866
that,

710
00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:50,636
Adam: They just started putting
Melody Fletcher on absolutely

711
00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,706
anything they wrote about her,
but various other people as well.

712
00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:57,596
The telegraph in a front page,
exclusive, revealing what it claimed

713
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,696
was a free speech row in March.

714
00:19:59,846 --> 00:20:04,136
Described comments, reform, supporter, and
peculiar plumber Charlie Mullins had made

715
00:20:04,991 --> 00:20:05,741
criticizing

716
00:20:05,741 --> 00:20:08,891
London's mayor in what might
be termed a robust manner.

717
00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:09,671
What

718
00:20:09,671 --> 00:20:10,451
did Mullins actually

719
00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:11,561
Andy: say about

720
00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:11,651
car?

721
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,191
Yeah, go on.

722
00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:13,916
He said something like,
someone should kill

723
00:20:14,164 --> 00:20:14,321
Adam: him.

724
00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:15,551
He said Exactly.

725
00:20:15,851 --> 00:20:16,991
Someone should kill him.

726
00:20:16,991 --> 00:20:17,591
Specifically.

727
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:19,331
Time to dump the Muslim mayor.

728
00:20:19,391 --> 00:20:20,591
Someone should kill him.

729
00:20:20,591 --> 00:20:22,151
That's free Speech telegraph

730
00:20:22,961 --> 00:20:24,251
Helen: It's fairly unambiguous, isn't it?

731
00:20:24,251 --> 00:20:25,061
It's not really.

732
00:20:25,061 --> 00:20:25,721
The dog whistle.

733
00:20:25,721 --> 00:20:25,901
There.

734
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:26,651
Adam: one

735
00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:27,071
more,

736
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:27,161
Helen: the

737
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:28,421
Adam: Andy.

738
00:20:29,741 --> 00:20:30,011
You just,

739
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:30,731
Helen: I just

740
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:31,001
love my

741
00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:31,751
Adam: we are gonna take that

742
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:34,356
away from you at the end of the
recording, You can't just keep it forever.

743
00:20:35,171 --> 00:20:35,951
Helen: It's very dusty.

744
00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:37,016
I don't think people have been using it

745
00:20:37,421 --> 00:20:39,191
Adam: We haven't used it since
last year as Christmas, Chris.

746
00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:40,511
That's why it's been sitting on a shelf

747
00:20:41,171 --> 00:20:41,741
celebrating

748
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,951
her first full decade as Editor The
guardian's, Kath Weiner boasted this

749
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:48,491
spring that when she had taken over,
the guardian was making big losses and

750
00:20:48,491 --> 00:20:50,231
the business model was not sustainable

751
00:20:50,591 --> 00:20:50,771
In

752
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,091
2015 that year.

753
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:54,861
The guardian's losses
stood at 17.6 million.

754
00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:56,451
What did they stand out in?

755
00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:57,501
2025.

756
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,276
Andy: numbers?

757
00:20:59,966 --> 00:21:01,186
Helen: 17.7 million

758
00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:03,926
can we just say about, I say

759
00:21:05,779 --> 00:21:06,206
Andy: higher,

760
00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:07,376
Adam: higher.

761
00:21:07,376 --> 00:21:08,186
Helen: hundred million.

762
00:21:08,486 --> 00:21:09,056
Adam: Lower.

763
00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:12,686
24.3 million.

764
00:21:13,196 --> 00:21:14,876
Although the Guardian does
prefer to term them as.

765
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:18,956
Adjusted cash outflow for the operating
business, which is a rather wonderful

766
00:21:19,796 --> 00:21:21,166
And it was down for 37 million

767
00:21:21,926 --> 00:21:22,106
Andy: should

768
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:22,196
say.

769
00:21:22,256 --> 00:21:22,316
Oh, Okay.

770
00:21:22,556 --> 00:21:22,676
to

771
00:21:22,676 --> 00:21:22,796
be

772
00:21:23,066 --> 00:21:25,006
Helen: And it went through
profitability for a while, didn't

773
00:21:25,521 --> 00:21:25,941
Adam: Yeah.

774
00:21:25,941 --> 00:21:26,901
And then straight out the other

775
00:21:26,944 --> 00:21:27,146
Helen: side

776
00:21:27,446 --> 00:21:27,896
and we were like, oh, we don't like

777
00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:28,016
Andy: this.

778
00:21:28,106 --> 00:21:28,886
Oh,

779
00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:30,866
Helen: It's not the guardian way.

780
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:31,516
Adam: Right.

781
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,076
I think Andy was closest on that.

782
00:21:33,076 --> 00:21:34,701
So I'm gonna give Andy
a point on that one.

783
00:21:36,141 --> 00:21:40,431
and in your final question, the
Daily Express was way out ahead

784
00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:43,701
in 2024 as the most successfully
complained about newspaper.

785
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:49,071
with Seven breaches of the editor's code
and ipso obliged corrections this year.

786
00:21:51,621 --> 00:21:53,086
higher or lower

787
00:21:54,131 --> 00:21:54,791
Helen: Gotta be higher.

788
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:56,711
Andy: I'll be sporting and

789
00:21:57,371 --> 00:21:57,821
Adam: I'm gonna, I'm

790
00:21:57,821 --> 00:21:58,511
gonna need a honk.

791
00:21:59,892 --> 00:22:00,401
need a ding.

792
00:22:01,601 --> 00:22:01,961
Andy: Lower.

793
00:22:02,576 --> 00:22:03,296
Adam: You're wrong, Andy.

794
00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:04,016
They were all higher.

795
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:04,826
Oh, there was higher.

796
00:22:05,036 --> 00:22:05,756
12 of them.

797
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,196
12 complaints upheld so far.

798
00:22:07,436 --> 00:22:08,066
And amazingly,

799
00:22:08,336 --> 00:22:08,666
every

800
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,706
single one of them was
from the same complainant.

801
00:22:11,186 --> 00:22:14,156
who is a man called Alan Williams Key,
who seems to have made his full-time

802
00:22:14,156 --> 00:22:17,606
job just to complain
about inaccurate coverage

803
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:18,896
in the Daily Express.

804
00:22:18,896 --> 00:22:18,956
Wow.

805
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:19,106
Andy: Wow.

806
00:22:19,106 --> 00:22:20,126
Does he have a special subject?

807
00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:20,576
Do we know?

808
00:22:20,726 --> 00:22:21,026
Is it

809
00:22:21,246 --> 00:22:21,446
he's

810
00:22:21,446 --> 00:22:21,676
particularly

811
00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:24,976
Adam: keen on economics and
criticisms of Rachel Reeves.

812
00:22:25,507 --> 00:22:26,606
He's not as far as I know.

813
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,286
Related he's

814
00:22:28,286 --> 00:22:28,856
Helen: Rachel Reeves.

815
00:22:29,066 --> 00:22:29,726
only fan.

816
00:22:30,086 --> 00:22:30,726
That's exciting.

817
00:22:31,991 --> 00:22:35,681
Adam: and on that round we have a
total of four for Helen and five for

818
00:22:35,701 --> 00:22:36,021
Andy: handing.

819
00:22:36,161 --> 00:22:36,381
Yes.

820
00:22:37,016 --> 00:22:39,146
Helen: just a wipe out for
me over and over again.

821
00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:41,156
Andy: Did you lose the last one as well?

822
00:22:41,336 --> 00:22:41,456
I did.

823
00:22:41,456 --> 00:22:41,846
I'm sorry.

824
00:22:41,846 --> 00:22:42,206
Helen

825
00:22:42,206 --> 00:22:44,276
Helen: and I, but by default lost this one

826
00:22:44,276 --> 00:22:45,086
Andy: because I know you're competitive.

827
00:22:45,086 --> 00:22:45,956
I know you're competitive.

828
00:22:45,956 --> 00:22:46,046
And

829
00:22:46,101 --> 00:22:46,431
Helen: It's fine.

830
00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:46,711
I actually

831
00:22:46,736 --> 00:22:47,816
Andy: be really sticking in the craw.

832
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:50,576
Helen: I've actually tried to this.

833
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:50,786
Yeah.

834
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:51,806
I've really learned to be humble,

835
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:55,970
This is the 12 Trumps of Christmas.

836
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:56,840
Adam: Oh, brilliant.

837
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:57,430
Fantastic.

838
00:22:57,650 --> 00:23:00,860
Helen: Which of the following did Donald
Trump not do on his first day in office?

839
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:03,230
Now this will be multiple choice A ban.

840
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:06,800
TikTok B, change the name of
Denali back to Mount McKinley.

841
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:10,910
C. Declare there are only two
sexes or D withdraw from the WHO.

842
00:23:12,362 --> 00:23:12,860
Andy: Ooh,

843
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,390
Helen: Adam.

844
00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:18,540
Adam: Is it the banning TikTok because
they did preemptively canceled themselves,

845
00:23:20,195 --> 00:23:20,615
Helen: okay

846
00:23:21,425 --> 00:23:24,725
Andy: I'll say the mountain thing,
which he probably did do at some

847
00:23:24,725 --> 00:23:26,195
point, but didn't do on day one.

848
00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:27,725
Helen: He did do it on day one.

849
00:23:27,725 --> 00:23:30,335
It is in fact banning
TikTok as, as you observed.

850
00:23:30,845 --> 00:23:31,265
instead,

851
00:23:31,265 --> 00:23:33,845
he seems to plan to frog it off
to some of his mates and still

852
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:35,045
have the algorithm run by China.

853
00:23:37,175 --> 00:23:41,045
As Elon Musk time and Doge drew
to a close, he appeared at a White

854
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,365
House event with a black eye.

855
00:23:42,815 --> 00:23:46,115
It is generally agreed that he was
decked by Scott Besant, the treasury

856
00:23:46,115 --> 00:23:50,585
secretary who hates But who did
Elon try and blame the injury on?

857
00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:52,505
Andy: His we lad

858
00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:54,455
Helen: can you gimme the name of his wi?

859
00:23:54,575 --> 00:23:54,935
We lad

860
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,180
Andy: XI source code

861
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,060
forward

862
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:58,420
slash

863
00:23:59,795 --> 00:24:00,755
Helen: absolutely final.

864
00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:01,235
This one.

865
00:24:01,235 --> 00:24:02,855
New document to X?

866
00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:03,125
Yes.

867
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:04,805
like a, no, this

868
00:24:05,650 --> 00:24:06,150
is like a,

869
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:07,210
Andy: this

870
00:24:07,265 --> 00:24:09,125
Helen: like one of us trying
to file a piece through the,

871
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,415
subs on the Monday morning.

872
00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:13,085
Yeah, no, absolutely use this one.

873
00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:14,495
yes.

874
00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:19,085
I was just horsing around with little X
and I said go ahead, punch me in the face.

875
00:24:19,175 --> 00:24:19,805
And he did.

876
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:20,945
Mr. Musk explained

877
00:24:21,095 --> 00:24:21,605
Adam: if only he would

878
00:24:21,605 --> 00:24:24,005
extend this invitation
to would be a better

879
00:24:24,845 --> 00:24:25,325
Helen: Okay?

880
00:24:25,775 --> 00:24:29,135
In May, after the death of Pope
Francis, suggest could be the

881
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:33,826
next Pope tweeting an AI generated
image of them in full papal regalia

882
00:24:35,746 --> 00:24:36,856
It was of course himself.

883
00:24:36,856 --> 00:24:37,271
Yes.

884
00:24:38,596 --> 00:24:38,716
else.

885
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:43,486
No, it was not, which political disruptor
explained his nickname like this.

886
00:24:43,846 --> 00:24:45,706
I use it as my LinkedIn username.

887
00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:48,376
People on LinkedIn take
themselves super seriously and

888
00:24:48,376 --> 00:24:49,456
they're pretty averse of risk.

889
00:24:49,456 --> 00:24:51,146
And I was like, I wanna be
no there of those things.

890
00:24:51,561 --> 00:24:54,571
So I just said it, and honestly, I
didn't think anybody would notice.

891
00:24:55,921 --> 00:24:56,071
Andy: Is

892
00:24:56,071 --> 00:24:56,251
it.

893
00:24:56,581 --> 00:24:59,461
The guy from Doge who's called Big Balls?

894
00:25:00,091 --> 00:25:04,366
Helen: It is the guy from Doge,
who's called Big Balls, Edward

895
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,341
Adam: forgotten Big Balls.

896
00:25:05,341 --> 00:25:05,761
Wow.

897
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:06,421
Helen: I'm

898
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,006
afraid Big Balls has now left Doge.

899
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:13,066
Much like the Ravens leaving the Tower
of London, big balls has departed.

900
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:13,516
Yes.

901
00:25:14,926 --> 00:25:15,496
well done.

902
00:25:15,496 --> 00:25:15,766
Yeah.

903
00:25:15,826 --> 00:25:16,066
Yeah.

904
00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:16,636
Doing very well.

905
00:25:16,636 --> 00:25:17,086
Both of you.

906
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:19,001
Andy: I think we're connected
on LinkedIn here and I, so

907
00:25:20,626 --> 00:25:22,216
Helen: I wonder if it was in
the middle of his name or if

908
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:23,506
that was just his first name.

909
00:25:23,506 --> 00:25:27,826
So anyway, we can investigate this
later in July, which political

910
00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:32,986
candidate was accused by arrival of
slapping fannies and killing grannies.

911
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:36,956
Adam: I

912
00:25:36,956 --> 00:25:38,221
mean, that surely that's Trump, isn't

913
00:25:38,221 --> 00:25:38,431
it?

914
00:25:38,461 --> 00:25:38,851
Helen: It wasn't.

915
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,231
Not in this case, no.

916
00:25:40,231 --> 00:25:42,731
And this was, I would say the
American fanny meaning bottom.

917
00:25:43,561 --> 00:25:43,591
Andy: Oh,

918
00:25:43,621 --> 00:25:43,771
I think

919
00:25:43,771 --> 00:25:45,121
Adam: of grabbing pussies
on time, not slapping

920
00:25:45,121 --> 00:25:45,421
Fannie,

921
00:25:46,801 --> 00:25:48,781
Andy: I'll say RFK.

922
00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:52,621
Helen: Again, a good guess, but no,
it was Andrew Cuomo candidate for New

923
00:25:52,621 --> 00:25:56,146
York Mayor who had earlier resigned
his governor of New York over sexual

924
00:25:56,146 --> 00:25:59,861
harassment allegations and his
COVID policies around care homes.

925
00:26:00,406 --> 00:26:01,456
The phrase comes from

926
00:26:01,456 --> 00:26:01,606
his

927
00:26:01,741 --> 00:26:02,701
Adam: I just have a moment because

928
00:26:02,701 --> 00:26:06,121
you bring up RFK and that contest has just
brought back the poem and it's just, I

929
00:26:06,346 --> 00:26:06,916
Helen: you are my

930
00:26:07,216 --> 00:26:08,506
just, you are my valley.

931
00:26:08,896 --> 00:26:09,376
I am your.

932
00:26:09,998 --> 00:26:10,201
Andy: look.

933
00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:10,741
let's press on.

934
00:26:10,741 --> 00:26:11,761
People are full of crisp with food.

935
00:26:11,761 --> 00:26:12,241
They wanna hear this.

936
00:26:12,241 --> 00:26:12,601
s much.

937
00:26:12,631 --> 00:26:12,931
Oh

938
00:26:12,991 --> 00:26:13,321
Adam: yes.

939
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:13,831
They'll bring it up.

940
00:26:14,411 --> 00:26:17,081
Helen: the phrase comes from, his
Republican rival, Curtis Lier.

941
00:26:17,761 --> 00:26:19,411
Andy: It's a very good political phrase.

942
00:26:19,481 --> 00:26:22,031
Helen: It's, and delivered in a
proper New York accent as well.

943
00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:25,241
a proper, I'm walking here
slapping Fannie killing grannies.

944
00:26:25,391 --> 00:26:25,901
It was great.

945
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:26,191
Andy: I'm

946
00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:26,581
still

947
00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:27,001
stuck

948
00:26:27,001 --> 00:26:28,441
on wondering whether big balls is related.

949
00:26:28,441 --> 00:26:28,741
To Ed

950
00:26:28,859 --> 00:26:32,646
Helen: Bulls, but Ed Bulls always used
to tell a joke about his name, which

951
00:26:32,646 --> 00:26:33,936
was like, don't feel sorry for me.

952
00:26:33,936 --> 00:26:35,436
Feel sorry for my sister, Ophelia.

953
00:26:35,941 --> 00:26:37,321
Andy: Lovely, lovely.

954
00:26:37,366 --> 00:26:40,156
Adam: wanna know if his big ball's All
one word, like you said, or whether it's

955
00:26:40,156 --> 00:26:43,126
like Meat Loaf, who like to be referred
to by people who Interviewed him.

956
00:26:43,126 --> 00:26:44,236
I was one as Mr. Loaf.

957
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:44,686
Really?

958
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:45,016
Yeah.

959
00:26:45,016 --> 00:26:45,286
Yeah.

960
00:26:45,286 --> 00:26:45,296
Yeah.

961
00:26:45,796 --> 00:26:47,896
And I'm afraid, I was told that
just as I was entering the room to

962
00:26:47,896 --> 00:26:48,161
interview,

963
00:26:49,096 --> 00:26:49,606
be called Mr.

964
00:26:49,606 --> 00:26:49,876
Loaf.

965
00:26:49,996 --> 00:26:50,806
So I entered the room going,

966
00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:54,361
Andy: that.

967
00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:54,631
No, we

968
00:26:54,631 --> 00:26:55,111
didn't get on,

969
00:26:55,471 --> 00:26:57,121
there's a Meatloaf tribute
Act called Pete Loaf.

970
00:26:57,511 --> 00:26:57,721
That's

971
00:26:57,721 --> 00:26:58,111
brilliant.

972
00:26:58,611 --> 00:26:59,011
yeah.

973
00:26:59,011 --> 00:26:59,401
Anyway,

974
00:26:59,431 --> 00:26:59,851
Sorry,

975
00:27:00,061 --> 00:27:00,331
Carry on.

976
00:27:00,331 --> 00:27:00,391
In

977
00:27:01,351 --> 00:27:04,591
Helen: In October, Donald Trump
posted a video of himself flying over

978
00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:08,521
the No Kings protestors wearing a
crown and dropping a what on them?

979
00:27:10,111 --> 00:27:12,271
I'm gonna give it to you,
although sound travels.

980
00:27:12,571 --> 00:27:13,441
Yeah, it's they

981
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:14,311
Andy: Gee, I've got the advantage.

982
00:27:14,311 --> 00:27:15,151
I think it was.

983
00:27:15,691 --> 00:27:17,521
CGI poo.

984
00:27:19,051 --> 00:27:19,441
Adam: it was,

985
00:27:19,441 --> 00:27:20,551
your the

986
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,766
papers insisted that it

987
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:22,621
was ambiguous, didn't they?

988
00:27:22,621 --> 00:27:22,921
They said

989
00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:24,001
a brown liquid.

990
00:27:24,901 --> 00:27:25,951
And then second mention, they

991
00:27:25,951 --> 00:27:26,611
said resembling

992
00:27:27,151 --> 00:27:27,691
Helen: Yes.

993
00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:30,121
The New York Times in its
classic way was like, we can't be

994
00:27:30,121 --> 00:27:32,161
absolutely sure it's human poo.

995
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,141
But that was, definitely the implication.

996
00:27:34,141 --> 00:27:34,411
Yeah.

997
00:27:35,431 --> 00:27:35,921
Adam: that can be said of

998
00:27:38,941 --> 00:27:42,601
just Dumping poo on your own
and We might do it, but you

999
00:27:42,601 --> 00:27:43,761
wouldn't necessarily publicize

1000
00:27:44,011 --> 00:27:46,891
Helen: You think you could imagine
kiss actually dumping poor people,

1001
00:27:46,891 --> 00:27:48,421
just not tweeting about it.

1002
00:27:48,661 --> 00:27:50,821
What's an allegation to make at Christmas?

1003
00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:55,801
Which of the following did Secretary of
Defense or other Secretary of War, Pete

1004
00:27:56,101 --> 00:27:56,251
Heer,

1005
00:27:56,251 --> 00:27:59,191
not attack in a rambling speech
to which he summoned all American

1006
00:27:59,191 --> 00:28:00,781
military personnel in September?

1007
00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:05,431
Was it A Fat Troops B, fat
Generals and Admirals, C,

1008
00:28:05,881 --> 00:28:06,211
beos,

1009
00:28:06,391 --> 00:28:09,511
or D people who claim exemptions
from military service on

1010
00:28:09,511 --> 00:28:10,441
spurious health grants?

1011
00:28:11,896 --> 00:28:12,526
Adam,

1012
00:28:12,631 --> 00:28:13,231
Adam: Boulogne Spurs,

1013
00:28:13,231 --> 00:28:13,561
isn't it?

1014
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:14,101
It's the last

1015
00:28:14,596 --> 00:28:14,926
Helen: It was.

1016
00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:17,626
I did a bit of their, of topical
satire related to the fact that

1017
00:28:17,626 --> 00:28:21,161
Donald Trump got out of the draft for
the Vietnam War had Boulogne spurs

1018
00:28:22,276 --> 00:28:22,426
Andy: satire

1019
00:28:22,651 --> 00:28:23,611
Adam: about the Vietnam War.

1020
00:28:23,611 --> 00:28:24,481
That's what they come here.

1021
00:28:24,481 --> 00:28:24,541
for.

1022
00:28:24,561 --> 00:28:24,761
Andy: for,

1023
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:27,076
question please.

1024
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:27,286
Yes.

1025
00:28:27,286 --> 00:28:28,456
What is a beard though?

1026
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:28,546
It's

1027
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:29,411
Helen: a person with a be.

1028
00:28:29,836 --> 00:28:30,316
Andy: Oh, okay.

1029
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,456
Helen: but in a sort of hippie-ish way.

1030
00:28:33,836 --> 00:28:36,506
And there's a slightly sinister overtone
to it because most of the people who

1031
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,656
have medical exemptions from shaving
are black guys who have a particular

1032
00:28:39,656 --> 00:28:42,476
condition where your follicles get
irritated by shaving, which is much

1033
00:28:42,476 --> 00:28:44,276
more common, people with darker skin.

1034
00:28:44,786 --> 00:28:49,136
And and, also, yeah, the people
with religious exemptions too.

1035
00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:53,096
so there is a, slightly unfortunate
undertone to his, the war on Beos.

1036
00:28:53,506 --> 00:28:53,596
Adam: I

1037
00:28:53,596 --> 00:28:55,576
would just like to one out
there today, I'm not only a beo,

1038
00:28:55,576 --> 00:28:59,121
but I am wearing my XMA hat.

1039
00:29:01,126 --> 00:29:01,306
I'm,

1040
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:02,626
with the woke brigade this Christmas,

1041
00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:04,194
Helen: Merry Wokeness wasn't there?

1042
00:29:04,194 --> 00:29:05,754
I'm sure there was a GB news section.

1043
00:29:05,754 --> 00:29:06,414
It was called Merry

1044
00:29:06,774 --> 00:29:10,974
Adam: Almost It's been canceled and
you'll have to call it Winterville.

1045
00:29:11,094 --> 00:29:12,219
Andy: I'll just say Happy holes.

1046
00:29:12,894 --> 00:29:12,904
yeah,

1047
00:29:14,424 --> 00:29:18,504
Helen: Who was revealed to have written
these words this upon a time, an

1048
00:29:18,504 --> 00:29:22,254
intelligent, sharp witted man they call
mysterious parachuted into my life.

1049
00:29:22,704 --> 00:29:27,414
He would spend many hours just waiting
for him often, no sooner were you used

1050
00:29:27,414 --> 00:29:30,804
to having him around, he would suddenly
be alone again, leaving you with

1051
00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:35,304
some interesting friends to entertain
instead, the gentle jingle that says, a

1052
00:29:35,949 --> 00:29:37,689
Adam: the gentle jingle that says,
I'm just so relieved that you

1053
00:29:37,689 --> 00:29:39,069
didn't quote what he wrote to her.

1054
00:29:39,129 --> 00:29:40,029
It's Olivia Nazi,

1055
00:29:40,084 --> 00:29:40,224
Helen: isn't

1056
00:29:40,224 --> 00:29:40,314
it?

1057
00:29:40,344 --> 00:29:41,034
It is not?

1058
00:29:41,634 --> 00:29:42,354
no, it is not

1059
00:29:42,804 --> 00:29:43,439
Adam: Oh, Okay.

1060
00:29:43,444 --> 00:29:43,524
Blamy.

1061
00:29:43,944 --> 00:29:43,974
Andy: Oh.

1062
00:29:45,069 --> 00:29:49,569
I'll say British GB News hack
Beverly Turner talking about Donald

1063
00:29:50,634 --> 00:29:51,234
Helen: It is not.

1064
00:29:51,234 --> 00:29:51,564
It is,

1065
00:29:51,579 --> 00:29:53,394
Adam: Is it Donald Trump
talking about GB news Hack.

1066
00:29:53,394 --> 00:29:53,934
Beverly Turner.

1067
00:29:54,399 --> 00:29:54,609
Andy: it

1068
00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:56,259
Is it Ghislaine

1069
00:29:56,964 --> 00:29:58,494
Helen: It's in that You getting warmer?

1070
00:29:58,944 --> 00:29:59,484
Oh, warmer.

1071
00:29:59,484 --> 00:30:02,019
Adam: It was, it is Peter
Mandelson about Epstein, isn't it?

1072
00:30:02,064 --> 00:30:02,394
Helen: It is.

1073
00:30:02,394 --> 00:30:03,624
Peter Manon about Epstein.

1074
00:30:03,624 --> 00:30:06,504
I'm not gonna give you that point
because you had five wrong answers

1075
00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:08,094
before that and you've made your own bed

1076
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:08,304
there.

1077
00:30:10,369 --> 00:30:10,849
Andy: What did he say?

1078
00:30:10,849 --> 00:30:11,149
A A

1079
00:30:11,784 --> 00:30:12,414
Helen: A man commenter.

1080
00:30:12,564 --> 00:30:15,894
And then you'd be left with some
interesting friends to entertain instead.

1081
00:30:15,984 --> 00:30:16,734
Again, not a thing.

1082
00:30:16,734 --> 00:30:18,744
You want to later been
discovered to written in the

1083
00:30:18,744 --> 00:30:20,064
birthday book of a pedophile

1084
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:22,824
up there with, let's play
again soon from Andrew.

1085
00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:25,149
One.

1086
00:30:25,149 --> 00:30:25,659
Here go.

1087
00:30:26,019 --> 00:30:26,829
It's, happening now.

1088
00:30:27,069 --> 00:30:32,739
In November, US journalist Ryan Lizza
accused his ex-fiancee Olivia Nazi, also a

1089
00:30:32,739 --> 00:30:36,969
journalist of having an affair with former
presidential candidate Mark Sanford.

1090
00:30:37,776 --> 00:30:41,436
Back in 2009 when Sanford ducked
outta his campaign to visit his

1091
00:30:41,436 --> 00:30:45,976
mistress in South America, which
incredible euphemism did he deploy?

1092
00:30:46,606 --> 00:30:47,146
Okay, ready?

1093
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,956
This is it, a boating in the Ozarks

1094
00:30:50,986 --> 00:30:51,436
two

1095
00:30:51,856 --> 00:30:54,421
B. Hiking the Appalachian Trail

1096
00:30:55,201 --> 00:31:00,601
C playing hacky sack in Maine, or d
attending a hoedown in Harrisburg.

1097
00:31:03,076 --> 00:31:03,196
Andy: I'll

1098
00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:03,376
say,

1099
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:04,366
Adam: it's

1100
00:31:04,366 --> 00:31:05,446
the hiking in the Appalachians.

1101
00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:07,216
'cause you've enjoyed
the others far too much.

1102
00:31:08,304 --> 00:31:08,536
clearly.

1103
00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:08,746
Or in

1104
00:31:08,806 --> 00:31:09,466
Andy: I'm gonna, I'm gonna go for it.

1105
00:31:09,466 --> 00:31:10,666
I'm gonna say a hoedown

1106
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:10,846
in

1107
00:31:10,951 --> 00:31:11,761
Helen: in Harrisburg.

1108
00:31:11,761 --> 00:31:11,771
Harrisburg.

1109
00:31:12,061 --> 00:31:13,021
I've been to Harrisburg.

1110
00:31:13,231 --> 00:31:15,361
It would be a lovely place to have
a hoan, but no, it was of course

1111
00:31:15,361 --> 00:31:16,711
hiking the Appalachian Trail.

1112
00:31:16,861 --> 00:31:19,196
It's very much their version
of, Ugandan discussions.

1113
00:31:21,361 --> 00:31:23,821
Okay, who am I talking about here?

1114
00:31:24,211 --> 00:31:27,271
He is a former world leader
who once dressed up as Al

1115
00:31:27,271 --> 00:31:29,041
Ladin at a private school where

1116
00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:29,146
Andy: could,

1117
00:31:29,161 --> 00:31:29,386
Helen: taught.

1118
00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:32,641
You don't even wanna hear
the other half of I do.

1119
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:33,241
The couple.

1120
00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:35,071
You've already preemtively, belled.

1121
00:31:35,506 --> 00:31:36,536
Andy: I know who the couple is.

1122
00:31:37,216 --> 00:31:38,296
Is it Justin Trudeau and Katy

1123
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:38,506
Helen: Perry?

1124
00:31:38,506 --> 00:31:38,656
It's, yay.

1125
00:31:39,016 --> 00:31:40,216
Adam: Yay.

1126
00:31:40,726 --> 00:31:41,596
Andy: But who's she?

1127
00:31:41,896 --> 00:31:43,756
Helen: She went into space ish this year.

1128
00:31:43,756 --> 00:31:44,356
They're now

1129
00:31:44,551 --> 00:31:45,451
Andy: She went on a plane.

1130
00:31:45,466 --> 00:31:45,766
Helen: Yeah,

1131
00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:49,516
I read, I did this with
my husband as a, dry run.

1132
00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:51,466
And I have to say he was
interesting the other ones.

1133
00:31:51,466 --> 00:31:53,176
And then this one he
lept on like a salmon.

1134
00:31:53,176 --> 00:31:54,686
He was like, I think you'll find
that's Justin Trudeau and Katie

1135
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:55,336
Perry.

1136
00:31:56,326 --> 00:31:57,856
so well done for being equally lowbrow.

1137
00:31:57,856 --> 00:31:58,186
Andy.

1138
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:03,976
Which Great American novel provided the
theme for both a party at the wedding of

1139
00:32:03,976 --> 00:32:08,596
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez and Donald
Trump's Halloween party at Maa Largo.

1140
00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:10,786
Andy,

1141
00:32:10,921 --> 00:32:15,841
Andy: I think the Bezos wedding
featured a strong, great Gatsby theme.

1142
00:32:16,321 --> 00:32:18,511
About oblivious rich people.

1143
00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:19,396
Helen: You're right.

1144
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:20,626
Two people decided you haven't

1145
00:32:20,686 --> 00:32:20,986
Adam: read The

1146
00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:22,236
Andy: Gatsby you

1147
00:32:22,336 --> 00:32:22,786
Adam: read The Great

1148
00:32:22,890 --> 00:32:23,056
Helen: Gatsby?

1149
00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:26,776
funny you should say that because the
Trump bash a b, c reported was themed.

1150
00:32:26,866 --> 00:32:31,396
A little party never killed nobody
referencing a song from the 2013

1151
00:32:31,396 --> 00:32:32,356
film adaptation of the Scopic

1152
00:32:32,716 --> 00:32:33,136
Fitzgerald

1153
00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:33,826
Adam: It did.

1154
00:32:33,886 --> 00:32:34,726
That's the whole point,

1155
00:32:34,726 --> 00:32:34,906
Helen: isn't it?

1156
00:32:34,951 --> 00:32:35,071
Andy: it?

1157
00:32:35,131 --> 00:32:35,341
Yes.

1158
00:32:36,376 --> 00:32:39,316
Helen: It's also a novel that
is heavily about, Eugenics,

1159
00:32:39,316 --> 00:32:39,526
right?

1160
00:32:39,586 --> 00:32:42,886
It's about racism and the background
is that book, the Passing of the White

1161
00:32:42,886 --> 00:32:44,356
Race, or the Passing of the Great Race.

1162
00:32:44,716 --> 00:32:45,316
So again.

1163
00:32:45,691 --> 00:32:47,016
More on the nose than perhaps that

1164
00:32:47,101 --> 00:32:48,091
Adam: And also this was a Halloween party.

1165
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:49,051
Helen: Spooky.

1166
00:32:49,081 --> 00:32:49,801
Spooky Gatsby.

1167
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,161
Sexy.

1168
00:32:50,311 --> 00:32:51,181
Sexy Gatsby.

1169
00:32:51,991 --> 00:32:52,351
Yeah.

1170
00:32:52,351 --> 00:32:52,411
Is

1171
00:32:52,426 --> 00:32:52,576
Andy: that,

1172
00:32:53,026 --> 00:32:55,486
the Leonardo de DiCaprio
and Toby McGuire film?

1173
00:32:55,531 --> 00:32:56,186
Helen: is, yes.

1174
00:32:56,356 --> 00:32:56,686
Andy: A

1175
00:32:57,736 --> 00:32:58,546
Helen: It's too long.

1176
00:32:58,546 --> 00:33:00,766
I've always looked at, I've gone,
I don't need two and a half hours.

1177
00:33:00,766 --> 00:33:02,266
The book's only about 128.

1178
00:33:02,266 --> 00:33:03,286
Andy: read the book at that time.

1179
00:33:03,861 --> 00:33:06,586
Helen: And then you wouldn't get
the beats, boats born, ceaselessly

1180
00:33:06,586 --> 00:33:07,876
back, all that sort of stuff.

1181
00:33:07,906 --> 00:33:10,719
Anyway, Recently, the American
Conservative Movement has been torn

1182
00:33:10,719 --> 00:33:14,529
apart by the decision of JD Vance's
friend Tucker Carlson, formerly of

1183
00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:18,789
Fox News, to platform the Antisemite
and grouper leader Nick Fuentes.

1184
00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:25,404
Which of the following did they not
discuss on a recent A, whether Iran

1185
00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:29,874
was a bigger intelligence threat to
America than OnlyFans B, the concept of

1186
00:33:30,204 --> 00:33:36,834
FL C, whether it's appropriate to wear
pajamas on airplanes or D, whether wives

1187
00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:38,154
should be subordinate to their husbands.

1188
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:40,539
plausible.

1189
00:33:40,539 --> 00:33:41,259
I know, right?

1190
00:33:41,289 --> 00:33:42,999
Adam: That Helen has actually
listened to the whole of

1191
00:33:43,149 --> 00:33:43,899
Andy: this podcast and he

1192
00:33:43,899 --> 00:33:44,829
Adam: is gonna make us suffer

1193
00:33:44,859 --> 00:33:45,729
Helen: through question about

1194
00:33:45,729 --> 00:33:45,819
it

1195
00:33:46,047 --> 00:33:46,179
Andy: well.

1196
00:33:47,919 --> 00:33:52,959
I, think the appropriate attire on
planes was something that the transport

1197
00:33:52,959 --> 00:33:54,759
secretary recently said in a speech.

1198
00:33:54,759 --> 00:33:56,979
So I think that's the one that,
and I of course didn't make it

1199
00:33:56,979 --> 00:33:57,579
into his pod tuck.

1200
00:33:57,584 --> 00:33:57,679
Carlson

1201
00:33:57,729 --> 00:33:59,499
Adam: will have a particular
interest in that because he's

1202
00:33:59,499 --> 00:34:00,969
savaged by demons in his sleep, isn't

1203
00:34:00,969 --> 00:34:01,089
he?

1204
00:34:01,269 --> 00:34:01,539
So a

1205
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:02,259
good sturdy pair of

1206
00:34:02,259 --> 00:34:02,709
pajamas

1207
00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:02,739
Andy: A

1208
00:34:03,129 --> 00:34:03,369
sleep

1209
00:34:03,369 --> 00:34:04,854
suit Oh, you want some Kevlar?

1210
00:34:04,857 --> 00:34:05,214
Adam: will be,

1211
00:34:05,324 --> 00:34:07,569
Andy: Some Kevlar Ultra Marines.

1212
00:34:07,569 --> 00:34:07,929
Yeah.

1213
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:10,869
Helen: He was a man who sleeps with,
apparently with four dogs in his bed,

1214
00:34:10,869 --> 00:34:13,179
was nonetheless savaged by demons.

1215
00:34:13,179 --> 00:34:14,049
That was the most plausible

1216
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,749
Andy: lazy dogs not protecting
him from those demons.

1217
00:34:16,749 --> 00:34:16,929
That's

1218
00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:17,769
outrageous.

1219
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,599
Helen: I like to think
they're all tiny dogs.

1220
00:34:19,749 --> 00:34:20,319
It's four

1221
00:34:20,649 --> 00:34:20,949
Andy: tiny L

1222
00:34:21,099 --> 00:34:21,459
Adam: Flowers.

1223
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:24,159
Helen: yes, you're right.

1224
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:27,219
Whether or not it's appropriate to wear
pajamas on airplanes was transportation.

1225
00:34:27,219 --> 00:34:30,489
Secretary Sean Duffy, although
there is famously a picture of,

1226
00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:32,619
noted sex poetry enthusiast.

1227
00:34:32,619 --> 00:34:34,869
RFK Junior on a plane in bare feet.

1228
00:34:34,944 --> 00:34:34,974
Ooh.

1229
00:34:37,134 --> 00:34:38,244
Which I don't agree with at

1230
00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:41,109
Andy: Do you mean when you say bear, is
that one of the bears that he's killed

1231
00:34:41,109 --> 00:34:42,484
and strapped to his car and eaten

1232
00:34:42,798 --> 00:34:43,764
Helen: dead bare feet?

1233
00:34:44,394 --> 00:34:46,374
I was trying to work out why the
numbers there, the schools there

1234
00:34:46,374 --> 00:34:48,954
didn't add up to 12, but it's because
there were a couple where I'm afraid

1235
00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,004
neither of you scored any points.

1236
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:54,209
However, would you like to know
what the it's five to Adam.

1237
00:34:55,329 --> 00:34:55,709
to Andy.

1238
00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:55,914
Adam: Oh.

1239
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:58,149
Helen: Meaning

1240
00:34:58,149 --> 00:35:01,599
that you are both winners, much
like the Trump's view of the

1241
00:35:01,869 --> 00:35:03,099
2024 election,

1242
00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:04,969
there's one real winner and
one person who thinks that

1243
00:35:05,544 --> 00:35:07,289
Adam: are all And In a way.

1244
00:35:09,939 --> 00:35:12,879
Andy: Okay, I'd like my supporters to
march on the private eye office now.

1245
00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:13,149
Please.

1246
00:35:14,994 --> 00:35:15,204
Adam: that's

1247
00:35:15,219 --> 00:35:16,629
Andy: been edited really unfairly.

1248
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:17,259
I'd just like to say

1249
00:35:17,634 --> 00:35:18,084
Adam: he actually said

1250
00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:20,604
a 50 minutes in between
that, that we cut out.

1251
00:35:21,579 --> 00:35:22,179
Andy: Brilliant.

1252
00:35:22,194 --> 00:35:22,524
Helen: Okay.

1253
00:35:22,524 --> 00:35:25,134
And what we have established is that
you are both winners and I'm the loser.

1254
00:35:25,344 --> 00:35:26,394
So in a way,

1255
00:35:26,574 --> 00:35:26,844
the real

1256
00:35:26,934 --> 00:35:27,864
Adam: feel we knew that

1257
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:27,999
Helen,

1258
00:35:29,824 --> 00:35:30,174
Andy: happy

1259
00:35:31,354 --> 00:35:31,574
Oh,

1260
00:35:32,469 --> 00:35:33,639
and happy Christmas to all of you.

1261
00:35:33,639 --> 00:35:36,039
Thank you so much for watching
and listening all this year.

1262
00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:38,889
We've had a lovely time and, we'll
do it again next year, probably.

1263
00:35:39,129 --> 00:35:39,909
We definitely will.

1264
00:35:40,314 --> 00:35:40,794
Adam: Yay.

1265
00:35:40,944 --> 00:35:41,334
Here's to

1266
00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:42,614
Andy: to Yes.

1267
00:35:43,464 --> 00:35:46,014
What exciting fresh horrors

1268
00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:47,719
await us in 2026.

1269
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:49,254
yes.

1270
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:49,824
Adam: do our best to

1271
00:35:50,244 --> 00:35:50,364
Andy: it.

1272
00:35:50,424 --> 00:35:51,264
Exactly.

1273
00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:54,153
That's all from us and thanks as
always did Matt Hill of Rethink audio.

1274
00:35:54,273 --> 00:35:54,753
Bye for now.