00:50.35
Nandi K
Welcome to Right Quick.

00:52.99
Vance 😈
A bite-sized pop culture conversation with your favorite queer unfriendly black hotties.

00:58.27
Nandi K
Today we're unfriendly because the cost of lube necessary for this episode, astronomical. I'm Nandi K.

01:07.27
Vance 😈
And I am Vance Gowe.

01:10.75
Nandi K
What kind of lube do you like, [BLEEP]? Like what's your go-to brand? Like not in a crunch, not in a pinch. Like you have the luxury of time.

01:21.46
Vance 😈
Navy? What is the Navy one? Swiss Navy?

01:24.86
Nandi K
Swiss Navy. Okay.

01:25.99
Vance 😈
Yeah, Swiss Navy.

01:26.71
Nandi K
Okay. Yeah.

01:27.21
Vance 😈
Silicon.

01:27.27
Nandi K
Yeah. Yeah.

01:28.39
Vance 😈
Silicon base.

01:28.38
Nandi K
I like, okay. Silicon based. Okay. I like water based lube. Obviously i have a coochie, so, you know, I prefer water. i'm a Sliquid type of person. I like Sliquid. They have many different... ah They're water-based and they they have many different versions. They have an anal version. They have flavored versions. I just like the variety ah they offer. And you know...

01:56.77
Nandi K
It's really important that for this conversation, there's a lot of lube because today we are talking about monsters that we would fuck.

02:07.83
Vance 😈
um I named it match ah The Monster Mash. That's what my working title for the episode.

02:11.27
Nandi K
Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah. On the Monster Mash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm doing the Monster Mash. Yeah, I'll do the Monster Mash. All right.

02:20.55
Vance 😈
The only Monster Mash that I fuck with. Because that song is trash. ah We were listening to Halloween Bops. That song has no, like, anything.

02:28.05
Nandi K
No, my favorite Halloween bop is Werewolf in London, but now Night Owl has replaced it.

02:28.41
Vance 😈
It's not giving anything.

02:33.89
Nandi K
Do you not know Werewolf in London?

02:35.22
Vance 😈
I need to listen to of those.

02:37.17
Nandi K
Okay, wow, you're not really in the...

02:39.56
Vance 😈
Shut up.

02:40.28
Nandi K
I see you're not deep into the like the holiday...

02:42.45
Vance 😈
and No, the, the music. No, but you know, the holiday season, you know, I'm watch a hoor every day, even when it's not Halloween.

02:47.47
Nandi K
Yeah, no, we know you're gonna always going to watch a horror.

02:49.83
Vance 😈
fifty

02:51.25
Nandi K
But as far as the music, I do think Halloween music is kind of niche.

02:52.11
Vance 😈
Love whores.

02:55.61
Vance 😈
It's lacking.

02:56.15
Nandi K
Like, I literally only knew this, like, that. I know Monster Mash. I know Werewolf in London. Then, obviously, everything from, um

03:09.27
Nandi K
you know, Tim Curry. Yeah.

03:11.94
Vance 😈
Oh, Nightmare Before Christmas.

03:12.22
Nandi K
you know let's do the no that's tim burton time warp let's do the time warp again you know what i'm talking about let's do the time warp again whatever that thing is called that they watch every halloween oh my god this is like ah some white gays who are probably listening are um

03:14.29
Vance 😈
No? Oh. Oh. Wrong Tim. Wrong white man. know none of these.

03:28.64
Vance 😈
Send me a link.

03:35.33
Vance 😈
Screaming. Screaming at the...

03:36.36
Nandi K
are mad at it right now. When I say it, you're going to be so mad. The rock Rocky Horror Picture Show.

03:40.62
Vance 😈
nine Oh, yeah, I know what it is.

03:43.03
Nandi K
Yeah.

03:43.63
Vance 😈
i just don't know the music.

03:43.98
Nandi K
yeah Oh.

03:46.80
Vance 😈
Yeah.

03:47.06
Nandi K
ah Okay. I would never admit that out loud.

03:48.10
Vance 😈
I never seen it. ah So sorry.

03:49.53
Nandi K
but

03:49.61
Vance 😈
So sorry.

03:51.40
Nandi K
Anyways, you know, we're talking about monsters we would mash. and ah We're very excited. We kind of started breaching this a little bit on the fandoms episode.

04:05.36
Nandi K
Well, I did.

04:06.77
Vance 😈
Which one did you say?

04:07.60
Nandi K
It was really me because I was talking about how I joined the Godzilla fandom because when Godzilla got kegged up.

04:11.35
Vance 😈
Oh, yes. For the thickness, yes, I remember.

04:15.19
Nandi K
Yeah, well, obviously to like, this is a different kind of episode.

04:18.42
Aaron Rand Freeman
Thank

04:20.02
Nandi K
Oh my God, that's our first ranking episode, fans.

04:22.60
Vance 😈
Yes. Different format. so this episode, we're going to be ranking. We brought a list of monsters that we want to smash.

04:31.23
Nandi K
Yeah.

04:31.27
Vance 😈
I would like to. The top three, which I mean, um know about you, but it was hard to narrow it down.

04:33.79
Nandi K
Yeah, our top...

04:37.74
Vance 😈
And yeah, um we came up with the criteria and then we came up with our list.

04:41.31
Nandi K
yeah we Yeah, it was really important for us to obviously nail down the criteria first before we started choosing. Because, like, you know, what's a monster can really be controversial, and we wanted to obviously, like, exclude some people.

04:58.57
Nandi K
So first, obviously, a monster must be mythological or supernatural in nature. So it can't be, like, a human, right?

05:07.93
Vance 😈
an animal or human.

05:10.69
Nandi K
Yeah, exactly. Not an animal either. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:13.93
Vance 😈
Well, yeah, that's what I was getting at with the furries.

05:14.13
Nandi K
Okay, what else?

05:16.05
Vance 😈
Like, if it's just like a big dog, like you're just a furry. Like Clifford is just a big dog. Like you're going to go to jail for doing that.

05:22.66
Nandi K
Oh my God.
05:22.91
Vance 😈
um we We agreed also another rule. It must appear as a monster. So we know what that means. But like a human fuckable vampire, like Blade. Does not qualify because blade I think would win.

05:36.62
Nandi K
No.

05:38.42
Vance 😈
And then Nosferatu from the Nosferatu movie does qualify. Cause that, that Nigga is very clearly a monster and a vampire.

05:43.68
Nandi K
He's monstrous. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Obviously monsters must be like quote unquote aggressive towards most people in some kind of way, whether they have like their own territory or they're malicious, they run in packs.

06:01.76
Vance 😈
Okay. um commonly reviled by the public at large. So yeah yeah, just like, don't go up there because Nosferatu's up there, like that type thing. Or like, there's werewolves in that cave.
I don't know if they live in caves.

06:14.67
Nandi K
Right. Yeah. People like warn you against them. And then obviously, like they have to be a genuine threat to life and property. Now, this isn't Jeopardy. They need to just hit a few of these. They don't have to hit every single one, but they have to hit more than one.

06:30.21
Nandi K
Right. And there's some exclusions. BLEEP], you talked a little bit about the exclusions at the top about furries.

06:37.32
Vance 😈
Yes. And then um it cannot be a curse like like the Beast. You're saying Beast cannot be on this list?

06:46.86
Nandi K
Beast cannot be on this list from Beast from Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, cannot be on this list because even though obviously Belle didn't know this at the time and obviously was deeply disappointed when she found out, but she signed up for the Beast.

07:02.50
Vance 😈
She was a little bit...

07:06.64
Nandi K
She didn't sign up for that cracker he turned into. And so...

07:11.27
Vance 😈
That French man, that dainty French man.

07:13.13
Nandi K
Yeah, and like at the end of the day, he a man. He not really a monster. He got turned into a monster. He could be turned back into a human by like true love from a prisoner, I guess.

07:23.57
Nandi K
So weird.

07:24.07
Vance 😈
Yeah.

07:24.90
Nandi K
But yeah, that was not. and And we do want to say that furries are not monsters, but they are top tier monster fuckers.

07:34.48
Vance 😈
They will fuck a monster, most likely.

07:34.61
Nandi K
Maybe maybe the closest to monster fuckers among us, except for bitches who fuck tentacle dildos.

07:45.51
Vance 😈
would Would Ursula qualify as a monster? Monster?

07:49.06
Nandi K
Yes.

07:50.12
Vance 😈
Yeah. Tentacles.

07:53.36
Nandi K
Oh, why interesting.

07:56.88
Vance 😈
She ain't on my list.

07:56.86
Nandi K
Okay.

07:58.80
Vance 😈
She ain't on my list. All right.

07:59.66
Nandi K
Okay.

07:59.81
Vance 😈
So let's let's just get into it.

08:00.50
Nandi K
Okay, let's start with number three. Let's get into it.

08:02.58
Vance 😈
Number three, you or me.

08:03.88
Nandi K
All right, [REDACTED], you should go. I want to hear your first number three.

08:06.52
Vance 😈
Okay. Okay. I said the fish man from The Shape of Water.

08:13.02
Nandi K
I knew he was going to pop up on here.

08:14.67
Vance 😈
Okay. Okay.

08:15.73
Nandi K
Yeah, when I was looking at him up, I was when I was like trying to figure out which monsters, I was like, should I get the Shape of

08:16.31
Vance 😈
So

08:23.91
Vance 😈
I think like he got game. He pulled that lady at her job. She risked her job. She was her social, her social standing with the community.

08:34.68
Vance 😈
Um, he might be a guide. Cause I think he gave her gills at the end of the movie. Um, I was going to say Abe Sapien from Hellboy, but like, because they're literally the same actor and the same director, writer, person made them or wrote about them or whatever.
08:48.62
Nandi K
Yeah.

08:48.75
Vance 😈
But um side by side, hands down, The Shape of Water is eating Abe up. Like Abe, I got a picture here in our and our and our document here if you want to look. And this thing can swim and it's also tall.

09:00.70
Nandi K
Yeah.

09:01.27
Vance 😈
So that's why it's on my list.

09:01.84
Nandi K
Yeah. I was just looking. I was like, oof.

09:05.13
Vance 😈
Uh-uh.

09:05.41
Nandi K
Yeah. Man, I just feel like in the movie, he was really giving it to her ass. Like...

09:14.33
Vance 😈
Sick.

09:15.88
Nandi K
I'm just saying, like, I saw that in theaters. I went to go see that in theaters. That was really back when I was...

09:20.66
Vance 😈
So the breaststroke with. What that backstroke do.

09:23.32
Nandi K
With my movie pass. Oh, my God. What a time. Yeah, that's how long ago that came out.

09:27.05
Vance 😈
Movie pass my favorite scammers, but go ahead.

09:30.68
Nandi K
All right, my number three, not specific, is satyrs. Satyrs, yes, yeah.

09:38.04
Vance 😈
The little goat, the little goat with the flute. OK.

09:41.73
Nandi K
Satyrs are kind of just like hoes anyway. Like satyrs, really all they kind of do is like... drink, party, have orgies.

09:55.33
Vance 😈
It's giving 20s.

09:55.56
Nandi K
the I feel like from a texture perspective like that, I feel like they're usually kind of short, but we know short people usually... be packing um yeah and they're magical they're from fairy so I'm just like I feel like there's just like some perks that come with like having a friends with benefits who is a Satyr who like knows queen Titania or whatever it's like girl tell me her to give me a pair of shoes

10:05.63
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

10:25.40
Vance 😈
Are they good with music?

10:28.51
Nandi K
yeah i mean they turn up all day yeah

10:31.12
Vance 😈
Okay. Okay. That's on brand for you.

10:33.86
Nandi K
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Satyr. Yeah, that was my first one.

10:37.03
Vance 😈
All right.

10:37.66
Nandi K
Not like the one from Hercules.

10:41.77
Vance 😈
That's what the first thing I think of when I hear Satyr, but

10:41.79
Nandi K
the yeah, but I'm not thinking of that. I'm thinking of like a much hotter one. like

10:47.46
Vance 😈
yeah, because Phil's not.

10:48.97
Nandi K
yeah like ah like if a Seder was from like East Africa, you know, like

10:55.70
Vance 😈
I'm going to Google a Sater real quick.

10:59.96
Nandi K
there's probably some sexy ones in there.
11:04.78
Vance 😈
Oh, I see it.

11:06.34
Nandi K
yeah

11:08.82
Vance 😈
Yeah, I see it. They look like they jump far.

11:12.69
Nandi K
Dead. the strokes gotta be crazy with them legs.

11:18.29
Vance 😈
With the little, I don't know what these, I guess, there are they hooves?

11:22.57
Nandi K
Yeah. They definitely have hooves.

11:25.42
Vance 😈
can you

11:25.50
Nandi K
But you know the stra the the lower body fucking strength of a satyr is tearing you out the frame.

11:34.20
Vance 😈
Superhuman. All right.

11:36.58
Nandi K
Supernatural, baby. All right, all right.

11:38.64
Vance 😈
Number two.

11:39.88
Nandi K
Number two.

11:39.93
Vance 😈
and Number two. All right. Number two for me. um This is ah this thing is called Obsidian. It is a character from Steven Universe. It is the fusion

11:50.08
Nandi K
Oh, yes.

11:52.05
Vance 😈
of steven the little main character garnet pearl and amethyst all the main characters fuse and um my notes for her is that she is a bad bitch, she's a giant woman, she's probably like 20 feet tall, she got eight hands there's a little eye emojis um she's scary love scary woman love tall woman love scary woman um she also has a flaming sword that she for forges from the like molten lava inside of her core

12:02.99
Nandi K
Yeah.

12:09.47
Nandi K
She could slap me with all of them.

12:21.96
Vance 😈
And then there's a little picture of her.

12:22.02
Nandi K
Yeah, you know, she's super hot.

12:24.95
Vance 😈
Yeah, she's just, and she's black.

12:25.82
Nandi K
Like, she's really hot. Like, I'm not, she's not disqualified or anything, but she is really, really hot.

12:34.93
Vance 😈
You're saying she's not a monster?

12:35.31
Nandi K
like, if she didn't have eight, no, I'm not saying that because she has eight arms.

12:36.28
Vance 😈
Yeah,

12:40.45
Nandi K
Like, clearly she's a monster.

12:40.74
Vance 😈
yeah she's a monster.

12:42.98
Nandi K
She also has, you didn't put that she has five eyes. That's also insane. She clearly has five eyes right here.

12:51.11
Vance 😈
She has a lot of eyes

12:52.99
Nandi K
That's all. She's clearly monstrous, but she's super hot. Like,

12:59.48
Vance 😈
So is that cheating? Cause she's too hot.

13:02.29
Nandi K
no, no, no. But she is definitely on the border. Like, if she didn't have five eyes and eight arms, I would be like, this is just a woman.

13:06.23
Vance 😈
Okay. Then a molten core?

13:15.67
Nandi K
But like, can you see that? Like from that, you know?

13:17.78
Vance 😈
and No, when she opens her mouth, when she opens her mouth, you can see it. And the the sword comes from it.

13:21.72
Nandi K
But what if she just has grills?

13:22.53
Vance 😈
Say yes.

13:23.64
Nandi K
I don't know. I would be finding every excuse to, like, why she's not dangerous and why I should be putting my mouth on her.

13:30.50
Vance 😈
She's friendly. i think Well, well i never mind. Never mind.

13:34.16
Nandi K
What's going on!? She's friendly?!

13:36.61
Vance 😈
See, this is what we planned this is what we talked about.

13:39.37
Nandi K
is, hold on.

13:39.57
Vance 😈
This is what we talked about before.

13:41.33
Nandi K
No, but but what we what we also talked about is why would you put someone who's not in the criteria in the criteria?

13:42.23
Vance 😈
She the monster.

13:49.66
Vance 😈
Look.

13:50.15
Nandi K
You said she's friendly.

13:52.65
Vance 😈
Ignore that. Just look at it.

13:54.43
Nandi K
Is she reviled by the public?

13:54.70
Vance 😈
It's terrifying.

13:57.64
Vance 😈
Probably. I'd be scared of her.

13:59.91
Nandi K
Bruh.

14:02.32
Vance 😈
Can we move on?

14:02.47
Nandi K
Probably.

14:02.97
Vance 😈
What are yours?

14:03.64
Nandi K
Now, you don't watch even.

14:03.81
Vance 😈
What are yours?

14:04.96
Nandi K
You know if she's reviled by public.

14:08.15
Vance 😈
She shows up like every once in a while. Cause like she's a fusion of all of them.

14:11.28
Nandi K
And do people be scared or do they be like, yay, she's saving us?

14:12.11
Vance 😈
So, you know, they scared her! She be saving people, but she's scary.

14:19.95
Nandi K
How do the people react, [REDACT]?

14:22.22
Vance 😈
They're scared. I would be, I'm scared right now

14:23.61
Nandi K
Okay.

14:26.28
Nandi K
Shut up.

14:27.41
Vance 😈
ah women

14:27.40
Nandi K
Anyways, this this choice definitely side-iron. You said she friendly.

14:31.66
Vance 😈
Well, that's why it was number two.

14:32.12
Nandi K
Then you're trying to tell me the people are scared. Like, she's friendly.

14:35.95
Vance 😈
That's why you should watch Steven Universe. It's then, you know,

14:38.73
Nandi K
If I could get past the first season, I would. um Okay, my second choice is orcs in general. um I'm starting to see that this category in some ways is a way for me to sleep with more masculine people, um which is not possible in my human life because it's very dangerous.

14:55.27
Vance 😈
Is

15:00.41
Nandi K
um Yeah, very dangerous, but I love an orc. Orcs remind me of the type of men that I used to date when I used to date men. My type, big...

15:16.36
Nandi K
Yeah.

15:17.83
Vance 😈
that. is that it?

15:17.87
Nandi K
Big. I like that they have tusks, too.

15:20.70
Vance 😈
yeah fifty

15:22.04
Nandi K
I like that they have, like, horns and stuff. But mostly, yes, it's mostly about how giant they are. ah They look like, you know, we could have, they could toss me around. it just looks like an interesting time i might be a little bruised up but i won't be mad and i think that sounds like a very fun experience I can't think of any specific orcs i was trying to like think of any i couldn't because I don't like those lord of the ring like I like.

15:53.28
Vance 😈
Yeah. Y'all gonna say dumb?

15:55.93
Nandi K
ah

15:56.39
Vance 😈
Is that normal for orcs?

15:58.55
Nandi K
that sounds hey i like i said reminds me of the kind of men that i used to like today and i used to try to you know stupid men are easier to abuse so i'm just saying oh okay all right it's it's uh your number one this is this is big

16:05.83
Vance 😈
Yeah. Yeah. ah

16:13.93
Vance 😈
Good night.

16:23.13
Vance 😈
Okay, number one. Alright, I'm gonna adjust this slightly because I don't have time for you and your shit

16:28.73
Nandi K
Well, that last one was crazy.

16:28.86
Vance 😈
um shit. See, that's why i'm gonna adjust it.

16:31.43
Nandi K
You started, you're the one who made it worse by saying she's friendly. You never should have said that.

16:36.04
Vance 😈
She... Fair. Watch Steven Universe.

16:38.77
Nandi K
Yeah, that's a crazy thing to say about monsters.
16:43.99
Vance 😈
Well, if not... um Number one.

16:48.36
Nandi K
All right.

16:48.90
Vance 😈
I had I had two names here, but I'm just going to say one. Damona from Gargoyles.

16:56.37
Nandi K
You're so right. Oh, I see who your runner up was. That's a tough choice. um That's a tough choice. It was a tough choice for you to have to make, but I'm glad you chose Demona.

17:05.60
Vance 😈
Damona.

17:08.30
Nandi K
I mean, Demona.

17:10.16
Vance 😈
Hot. Radical. um It does say voiced by Keith David because I had Glythe on here too, but Glythe is heroic.

17:16.18
Nandi K
Yeah.

17:17.43
Vance 😈
The thing about Glythe, though, is it's ah it' ah it's a staple of the character that the community is scared of him and thinks he's a monster. So I think Glythe can fit.

17:25.24
Nandi K
Yeah.

17:26.01
Vance 😈
But whatever. I had Glythe and Demona here. Glythe is also like eight feet tall. Come on. Tall kings. We love them. They're both hot.

17:35.08
Nandi K
yes

17:35.32
Vance 😈
For some reason, their human forms are white. I think that's a mistake on the creators. But, you know, here we are.

17:40.98
Nandi K
well we already know man that's a really really good choice really fucking solid now my number one is gonna be controversial

17:43.11
Vance 😈
Demona, my number one. Hot. Hates humans.

17:50.40
Vance 😈
Snatched.

17:56.95
Nandi K
We were talking right before we started recording and like it actually didn't really change what I have that much. It just made it more specific. So at the top of my list actually is Ursula.

18:12.76
Nandi K
But really, before you before I had Ursula, had Kraken Merman because obviously I need a tentacle up there.

18:19.91
Vance 😈
Got it. Got it.

18:22.37
Nandi K
But um Ursula is number one on my list.

18:25.49
Vance 😈
Ursula, that's it.

18:28.25
Nandi K
She's big. She's black. She's beautiful. She has tentacles. She's powerful. ah i love

18:39.53
Vance 😈
She's a lawyer. She likes to argue.

18:41.69
Nandi K
Yeah, I love mean ladies. um Like that kind. like And she's older too. Like an older mean lady.
oh But she could take care of me. And I know she would as long as I act right. And

18:59.51
Vance 😈
Don't breach the contract

19:01.08
Nandi K
I wouldn't breach the contract. No, no, no, no, no. But I would read it too, right?

19:05.80
Vance 😈
you you must read you must read it but she's lawyer would appreciate that ah actually yes

19:06.45
Nandi K
I'm not... Yeah, that's the problem with Ariel. She was illiterate. Yeah, she just, yeah, Ariel was illiterate. That's why she ended up in that.

19:18.27
Nandi K
That's why Ursula wasn't trying to, like, wife up Ariel. She was like, yeah, bitch, give me your little singing voice. I'll take that. You go get these fucking legs.

19:24.96
Vance 😈
Right.

19:26.08
Nandi K
I don't fucking care about legs.

19:26.68
Aaron Rand Freeman
Thank you.

19:28.36
Vance 😈
Right.

19:28.33
Nandi K
But for me, Ursula will be like, oh, we'll see, like, more potential in me.

19:33.94
Vance 😈
I fuck I'll fuck with that.

19:34.99
Nandi K
Like,

19:35.30
Vance 😈
Ursula is ah is a good one.

19:37.03
Nandi K
Yeah, Ursula's like, wow, look at this independent baddie, like, working hard on their own. They don't really need me. Like...

19:45.73
Vance 😈
She has magic. She could probably help make money if she needs to.

19:48.11
Nandi K
Yeah, like, she would really do something for my mommy issues, too. Like, if we could really make it work out, like, really heal something in me.

19:54.65
Vance 😈
Nice bosom. She got nice bosom too.

19:57.55
Nandi K
Ugh. Wow, that that really just amped it up even more. It's like, yeah, she has tentacles and titties. That's a fucking win.

20:04.22
Vance 😈
And a bosom. Yeah. And she a little unhinged.

20:06.83
Nandi K
Oh, man. All right, do you have some honorable mentions here?

20:12.46
Vance 😈
I do. I had honorable mention, Count Warlock from the latest Nosferatu.

20:18.99
Nandi K
Mm-hmm.

20:19.56
Vance 😈
Mostly because he's a count, so he has status. um He's a homeowner. um I put a little devil emoji next to dick, Demon Dick. I don't know if you saw the movie, but and oh girl, like supernaturally tearing that ass up. ah The whole movie, telepathic sex. Yeah, Count Warlock.

20:39.00
Nandi K
oh telepathic sex is hot okay my yeah go ahead

20:41.39
Vance 😈
Yeah, so then, like, if you're repulsed by him by the way he looks, it could be telepathic. So then it's like you don't really got to touch him. You don't got to smell nothing going on. Like, and maybe you could live in the West Wing and just don't engage him.

20:54.58
Vance 😈
I don't know. it seems fun.

20:55.60
Nandi K
yeah yeah my um ah honorable mention is the whatever demon came and had sex with that lady in devil's advocate while she was in the bed do you remember this movie the devil's advocate with it has al pacino and keanu reeves

21:11.08
Vance 😈
What?

21:15.88
Vance 😈
Is it a horror movie?

21:17.83
Nandi K
I think it's like a thriller, but basically um Keanu Reeves starts working at this law firm. Okay, aspiring Florida defense lawyer Kevin Lomax, Keanu Reeves, accepts a high-powered position at a New York law firm headed by legal shark John Milton Al Pacino. As Kevin moves up the ranks, his wife... Charlize Theron has several frightening mystical experiences that but begin to warp her sense of reality with the stakes getting higher with each case Kevin quickly learns that his mentor is planning a far greater evil than simply winning without scruples Al Pacino is the devil spoiler alert um but he works for the he literally is the devil like he works for the devil it's called the devil's advocate because

21:57.59
Vance 😈
Don't I'm watch it tonight.

22:05.30
Nandi K
Keanu Reeves literally is like work as a lawyer at the devil's law firm. It's a fucking banger. I probably shouldn't have been watching it looking at what year this movie came out. Um But there's a super hot scene where I guess it's Shirley's throne where this fucking demon gets in the bed and has like telepathic sex with her. Super hot.

22:28.87
Vance 😈
I'm in there tonight.

22:29.26
Nandi K
Yeah, I guess they call it a horror fantasy.

22:29.71
Vance 😈
I got to find it.

22:31.34
Nandi K
So yeah, it is.

22:32.33
Vance 😈
I mean, if the devil is sleeping with people in the movie, I imagine horror.

22:32.38
Nandi K
It's really good.

22:35.97
Vance 😈
That's why i like, it's a horror, right?

22:37.37
Nandi K
I should have put the devil on my list. I can't believe I didn't just put the devil. well I know the devil is... Ooh.

22:44.31
Vance 😈
Demon, little demon dick.

22:46.72
Nandi K
I don't even want to think about what the devil is out here doing, turning people out. Baby I...

22:51.52
Vance 😈
That forked tongue.

22:58.80
Vance 😈
That's Nosferatu. That's what was happening.

23:01.50
Nandi K
No, but Noseratu's gross looking. But I guess because it was telepathic, it's like, since he's gross.

23:07.63
Vance 😈
She was with it.

23:09.46
Nandi K
Well, I mean, was she though?

23:15.97
Vance 😈
Yeah.

23:15.96
Nandi K
Anyways, Aaron said, yeah, too.

23:17.27
Vance 😈
it

23:19.35
Nandi K
Aaron said, she was. But I thought her husband really like let also kind of let her be off as well.

23:29.45
Vance 😈
Who? Her husband?

23:30.37
Nandi K
In Nosferatu. Yeah, because wasn't...

23:31.86
Vance 😈
Oh, he sucked.

23:33.15
Nandi K
Yeah, right? He was like, okay. Yes.

23:36.24
Vance 😈
Well, his boss was like, go to the Count's house. And he was like, like like very obviously evil. And then this dumb man went.

23:43.08
Nandi K
Yes.

23:44.28
Vance 😈
And then when he got there, the [Redacted] were like, you need to leave. like There's a scary nigga up on the top of the hill. You need to leave. And he didn't listen.

23:52.08
Nandi K
Oh my god, we're gonna have to beat that.

23:52.44
Vance 😈
And then they left before he woke up.

23:53.68
Nandi K
You can't say [Redacted], I just realized. I also, we're gonna have to beat both of those.

23:56.20
Vance 😈
Oh.

23:59.59
Vance 😈
What do we say to Nomani people, the nomads, Romani, the Romanis, the Romanis were like, you need to leave.

24:00.17
Nandi K
We don't yeah Romani people, yes. Romani people, yeah. Hey.

24:08.14
Vance 😈
And then he didn't. And then the wolves let him up there and he got, he got turned out to no for all to.

24:14.45
Nandi K
hey

24:15.40
Vance 😈
I'm pretty sure he played with that man. Cause after he did that, the man was on some different anyway, whatever.

24:20.78
Nandi K
a Hey, vampires, they're very powerful. As we know, vampires can make you change to your sexuality. That shit don't even matter. It don't even matter when it comes to a vampire, which is why they were excluded from this list.

24:29.02
Vance 😈
They're canonically bi.

24:33.54
Vance 😈
Yeah, they would have won, to be honest. Like, you just say, like, Blade.

24:35.53
Nandi K
Yeah, it's too easy.

24:37.11
Vance 😈
Are Blade's mama, Sanaa Lathan?

24:37.18
Nandi K
Yeah, too easy.

24:40.80
Nandi K
Don't even get me started. Don't even get me started. Listen, a big thanks to our producer and audio Adonis, Aaron Rand Freedman.

24:54.39
Vance 😈
I'm Vance Go and I want to be found, don't know, on a different planet. I can't stand this earth. But anyway, um and Instagram Vance Gowe.

25:01.18
Nandi K
Oh.

25:03.64
Vance 😈
What is my name on Vance Go is alive or something?

25:06.83
Nandi K
That is not it, but maybe you guys will be able to find Vance Gowe on Instagram.

25:08.17
Vance 😈
Is it? Y'all got me.

25:14.15
Nandi K
Search Vance Go, and I'm Nandi K. You can find me on Instagram and threads at Nandi K-A-Y-Y-Y. ya.