02:14.92
Vance 😈
Welcome to Right Quick.

02:16.57
Nandi K
A bite-sized pop culture conversation with your favorite queer, unfriendly Black hotties.

02:22.26
Vance 😈
We are unfriendly today because of Spotify wrapped. Period. General. That's a statement. I am Vance Gowe.

02:31.00
Nandi K
And I'm Nandi K. Yeah, the Spotify wrapped is dragging this year. Given that it's the last one that I'm going to have, I guess it's right. They act like they know we all going cancel.

02:43.62
Vance 😈
Are you... Right. Well, are you canceling because of the ICE thing?

02:48.18
Nandi K
Yes.

02:49.02
Vance 😈
Okay, yeah. No, that's a great reason.

02:50.01
Nandi K
And also because the price keeps going up. They're about to do another price increase.

02:54.74
Vance 😈
Where are you going?

02:55.80
Nandi K
Tidal. It's not much better, but they're not running ICE ads from what I understand.

03:00.66
Vance 😈
Yeah, we gotta... Unfortunately, yeah, because I'm like... If an ICE ad ever plays over this podcast, like, bitch, what? Who?

03:09.24
Nandi K
Oh my God, we have reputations to protect.

03:09.85
Vance 😈
Huh? Right. Listen. But anyway, let's let's get into the topic.

03:15.43
Nandi K
Well, we also have a holiday spirit to protect.

03:17.91
Vance 😈
Yes.

03:18.59
Nandi K
Um this week we're doing something new on the pod. We're talking about some media. Today, we are going to discuss “A Very Merry Beauty Salon”, a Lifetime holiday movie on Netflix starring Tia Mowry and RonReaco Lee, our sweet babies from Sister,Sister.

03:43.42
Vance 😈
ah A reunion, a reunion, two hotties.

03:45.75
Nandi K
ah Yeah, it was definitely giving my, I was really excited to see it because one, we all know Tia is the good twin and she broke up with her man.

03:52.98
Vance 😈
Yeah, the Black one.

03:55.03
Nandi K
So she's single again, back on the prowl.

03:55.88
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm. Right. Back on the prowl.

03:59.35
Nandi K
Yeah.

03:59.82
Vance 😈
Thought I was perfect.

04:00.16
Nandi K
And it was perfect. I don't know how.

04:02.33
Vance 😈
I don't know how. Yes.

04:03.51
Nandi K
Yeah, she's back. And I was like, okay, RonReaco , because I also heard that they actually used to date.

04:11.96
Vance 😈
I see it.

04:12.41
Nandi K
For real back in the day, but then Tia wanted to be grown and date Brian McKnight in real life.

04:17.81
Vance 😈
Yeah.

04:17.77
Nandi K
This is very interesting lore that I heard on the internet.

04:19.93
Vance 😈
Yeah. Now that we know about Brian McKnight, that's not a good thing.

04:24.15
Nandi K
Cancelled.

04:25.62
Vance 😈
Right. I love Oh, we just had a conversation about this this weekend because I was with older Black women and we were just dying how every time he posts something, the Gen X's be dragging him by the last vestiges of hairline he got.

04:35.64
Nandi K
Yeah.

04:39.00
Vance 😈
And.

04:38.90
Nandi K
Marc Lamont Hill did an interview with his ex-wife and son on his Patreon. I'm going to watch it. I didn't have time to watch it, but it came out yesterday. He said, I'll expose it.

04:46.52
Vance 😈
How much?

04:48.70
Nandi K
I'll expose it

04:50.01
Vance 😈
How much money?

04:51.54
Nandi K
Who knows? I don't know.

04:52.63
Vance 😈
How much?

04:52.70
Nandi K
I pay.

04:52.99
Vance 😈
how

04:53.22
Nandi K
is Oh, the Patreon is like three or four dollars.

04:54.84
Vance 😈
Yes. Oh, bitch, I have $4.

04:56.03
Nandi K
It's nothing.

04:56.93
Vance 😈
Oh, yeah.

04:57.07
Nandi K
Oh, I signed up right away. I was like, oh, this is I can sign up right away to get it.

04:58.65
Vance 😈
oh yeah Send me the link.

05:01.83
Nandi K
I'll send you the link. I'll send you the link after this. But yeah. Well, OK, so we're talking about it's the holiday season. Whoop-dee-doo. Dippity-dop. He'll be coming down the chimney now or whatever.

05:13.62
Vance 😈
Shut your ass up. Shut your blue ass up. I mean, similar vibes, but also... Ho, ho, okay.

05:20.54
Nandi K
He'll be coming down the chimney now or whatever. Um and I personally love watching ah holiday movies. They're so fun.

05:32.15
Vance 😈
Similar.

05:32.35
Nandi K
They're not good, but I enjoy them. ah But what makes a good holiday movie for you?

05:43.48
Vance 😈
Okay, so I think I so I kind of separated by Black holiday movies and holiday movies, right?

05:47.67
Nandi K
Sure. Okay, fair.

05:49.15
Vance 😈
Because like, Black holiday movies, especially after watching this movie, I know what I like about them. Like, you're going to get a dynamic cast. You're going to get, like, 12 of the hottest Black actors, actresses. They're going to be comedians, you know. um they're

06:04.81
Nandi K
You're going to wonder, how did they get all these niggas free at the same time?

06:09.11
Vance 😈
Right, right.

06:10.20
Nandi K
What was the budget?

06:10.59
Vance 😈
They're going to be... Right. And you know it ain't high. But but I think they do it for the fun. Yeah.

06:16.54
Nandi K
They do.

06:17.56
Vance 😈
there's going to be drama, right? Like it's going to be like so-and-so sleeping with someone. So his partner, there's a secret gay, um, somebody selling drugs. There's going to be some crime. Uh, somebody's hiding a terminal illness that has to happen in one of ours.

06:30.61
Nandi K
Mmm.

06:32.15
Vance 😈
Um, but it's going to be fun. Whatever it is, it's going to be fun. And then there's going to be good music.

06:39.61
Nandi K
Okay.

06:40.38
Vance 😈
Something lacking in this movie we watched

06:40.60
Nandi K
Yeah, I agree.

06:43.26
Vance 😈
Um,

06:43.26
Nandi K
We'll get into that, Sure.

06:44.47
Vance 😈
Okay, so so those are the Black those are the black notes. um For like white holiday movies, I think similar, though. like It has to be dramatic, funny, fun. Um I like genre holiday movies. um

06:57.98
Nandi K
Sure.

06:59.00
Vance 😈
so like um I forgot the name of the one where Santa is like diehard. He's like killing the people.

07:04.46
Nandi K
Oh, we just watched that with Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.

07:06.62
Vance 😈
Yes.

07:09.96
Nandi K
Kurt Russell is the badass Santa fighting. I forgot what it's called.

07:13.85
Vance 😈
Wait, no. Which one is that?

07:15.77
Nandi K
Yes.

07:15.97
Vance 😈
It's Deadly Night, Silent Night.

07:17.66
Nandi K
ah

07:19.28
Vance 😈
One of them. Anyway.

07:21.02
Nandi K
Yes, that's the one I'm talking about.

07:22.74
Vance 😈
Holiday horror. Holiday horror and holiday genre I love.

07:26.04
Nandi K
Oh, no.

07:26.22
Vance 😈
So, like, I'm talking about Violent Night.

07:26.52
Nandi K
Actually, I'm talking about the Christmas Chronicles. This is Oh, Violent Night. Okay, well, Christmas Chronicles are very similar.

07:35.00
Vance 😈
ah but Yeah, I mean, you know, white people in Die Hard and Christmas.

07:35.90
Nandi K
Fighting Santa.

07:38.60
Vance 😈
I won't talk about it on here. Won't give it much more. But everyone stop talking about it. But anyway, so sorry. What are yours?

07:46.03
Nandi K
I like all the things you said, ah but my favorite thing about holiday movies is that there's always like some set of unreal circumstances. like Something that's really unbelievable. I really like the Brandy Christmas movie from last year where Brandy was like a hot air balloon architect or something.

08:06.10
Vance 😈
Um...

08:10.62
Nandi K
Like something super unbelievable.

08:11.42
Vance 😈
Uh... Right, right, right.

08:13.42
Nandi K
Like that's what I, that's my favorite thing about every holiday movie because it's like, this would never happen.

08:17.40
Vance 😈
Like, right. And then a really successful one. So it's like, oh, she develops Christmas cards and she is

08:23.51
Nandi K
Yeah, exactly, because that whole movie was about Brandy's life seemed so great, and the person thought she was lying, and then a bunch of shit happened, and she ended up at Brandy's house and found out her life was actually real.

08:37.72
Vance 😈
That one's good. ah Brandy is a ah type A crazy person in that one.

08:38.68
Nandi K
That was a great one. Yes.

08:42.00
Vance 😈
And it's fun. Because I like Brandy like being a little fun.

08:42.97
Nandi K
Yeah, it is fun.

08:44.86
Vance 😈
Who is a white woman?

08:44.95
Nandi K
All right, well, yeah who cares? I don't know why people apart.

08:47.74
Vance 😈
Okay, fair.

08:49.85
Nandi K
You told me who Brittany Snow was the other day and I was like, oh, okay.

08:50.56
Vance 😈
I love Brittany Snow.

08:56.34
Nandi K
I said, oh, okay.

08:56.76
Vance 😈
I got a couple.

08:58.17
Nandi K
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:58.29
Vance 😈
Um

08:59.29
Nandi K
If they change their hair, I lose track.

09:01.84
Vance 😈
That's fair.

09:02.52
Nandi K
Yeah, it's like, don't change your hair, please, because it's how keep track of you. Alright, well, let's get into “A Very Merry Beauty Salon”.

09:14.26
Nandi K
i mean, let's talk about what you did like.

09:19.70
Vance 😈
Okay, so I wrote down beautiful gowns. um

09:23.38
Nandi K
Fair.

09:23.64
Vance 😈
I thought that the cast was hot. I thought that the fashions were all decent, like specifically with the women.

09:25.94
Nandi K
Super.

09:29.48
Vance 😈
um Yeah, that was good. It was good to see cousin Tia outside acting, doing what she do, doing her craft. That was nice. She looks good. In the first scene, I was like, c’mon Tia.

09:39.19
Nandi K
Yes.

09:40.77
Vance 😈
She 47. Fine. The thing,

09:42.71
Nandi K
Yeah, she looks amazing.

09:44.38
Vance 😈
fine um

09:44.39
Nandi K
*bite sounds*

09:46.49
Vance 😈
the

09:47.19
Nandi K
yeah

09:47.51
Vance 😈
um the last thing short king representation RonReaco

09:51.60
Nandi K
Yes, we love. ah You know what? You and Ron Reaco are kind of similar. Y'all are similar types of Nigga.

10:02.23
Vance 😈
i think he looks like a regular like attractive person that you would see not like movie hot but just attractive so it was like nice he's hot he is fine

10:10.42
Nandi K
But he is movie hot and that's what's good about him. That like he has been on TV for a long time.

10:14.33
Aaron Freeman
Thank you.

10:16.64
Nandi K
I mean, we've been seeing him on TV. He's Michelle Buteau's husband on Survival of the Thickest.

10:21.62
Vance 😈
I didn't know this. I need to watch it now.

10:23.58
Nandi K
Oh, or is that? She got too many shows. Yeah, Survival of the Thickest. She's married to Ron Reaco. Yeah.

10:30.01
Vance 😈
Yeah, listen, and ah in the final act of this movie when he was ah being she was towering over him when they were like dancing, I was like, “you better not stand on no apple box, Kang.” Like I was like, that's that's so beautiful. A short person just being like, yes, this woman's taller than me and I still bagged her. Because that's the point of being short. You just confidence.

10:48.46
Nandi K
Right, I wish more tall people liked me makes me sad no we're like the same height I mean Shaun probably is taller than me by like an inch but it wouldn't you wouldn't even be ever be able to tell I'm like five three and a half mm-hmm

10:55.54
Vance 😈
ah Is Shaun taller than you?

11:06.94
Vance 😈
How tall are you actually?

11:10.93
Vance 😈
Really? You got like seven foot energy.

11:13.85
Nandi K
I do. Thank you for saying that.

11:15.00
Vance 😈
Yeah. You can't tell because it's like, oh, but um yeah. Okay. Those are my goods. What are your, that's all I had. Unfortunately.

11:22.30
Nandi K
Yeah, no. and Okay, yeah. So my goods were, um yeah, the cast, the brown baddie that works at the salon.

11:32.18
Vance 😈
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot her name. The one with the soldier.

11:36.11
Nandi K
Woo! Now, let's talk about disbelief.

11:37.30
Vance 😈
Alexi or something.

11:40.34
Nandi K
A good nigga in the military.

11:40.76
Vance 😈
What? Shut the fuck up. *laughs*

11:44.34
Nandi K
What?

11:46.36
Aaron Freeman
I'm sorry.

11:48.47
Vance 😈
ah Okay.

11:49.40
Nandi K
Please.

11:51.13
Vance 😈
But that's what that was. I'm telling you to shut up, but I agree. cause like high Because key, I was like the gag is he's cheating, right?

11:54.90
Nandi K
Yes!

12:00.14
Nandi K
You're like, he's a good man.

12:00.37
Vance 😈
Or like

12:02.18
Nandi K
Savannah, no. He's married.

12:05.02
Vance 😈
Right, right. I was... When when she was crying, I was just like, okay, he's either going to die or he's just not...

12:10.93
Nandi K
That's what I thought. I was like, I knew he was gonna surprise her or die, so.

12:12.22
Vance 😈
Yeah, and they were like, no.

12:16.18
Vance 😈
He should have died. Like, if this was a Tyler Perry movie, he would have died of HIV.

12:17.46
Nandi K
Mm-hmm. He should have died. I agree.

12:23.10
Nandi K
Oh, man. Yeah, because he was dark-skinned, so you know he was gonna die of HIV if it was Tyler Perry.

12:26.01
Vance 😈
Period.

12:27.76
Nandi K
Tyler Perry hasn't made a Christmas movie.

12:31.22
Vance 😈
It's really for the best. We shouldn't even say that because, you know...

12:32.79
Nandi K
It is. Let me be quiet because I would fuck around and watch it because I'm like Tyler Perry probably could make like the Black Christmas movie that but like it would be a Lifetime Christmas movie still by Tyler Perry

12:43.06
Vance 😈
The definitive one.

Nandi K
But like he can make that and it will have the the obstacle, the drama that this movie was missing so let's talk about okay hold on I wanted to talk about one more thing that I like

12:54.58
Vance 😈
oh yeah.

13:01.18
Nandi K
One more thing that I liked was the gay bestie. I put the bestie.

13:04.73
Vance 😈
Okay, nice.

13:06.01
Nandi K
He was very cute. They also was like, you gonna look like Cinderella. The Brandy one, of course. And then she was like, well, I wasn't aware there was another.

13:13.88
Vance 😈
right

13:15.90
Nandi K
And I said, whoever wrote that?

13:16.79
Vance 😈
Yeah Best line of the movie um i will note that i will note a trend that I've been seeing um What's the show with Damn it The trans lady Laverne Cox Okay so this Yes Yes This is the second time I've seen this trope where you have A black woman that's like

13:19.06
Nandi K
Ate. Ate

13:30.97
Nandi K
yeah Oh, and um George Wallace or whatever. Yeah. Clean slate. Yes.

13:43.80
Vance 😈
almost 50 years old and then have a best friend from from high school that is like 10 years younger than them and i just think it's funny because i'm like well ah they do look young but y'all also play because uh the gay besties you know he's a he's an online gay that Nigga that Nigga's our age that nigga is 35 and then the other the dark skin girl was also the bestie from high school and she probably like our age and i just thought it was funny Tia looks great but 10 years older is crazy

13:51.86
Nandi K
It is funny.

13:58.84
Nandi K
Yes, yes, yes.

14:02.07
Nandi K
Mm-hmm.

14:07.10
Nandi K
As well. That is funny.

14:11.83
Nandi K
Wild. It's like, girl, that you was in high school a little bit longer ago than that. And that's okay. There's nothing... wrong with that. all right so less also i kept calling her Tia and it took me like 30 minutes to understand

Vance
What her name was in the movie

Nandi K
Her name was hold on i wrote it in my notes because then i wrote her name is Tia i mean her name is oh Tia's name is Sienna Brown that's my note Tia's name is Sienna Brown

14:28.34
Vance 😈
What, what was her name?

14:41.02
Vance 😈
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I remember. Okay. They did keep saying Sienna. Um,

14:48.12
Nandi K
Okay, but what about the old lady at the salon, Miss Kimmy, who had the man who had a crush on her, the Soul Food restaurant owner, who'd been longing after her since even when her husband was alive?

15:00.44
Vance 😈
And the whole thing with her, I was like, this lady's depressed. now could like and She was just like, maybe romance ain't for me.

15:04.41
Nandi K
Yeah. It was like, girl, her husband died a year ago.

15:06.87
Vance 😈
And then she didn't want to make her... Oh, was it a year?

15:10.33
Nandi K
Why are y'all rushing her out to date?

15:11.80
Vance 😈
Right, right. Well, she was the depressed. She didn't want to make the pie, and they were making a big deal about that.

15:17.82
Nandi K
They did, yeah.

15:19.54
Vance 😈
And if you thought the pie was going to play into the pie... Again, it was conflict, conflictless.

15:22.48
Nandi K
It didn't.

15:27.86
Nandi K
Yeah, let's get into that.

15:28.18
Vance 😈
others

15:29.54
Nandi K
Let's get into that. What it lacked, and that's really important, is every holiday love story, which all holiday movies are all love stories anyway, they ah need a conflict where people are going to break up, and their conflict was so fucking weak.

15:47.88
Vance 😈
Because it's typically like she hates Christmas because Christmas killed her dad. And then she goes to a small town and then he loves Christmas because he secretly is Santa. And then they meet at the coffee shop and they fall in love.

15:59.48
Nandi K
Right.

16:02.52
Vance 😈
And then she learns to love Christmas a little more.

16:05.46
Nandi K
Mm-hmm.

16:05.81
Vance 😈
And in this movie, I don't even think the barbershop had any play. Like the salon, excuse me.

16:10.17
Nandi K
No.

16:12.13
Vance 😈
You know what I meant. But the, um like.

16:13.83
Nandi K
No, that's just, she was just a business woman. But let's not forget how she was deep in the community. She had her little grooming van. She was driving down the streets, giving homeless people, grooming, getting their hair done.

16:29.30
Vance 😈
She was, she was awesome. I did like the little bit of messaging they were having about like the little Black girls getting their hair did at the shop for the first time.

16:36.28
Nandi K
Yeah, but like when yeah when she walked in on him, right, talking to his dad. All right, so let's also talk about the fact that Ron Reaco had just got the reins of his wine business. He's a Black third-generation winemaker from Napa who just “needed to move to Atlanta because he don't want to miss out on the Blackness”.

16:58.97
Vance 😈
Yeah. He need to be with the Niggas.

17:02.59
Nandi K
“need to be with the Niggas strictly for the niggas” and then his daddy was calling him being like is this girl Sienna gonna be a distraction and he's talking to his dad about that Sienna won't be a distraction that's enough to make Sienna mad. Sienna won't even ask what are you talking about? Saying Sienna is not a distraction that wouldn't even upset me

17:18.69
Vance 😈
That's

17:21.62
Vance 😈
What were you talking about? Yeah. I mean, he

17:29.24
Vance 😈
That's a good thing. But that's like, even and then at the end when they reconciled, like nothing changed. Like it was just like, oh, I'm not mad no more. And then they did the, they were, I thought the dances were boring.

17:39.38
Nandi K
They were. The dance was very boring.

17:40.44
Vance 😈
um Even at the end, then when they did a dance, I'm like, what y'all supposed to do is have the cast just dance like they normally would.

17:44.13
Nandi K
Yep.

17:48.54
Vance 😈
And then we all laugh because it's joyful.

17:48.77
Nandi K
Yep. Exactly. Yeah, the music didn't go with the dance.

17:53.16
Vance 😈
Nah, it wasn't popping.

17:53.09
Nandi K
It was all very misplaced. Okay, let's talk about the music as well. The music, I wrote on one of them, “not John Legend.”

18:06.17
Vance 😈
Was it John Legend?

18:06.42
Nandi K
And it wasn't.

18:07.55
Vance 😈
Oh, you mean...

18:08.70
Nandi K
I'm saying it was NOT John Legend.

18:09.94
Vance 😈
Yeah. Yeah.

18:11.26
Nandi K
A lot of the, also, with my Christmas project out by the time this airs.

18:11.61
Vance 😈
Yeah.

18:18.07
Vance 😈
Is it? Is it ready?

18:24.38
Nandi K
ah Out by the time this airs. I think all my Christmas songs are better. And I was like, dang, I gotta start aiming to get my shit on some Lifetime holiday movies.

18:35.77
Vance 😈
No, I legit thought that because I remember the first song. It was so mid. It was like, it felt like, right.

18:41.11
Nandi K
it “all my Christmas love” I was like this is terrible I wrote that down

18:45.18
Vance 😈
The last one was something about Christmas time. I was like, yo, like y'all did not spend nothing on this budget.

18:49.50
Nandi K
“love at Christmas” time it wasn't good I mean there's there's music that's cheap that is better than that like I got friends they didn't have Solange money but I'm like if I was a music supervisor I could get some stuff made on a pretty cheap budget

18:52.83
Vance 😈
Trash.

18:57.97
Vance 😈
Y'all should have hired Solange. Like.

19:08.15
Vance 😈
Yeah, because I think the maybe good music would have elevated it. But yeah, even that, like the music wasn't popping.

19:12.31
Nandi K
Yeah. I'm like, I made three songs for like $2,000. Um...

19:20.92
Vance 😈
But yeah, so do you have any more bads?

19:24.50
Nandi K
um The other only other bad thing was I thought that the mom... um Okay, I had wrote like, oh, Tia, a legacy when they was like um that her grandparents started the Tinsel Ball is what it's called.

19:41.70
Vance 😈
Oh yes.

19:44.06
Nandi K
I was like, oh, she a legacy. I was like, these light-skinned legacies. And I thought that her mama's hair wasn't cute for her to be a salon. Like, the wig wasn't giving my daughter does hair.

19:56.99
Vance 😈
Oh wait. That's fair. I thought the mom was too neat.

20:04.31
Nandi K
I agree.

20:05.24
Vance 😈
She, she was like, just like platitudes and you know, just like, it was just quotes.

20:10.71
Nandi K
Jack and Jill.

20:11.03
Vance 😈
um Yeah, it was giving, don't want to say magical Negro, they all Black. But you know what I mean? It was just like, she was just perfect. And I was like, nah, again, there was no conflict. I was just, she she didn't like the man for like two minutes.

20:23.00
Nandi K
Yeah! I'm like it was no and there was no reason except like old people don't like change I'm like y'all what are we saying

20:28.79
Vance 😈
Yeah. Yeah. She was like, uh-uh, he got too many ideas. And I was like, okay. But then like, even a conflict with them was like,

20:37.82
Nandi K
And also, he was being very bougie. Like, I felt like he was like, he was like, I need the menu to pair with my wines, even though it's three weeks before.

20:49.10
Nandi K
I'm like, nigga, it's three weeks before. You're not about to come in here trying to change the whole thing three weeks before the event. That's also unreal. But then there was no conflict.

20:57.08
Vance 😈
She was like, you called a caterer? Nah. Yeah.

20:59.54
Nandi K
That still didn't cause a problem.

21:00.03
Vance 😈
Yeah. No. Yeah. That was a thing. The movie was just too. I thought it was so nice. Like it was so sweet, but like not in a fun way.

21:06.26
Nandi K
Yeah. Yeah, I didn't cry or nothing. And I like when I cry.

21:10.24
Vance 😈
Nah.

21:10.90
Nandi K
Or get at least get close. Or it's so unbelievable I'm laughing. Like the Brandy one.

21:15.83
Vance 😈
Right. Right.

21:17.02
Nandi K
The Brandy one is so good.

21:17.48
Vance 😈
Like y'all need to be selling drugs to support your eggnog addiction or This Christmas a banger.

21:21.02
Nandi K
Yeah, This Christmas, a banger. There's so many that are like...

21:25.12
Vance 😈
Um, I don't even know the names of the movies because it's like the Chris Brown one.

21:28.31
Nandi K
The Family Stone is another one. This Christmas is a Chris Brown one.

21:32.34
Vance 😈
Um, the one with Monique is funny.

21:35.45
Nandi K
Yeah, and Danny Glover.

21:37.18
Vance 😈
though Yeah. i The one with Regina King beats her man with the belt.

21:39.35
Nandi K
yeah yeah Almost Christmas that's the name of it yeah

21:40.89
Vance 😈
No, but like, that's what I mean. All these movies have like a ridiculous moment that we just love all bangers. Um, no one's trying to get home. Like getting home for Christmas is a good trope.

21:51.24
Vance 😈
Like you just got to get there. Great trope. Anyway. Yeah. so

21:51.06
Nandi K
oh look it's so great all right well out of five stars what would you give a very merry beauty salon vance

22:02.29
Vance 😈
I'm going to say one spiked eggnog out of five.

22:08.60
Nandi K
Dang. I'm gonna give it two.

22:10.87
Vance 😈
Two. I give it two.

22:11.40
Nandi K
Yeah.

22:12.12
Vance 😈
I give it to I’m givin it two

22:12.48
Nandi K
I'm giving it two because one for Tia and one for Ron Reaco because that's the reason why I watched.
.

22:20.27
Vance 😈
That's true.

22:20.63
Nandi K
And I wasn't mad about the movie, but also it wasn't very good.It doesn't really stack up. It doesn't stack up towards some of my favorites uh i mean again this Brandy one is so unbelievable like it makes no sense and it's one of the best christmas movies I've ever seen because it asks you to suspend disbelief in such a wild way to believe that Brandy is engineering hot air balloons I-

22:39.20
Vance 😈
No, forgettable. And then it's like, it don't matter, right? Like it don't matter because she has a great job and she's happy and her friends like, how is this bitch so happy?

23:05.62
Nandi K
Like rich got a big ass mansion shitting on her white friends it's her poor ass white friend that's the other reason i like that movie because Brandy is rich as fuck and then her white friends are poor and their car breaks down um and that's how they end up okay it's called Best Christmas Ever

23:09.72
Vance 😈
Why is her life so perfect?

23:29.85
Vance 😈
Okay, yeah, it's good.

23:30.01
Nandi K
ah on Netflix everyone if you please watch it I'm kind of sad that this one didn't stack up but we do love to see it Tia back out uh back on the prowl hey maybe I think i maybe Ron Reaco is married now who knows it's probably too late for them but you know I like to think about it

23:31.12
Vance 😈
I've seen...

23:39.35
Vance 😈
Yes, on TV.

23:54.07
Vance 😈
It did feel like the whole point of this thing was just to get them back together, and that would be cool, too. um It wasted our time, but...

24:00.57
Nandi K
Yeah, he's married.

24:02.14
Vance 😈
Oh, he's married?

24:02.46
Nandi K
Yeah, he is married. He's been married since 2010. Good for you, Ron Reaco.

24:05.73
Vance 😈
Well, he also look married. You know them men that just...

24:08.22
Nandi K
He looks like a husband guy.

24:09.88
Vance 😈
Yeah, they just carry themselves like a married person.

24:09.90
Nandi K
yeah Yeah, it's true. It's true.

24:13.94
Vance 😈
And they be like too charming and they be like, dang, he married. Yeah.

24:17.53
Nandi K
Yeah, he's very handsome. Ron Reaco also kind of reminds me of my brother a little bit. My brother kind of looked like everybody. I always Sometimes you remind me of my brother.

24:23.98
Vance 😈
You say that. Yeah, you tell me that all the time.

24:26.34
Nandi K
Well, Vince Staples kind of remind me of my brother too.

24:29.06
Vance 😈
Vince Staple. I feel like he reminds me of me in that like he just got a like a funny raggedy Nigga.

24:32.18
Nandi K
Yes, that's I'm saying, y'all. It's kind of a regular Nigga face. It's a regular Nigga face.

24:36.50
Vance 😈
Yes.

24:37.76
Nandi K
It's kind of crazy. I always thought my brother was one more unique looking, but I went out into the world and I just be seeing him everywhere.

24:49.24
Vance 😈
on that note...

24:50.65
Nandi K
ah Well, on that note, a big thanks to our producer and Audio Adonis, Aaron Rand Freeman.

24:59.44
Vance 😈
Today's episode is sponsored by shitty Ho Ho movies that we love.

25:07.58
Vance 😈
I have been Vance Gowe and you can find me in a dark room at an afters.

25:13.75
Nandi K
oh no oh my goodness wow is this before we started recording it was a little crazy and I see that that is uh translating to the end of the pond is it I've been Nandi Kay.

25:14.74
Vance 😈
And It carried over.

25:30.11
Nandi K
You can find me on Instagram and threads at Nandi K, A-Y-Y-Y. And I hope y'all enjoy your little holiday.

25:42.32
Vance 😈
Love y'all. Bye.