[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

[SPEAKER_00]: The higher you get the game, then the finale lobby is quiet with the start show.

[SPEAKER_02]: T.M.O.S.

[SPEAKER_02]: Classic.

[SPEAKER_02]: Friday, flashback.

[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I'm a little irritable because today.

[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh... That last word just freezes you for a moment.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's a lovely ornament.

[SPEAKER_04]: So every day, multiple times during the day in our suburban neighborhood, like suburban neighborhoods all over the world, we are expected to walk our canines.

[SPEAKER_04]: And of course, in most neighborhoods where it's not super rural and it doesn't matter, you have neighbors close by as I do.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you are in many cases required to clean up after your pooch.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a standard industry standard.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, you walk it pretty much the same time every day.

[SPEAKER_04]: You've got a good routine.

[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, I would assume the dogs are taken out and walked by one wonder, you know, deep, but what are you saying?

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have regular people that you see on the dog walk?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like the same circuit of people.

[SPEAKER_04]: probably.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's it's I know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I recognize some of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not I'm not out there that long.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just go out there and I go down.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's a little park down on the corner.

[SPEAKER_04]: A little little common area as they like to call them in these little tiki tacky neighborhood.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: I take my dogs out and sometimes Carla does it, sometimes I do it, sometimes Michael does it, in the morning it's usually either Carla or myself going out there and walking the dogs and then a little pee pee and hopefully a little number two and in the case of this morning.

[SPEAKER_04]: I take them both by the least, which is a, a task.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hate walking two dogs at once.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a there, you know, Chris cross, Chris cross, cross, duh, duh, duh, duh, any, you realize where they're, you know, why they're dogs.

[SPEAKER_04]: I used to take the little guy out on the leash and I would have winslow off lead because he could handle it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And he crams one of these called and he was gonna until the,

[SPEAKER_04]: Dickish neighbors two doors down.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have a screaming match at my kid.

[SPEAKER_04]: So that we don't do that anymore because you know, especially if you're going to give people crap back, which we did Yeah, you have to, you know, you have to walk the line after that because they're going to write you out play by the rules like you got to

[SPEAKER_04]: it's a word without it the world becomes chaos and it's a but it's also coming from a it was a suburban town I grew up what is a but it was a suburban slash rural so you know I grew up kind of like close to the line of the country we had to back or fields on the open space you were next to the angles right I was like mom pot angle I I will tell you that the whole deal with neighbors on top of neighbors has been

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, thank you very much, Bradford.

[SPEAKER_04]: What, stubby got the these?

[SPEAKER_04]: I thought, hey, Carla.

[SPEAKER_04]: Carla!

[SPEAKER_04]: I took him out, then I took the trash out and then I can't walk back.

[SPEAKER_04]: He got that in that short period of time.

[SPEAKER_04]: I guess so.

[SPEAKER_04]: He ate his glasses, Josh.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, Mike, this is no, I think it's good, this is no, no, well listen dog, I would do you ever look at your your Facebook memories, it's one of the things I do when I get up in the morning and no, you should, it's fun.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then 12 years ago, get a life, I looked at my end this morning to be fair.

[SPEAKER_04]: Jesus.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's got pictures of the kids when they're little.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's so good.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but my 12 years ago this very day I mean more irritable now carry carry post to Fingho carry posted 12 years ago today Rob's best quote on the way home from Mike's party dot dot dot How did that dog eat three effing fruit cakes?

[SPEAKER_04]: And then your first comment was I ate buluga

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's nothing new.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's nothing new.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a love hate.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so in my case, it's a love hate.

[SPEAKER_04]: So Balloon gets to vibe all the fruit cakes though, which I think it's got got rest is a little fat soul He's up there.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's up there and haven't looking at one You know, he's looking with one eye up and one eye down.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: He was so handsome

[SPEAKER_04]: Such a lovely beast, really beautiful.

[SPEAKER_04]: So take them out and I, they do their business and I'm rocking back.

[SPEAKER_04]: And this is, for people in the neighborhood that don't have dogs, that would anybody would complain about this, but if you own a dog and you walk the walk with your dog, and I see a like grizzly bear sized

[SPEAKER_04]: in the center of my lawn right behind the little spot light I have on the tree hall holiday.

[SPEAKER_04]: That that has to be that's not neglect that's just someone absolutely blowing it off probably at night when it's got they leave the scat mic if they think they can't get caught now I would think you'd be more likely to see unattended scat in the common area but the fact that they left it in your yard common areas you know acceptable you walk away from it's not your problem but the well you don't want to go in there's a good anywhere there's nothing

[SPEAKER_04]: even with a big, thick plastic bag.

[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't brought myself to, did you see it?

[UNKNOWN]: It was me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you hear that, guys?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, she should be put out by now.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was me.

[SPEAKER_04]: You are a hog.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well here here hold on she doesn't want to come on camera.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why not hold on she just doesn't want to come on camera She's not so she's indicating that the mess was because she left it not that she actually made it Yeah, hey good morning guys.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Mr. Norman enter in signing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so Come around and be on camera.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm oh, yeah

[SPEAKER_04]: Tits McGee.

[SPEAKER_01]: So look at you.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's the matter with you?

[SPEAKER_04]: That's not exactly.

[SPEAKER_01]: Does it usually do this, but two nights ago, two nights ago.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's been in our yard for two nights.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot about it, but two nights ago.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike pretty soon.

[SPEAKER_04]: Daisy's are going to grow out of it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Two nights ago he was in bed with us and he starts whining and he never does that So okay, I remember that moment.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have to take him out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I looked at the clock.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was 12 30.

[SPEAKER_01]: I get up

[SPEAKER_01]: And I take him out and I'm like, oh, he had to poop.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Josh, we should do a mini show.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think Mrs. Omar and I for the holidays.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, we do that.

[SPEAKER_04]: We can do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: You can do that.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, very many times.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_01]: I totally forgot about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: It was midnight.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I went back to bed and did you just said something?

[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: The honesty and it's I normally clean up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you grab it?

[SPEAKER_01]: I can go grab it now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I would grab it now, too, because I know it's stubby.

[SPEAKER_04]: Isn't that weird that if it's your door, you have no problems?

[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that weird though?

[SPEAKER_04]: That's just the other dog.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's the most disgusting.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, you don't want to change like another family's diaper either.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, you're right.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's like you have cuties if you put them at their dog who.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm believe it or not, I'm happy that there's a mystery son.

[SPEAKER_04]: I thought somebody was doing that to us.

[SPEAKER_01]: Got to go get it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Go get it.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll go get it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll go get it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Charlie, go out there with a yard rake and his shovel.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's completely like dry hardened.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to turn this off?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'll turn that off.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is she telling you how to run board two?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is there no end of her qualities?

[SPEAKER_04]: That makes me, that fills me with satisfaction.

[SPEAKER_04]: That, that makes me, well, it also really, You don't have a trying relationship with a neighbor because I don't want left on her.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want a neighbor that would be that thoughtless.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, and I know occasionally,

[SPEAKER_04]: You walk out of the house, you don't have a bag, you know, sometimes it happens, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: I get that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I really do.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it could be a variety of explanations, but the fact that I remember the time she's talking about, and it literally, I remember saying to myself, thank God, Carlos, getting up with this pooch to take him out.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was really thoughtful, and I get it that she, you know, in a state of total slumber, she went out that side and did it.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's too bad you don't live in a suburban paradise like me where they actually have sticks that have boxes on them where you can grab a bag while you're walking.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's nice.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I've actually trained Linus to hold his poop until we get close to the bag station.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's where he goes.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's really cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's really cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think we have probably enough.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dogs in this neighborhood to do that, but I feel But you do have to see your citizens, so I might want to, you know, pop a squad on your lawn Let's see the DJ spotlight My shoe doesn't flex to get made.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is the is the I go out with one bag I want to eat a side He decides a second time to stop.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I have to ask a question about Mr. Seroka.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, are you still a little under the weather just a little bit

[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I don't think so, but I do have some congestion.

[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot get rid of you and you kind of you know what in even in his way when Rob Said smoke you doesn't like small dot.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can kind of tell now Right, you Rob I can I can well enough you don't give you a lot But I know I'm well enough to know if he is just a tad Under the weather, you know, I mean just I think what we're seeing is it's reflecting in a bit of

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's not bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: It actually is a very pleasant conversation before the show started.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the problem.

[SPEAKER_03]: The no small talk was, hey, let's not shut up.

[SPEAKER_03]: The small talk.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's why would it all this content be on the air?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, let's get this product out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob is the king of the small talk.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob is the king of, yeah, have you of all?

[SPEAKER_04]: I think you have always been.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like silence.

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't it makes me awkward it makes it awkward especially if you've got think your you know got something against me or someone has something against me You have to make small talk because you don't want them to simmer and then explode at you T. M. O. S. Classic

[SPEAKER_04]: But anyway, I am so gratified right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's been a month and a deal with sickness in this house.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, too much.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now we get the holiday stress.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's not like like you and I used to get sick every day.

[SPEAKER_04]: Every year as soon as holidays started.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't look, I believe, and Rob and I will concur on this judge, that there was a period of time.

[SPEAKER_04]: We've been together forever, so there we go way back, and we go way back to the radio show, the Donna Mike show, and there was a period of time where leading up to breaks, whether it be in the summertime or at Christmas time.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was always fraught with unnecessary stress and tension.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was just injecting it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why it was, but it was.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm both ends leaving and then coming back.

[SPEAKER_04]: Coming back with Stephen Wars.

[SPEAKER_04]: Our stress, three guys.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: We had Rob Spuac, Bus Burbank and Michael Merrill, and working with Don.

[SPEAKER_04]: And,

[SPEAKER_04]: Who knows what the real reason was?

[SPEAKER_04]: But every single one of us got in our 20s, horrible, maybe not Buzz, our, but we were relatively young men with terrible digestive issues.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_04]: That almost started when we started working on that show.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is if we were under unhealthy stress 24 hours a day.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then the other was,

[SPEAKER_04]: One, two, or three of us would inevitably, as soon as we went to break where we no longer have time to come up and begin.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we would be get a death group.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're worse, head colds, colds I ever had, we're twice I got pneumonia over Christmas twice.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think I think I think I think I think that's a pretty standard thing because I used to get sick as well every time I would take time off work.

[SPEAKER_03]: where I think you don't have time to get sick.

[SPEAKER_03]: You finally rest.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they all get you.

[SPEAKER_04]: When it's when it's the time just for you, uh, yeah, open the immunity floodgates and let it all just pop right in and oh my god, I can remember, uh, of course, I would also, uh, hit the airports a lot.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I would travel a lot during that period of time.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you were going to

[SPEAKER_04]: So you have that was the actor's flu.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's the that's the that's the the Christmas party flu.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I had that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Boy, worst one ever was going home for Christmas and I was two and a half hours at the airport.

[SPEAKER_04]: Meditude at the bar, and of course when you meet somebody, especially if they're handsome and you're pre-gaming and I'm talking to this dude, bam, bam, bam, I get on the plane, another guy, party party party party.

[SPEAKER_04]: All I know is I got picked up at the airport, talked to my brother-in-law who picked me up at the airport and to take in us to the diamond in my hometown, the bar, the diamond bar, and walked into my house with a lit cigarette.

[SPEAKER_04]: My father who had practically died.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's five years early.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was, I was like, hey, put it back in the evening.

[SPEAKER_04]: I went to the diamond.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's a surprise.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if you want to know what the diamond was like, it's like the bar that Martinez turns into.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's a wonderful life when it's Potter's Field.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like next.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was a dive.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dive.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dive bar of dive bar.

[SPEAKER_00]: And how?

[SPEAKER_04]: And I would get, we forget sick.

[SPEAKER_04]: Also, don't forget, let's say,

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how our vacation falls up, but let's say we're coming back on January 3rd this year.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: There was always a call on January 2nd.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're, we here's what we need to do.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was, it was the call that we would receive because Don would be experiencing the same angst, yep, of returning from a long break, but he would, he would dissipate some of his angst by spewing it on to us.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and how important it was that

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I mean that was I remember that and it wasn't a year you need to get off on the right foot Yeah, it also happens that summer times I don't we yeah, you know, it's We're just venting.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're just having a little therapy and sprint therapy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's spring Spring I I will say that Since we are on the subject in a roundabout way of health.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I had

[SPEAKER_04]: with the Happy Valley crew yesterday the most old manny day of old manny days where it just was you were fine on the show you were fine on the show you were very youthful and energetic yeah but that but then as a great win this may be truly the first time that i have felt

[SPEAKER_04]: that my age really fits with the guys I'm hanging out with because we started riffing on television and the old network shows.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it started with all in the family and then it moved into rabbit ears with foil between the rabbit ears and then my buddy Sully who I think is in his 40s or maybe maybe just about to be 50.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure he's commissarating with it.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, do you know what we're talking about?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, it's fantastic.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we're talking about all these things that we did, and I'm looking at it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the guys around the table are anywhere from 45 to 80 almost.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was a great time, but it was born out of this.

[SPEAKER_04]: is I got a little of the old planters painted fasciitis in my left foot.

[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody, if you've ever had that, it's like an inflammation of the connective tendons at the bottom of the foot that go like from the heel up through the arch and a lot of people get it that walk for a living, postal workers get it if you're out.

[SPEAKER_04]: play in any kind of sport, whether it's football, pickleball, tennis, golf, you might get it then too.

[SPEAKER_04]: And so I'm just sitting there and I said, I we heard enough yesterday where I said to the guys I'm joining some boys.

[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, I just want you to know I might have to peel out of here because

[SPEAKER_04]: I got a bad wheel.

[SPEAKER_04]: And my left foot was, uh, and I've been wearing a, uh, one of those little sleeves, ankle sleeves you were to, uh, stabilize the ankle.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it hadn't really bothered me until, uh, yesterday, and it hurt like hell.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I didn't, it didn't affect the weather I could, uh, you know, play out there, it was fine, but it hurt, it hurt, it hurt, it hurt, it hurt.

[SPEAKER_04]: About halfway through, or maybe it was after the round of golf, my buddy Sully, the young guy said, oh, I had that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I had that for like two years.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was horrible.

[SPEAKER_04]: I see.

[SPEAKER_04]: I had it on and off.

[SPEAKER_04]: And he said, the key was, uh, was Uphos.

[SPEAKER_04]: You ever hear a Vufos?

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sounds like a bad guess in word.

[SPEAKER_02]: Josh.

[SPEAKER_04]: What is an Upho?

[SPEAKER_04]: and ufo is a particular style of footwear they would look like the best way to describe them would be they would look like shower shoes you know when you go into a night you know like the idea shower shoes the kids wear and all that and he says ufo's

[SPEAKER_04]: And he points to one of the guys, yeah, he turned him on to me.

[SPEAKER_04]: He said, yep, they work real well.

[SPEAKER_04]: He said, and, you have to do this one too.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a phone?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, what is it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, horrible name.

[SPEAKER_04]: Horrible name.

[SPEAKER_04]: Who says F-O-F-O-S?

[SPEAKER_03]: U-F-O's recovery shoes, it says.

[SPEAKER_04]: On, I know Josh runs out with the big heel.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nope, not those.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nope, they're the sandals.

[SPEAKER_04]: They say you all sounded a little like Tom Gavin.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not that one, not that one.

[SPEAKER_04]: Woofos.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did they make regular shoes, too?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, those were regular shoes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, prescription shoes for Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're not prescription correct.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they are a little correct.

[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously, if they're like, we're covering you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they are the uh...

[SPEAKER_04]: recovery flip flops ah now we're talking let's see my you're gonna love these one for us I know I'm wearing them I got a money right now I'm wearing grass on I'm from when I was out there looking at dog dog well there's no dog on your ufo's is there no no of course it's the ufo's

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the uh, that's the one with the uh, how do they call those the little strapped down in the middle?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have a long.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a song.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have the uh, the more that they're just the flap that goes over on that line.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know, it's looking something that we really look beautiful in Jackie O'Nassins.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm glad you got some.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're ugly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's make no mistake.

[SPEAKER_04]: They are.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Mike, they're prescription crocs is what they are they are not no description and they have is that velcro on top They are yeah, they got velcro on that's so you don't have to tie the laces.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's great

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, they're like the Adidas slides or they are.

[SPEAKER_04]: But for old people, they, when you, when a person does the Adidas slide, it usually means a broken hip, they are.

[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, no compensation coming my way, but Josh loves this because he immediately gets it right out to the app.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're done, sir.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: I am telling you, magical.

[SPEAKER_04]: And also, John, magical.

[SPEAKER_04]: You've not been with us in even a year yet, so you may not know this,

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: They smell like rubber, but I will say this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I will say this remarkably expensive for what you get, but worth it simply to get.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because you would think, two digits, you'd still, I hope, still two digits, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, two digits, but, you know, a higher digits, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I mean, that to me is, and you know, with what the, you pay for stuff nowadays, I guess, and that's also my, they're a great contraceptive, because no girls go out twice a year.

[SPEAKER_03]: Where did you have to go to purchase these?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm glad you asked because so I asked my buddy, Sully.

[SPEAKER_04]: I said, Sully, where'd you get it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is there a retail place you get it?

[SPEAKER_04]: He said, I went to some place.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know that outlet mall that's close to where I live?

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, that's place.

[SPEAKER_04]: And he said, I got it on a place.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was called, it was over in, and he mentions the place Miramar.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's the, that's the, that's the place he said.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was called the flip flap shop.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I went, oh,

[SPEAKER_04]: the flip-flop shop.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's very clever.

[SPEAKER_04]: Whoever came up with that was so proud.

[SPEAKER_04]: I It's at my exit The flip-flop shop.

[SPEAKER_04]: You mean everything you say could be coming out of a 90-year-old man's house.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's at my exit.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was at my exit

[SPEAKER_04]: I was able to stop call my wife tell her I'm on the way home.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to just do a little diversion see if they got him.

[SPEAKER_04]: I went in.

[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't in that store two minutes and you got service right off the rack.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're they're hung up like you know when you go to a beach shop right and they got all the reefs they call them those sandals.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're hanging up.

[SPEAKER_04]: So they were displayed.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, pricey for that kind of display, did they also have to pull toys and things like that?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, they were all, it was a flip-flop shop, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: They had the idea of how high-end they had your, they had your clunky pieces of crap.

[SPEAKER_03]: I was, they ended up hoping it was one of those accessibility shops.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, it was not accessibility and lots of parts.

[SPEAKER_04]: I did, even in the brief period of time, I'm in that store.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I did embarrass myself.

[SPEAKER_04]: How?

[SPEAKER_04]: How could you possibly?

[SPEAKER_04]: The way I've done this multiple times in my life.

[SPEAKER_04]: It might have something to do with my eclectic taste.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I said, oh, those red ones are really nice.

[SPEAKER_04]: They were kind of right.

[SPEAKER_04]: She goes, oh, those are primarily ladies.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they were nice, shiny, red.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm top, they weren't the matte black,

[SPEAKER_04]: The flip-flop shop sells Birkenstocks.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, tons of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you see, my here's a lot of them, Rob.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it's a chain.

[SPEAKER_04]: That would be a store you should open up.

[SPEAKER_04]: That should be a side hustle for you.

[SPEAKER_04]: You would be perfect in that store, because I don't think they get burdened with a tremendous amount of traffic, and so you would be able to, you know, continue your

[SPEAKER_04]: energy level that you bring to the day and and and work as a side hustle to be a perfect store.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I know this I've been wearing Birkenstocks for years never had the fascitis because they're great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't doubt that for a second.

[SPEAKER_00]: Don't doubt that's the negative.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's the negative.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, these are

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I'm on a hug the guy when I see him next.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to say you did it for me.

[SPEAKER_04]: I now do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Was the weight staff attractive at the flip-flop shop?

[SPEAKER_04]: She was a single lady that was a young.

[SPEAKER_04]: She was a daughter like him.

[SPEAKER_03]: Really?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what you think about Johnny Pervelino, but sometimes I really don't.

[SPEAKER_04]: The finger at the time you walk in.

[SPEAKER_04]: I said, no, I meant she was a solo worker in the store.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I perceived her in that grandfatherly, daughterly way right away.

[SPEAKER_04]: So there was nothing like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: You'd better surprise you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Shut up for a second.

[SPEAKER_04]: It might surprise you to realize that I'm not Johnny Pervalino every time I go in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was really interested in grabbing my product.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I was.

[SPEAKER_04]: And did you say that you might benefit from the UFOs, but also a good foot rub might help?

[SPEAKER_04]: Ma'am.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_04]: I was just about by the branding device here, and you guys was very, very pleased.

[SPEAKER_04]: T.M.O.S.

[SPEAKER_04]: Classic.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did you try it on yourself or did someone else slip it on?

[SPEAKER_04]: I just put my size out, should you took it off the rack?

[SPEAKER_04]: I brought it up to the counter, I was out of there.

[SPEAKER_04]: So you just split in in six, five and a half.

[SPEAKER_06]: I...

[SPEAKER_06]: I have to get back to the North Pole.

[SPEAKER_06]: I have to get back to the North Pole, see me five and a half.

[SPEAKER_04]: I went home.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was so excited how excited were you that I still have my golf shoes on.

[SPEAKER_04]: I wear hybrid golf shoes so you can wear them right off the course.

[SPEAKER_04]: You can write and I slipped out of them at my car and put these on before I even got into the car to drive home and I kept them on all night long and then when I went to bed, I slipped them off just like long winters nap and put them right by the bed.

[SPEAKER_04]: And had to get up in the middle of the night to pee, put them on to go to the bathroom, put them on to get up this morning, get put them on to wear coffee, wear them right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's wearing them right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: We'll be wearing them to the to the urologist.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, and definitely at a urologist, it's best to wear a clothes coat shoe.

[SPEAKER_02]: What a mess I am.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am such a hug.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do they do it with those?

[SPEAKER_04]: And I know you've checked.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have do they make a golf shoe?

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know Chuck.

[SPEAKER_03]: They do not because you make a standard tennis shoe.

[SPEAKER_03]: You have to add an extra number in front of that price.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to let you know how this goes.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is this is a different world here, different world as far as I'm concerned.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I mean, I'm talking about inflammation and I'm feeling really excited.

[SPEAKER_04]: How crowded was the mall?

[SPEAKER_04]: Overall with all the not many shopping days not a Monday night really not that big a deal not that and so But enough, you know, comparatively, and I root for that place to do well and they are balls to the wall Blacks right there was on the highway.

[SPEAKER_04]: There was a two mile back up getting into that place, and I love that place

[SPEAKER_04]: where I do all of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: Every one of those people like had planet's fasciitis and they had to get to the mall.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, there was nobody in there except for me.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I was like bam bam bam the way I like it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, absolutely perfection and just really much gratitude going out there.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know, but I will take that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I will not wear them.

[SPEAKER_04]: this is what i will do today when i go to the uh... the pp dot people should know that mike is got his finger up and he's pointing almost like bill clinton because he's a back to make up let me tell when i go to the pp doctor today uh... we'll make no mistake about it i will take my ufoce

[SPEAKER_02]: I will slip out of my regular shoe.

[SPEAKER_02]: When I get to the car leaving the peepy doctor and I will put the uphos back on.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to run any other errands.

[SPEAKER_02]: Any other errands, dear?

[SPEAKER_04]: Does Hillary wear uphos?

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hillary wears black square toeed nurses' shoes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sensable.

[SPEAKER_02]: The other ones that always look like years.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: You were talking to us with your ufo's?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I don't like that look.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't even like, I think if you're going to wear sandals, prep your feet, you know, get the patty or cut your toenails and grow those, it socks with those look kind of, I think it's a drive look and it's a young man's look, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a young man's look.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a young man's look, it's a young man's look, it's a young man's look.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's what the kids are doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they'd be per what's that, bud?

[SPEAKER_04]: I'd say it's a young man's world and it's a young man's world and Josh you've been on the website do ufos make cowboy puked

[SPEAKER_04]: no couple.

[SPEAKER_04]: I need a size five where there was any more haven't worn those since the John L. I'm Sullivan.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: No more.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think they do make clogs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I like these there there.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm oh, I'll be exploring today and slippers.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, these kind of field these do the same thing that slippers.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can you imagine a

[SPEAKER_04]: But it's your damn good investigator.

[SPEAKER_04]: Jake, how do you mind?

[SPEAKER_04]: Who's who?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you really nice it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Remember one William Conrad would do the new year?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you would call it, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he'd like man, man, William Conrad, and then they'd like, you don't know, you don't even know who William Conrad was.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know how I do?

[SPEAKER_04]: He was canon.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and Jake in the fat man.

[SPEAKER_04]: Jake on the Fatman and Canon on CBS.

[SPEAKER_04]: He was a private investigator.

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now that you mentioned the network, Josh will remember.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, CBS, this, Canon is CBS drove a big, like Lincoln, didn't he?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Big ass call.

[SPEAKER_04]: Almost every episode had an eating scene.

[SPEAKER_04]: And our friend in Iowa, one of the greatest radio station owners in the history of the world, in fact, he would be the guy to call to ask about Canon.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he really would.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he watched it every day on his show.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was on meet on his show.

[SPEAKER_04]: He would watch can and they'd put it on at 10 o'clock and mute it, but only bring it up for the scenes he wanted to watch.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's fascinating.

[SPEAKER_04]: That'd be a good holiday call.

[SPEAKER_04]: Once you get Josh the the number of our friends.

[SPEAKER_04]: and we can call him tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see if we can call him tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right at the top of the show tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's put a call into Steve Bridges from Casey J. J.

[SPEAKER_04]: The mighty AM 1630 are only radio friend where we are still heard daily at 5 p.m.

[SPEAKER_04]: I believe.

[SPEAKER_04]: Correct?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a little it's a little catches catch can, but it's around five o'clock a local time.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're not always like dead on to when they start to hang it on tape to like catches catch can.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's not starting at five.

[SPEAKER_04]: What does that mean is that mean.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I'm saying the phrase, not I know what you mean that can be here and there and everywhere, but what is that.

[SPEAKER_04]: What is the order of that saying catches catch can I think it means lacking precision.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I need more detail on that.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I don't know how they derived it.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a little catches catch cam, which means it's scattered.

[SPEAKER_04]: A little bit.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: They start around five.

[SPEAKER_03]: It says it's a rustling term in which all holds are permitted.

[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's interesting.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think whatever new methods or materials are available.

[SPEAKER_04]: can't catch can't so like whatever you can scrounge you can make something with a lot you know survivor yeah like that right or naked alone make it in a fray not always a lot

[SPEAKER_04]: time about the TV show.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I was just when were you making it in a loan my half my life that was a party was I invited you you wouldn't come there's survivor there's make it in a trade and then there's the stand alone alone.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they're a million of them out there these survival shows but the one I really like is alone if you want to learn about surviving in the elements that's that's my favorite.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, if you really want to know about surviving in the elements, what you need to watch is the great Christmas light race.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because these people are out there decorating their homes with Christmas lights in bitter cold.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you watching stuff like this?

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't watch the Christmas lights show.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because I know it exists.

[SPEAKER_04]: Josh might too much into the bad Christmas movies on Netflix.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it's a can't be cold when they shoot those shows.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're doing it in like July.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm aware of housing in van nize.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what we're doing in life.

[SPEAKER_04]: A speaking of television, a Josh and I, uh, an Rob all enjoying what I really think is the best Taylor shared and offering out there right now, land man.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's just getting better and better and better.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's getting better because they're giving us what we want as dudes that like TV shows, they're giving us the gratuitous violence that we crave so much.

[SPEAKER_04]: And when you can squeeze a revenge story into an episode,

[SPEAKER_04]: I am all I can't wait to ask you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Billy Bob Thornton with the writing for him, he is attached to Taylor Sheridan at the brain because he is writing for Billy Bob.

[SPEAKER_04]: First of all, I think I'll give Taylor Sheridan credit for his prolific writing, but also Billy Bob as such great

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's great.

[SPEAKER_04]: William Robertson.

[SPEAKER_04]: Such gravitas when he's on there.

[SPEAKER_04]: If you haven't seen landman, oh my god, it's it's just getting better.

[SPEAKER_04]: We have a few more episodes of that Josh this year.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do I hope so?

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not just like five or six.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was going to say I think it's five now.

[SPEAKER_04]: But if you haven't seen it, his character is a lot like he played in Bad Santa.

[SPEAKER_04]: So if you can imagine that, that's what you.

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