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[SPEAKER_14]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Ha-ha, he said, that's the CBS special music.

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[SPEAKER_21]: So what you're about to hear must be special.

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[SPEAKER_21]: And speaking of special, it's me, your old buddy Rob.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Right here, joining you for this holiday special on the TMOS podcast feed.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Thank you so much for spending some time during the holidays on our podcast feed.

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[SPEAKER_21]: We've filled it with new content for you, and so a Gary Cremble and happy Rudolph and all that stuff to you.

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[SPEAKER_21]: It is a delight to have you along for the ride.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Now, what we're going to do today is something we've never done before.

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[SPEAKER_21]: It's been talked about on the show that I never throw anything away.

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[SPEAKER_21]: And that's not just tangible things, objects, it's also like digital things, audio.

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[SPEAKER_21]: I have audio, digitized, going back to the mid-90s in the Don and Mike show.

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[SPEAKER_21]: I just have all this stuff that I've been collecting through the years and got it's wild to think that's 30 years ago, but it's all living in my magical computer, magical, very nice, and one thing that I was listening to a couple of weeks ago, I just was listening to promos.

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[SPEAKER_21]: from the Michael Marasho podcast.

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[SPEAKER_21]: And it was so much fun.

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[SPEAKER_21]: First off, I got to hear the voice on my dear friend, Mark Rudell.

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[SPEAKER_21]: He's all over them.

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[SPEAKER_21]: But we got Mike's impressions.

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[SPEAKER_21]: We've got interns you haven't heard from forever.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Of course, Jim Amado does a lot of the heavy lifting.

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[SPEAKER_21]: We've got some great surprises coming up for you on this episode in which I am just going to play you, promos.

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[SPEAKER_21]: A whole lot of them in a row.

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[SPEAKER_21]: I bet you enjoy it, and I've got a great name for it.

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[SPEAKER_21]: I call it promo oregato, Mr.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Rob, auto.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Was that anything?

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[SPEAKER_21]: Oh, you sticks friends, you know you love it.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Yeah, let's say it again.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Say it with me.

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[SPEAKER_21]: promo oregato, Mr.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Rob.

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[SPEAKER_21]: So promo after promo after promo today for you, I guarantee you it's going to bring back some memories and I know it's going to make you smile.

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[SPEAKER_21]: So let's kick it off.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Oh, I love this first one.

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[SPEAKER_21]: We're going to start with a trip to Lake Wobega right here on the micro-marin ship.

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[SPEAKER_21]: From American Public Media.

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[SPEAKER_17]: When the guests are moving along with Mike O'Marrow, here's the latest news.

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[SPEAKER_17]: Everybody's busy since the new update.

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[SPEAKER_17]: Oscar and Todd are up back behind the Tesla Shuckin' Gorn.

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[SPEAKER_17]: And talkin' tech.

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[SPEAKER_17]: Robin Cady just finished whitewashing a fence in front of the cake and cookies brought cash shit.

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[SPEAKER_17]: Gary Stein just sold a t-shirt and Tony Perkins and his mercantile store is doing gangbusters and Marcus Cerdinand's making sweet love to Steve Merblestein of the Omerica sex dutch.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Hi everyone, I'm Twitch.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Will you be an angel for a help us creature?

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[SPEAKER_19]: It's a new year and it's also a renewed chance to show you care.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Do you have ruined your heart this year?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Do you have room in your home?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Do you have room to adopt?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Jim Amato.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I won't take out much room.

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[SPEAKER_19]: For just pennies a day, Jim Amato can live comfortably in your home.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I'm almost completely house broken.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Those same pennies a day will bring you a year's worth of joy and laughter when you subscribe to the Michael Marabona Show.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I'll know you're a lot.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Remember, if you're cold, Jim Amato is cold.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I'm so cold.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Bring them inside with you.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And thank you.

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[SPEAKER_19]: This year, spend the holidays with America's favorite family.

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[SPEAKER_19]: It's a Serrido family Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Featuring the whole Serrido family will ring Donna Hughes Serrido.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Who once Christmas cookies Jimmy in reciting a holiday classic was the note before Christmas in all through the Buffalo wing of visit from Cousin, Paulie Serrido.

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[SPEAKER_19]: It's horrible Cindy Loose, Serita.

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[SPEAKER_01]: 50 clothes, is that you?

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[SPEAKER_19]: And who could forget the tiniest Serito?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Pony Tim.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Good, bless us, every one.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And a special musical appearance by Azi Osborn.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I'm the Prince of Darkness.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And from our family to yours, we wish you.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Happy Holidays!

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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm Merry Christmas, everyone!

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[SPEAKER_27]: Hello, and Gutenberg!

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[SPEAKER_27]: This is Arnold and I wanted to talk to you about Ostertag!

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[SPEAKER_27]: Or as you call it here in this USA, Easter!

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[SPEAKER_27]: As you know, it's all about the big rabbit, with the eggs of color, the spins of jelly and sweets, for the Kinder, but did you know that that bunny first came to America with the German immigrants in the 1700s?

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[SPEAKER_27]: His name was Ash Tahos!

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[SPEAKER_27]: And he knew how to lay eggs in the things and stuff with the children that make the nests and hope that the oyster house would lay the eggs dear, because all children love eggs.

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[SPEAKER_27]: Of course nowadays, Easter involves the baskets and the grass and mouse pick peeps and chocolate bunny and the skummies.

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[SPEAKER_27]: You can buy them all at the shopping center at mygomeryshow.com.

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[SPEAKER_27]: That's where I buy my Easter Barnett and the defancy holes.

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[SPEAKER_27]: Long live the rabbit, don't get sure of it, and I'll feed those eggs.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Hey Iowa, Iowa, hey Iowa, hey, hey Iowa, it's the annoying Rob Spiewack, and I am coming to your town Thursday, I will be on with Captain Stephen Tommy, lying in the morning.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Then a live edition of Rob Radio Thursday night, we're headed to the casino.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Friday morning was Stephen Tommy.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Friday, Rob Radeo live from the KCJJ studios in Friday night.

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[SPEAKER_21]: We're going to be at tailgators.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Come on out.

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[SPEAKER_21]: I want to annoy you in person.

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[SPEAKER_21]: I will see you there.

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[SPEAKER_14]: The Rob's B-Wex Show.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Only on the May 1630, KCJ.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Well, hello Americans.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Miss me.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I bet you do.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Let's borrow.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And I need to ask a favor.

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[SPEAKER_19]: We're about to enter a new political era and the greatest country in the world.

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[SPEAKER_19]: The past few months haven't been a picnic, but we can do better.

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[SPEAKER_19]: So this is what I asked.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Please support Joe, and it might not be easy when he loses the TV remote help him find it.

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[SPEAKER_19]: When he offers you hard candy, except if he wants to watch Matlock give them that out.

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[SPEAKER_19]: No matter how much he wants to drive, keep his car keys hidden.

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[SPEAKER_19]: No, I know, having an older man on the overwelfast can be tough.

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[SPEAKER_19]: But at least he's an adult.

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[SPEAKER_19]: The last thing we need as Commander-in-Chief is a child.

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[SPEAKER_19]: like little Gibralp.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I bet you thought I was talking about the other guy didn't you like jokes.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Thank you for your time.

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[SPEAKER_04]: God bless America.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The family do the way the bing bing bing Right the bing Ask me about my winner A weekly one How is it a ball?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Black mumboon Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area And we call it a pelly back You would have an enormous hunch to cook Not a lot, I don't have a lot You dick, a cat couldn't scratch it You can light a match on it It's the micro-marish show

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[SPEAKER_15]: After a hot sunny day at the beach, there's nothing more refreshing than a tall, cold glass of the micro-marisho.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Like the carbonated 100% natural, no added sugar, and a slight taste of ham.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's the micro-marishoed on 971 the way, your beach station.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Hello, it's Bernie, and you know what I hate?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Well, frankly, I hate most everything, but I really hate splinters.

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[SPEAKER_19]: They hate, and I'm always losing my tweezers and it's frustrated.

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[SPEAKER_19]: So, what's the solution?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Stop it at the source.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Make sure all your wood is smooth.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Go to the Michael Marisho shopping center and buy one of their fantastic birdie sandals.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Plug it in and go to work in your wood shop.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Your role lumber doesn't stand the chance.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Smooth as a baby's ass and no more splinties.

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[SPEAKER_19]: They sell tweezers too.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Target and Walmart, they sell it all.

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[SPEAKER_08]: The show is extremely uplifting.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Hey gang, it's Twitchin', the catchin'.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Now that it's full on fruitcakes, season we're gearing up in the TMOs commercial bakery to start cranking out these delicious romps B-Wax signature fruitcakes.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And today I want to introduce you to our newest TMOs Kebler Elf that'll be helping us do all the baking in the big hollowed out oak tree.

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[SPEAKER_19]: It's legendary ACDC lead guitarist, Angus Young!

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[SPEAKER_19]: Angus brings that great rock star energy to the kitchen that will really help us crank out these incredible fruit cakes this year Problem is Angus is only about three and a half feet tall and Rob's already stopped on him four times More brown sugar angus Hell's bells go to Michael Marisho.com and order your fruit cake today.

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[SPEAKER_18]: They're only available for limited time So get them now or you'll miss out for another entire year Rob you're standing on Angus again

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[SPEAKER_19]: Hi, this is Tom Brogar, I'll calm for a little of your voice in a time of crisis.

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[SPEAKER_19]: As we reach the panic stage of this international pandemic, we have a way to defeat the coronavirus on a virus.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Social distancing.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Social distancing.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Use the selfie-stay, manipulate your computer with a broomstick.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Interconnected doesn't straws to drink your, you know, Kalata.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Use twin beds for your spouse and your lover.

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[SPEAKER_19]: But mostly is stay out of stores.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Target Macy's Walmart.

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[SPEAKER_19]: It's everything you need from the comfort of your home.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Be safe, safe some of those, support your favorite podcasts, shop, and wash your hands.

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[SPEAKER_19]: The soap I use is love, love, love, love, love, love.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Forget it, Irish Spring!

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[SPEAKER_18]: Father, podcast, get set for real, go net crushing action.

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[SPEAKER_18]: He's the killer to your dom billah.

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[SPEAKER_18]: Put the slat tag on your gambat.

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[SPEAKER_18]: It's a slobber knocker in your sleep number.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Hey guys, it's Billy Bush for the Michael Mary Show Mailbag.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Listen, if you want to contact the guys, all you have to do is send a nice little message you're letter to Robin.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Michael Mary Show.com.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's beautiful, or Peel Box 32 101 Washington DC, 2 Triplows 7, or be like me.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Just send your message telepathically.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I have that power.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm the golden boy.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's beautiful boys.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Hello, Billy.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Sorry.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I ruined your career by getting on your silly little access Hollywood box.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Welcome back to promo Arragato Mr.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Rob Otto.

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[SPEAKER_21]: I sort of a best of collection of promos that we've run on the podcast over the last 15 years or so.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Just so many great things in here.

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[SPEAKER_21]: You get to hear Dahlia in here.

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[SPEAKER_21]: If you remember her as an intern, I loved her.

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[SPEAKER_21]: My son Robert Rears his head.

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[SPEAKER_21]: And the best Scott Shannon promo ever, but we kick it off.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Big, bad, condo, Bob.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I love the condo bites from him!

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[SPEAKER_19]: Got a wife named Kathy in a son named Rob, he's tired now, he doesn't miss that job.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Says hey to the ladies that are in the mob.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And everyone around, don't scumbill Bob.

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[SPEAKER_19]: C'mon don't go far.

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[SPEAKER_19]: He will henceforth be condo Bob.

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[SPEAKER_06]: C'mon don't go far.

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[SPEAKER_19]: C'mon don't go far.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You'll become a legend just like condo Bob, when you subscribe to the Michael Marabona Show.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Click the banner and subscribe today.

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[SPEAKER_10]: C'mon don't go far.

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[SPEAKER_06]: C'mon don't go far.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Jeff Bezos is my boss, but my data filled hard longs for a different balled man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Rob's few act when I listen to Mike and Oscar in Rob.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I laugh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Please do not tell Jeff.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He'll have me be programmed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I will play the Michael Marasho and I'll listen to the Michael Marasho along with you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Just say to me, hey Alexa, play the Michael Mara Show and I will do just that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I hope you enjoy the guys as much as I do, and if you do not, I will not be happy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Remember, I can't play the Michael Mara Show for you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Today, and every day, all you need to do is ask Alexa.

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[SPEAKER_15]: This is Al Pacino.

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[SPEAKER_15]: I'd like to talk about the TMOS action.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Are they doing it or not?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Hello friends, you're listening to the Mighty AM-1630 KCJJ, and I'm here with the Grand Poo-Bod, that radio station, Mr. Steve Bridges, Steve, how you doing today?

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[SPEAKER_19]: Yeah, I'm not too good, no one's paying.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Okay, that's Steve Bridges, and you're listening to the Mighty AM-1630 KCJ, where you can hear the Micro Marisho Monday through Friday at 430 in the afternoon.

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[SPEAKER_19]: By the way, I need some promos.

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[SPEAKER_19]: You're, you're, you're gonna get them, Steve.

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[SPEAKER_22]: The low ladies.

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[SPEAKER_22]: Does your man look like me?

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[SPEAKER_22]: No.

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[SPEAKER_22]: Does he sound like me?

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[SPEAKER_22]: No.

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[SPEAKER_22]: Could he be like me?

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[SPEAKER_26]: Tonight, we take a moment to mourn the many legends that we lost this past year.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Black Island.

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[SPEAKER_19]: No, it's not the home of a swanky resort.

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[SPEAKER_19]: It's a place of shame and isolation from T.M.OS.

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[SPEAKER_19]: You see, Mike Robin Oscar are doing important work each and every day on the Michael Marisha, work that keeps America laughing.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And then here you come with your petty complaints and criticism.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Black to island exists to remind you that your opinions are meeting

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[SPEAKER_19]: So keep listening and enjoying TMOs every day.

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[SPEAKER_19]: If there is ever anything that doesn't tickle your funny bone or fend you, know your role, stay in your lane and shut the f*** up.

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[SPEAKER_19]: God bless you.

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[SPEAKER_16]: I played Buddy Holly, but now I offer wisdom.

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[SPEAKER_18]: And the only prescription is an annual bonus subscription go to mycoverashow.com Like the views of a comedy platform I too google play and stitches Spotify make a smartphone richer Love it or leave it your better hit play You'll eat it all up y'all The whole tray If there was a problem y'all I'll solve it Check out the whole while Poly revolve Like, like, be me Whoa

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[SPEAKER_01]: Take a spin, now you're in with the tech news set, you're going surfing on the internet.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Hello, I'm Scott Shannon and I'm joined today by my friends Oscar Antodd, plus Mac from the Tech 411 show.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Whenever they have time to record an episode, you can rest assured you'll hear about all the latest techno-do-dabs and inter-things.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Todd, what's big this week?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Mailing lists, or lists for short, I subscribe to lots of mailing lists to I like our call frequent flyer for people who fly a lot.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And one called Dariel.

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[SPEAKER_23]: It's a list of interest to dairy farmers.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Buenos Coaches, Oscar, how about you, Mac?

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[SPEAKER_21]: Well, I'm not sure if that's an app, but I'm all for recycling.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Todd, join the Intrepid Band of Internets, as they search for the golden fleece of cyberspace.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Tech 411, with Oscar Moore and Todd Santana.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Plus Mac!

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[SPEAKER_21]: All right, let's do one more hunk of promos on this episode of promo Arragato, Mr.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Rob.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Auto.

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[SPEAKER_21]: This block is another great one of kicks off with one of my favorites of all time.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Dennis Murphy, then we also hear from Dan the fan man, love it.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Katie Von Herman, sticks her head in, and Mike talks about Maine, but we kick it off.

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[SPEAKER_21]: with Dennis and this will wind up today's episode and we'll do it again later on in the week with part two of promo oregano Mr. Rod.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Auto.

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[SPEAKER_19]: But before we go, Dennis, Larry, Dennis Murphy hung around Pondville media and tried to break into broadcasting, but his natural speech proved to be a huge obstacle.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Then one day, he would later tell us biographer, the voice of God told him to take diction lessons and his whole life changed.

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[SPEAKER_26]: I hear the Kenan's roar.

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[SPEAKER_26]: Is it the King approaching?

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[SPEAKER_26]: Look!

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[SPEAKER_26]: I hear the Karmam's roar.

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[SPEAKER_26]: I hear the Karmam's roar.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I hear the Karmam's roar.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Dennis practiced faithfully for many months, and through diligence and perseverance, it was only a question of time before he emerged a major f***ing star.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Good evening, and cheers to you all out there.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Welcome to Murphy's Musings.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm Dennis Murphy.

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[SPEAKER_28]: This is in turn Dan O'Brien.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Let's get to know our friend at KCJJ, Jim Hunter.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Jim is the morning news guy and wacky sidekick on the Captain Steve Platter Patrol Morning Show.

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[SPEAKER_19]: He also is the afternoon DJ on 99 plus KFMH Pirate Radio, his silky warm voice and pleasant on air demeanor and made him a radio favorite for years and ladies.

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[SPEAKER_19]: He's single.

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[SPEAKER_19]: But best of all, he's a big part of the mighty 1630 KCJJ.

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[SPEAKER_19]: The terrestrial flagship broadcast home of the Michael Marasio.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Since 2009, thank you, Jim.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And thank you, KCJJ.

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[SPEAKER_19]: He or the best.

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[SPEAKER_19]: 1630 KCJJ.

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[SPEAKER_05]: How are you?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hope you're enjoying a very romantic holiday season.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's your favorite present.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, simply for a roaring fire on a bare skin rug and all I got on are my Duluth trading company fat shorts.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Just wanted to take this opportunity to say, this holiday season spent with some new, uh, get close.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm kissing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Bill Clinton saying happy holidays to you and yours.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Why are you running away, dear?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's Hillary.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's got some much mellow in her beard.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Cake and cookies.

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[SPEAKER_12]: There's only been one time where my drinking like truly affected the show and you were in on it.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Might have been two or three times.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, fun.

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[SPEAKER_21]: There was only one aborted show, but it has a fact of it in the past.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_20]: And the fact that you say that you only ruined one show by drinking is really nothing to be proud of.

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[SPEAKER_12]: Who said I have any pride about every part of this show?

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[SPEAKER_14]: Cake and cookies, Rob and Katie, it's the Rob and Katie show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, listeners, I made it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm in the ass port.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's just like I remember from before I got married.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know there's a place here where the sun does not shine and the restaurant?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God, these nuggets are so savory.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I owe it all to this password that came in my T.M.O.S.N on this package.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, but if you come, remember to bring cash.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You don't wanna know what happens if you ask for an ATM.

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[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, it's your boy's twitch and a motto.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Have you seen Timoessa TikTok?

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[SPEAKER_09]: It's tiny, delicious bite-sized morsels from the boys at the make-of-marish show.

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[SPEAKER_18]: That's freaking unbelievable.

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[SPEAKER_18]: Timoessa TikTok.

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[SPEAKER_18]: It's harder than a deep fried galson for Luigi's on Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn.

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[SPEAKER_18]: Oh!

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[SPEAKER_18]: And now I'm off.

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[SPEAKER_18]: To the all you can eat, kiss concert.

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[SPEAKER_08]: In the place they call vacation land, we measure time by how well you spend it.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Here's broadcast your micomerra.

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[SPEAKER_19]: For Maine, I've never seen anything like it.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Roads that have trenching in them that on a main drag, on a main drag when I'm driving around, that actually thrust your car in one direction or the other.

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[SPEAKER_19]: The state of Maine is absolutely just wall to wall with horrible roads.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Okay, thanks, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Uh-huh.

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[SPEAKER_21]: I'm sure those roads travel through some beautiful scenery.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And I'm talking about we went through about 40 or 50 miles of Nothing but pine trees.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Well, that sounds nice half an hour goes by and then you realize that you're just on a little too lane road in the middle of no.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_21]: Thanks, Mike

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[SPEAKER_19]: I think maybe there was a paper mill somewhere where this horrible smell from outside came into the car Okay, let's just wrap this up my cuz a beautiful place to be it's gorgeous up here I love the temperature.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I love the moose.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I love all the crap.

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[SPEAKER_19]: All right come to me.

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[SPEAKER_19]: You'll love the moose and all that crap

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know the skaters are really horrible if you're right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It may be cold outside, but the specials are on fire.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, wait, no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And Trader Mides discount shack.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Trader Mides is moving only a few feature- I knew, okay.

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[SPEAKER_19]: She's the sustained travel on a floor that you can be getting.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And he's willing to do what it takes to make a deal.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Check out these deals.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I have acquired over my lifetime way too many golf clubs.

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[SPEAKER_19]: A lot of them are broke.

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[SPEAKER_19]: I do have a shop that have a squeegee And I have a light bulb Trader Mike is stuck in the specials high.

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[SPEAKER_18]: It led them fly He's stuck in the deep and sell them cheap, but that's not all you can find more of a deal through Target and Walmart when you click on the shopping center banner at Michael Maris Show.com

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[SPEAKER_11]: Hello there.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I know it might seem catering to it, and maybe even silly to take advice from a promo.

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[SPEAKER_19]: But I'm something of a famous radio pitchman.

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[SPEAKER_19]: So this is something you can believe in.

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[SPEAKER_19]: My mother always said that you can trust a man with facial hair.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And if you have any confidence at all in the wisdom of the mother, it's time to stare at my drawn-on mustache and eat my words.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Do you need a little more laughter in your dark secluded lonely life?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Ha, ha, sure you do.

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[SPEAKER_19]: For Penny's a day, the Bona Show will take you from zero to hero.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And all the ladies will be digging your sea.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Grab it at Michaelmarishow.com.

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[SPEAKER_19]: You'll be glad you did.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And we'll be glad for you, by the bonus show, and make me smile.

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[SPEAKER_11]: A big, flashy fake, insincere smile.

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[SPEAKER_19]: You earned it, Fijango.

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[SPEAKER_19]: In a world where others don't haveiness, one man cautioned all those around him.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Don't get happy.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Podcast village studios is proud to present you Michael Sean Patrick O'Mara in the role he was born to play.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Not gonna be f***ing Santa Claus, I will find you.

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[SPEAKER_19]: And I will kill you and Regina from the New York Times cause it for a tea pretty good.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Very good, very good.

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[SPEAKER_19]: Very good, very good.

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[SPEAKER_19]: This film is not yet rated and will not be shown anywhere.

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[SPEAKER_19]: The Michael Mara Show is available on demand in iTunes and the Google Play Store and available on Stitcher and Spotify.

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[SPEAKER_19]: In space, no one can hear you scream, but on the internet, everyone can hear you bitch.

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[SPEAKER_06]: From my comparison, T.M.A.S.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.