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[SPEAKER_03]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The higher you get the game, and then the analogy lobby is quiet with it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We will start the show.

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[SPEAKER_03]: T-M-O-S, classic, bright-a-plush back.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All right, I'm ready to hear about now your surprise.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, you're ready.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know you're going in with your heels dug in saying that I don't understand what a surprise is.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You tend to, in copy, in events, say plenty of surprises when you have nothing to say.

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[SPEAKER_04]: or you will build something as a surprise, like some people use good news.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_04]: A surprise that's anything really decent or good news either one.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But I hope that I am corrected.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, this is truly a surprise because

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[SPEAKER_05]: Kerry said over a month ago that I need to block out November 14th on my calendar is a Saturday night and that's originally when we were going to do the cocktail party so I mean it was said in stone early enough that we move the cocktail party to the 7th which actually was good today right what's that no it's it's already happened this was last 14th was this past week yeah but that's right on But the cocktail party what's my Alzheimer's kicking in

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[SPEAKER_05]: Because it was the because it was the anniversary show and I kept asking her questions Now I'm pretty plugged into what's going on in the venues around town I normally get you know notifications or something like that I didn't know if we were going out looking for Christmas lights I didn't know if it was going to be like a dinner What do you mean plugged in like like like a concert or something?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, I get press releases and stuff like that in notifications.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I just, I couldn't figure out what it was.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I was prepared to be disappointed because I thought if it was going to be something good, I'd know about it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And so it comes up and like Friday before I say, well, what do I need to wear?

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[SPEAKER_05]: What time are we leaving?

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[SPEAKER_05]: She says, well, look nice.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's casual.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And we got to be there at seven.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So we'll leave it about in 630.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So it's about a half hour away.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So it's not downtown.

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[SPEAKER_05]: and so we get to the car and she says get ready you're going to see jessie garron now Mike does the name jessie garron mean anything to you and it's a garron in radio that I a John garron that I know it's a spelled g a r r o n it's not like John garron jessie garron yeah

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, now this isn't intriguing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I do not know who you're talking about.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now I right away knew who it was.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now what you need to know is the average person may know that Elvis had a stillborn twin when he was born, and that was named Jesse Garen.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now it was Elvis Aaron and Jesse Garen, and Jesse Garen passed away.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But Jesse Garen is also the stage name of a notable East Coast Elvis impersonator.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And Kerry got me tickets to see Jesse Garen's Elvis Christmas show at the state thing so no relation to Elvis what's not wrong and when you see him you'll agree that But a relationship took kind of morbid that he's very morbid.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a very morbid.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a very morbid And also like I do we have a picture of this guy anyway in a second.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I want you to see his entrance because his entrance is effective

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[SPEAKER_05]: Then I want you to see a picture of him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is a great surprise.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was a wonderful surprise.

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[SPEAKER_05]: If you're going with him, yes, and we got there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And she said, I couldn't get you a table down on the on the main level.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, that's okay, Carrie, because there's the key rule of seeing an Elvis impersonator.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I've taught this to Mike as well, never get close.

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[SPEAKER_05]: you don't want to be close to Elvis because they never look like Elvis and the people down front are usually the cool aid drinkers and also like there was a there was a dance floor for people to dance.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sometimes it was like three people deep at the stage to get one of his sweaty scarves.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I walked in and Kerry told me what was going on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, Kerry, I refused to be the youngest person here tonight.

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[SPEAKER_05]: and I wasn't.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There were some youngsters there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There was all make and manner of people.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Do you get a sense that there were people that might be in there in a mocking way?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there were people that were there for good.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you love the show.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't get me wrong.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You love the music.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You love Elvis.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But there's that comedy stripe in a show that's part of it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's absolutely part of it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm already, I'm ready to be disappointed, but ready to have a good time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm talking to her.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm guessing what jumpsuit he's going to wear and we get there and the band is set up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And that's one thing because Diamond does an Elvis impersonators will use a taped backing track.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I love Michael Hoover who's open for us.

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[SPEAKER_05]: As a matter of fact, the last time I saw an Elvis impersonator at the legendary state theater, he was opening for us.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But the legendary Michael Hoover does a backing track on tape.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And it's not as exciting.

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[SPEAKER_04]: This is a lot of memories.

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[SPEAKER_04]: If you, this guy's got a real band.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, and also his drummer, his guitarist was not great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: His guitarist played one song mostly in the wrong key.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I, oh my god, I told Kerry, I said he'll have it talking to after the show.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But his keyboard player did a lot of work, and I want you to see his drummer.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So Josh, if we could run the tape of his entrance, did you look in the video?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this is the only thing I taped.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, exciting.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Here we go.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Let's take a look.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you could hear the drop a good tune.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There he is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it looks great.

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[SPEAKER_04]: From a distance.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, I have fun at that show.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was really good, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And what do you hear him sing?

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[SPEAKER_05]: He sounds just like him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: His moves are right, everything.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Two backup singers.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a real show.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And so not only did, um, we can take it out now, Josh, not only, I mean, I'm all in on this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would, I'd love to mock this, but I can't, that's a great gift.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was so good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He, it turned out his backup singers are, this is cute.

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[SPEAKER_05]: His wife and daughter are his backup singers.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And he did a two-hour show, which Elvis never did.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, God, that was the only, no, but every song, every song was a hit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And it was, and then he did Christmas Elvis songs too, which Elvis never did.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he did it great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He did blue Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He did Santa bring my baby back to me if every day Could be like Christmas was able to stay a surprise for you.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It really is because I'm plugged into this stuff I think this is the kind of guy that you would like seek out under normal circumstances

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would I knew of him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I looked at his website after the fact and because his name is Jesse Garin, his tagline is, we Garin T you are good to him.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You know what the key is?

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's nice to see a guy come out that is somewhat fit.

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[SPEAKER_04]: yeah compared to some of the uh... the okay so you were in the back did you get a good enough look at him to do an analysis of the like i'm so glad they might all that but something there's nothing worse than seeing an elvis impersonator of close when you see how it's so funny you should ask that's because i'll uh... leaned over to carry about two songs and i said what do you think she said he's short

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said yeah, I think he's short to but we couldn't verify it and we were leaving and then he comes out front to the dance floor And he's doing a meet and greet after the show.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, and I said to Cari said you know I got to go get a picture She said of course.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's expected So what I was not anticipating is the fact that Elvis up close doesn't much look like Elvis, but instead Greg Brady and can we see the photo Okay, let's take a peek

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[SPEAKER_04]: There he is.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There he has got a massive nose.

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[SPEAKER_04]: What would you say?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: What would you estimate?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to say 70-ish.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'd say 65 to 70 and he's probably been done around 70.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now I'll give him credit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's real hair.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's dyed black as can be, but it was real hair.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm all in.

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[SPEAKER_05]: he captured the king and by the way that is uh... i believe the black version of these starburst or sunburst jumpsuit which was a great treat you don't normally see a black jumpsuit and a good vocalist fan tat he had every high note that Elvis ever hit he nailed

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[SPEAKER_04]: I love your concert reviews and when you can make this out, I'm not sure the two hours you've probably, you know, I mean, you certainly were more entertained than I was over the weekend when I went to the hypnotist.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know, I mean really, but I bet that's a guy that performs down here too, but I wouldn't go to you two hours is too much.

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[SPEAKER_04]: No, but Mike, you know what, it's not because it's there was your somebody who spends nine hours on a theme park.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I can't You know what I don't have to.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What do you think is the perfect length for a concert?

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[SPEAKER_05]: 90 minutes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, but that would be including if they had like a filler song or something like he didn't do I am not sure when I saw heart

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[SPEAKER_04]: in Las Vegas, what their time was, but it was perfection with they were they've done.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They've just got to show their short.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They make them shorter and fast.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I love the fact that they're short.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like to just be there all night.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But there was no, none in her mission.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I was very shocked Mike, no merch table, but it was the night, a nine and a half out of ten and a perfect surprise.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And Kerry absolutely nailed it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But his name is

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[SPEAKER_05]: He will fascinate you, T.M.O.S.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Classic.

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[SPEAKER_04]: My family giving me a real hard time last night.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I am here to tell you that there is a flavor profile that I have loved forever and it is the Nog.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I love me a nice cup of Nog and by the way, they make light varieties up so you can enjoy all the flavor and you don't need the heavy, heavy, heavy, but I'll tell you, I got the pubics, egg Nog, which is the, which is the,

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[SPEAKER_04]: The low fat, and I killed it last night.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was only about a half a glass last night, but I usually wrap my evenings up with nog.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I was just kind of curious where you two might line up with Josh.

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[SPEAKER_05]: If you ever made nog, I got to ask Mike.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever made it?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think I may have tried, but it's a bit of a process.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Joshua, you were mine was a failure, so are you a nog fan?

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[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't touch it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do

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[SPEAKER_05]: the flavor profile is not unlike the fruitcake because it's got absolutely it's got a great Christmasy notion to it, but I don't think it's best served cold and a glass and also how would you serve it if you were going to serve it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I mean, I'd like it warm or, you know, just as a cake, not as a drink.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't seem right as a drink and it is so good.

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[SPEAKER_04]: When I try to make tunnels, does McDonald's still have the Ignaga milkshake that they had for a while?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they sell that anymore.

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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... but it was you have a couple in my freezer if you need it it was good it was so delicious you don't know and you know might to make it properly you have to make a custard from the yokes then you make a meringue from the whites yes you that's that's it with you much more you know i could understand if you actually made it from scratch it might be great

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[SPEAKER_04]: But also you can let's not forget it's a it's kind of an adult beverage punch can be that's the way it's Use you can throw a little booze in it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure what the perfect alcohol is.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think people could put rum in it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's wrong.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's wrong.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like a rum.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I put it in gin And I think you could put anything in it bourbon would play you know would be good as fireball

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, probably.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Can I add them to two sweet?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Am I trying to sound just like an alcoholic right now?

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[SPEAKER_04]: You are just a little too, like, interested in that fireball would be okay as you really have to like make a custard and then fold in.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's the proper way.

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[SPEAKER_05]: How does it get back to the liquid?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, because you put some milk, but also, you know, that it breaks it down with the, when the meringue goes in, it breaks it down a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But that's how you get it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That fluffy I tried to make it and literally ran out of vessels in my house because it kept getting bigger as I had Stop and Josh have you ever even tried it or you get turned off by the name turned off by the thought of it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I have not tried it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: In fact, I believe there's some in my fridge right now.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Really.

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[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm not, I am not a fan, I'm turned off by the thought of it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What if we made a different kind of nog for you, like a beef nog?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Scramble the egg nags, scramble the egg nags, sausage nags.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're so high, sausage nags.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Look, I think that that type of flavor is just so perfect for the holidays.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And people would like to, people would like to experiment during the holidays with the right mixture of alky haul that that really would give it a nice.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I think fireball would be too sweet.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_04]: big fan of rum.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I like rum, that's right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I try little makers.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think makers might be good.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I might put a little Irish in it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I might work with Irish whiskey in it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think that might work.

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[SPEAKER_05]: As always, my crown will never let you down.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You know what you are now.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You're scaring me.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Because I never asked you this.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You go ahead, Josh.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's gonna say you could be like landman and just put in a light beer and then it doesn't count us alcohol.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't, he's a, he claims he's an alcoholic, but he doesn't drink because he doesn't drink whiskey anymore.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he said.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Michael, I have a question for you.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have a tougher time during this, this holiday period?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Originally, I did.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is my third Christmas dry and it's not so bad.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not so bad.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I went to what have been a dangerous on last night.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I went to Jimmy, the old town to have an Christmas party.

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[SPEAKER_05]: how was that it was great and you know what it was really a surprise Jimmy always has someone unexpected dressed up as Santa Claus okay and one of the first guests we had on our show 15 years ago do you remember German Martin he's like a thousand feet tall he was Jimmy's a bouncer for a while

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[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly, and he had some paperwork issues and had to go back to Germany, you know, let me explain to our listeners how this works.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Jimmy had a guy that worked for him as a security door guy, who was from Germany.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And his first name was Martin.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So let me explain the intricacies of this naming process.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Jimmy decided that it would be a good name to call him German Martin.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Are you following

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[SPEAKER_05]: when we talk to last night he kept calling you American Mike American Mike that's uh... and i i wear it as a badge of honor so German Martin is a visiting yet back in i get a chance to chat with him on the guy sat next to him at dinner he's doing great i think he's going to do some work for jimmy effective now because he's back in the states so full time which is awesome uh... so many you know

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[SPEAKER_05]: we've been going to Jimmy so long.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know many of the staff.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So it was really fun.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Jimmy had a really wonderful speech, mercifully brief in the past.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They have been close to an hour.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Last night was eight minutes and 50 seconds.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You're not bad.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Be fun to have a big old party at Jimmy sometime.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, that's stop the room.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think people would like that.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think that would be a man in St. Augustine, Florida.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It was raised up off his chair for the whole year.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm thinking it would have to be outside because of all the loud cups.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes, everybody.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Bring your loud cups and test.

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[SPEAKER_03]: T.M.O.S.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Classic.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, like that, some beautiful video.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Seven, seven, W-A-B-C. Oh, I forgot about the jet trail off there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You said you had your ordinance ready.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Tis the season, Mike, for many, many, many Christmas parody records.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I want to give you a taste of them right now, okay?

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be the judge.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the first.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That, of course, a parody of all the clothes that I'm on the back.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, a great idea!

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[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, here's one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Drone, rhyme, date.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Here's one, Mike, that's just like here comes Santa Claus.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All of them linger if I think they're worthwhile.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You always have to find these guys that are just like, I'm going to really pronounce the word, so you can understand what I'm saying.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Mike?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Silent night.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now it's not Now I'm thinking that charges be filed Can they hear their dog barking so wild?

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[SPEAKER_02]: All I want is some peace

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[SPEAKER_04]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I like it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a personal story.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's unique.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's original.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And it's not trying to take advantage of a trend or... No.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's Amazon or drones.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's funny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And for those young broadcasters out there, note how I stacked those.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There was last one, right?

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[SPEAKER_04]: That was the last one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So now we need a proper Christmas song to cleanse the palate.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you remember in season?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Should I keep my finger on the trigger?

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're cool.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you remember the season six of the facts of life when certain circumstances led with the girls oh girls Staying in prison for Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_04]: No, can't say I watched that Rob Probably probably the best part is when Mrs. Garrett sang a holy night She got a nice voice

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a Broadway actress, probably.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she was.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The angel voices, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh night, oh

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think that was... You know what we find is to be in that prison and when she hit that high note to throw like a milk dud in her mouth.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, diva, oh no, there we go.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All right, where did you pull that?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Where the hell did you pull that?

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's from the Rob Spiewag Deep Cut Collection right there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All you gotta do is just click favorites.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Jelly roll, Mike, Jelly roll.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Who you know I dressed up for Halloween as him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I have a relationship with him, whatever.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, colors personal relationship.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He has a goal now that it's Christmas time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He has a goal.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Tell everybody what it is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to be on the cover of Men's Health by March of 2026.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Let's go.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's my new.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That is wife.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: One of the biggest transformations.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Also, I can't.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I did this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So it's publicly for a reason.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to be honest about my struggles with it with people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I wore it for so long.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that people that become as big as I became.

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[SPEAKER_01]: When they lose the weight, they're kind of ashamed.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're so ashamed that they go, all right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You want to lose weight for

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I think Mike he can make twenty twenty five.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think he can make the cover of men's health in twenty twenty six.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Let me in.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I have a comment about that last clip.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's going to make the cover of men's health twenty twenty six is, but the issue is who we lost last year.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think he'll be.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's going to be a weird because of the tats.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There's so much ink on him.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it'll be interesting.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You know, when you lose his weight.

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[SPEAKER_04]: The tax transformation.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The tats will get bigger because they're going to cover less air.

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[SPEAKER_04]: He's right when he says it wasn't, uh, you know, his weight didn't hold him back.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, it also didn't make him famous.

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[SPEAKER_04]: He's his music did.

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[SPEAKER_04]: His tattoos made him famous.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That's why he's got those removed as well.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that'll lose weight won't it be just slice off a hunk of face I might just I don't know that All right We're you really made his work too hard for that wrong.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You really did that with I bring back what's your name?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Who's the lady?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Charlotte right.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know that.

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[SPEAKER_04]: No go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You got you got more stuff.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I know You now I'm just I'm just shooting everything here.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I really have yeah, truly understood.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey Charlotte

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[SPEAKER_07]: She's a Merry Christmas, everybody.

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[SPEAKER_07]: We'll be back in time here.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That was wonderful.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Happy holidays.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And we'll see you in 2024.

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[SPEAKER_05]: These are all love by you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What's going on?

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[SPEAKER_05]: She lives another day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This will not be love.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All you might.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Can you name these Nepo babies?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hello, Dr.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Smile.

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[SPEAKER_04]: the guy on the left.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I know who it is.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That is Gene Simmons son.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, and Paul Stanley son.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is the second generation kid.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And their harmonies are nice.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Now are they into the

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Charlotte.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Charlotte.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, you know, Charlotte, Ray, holiday.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But anyway, so congratulations that the kiss legacy lives on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe they'll learn how to merchandise.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Are they in the biz?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Are they trying to do something?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Because I mean, they're insane.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Not except probably they are because of that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So who knows.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And let's close with this, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No DUIs.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This Christmas.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We don't want that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's really interesting.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And there's so many options.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You can take a cab, you can Uber, you can lift, you can stay home, pour all the alcohol in your bar right into a big, yellow mug of egg nags, yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam y

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[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to do roadside to New York till you're 10 next week Steve, right, you're pretty drunk?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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[SPEAKER_04]: He was on his way to see the Charlotte Ray show, give him a hug.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I am a professional, you see the front of his car, too.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That was lovely.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Little fender bender he went through.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, we gotta get out of here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That was a professional driver.

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