<v Speaker 1>Jery, Katie and Josh six one hundreds get you updated

<v Speaker 1>on all the big stories floating around this morning, I

<v Speaker 1>guess we are still within the window of wishing everybody.

<v Speaker 2>A happy New Year.

<v Speaker 3>It's getting okay.

<v Speaker 2>The ones you gotta worry about.

<v Speaker 3>Are the boomers.

<v Speaker 4>The boomers are the ones that go wait too, yeah right,

<v Speaker 4>if you are a boomer and you insist on wishing

<v Speaker 4>everybody a happy New Year well into February, we got

<v Speaker 4>some tips here for you from.

<v Speaker 5>A little kid, now an ordinary kid with a New

<v Speaker 5>Year's message for old people.

<v Speaker 6>Yo, Chad, let's log in. I'm gonna give you the

<v Speaker 6>date and put the fries in the back. You're de

<v Speaker 6>lude to think you'll ever absorb the drip, no cap.

<v Speaker 6>You're a high key troogy boomer on God, while you

<v Speaker 6>think you have gigachad energy, I are out. You're suffering

<v Speaker 6>from skibbity, brain rot, your men, your cringe, your dog water.

<v Speaker 6>You are sus So take the l in summary. Stop

<v Speaker 6>giving us the ache of your Ohio translations. I got

<v Speaker 6>a queer squality to New Year sick seven six seven

<v Speaker 6>six seven.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so now you're in the loop.

<v Speaker 5>That's good.

<v Speaker 2>Skibbity toilet dog water.

<v Speaker 3>Oh you never heard that.

<v Speaker 2>I hear all of those at home.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, I thought that was read for a second.

<v Speaker 3>Your kid, sus.

<v Speaker 2>Rizzy is the one that we hear a lot at home,

<v Speaker 2>getting Rizzy. Us making out with Nicole and the kitchen

<v Speaker 2>the other day and they walked in, We're getting Rizzy.

<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm grossed out.

<v Speaker 3>I know I can't keep her off with dog water. Uh.

<v Speaker 4>Speaking of gross the flu continues to bring misery across

<v Speaker 4>the US.

<v Speaker 5>Uh.

<v Speaker 4>They say this is the highest level of flu rates

<v Speaker 4>in twenty five years here in the US. You know,

<v Speaker 4>we came back to work yesterday after our break, and

<v Speaker 4>you know, everybody's kind of trickling in into the office.

<v Speaker 2>Everybody is sick, I.

<v Speaker 5>Know, and everyone got sick over the.

<v Speaker 2>Break, Yes nipples. I was sick for a good week.

<v Speaker 4>Big Rob was all snotty yesterday. Kevin, our boss from

<v Speaker 4>the sports station.

<v Speaker 2>You know, I hear talking.

<v Speaker 3>I was like that.

<v Speaker 2>I got choked up just doing that. Everybody's sick. Everybody's

<v Speaker 2>sick right.

<v Speaker 3>Now, and they all decided to come into our room

<v Speaker 3>yesterday and talk with you. I just wanted a chat

<v Speaker 3>real quick.

<v Speaker 5>I did not get sick, and I just want to say, like,

<v Speaker 5>feed that fever, feed that cold.

<v Speaker 4>Right, I took some dacrel just this morning because I

<v Speaker 4>can feel it again, Like yeah, knows, oh.

<v Speaker 3>Do you know? Yeah, I know. I'm like.

<v Speaker 4>They see about eleven million people have had the flu

<v Speaker 4>this season, one hundred and twenty thousand have been hospitalized,

<v Speaker 4>and sadly, five thousand people have died from getting the

<v Speaker 4>flu this year. So of course they're out there encouraging

<v Speaker 4>everybody to get those flu shots. It won't keep you

<v Speaker 4>from getting the flu, but it'll help you get from

<v Speaker 4>getting it really really bad.

<v Speaker 2>So there's that.

<v Speaker 4>Uh, these so called AI slop gifts are turning up

<v Speaker 4>at thrift stores trying to be resold after they say

<v Speaker 4>duping hall to day shoppers with misleading ads.

<v Speaker 2>So slop is low quality.

<v Speaker 4>Digital content produced by artificial intelligence delivered via social media.

<v Speaker 4>So they've got all these products that are just garbage

<v Speaker 4>products that these companies have taken AI and enhanced the

<v Speaker 4>look of them and everything posted pictures of them. People

<v Speaker 4>are ordering them and they get it and it's crap.

<v Speaker 4>It's all timu stuff.

<v Speaker 7>Right.

<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, yeah, learned my lesson with.

<v Speaker 3>That, Katie.

<v Speaker 4>So Goodwill and arc and all them. They're saying that

<v Speaker 4>they are being bombarded right now with all this online garbage. Essentially,

<v Speaker 4>all this stuff that people are donating, you know, from

<v Speaker 4>mugs to you know, blankets to shirts, top I know what,

<v Speaker 4>it's straight garbage.

<v Speaker 5>Last year I bought a pool for my friend for

<v Speaker 5>her backyard, and it came and it was literally like

<v Speaker 5>a Barbie pool. I'm not And it didn't say that

<v Speaker 5>like it had real people in that pool in the ad.

<v Speaker 3>You can't how much did you pay for it?

<v Speaker 5>I paid like twenty bucks for this pool, and I'm superaclaimer.

<v Speaker 4>There's nothing on there, an incredibly small print that says,

<v Speaker 4>you know what it really.

<v Speaker 5>Is, exactly in the small small print, because again the

<v Speaker 5>picture is people in this pool.

<v Speaker 2>Like I'm like, that's amazing.

<v Speaker 3>I'll get that for you. Katie reads the small print.

<v Speaker 2>You're right, what small print?

<v Speaker 4>The pictures are pressure by Now she's a picture person.

<v Speaker 4>So here's something that Katie would eat. The world's oldest

<v Speaker 4>Twinkie is turning fifty this year. I was a chemistry

<v Speaker 4>teacher in Maine, I believe opened up a twinkie as

<v Speaker 4>an experiment in his class in nineteen seventy six and

<v Speaker 4>it has been like up on a shelf at the

<v Speaker 4>school ever since.

<v Speaker 2>And I've got some audio.

<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to play it because it's stupid, but

<v Speaker 4>essentially the twinkie looks basically the same after fifty years,

<v Speaker 4>which is eye opening. I mean, he says it's a

<v Speaker 4>little brittle, like it's dried out and stuff, so you

<v Speaker 4>don't want to smack it around it'll disintegrate. But you know,

<v Speaker 4>it's they're on a shelf, it looks exactly the same

<v Speaker 4>as it did.

<v Speaker 7>What they say, twinkies and cockroaches are the only things

<v Speaker 7>that can survive, you know, a nuclear war.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, I mean he's proven the point.

<v Speaker 4>I like Twinkies. They changed them though, they they've taken

<v Speaker 4>out all.

<v Speaker 2>The good stuff. They used to be really good back in.

<v Speaker 5>The really filed Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>No, And honestly, I have animal facts.

<v Speaker 5>I'd prefer a Zinger over a Twinkie. They have the

<v Speaker 5>chocolate frosting on top, like Twinkies don't have the frosting,

<v Speaker 5>so that's where the Zinger gets.

<v Speaker 2>But the frosting's in the middle.

<v Speaker 7>I know.

<v Speaker 5>But the Zinger has the frosting on the top and

<v Speaker 5>in the middle like, whoa, it's over frost.

<v Speaker 3>No, no it's not.

<v Speaker 5>It's perfect. It's a perfect combo. Probably also last fifty years.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and you're.

<v Speaker 2>Good, Josh. What's the sports stuff?

<v Speaker 7>This is such a cool story. So I've actually been

<v Speaker 7>able to see these guys not do what they do.

<v Speaker 7>But the Hershey Bears, they're a minor league hockey team

<v Speaker 7>in Pennsylvania. They were about three hours away from where

<v Speaker 7>I used to live, and so I got to see

<v Speaker 7>a couple of games.

<v Speaker 3>But what they do is.

<v Speaker 7>This huge Teddy Bear toss and it is such a

<v Speaker 7>cool event they put on every single year. Last year

<v Speaker 7>they threw one hundred thousand stuffed animals onto the ice

<v Speaker 7>and it's a tradition that they do after the first

<v Speaker 7>home goal is scored. So when the Hershey Bears score

<v Speaker 7>the first goal of the game, that's when Mayhem goes

<v Speaker 7>and commences the line belpedial shot.

<v Speaker 8>Like gone, sweet condly Ham, it's a sky bullet, stuffies,

<v Speaker 8>it's the Teddy Bear Toss.

<v Speaker 2>Magick in harshade.

<v Speaker 3>Release the Bears.

<v Speaker 4>Unbelievable sight here just watching all these six fly to

<v Speaker 4>the ice.

<v Speaker 8>There's of all shapes and size and the ice quickly

<v Speaker 8>litterated by all sorts of stuffies.

<v Speaker 3>And all for a great cause.

<v Speaker 8>Over sixty local organizations benefit as part of the Hershey

<v Speaker 8>Bears Carousel.

<v Speaker 4>Trim requirement for all hockey announcers that sound like that.

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah you heard.

<v Speaker 5>I was like, that's part of the job.

<v Speaker 4>It just gets me every time, first test, and they

<v Speaker 4>sound like that on a daily basis too.

<v Speaker 3>They don't turn it off. That's nowhere.

<v Speaker 7>Obviously you heard. What they do is for a very

<v Speaker 7>good cause. They give them to children and need shelters,

<v Speaker 7>everything like that. And I mean, look, yesterday they didn't

<v Speaker 7>break the record, but it was still eighty one thousand

<v Speaker 7>sub animals. If you haven't seen the video, look, it's

<v Speaker 7>viral everywhere. I think we should post it to think

<v Speaker 7>I did. Okay, It is so cool to see it's

<v Speaker 7>a waterfall. Yeah, it's a literal.

<v Speaker 4>Water It's the first post right now on the Jeremy

<v Speaker 4>Katie Josh face.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So it's a really cool looking thing.

<v Speaker 7>And obviously it's for a good cause, and there is Jake,

<v Speaker 7>can we hit one more thing really quick? I want

<v Speaker 7>to talk about. Yesterday was Black Monday in the NFL.

<v Speaker 7>It's It's a horrible day for a lot of coaches.

<v Speaker 7>It is the day that a lot of head coaches

<v Speaker 7>unfortunately get fired if they if they underperform at the

<v Speaker 7>end of the season.

<v Speaker 3>Yesterday four coaches were fired.

<v Speaker 7>It was the Falcons, the Browns, the Cardinals, and one

<v Speaker 7>other team, the Raiders, thank you, And it's just such

<v Speaker 7>a bummer to hear what happens and what goes on

<v Speaker 7>with these poor cars.

<v Speaker 9>The Las Vegas Raiders fire head coach Big Carrol, the

<v Speaker 9>Cleveland Browns fighter head coach Kevin Stefansky. The Atlanta Falcons

<v Speaker 9>fire Raheem Morrish, the Arizona Cardinals fire Jonathan Bannon, the

<v Speaker 9>New York Tiants fire Brian Dabble. And I'm telling you,

<v Speaker 9>Titans fire Brian Callahan.

<v Speaker 2>Tough to av coach.

<v Speaker 7>It is. That's obviously making light of it, and it

<v Speaker 7>is kind of funny. I saw the top comment underneath

<v Speaker 7>that post where it basically is like a huge, you

<v Speaker 7>know deal. They said they should do that for normal people, like, hey,

<v Speaker 7>Brian from a county, you're fired.

<v Speaker 9>Oh no, you.

<v Speaker 5>Could do some of that. Your numbers don't add up, but.

<v Speaker 2>Band them from sales for Brandon from sales.

<v Speaker 3>That was Jeremy.

<v Speaker 7>That's but I think it's kind of funny. It's a

<v Speaker 7>fun way. I mean, look the coat and they're not

<v Speaker 7>hurting for money exactly. They'll be and they'll be picked up,

<v Speaker 7>they'll get scooped up, they will they'll be all right.

<v Speaker 5>Okay, a couple of quick things quick. So National Western

<v Speaker 5>Stock Show, the kickoff parade that's going to start everything

<v Speaker 5>up on Thursday this week. Ye one hundred and twentieth

<v Speaker 5>Annual National Western That's how they have to sound, except

<v Speaker 5>that's also a requirement for the guy who does that.

<v Speaker 5>So Pete Core's is this year's Grand Marshal.

<v Speaker 2>So it'll be a pretty cool.

<v Speaker 8>Big deal.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, parade that worries me every year.

<v Speaker 5>Thursday, so that'll be starting things up. And that's got

<v Speaker 5>the those steers, the steers with the longhorns, right, it's

<v Speaker 5>going down Main Street and yeah, that's going to be

<v Speaker 5>the kickoff Parade's great, So yeah, that's happening on Thursday.

<v Speaker 2>It's called the Kickoff Parade, yes.

<v Speaker 5>Just like that. And then also Denver Zoo Free Days,

<v Speaker 5>so that's coming up. The Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance announced

<v Speaker 5>that they're going to have many free days throughout the year.

<v Speaker 5>And the way this works, by the way, is it's

<v Speaker 5>all online. So like the first one is coming up

<v Speaker 5>on January twenty fifth, so tickets will be available starting

<v Speaker 5>January eleventh, and folks, if you want to get in

<v Speaker 5>on that, you can go to Denver Zoo dot org

<v Speaker 5>and you have to reserve your tickets starting January eleventh.

<v Speaker 5>So again, all year long, they'll have free days and

<v Speaker 5>you can get to the website and they'll tell you

<v Speaker 5>exactly when those are. But I think that's great for

<v Speaker 5>families who can't afford to bring all the kid goes

<v Speaker 5>to the zoo, so they're making it affordable at least

<v Speaker 5>a couple times this year. And then a couple stories.

<v Speaker 5>This one is just insane because it's sad. Coming out

<v Speaker 5>of Welld County. A driver accidentally hit and killed a

<v Speaker 5>dog while they were driving, and they felt really bad

<v Speaker 5>about it, so they stopped and they found the owners,

<v Speaker 5>and the owners they approached the vehicle screaming, allegedly assaulted

<v Speaker 5>the victim while demanding money for the death of their dog.

<v Speaker 5>And then they also tried to take the watch of

<v Speaker 5>the guy, give us your watch. They were shaking him down.

<v Speaker 5>I know, and so like they were both arrested. One

<v Speaker 5>of them was a minor, so they're not releasing the

<v Speaker 5>information or anything. But man, that guy was just trying

<v Speaker 5>to do the right thing. And that's the thing is

<v Speaker 5>as well as they found out that the dogs like

<v Speaker 5>rushed out into the road, so they tried to avoid

<v Speaker 5>your dog. The driver was not at fault and again

<v Speaker 5>went the extra mile trying to notify the owners and

<v Speaker 5>make everything okay. And so yeah, cops in well tat

<v Speaker 5>it's so scary. Yeah, so they had to rest both

<v Speaker 5>of those folks there in Weald County. And then this

<v Speaker 5>one is quite interesting because you know, you know, I

<v Speaker 5>have been doing the online dating thing, and online dating

<v Speaker 5>is right.

<v Speaker 10>Oh my god, I can't believe Jason just dumped me.

<v Speaker 10>He's a journey He's the worst. Don't you worry, girls,

<v Speaker 10>just trust me open tenders. Oh no, Linda, let's just

<v Speaker 10>go back to our studies. I will just spend a

<v Speaker 10>little time on there.

<v Speaker 2>You might even get lucky. Kyo, what's up. My name

<v Speaker 2>is Chad.

<v Speaker 10>I go to school in my grades are in bed.

<v Speaker 2>I play sports and a.

<v Speaker 5>Hang with friends.

<v Speaker 10>I don't know, it's just a little basic.

<v Speaker 2>Pass Yo, my name is Derek forty five.

<v Speaker 3>With my parents, I got nineteen different ferrets.

<v Speaker 10>I don't like this guy's apparent.

<v Speaker 2>Clear it evening lady, my name's Patrick.

<v Speaker 10>Workout daily.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm Matrick.

<v Speaker 10>I get paid. See, let's make magic. I think Pat

<v Speaker 10>might be a catfish data Next I'm a bit insane.

<v Speaker 10>But next time, my name is David. Next, no game?

<v Speaker 10>Oh wait, I matched up with the guy who has

<v Speaker 10>a gold face. No way, I think it's a match.

<v Speaker 10>I cannot believe this isn't a secret magic. Linda's a genius.

<v Speaker 3>Can you see me?

<v Speaker 9>Some b picks?

<v Speaker 3>This is literally what.

<v Speaker 2>That's fantastic.

<v Speaker 5>That is exactly how it is. Though. Online dates request

<v Speaker 5>so crazy, the pic requests are bad. But so a

<v Speaker 5>new app is actually coming from an old app trying

<v Speaker 5>to make all of this easier. So have you heard

<v Speaker 5>a phone fling? Okay, so it's one of the very

<v Speaker 5>first online dating apps. I hadn't heard of it either,

<v Speaker 5>but it came out in two thousand and five, and

<v Speaker 5>it's pretty similar to all the apps we see now. Right,

<v Speaker 5>everything is digital. Everything's based on pictures and swiping and

<v Speaker 5>da da da da dah. So that same company they

<v Speaker 5>are trying to make everything easier by launching a new

<v Speaker 5>app and that concept. They're gonna launch it right here

<v Speaker 5>in Denver, So it's gonna start here in Denver. And

<v Speaker 5>this thing there's no swipe being, almost no messaging, and

<v Speaker 5>photos are entirely optional. So it's actually quite interesting what

<v Speaker 5>they do. It's called Swerve, and once you sign up

<v Speaker 5>for it, it will just tell you people who are like

<v Speaker 5>similar to you, people who have the same interest and whatnot.

<v Speaker 5>And if you sign up like everybody who's on Swerve,

<v Speaker 5>it'll tell people where they are. So let's say you

<v Speaker 5>go to a bar, right and there are two people

<v Speaker 5>in this bar who connect with you on Swerve. Well,

<v Speaker 5>you can see across the street there's twelve people who

<v Speaker 5>will connect with you on Swerve, so you can swerve

<v Speaker 5>your location to that bar instead. I think it's awesome

<v Speaker 5>because so they're trying to encourage in person meeting, right.

<v Speaker 5>So that's how they're doing it is they're like, we're

<v Speaker 5>gonna have people just not be able to see what

<v Speaker 5>they look like. You just have the opportunity to meet

<v Speaker 5>somebody in person. And they're hoping that that new concept

<v Speaker 5>is gonna be a whole new online dating and I

<v Speaker 5>love it and again launching right here in Denver, so

<v Speaker 5>get ready for it. It's gonna be in the spring.

<v Speaker 5>They're gonna start rolling on us, you know what. You

<v Speaker 5>know I'm gonna be on it.

<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it's any you for as an army.

<v Speaker 5>Okay, I mean they got the meat. So that's duh, duh.

<v Speaker 4>Here's your hype with Jeremy, Katie and Josh here it

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