<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Good news if.

<v Speaker 3>You're planning on dying soon. The CDC is reporting that

<v Speaker 3>life expectancy in the US has risen to an average

<v Speaker 3>of seventy nine years old.

<v Speaker 4>That still gets you, though it doesn't it things nine.

<v Speaker 2>It's better for you.

<v Speaker 3>Females reached eighty one point four, males seventy six point five.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, uh, And we just die sooner because.

<v Speaker 4>Because you do stupid things you like.

<v Speaker 1>You ladies make us want to die.

<v Speaker 4>Oh no, that's not it. We keep you in mind.

<v Speaker 2>Is that what you do?

<v Speaker 4>You'd be like five if it weren't for us.

<v Speaker 1>I feel like we're sick of the nag and all

<v Speaker 1>the time.

<v Speaker 4>You know what, Enough's enough.

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna die.

<v Speaker 3>Take me now today, I'm tired of being egged at

<v Speaker 3>about not loading the dishwasher.

<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'll show you.

<v Speaker 2>I'll die.

<v Speaker 4>Oh take that, you sure did too.

<v Speaker 3>A hot new trend out this morning, Katie. I'm wondering

<v Speaker 3>if you fall into this group. It's a new trend

<v Speaker 3>in music and it's called.

<v Speaker 1>Cigarette mom rock like vernal equinad.

<v Speaker 4>No, I don't like it already.

<v Speaker 1>What is It's gritty female alt rock from the nineties

<v Speaker 1>of two thousands. Oh, Vernal put on put on some garbage.

<v Speaker 4>Oh garbage, okay, But on Lana's more as set. Helena

<v Speaker 4>is more set, Yes, okay, like I can dig that.

<v Speaker 4>I mean, there was definitely a time in my life

<v Speaker 4>when I had jagged Little Pill on repeat, right, Melissa Ethridge,

<v Speaker 4>Melissa Ethridge.

<v Speaker 1>Bianna Apple and Avril Levine the skater girl.

<v Speaker 2>Come on, Retty, she's gritty.

<v Speaker 4>We didn't love Avril.

<v Speaker 1>A Vernal Equinox loves.

<v Speaker 3>If you guys are good, if we rap early, I

<v Speaker 3>can maybe sneak on in Atlanta's song for all the

<v Speaker 3>moms out.

<v Speaker 2>There, Yes we will all you're really good.

<v Speaker 3>But on some of Lanta it's more a set yere beer.

<v Speaker 3>This is going on new Netflix show. It's a dating show,

<v Speaker 3>come out. It's coming out in March. It's called The

<v Speaker 3>Age of Attraction, and contestants range in age from twenty

<v Speaker 3>two to fifty nine. But nobody knows the true age.

<v Speaker 3>As you're trying to date all these people.

<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I like.

<v Speaker 2>The new version of Love is blind.

<v Speaker 1>My name's Vernal. I'm twenty two years old and I'm

<v Speaker 1>looking for love.

<v Speaker 2>That's the thing.

<v Speaker 4>Do we know if they can hear each other, because

<v Speaker 4>I mean, someone's voice can be a pretty good inn they.

<v Speaker 1>Need they hang out. They just don't divulge their age

<v Speaker 1>so they get to see it.

<v Speaker 2>But you can tell when someone's like in their fifties.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you got a guy who's in his twenty who's

<v Speaker 3>gone fully gray already.

<v Speaker 2>You don't know how old he is, right, So that's

<v Speaker 2>the thing.

<v Speaker 4>It's so funny. I dated a guy who was like younger,

<v Speaker 4>but he was fully gray, and I thought that that

<v Speaker 4>would give me the confidence and be like, yeah, we're

<v Speaker 4>than you're older than me, it's fine. But then he

<v Speaker 4>couldn't pay for his own gas. So there are places

<v Speaker 4>that it'll just peek out. No matter what, you know,

<v Speaker 4>true age will shine eventually. So I just I don't

<v Speaker 4>know if I could be down with that.

<v Speaker 2>I watch though I know it's kind of juicy.

<v Speaker 3>I don't want to watch it. Yes, I'll give you

<v Speaker 3>one more thing. A woman's epic TikTok review of cream

<v Speaker 3>cheese has gone viral this morning. Her name is Janet Marie,

<v Speaker 3>and she's reviewing cream cheese. But the reason it's exploding

<v Speaker 3>is you gotta go see the video. It's on her

<v Speaker 3>Facebook Jeremy Katy Josh on Facebook. She's got a hairstyle

<v Speaker 3>that surrounds her face in the shape of a pumpkin.

<v Speaker 2>They're calling her helmet head.

<v Speaker 3>It's the most epic mom hair you are ever gonna see.

<v Speaker 3>And I mean just listening to her is pretty delightful too.

<v Speaker 5>It is only one cream cheese. You got half what

<v Speaker 5>you bagel tempty? Right, it's so fluffy?

<v Speaker 2>All right?

<v Speaker 5>I have to tell you the comments on my cream

<v Speaker 5>cheese video had me choking. You guys, I mean somebody

<v Speaker 5>even called me helmet head. What the frig But I

<v Speaker 5>laughed out loud, literally, I love you?

<v Speaker 4>Is that?

<v Speaker 2>Like?

<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to I'm trying to think of who she

<v Speaker 4>reminds me of. But there's just a bunch of people

<v Speaker 4>coming into my mind right now. Yeah, incredibles, but with

<v Speaker 4>lighter hair. That's exactly it. That's exactly it her.

<v Speaker 2>What the freak?

<v Speaker 4>Oh that's makes me want to try that cream cheese.

<v Speaker 2>Delicious? Delicious. What's the sports?

<v Speaker 6>So this is funny news. Colorado University. University of Colorado

<v Speaker 6>has just landed a major commit from Bowling Green. He's

<v Speaker 6>a standout linebacker, and Deon Sanders grabbed him in the

<v Speaker 6>transfer portal. Last season, he had one hundred and twenty

<v Speaker 6>tackles and seventeen tackles for losses. This guy is amazing,

<v Speaker 6>But he is not going viral for that at all,

<v Speaker 6>Jeremy and Katie.

<v Speaker 2>He is going viral for his middle name.

<v Speaker 1>Oh this will be perfect.

<v Speaker 4>Come here, baby, tell the world what your middle name is.

<v Speaker 3>Is ESPN legal middle name?

<v Speaker 4>Espnes, I said, and he's like, no, it's literally pronounced.

<v Speaker 3>ESPN playing football.

<v Speaker 4>His dad asked his daddy the story, and he was like, yeah.

<v Speaker 3>My wife was like kind of out of it, and

<v Speaker 3>they brought the They brought the birth certificate and I

<v Speaker 3>just quick put his middle name in there.

<v Speaker 6>She was mad, it is ESPN, named after the Four

<v Speaker 6>Letter Network because his dad was such a huge fan

<v Speaker 6>of that that when he was born, his mom was

<v Speaker 6>still kind of under all the medicine medication going on.

<v Speaker 6>He took the birth certificate and wrote ESPN in the

<v Speaker 6>middle name section. I know that's what his mom said, Mom,

<v Speaker 6>weird is Gideon Espn Lamprin. I love that one. He

<v Speaker 6>was born to be a football player. It reminds me

<v Speaker 6>of the Adam Sandler movie where he named his daughter Espen. Yes,

<v Speaker 6>he also loved the Four Letter Networks so good.

<v Speaker 2>I love it.

<v Speaker 6>So look out for Gideon Espn Lampren this coming football season.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, hey, I found this story and oh my goodness,

<v Speaker 4>I laughed. A truck full of Coors banquet spilling on

<v Speaker 4>the highway. Yeah, this happened. I know, a truck for

<v Speaker 4>the homies, guys. The crash happened at it well, was

<v Speaker 4>Wednesday night and so it was Highway fifty eight right

<v Speaker 4>where you get on to eastbound I seventies, so right

<v Speaker 4>on the interchange there the semi truck blew a tire

<v Speaker 4>and tipped over. Police thank yeah, I know right. They

<v Speaker 4>said it took him about five hours to clear it.

<v Speaker 4>And the pictures I'm sure you've seen him floating around

<v Speaker 4>on social media. They're a little sad for beer drinkers

<v Speaker 4>and king It is so funny everywhere to see a

<v Speaker 4>highway full of Coors banquet, I mean hundreds of beers

<v Speaker 4>and then dozens of kegs out on the highway. But

<v Speaker 4>it is the comments on the Wheatwitch re dang it

<v Speaker 4>wheat Ridge pds Facebook so good, like would have been

<v Speaker 4>a one to two hour clean up. If you called

<v Speaker 4>me and the boys and then is there still beer?

<v Speaker 4>Asking for a friend? And that's not a wreck, that's

<v Speaker 4>a party. So yeah, it's pretty funny if you go

<v Speaker 4>just read the comments. That'll keep you busy for couple

<v Speaker 4>hours for sure. This news coming out yesterday as well.

<v Speaker 4>The Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association or the PRCA, they're gonna

<v Speaker 4>move their headquarters from Colorado Springs to Wyoming. I know,

<v Speaker 4>I know a lot of people are not gonna be

<v Speaker 4>happy about this. In Colorado, the Cowboys state, they're pretty ecstatic.

<v Speaker 4>As you can imagine. They don't have a lot going

<v Speaker 4>on in Wyoming, so they're like, yes, bring a headquarters here, please.

<v Speaker 4>They're gonna be building some new digs for the Cowboys Association,

<v Speaker 4>and there's also no state income tax there, so that's

<v Speaker 4>a big reason they're gonna move it. That's gonna happen

<v Speaker 4>in early twenty twenty nine, so get ready. Hey, some

<v Speaker 4>roosters saved from drugs and rooster fights. That's making the news.

<v Speaker 4>Seriously though, seventeen roosters were found in Eagle County. Deputy there.

<v Speaker 4>I know, you can't even start it with al laffy,

<v Speaker 4>but they pulled over a suspicious vehicle. In it, they

<v Speaker 4>found illegal drugs, a large amount of money, the roosters,

<v Speaker 4>and then blades and equipment consistent with rooster fighting. So

<v Speaker 4>you're horrible, it's horrible, but you're gonna be happy to

<v Speaker 4>know that the roosters were brought to the Eagle County

<v Speaker 4>Animal Services and then they helped safely remove those roosters

<v Speaker 4>and gave them a new start at the Zig's Rooster Sanctuary.

<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute, Danzig's roost Rooster Sanctuary. That's the Denver

<v Speaker 4>I know, there's actually a rooster sanctuary and it's just

<v Speaker 4>east of the Mile High City. So if you want

<v Speaker 4>to go, you never sleep.

<v Speaker 2>In there, hang out how long till they turn into KFC, I.

<v Speaker 4>Know, so sanctuary. Oh they don't have to worry about that.

<v Speaker 4>But uh yeah, I just like that there's a happy

<v Speaker 4>ending for those roosters because that's kind of sad, right,

<v Speaker 4>it is sad. I mean, they don't know any better.

<v Speaker 4>They were just doing their job. So now they get

<v Speaker 4>to have a happy life. Uh is that good? Okay?

<v Speaker 2>And then just.

<v Speaker 4>A friendly reminder, Just a friendly reminder because girl Scout

<v Speaker 4>cookies will go on sale on Sunday in person sales.

<v Speaker 4>So when you see those girl Scouts going up to

<v Speaker 4>the grocery store, going up.

<v Speaker 3>To them, hanging out and looking right in the face

<v Speaker 3>and go no, no, no no.

<v Speaker 4>You buy those cookies. Like again, I will track down

<v Speaker 4>the girl Scouts. They don't have to find me. I

<v Speaker 4>will find you, just so you know,