<v Speaker 1>Jeremy, Katie and Josh in the morning.

<v Speaker 2>Nick really quick though, God, Katie was talking about Mexican

<v Speaker 2>food off the air. Yeah, is it wrong that I

<v Speaker 2>just want to go to lunch and have margaritas and

<v Speaker 2>soap a pias.

<v Speaker 1>That's wrong, That's all I want. Yeah, margaritas and soap Pia's.

<v Speaker 3>The wrong with that.

<v Speaker 4>I mean, your stomach might be a little upset, but

<v Speaker 4>you'll be happy.

<v Speaker 3>You will be happy.

<v Speaker 5>See.

<v Speaker 3>I just if I went I like soap a Pia's.

<v Speaker 4>But I am more of a flawn girl. And if

<v Speaker 4>they have flawn at a Mexican restaurant, that's the.

<v Speaker 3>Way I'm going.

<v Speaker 1>You're going flawn over soapo pea.

<v Speaker 3>So much Mexican.

<v Speaker 6>Know what do you mean?

<v Speaker 3>Like it's like straight creamy custard. It's just like.

<v Speaker 1>On a plate.

<v Speaker 2>Anymore.

<v Speaker 3>All Right, Yummy, that's crazy.

<v Speaker 1>Your time is up.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, you gotta get this email Flawn I Liken.

<v Speaker 1>It's like eating a loogie. It's not like.

<v Speaker 3>It's just like cremper lay.

<v Speaker 2>I thought we were done with it. I gotta turn

<v Speaker 2>the music back off again. You're making me turn my

<v Speaker 2>music on and off. I'm so frustrated.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, Are you done?

<v Speaker 3>Yes? I love now I'm done.

<v Speaker 2>Fawn is so disgusting, like it's slides right off the place,

<v Speaker 2>should slide right off the plate into the trash.

<v Speaker 3>No, I think that you've just had the wrong flawn.

<v Speaker 3>You need to go have the right flawn.

<v Speaker 1>And need somebody with a strong flawn game.

<v Speaker 2>Now.

<v Speaker 1>Sorry I even brought up soap pias. It led to

<v Speaker 1>this disaster.

<v Speaker 3>All right.

<v Speaker 2>So I've always said that we are a highly accessible

<v Speaker 2>morning show. Our phone lines are wide open every morning,

<v Speaker 2>the text line is open. You can send us messages

<v Speaker 2>all day long. This one actually came in on my

<v Speaker 2>personal Instagram, which is weird. My shut up Jeremy dude

<v Speaker 2>named Eric sent me a big old long message. I

<v Speaker 2>was like, eh, we could probably talk about this on

<v Speaker 2>the show. So he started it off with saying, Hey,

<v Speaker 2>they're jare Bear.

<v Speaker 1>Oh thinks that's cute.

<v Speaker 2>I think I need to get your take on this.

<v Speaker 2>I met this girl in person at a bar.

<v Speaker 1>A few weeks ago.

<v Speaker 2>She's maybe like five seven or five eight, super cool,

<v Speaker 2>great vibe. Been on a few dates since then. Everything's

<v Speaker 2>been going well. And then he goes, bro, she's hot.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, good for you, Eric, get it.

<v Speaker 2>He goes on to say, but I am a shorter

<v Speaker 2>than average guy, think about five five, he said. Oh,

<v Speaker 2>and when we met, I was wearing those elevator shoes.

<v Speaker 2>They look totally normal, but at about four inches on

<v Speaker 2>the inside. So this whole time, she's been experiencing the deluxe,

<v Speaker 2>premium height version of me. He says, I'm starting to

<v Speaker 2>freak out a little bit because eventually there's gonna be

<v Speaker 2>a moment where the shoes are gonna have to come off.

<v Speaker 2>And when that happens, I drink like a balloon, which

<v Speaker 2>is a pretty funny line that.

<v Speaker 3>The visual.

<v Speaker 2>He says, I didn't lie to her outright, but I

<v Speaker 2>also didn't exactly disclose, and I'm rocking internal stilts. I'm

<v Speaker 2>worried that she's gonna feel blindsided by my height, I

<v Speaker 2>wrote back, more like short sighted.

<v Speaker 3>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>He goes on to say, jer can you ask you

<v Speaker 2>or women listening, Hey, women listening, if you found out

<v Speaker 2>a guy you were dating is actually four inches shorter

<v Speaker 2>than your thought, what's your reaction? Would you feel weird

<v Speaker 2>about it? Would you be deceived? Would be enough to

<v Speaker 2>make you break things off? Do I come clean now

<v Speaker 2>or wait it out? Or maybe like casually bring it up.

<v Speaker 1>He goes on with some other scenarios whatever.

<v Speaker 2>He ends by saying, I really like this girl, but

<v Speaker 2>I also don't want to get dumped because of my shoes.

<v Speaker 1>Thanks Ja and JKJ love you guys. And that's from

<v Speaker 1>Eric on my instagrams.

<v Speaker 2>So there is the question before you, ladies, do you

<v Speaker 2>want a short king in your life?

<v Speaker 1>Uh?

<v Speaker 2>Three O three six nine one mix three O three

<v Speaker 2>six nine one sixteen forty nine?

<v Speaker 3>Can you clarify some things for me real quick?

<v Speaker 1>I'll try.

<v Speaker 3>What are elevator shoes?

<v Speaker 2>Their shoes with like lifts in them. Essentially they make

<v Speaker 2>you look a little taller.

<v Speaker 3>They're four inches like they can make you.

<v Speaker 1>Don't look at me, Katie, I don't. We're looking at Josh.

<v Speaker 2>I don't like you, Josh. Like I got my cowboy

<v Speaker 2>boots on right now?

<v Speaker 1>Look at this like look at that lift. I mean

<v Speaker 1>that's good.

<v Speaker 2>I mean my foot's like there. You're looking at the.

<v Speaker 3>Least two I guess it's like, yeah, two inches.

<v Speaker 2>I got my cowboy boots on. Look at the phone

<v Speaker 2>lines already ringing. I want to hear from the ladies.

<v Speaker 2>Is this a deception? Would you still go out with

<v Speaker 2>this guy if you got say intimate, it doesn't have

<v Speaker 2>to be intimate. You're just at home watching a movie. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>he kicks his shoes off, and all of a sudden

<v Speaker 2>you're looking down at him.

<v Speaker 1>What the frick?

<v Speaker 4>I'm so torn with this right now, I like, I

<v Speaker 4>want to hear what other people have to say. You.

<v Speaker 2>Let's sound off, give Eric some advice, specifically the ladies.

<v Speaker 2>Have you been in this situation when you found out

<v Speaker 2>there's a little false advertising going on?

<v Speaker 3>Well, no, I'm wondering. I had no idea that like

<v Speaker 3>they were a thing, So.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know elevator shoes.

<v Speaker 2>Uh, sound off. I want to get some folks on

<v Speaker 2>the air with us today.

<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to you. Here's Gino. Hi, Gino, Hey,

<v Speaker 1>hey yourself, what are your thoughts?

<v Speaker 3>Oh?

<v Speaker 6>Well, you know it's it's it's one of these little predicaments.

<v Speaker 5>But it's not that bad because how do you know

<v Speaker 5>she's not wearing the big ol' high heels, the hooker boots.

<v Speaker 1>And shot head hit on, Gino. We'll go ahead, moving Molly, Hi,

<v Speaker 1>Molly Hi. Don't use potty mouth language like Gino did.

<v Speaker 2>All right, good night. Side note, don't ever let Gino

<v Speaker 2>back on the air. So, Mollie, you sound sweet. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>So what are your thoughts on Eric's situation.

<v Speaker 7>I think he needs to tell her immediately. The longer

<v Speaker 7>it goes on, the weirder it's gonna be. And I

<v Speaker 7>think at this point it's already weird. The only way

<v Speaker 7>to get out of it is to like make a

<v Speaker 7>joke about it and like really make light of it

<v Speaker 7>and then not to be too blunt. But I think

<v Speaker 7>he needs to throw the shoes in the trash because

<v Speaker 7>this is the only situation it's going to get him

<v Speaker 7>in every time.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Like, why would you keep wearing these?

<v Speaker 2>Because he said that they've been out on a few

<v Speaker 2>dates is his line, We've been out on a few dates. Like,

<v Speaker 2>I think what I would do is I would get

<v Speaker 2>shoes that are slowly shorter.

<v Speaker 1>Shorter, shorter, shorter, is what you need to do, Molly,

<v Speaker 1>I've been the whole time.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just slowly start shrinking until she doesn't notice.

<v Speaker 7>That's brilliant.

<v Speaker 2>So would you I got to ask you, moll if

<v Speaker 2>you were dating a guy and you thought he was

<v Speaker 2>like five eight or whatever, and then all of a

<v Speaker 2>sudden find out he's not he's like five or five

<v Speaker 2>to three.

<v Speaker 1>Would that like, would that deter you from dating him?

<v Speaker 5>No?

<v Speaker 7>Actually no, I don't think that the shortness the height

<v Speaker 7>difference is a turnoff or red flag. But I think

<v Speaker 7>the shoes are because it highlights that he's insecure about it,

<v Speaker 7>and you know, I'm attracted to confidence, so that's what

<v Speaker 7>I'd be looking for.

<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's pretty solid, good way to put it, you know. Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>That's the thing is, there are so many people out

<v Speaker 4>there who really are like turned on by somebody's brain,

<v Speaker 4>Like how smart they are, how they interact with people,

<v Speaker 4>Like looks don't have a lot to do with it.

<v Speaker 4>So I think you're right, Mollie. Think he's doing himself

<v Speaker 4>a disservice in that regard.

<v Speaker 2>If he was short and stupid, you would leave him though, right.

<v Speaker 7>Yeah, he's a really nice guy.

<v Speaker 1>Great smile though, Mollie, thank you for calling in this morning.

<v Speaker 1>Really appreciate you. Have a good day.

<v Speaker 7>Yes, thank you?

<v Speaker 1>All right, bye?

<v Speaker 2>Who else do we go?

<v Speaker 1>We got Melissa?

<v Speaker 7>Hi?

<v Speaker 1>Melissa, Hi girl? So what are you think about?

<v Speaker 8>I love you, love you?

<v Speaker 3>Love that.

<v Speaker 5>So I mean, did I do something that I thought

<v Speaker 5>I thought I heard that he was honest with her,

<v Speaker 5>and he told her.

<v Speaker 2>No, he hasn't told her yet. His line here is,

<v Speaker 2>I'm starting to panic because eventually there's going to be

<v Speaker 2>a moment where the shoes come off and he's gonna.

<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, Well he's first of all, I mean, I

<v Speaker 5>don't know. I mean, unless he's like Prince, what is it,

<v Speaker 5>Lord faraquad.

<v Speaker 7>Right goodness, he takes them off, that would.

<v Speaker 5>Be like a huge, a huge discuptancy. But other than that,

<v Speaker 5>I think you know they've gone on a few dates

<v Speaker 5>and it sounds like, you know, there's some connection there.

<v Speaker 5>I mean, if she keeps accepting, so I think he

<v Speaker 5>should ride the wave and just keep going, you know,

<v Speaker 5>just and then but of course, be honest.

<v Speaker 7>I think it's most important.

<v Speaker 1>So do you think maybe he shouldn't bring it up?

<v Speaker 1>But if she asked him, why do you keep wearing

<v Speaker 1>the same shoes or something like that?

<v Speaker 7>Otherwise just keep going. If he's wearing the same shoes, I.

<v Speaker 1>Don't that's well, they're giving you all the height, right, yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I mean the visual though of that prince jumping off

<v Speaker 2>the horse and check with the.

<v Speaker 1>Legs still attached to the horse. We all got that visual, yes,

<v Speaker 1>this dang fun.

<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

<v Speaker 5>I think you know. Like I said, it sounds like

<v Speaker 5>they have a connection if they have gone out on

<v Speaker 5>a few days, So there's something there. But you know

<v Speaker 5>what I mean, who knows how it's going to pan out.

<v Speaker 5>But you don't know until you until you kind of

<v Speaker 5>put the cards out on the table.

<v Speaker 1>Right, That's right, that's right.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you for your for the laughs, and thank you

<v Speaker 2>for listening.

<v Speaker 1>You can call it whenever you want.

<v Speaker 2>You have fun, good bye bye, We'll get Jilly in hi, Jilly, Hey, hey,

<v Speaker 2>what are you laughing at?

<v Speaker 7>Well?

<v Speaker 6>First of all, geno.

<v Speaker 1>U ji, don't don't repeat it, don't repeat.

<v Speaker 6>He's short, No, he must be short soul. You know

<v Speaker 6>when a woman is wearing heels. So I know, okay,

<v Speaker 6>I know.

<v Speaker 3>And he said that I'm.

<v Speaker 6>Called for he's a short man with all.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Joe, what are your thoughts about Eric?

<v Speaker 6>Like I said, I think it's a lie in misrepresentation

<v Speaker 6>and he's lacking security in his stature.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well yeah, yeah.

<v Speaker 6>As a short woman, I'm only five foot so I

<v Speaker 6>rarely ever had a problem with somebody's height.

<v Speaker 8>You're five guys, what's the oll?

<v Speaker 6>First of all, I'm not single, minor, no big deal.

<v Speaker 6>I just think he's insecure. I mean, my husband is

<v Speaker 6>only I mean I think he said it was five

<v Speaker 6>eight when we met and I called, you know, but

<v Speaker 6>I'm still okay with like he's five six or five seven.

<v Speaker 6>You know, Well, he's taller and he does have neck problems.

<v Speaker 1>Here's my thing. I think he needs to come clean.

<v Speaker 1>It's not that big a deal.

<v Speaker 2>And like Katie alluded to earlier, I mean, women, you

<v Speaker 2>got the push up bras.

<v Speaker 6>Yes, that is a that is yes.

<v Speaker 2>I mean the amount of false advertising with extensions and

<v Speaker 2>eyelash extensions and high heels.

<v Speaker 4>And well again, but that is all well known, like documented.

<v Speaker 3>People know we do these things.

<v Speaker 6>And you can see it.

<v Speaker 3>You can see it.

<v Speaker 1>Not extensions. I couldn't see that again.

<v Speaker 4>These are things that further down the road that shot

<v Speaker 4>bra Like if you're wearing a water bral, I'm not

<v Speaker 4>going to know five super.

<v Speaker 1>What is this? Nineteen ninety five?

<v Speaker 3>It's so funny.

<v Speaker 1>Don't you remember the water bros?

<v Speaker 6>Jill know about a water bed? Water?

<v Speaker 1>Look him up? Do they still make water bros?

<v Speaker 6>Here?

<v Speaker 3>He's an expert on water.

<v Speaker 6>I don't need him anymore.

<v Speaker 2>You need a suspenders or something, water suspenders.

<v Speaker 1>Look it up really quick. Do they still make water bros?

<v Speaker 7>Hey?

<v Speaker 6>Wait a second, can you ask Eric if I could

<v Speaker 6>borrow his lift shoes?

<v Speaker 5>Right?

<v Speaker 6>I could just get hooker boots.

<v Speaker 1>That's right. Go hang out with Gina, Jill. We're done here.

<v Speaker 2>We are done here, Jill, thank you for calling.

<v Speaker 6>We love you.

<v Speaker 3>I'm a good days are a thing.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah I knew, Yeah I knew.

<v Speaker 4>It made your false advertising braw Swedish