<v Speaker 1>Jeremy, Katie and Josh.

<v Speaker 2>In the morning, Nickie, we all are here ready to rock.

<v Speaker 3>Josh is here getting everybody sick.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, I know, I know about the throat.

<v Speaker 3>Not and blowing the nose.

<v Speaker 4>That was you guys.

<v Speaker 1>He's not wrong, Yester.

<v Speaker 5>Last week I'm talking about we were talking about how

<v Speaker 5>we all had kind of like a.

<v Speaker 1>Little head cold thing though, where it was.

<v Speaker 4>Just like you're the only been around.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, our face felt a little heavy in your heads.

<v Speaker 4>You said that I'm fine. Yeah, no, I feel fine.

<v Speaker 2>Our immune systems are just half the trash can next

<v Speaker 2>to me.

<v Speaker 3>He's filled with Josh's snuts. I know the good.

<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing.

<v Speaker 5>I bought a box of tissues like a week and

<v Speaker 5>a half ago, and they're already gone at my house.

<v Speaker 1>Like, I don't feel sick.

<v Speaker 2>But man, and both of you stay away from me.

<v Speaker 5>Well, I think it's just our crazy weather. I don't

<v Speaker 5>think it's that anybody's super sick. Well maybe Josh's sound

<v Speaker 5>like you're.

<v Speaker 3>Kind of a little on the thanks for coming in me,

<v Speaker 3>but he had like.

<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Josh.

<v Speaker 5>I'm telling you, it's gotta be something with the wind

<v Speaker 5>and the crazy warm temperatures.

<v Speaker 1>I think everybody's just coming.

<v Speaker 3>It's all these random chicks he's making out.

<v Speaker 5>Stop it. Josh has a girlfriend that he likes very much.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah no, but definitely going through some tissues.

<v Speaker 2>Regardless from all your flaming's not to your butthole. Let's

<v Speaker 2>talk about what you bought last night or what you installed.

<v Speaker 6>At least it was the best purchase I have ever

<v Speaker 6>purchased in my entire life. So I had I had

<v Speaker 6>a version of a bidet a long time ago, and

<v Speaker 6>I've had it for a while and it's fine, but

<v Speaker 6>it's like not the actual Like I don't know how

<v Speaker 6>to explain it. Toilet topper. You can, there's many different No,

<v Speaker 6>it's not just the host. This is like the toilet

<v Speaker 6>seat with all the fixings. Okay, this has a side

<v Speaker 6>panel button and it has like every light and it

<v Speaker 6>doesn't vibrate. Actually I haven't pressed all the buttons. Maybe

<v Speaker 6>it does, I'm not sure. But this thing is insane, man, Like,

<v Speaker 6>I really don't think I will ever truly go back

<v Speaker 6>to using any type of like toilet paper or anything

<v Speaker 6>like that, because this is way cleaner in every single way.

<v Speaker 6>You don't have to use your hands or anything like that.

<v Speaker 6>It washes, it dries. This thing dries, you, dude. It's

<v Speaker 6>the weirdest feeling you'll ever have in your life. And

<v Speaker 6>you can change the water pressure, like if you're like, oh,

<v Speaker 6>that was a different one, Like you need to use

<v Speaker 6>a little bit more water temp you can change the

<v Speaker 6>temp temperature. Yeah, it's And then the drying is the

<v Speaker 6>weirdest part because like my old one did not have that.

<v Speaker 4>You'd have to use toilet paper to dry whatever.

<v Speaker 6>But this one, like it's like a mini blow dryer

<v Speaker 6>for your undershare it, Like it is the craziest thing ever.

<v Speaker 4>And then I didn't know this.

<v Speaker 6>I have different options of like where it sprays, so

<v Speaker 6>this one has options for women, and you can.

<v Speaker 4>Spray the front or you can screw the back.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and I didn't know that, so I sprayed the

<v Speaker 6>front and it hit something it was supposed to.

<v Speaker 4>It was the most.

<v Speaker 3>Ina you don't need a girlfriend crazy.

<v Speaker 6>Oh oh, it was the most crazy feeling I've ever

<v Speaker 6>because especially when you don't expect it. Yes, the craziest

<v Speaker 6>like feeling that it literally made me audibly go, oh,

<v Speaker 6>that's not it, that's.

<v Speaker 2>Not you did spend forty five minutes in the bathroom yeah,

<v Speaker 2>I had, I.

<v Speaker 6>Had so many buttons depressed. I didn't know I did.

<v Speaker 6>I spent a long time. Dude, you've got to get

<v Speaker 6>one anybody else they run. Okay, this one was a

<v Speaker 6>little bit pricey. This one was around three hundred, but

<v Speaker 6>you can get one for like forty bucks.

<v Speaker 3>Can you put a price on comfort?

<v Speaker 1>And you know how much toilet paper costs?

<v Speaker 5>You're gonna save so much money once you thank you

<v Speaker 5>cracking up how much you're saving on the actual TP.

<v Speaker 3>And it does it really dry? Use.

<v Speaker 5>You've got to be ready because I don't think anybody's

<v Speaker 5>used to having wind down there. When you for yourself,

<v Speaker 5>you have it for the first time, it is very alarming.

<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh gosh.

<v Speaker 2>That I guess you've never wound anybody outside your window

<v Speaker 2>driving down the highway like.

<v Speaker 1>An air dry or coming at you. This is different.

<v Speaker 1>Is not just resistant, you know.

<v Speaker 3>I'm intrigued. Yeah, I'm intrigued.

<v Speaker 4>Come over, Come over and take a number two. I

<v Speaker 4>got you.

<v Speaker 2>Come over, take it for a test. Drives the coolest.

<v Speaker 2>We'll squirt each other in the front.

<v Speaker 5>Gosh, I don't want to be there for that, I know, Jeremy, Josh,

<v Speaker 5>that's a Jeremy Josh thing.

<v Speaker 2>Shout out to all of our early birds this morning

<v Speaker 2>who are thinking about Josh's bunghole right now. A lot

<v Speaker 2>of people texting in already wanting the link to that bidet,

<v Speaker 2>so I got to fire off.

<v Speaker 3>I guess you might as well send it to me and.

<v Speaker 2>Katie too, Yeah, of course, okay, yeah, thanks buddy, that'd

<v Speaker 2>be good. I remember during COVID, my mom went out

<v Speaker 2>and bought the days for all all.

<v Speaker 1>Of us because toilet paper was the.

<v Speaker 2>Toilet paper thing, so she called around everywhere. She got

<v Speaker 2>the one though with the sprayer on it. It was

<v Speaker 2>like the one that you pull out of your kitchen sink.

<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I saw that does makes sense to me.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you got the toilet seat and then that

<v Speaker 2>like hooks on the side and then the cord runs down.

<v Speaker 3>Into the water there.

<v Speaker 2>So when you're done, you take the sprayer like the

<v Speaker 2>kitchen sink, and you have you hit yourself with.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>I never hooked it up because I thought this is

<v Speaker 3>gonna be messy.

<v Speaker 1>Like a manual bidet.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a lot of splashback, Yeah, too much splashback on

<v Speaker 3>that one.

<v Speaker 2>So this one has the little thing that comes out

<v Speaker 2>and hits you right back here.

<v Speaker 5>It's just yeah, exactly like you don't have to do

<v Speaker 5>anything but press a button.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, does it take power? Is there a power outlet.

<v Speaker 4>Or no, it's not an outlet. I guess it's batteries.

<v Speaker 6>I I must have come with it because I didn't

<v Speaker 6>do there's nothing plugged in at all. They must have

<v Speaker 6>come with because I didn't even check that. I just

<v Speaker 6>hooked it up to my toilet and then you hook

<v Speaker 6>the hose on so it gets the water.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then you have at it, yeah, and you

<v Speaker 3>give it out.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but you actually replace the toilet seat with this thing,

<v Speaker 5>so it's.

<v Speaker 4>A whole toilet seat. Yes, it works like a light up.

<v Speaker 1>It's got lights.

<v Speaker 4>There's lights on it, but it's on the sand.

<v Speaker 3>Because I want to feel like I'm on a Disney rack,

<v Speaker 3>not like a right. I want to feel like I'm

<v Speaker 3>a space mountain.

<v Speaker 2>For my Bundy to get a rave like, yeah, someone

<v Speaker 2>to keep the lights off and just turn the lights

<v Speaker 2>on the toilet seat.

<v Speaker 1>On absolutely and tear it up.

<v Speaker 3>I'm going to eat a bunch of geladas and just

<v Speaker 3>been all day in there.

<v Speaker 1>I never look forward to a number two so much.

<v Speaker 3>The toilet rave. Where are you going again, I'm going

<v Speaker 3>to the rave, babe alone.

<v Speaker 4>Keepers