<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katie and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, like I said, woke up, rested and refreshed. One

<v Speaker 2>of the greatest things I've done in the past couple

<v Speaker 2>of weeks is changed my alarm sound on my phone

<v Speaker 2>to the birds chirping.

<v Speaker 3>Oh so smart.

<v Speaker 2>It is the most beautiful, most peaceful way to awaken

<v Speaker 2>in the morning. Yes, but on multiple occasions I start

<v Speaker 2>a dream within a couple of minutes of that alarm

<v Speaker 2>going off, or as it is going off, I guess

<v Speaker 2>because I'm waking up.

<v Speaker 4>In a forest, like in a panic.

<v Speaker 2>Like I wake up and I feel like I'm somewhere

<v Speaker 2>in a forest with birds attacking me. And it's happened

<v Speaker 2>numerous times now, so not so peaceful.

<v Speaker 4>There's pigeons all over me off a fen ring tone.

<v Speaker 5>You know, it's funny. I changed mine and same thing

<v Speaker 5>kind of where it is amazing how waking up your

<v Speaker 5>state when you wake up is such a game changer

<v Speaker 5>to start your day.

<v Speaker 3>I had one where it.

<v Speaker 5>Was the ner that's not the way you start your day,

<v Speaker 5>so I changed it to the one that kind of

<v Speaker 5>sounds like Mario and.

<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, yeah, it.

<v Speaker 5>Just makes me want to get up and start killing

<v Speaker 5>Koopa's like, yeah, I'm ready to start collecting coins.

<v Speaker 3>And all that stuff.

<v Speaker 5>So it really is. It makes such a difference.

<v Speaker 4>God, that one that you had, it's like you're in

<v Speaker 4>a submarine.

<v Speaker 5>I know, Yes, that's what it was. And I don't

<v Speaker 5>know why I kept it like that for so long.

<v Speaker 5>I thought I needed it. I needed that extreme sound.

<v Speaker 3>To wake me up. But it turns out you don't

<v Speaker 3>really don't.

<v Speaker 2>And I highly suggest the birds. It's a peaceful way

<v Speaker 2>to work. Have you not slept through that yet?

<v Speaker 3>Oh? Here I am.

<v Speaker 6>I know, but the birds. I had to tell the

<v Speaker 6>birds one. How long have you had it? The birds one?

<v Speaker 6>I had for a while. I started sleeping through it though,

<v Speaker 6>and that scared me. It's so peaceful.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>So just it's your girlfriend there to nudget and to

<v Speaker 4>get out of ben.

<v Speaker 3>No, because we don't get it together at night. No,

<v Speaker 3>we're not married yet, not like that.

<v Speaker 4>Hey, speaking of your lady friend, you got a big

<v Speaker 4>birthday coming.

<v Speaker 3>Off for her, we do.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so she is one of those people that has

<v Speaker 6>the birthday a week from Valentine's Day, like it's a

<v Speaker 6>week apart. And I'm realizing that she's one of the

<v Speaker 6>people too. That the birthday is very important to her,

<v Speaker 6>and that's awesome. I love that a birthday is very

<v Speaker 6>important and you want to feel celebrated and you know,

<v Speaker 6>have everybody see how loved you are, and that's great.

<v Speaker 6>She does not like celebrating Valentine's Day and a birthday together.

<v Speaker 6>I have come to find out that that is now

<v Speaker 6>a very expensive month of February for me because I did.

<v Speaker 6>This was our first Valentine's Day together last week, so

<v Speaker 6>I wanted to make her feel very special.

<v Speaker 3>So I kind of went all out for it as

<v Speaker 3>much as.

<v Speaker 4>Like you cod her.

<v Speaker 6>Oh, I got her this huge gift basket of everything

<v Speaker 6>that she likes. So I got her some skincare products.

<v Speaker 6>I got her a little stuffy that smells like me

<v Speaker 6>and she can bring with her because she travels a lot.

<v Speaker 6>And so to remind her, I got her a blanket

<v Speaker 6>I got Yeah. I mean it was like a p

<v Speaker 6>You smell like a really really good rich mahogany and leather. No,

<v Speaker 6>I have a bunch of I love. I love cologne,

<v Speaker 6>so I have a bunch of cologne. So her favorite

<v Speaker 6>smell of me. I wear a lot with her.

<v Speaker 3>I spray.

<v Speaker 2>Rubbing it on your butt crack. That's exactly what I did.

<v Speaker 2>And then this is my butt bear for you. This

<v Speaker 2>is my own brew, my cent. You kept it in

<v Speaker 2>the bathroom with him for a week and.

<v Speaker 3>So I did that.

<v Speaker 6>But then I, you know, a week later, it comes

<v Speaker 6>her birthday, which is this next weekend, and there's going.

<v Speaker 3>All out for her again.

<v Speaker 6>And Jenni birthday, I don't even know yet. I'm like,

<v Speaker 6>I just got you all this last week.

<v Speaker 5>But it's the first one, so you have to have

<v Speaker 5>to count.

<v Speaker 6>And she's already planning, like we have the dinner, we

<v Speaker 6>have the friends dinner, we have the dinner together of

<v Speaker 6>just us two, which I know that is going to

<v Speaker 6>be at least two.

<v Speaker 3>Hundred dollars just the dinner alone.

<v Speaker 4>Least you don't have to well.

<v Speaker 3>I kind of do, like the first one.

<v Speaker 5>You have to you you guys are you've got to

<v Speaker 5>go all out.

<v Speaker 3>But here's the thing, I'm really thinking to pull a guy.

<v Speaker 2>My god, I went to Bennigan's and here I am

<v Speaker 2>twenty some years later.

<v Speaker 5>But it's the birthday, and that's just different. It is

<v Speaker 5>different nowadays.

<v Speaker 3>Do you get away with Bennegan today? You couldn't. I

<v Speaker 3>don't think you could get away with good call.

<v Speaker 4>I think you make it fun. You come at it like,

<v Speaker 4>let's just be silly. We're going to Chili's.

<v Speaker 2>Chili you six dollars, I mean mark the month club,

<v Speaker 2>let's go.

<v Speaker 3>That's not bad.

<v Speaker 6>It's the thing is she lives in Denver and it's

<v Speaker 6>such a bougie area at least that well, no.

<v Speaker 5>But I would like to also say that she seems

<v Speaker 5>like the kind of person who would reciprocate the reciprocate

<v Speaker 5>this for you.

<v Speaker 3>When it's your birthday coming on, she totally will like

<v Speaker 3>totally she goes all gonna.

<v Speaker 5>You know, spend it, hold back on expenses when it's

<v Speaker 5>his bird.

<v Speaker 6>Which in turn, it is that thing like she's like

<v Speaker 6>a random Tuesday, a package showed up at my door

<v Speaker 6>and she's like, oh, I was in New Orleans and

<v Speaker 6>this thought I thought of this of you, so I

<v Speaker 6>same date it over to you and I'm.

<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, okay, I've never done this before.

<v Speaker 4>Problem.

<v Speaker 2>She makes way more money than you, and she has

<v Speaker 2>a very good job. You can't afford to do this.

<v Speaker 6>She has a very good job. And there's a little

<v Speaker 6>silent competition in my head going on, like that of like, well,

<v Speaker 6>I got to reciprocate everything she does.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, deal with it. You're gonna go broke.

<v Speaker 5>You can do this for the first year and then

<v Speaker 5>you can tell and then this got triggered off.

<v Speaker 3>Great first year.

<v Speaker 5>We had to make sure you take lots of pictures.

<v Speaker 3>You can look back at the photo album.

<v Speaker 4>You don't need to spend two.

<v Speaker 2>And then two hundred again, two hundred plus on the birthday.

<v Speaker 2>You really really don't you kind of really don't, don't.

<v Speaker 2>I'm so really really don't.

<v Speaker 6>I have like the even in the angel on my

<v Speaker 6>shoulders right now, you.

<v Speaker 2>Can do things that are sweet that aren't so showy,

<v Speaker 2>and that's what I've been trying to do, Like she

<v Speaker 2>we're in such a showy world, right, you're.

<v Speaker 6>Right, But she flipped out, like instead of going to

<v Speaker 6>King Supers or wherever the Hallmark store to buy a card,

<v Speaker 6>I made her my own card, and Katie actually saw.

<v Speaker 4>It and it was cards like eight bucks.

<v Speaker 3>Now, see that's what I'm saying.

<v Speaker 6>So my card was handmade by me, and she like

<v Speaker 6>did a backflip for that. So you're right, I don't

<v Speaker 6>have to go out, you know, and do the two

<v Speaker 6>hundred and fifty bucks every weekend.

<v Speaker 4>For she's a good catch.

<v Speaker 2>Then she'll just respect the time being with you and

<v Speaker 2>enjoy the time I'm with you and not going for

<v Speaker 2>a four hundred dollar dinner. You know.

<v Speaker 5>But don't you dare make this woman a macaroni necklace?

<v Speaker 5>Go buy her the other extreme, say like you can't you?

<v Speaker 4>Although I kind of like that, I don't.

<v Speaker 3>Don't you do it?

<v Speaker 5>Make sure you put some thought and effort into it,

<v Speaker 5>at least again.

<v Speaker 3>The first year. Yes, well you just a little bit.

<v Speaker 2>I bought an effort into But you don't need to

<v Speaker 2>drop hundreds of dollars.

<v Speaker 4>I mean you really don't.

<v Speaker 2>You don't, and we all know your track record. She's

<v Speaker 2>going to be gone in about three or four weeks anyway, Hey,

<v Speaker 2>we know your I have been working with you for

<v Speaker 2>so long. What the last one? How much did you

<v Speaker 2>spend on all those jackets and stuff that you bought

<v Speaker 2>her for Christmas?

<v Speaker 4>It was like a seven hundred dollars jacket.

<v Speaker 2>It was a lot poof gun. Oh my goodness, this

<v Speaker 2>has happened. Listen to me, Katie. I've been around this guy.

<v Speaker 3>I like you. I don't stick around. It's not them,

<v Speaker 3>we know.

<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, Josh does not stick around though much money

<v Speaker 2>you would have if you just don't buy all these

<v Speaker 2>gifts from.

<v Speaker 3>Depressed.

<v Speaker 5>Maybe a macaroni necklace doesn't.

<v Speaker 4>A box of macaroni for I forgot your name already, your.

<v Speaker 1>Name y, Hi Rocky, good morning, Hi.

<v Speaker 4>Good morning, welcome to the show.

<v Speaker 1>I don't think that she's high maintenance. So my birthday's

<v Speaker 1>next weekend too, okay. And for Josh, like, if she

<v Speaker 1>sporadically is buying you stuff, it's in our blood. We

<v Speaker 1>can't help ourselves. She really really likes you, and you

<v Speaker 1>don't have to match her. Pisces just like to know

<v Speaker 1>that they're thought of a lot, you know, even a

<v Speaker 1>simple text like hey, beautiful lady, how's your date going?

<v Speaker 1>You know that? And now we'll turn around and buy

<v Speaker 1>you a you know, under the shirt puppy.

<v Speaker 4>She's going to get him a puppy. I guarantee.

<v Speaker 2>Well, it goes hand in hand with what I just said.

<v Speaker 2>You don't need to overdo it. You don't need to shower.

<v Speaker 1>With a sing like, you know, going go all out

<v Speaker 1>as far as like ticking her out for dinner or whatever,

<v Speaker 1>but be more on the romantic side instead of the

<v Speaker 1>wallet side.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, so there you go.

<v Speaker 4>You summed it up.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, you know I like that. That's good. That's

<v Speaker 3>a good I don't know way to put it, I guess.

<v Speaker 3>But it's also like.

<v Speaker 4>She's not going to be around in two weeks.

<v Speaker 3>I don't say that.

<v Speaker 4>I got a little sideback going with somebody at the station.

<v Speaker 3>Oh gosh, that is so mean.

<v Speaker 4>I just know your track record.

<v Speaker 1>Hey, I get I get you. Guys, like you know,

<v Speaker 1>it's your first Valentine's it's your first birthday, but you

<v Speaker 1>know it doesn't it doesn't really matter the fact that

<v Speaker 1>you want to go and do something awesome for her,

<v Speaker 1>You want to spend time with her, you want pamp

<v Speaker 1>for her and please her.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it does.

<v Speaker 1>You know. That's the heart of a Pisces. That's what

<v Speaker 1>drives us. Gadda.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, well are you going to be?

<v Speaker 4>How old are you turning?

<v Speaker 2>There?

<v Speaker 3>Rocket?

<v Speaker 1>That's all I just wanted to let you know that, like,

<v Speaker 1>you don't need to spend thousands of dollars to woo her.

<v Speaker 2>You have a great upcoming birthday. We thank you, Thank

<v Speaker 2>you for coming in or calling in.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, love y'all.

<v Speaker 4>That's all.

<v Speaker 5>I still think that first year you should really just

<v Speaker 5>kind of flick a little.

<v Speaker 4>And I joked about a puppy. You should get her

<v Speaker 4>a puppy. You should get her a puppy.

<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, it'd be like your first little baby,

<v Speaker 5>little baby.

<v Speaker 4>Oh and then I can babiesit it I'm getting sweaty palms.