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<v Speaker 2>So it's our fmc Millie's wedding day and she just

<v Speaker 2>got her period.

<v Speaker 1>Dang, I'd be so man, I got my period on

<v Speaker 1>my honeymoon. Did you really? Yeah? I did do a

<v Speaker 1>lot of mouth stuff. Ah horrible.

<v Speaker 2>She heard its bad luck to get your period on

<v Speaker 2>your wedding day, but she's really hoping it's just a

<v Speaker 2>dumb wives tale. Rather than wearing a tampon that won't

<v Speaker 2>last due to her super heavy flow, she sticks in

<v Speaker 2>an extra large period cup and trust it'll do its

<v Speaker 2>job holding all her blood in it.

<v Speaker 4>Should yeah, there should be no reason.

<v Speaker 2>She's about to marry one of Scandinavia's most eligible bachelor's Eric.

<v Speaker 2>If her parents were alive, they would be so proud

<v Speaker 2>of her. She's wearing a beautiful designer gown, and Eric's grandmother, Clara,

<v Speaker 2>has kind of taken over the parent roles for today.

<v Speaker 2>Once she's fully dressed, Clara tells Millie she looks like

<v Speaker 2>a princess and she's so glad that Eric is marrying

<v Speaker 2>someone so healthy. Emily's like, that's weird, is that like

<v Speaker 2>a backhanded compliment. Why wouldn't you say I look beautiful?

<v Speaker 1>You eat girl? I can tell that's not what they mean,

<v Speaker 1>though they literally mean healthy. Was his last one, like

<v Speaker 1>morbidly obese. I don't know.

<v Speaker 2>Clara's has been. Michael, who's in his seventies, looks ill.

<v Speaker 2>And it all started after Eric's great grandmother died three

<v Speaker 2>months ago. Michael's looking at Milly up and down and

<v Speaker 2>he's like drooling over her cleavage and he tells her

<v Speaker 2>she looks good. Millie feels like there's definitely something off

<v Speaker 2>with this family, but Eric told her after their honeymoon

<v Speaker 2>he plans on just moving them to London to expand

<v Speaker 2>the family busy. So she's like, whatever, I don't really

<v Speaker 2>have to deal with that much longer. I'll just get

<v Speaker 2>this day over with. Michael says, hey, since you have

<v Speaker 2>no parents they're dead, can I walk you down the aisle?

<v Speaker 1>I mean, what do you say to that?

<v Speaker 3>I know, I mean you could say now, but yeah,

<v Speaker 3>but she was like that'd be so rude, so she

<v Speaker 3>had to say yes.

<v Speaker 2>And their last name is Freyman. The Frayman family comes

<v Speaker 2>from like old money too, and she didn't even know

<v Speaker 2>it until Eric told her about the family business, which

<v Speaker 2>is owning farmland. So she's marrying into a super super

<v Speaker 2>wealthy family.

<v Speaker 1>Nice good for her.

<v Speaker 2>As her and grandpa are walking to the ceremony, he

<v Speaker 2>starts dying of a cough attack, and he tells her

<v Speaker 2>he needs water, and she starts running down the hall

<v Speaker 2>to the first room to find anything for him, but

<v Speaker 2>what she finds instead stops her dead in her track.

<v Speaker 1>Eric I whisper.

<v Speaker 3>He releases the woman's nipple, which dribbles with milk, and

<v Speaker 3>turns to meet my gaze, Millie. He says, with a

<v Speaker 3>broad smile, you look breathtaking. My eyes widened at the

<v Speaker 3>man's audacity. It's one thing to have a lactation kink,

<v Speaker 3>but how dare he cheat on me and not give

<v Speaker 3>a shit that he's being caught. It's time for us

<v Speaker 3>to leave already. The other woman raises her head and

<v Speaker 3>offers me a serene smile.

<v Speaker 1>It's his mother.

<v Speaker 3>I just caught my fiance breastfeeding from his mother.

<v Speaker 1>Oh.

<v Speaker 3>I would immediately say like, yeah, wedding's off, I'm going,

<v Speaker 3>I'm leaving.

<v Speaker 1>He says, mommy's milk. Yeah, And they're like, what, no

<v Speaker 1>big deal? Why are you looking at us like that?

<v Speaker 2>She's staring at the both of them, and they're both

<v Speaker 2>looking back at her like she's the one who's weird.

<v Speaker 2>Michael runs into her and he's like, hey, it's okay,

<v Speaker 2>it's perfectly fine, Like he's literally been doing this since

<v Speaker 2>he was a baby.

<v Speaker 1>Don't be so fucking judgmental, bitch. Yeah, okay, it's normal

<v Speaker 1>when he's a baby. Eric comes up.

<v Speaker 2>Behind her and pulls her into a hug and tells

<v Speaker 2>her they're just a super close family.

<v Speaker 1>What would you do run, I would sprint, I'd throw up,

<v Speaker 1>I'd be like I've been making out with you.

<v Speaker 2>Millie's like, hell no, I'm not about to marry someone

<v Speaker 2>who cheats on me with their mother. This wedding is off.

<v Speaker 2>But instantly Michael is in her wife, stopping her from leaving.

<v Speaker 2>He turns to Eric and he says, you said this

<v Speaker 2>one would be different, and he's like, yeah, she is.

<v Speaker 2>Millie's down for anything, Like she's a cool bitch, she's

<v Speaker 2>down to earth.

<v Speaker 1>She's just nervous, Like, give her a chance. She's fine.

<v Speaker 1>And Millie's like, the fuck I am. I would be

<v Speaker 1>like what are you talking about?

<v Speaker 2>Michael tells her Eric was supposed to bring home a

<v Speaker 2>girl eager to continue the family tradition. As confused as

<v Speaker 2>she is, Eric makes it worse by saying, don't worry,

<v Speaker 2>I'm the most interesting thing that's ever happened to her.

<v Speaker 2>Just give her some time, she'll come around, okay. Michael

<v Speaker 2>tells her Eric could have done so much better than you.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, fine, I don't even want to be here,

<v Speaker 2>just let me go, but Michael tells her that's not

<v Speaker 2>an option. He grabs her and tells her her and

<v Speaker 2>Eric are going to get married and then they're all

<v Speaker 2>gonna honeymoon together.

<v Speaker 4>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>So there's a breastfeeding chain in the family. Eric breastfeeds

<v Speaker 2>from his mommy, and if he spends too much time

<v Speaker 2>apart from her, her supply drives up.

<v Speaker 1>Eric's dad breastfeeds from his mommy, which is Eric's grandma, Clara.

<v Speaker 1>Ew I wish we were a video podcast because Riley,

<v Speaker 1>your face right now, pure disgust. This is an all

<v Speaker 1>shame breastfeeding. Now's the time, that's fair disgusting.

<v Speaker 2>Millie turns to Michael and she's like, well, why do

<v Speaker 2>you have to go who the fuck's feeding you? And

<v Speaker 2>he looks right at her boobies.

<v Speaker 1>With the smirk. You can't just like lactate. Oh, they

<v Speaker 1>have a plan. Oh my god.

<v Speaker 2>She's doing some long division in her head and she's like, oh,

<v Speaker 2>Michael's health is getting worse because he doesn't have breast

<v Speaker 2>milk as a health source. She's like, I'm not breastfeeding you.

<v Speaker 2>I'm not marrying into your crazy ass family. And Michael's like, fine,

<v Speaker 2>then you won't be leaving here alive. They give her

<v Speaker 2>an ultimatum, marry Eric.

<v Speaker 4>Or die die.

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna die.

<v Speaker 2>They told her she can do lactation training, then she

<v Speaker 2>can feed Grandpa until they find a replacement for her.

<v Speaker 2>Then she can get divorced and get a nice settlement

<v Speaker 2>out of it. And she's like, fuck, I really don't

<v Speaker 2>want to die.

<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a deal. Yeah, that is kind of

<v Speaker 1>a deal. I gotta do it. Riley says, put a

<v Speaker 1>stack in front of me. I don't change.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a lot of bunny would fix a lot of

<v Speaker 3>things for me.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get that.

<v Speaker 2>As Michael walks her down the aisle, he decides, on

<v Speaker 2>some innocent small talk, I'm going to enjoy sucking your teets,

<v Speaker 2>he growls. Eric tells me they're even longer and thicker

<v Speaker 2>than his mother's.

<v Speaker 1>I'd be like longer thicker than a woman that's breastfeeding.

<v Speaker 2>When it's time for her to kiss Eric, all she

<v Speaker 2>could smell was his mother's sour breast milk on his mouth,

<v Speaker 2>and at the last second she turns her head, so

<v Speaker 2>he kissed her cheek and that angered Eric. He tells

<v Speaker 2>her he thought she was different because she loved her

<v Speaker 2>tits being sucked and her nipples are hella sensitive.

<v Speaker 1>Well, that doesn't mean I want your grandpa to suck

<v Speaker 1>on them for real. She's betrayed.

<v Speaker 2>She asked if he ever even loved her, and he's like, eh,

<v Speaker 2>I like you, so now it's like an extra stab

<v Speaker 2>in the back because she truly loved him, and now

<v Speaker 2>he's just a huge, fucking, gross weirdo.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, I like my mom a lot.

<v Speaker 2>They get into an office with the priest to sign

<v Speaker 2>the papers, and he forces her to sign the marriage certificate,

<v Speaker 2>and then once the priest leave, he corners her, pins

<v Speaker 2>her and then makes her kiss him. She gags on

<v Speaker 2>his milky breath, and then he says, welcome to the family.

<v Speaker 4>Oh.

<v Speaker 1>She runs out of the house.

<v Speaker 2>As Eric follows her and tells her there's nothing around

<v Speaker 2>except forrest and that if the animals don't get to

<v Speaker 2>her first, he will, and then she takes off running.

<v Speaker 2>She goes deep into the woods until there's nothing but blackness,

<v Speaker 2>and she hears growls and sees huge wolf like animals.

<v Speaker 2>As a wolf was getting closer, she hears something from

<v Speaker 2>the earth say back. It doesn't stop the animal though

<v Speaker 2>the wolf lunged, but suddenly she's thrown up into the

<v Speaker 2>air and something smooth is wrapped around her mouth to

<v Speaker 2>stop her from screaming. She thought it was Eric at first,

<v Speaker 2>but then when she grabbed the arm that was lifting

<v Speaker 2>her up, she realized it was Bark. The voice says,

<v Speaker 2>hunt anything you want, but this human is its prey.

<v Speaker 2>She gets raised all the way up into the air

<v Speaker 2>to the very top of the tallest tree where there's

<v Speaker 2>a cavernous opening. And before and Eric and Michael were

<v Speaker 2>thrunning to kill her, they were like saying that they

<v Speaker 2>were gonna shoot her. They were like, you're lucky that

<v Speaker 2>we're just gonna shoot you in the head because our

<v Speaker 2>other plan was to give you up to the cavernoush

<v Speaker 2>tree and make him eat you.

<v Speaker 1>And kill you. And now that she's with.

<v Speaker 2>This tree, she's like, fuck my life, it was.

<v Speaker 3>Real, I'd be like, you guys are liars. She's like, okay, yeah,

<v Speaker 3>look at you now, stuck in a tree. Mm hmm.

<v Speaker 2>She tries pleading with the tree to let her go,

<v Speaker 2>and she says that she will bring back five more

<v Speaker 2>people in her place, and tree is like, why have

<v Speaker 2>five when I have one right here, right now, and

<v Speaker 2>then it brings her down into its center. Inside the

<v Speaker 2>tree center is a vibe. It's clean, there's soft yellow light.

<v Speaker 2>But then vines shoot out and start restraining her wrist, ankle,

<v Speaker 2>and neck.

<v Speaker 1>That's not chill. Yeah, I wouldn't like that.

<v Speaker 3>No, I'm sorry, but if I can't like move my

<v Speaker 3>arms and legs, no, neck go off.

<v Speaker 1>I don't care, but my arms and legs, I can't

<v Speaker 1>move my limbs like those people that go splunking.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Honestly, I think like you're something's like mentally

<v Speaker 3>wrong with you to.

<v Speaker 1>Do that, just shimmy into a tight hole for fun.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and like stress the fuck out for just fun.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>I feel like there's something like missing for you in

<v Speaker 3>your brain. What are you trying to fill? What void?

<v Speaker 1>Is that maybe it reminds people of the womb.

<v Speaker 3>Hopefully we have no spelunkers in our audience. I mean,

<v Speaker 3>if we do go off spelunk away, then it pisses

<v Speaker 3>me off.

<v Speaker 1>But you specifically piss me off. It's upsetting me. I'm angered.

<v Speaker 2>Divine start tearing at the fabric of her gown, and

<v Speaker 2>when it goes over her body and especially her nipples,

<v Speaker 2>it's super gentle at her quota of weird shit for

<v Speaker 2>the day. She starts thinking logically, and she asks the

<v Speaker 2>tree how much blood it needs to survive. It tells

<v Speaker 2>her one medium sized human every century or so, and

<v Speaker 2>she's like, what if I give you blood and.

<v Speaker 1>You don't have to kill me.

<v Speaker 2>The Tree's intrigued, and she propositions that she'll feed him

<v Speaker 2>a little bit each day, but he says, boring, then

<v Speaker 2>I'd have to be awake for another one hundred years.

<v Speaker 2>No thanks, I want to eat and then hibernate.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>She entices him by giving him a little life updates

<v Speaker 2>like humans going to the moon airplanes. She's like, you're

<v Speaker 2>missing so much you sure you don't want to hear

<v Speaker 2>my stories? And the tree says that he will hear

<v Speaker 2>all of her stories and then he'll kill her for

<v Speaker 2>her blood, and Millie has a plan to keep the

<v Speaker 2>tree interested long enough to wait until air comes to

<v Speaker 2>find her, and then she'll try to escape from there.

<v Speaker 2>She decides to offer him as sample in the meantime.

<v Speaker 1>What are you doing it?

<v Speaker 3>Asks, There's something inside me that catches the blood. I've

<v Speaker 3>reach between my legs, but a branch slaps me on

<v Speaker 3>the hand. Ouch allow me, The tree says, it's voice,

<v Speaker 3>low tree. You don't know how to take out a

<v Speaker 3>diva cup.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does.

<v Speaker 2>He starts reaching towards her with his long ass branch arm,

<v Speaker 2>and she's like, that is way too big. But then

<v Speaker 2>his branch arm turns into a little branch hand and

<v Speaker 2>he has her levitating on her back as his little

<v Speaker 2>tree hand is gravitating towards her, and then his little

<v Speaker 2>leaves brush over her clip.

<v Speaker 3>Sensation spreads through my core, down my thighs, and across

<v Speaker 3>my belly, and my nipples harden until they ache. Moisture

<v Speaker 3>slicks my folds and drips down my thighs. I can't

<v Speaker 3>believe I'm in the clutches of a carnivorous tree, letting

<v Speaker 3>it pleasure me with its foliage. My clit is so

<v Speaker 3>needy and swollen that I can't seem to care. You

<v Speaker 3>know what, they never do care in this moment.

<v Speaker 1>No, you might as well roll with it. It's not

<v Speaker 1>like you're getting out of this situation.

<v Speaker 3>You're right, It's just always crazy to me that people

<v Speaker 3>can be turned on in a moment like that.

<v Speaker 1>She says, gotta get my nut, gotta get your nut.

<v Speaker 1>As Millie is panting with me the trees like yo,

<v Speaker 1>were you okay? Like what do you need?

<v Speaker 2>But she refuses to say that she's getting turned on

<v Speaker 2>by a tree, so she says, nothing, that's fair.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>The tree tries to get the period cup out, but

<v Speaker 2>it's pretty suctioned in there, so he slides another wooden

<v Speaker 2>finger in there, and it pushes right up against her

<v Speaker 2>chee spot, and when her body tightens, he's like.

<v Speaker 1>Your body is so responsive.

<v Speaker 2>Internally, She's like, well, this is better than whatever Eric did,

<v Speaker 2>and it's better than get neaten, So yeah, I guess

<v Speaker 2>I don't mind.

<v Speaker 3>The tree continues to proke my pussy while rubbing the

<v Speaker 3>leaves back and forth against my swollen clit. Pleasure builds

<v Speaker 3>up around my core. I gasp arch my back and

<v Speaker 3>spread my thighs, needing the tree to continue its sweet

<v Speaker 3>ministrations until I can climax.

<v Speaker 2>All right, She's begging him now to orgasm, and finally

<v Speaker 2>he permits her. As she's come, he's like, mm mmm mmm,

<v Speaker 2>the flavors are melting off my leaves.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, but you haven't reached my blood.

<v Speaker 1>Your slippery sap, it replies, it is most refreshing, slippery sap. Gross,

<v Speaker 1>he's a tree. I know what yuck, but you.

<v Speaker 3>Know what we should call that from now on, slippery sap.

<v Speaker 1>I'm sapping you.

<v Speaker 2>The whole tree rumbles and says I want more. With

<v Speaker 2>her orgasm over and the tree taking all of her

<v Speaker 2>slippery sap, there's none left, and he's like, no, where

<v Speaker 2>did it all go? She tells it that it only

<v Speaker 2>happens when woman orgasm or are aroused, and generally for her,

<v Speaker 2>it's never happened more than once.

<v Speaker 1>But maybe they can try again.

<v Speaker 2>But she asked him if they can try something different

<v Speaker 2>this time, and somehow he's able to make like a

<v Speaker 2>high pressure flow of water, and then she's like, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>I can fuck with that. And also the tree makes

<v Speaker 2>like this bulb thing that goes in her pussy and

<v Speaker 2>it collects all of her pussy juices, So while the

<v Speaker 2>water's like getting her off, it's like soaking up all

<v Speaker 2>of her slippery sap. Okay, she's Hella turned on and

<v Speaker 2>is making him lots of nectar. But just when she

<v Speaker 2>gets to the brink of orgasming, he lowers the stream

<v Speaker 2>edging her.

<v Speaker 3>Sweat breaks out across my skin. I'm gasping, panting and shaking.

<v Speaker 1>This is so peculiar.

<v Speaker 3>I'm being edged by carnivorous Tree, and all you can

<v Speaker 3>think about is getting that orgasm.

<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, in a moment like this.

<v Speaker 2>This goes on for a little hours until Tree is satisfied,

<v Speaker 2>and then finally he lets her come. He takes out

<v Speaker 2>her period cup and inserts a new bulb and tells

<v Speaker 2>her from this moment on he will be collecting all

<v Speaker 2>of her offerings. The next day, her plan continues, She's

<v Speaker 2>going to keep Tree entertained as much as she can

<v Speaker 2>to keep her alive. She starts over exaggerating her stories

<v Speaker 2>to make them more compelling to him, so that way

<v Speaker 2>he wants to try to keep her as long as

<v Speaker 2>he can.

<v Speaker 1>So she's lying to him.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, Her stomach grumbles, and she's like, hey,

<v Speaker 2>what if you let me out and I'll go like

<v Speaker 2>get my own food and I'll come right back and

<v Speaker 2>tell you more stories.

<v Speaker 1>But he's not falling for it at all.

<v Speaker 2>She feels a tug in her pussy and it's the

<v Speaker 2>bulb that he put in there, and when she tried

<v Speaker 2>removing it, it started swelling and making it impossible for

<v Speaker 2>her to get out.

<v Speaker 1>I don't like that.

<v Speaker 2>Out of nowhere, a ball pops out and it gives

<v Speaker 2>her everything that she asks for, basically, like berries, fruits,

<v Speaker 2>the things. When he's like, what are you hungry for,

<v Speaker 2>she like listed all these things that she said she

<v Speaker 2>was going to get from the forest, and then he's like,

<v Speaker 2>don't worry, I got it. The tree is determined to

<v Speaker 2>keep her captive and he can see through her trying

<v Speaker 2>to manipulate him to letting her go outside. As she

<v Speaker 2>eats the delicious food, Tree's like, I want to try something.

<v Speaker 2>He plants the massasher belly to encourage the blood flow faster.

<v Speaker 2>Because she also didn't tell him that period's last only

<v Speaker 2>a certain amount of days, so she has kind of

<v Speaker 2>more of an escape plan. She's planning that once Eric

<v Speaker 2>comes searching for her, which she will because michael life

<v Speaker 2>depends on her lactating him. Instead of just trying to

<v Speaker 2>run away, she's going to try to trade her life

<v Speaker 2>for all of theirs. As trees wanting to milk her blood.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, can you at least give me a view

<v Speaker 2>or something? And he makes a little hole in the

<v Speaker 2>tree so she's a view of the forest. As he's

<v Speaker 2>gently massaging her, she asks him why he's being so gentle,

<v Speaker 2>and he's like, you're my guest. I get you until

<v Speaker 2>your stories are over, and then I kill you.

<v Speaker 1>Duh.

<v Speaker 2>So, with that fresh reminder, she tells him about the

<v Speaker 2>time she went to the moon. He's still massaging her

<v Speaker 2>when he goes over her nipples and finds her sensitive.

<v Speaker 2>She says that he can play with them, but to

<v Speaker 2>not tease her like yesterday, and he says, but I

<v Speaker 2>need my juices. She says, if you want juice is

<v Speaker 2>so bad you gotta make me squirt.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>He takes out her bulb and replaces it with the

<v Speaker 2>human penis made out of his branches.

<v Speaker 1>WHOA. She looks over at it.

<v Speaker 2>And she's like, can you make it like a little

<v Speaker 2>bit longer? It's nice, but just a little bit.

<v Speaker 3>Does this tree have like any face or anything? Or

<v Speaker 3>its voice is just like bellowing out into the hole

<v Speaker 3>of the tree.

<v Speaker 1>He is Tree, Tree is him, so it's just like hello, Hello, Hello, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>oh god Oka.

<v Speaker 3>Within a few heartbeats, the dildo transforms into a ten

<v Speaker 3>inch toy. I'm panting so hard that I can barely

<v Speaker 3>say the words it's perfect.

<v Speaker 1>Give it to me, please.

<v Speaker 3>The branch rises in an arc over my head and

<v Speaker 3>circles my opening, making me buck my hips. Please, I whisper,

<v Speaker 3>stop teasing. I need your wooden cock, eat your little human.

<v Speaker 3>If you want this cock, then you must give me

<v Speaker 3>what I need. He wants her period blood and her

<v Speaker 3>pussy juices, so she just starts like pumping him to

<v Speaker 3>get hella horny. She loves her wooden.

<v Speaker 2>Dildo, and she has our first orgasm, and Tree is

<v Speaker 2>happy with the amount of fluids he's collecting from her,

<v Speaker 2>and he even calls her a good girl. Her body

<v Speaker 2>sings at the praise as he continues to fuck her

<v Speaker 2>with it. After her next orgasm, she was excited to

<v Speaker 2>go once more, but instead he pulls her upright and says,

<v Speaker 2>there are human intruders here shit.

<v Speaker 1>She asks the tree who's out there, and the tree

<v Speaker 1>tells her to go see for herself, and she looks

<v Speaker 1>out the little window it made for her. She sees

<v Speaker 1>Eric's mother and father, Olivia, and William walking across the

<v Speaker 1>clearing holding shotguns. William holds up Milly's slipper and tells

<v Speaker 1>his wife that she was here. Milly tells the tree

<v Speaker 1>she has an idea, why doesn't it drink their blood?

<v Speaker 1>But the tree is like, eh, I'd rather drink yours.

<v Speaker 1>It's delicious and unique, and the more I drink, the

<v Speaker 1>more emotions I feel, and I like it. I'd be like, oh, no,

<v Speaker 1>you don't, it's yucky. Stop And she's like, well, if

<v Speaker 1>you want more of my yummy sap, you can't drain

<v Speaker 1>all of my blood. And besides, the only reason I

<v Speaker 1>was able to get so aroused was because I knew

<v Speaker 1>these people would come hunting me down. The tree seems

<v Speaker 1>like she's hurt his feelings and is like, you were

<v Speaker 1>planning to try to get me to eat them instead

<v Speaker 1>of you this whole time. Yeah, yeah it was. And

<v Speaker 1>Millie's like, listen, you and I are both living beings.

<v Speaker 1>We both want to live. What would you do if

<v Speaker 1>someone came up to you with fire and axes and

<v Speaker 1>wanted to chop you down. These people are bigger and

<v Speaker 1>stronger than me, just like that one time the king

<v Speaker 1>of dragons was making the tiny dragons steal food for them,

<v Speaker 1>one of the stories she told him, And he's like, well,

<v Speaker 1>I would defend myself if someone came up to me

<v Speaker 1>wanting to harm me. But I suppose if I wanted

<v Speaker 1>to escape, I'd offer them a few of my dead

<v Speaker 1>branches to get them to leave me alone. And Milly's like, exactly,

<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm doing with my period blood. You can

<v Speaker 1>have all of that. I don't need it, but if

<v Speaker 1>you take my actual blood, I won't be alive to

<v Speaker 1>give you my sap. She's got a point, She's like,

<v Speaker 1>pick one, what do you want? The tree seems unconvinced,

<v Speaker 1>and Millie sees Olivia and William beginning to walk away,

<v Speaker 1>and she knows she needs to convince the tree to

<v Speaker 1>eat them instead of her like now, so she yells

<v Speaker 1>out the window at them to get their attention, and

<v Speaker 1>the Tree's like, what the fuck are you doing? But

<v Speaker 1>now Milly's pissed because her situation is so beyond fucked.

<v Speaker 1>So she just screams fuck the both of you out

<v Speaker 1>the window, and Olivia shoots her gun at the tree,

<v Speaker 1>which causes one of its branches to come flying off

<v Speaker 1>and it impales Olivia through the chest. Oh my god.

<v Speaker 1>William starts unloading his shotgun into the tree, and now

<v Speaker 1>the tree's pissed, so it spears its roots out from

<v Speaker 1>underground and stabs William right through the dick and balls.

<v Speaker 1>They're still alive though, both of them. Yeah, oh, make

<v Speaker 1>them suffer a little, Yeah, they deserve it. The tree

<v Speaker 1>asks Millie why she did that, and she tells it

<v Speaker 1>they're my enemies and they're part of the group who's

<v Speaker 1>trying to ruin my life. And the Tree's like, oh, okay,

<v Speaker 1>then they will not survive, and now that I've gotten

<v Speaker 1>a taste of their blood, I'll drain them completely. But

<v Speaker 1>when that's done, Milly will receive her punishment for causing

<v Speaker 1>them to shoot and injure his branches. Now, Milly's pacing

<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out how to reason with the tree,

<v Speaker 1>and she's like, what if I give you more of

<v Speaker 1>my sap? But the Tree's too busy to answer because

<v Speaker 1>it's currently pulling Olivia and William into the ground to

<v Speaker 1>feed its roots. So it like pulls people underground and

<v Speaker 1>then drains them and sucks up their guts. That's insane,

<v Speaker 1>She asks if that's going to happen to her, but

<v Speaker 1>the tree tells her she's a sweet treat to be savored,

<v Speaker 1>not devoured. She's spiraling now, thinking she's going to suffer

<v Speaker 1>a slow death, and she asks the tree how it

<v Speaker 1>plans to drain her blood, But it's like, I'm not

<v Speaker 1>going to kill you. I hunger for something other than

<v Speaker 1>your blood now. Then the ground starts to shake and

<v Speaker 1>branches wrap around her arms and legs and push her

<v Speaker 1>down onto her stomach, so she's spread eagle on a

<v Speaker 1>grassy platform. A mass starts to grow out of the

<v Speaker 1>wall in the shape of a human with glowing eyes.

<v Speaker 1>It's seven feet tall and ripped with a huge wooden cock.

<v Speaker 3>Oh.

<v Speaker 1>It comes toward her and tells her now it's punishment time.

<v Speaker 1>But somehow Millie's getting a little soaky just looking at it,

<v Speaker 1>swinging appendage and tells the tree it's perfect. She's getting sappy,

<v Speaker 1>she's sap in the tree mannequin tells her that it's

<v Speaker 1>never enjoyed anything in all of its life, but it

<v Speaker 1>enjoyed killing those people. But with pleasure comes pain, and

<v Speaker 1>getting shot really hurt. Then It spanks her and tells

<v Speaker 1>her she's a naughty girl. This is for my bullet wound. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>that's yeah. She feels that it's flesh. Doesn't feel like bark,

<v Speaker 1>but kind of like a leathery material. Hm. She tries

<v Speaker 1>to apologize, and he says, you're not sorry yet, but

<v Speaker 1>you will be.

<v Speaker 3>I bite down on my bottom lip, hoping this punishment

<v Speaker 3>will be pleasurable. His finger slide down the crease of

<v Speaker 3>my ass and circle my pucker. My asshole clenches and

<v Speaker 3>I inhale his sharp gasp. Will he slide his finger inside?

<v Speaker 3>I tilt my hips, trying to give him a hint

<v Speaker 3>of what I want, but the finger slides back up

<v Speaker 3>my tailbone. No finger for you, No finger for your pucker.

<v Speaker 1>It tells her it wants to learn all of the

<v Speaker 1>secrets of her body and tells her she will choose

<v Speaker 1>her punishment, and she's like a spanking and he's like, uh, sure,

<v Speaker 1>but I was hoping you'd ask for a figging, And

<v Speaker 1>she's like, what the fuck is that? And if you

<v Speaker 1>didn't know. Over on Patreon, Riley and I have totally

<v Speaker 1>done a figging story before we have I don't remember

<v Speaker 1>what it is. Oh, it's about to come right back

<v Speaker 1>to you.

<v Speaker 4>Oh yay.

<v Speaker 3>The mannequin walks around in my line of sight. His

<v Speaker 3>cock is already fully erect and lifelike, with thick veins

<v Speaker 3>running along its shaft in a bulbous head that could

<v Speaker 3>stretch me beyond reason. I gulp, my gaze flicking from

<v Speaker 3>his glowing eyes to the beat of purlescent liquid balancing

<v Speaker 3>on its slit. Figging is a form of punishment where

<v Speaker 3>a piece of ginger. Yes, that's right, I remember, yep.

<v Speaker 3>Figging is a form of punishment where a piece of

<v Speaker 3>ginger is inserted into the anus. He holds out a

<v Speaker 3>root about half as thick as his cock. Oh my god,

<v Speaker 3>that would hurt so bad, so bad.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her. It would burn for just a few moments.

<v Speaker 1>As far as punishments go, it's probably the least painful.

<v Speaker 1>So she's like, okay, let's go with that one. Then,

<v Speaker 1>So he peels the ginger and then forms his fingers

<v Speaker 1>into little knives and shapes the ginger into the shape

<v Speaker 1>of a butt plug. He makes his fingers finger shaped

<v Speaker 1>again and produces an oil that oozes out of the

<v Speaker 1>tips and starts to insert them into her butt. He

<v Speaker 1>says it's time. If the burning is too much, to

<v Speaker 1>let him know and he'll cleanse her rectum with more oil.

<v Speaker 1>Then he slowly slides the ginger into her butthole. She's

<v Speaker 1>really liking this so far and isn't feeling any burning.

<v Speaker 1>He asks if she knows why she's being punished, and

<v Speaker 1>she's like, forgetting you shot and making you feel pain,

<v Speaker 1>And he's like, for making me feel emotions. I can't

<v Speaker 1>kill you. All I want now is to keep you

<v Speaker 1>pleasured and safe. I'd be like, oh, sligh, thank you?

<v Speaker 1>Are you my boyfriend? What are we?

<v Speaker 2>Then?

<v Speaker 3>Why am I tied up with a ginger root up

<v Speaker 3>my ass? He raises a hand and rubs circles on

<v Speaker 3>my behind, Because you enjoy being spanked. Now, be a

<v Speaker 3>good girl and count them.

<v Speaker 1>She starts to count as her spankins begin, and she's

<v Speaker 1>beyond soaked at this point, and she's just jonesing for

<v Speaker 1>his wooden dick. She's leaking down her thighs and begs

<v Speaker 1>him to fuck her, and he says, one more spank

<v Speaker 1>and I'll fill you up. But he draws this last

<v Speaker 1>one out, rubbing her ass instead of whacking it, and

<v Speaker 1>she's just whimpering about how much she needs it, and

<v Speaker 1>also wondering what the fuck she's even doing right now,

<v Speaker 1>because what are you doing right now? Yeah, getting spanked

<v Speaker 1>by a branch with ginger in your ass?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, you're getting fingered by a tree earlier.

<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, No one would believe you. But if she

<v Speaker 1>wakes up but her fever's just like one oh five,

<v Speaker 1>that would make more sense. Yeah. I feel like that's

<v Speaker 1>how Siggy Shade comes up with these plots. Yeah, in

<v Speaker 1>a fever, Yeah, fever dreams. He lands the final blow,

<v Speaker 1>and her ass clenches around the ginger, which sends a

<v Speaker 1>warming sensation through her body, and she's on the very

<v Speaker 1>brink of an orgasm. The tree tells her she's a

<v Speaker 1>good girl and took her spankings very well, and now

<v Speaker 1>she can have her reward. The branches around her legs

<v Speaker 1>spread her open, and she's gushing fluid as the tree

<v Speaker 1>absorbs it all up. The thought of the tree soaking

<v Speaker 1>up my fluids makes my clit swell. His fingers circle

<v Speaker 1>my clit.

<v Speaker 3>I'm so sensitive that I can feel each grain of

<v Speaker 3>the wood as though they're raised fingertips. I'm still flushed

<v Speaker 3>from the ginger and so close to climaxing that sweat

<v Speaker 3>breaks out across my skin, and my breath comes in

<v Speaker 3>shallow pants. I need more speed and more pressure. Most

<v Speaker 3>of all, I need that thick mannequin cock.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her he's never seen her produce so much sap,

<v Speaker 1>and she begs again to be fucked, so he takes

<v Speaker 1>his wooden dick and slides it up and down on

<v Speaker 1>her puss. Then he lines it up but doesn't push

<v Speaker 1>it in. She's on the verge of tears at this point.

<v Speaker 1>He slides in a tiny bit and she squeezes her

<v Speaker 1>butthole to feel the ginger, and the tree says, do

<v Speaker 1>that again. She does a little kegel for him, and

<v Speaker 1>they both moan in pleasure. Then he starts hammering into

<v Speaker 1>her and changes his dick to have a V shape

<v Speaker 1>at the tip, and he tells her that her cunt

<v Speaker 1>is a masterpiece and he wants to see how much

<v Speaker 1>he can stretch it.

<v Speaker 3>All right, Carrie, I cry out as the wood presses

<v Speaker 3>down on my surrounding organs. Warmth flares from the ginger

<v Speaker 3>in my ass, filling my insides with liquid heat. My

<v Speaker 3>clit is so engorged with sensation that it feels twice

<v Speaker 3>its usual size, and my bladder feels so full that

<v Speaker 3>it's about to burst. Wait, I say between guests, if

<v Speaker 3>you keep pushing down on me like that, I'll pee.

<v Speaker 3>Let it flow. I want your blood, your sap, and

<v Speaker 3>your piss, the mannequin says, and gives my ass another slap.

<v Speaker 1>He wants it all, Yeah, every fluid. Yeah, and the

<v Speaker 1>poop poop for fertilizer. Is there poop in this book

<v Speaker 1>that doesn't happen in this book?

<v Speaker 3>No?

<v Speaker 1>I was like, is there poop?

<v Speaker 2>I mean there is no bathroom, so probably behind the scenes.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he say, he said that's too much. Yeah, he's

<v Speaker 1>crossing a line. She fully pisses herself, and the tree

<v Speaker 1>tells her she's gushing with liquid and feeding him delicious sustenance.

<v Speaker 1>Then his dick reshapes to have multiple bulbs that grow

<v Speaker 1>and shrink in side of her like a massage. She's

<v Speaker 1>sweating and edging and gushing, and this is feeding the

<v Speaker 1>moss all around her, which is growing and tickling her

<v Speaker 1>sensitive body, so the ground is just like pulsating. Oh

<v Speaker 1>my god. A tiny clover wraps around her clit, and

<v Speaker 1>some leaves come up to rub it. Some plants come

<v Speaker 1>out of the ground and start wrapping around her nipples,

<v Speaker 1>pulling at them. The oil in her ass is officially gone,

<v Speaker 1>and now the ginger is burning her poor innerds. She's

<v Speaker 1>begging him to come, and the tree opens her ass

<v Speaker 1>and pulls the ginger out, plopping it onto the ground

<v Speaker 1>and putting his finger in there instead. That's a lot

<v Speaker 1>happening to one person. I'd really stop touching my ass

<v Speaker 1>right now.

<v Speaker 3>Warm water seeps into my anus, massaging its walls and

<v Speaker 3>releasing the intensity of the heat. My ass clenches. Did

<v Speaker 3>he just turn his finger into a fuel nozzle? I'm

<v Speaker 3>going to pull out my finger and you will hold

<v Speaker 3>this fluid in your ass like a good girl. The

<v Speaker 3>mannequin says, can you do that for me? Yes, don't

<v Speaker 3>spill a drop? What if she toots a little?

<v Speaker 1>She better not the last of her words. She clenches

<v Speaker 1>her butthole, and the dick inside of her is now

<v Speaker 1>spinning around in circles. The leaves are still playing with

<v Speaker 1>her clit and she's really trying her best here. Finally

<v Speaker 1>the tree tells her it's time let it go. She

<v Speaker 1>comes insanely hard and the water gushes from her asshole,

<v Speaker 1>and she feels like, at this point she's been reborn.

<v Speaker 1>How do you not shit just farting out water?

<v Speaker 4>She literally just got an enema?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah she did. She probably had little poo chunks in there.

<v Speaker 1>She got a ginger enema? Oh she did?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>Like how she not shit exactly? That's what I want

<v Speaker 1>to know? And he said let it out.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>I don't think the tree would care, but she's probably

<v Speaker 1>feeling refreshed now. Oh yeah, have you ever done an enema?

<v Speaker 3>No?

<v Speaker 1>But I think about it sometimes. Probably feels great. I

<v Speaker 1>did a colonoscopy prep there, go. That just makes you shit,

<v Speaker 1>doesn't it. Yeah? Oh kind of want to do that

<v Speaker 1>for fun, the colonoscopy prep. Yeah, for fun.

<v Speaker 4>That sounds like my worst nightmare, shitting twenty four hours

<v Speaker 4>a day.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but imagine how skinny you feel after?

<v Speaker 1>Is it crampy, tummy ache? Poops? It honestly just hits

<v Speaker 1>you like a jet.

<v Speaker 4>That sounds awful.

<v Speaker 1>I could do that without the tummy ache.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, without the tummy ache and without like the sweats,

<v Speaker 3>no problem, but the.

<v Speaker 2>Only thing that hurts was at the end, because your

<v Speaker 2>bohold hurts so bad.

<v Speaker 1>She thanks the tree and he says, don't think me yet.

<v Speaker 1>This is just the beginning. He pulls his tree dick

<v Speaker 1>out of her, and then she says they need to talk.

<v Speaker 1>Her period will end soon, and then she'll need him

<v Speaker 1>to let her go so she can take care of

<v Speaker 1>business in her actual life, like getting a divorce and

<v Speaker 1>blackmailing the fuck out of Eric and his family. And

<v Speaker 1>the tree is like, no, you're staying here forever? Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>Like how could you not think that? Of course you are. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>but she's got to like do stuff, not if she's

<v Speaker 1>just gone. But she doesn't want to live in a

<v Speaker 1>tree trunk for her whole life and have little tree babies.

<v Speaker 1>I hope not. She tells the tree, if it keeps

<v Speaker 1>her here, she'll be miserable, and now that he has emotions,

<v Speaker 1>she knows it wants her to be happy. The tree

<v Speaker 1>isn't having any of this, but she tells herself she

<v Speaker 1>just needs to feed it more period blood for a

<v Speaker 1>couple of days and it'll gain more emotion and be

<v Speaker 1>more willing to let her go, so she's like, Okay, fine,

<v Speaker 1>we'll talk about this later, but for now, did I

<v Speaker 1>ever tell you about the time I found a hidden

<v Speaker 1>golden ticket and want a trip to a chocolate factory?

<v Speaker 1>You fucking liar, he says, go on, and then picks

<v Speaker 1>her up, wrapping her legs around his waist and forms

<v Speaker 1>his dick into a super veiny one and sticks it

<v Speaker 1>back in to collect her precious menstruations. He tells her

<v Speaker 1>he's beginning to understand the meaning of life and he

<v Speaker 1>wants to hear more of her wonderful stories. So she

<v Speaker 1>fully starts babbling on about Charlie and the chocolate factory,

<v Speaker 1>but the dick in her is starting to feel really

<v Speaker 1>nice and she can't concentrate. He makes her a little

<v Speaker 1>shelf that grows out of the wall and plops her

<v Speaker 1>onto it as he languidly thrusts in and out of her.

<v Speaker 1>She's forgotten her fake backstory for now, and she's really

<v Speaker 1>getting into it.

<v Speaker 3>I'm so swollen in sensitive that I feel every ridge,

<v Speaker 3>every contour with an intensity that makes my eyes roll

<v Speaker 3>to the back of my head. You're tightening around my shaft,

<v Speaker 3>he growls, but I want you to hold back your

<v Speaker 3>orgasm until I'm ready to spurt.

<v Speaker 1>She's like, trees can come, and he tells her he's

<v Speaker 1>more than just a tree. She's focusing all of her

<v Speaker 1>energy on holding back her impending orgasm and focuses on

<v Speaker 1>her life back in London instead, but all it does

<v Speaker 1>is make her heart feel heavy. I felt like.

<v Speaker 3>Cinderella who had finally met her prince until the moment

<v Speaker 3>I caught him sucking on his mother's nimple.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because that's what you want, girl. She gets so

<v Speaker 1>lost in her turmoil that she dries right up, and

<v Speaker 1>the trees like, ah, I'm about to bust. So she

<v Speaker 1>focuses back on him, and she realizes that he made

<v Speaker 1>it his wooden face rather handsome, and he tells her

<v Speaker 1>she's more beautiful than anything in the forest. Now, she's

<v Speaker 1>feeling all warm and mushy inside because no one has

<v Speaker 1>ever said anything so sweet to her before. Some moss

<v Speaker 1>comes up and starts massaging her clit, and the tree

<v Speaker 1>tells her it's about to fill her up with his release.

<v Speaker 1>As he starts to come, the moss slaps her clit

<v Speaker 1>and they both reach their climax together, but his dick

<v Speaker 1>starts to swell and has fully formed a knot, trapping

<v Speaker 1>all of his stuff inside of her tree. He asks

<v Speaker 1>if she wants a taste of it, and she says yes, please,

<v Speaker 1>But instead of pulling his dick out, he crashes a

<v Speaker 1>kiss down on her and it says his lips feel

<v Speaker 1>like rose petals, not like bark. So I guess that's fine.

<v Speaker 1>Oh nice, and he tells her, here it comes, and

<v Speaker 1>then he salivates into her mouth like his gum. It's

<v Speaker 1>just like his fluid.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's a little like maple syrup with a hint

<v Speaker 3>of blossoms and honey. I swallow several mouthfuls before pulling away,

<v Speaker 3>my belly close to bursting. That was delicious, he grins.

<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you enjoyed the taste, but I think you

<v Speaker 3>can take more.

<v Speaker 1>They fuck all night and into the morning, and finally

<v Speaker 1>she collapses, exhausted, telling him how satisfied she is, and

<v Speaker 1>the tree tells her it's time for her to get

<v Speaker 1>cleaned up. He forms a makeshift moss tampon with a

<v Speaker 1>little string that connects her to him so he can

<v Speaker 1>get every drop of her sustenance. He brings her to

<v Speaker 1>the center of his cavern, where there's a steaming hot

<v Speaker 1>spring right in the ground and the water smells of

<v Speaker 1>eucalyptus and mint. Oh nice, it sounds so nice minus

<v Speaker 1>the tampon attached to a carnivorous tree. Yeah. Well yeah.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her he made this for her to show

<v Speaker 1>his appreciation for making him feel alive for the first

<v Speaker 1>time in three thousand years, and she thinks to herself, Damn,

<v Speaker 1>this guy's old as hell. Yeah. She gets into the

<v Speaker 1>water and he tells her that his original name was

<v Speaker 1>egg Drizzil, and she's like, can I just call you Ash?

<v Speaker 1>And he loves his new name, so his name's Ash

<v Speaker 1>now cute, and she finally tells him her name. In return,

<v Speaker 1>he washes her hair with soapberries as she tells him

<v Speaker 1>her story and how she wound up in the woods

<v Speaker 1>running from Eric and his family, and Ash's like, I

<v Speaker 1>want to feed on your blood, just like they want

<v Speaker 1>to feed on your breast milk. But you're truly an

<v Speaker 1>interesting person, and all I cared about was using you

<v Speaker 1>for sustenance. He's starting to get more humanity, and so

<v Speaker 1>she's like, no, you saved me from those wolves, remember,

<v Speaker 1>and you never pretended to be something you weren't like

<v Speaker 1>Eric and his family. You showed me mercy, and you'd

<v Speaker 1>listened to me when I talk, and you've shown me

<v Speaker 1>more pleasure than any human has to offer. I feel

<v Speaker 1>seen with you. You make me feel appreciated. Okay, she's falling

<v Speaker 1>for her tree man.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're gonna want to stay there, girl.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her that he knows keeping her prisoner is wrong,

<v Speaker 1>but he's selfish and he doesn't want to let her go,

<v Speaker 1>And now she's thinking that maybe she doesn't want to leave.

<v Speaker 1>He pulls her out of the bath and drives her off,

<v Speaker 1>making her a soft, cozy bed where he snuggles up

<v Speaker 1>to her until she falls asleep. They spend the next

<v Speaker 1>few days hanging out, chit chatting and fucking, and she's

<v Speaker 1>even starting to tell him real stories of the world

<v Speaker 1>out there instead of made up shit, because he's like

<v Speaker 1>almost a person. Now we get his backstory, which is

<v Speaker 1>basically him being destroyed by Ragnarok during a battle in

<v Speaker 1>this forest, and his seeds were fed by the blood

<v Speaker 1>of the fallen where he regrew and needed blood to survive,

<v Speaker 1>so he's got a whole lore.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's like a battlefield tree, and he grew on

<v Speaker 2>the blood of his enemies.

<v Speaker 1>They're snuggled up, and he's even feeling more soft now,

<v Speaker 1>like swayed instead of wood. He tells her he's never

<v Speaker 1>felt this happy before. They start a little makeout session,

<v Speaker 1>and now Millie's soaked and ready for sex, but she

<v Speaker 1>says she wants to try something. There's this story about

<v Speaker 1>a man made of wood whose nose would grow whenever

<v Speaker 1>he told a lie. Can you do that? She's like,

<v Speaker 1>let me bride your nose and he's like, yeah, sure,

<v Speaker 1>and she's like, make your nose the size of a cock.

<v Speaker 1>And he's like, you want to fuck my face? And

<v Speaker 1>she's like, um, yeah. So he lays on his back

<v Speaker 1>with his hard dick nose at full mast. Create it.

<v Speaker 3>I lower myself onto his nose. It's tape at the

<v Speaker 3>tip and flares gently at the nostrils. Even though it's

<v Speaker 3>nowhere as huge as his cock, I still feel a

<v Speaker 3>delicious stretch. Wood grain massages my inner walls with back

<v Speaker 3>and forth motions, as though the flesh that makes up

<v Speaker 3>his nose is sentient.

<v Speaker 1>Is that all right? He yess? Fuck yeah.

<v Speaker 3>I groan and lean forward to support my weight on

<v Speaker 3>my hands and knees.

<v Speaker 1>Now lick my clit. She's fucking his nose. He's licking

<v Speaker 1>her clit, and she leans down and takes his real

<v Speaker 1>cock into her mouth. So it's a truly wild sixty

<v Speaker 1>nine situation.

<v Speaker 3>My walls close in around his nose as a powerful

<v Speaker 3>orgasm burns through my insides like wildfire. I screamed so

<v Speaker 3>loud that flocks of birds burst out of the trees

<v Speaker 3>and into the skies. Ash roars, the sound vibrating through

<v Speaker 3>my pussy, and his cockrerupts with warm fluid. I open

<v Speaker 3>my mouth, eager to coat my tongue with his syrupycum.

<v Speaker 3>I massages shaft through the spurts while his tongue flickers

<v Speaker 3>and flutters against my clit, triggering a second orgasm. Ash groans,

<v Speaker 3>and his nose releases a burst of liquid that splashes

<v Speaker 3>against my walls.

<v Speaker 1>Bogers Ah. They collapse together, and Ash gets somber, confessing

<v Speaker 1>to her that he never wants to let her go.

<v Speaker 1>He picks her up and brings her back to the

<v Speaker 1>cavern to show her he's completely renovated the space to

<v Speaker 1>have a four poster bed, a sofa, a water fountain

<v Speaker 1>and a bathroom, and she's like, I love this, but

<v Speaker 1>you know I can't stay here. He bathes her and

<v Speaker 1>is really getting in his feelings, knowing that he can't

<v Speaker 1>keep her, and tells her he knows she has to leave,

<v Speaker 1>but losing her will hurt worse than being destroyed by Ragnarok. Oh,

<v Speaker 1>I know. She's like, can't you just leave the tree?

<v Speaker 1>And he says, I am the tree And she's like,

<v Speaker 1>what if you just leave the trunk? And he says,

<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I've never tried. This is my first

<v Speaker 1>time creating a human shaped version of myself. But for now,

<v Speaker 1>let's just sleep. We'll talk tomorrow. She wakes up in

<v Speaker 1>the morning alone. She calls for Ash, but he doesn't answer,

<v Speaker 1>and when she looks around, everything but the bed is

<v Speaker 1>gone in the cavern, and now she sees a door.

<v Speaker 1>She calls for Ash, but he says, I'm here. He's

<v Speaker 1>back to being the tree again. He tells her that

<v Speaker 1>her period has ended and she's free leave. He promised

<v Speaker 1>to keep her until her blood ran dry, and now

<v Speaker 1>it has oh my.

<v Speaker 2>God, no, yeah, a tree.

<v Speaker 1>Third act breakup yep. Now she's feeling used and she's

<v Speaker 1>like that's all I was to you a little snack,

<v Speaker 1>and he says, of course not, but you need to

<v Speaker 1>go out into the world and live a real life.

<v Speaker 1>He made her some clothes and boots, and then sys

<v Speaker 1>she put them on and get out. She starts to

<v Speaker 1>cry and is like, can't you at least take your

<v Speaker 1>human form? And comes say goodbye, and he says, one

<v Speaker 1>more touch and he'll lose his willpower to set her free.

<v Speaker 1>Now get out, or he'll get rid of the doors

<v Speaker 1>and she'll be prisoner here forever. So she books it

<v Speaker 1>out with her new outfit, and once she's outside, she

<v Speaker 1>turns around to see there's no more door. She's locked

<v Speaker 1>out no wh so she whispers her goodbye and starts walking.

<v Speaker 1>She makes her way to the road and hitchhikes her

<v Speaker 1>way back into town. But as she's sitting in the

<v Speaker 1>passenger side of this truck that picked her up, the

<v Speaker 1>driver locks the door and punches her in the side

<v Speaker 1>of the head, knocking her out. What the full She

<v Speaker 1>wakes up to Eric's grandma Clara, looking down at her

<v Speaker 1>and her titty's hurt. Milly's told that while she was unconscious,

<v Speaker 1>they loaded her up with herbs and a special diet

<v Speaker 1>to begin her lactation. That's why her titty's hurt. She

<v Speaker 1>looks down to see she's gone up at least two

<v Speaker 1>cup sizes, and they tell her she's been out for

<v Speaker 1>a week. Oh my god. Then Eric walks in and

<v Speaker 1>he's pissed, saying her milk has almost come in and

<v Speaker 1>he's gonna be the first one to have a taste.

<v Speaker 1>She demands to know why he's doing this, and he

<v Speaker 1>tells her the men and his family have a genetic

<v Speaker 1>disorder that causes them to die before the age of fifty,

<v Speaker 1>but breast milk is the cure as long as it's

<v Speaker 1>mixed with special herbs. He leans down to suckle from her.

<v Speaker 1>She screams at him to get the fuck away from her,

<v Speaker 1>But then his grandpa, Michael walks in and tells Eric

<v Speaker 1>to get away from her. The herbs she's been given

<v Speaker 1>aren't good for him. It's special and just for Michael. Besides,

<v Speaker 1>Eric should have found a willing participant, because if Millie's

<v Speaker 1>kept like this, she'll be miserable in her milk will sour. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Michael kicks Eric out and apologizes to Milly for what

<v Speaker 1>Eric did to her. This wasn't part of the plan,

<v Speaker 1>but the show must go on. She was gone for

<v Speaker 1>a week, and although Eric is on dating apps looking

<v Speaker 1>for a replacement, he needs his milkies now, and the

<v Speaker 1>fastest way to get it to come in is mouth

<v Speaker 1>to nipple stimulation. She tries to tell him that breastfeeding

<v Speaker 1>is supposed to be between mother and child, and he's like,

<v Speaker 1>you can call me baby if you want. Disgusting, so

<v Speaker 1>he's being like a nasty old man. Then she's like, okay, fine,

<v Speaker 1>I'll let you do it, but get my restraints off first. Actually,

<v Speaker 1>there's a nice place I've found in the woods. If

<v Speaker 1>you take me there, I'll even let you rest your

<v Speaker 1>head on me while you feed. We can have a

<v Speaker 1>picnic and relax. And he's like that sounds nice, but

<v Speaker 1>he's still leaning his head down to suckle at her teeth.

<v Speaker 1>She panics and is like, okay, fine, but if you're

<v Speaker 1>gonna suck my nipple, the least you can do is

<v Speaker 1>let me suck your dick bite it off.

<v Speaker 4>She looks appalled by this, but she tells him if

<v Speaker 4>he's taking breast milk forcibly, she wants his come and exchange.

<v Speaker 3>He darts his gaze to the door. Do you know

<v Speaker 3>what you're saying that? I want to wrap my lips

<v Speaker 3>around your cock and suck it until you spurt. That

<v Speaker 3>I want to drain your balls of all your spunk,

<v Speaker 3>and when you can't take it anymore, I'll oil at

<v Speaker 3>my hand and pump you until you sputter.

<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is come over you? Why are you

<v Speaker 1>saying all that? It's the tree, the tree's influence. I mean, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>s butter, that's the tree. She's like, I'm a kinky bitch. Now.

<v Speaker 4>Michael is shocked, but says, yeah, okay, but from this

<v Speaker 4>point forward, he'll call her Milky and she can call

<v Speaker 4>him Pappy's. So she tells him that he better go

<v Speaker 4>get started on taking his erection herbs. As soon as

<v Speaker 4>he's about to leave, Clara walks in, yelling at Michael

<v Speaker 4>to get the fuck out. Then she's asking Milly what

<v Speaker 4>this little whore is planning. Clara then attaches the lactation

<v Speaker 4>machine to Milly and tells her this is the only

<v Speaker 4>way Michael is gonna feed so she doesn't steal her husband.

<v Speaker 1>No one wants your husband, crazy, yeah, frusty, dusty, dying husband.

<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry you want him to suck the tea of

<v Speaker 3>a random woman, and he can't share your milky is

<v Speaker 3>with your son.

<v Speaker 4>Milly tells Clara, if she's so worried about her husband,

<v Speaker 4>then don't force this, but Clara just ignores her. It's

<v Speaker 4>been a couple of days. Everyone is still out looking

<v Speaker 4>for Eric's parents, William and Olivia, and they are getting stressed.

<v Speaker 4>She ends up producing milk and Michael says the sample

<v Speaker 4>is really healthy. He goes to suck on her nipples

<v Speaker 4>and she says, please not here. Can we go do

<v Speaker 4>the picnic like I suggested? He's like, yeah, okay. He

<v Speaker 4>unstraps her and leads her out of the room. He

<v Speaker 4>has a bodyguard follow them. His name is Peter. Millie

<v Speaker 4>takes him to the forest to do their little exchange.

<v Speaker 4>Michael lets her know that he took four helpings of

<v Speaker 4>his erection herbs, so it should be good.

<v Speaker 1>For a while. Oh brother.

<v Speaker 4>She leads him to the perfect spot and Michael's bodyguard

<v Speaker 4>lays the blanket down and they sit. When Michael starts

<v Speaker 4>dragging his pants down, she notices that Ash is not

<v Speaker 4>awake and she's gonna have to suck michael dick except

<v Speaker 4>a gunshot rings out. Clara emerges from the trees, yelling

<v Speaker 4>with her shotgun.

<v Speaker 3>Oh God.

<v Speaker 4>She tells Milly to get away from her husband. Michael

<v Speaker 4>tries to say that the English slut propositioned him, even

<v Speaker 4>though he's not technically wrong. Milly tries to say that

<v Speaker 4>he's just gonna do it with the next woman. Clara

<v Speaker 4>shoots again, missing Milly but hitting the tree. Milly runs,

<v Speaker 4>but Clara shoots, hitting her on the shoulder. Then both

<v Speaker 4>Peter and Clara are attacked by vines.

<v Speaker 1>Good briddance, Yeah geese.

<v Speaker 4>Milly knows that Ash is awake. Michael tries to say

<v Speaker 4>that she's a piece of shit for leading him to

<v Speaker 4>this trap, but she says that their whole family are

<v Speaker 4>the real villains. Yeah. Michael grabs Claire's gun and tries

<v Speaker 4>to shoot her, but again hits the tree. This Nlicia's

<v Speaker 4>more branches that take over Michael and pull him into

<v Speaker 4>the ground. Milly stays still for a moment, but no

<v Speaker 4>Ash appears.

<v Speaker 1>Where is Pooky? Yeah?

<v Speaker 4>Someone grabs her from behind. She goes to screen, but

<v Speaker 4>it's Ash. He looks different. He's an actual man, with

<v Speaker 4>long brown hair and olive skin and glowing hazel eyes.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 4>He bandages her up and holds her. He explains that

<v Speaker 4>after she left, he didn't go back to being asleep.

<v Speaker 4>He went down deep into the earth to consult the

<v Speaker 4>well of wisdom and decided that he would give up

<v Speaker 4>his immortality to be with her.

<v Speaker 1>It's true love. Oh my god.

<v Speaker 4>He apologizes for taking so long to get to her,

<v Speaker 4>allowing her to be hurt. She says it's okay and

<v Speaker 4>asks if he's fully human now. He says no, he's

<v Speaker 4>a hybrid species. He can still control the tree and

<v Speaker 4>the flowers and all the flora, but he has a

<v Speaker 4>physical body now. He kisses her, and it's better than before.

<v Speaker 4>She runs her hands down his body and grabs his

<v Speaker 4>erection As he lays her on the blanket. They say

<v Speaker 4>I love you to one another, and she's so happy

<v Speaker 4>he's here. Then he says that he needs to be

<v Speaker 4>inside of her. Yes.

<v Speaker 1>Yes.

<v Speaker 4>Ash takes in her breast and how large they are.

<v Speaker 4>She explains what they did to her and how her

<v Speaker 4>husband is still at the house, and he says good

<v Speaker 4>because he's gonna kill him slowly later on.

<v Speaker 1>Nice get his ass.

<v Speaker 4>She realizes how hot and uncomfortable her breasts actually are,

<v Speaker 4>and begs him to drain them because with him it's different.

<v Speaker 4>She wants this all right.

<v Speaker 2>I don't think I would ever let anyone else ever

<v Speaker 2>sluck on my tists again.

<v Speaker 3>Now I feel like I'd be like traumatized. He takes

<v Speaker 3>my nipple into his mouth and slides his tongue up

<v Speaker 3>and down its peak with flicking and teasing strokes. I

<v Speaker 3>grind my hips against the erection.

<v Speaker 1>Pressing into my pussy and groan.

<v Speaker 3>He draws on the nipple, his eyes fluttering shut with

<v Speaker 3>a moan. Sensation builds as he continues to drink. I

<v Speaker 3>arch and moan into his mouth, wanting him to go faster, harder,

<v Speaker 3>to take every drop.

<v Speaker 4>Wow hot. He tells her that she tastes even sweeter

<v Speaker 4>than he imagined. He goes to her other breast, drinking

<v Speaker 4>her milk so he can still control like the.

<v Speaker 1>Tree and whatever.

<v Speaker 4>So he opens up a suction hole on his dick

<v Speaker 4>and puts it on her clit, so it's like a

<v Speaker 4>rose toy, but it's his dick.

<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I love it, crafty.

<v Speaker 4>He continues using that on her clit until she comes.

<v Speaker 4>Then he restrains her with branches and they start lifting

<v Speaker 4>higher up into the tree. They go up to the

<v Speaker 4>top of the tree canopy and he tells her he

<v Speaker 4>wants to return all the happiness that she gave him.

<v Speaker 4>His fingers thin and split and roll across her torso,

<v Speaker 4>tickling her skin. One reaches her clit and she gasps.

<v Speaker 3>You should see your cunt, he says, his voice, breath

<v Speaker 3>you with awe. It's dripping nearly as freely as your nipples.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, she's just leaking everywhere, sapping, sapping.

<v Speaker 4>She then asks if he can split his dick into

<v Speaker 4>two for some DP. Oh my god, he says, yeah, duh,

<v Speaker 4>and then she tells him to fill both holes.

<v Speaker 3>His huge penis expands to twice its usual girth, making

<v Speaker 3>my stomach drop. It's now thicker than the whitest part

<v Speaker 3>of his form and looks like it would split me

<v Speaker 3>in half. My breath shallows, and I continue raising my head,

<v Speaker 3>desperate for what comes next. He draws closer, his cock,

<v Speaker 3>pressing down on my clit until I'm panting harder and

<v Speaker 3>faster than a hungry wolf. Then his slit opens up,

<v Speaker 3>letting out a stream of purlescent fluid, and his entire

<v Speaker 3>head divides into two. Honestly, that'd be quite jarring to see.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, his one dick he just rips as soon

<v Speaker 4>as his first cock enterres her pussy. He has to

<v Speaker 4>stop for a minute because it's way better than using

<v Speaker 4>his wooden one. Then he lose up her ass and

<v Speaker 4>starts fucking her. They continue until they both come, but

<v Speaker 4>he's not done. He wants to see how well she

<v Speaker 4>can take one more cock. The one in her pussy

<v Speaker 4>then expands, breaking into two cocks scissoring within her. So

<v Speaker 4>she's got a three right now, that's a lot. He

<v Speaker 4>focks her with all three and pinches her clip until

<v Speaker 4>she comes. They finish and kiss, exchanging I love yous,

<v Speaker 4>and they talk about how to take care of her husband.

<v Speaker 4>After a couple hours of sleep, they wake up and

<v Speaker 4>go start their new lives, hand in hand, nudy booty together,

<v Speaker 4>nudy booty the rock to the house and Eric is inside.

<v Speaker 4>They stop at Eric's door. Ash steps in. Eric wants

<v Speaker 4>to know what the fuck is going on. Ash says

<v Speaker 4>that he's here to claim Eric's wife. A vine shoots out,

<v Speaker 4>holding him still. Millie demands to know why they lied

<v Speaker 4>to her, and when he tries to say that he

<v Speaker 4>was being honest in the past with other girls. They

<v Speaker 4>were disgusted, so he had to do it.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because literally no one wants this deal at all,

<v Speaker 1>because it's not normal.

<v Speaker 4>Ash says nothing will change Eric's mind or the behavior.

<v Speaker 4>Milly ultimately agrees and says it's Eric's turn to suffer.

<v Speaker 3>Ash's cock forms a needle shaped tip and pierces Eric

<v Speaker 3>through the balls. Eric's eyes roll to the back of

<v Speaker 3>his head and he faints, giving Ash a moment to

<v Speaker 3>extract some semen and move the spike to Eric's abdomen.

<v Speaker 1>I forgot about this, Bart, what is he doing? He's

<v Speaker 1>got a plan?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, Ash let her know that the baby

<v Speaker 4>that he just implanted into Eric will be theirs with

<v Speaker 4>some of Eric's DNA. They will also leave their host

<v Speaker 4>to ak Eric when they're done fully forming, which is

<v Speaker 4>in about a year.

<v Speaker 1>He was impregnated.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so Ash pierced his balls, took the sperm, and

<v Speaker 4>then put like this sharp little tip in Eric's abdomen

<v Speaker 4>to grow a non human fetus for a year.

<v Speaker 1>So it's gonna grow a tree.

<v Speaker 4>No, just you wait, all right, the being growing will

<v Speaker 4>emulate Eric, so no one suspects anything, and then they'll

<v Speaker 4>have their own family. So Eric will essentially just be

<v Speaker 4>a host to this parasite baby, so he won't have

<v Speaker 4>like any thoughts of his own. The parasite will mimic Eric,

<v Speaker 4>so nothing's off.

<v Speaker 2>It's like ranesme in Twilight, how she was like drinking

<v Speaker 2>Bella's blood.

<v Speaker 4>And talking to Edward.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, seducing Jacob.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, honestly, I wish they could like redo that because

<v Speaker 3>once when Nesweyn came into the picture, fuck's up?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Ash and Milly are excited because then they will have

<v Speaker 4>their own family. We're one year later and surprised two

<v Speaker 4>babies are born. Eric gains enough consciousness to declare them

<v Speaker 4>as heirs to his fortune, goes to the hospital, and

<v Speaker 4>then he dies of a mystery illness. Ash and Milly

<v Speaker 4>live happily ever after.

<v Speaker 1>I'm still confused, what the fuck? And the babies like

<v Speaker 1>can't talk, but they're like grown ups. It's very strange.

<v Speaker 1>I don't like them. Milly looks at the newborn baby

<v Speaker 1>and is like, can you talk? And the baby like

<v Speaker 1>shakes its head, no, kide, And then she's like, is

<v Speaker 1>it all right if I touch you? And then it's

<v Speaker 1>just like eppies E.

<v Speaker 2>It's like fully like sentient and like fully coherent, but

<v Speaker 2>it's still like a baby and talking level.

<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, get the fuck away from me. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>you alien, No, she loves it.

<v Speaker 4>That's part of her. It's her baby.

<v Speaker 1>She grew it.

<v Speaker 4>No, Eric grew it.

<v Speaker 2>He took one of her like eggs from when she

<v Speaker 2>was on her period, so it is like part of

<v Speaker 2>her when he was like inseminating Eric, he like took

<v Speaker 2>a shedded period egg and inseminated that in Eric.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, the crazy so Riley, how many red pepper

<v Speaker 3>emojis do you give this one? This one like oddly

<v Speaker 3>made me feel weird.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but not one splinter in sight?

<v Speaker 1>No, uh huh. I'll give it three, a solid three.

<v Speaker 1>It was good. I liked it, but.

<v Speaker 3>Something about it made me feel uneasy.

<v Speaker 1>That's fair. What about you guys? What did you guys

<v Speaker 1>think of the book?

<v Speaker 4>I gave it a two. I think also, wow, quite uneasy.

<v Speaker 1>And you actually read it? Yeah, I gave it a four.

<v Speaker 2>I liked it a lot better than Jack's Head. I

<v Speaker 2>put on good rates for strictly for entertainment purposes, because

<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding you. Like, when you're reading the book,

<v Speaker 2>you quite literally don't know what the next page is

<v Speaker 2>gonna be on, Like, what's gonna be on the next page.

<v Speaker 1>It was like plot twist after plot twist after plot twist.

<v Speaker 1>I also gave it a four. I was highly entertained.

<v Speaker 1>I never knew what was coming. As soon as I

<v Speaker 1>got to the breastfeeding, I was like, what is this? Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? I liked it.

<v Speaker 3>I would love to be in Cigy Shade's mind, that's

<v Speaker 3>for sure.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, next week we're telling Riley all about her

<v Speaker 1>Saint by Harmony West, and we're gonna have her look

<v Speaker 1>at the cover and give us her best guess on

<v Speaker 1>what it might be about.

<v Speaker 3>All Right, it says her Saint with roses and like

<v Speaker 3>a skull, and it says Saint and Sinner duet book.

<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, it gave me a hint a masked stalker romance.

<v Speaker 3>I think it's just gonna be a dark and bruti

<v Speaker 3>gal in this town, and she's gonna be going about

<v Speaker 3>her day to day life.

<v Speaker 1>She works somewhere.

<v Speaker 3>Where I'm gonna say, I don't know why it just

<v Speaker 3>came to me. She's a dog groomer, right, But then

<v Speaker 3>she gets this guy and he is like super darken

<v Speaker 3>bruty too but like way more than her. Comes in

<v Speaker 3>with his dog.

<v Speaker 4>What kind of dog does he have?

<v Speaker 3>Doberman very dark and brouoti or a Rottweiler, but like

<v Speaker 3>also rottweilers are so kind and cute, so.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not a thought behind those eyes, no, dom as fuck.

<v Speaker 3>So then he comes in connection right away, but she

<v Speaker 3>can tell something's off with him, and then he just

<v Speaker 3>starts like watching her every day, watching her. But then

<v Speaker 3>he's like setting her little hints, but scary ones because

<v Speaker 3>he's like not good, He's not a good guy, but

<v Speaker 3>he's doing that. And then he like sneaks into her

<v Speaker 3>house one night, cute and he touches her in her

<v Speaker 3>sleep and then she's like what is that? But then

<v Speaker 3>they kind of build a connection over the next coming

<v Speaker 3>weeks because he comes in again, gets his dog groomed again.

<v Speaker 1>No shit, that's a lot for such a short coat.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Actually he has an allergy and so he has to

<v Speaker 3>be bathed groomed often.

<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay, good.

<v Speaker 3>Backstory and so whatever. She's like telling him that she

<v Speaker 3>is a stalker and he's like, that's crazy. Little does

<v Speaker 3>she know it to him. Events happen. She finds out

<v Speaker 3>he's the stalker. But you know what, she decides, I'm

<v Speaker 3>still gonna love you because we have a real connection.

<v Speaker 1>How do I do? I loved the Journey. I would

<v Speaker 1>read that book. Unfortunately it is not. This book can't

<v Speaker 1>win them all.

<v Speaker 4>Just imagine your nice, dark, broody manly man going, I'm

<v Speaker 4>allergic to my dog.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we'll find out next week. Yeah we will.

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