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<v Speaker 2>Hey, it's Charlotte, It's Riley, and we're back with Mala

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<v Speaker 2>this first one comes from Plucas one and the title

<v Speaker 2>is human castaway on Mars is seduced by curvy female

<v Speaker 2>android and the tags are female thirty five, male thirty male, female,

<v Speaker 2>sci Fi robot, hand job, hotdogging. What is hot dogging?

<v Speaker 2>I want to say it's where a guy puts his

<v Speaker 2>wiener between your pussy lips. God, that's not Eve been fine.

<v Speaker 2>I picked it because I thought there would be a

<v Speaker 2>hot dog. There might be. I don't know. I'm just

<v Speaker 2>saying what I'm guessing hot dogging is what you said

<v Speaker 2>makes sense? Yeah. After fine tuning Panko's new actuators, Wise

<v Speaker 2>began applying her synth skin graphs. She was nude like before,

<v Speaker 2>but this time neither made a big deal of it.

<v Speaker 2>The female coated android was slim but modestly curvy, with

<v Speaker 2>slate gray skin and long blueish hair that fell past

<v Speaker 2>her shoulders. Her face was a featureless display screen much

<v Speaker 2>like the visor on a motorcycle helmet rendered non functional

<v Speaker 2>with a crack running across it. The human maintenance engineer

<v Speaker 2>followed the usual top down repair pattern, starting with her

<v Speaker 2>head and working toward the rest of her body. When

<v Speaker 2>he got down to her upper abdmen, she suggested, we

<v Speaker 2>could make that area bigger if you want bigger boobs. Oh,

<v Speaker 2>he blinked, then blinked again. You mean your chest. I

<v Speaker 2>know you like observing that part of me when you

<v Speaker 2>think I am not looking. He opened his mouth to

<v Speaker 2>deny it, then thought again. A robot would pretty easily

<v Speaker 2>be able to detect his eye movements. Sorry, I tried

<v Speaker 2>not to do it often. I appreciate you being polite

<v Speaker 2>about it, But enhancing that area might also give you

<v Speaker 2>more options for a pillow at night. Oh, there's no

<v Speaker 2>better pillow than a pair of teddies. No. He ran

<v Speaker 2>his hand through his short bister hair, thinking she was joking,

<v Speaker 2>but she seemed serious. They certainly had more than enough

<v Speaker 2>smart gel packs to pad her generously. Plus the primal,

<v Speaker 2>eternally horny male part of his brain was practically screaming

<v Speaker 2>at him to do it. Are you sure you won't mind?

<v Speaker 2>It was my suggestion. Just make sure I do not

<v Speaker 2>have trouble squeezing into a vacsuit, he laughed. Will go

<v Speaker 2>as big as you want. Just tell me when to stop.

<v Speaker 2>At her go ahead, he began working in the individual

<v Speaker 2>gel packs and feeding them programmed currents so their contents

<v Speaker 2>slowly expanded and molded together with the ones already installed.

<v Speaker 2>Panko kept him going until she grew from a modest

<v Speaker 2>bea cup to a full sea cup with just a

<v Speaker 2>tinge of sag. Nice, just a tinge. There's a tinge

<v Speaker 2>the word. He spent the next half hour repairing the

<v Speaker 2>rest of her since skin. He's just about to pack

<v Speaker 2>away the repair kit when she stayed his arm. Whyse wait,

<v Speaker 2>maybe we could do a bit more. Is there a

<v Speaker 2>spot I missed? Technically? No, but now I feel my

<v Speaker 2>outline might be too top heavy. Perhaps we can even

<v Speaker 2>things out down here to match. She turned and leaned over,

<v Speaker 2>striking a pose that pointed her posterior at him. The

<v Speaker 2>young man sucked in a surprised breath. Was she just

<v Speaker 2>openly teasing him? Now? Sure, it shouldn't take too long.

<v Speaker 2>He carefully split open the electrostatically bonded seals on the

<v Speaker 2>sinthskin around her buttocks. He followed her direction at inserting

<v Speaker 2>the gel packs and adding additional skin to expand her

<v Speaker 2>rear like with her chest. Once the smart gel was installed,

<v Speaker 2>its own internal programming took over, shifting, expanding, and evening

<v Speaker 2>out the additional material in the proper proportions. He kept

<v Speaker 2>showing Pinko screenshots of her new bottom, making manual adjustments

<v Speaker 2>as needed. When the whole process was complete and the

<v Speaker 2>sinthskin seamlessly sealed back up again, Pinka pushed her newly

<v Speaker 2>rearranged arse up at him. What do you think? Why

<v Speaker 2>is nice and pillowy? Could you get some good sleep

<v Speaker 2>on this? Eyebrows on the male raised high. He had

<v Speaker 2>gotten so used to her restrained formality that this casual

<v Speaker 2>playfulness caught him by surprise. Pinko's enhanced posterior not only

<v Speaker 2>included thicker buttocks, but wider hips as well, The new

<v Speaker 2>curves blending fluidly into thighs and waist where her rear.

<v Speaker 2>Before had boasted only two modest bumps that merged smoothly

<v Speaker 2>into one another. Her new one an actual, if small

<v Speaker 2>cleft between her cheeks. A robot bbl Yeah, nice little

<v Speaker 2>rump ah. I love that word. Such a good word.

<v Speaker 2>Rump rump ah. CHRISP. The male felt his heart beat

<v Speaker 2>rapidly as he regarded her raised chassis. He might have

<v Speaker 2>had some out of date thoughts about robots, but he

<v Speaker 2>wasn't so dumb as to ignore a woman showing off

<v Speaker 2>her naked backside to him. I think maybe I can't

<v Speaker 2>tell how soft it is just by looking. The robot

<v Speaker 2>looked back over her shoulder. Her blank face screen were

<v Speaker 2>god arded him for several long seconds, and for a

<v Speaker 2>moment Wise thought for sure she was going to pull away. Instead,

<v Speaker 2>she pushed her posterior up at him even more. Then

<v Speaker 2>you should feel as much as you want. His palms

<v Speaker 2>were on her smooth, synthetic buttocks without a second thought.

<v Speaker 2>His fingers roamed over her curves, delighting in how pliable

<v Speaker 2>they felt when gently squeezed. She giggled lightly. I guess

<v Speaker 2>you like feeling up my lude robot ass hmm, okay, girl, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>sassy robot. Yeah, I do, he confessed. But I don't

<v Speaker 2>think I ever heard you say dirty words like that,

<v Speaker 2>much less expect you to, you know, act dirty too.

<v Speaker 2>She wiggled her bum under his fingers. I told you

<v Speaker 2>I am capable of a full array of human emotional responses,

<v Speaker 2>including acting horny. Who says I am acting? She gave

<v Speaker 2>out small gasps as he bent down and delivered an

<v Speaker 2>affectionate kiss on her curves. You can test out my

<v Speaker 2>new buttocks if you want, she said, the way males like.

<v Speaker 2>He blinked, suddenly acutely aware of his shaft hardening and

<v Speaker 2>his trousers. Are you sure that's okay? You're not just

<v Speaker 2>following some company courtesy policy or something company courtesy? Do

<v Speaker 2>you think this is in a corporate manual? She turned

<v Speaker 2>and reached back, fully encircling her fingers around the tip

<v Speaker 2>of his member as it poked up into the fabric

<v Speaker 2>of his leggings. She rubbed, lightly, delighting in the cuteness

<v Speaker 2>of his deep moan. You have treated me very nicely

<v Speaker 2>and have rescued me twice. Now. It makes me think

<v Speaker 2>you might be a good partner for more than just

<v Speaker 2>immediate survival. So do you want to scratch this itch.

<v Speaker 2>We obviously both have sure, but how do we work this?

<v Speaker 2>When he had found her, Panco had been as smooth

<v Speaker 2>as a storefront mannequin, lacking physical genitals. Apparently those parts

<v Speaker 2>on modern androids were modular and removable, and she had

<v Speaker 2>stored hers away to better concentrate on her job as

<v Speaker 2>a ship steward. Unfortunately, those were inaccessible, now smashed to

<v Speaker 2>ruin along with the front half of the ship during

<v Speaker 2>the crash landing. I do have this very new jiggly butt.

<v Speaker 2>She flattened herself onto her stomach on the crash cau

<v Speaker 2>Do you know what hot dogging is? Why? Stripped and

<v Speaker 2>tossed aside his clothing and record time. He rummaged around

<v Speaker 2>and recovered medical pack and fished out antibacterial gel that

<v Speaker 2>could double as lubricant. Oh, well, she's a robot, doesn't matter. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>but his pee hole? Yeah. I also like that she

<v Speaker 2>has a modular vagina. I know, it's very cool. How

<v Speaker 2>cool would that be if we all had that? Wow?

<v Speaker 2>Love that? Just take it on and off like your

<v Speaker 2>boobs too, your butt everything. Imagine, just be a blank slate.

<v Speaker 2>I'd love it. Well, just a few squirts he covered

<v Speaker 2>the newest cleft in panco scynskin, making her titter lightly.

<v Speaker 2>The android shifted forward to make more room for the

<v Speaker 2>mail and braced herself with hips slightly raised and clear invitation.

<v Speaker 2>Pinco might have been synthetic, but her soft coup of

<v Speaker 2>encouragement set instinctive sexual shivers deep into Wis's very organic

<v Speaker 2>male hind brain. He hastily climbed fully up onto the

<v Speaker 2>crash couch to straddle her thighs. He shifted his hip forward,

<v Speaker 2>laying the full length of his throbbing member into the

<v Speaker 2>valley of her haunches. They both groaned aloud as his

<v Speaker 2>shaft made contact her slate hued since skin felt sleek

<v Speaker 2>and warm. The human planted stiff arms on either side

<v Speaker 2>of the robot's shoulders as she held onto the couch's edge.

<v Speaker 2>Fuck me, she told him, Fuck me nice and rough.

<v Speaker 2>You really like dirty talk, don't you, he said with

<v Speaker 2>a laugh, as he began pumping back and forth in

<v Speaker 2>the valley of her rump hm. He moved slowly and

<v Speaker 2>gently at first, then faster and coarser as the minutes ticked, by,

<v Speaker 2>shagging her synthetic posterior for all he was worth. He

<v Speaker 2>completely lost himself in the intense sensations, grunting out his

<v Speaker 2>pleasure like a wild beast. Pinko whimpered, continually arching her

<v Speaker 2>back and eagerly pushing her rear back at him with

<v Speaker 2>every stroke. Wise couldn't be sure of how much actual

<v Speaker 2>pleasure she might be feeling, but she was still clearly

<v Speaker 2>enjoying the sensation of being fucked. Wise would have loved

<v Speaker 2>to keep going all night, but it had been too

<v Speaker 2>long since he had sex, and Pinko felt so exquisite

<v Speaker 2>under him. After only a few minutes, before he could

<v Speaker 2>even utter a warning, his dick throbbed powerfully and exploded

<v Speaker 2>all at once an orgasm. His first heavy spurt rocketed

<v Speaker 2>right over Panko's head as he cried out. The following

<v Speaker 2>sticky loads painted the charcoal gray of her slim back

<v Speaker 2>with long lines of pearly white, before the last dribbles

<v Speaker 2>seeped out all over her rounded ass. Wise came down

<v Speaker 2>from his orgasmic kai, feeling as if all the energy

<v Speaker 2>had been drained from his entire body. He slumped limply

<v Speaker 2>on top of her, then slid over beside her on

<v Speaker 2>his back. Pinco laid her hand on his shoulder, which

<v Speaker 2>he immediately took up in his and gave a gentle

<v Speaker 2>kiss to her. Words were pleasant, but Wise barely heard them,

<v Speaker 2>and another instant he fell into a deep, exhausted sleep,

<v Speaker 2>completely and utterly spent the end. Beautiful, beautiful, sweet, just

<v Speaker 2>hot dogged her ass. Yeah, now we know what hot

<v Speaker 2>dogging is, Clif, And this next one comes from deleted Ooh,

<v Speaker 2>and it's called the Found Penis and the tags are

<v Speaker 2>female male, oral petting and honestly pretty weird. I love weird.

<v Speaker 2>Excuse me? Have you seen a penis around here today?

<v Speaker 2>I clutched my purse a little tighter. This sounds like

<v Speaker 2>the setup to something perverted. I have mace. He pinched

<v Speaker 2>the bridge of his nose inside. I know it sounds terrible,

<v Speaker 2>but it's a hard question to uphemize. I've lost my

<v Speaker 2>penis and I can't find it, and I've already been

<v Speaker 2>slapped five times today. Yeah, i'd slap you too now

<v Speaker 2>right away. One girl tried to kick me in the balls,

<v Speaker 2>but luckily they're missing with it, I hope. Oh shit,

<v Speaker 2>what if they're separated? How do you lose a penis?

<v Speaker 2>I ask? I don't know it was there and then

<v Speaker 2>I went to pass and it was gone, So I

<v Speaker 2>must have lost it somewhere around here. I studied his

<v Speaker 2>face a little more closely. He was actually quite handsome

<v Speaker 2>now that I knew he wasn't about to sexually harass me.

<v Speaker 2>Aren't you in my statistics class? Matthew right? Oh yeah, Stephanie,

<v Speaker 2>what are the odds of this happening? Huh? He asked

<v Speaker 2>with an empty chuckle. He sighed again. He did that

<v Speaker 2>a lot, though I couldn't blame him, considering his circumstances.

<v Speaker 2>Can you feel it? Maybe it'll give you a clue,

<v Speaker 2>I offered. He closed his eyes and pressed his lips together. Hm,

<v Speaker 2>I can feel it, but I can't really feel anything distinctive.

<v Speaker 2>He opened his eyes. Just feels normal. If I find

<v Speaker 2>your penis, i'll let you know. I told him, what

<v Speaker 2>does it look like? What do you mean? Where's your penis?

<v Speaker 2>To just walk away? All in picturing? Are those like

<v Speaker 2>penises on big mouth? Oh? My god? You know how

<v Speaker 2>he has like all those penises? Yeah? Have you ever

<v Speaker 2>seen One Eyed Monster starring Ron Jeremy? No, what is that?

<v Speaker 2>It's a horror movie, so it's not technically a porn

<v Speaker 2>and I know, Ron Jeremy's a scumbag whatever, but it's

<v Speaker 2>a horror movie where Ron Jeremy and a group of

<v Speaker 2>youngsters go to the mountaintops secluded to go film an

<v Speaker 2>adult movie. But aliens come down and while Ron Jeremy

<v Speaker 2>is out side taking a pepe, the aliens go in

<v Speaker 2>his penis and then his penis comes off his body

<v Speaker 2>when it flies around, killing everyone. What gear did this

<v Speaker 2>come out? I want to say early two thousands, all right,

<v Speaker 2>adding it to the list. Yeah, make Andrew watch it

<v Speaker 2>with you. There's one girl where the way she dies

<v Speaker 2>is it flies into her room and she screams, and

<v Speaker 2>then it just like goes in her mouth and then

<v Speaker 2>comes out the back of her head. My god, that's ridiculous.

<v Speaker 2>It's literally just a flying, floating penis. And then there's

<v Speaker 2>one guy where it wraps around his neck and it

<v Speaker 2>like chokes him out and then he dies. He's like

<v Speaker 2>God died by dick. Yeah. Is it like like a

<v Speaker 2>veiny skin colored dick? Yeah, disembodied flying through the air,

<v Speaker 2>taken over by aliens, killing everyone. And the end of

<v Speaker 2>the movie, you know what saves the day? Oh God?

<v Speaker 2>What come a woman who does her key gels. She's

<v Speaker 2>able to trap it. Oh my fucking god, no way,

<v Speaker 2>I need to see this. Yeah, thank you for telling

<v Speaker 2>the class. You're welcome. If I find your penis, I'll

<v Speaker 2>let you know. I told him, what does it look like?

<v Speaker 2>It'll be the one not connected to anyone. I assume.

<v Speaker 2>I doubt there will be others. I would have assumed

<v Speaker 2>yours would be in your boxers, but it's not. Maybe

<v Speaker 2>this is happening to men all over campus. What if

<v Speaker 2>I bring you the wrong one? I just think that

<v Speaker 2>maybe a picture would help, so I know what to

<v Speaker 2>look for. Okay, what's happening here, I'll take that chance.

<v Speaker 2>If you find any penises, just bring it to class

<v Speaker 2>and I'll tell you if it's mine. Okay, okay. Matthew

<v Speaker 2>walked away, his eyes scanning the ground. I walked back

<v Speaker 2>to my apartment, set my purse on my desk, and

<v Speaker 2>took out Matthew's penis. Oh my god, she had the

<v Speaker 2>penis the whole time. A plot twist. How'd you get it?

<v Speaker 2>How did they get in your little grabby hands?

<v Speaker 1>She took it.

<v Speaker 2>I assumed it was his anyway, I had found it

<v Speaker 2>in the grass next to the library. What a strange

<v Speaker 2>looking thing. It was detached from its owner, like a

<v Speaker 2>worm that had discovered the bliss of double cheeseburgers and television.

<v Speaker 2>Fortunately for Matthew, its balls were still attached. Oh just

<v Speaker 2>a dick and balls. Yeah, okay, back to that movie

<v Speaker 2>real quick? Were the balls attached to it?

<v Speaker 1>No?

<v Speaker 2>It was just a penis? Huh bummer? Yeah? Sorry. I

<v Speaker 2>picked up his manhood and let it rest in my hands.

<v Speaker 2>It was warm to the touch and soft. He said

<v Speaker 2>he could still feel it. Could he feel this? I

<v Speaker 2>thought for a moment. I got up and drew a

<v Speaker 2>nice hot bath for us, stripped and carried his penis

<v Speaker 2>into the bath with me. It deserved a little pampering

<v Speaker 2>after a rough day, and I had just found it

<v Speaker 2>on the ground. I placed it gently into the water,

<v Speaker 2>and it floated on the surface lazily. I washed myself

<v Speaker 2>up first before devoting my attention to it. I rubbed

<v Speaker 2>some soap into my hands and began to caress his

<v Speaker 2>flaccid penis with tender strokes. Has she had the penis

<v Speaker 2>the whole time? Or did she find it after he

<v Speaker 2>said he was looking for it? You don't know. I

<v Speaker 2>feel like she had it before she just seems like that.

<v Speaker 2>You know, she's a sneaky girl. She's like, oh my god,

<v Speaker 2>what penis? It looked so vulnerable like this, almost innocent.

<v Speaker 2>After a few pets, it began to react. His head

<v Speaker 2>swelled up, his shaft expanded and grew unevenly like a balloon, inflating.

<v Speaker 2>At first, the upper half of his shaft hardened, then

<v Speaker 2>the rest. Soon it was long and hard enough for

<v Speaker 2>me to wrap my hands around it and stroke it

<v Speaker 2>as I cradled his balls in my other hand. It

<v Speaker 2>was so easy to cause this, for him, to make

<v Speaker 2>him hard from my touch. I wondered what Matthew was

<v Speaker 2>feeling right now? Did this feel good? He must be

<v Speaker 2>wondering who was touching his most precious and intimate part

<v Speaker 2>right now? His cock practically shined now, rock hard and

<v Speaker 2>hot in my hand and inviting in a way I

<v Speaker 2>had never considered a cock to be cheap without the

<v Speaker 2>man attached. What a dream. Uh. Usually they were so demanding,

<v Speaker 2>attached to a man with a very definite goal in mind,

<v Speaker 2>only secondarily if at all concerned with my pleasure. But

<v Speaker 2>this little, well not so little anymore, thing made no

<v Speaker 2>such demands of me. It just let me, play with it,

<v Speaker 2>fondle it, savor the feeling of it in my hand.

<v Speaker 2>I submerged it in the water for a few more

<v Speaker 2>cleansing pumps and pulled it out. It was nice and

<v Speaker 2>clean now and all mine. I don't think she's gonna

<v Speaker 2>give the stick back. Yeah, you should give it back, girl,

<v Speaker 2>return the dick. I feel like there's a way they

<v Speaker 2>could find that mm hmm, Like if he gets close

<v Speaker 2>to your apartment. I don't know, maybe he tingles or

<v Speaker 2>something and he feels it, he senses he's close. Maybe

<v Speaker 2>he has an air tag inside of it. I mean,

<v Speaker 2>now he should Yeah, just a cockring with an air tag.

<v Speaker 2>And he's like, don't ask, don't ask. It's left me before,

<v Speaker 2>you don't even know. I brought his handsome cock close

<v Speaker 2>to my face, his head big and red and swollen,

<v Speaker 2>his veins bulging. I could feel his heart beat pulsating

<v Speaker 2>through his cock. Although I wasn't sure how, something inside

<v Speaker 2>me told me to open my mouth, and I obeyed.

<v Speaker 2>I enveloped his shaft with my lips. I bobbed my

<v Speaker 2>head up and down while I caressed his heavy balls

<v Speaker 2>with both hands. I was vaguely aware that this had

<v Speaker 2>to be the most bizarre first blowjob in the history

<v Speaker 2>of first blowjobs. But I didn't let that bother me.

<v Speaker 2>I just wanted him inside me. I wanted as much

<v Speaker 2>of his shaft inside my mouth as I could manage.

<v Speaker 2>I wanted to feel his heart beat inside me. I

<v Speaker 2>wanted him to feel the same ecstasy I was feeling

<v Speaker 2>right now. My hands slid between my thighs as I

<v Speaker 2>continued to suck and lick and lavish oral attention on

<v Speaker 2>Matthew's cock, my finger caressing my clit and slick lips.

<v Speaker 2>His cock stiffened in my mouth, a sudden extra firmness

<v Speaker 2>before it pulsated strongly, and I felt his hot come

<v Speaker 2>spurt into the back of my throat. My own body quivered,

<v Speaker 2>my muscles shaking, and pleasure shot through my body. As

<v Speaker 2>we climax together. I tightened my lip's grip and greedily

<v Speaker 2>swallowed it down, swallowed every last drop that shot out

<v Speaker 2>of his orgasming manhood into me, until his cock quieted

<v Speaker 2>and laid dormant. I took him out of my mouth.

<v Speaker 2>He was back to his small, innocent, harmless old self again.

<v Speaker 2>I gave him another quick wash and wrapped him in

<v Speaker 2>a towel. When I went to bed that night, I

<v Speaker 2>cuddled his cock like I would a stuffed animal, holding

<v Speaker 2>him to my breasts. She loves this dick. It's like

<v Speaker 2>a squish smallow for her. Oh yeah, who. When I

<v Speaker 2>awoke the next morning, he was large, thick, and hard

<v Speaker 2>against me. Well, yeah, it's the morning my cheeks smoldered.

<v Speaker 2>It looked like it was just aching for attention. I

<v Speaker 2>wrapped my hand around him, and he instantly reacted, twitching

<v Speaker 2>in my grip, asking me for more, A playful puppy

<v Speaker 2>of a cock. I squirted some hand lotion into my

<v Speaker 2>palm and started to stroke him off. But it only

<v Speaker 2>took a handful of pumps before he twitched and squirmed

<v Speaker 2>and come gushed out of him onto my sheets. Oh,

<v Speaker 2>I gasped. That was fast. What a naughty boy. You

<v Speaker 2>must not be getting enough attention at home. Well, I'll

<v Speaker 2>be taking care of you from now on. I picked

<v Speaker 2>him up and gave his tip a kiss. She's not

<v Speaker 2>giving this dick back. This man's gonna be a eunuch. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>while he's just feeling all the sensations of his dick. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>he's like, well, at least my dick is in good hands. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>Later that day, I sat next to Matthew in class.

<v Speaker 2>Inside my purse was his penis wrapped inside of soft

<v Speaker 2>clean towels. I reached under my purse and started to

<v Speaker 2>pet him, and Matthew grunted next to me. Oh, hey

<v Speaker 2>you again. Did you ever find your you know what?

<v Speaker 2>I whispered. He bit his lip and squirmed. My fingertips

<v Speaker 2>fondled his rapidly hardening shaft. No, not yet, are you okay?

<v Speaker 2>I asked. You look like you're in pain. I'm okay,

<v Speaker 2>And it's not pain. It's the opposite, if anything. He

<v Speaker 2>leaned in closely to me. Whoever has it keeps using it,

<v Speaker 2>using it how I'm not one hundred percent sure. But

<v Speaker 2>I woke up this morning and it felt like I

<v Speaker 2>was getting jerked off. And last night, and last night

<v Speaker 2>I think I got a blowjob. She's like, oh my god,

<v Speaker 2>weird huh. I started to rub the underside of his

<v Speaker 2>shaft and up to his glands with my thumb. Oh wow,

<v Speaker 2>did it feel good? His cheeks went from pink to scarlet. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>at least they're treating it well. I still want it back, though.

<v Speaker 2>A moan escaped his gritted teeth. I'm sure you'll find

<v Speaker 2>it someday. Matthew shuddered next to me and buried his

<v Speaker 2>face in his arms on the desk. In my hands,

<v Speaker 2>his cock squirmed and writhed as hot coumb coated my fingers.

<v Speaker 2>I wiped my hand clean on the towel. So, hey,

<v Speaker 2>do you want to get coffee after class with me?

<v Speaker 2>The end? Wow, give this man his dick back for real,

<v Speaker 2>for real, for real. But also I feel like if

<v Speaker 2>you found a dick like that, it would be kind

<v Speaker 2>of fun to just play with it all well finders keepers, Yeah, precisely.

<v Speaker 2>And this next one comes from Dutch Peter and the

<v Speaker 2>title is poor milkmaid gets spanked for spilling cream and

<v Speaker 2>the tags aren't male female spanking oil. You decide to

<v Speaker 2>give up your boring office job and go for a

<v Speaker 2>life in the outdoors working down on my dairy farm.

<v Speaker 2>It's hard work, but honest toil, and it's great to

<v Speaker 2>get away from the office politics and pettiness. I've assigned

<v Speaker 2>you the job of carrying buckets of cream into one

<v Speaker 2>of the barns. It's hard work, but I'm sure you

<v Speaker 2>are up to it. You are wearing the uniform, cute

<v Speaker 2>little welly boots and a tight white blouse and a

<v Speaker 2>long skirt that's split up the side to your knee.

<v Speaker 2>You're wearing your hair up and a little white bonnet

<v Speaker 2>on top. Cute a bonnet on it. Anyway, you have

<v Speaker 2>to balance these buckets of cream on your head. It's

<v Speaker 2>the only way to carry them. You're really good, but

<v Speaker 2>you just slip in your wellies and splash. The bucket

<v Speaker 2>of cream comes splashing down right all over your front.

<v Speaker 2>It's seeking into the fabric, making it all see through.

<v Speaker 2>You quickly try to rub it off, but too late.

<v Speaker 2>I walk in. Yes, I'm looking at you, and I

<v Speaker 2>can see your lovely nipples through the material. And I'm angry,

<v Speaker 2>but I'm also really turned on. He said, my cream,

<v Speaker 2>my cream, but your titties, my cream, my titties. Oh

<v Speaker 2>my god, what a conundrum. Don't tell me you've spilled

<v Speaker 2>all that cream, I say. You try to deny it,

<v Speaker 2>but hmm, I'm not convinced. Yeah, obviously they're fucking cream everywhere. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>you had one job, milk made carry it on your head, bitch. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I walk over to you, very slowly. Then I rip

<v Speaker 2>open your blouse. Yes, I can see drops of cream

<v Speaker 2>dripping from your rock hard nipples. I spend time studying

<v Speaker 2>your perfect breast. HM only one way to be certain.

<v Speaker 2>I run my tongue over the tips of your nipple. Yes,

<v Speaker 2>it's cream, all right, what else would it be? It

<v Speaker 2>was bad spilling the cream, but lying too. And what's more,

<v Speaker 2>from the state of your nipples, i'd say you had

<v Speaker 2>enjoyed it. I pull up a milking stool and sit down.

<v Speaker 2>I hitch up the back of your skirt, enjoying the

<v Speaker 2>side of your ankles and the back of your calves.

<v Speaker 2>Once I reach your lace panties, my cock starts to stir.

<v Speaker 2>But business is business. I can't have staff going unpunished.

<v Speaker 2>Your skimping knickers barely cover your peachy white bum. I

<v Speaker 2>think I need to give it some color. You are

<v Speaker 2>going to bend over my knee, legs straight back arched.

<v Speaker 2>That's it, now, brace yourself ars high in the air,

<v Speaker 2>ready to be punished for being a bad working girl.

<v Speaker 2>Slap Your soft bum feels divine and you let out

<v Speaker 2>a little squeal. That is such a turn on slap.

<v Speaker 2>I get more of a flicking motion, this time, making

<v Speaker 2>your bum ripple slightly you bite your lip in delight. Slap.

<v Speaker 2>The third one really connects. You bend your head back

<v Speaker 2>and let out a moan. I think your knickers, however skimpy,

<v Speaker 2>are giving your bum some protection. They will have to go.

<v Speaker 2>I yank them down so they are between your ankles,

<v Speaker 2>dirtily copping a feel of your thighs on the way.

<v Speaker 2>I'm such a letcherous boss. You spread your legs and

<v Speaker 2>bend back over slap. Your bum. Cheeks are starting to

<v Speaker 2>red in. I love the look of your bum, but

<v Speaker 2>I notice this slight glistening from between your legs. It

<v Speaker 2>looks like your pussy is wet. I quickly run my

<v Speaker 2>fingers over your pussy. Mmm, it's soaking wet. As I

<v Speaker 2>thought you were actually enjoying this time. For a change

<v Speaker 2>of tactic, I see my writing crop hanging on a

<v Speaker 2>peg on the barn door. I tell you to go

<v Speaker 2>over and fetch it. You release your hair from your

<v Speaker 2>bobble and allow your hair to fall over your naked breast.

<v Speaker 2>I get you to bend over again. I raise my

<v Speaker 2>writing crop. Fwat. That was a fresh, stinging, sensational feeling.

<v Speaker 2>But it's making you wiggle too much. I have a

<v Speaker 2>plan I lead you over to the side of the barn,

<v Speaker 2>then tie wrist together with silk rope that we use

<v Speaker 2>for packaging. Then I tie your wrist to hooks on

<v Speaker 2>the wall. You can't move and your bum is just

<v Speaker 2>right for my writing crop. Okay, thwack. All she did

<v Speaker 2>was spill some cream. Yeah, on accident, and he's like, ugh, punishment. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>go back to your office job, girl. Yeah, you have

<v Speaker 2>to carry the shit on your head. That's heavy. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>go sit at a desk. Girl. I rip your hitched

<v Speaker 2>up skirt off as it's getting in my way. Whack.

<v Speaker 2>The writing cane has made a little red mark on

<v Speaker 2>your bum. This time you let out a scream. Every

<v Speaker 2>time I use my crop, my cock gets harder. I

<v Speaker 2>just need to check. I slide my hands between your

<v Speaker 2>legs and feel your pussy as I suspected your pussy

<v Speaker 2>is soaking wet. Either I will have to whip you harder,

<v Speaker 2>or you'll have to make amends some other way. You

<v Speaker 2>shout for me to whip you harder. Okay, ready, whack, okay, okay,

<v Speaker 2>you shake with the pain pleasure combination. Whack whack. I'm

<v Speaker 2>such a dirty man that I can't resist slipping a

<v Speaker 2>finger into your pussy between strokes. You can't do anything

<v Speaker 2>about it as you are all tied up. Whack. Now

<v Speaker 2>you have five little red marks all over your delightful bum.

<v Speaker 2>One more, but it's going to be a big one. Crack,

<v Speaker 2>my god, your bum. I bring the writing cane across

<v Speaker 2>the flat of both our cheeks. I untie you, and

<v Speaker 2>you fall to your knees in front of me. You

<v Speaker 2>crawl towards me. I beckon you forward and instruct you

<v Speaker 2>to and zip my fly and ask you to take

<v Speaker 2>out my cock. You slowly release my hard member, taking

<v Speaker 2>it into your mouth. Your red lipstick slides all over

<v Speaker 2>my hard cock. Good job. If you can please me,

<v Speaker 2>you are back on the team. You slowly stroke my

<v Speaker 2>balls with your tongue. Your tongue is pleasing my ball

<v Speaker 2>sack whilst you take my hard cock in your hand,

<v Speaker 2>slowly moving up and down with every lick. Your tongue

<v Speaker 2>is pleasing my ball sack. Imagine Zach saying that to

<v Speaker 2>you in person. I would say thank you, all right,

<v Speaker 2>all right, that's what I like to hear. I think

<v Speaker 2>I would chuckle. De You slowly pop one of my

<v Speaker 2>balls into your mouth. Teasing the other. You release it

<v Speaker 2>and stroke your tongue up to the tip of my bellon.

<v Speaker 2>You take the tip of my cock into your mouth

<v Speaker 2>and suck it, oh so gently. At first, I hold

<v Speaker 2>your head so my hard cock slides deep to the

<v Speaker 2>back of your throat. Yes, I think you need to

<v Speaker 2>swallow as much you can to make amends. Hmmm, that's

<v Speaker 2>so good. Okay, I think you are forgiven. Now. I

<v Speaker 2>pick you up and throw you down in a pile

<v Speaker 2>of straw. I pull your legs apart and enjoy your

<v Speaker 2>naked body. That lovely little puss looks so fine, and

<v Speaker 2>your kids glisten with sweat and cream. Your hair's all

<v Speaker 2>messed up and your face flushed. And I bend forward

<v Speaker 2>and run my tongue down you, from your neck to

<v Speaker 2>your breast, over your belly, down the curve of your body,

<v Speaker 2>and finally seeking out your beautifully scented pussy. It's so

<v Speaker 2>wet for me after the punishment you were given. I

<v Speaker 2>pull your pussy lips apart slowly and enjoy looking at

<v Speaker 2>the stickiness against your pink lips while pushing my fingers

<v Speaker 2>into your thighs, putting my tongue into your wet, cleft.

<v Speaker 2>I love your taste, lapping away at your juice. You

<v Speaker 2>wrap your legs around my neck, pushing me closer. Deepen

<v Speaker 2>your hole. I'm straining to get as deep as I can.

<v Speaker 2>You demand I eat your pussy. Yeah, that's the least

<v Speaker 2>you can do after all those spankings. Yeah, you got

<v Speaker 2>your writing crop, insane. Cule my tongue around the entrance

<v Speaker 2>to your pussy, greedily lapping up your juice. I slide

<v Speaker 2>a finger into your hole as I lick, making my

<v Speaker 2>finger all juicy. I pull my finger out and stroke

<v Speaker 2>your cute little bum hole as I continue to lick

<v Speaker 2>away at your delicious fanny, Your fanny. Slowly, I work

<v Speaker 2>my finger tip into your bum. I need to taste

<v Speaker 2>your clip, licking the little bud up and down while

<v Speaker 2>I stare up at your face, your fingernails digging into

<v Speaker 2>my skin. I suck on your moist clit while I

<v Speaker 2>sugh while I slid two fingers in and out of

<v Speaker 2>your hole, my little finger still wiggling in your bum.

<v Speaker 2>Oh the shocker. Yeah, my fingers love your silky pussy hole.

<v Speaker 2>They're slipping in and out so wet it's easy to

<v Speaker 2>pump in and out deep into you. You beg me

<v Speaker 2>to slip my hard cock inside you. I see your

<v Speaker 2>head arch back into the hay as I enter you,

<v Speaker 2>just the tip at first, working my way around the entrance,

<v Speaker 2>you grab your breast, squeezing your nipples. I love the

<v Speaker 2>feel of your pussy against my cock, so warm and

<v Speaker 2>tight against my stiff cock. You can feel the pre

<v Speaker 2>come sliding between your pussy and my cock. Fuck me hard,

<v Speaker 2>you scream. Your smooth pussy feels like it fits my

<v Speaker 2>cock perfectly. I thrust into you hard. You are almost breathless,

<v Speaker 2>digging your fingernails into my back. I'm thrusting hard, hard, hard,

<v Speaker 2>the tip of my cock desperately seeking your g spot. Hard, hard, hard,

<v Speaker 2>and you begin to squirre over my cock. The site

<v Speaker 2>is such a turn on that I soon return the favor,

<v Speaker 2>coming all over your pussy. I'm delighted that you've put

<v Speaker 2>so much effort into making amends for spilling the cream.

<v Speaker 2>I decide to make you a head milkmaide. Well done

<v Speaker 2>the end I had milkmaid. Hell yeah, he said you

<v Speaker 2>suck a mean dick girl. You got the job. Well.

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