WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:05.400 Welcome to our slash smut, where we find the spiciest 2 00:00:05.559 --> 00:00:09.480 stories that Reddit has to offer and read it to you, 3 00:00:09.679 --> 00:00:15.480 horny little rats. It's time to r slash smut up 4 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:16.320 and listen. 5 00:00:19.320 --> 00:00:22.640 Hey, it's Charlotte, It's Riley, and we're back with Mala 6 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:26.879 Reddit e Radica. Hey, Hey, hey, welcome b And if 7 00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:30.320 you're listening to this on your normal podcasting platform, head 8 00:00:30.359 --> 00:00:34.079 on over to Patreon. We do this every Tuesday, and 9 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:38.240 this first one comes from Plucas one and the title 10 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:41.840 is human castaway on Mars is seduced by curvy female 11 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:46.719 android and the tags are female thirty five, male thirty male, female, 12 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:51.719 sci Fi robot, hand job, hotdogging. What is hot dogging? 13 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:54.280 I want to say it's where a guy puts his 14 00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:58.359 wiener between your pussy lips. God, that's not Eve been fine. 15 00:00:58.799 --> 00:01:01.200 I picked it because I thought there would be a 16 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:03.600 hot dog. There might be. I don't know. I'm just 17 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:06.760 saying what I'm guessing hot dogging is what you said 18 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:12.079 makes sense? Yeah. After fine tuning Panko's new actuators, Wise 19 00:01:12.079 --> 00:01:15.799 began applying her synth skin graphs. She was nude like before, 20 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:17.959 but this time neither made a big deal of it. 21 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:21.640 The female coated android was slim but modestly curvy, with 22 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:25.000 slate gray skin and long blueish hair that fell past 23 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:28.439 her shoulders. Her face was a featureless display screen much 24 00:01:28.519 --> 00:01:31.719 like the visor on a motorcycle helmet rendered non functional 25 00:01:31.760 --> 00:01:34.879 with a crack running across it. The human maintenance engineer 26 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:38.079 followed the usual top down repair pattern, starting with her 27 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:40.359 head and working toward the rest of her body. When 28 00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:43.359 he got down to her upper abdmen, she suggested, we 29 00:01:43.439 --> 00:01:48.680 could make that area bigger if you want bigger boobs. Oh, 30 00:01:48.719 --> 00:01:51.840 he blinked, then blinked again. You mean your chest. I 31 00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:54.040 know you like observing that part of me when you 32 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:56.280 think I am not looking. He opened his mouth to 33 00:01:56.319 --> 00:01:59.560 deny it, then thought again. A robot would pretty easily 34 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.840 be able to detect his eye movements. Sorry, I tried 35 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:05.640 not to do it often. I appreciate you being polite 36 00:02:05.640 --> 00:02:08.400 about it, But enhancing that area might also give you 37 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:11.599 more options for a pillow at night. Oh, there's no 38 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:14.879 better pillow than a pair of teddies. No. He ran 39 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:18.039 his hand through his short bister hair, thinking she was joking, 40 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:21.159 but she seemed serious. They certainly had more than enough 41 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:24.840 smart gel packs to pad her generously. Plus the primal, 42 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:28.520 eternally horny male part of his brain was practically screaming 43 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:31.000 at him to do it. Are you sure you won't mind? 44 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:33.520 It was my suggestion. Just make sure I do not 45 00:02:33.599 --> 00:02:36.800 have trouble squeezing into a vacsuit, he laughed. Will go 46 00:02:36.879 --> 00:02:39.639 as big as you want. Just tell me when to stop. 47 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:43.039 At her go ahead, he began working in the individual 48 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:46.439 gel packs and feeding them programmed currents so their contents 49 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:50.240 slowly expanded and molded together with the ones already installed. 50 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:53.039 Panko kept him going until she grew from a modest 51 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:55.400 bea cup to a full sea cup with just a 52 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:59.400 tinge of sag. Nice, just a tinge. There's a tinge 53 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:02.360 the word. He spent the next half hour repairing the 54 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:04.800 rest of her since skin. He's just about to pack 55 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:07.919 away the repair kit when she stayed his arm. Whyse wait, 56 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:10.280 maybe we could do a bit more. Is there a 57 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:13.400 spot I missed? Technically? No, but now I feel my 58 00:03:13.479 --> 00:03:16.560 outline might be too top heavy. Perhaps we can even 59 00:03:16.599 --> 00:03:19.759 things out down here to match. She turned and leaned over, 60 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:23.319 striking a pose that pointed her posterior at him. The 61 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:26.240 young man sucked in a surprised breath. Was she just 62 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:29.759 openly teasing him? Now? Sure, it shouldn't take too long. 63 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:33.639 He carefully split open the electrostatically bonded seals on the 64 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:37.240 sinthskin around her buttocks. He followed her direction at inserting 65 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:39.919 the gel packs and adding additional skin to expand her 66 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:43.599 rear like with her chest. Once the smart gel was installed, 67 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:48.080 its own internal programming took over, shifting, expanding, and evening 68 00:03:48.159 --> 00:03:51.840 out the additional material in the proper proportions. He kept 69 00:03:51.879 --> 00:03:55.439 showing Pinko screenshots of her new bottom, making manual adjustments 70 00:03:55.479 --> 00:03:57.960 as needed. When the whole process was complete and the 71 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:01.719 sinthskin seamlessly sealed back up again, Pinka pushed her newly 72 00:04:01.800 --> 00:04:04.240 rearranged arse up at him. What do you think? Why 73 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:06.960 is nice and pillowy? Could you get some good sleep 74 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:09.400 on this? Eyebrows on the male raised high. He had 75 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:12.520 gotten so used to her restrained formality that this casual 76 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:16.920 playfulness caught him by surprise. Pinko's enhanced posterior not only 77 00:04:16.959 --> 00:04:20.439 included thicker buttocks, but wider hips as well, The new 78 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:24.199 curves blending fluidly into thighs and waist where her rear. 79 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:27.800 Before had boasted only two modest bumps that merged smoothly 80 00:04:27.839 --> 00:04:31.120 into one another. Her new one an actual, if small 81 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:35.639 cleft between her cheeks. A robot bbl Yeah, nice little 82 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:38.680 rump ah. I love that word. Such a good word. 83 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:43.360 Rump rump ah. CHRISP. The male felt his heart beat 84 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:46.800 rapidly as he regarded her raised chassis. He might have 85 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:49.240 had some out of date thoughts about robots, but he 86 00:04:49.279 --> 00:04:51.480 wasn't so dumb as to ignore a woman showing off 87 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:54.560 her naked backside to him. I think maybe I can't 88 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:57.279 tell how soft it is just by looking. The robot 89 00:04:57.279 --> 00:04:59.839 looked back over her shoulder. Her blank face screen were 90 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:02.360 god arded him for several long seconds, and for a 91 00:05:02.399 --> 00:05:06.040 moment Wise thought for sure she was going to pull away. Instead, 92 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:08.639 she pushed her posterior up at him even more. Then 93 00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:11.000 you should feel as much as you want. His palms 94 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:14.319 were on her smooth, synthetic buttocks without a second thought. 95 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:17.759 His fingers roamed over her curves, delighting in how pliable 96 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:21.279 they felt when gently squeezed. She giggled lightly. I guess 97 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:25.720 you like feeling up my lude robot ass hmm, okay, girl, yeah, 98 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:29.600 sassy robot. Yeah, I do, he confessed. But I don't 99 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:31.680 think I ever heard you say dirty words like that, 100 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:35.000 much less expect you to, you know, act dirty too. 101 00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:37.959 She wiggled her bum under his fingers. I told you 102 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:41.279 I am capable of a full array of human emotional responses, 103 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:45.000 including acting horny. Who says I am acting? She gave 104 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:47.920 out small gasps as he bent down and delivered an 105 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:51.120 affectionate kiss on her curves. You can test out my 106 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:54.120 new buttocks if you want, she said, the way males like. 107 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.720 He blinked, suddenly acutely aware of his shaft hardening and 108 00:05:57.800 --> 00:06:00.800 his trousers. Are you sure that's okay? You're not just 109 00:06:00.879 --> 00:06:05.040 following some company courtesy policy or something company courtesy? Do 110 00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:07.759 you think this is in a corporate manual? She turned 111 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:10.800 and reached back, fully encircling her fingers around the tip 112 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:13.079 of his member as it poked up into the fabric 113 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:16.439 of his leggings. She rubbed, lightly, delighting in the cuteness 114 00:06:16.439 --> 00:06:19.279 of his deep moan. You have treated me very nicely 115 00:06:19.480 --> 00:06:22.240 and have rescued me twice. Now. It makes me think 116 00:06:22.319 --> 00:06:24.199 you might be a good partner for more than just 117 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:27.879 immediate survival. So do you want to scratch this itch. 118 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:32.120 We obviously both have sure, but how do we work this? 119 00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:35.079 When he had found her, Panco had been as smooth 120 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:39.959 as a storefront mannequin, lacking physical genitals. Apparently those parts 121 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:43.759 on modern androids were modular and removable, and she had 122 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:46.639 stored hers away to better concentrate on her job as 123 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:50.879 a ship steward. Unfortunately, those were inaccessible, now smashed to 124 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:53.319 ruin along with the front half of the ship during 125 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:57.199 the crash landing. I do have this very new jiggly butt. 126 00:06:57.519 --> 00:06:59.920 She flattened herself onto her stomach on the crash cau 127 00:07:00.439 --> 00:07:03.519 Do you know what hot dogging is? Why? Stripped and 128 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:06.600 tossed aside his clothing and record time. He rummaged around 129 00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:10.439 and recovered medical pack and fished out antibacterial gel that 130 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:15.600 could double as lubricant. Oh, well, she's a robot, doesn't matter. Yeah, 131 00:07:15.639 --> 00:07:19.399 but his pee hole? Yeah. I also like that she 132 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:22.639 has a modular vagina. I know, it's very cool. How 133 00:07:22.639 --> 00:07:25.240 cool would that be if we all had that? Wow? 134 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:27.600 Love that? Just take it on and off like your 135 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:32.399 boobs too, your butt everything. Imagine, just be a blank slate. 136 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:35.199 I'd love it. Well, just a few squirts he covered 137 00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:39.000 the newest cleft in panco scynskin, making her titter lightly. 138 00:07:39.240 --> 00:07:41.920 The android shifted forward to make more room for the 139 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:45.480 mail and braced herself with hips slightly raised and clear invitation. 140 00:07:45.879 --> 00:07:48.600 Pinco might have been synthetic, but her soft coup of 141 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:53.120 encouragement set instinctive sexual shivers deep into Wis's very organic 142 00:07:53.279 --> 00:07:56.879 male hind brain. He hastily climbed fully up onto the 143 00:07:56.920 --> 00:08:00.639 crash couch to straddle her thighs. He shifted his hip forward, 144 00:08:00.839 --> 00:08:03.279 laying the full length of his throbbing member into the 145 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:06.399 valley of her haunches. They both groaned aloud as his 146 00:08:06.480 --> 00:08:10.120 shaft made contact her slate hued since skin felt sleek 147 00:08:10.160 --> 00:08:13.279 and warm. The human planted stiff arms on either side 148 00:08:13.279 --> 00:08:16.480 of the robot's shoulders as she held onto the couch's edge. 149 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:19.279 Fuck me, she told him, Fuck me nice and rough. 150 00:08:19.519 --> 00:08:21.959 You really like dirty talk, don't you, he said with 151 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:24.319 a laugh, as he began pumping back and forth in 152 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:27.319 the valley of her rump hm. He moved slowly and 153 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:31.360 gently at first, then faster and coarser as the minutes ticked, by, 154 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:35.159 shagging her synthetic posterior for all he was worth. He 155 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:38.720 completely lost himself in the intense sensations, grunting out his 156 00:08:38.759 --> 00:08:42.799 pleasure like a wild beast. Pinko whimpered, continually arching her 157 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:45.480 back and eagerly pushing her rear back at him with 158 00:08:45.600 --> 00:08:48.559 every stroke. Wise couldn't be sure of how much actual 159 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:51.240 pleasure she might be feeling, but she was still clearly 160 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:54.480 enjoying the sensation of being fucked. Wise would have loved 161 00:08:54.480 --> 00:08:56.600 to keep going all night, but it had been too 162 00:08:56.639 --> 00:08:59.559 long since he had sex, and Pinko felt so exquisite 163 00:08:59.639 --> 00:09:02.200 under him. After only a few minutes, before he could 164 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:06.080 even utter a warning, his dick throbbed powerfully and exploded 165 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:09.279 all at once an orgasm. His first heavy spurt rocketed 166 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:12.240 right over Panko's head as he cried out. The following 167 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:15.639 sticky loads painted the charcoal gray of her slim back 168 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:18.679 with long lines of pearly white, before the last dribbles 169 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:22.000 seeped out all over her rounded ass. Wise came down 170 00:09:22.039 --> 00:09:24.960 from his orgasmic kai, feeling as if all the energy 171 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:28.320 had been drained from his entire body. He slumped limply 172 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:30.600 on top of her, then slid over beside her on 173 00:09:30.679 --> 00:09:33.519 his back. Pinco laid her hand on his shoulder, which 174 00:09:33.519 --> 00:09:36.159 he immediately took up in his and gave a gentle 175 00:09:36.240 --> 00:09:39.639 kiss to her. Words were pleasant, but Wise barely heard them, 176 00:09:39.759 --> 00:09:42.799 and another instant he fell into a deep, exhausted sleep, 177 00:09:42.960 --> 00:09:48.600 completely and utterly spent the end. Beautiful, beautiful, sweet, just 178 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:51.039 hot dogged her ass. Yeah, now we know what hot 179 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:56.120 dogging is, Clif, And this next one comes from deleted Ooh, 180 00:09:57.360 --> 00:10:01.360 and it's called the Found Penis and the tags are 181 00:10:01.840 --> 00:10:08.080 female male, oral petting and honestly pretty weird. I love weird. 182 00:10:08.559 --> 00:10:11.120 Excuse me? Have you seen a penis around here today? 183 00:10:11.279 --> 00:10:13.639 I clutched my purse a little tighter. This sounds like 184 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:16.759 the setup to something perverted. I have mace. He pinched 185 00:10:16.759 --> 00:10:19.440 the bridge of his nose inside. I know it sounds terrible, 186 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:22.159 but it's a hard question to uphemize. I've lost my 187 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:24.559 penis and I can't find it, and I've already been 188 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:28.600 slapped five times today. Yeah, i'd slap you too now 189 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:31.639 right away. One girl tried to kick me in the balls, 190 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:34.720 but luckily they're missing with it, I hope. Oh shit, 191 00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:37.240 what if they're separated? How do you lose a penis? 192 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:39.759 I ask? I don't know it was there and then 193 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:41.519 I went to pass and it was gone, So I 194 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:44.440 must have lost it somewhere around here. I studied his 195 00:10:44.519 --> 00:10:47.240 face a little more closely. He was actually quite handsome 196 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:49.759 now that I knew he wasn't about to sexually harass me. 197 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:54.399 Aren't you in my statistics class? Matthew right? Oh yeah, Stephanie, 198 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:56.799 what are the odds of this happening? Huh? He asked 199 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:59.360 with an empty chuckle. He sighed again. He did that 200 00:10:59.399 --> 00:11:02.879 a lot, though I couldn't blame him, considering his circumstances. 201 00:11:03.159 --> 00:11:05.320 Can you feel it? Maybe it'll give you a clue, 202 00:11:05.399 --> 00:11:08.960 I offered. He closed his eyes and pressed his lips together. Hm, 203 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:12.000 I can feel it, but I can't really feel anything distinctive. 204 00:11:12.279 --> 00:11:14.919 He opened his eyes. Just feels normal. If I find 205 00:11:14.919 --> 00:11:16.759 your penis, i'll let you know. I told him, what 206 00:11:16.799 --> 00:11:20.720 does it look like? What do you mean? Where's your penis? 207 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:23.600 To just walk away? All in picturing? Are those like 208 00:11:23.639 --> 00:11:26.559 penises on big mouth? Oh? My god? You know how 209 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:29.559 he has like all those penises? Yeah? Have you ever 210 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:35.159 seen One Eyed Monster starring Ron Jeremy? No, what is that? 211 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:38.720 It's a horror movie, so it's not technically a porn 212 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:44.000 and I know, Ron Jeremy's a scumbag whatever, but it's 213 00:11:44.039 --> 00:11:48.080 a horror movie where Ron Jeremy and a group of 214 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:54.360 youngsters go to the mountaintops secluded to go film an 215 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:59.639 adult movie. But aliens come down and while Ron Jeremy 216 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:02.440 is out side taking a pepe, the aliens go in 217 00:12:02.480 --> 00:12:05.759 his penis and then his penis comes off his body 218 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:09.840 when it flies around, killing everyone. What gear did this 219 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:13.000 come out? I want to say early two thousands, all right, 220 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:15.840 adding it to the list. Yeah, make Andrew watch it 221 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:19.360 with you. There's one girl where the way she dies 222 00:12:19.639 --> 00:12:23.759 is it flies into her room and she screams, and 223 00:12:23.799 --> 00:12:26.320 then it just like goes in her mouth and then 224 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:31.399 comes out the back of her head. My god, that's ridiculous. 225 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:35.039 It's literally just a flying, floating penis. And then there's 226 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:37.200 one guy where it wraps around his neck and it 227 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:39.279 like chokes him out and then he dies. He's like 228 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:43.000 God died by dick. Yeah. Is it like like a 229 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:47.279 veiny skin colored dick? Yeah, disembodied flying through the air, 230 00:12:47.720 --> 00:12:51.279 taken over by aliens, killing everyone. And the end of 231 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:54.799 the movie, you know what saves the day? Oh God? 232 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:58.360 What come a woman who does her key gels. She's 233 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:01.480 able to trap it. Oh my fucking god, no way, 234 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:04.200 I need to see this. Yeah, thank you for telling 235 00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:07.320 the class. You're welcome. If I find your penis, I'll 236 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:09.360 let you know. I told him, what does it look like? 237 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:12.240 It'll be the one not connected to anyone. I assume. 238 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:14.639 I doubt there will be others. I would have assumed 239 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:17.120 yours would be in your boxers, but it's not. Maybe 240 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:19.559 this is happening to men all over campus. What if 241 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:21.519 I bring you the wrong one? I just think that 242 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:23.840 maybe a picture would help, so I know what to 243 00:13:23.919 --> 00:13:28.879 look for. Okay, what's happening here, I'll take that chance. 244 00:13:29.000 --> 00:13:31.240 If you find any penises, just bring it to class 245 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:34.200 and I'll tell you if it's mine. Okay, okay. Matthew 246 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:37.080 walked away, his eyes scanning the ground. I walked back 247 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:39.200 to my apartment, set my purse on my desk, and 248 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:41.720 took out Matthew's penis. Oh my god, she had the 249 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:44.679 penis the whole time. A plot twist. How'd you get it? 250 00:13:44.960 --> 00:13:47.279 How did they get in your little grabby hands? 251 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:49.360 She took it. 252 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:52.279 I assumed it was his anyway, I had found it 253 00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:54.679 in the grass next to the library. What a strange 254 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:57.200 looking thing. It was detached from its owner, like a 255 00:13:57.240 --> 00:14:00.840 worm that had discovered the bliss of double cheeseburgers and television. 256 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:04.679 Fortunately for Matthew, its balls were still attached. Oh just 257 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:09.200 a dick and balls. Yeah, okay, back to that movie 258 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:11.039 real quick? Were the balls attached to it? 259 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:11.600 No? 260 00:14:11.679 --> 00:14:16.080 It was just a penis? Huh bummer? Yeah? Sorry. I 261 00:14:16.159 --> 00:14:18.559 picked up his manhood and let it rest in my hands. 262 00:14:18.639 --> 00:14:20.960 It was warm to the touch and soft. He said 263 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:23.320 he could still feel it. Could he feel this? I 264 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:25.480 thought for a moment. I got up and drew a 265 00:14:25.559 --> 00:14:28.679 nice hot bath for us, stripped and carried his penis 266 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:31.159 into the bath with me. It deserved a little pampering 267 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.399 after a rough day, and I had just found it 268 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:35.799 on the ground. I placed it gently into the water, 269 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:38.879 and it floated on the surface lazily. I washed myself 270 00:14:38.960 --> 00:14:41.879 up first before devoting my attention to it. I rubbed 271 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:44.159 some soap into my hands and began to caress his 272 00:14:44.200 --> 00:14:47.519 flaccid penis with tender strokes. Has she had the penis 273 00:14:47.559 --> 00:14:49.360 the whole time? Or did she find it after he 274 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:52.159 said he was looking for it? You don't know. I 275 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:54.759 feel like she had it before she just seems like that. 276 00:14:54.919 --> 00:14:57.559 You know, she's a sneaky girl. She's like, oh my god, 277 00:14:57.679 --> 00:15:01.440 what penis? It looked so vulnerable like this, almost innocent. 278 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:04.399 After a few pets, it began to react. His head 279 00:15:04.399 --> 00:15:08.480 swelled up, his shaft expanded and grew unevenly like a balloon, inflating. 280 00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:11.960 At first, the upper half of his shaft hardened, then 281 00:15:12.039 --> 00:15:14.480 the rest. Soon it was long and hard enough for 282 00:15:14.559 --> 00:15:16.639 me to wrap my hands around it and stroke it 283 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:19.200 as I cradled his balls in my other hand. It 284 00:15:19.240 --> 00:15:21.360 was so easy to cause this, for him, to make 285 00:15:21.399 --> 00:15:23.960 him hard from my touch. I wondered what Matthew was 286 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:26.519 feeling right now? Did this feel good? He must be 287 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:29.200 wondering who was touching his most precious and intimate part 288 00:15:29.279 --> 00:15:32.600 right now? His cock practically shined now, rock hard and 289 00:15:32.639 --> 00:15:34.879 hot in my hand and inviting in a way I 290 00:15:34.879 --> 00:15:37.559 had never considered a cock to be cheap without the 291 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:43.559 man attached. What a dream. Uh. Usually they were so demanding, 292 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:46.480 attached to a man with a very definite goal in mind, 293 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.840 only secondarily if at all concerned with my pleasure. But 294 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:53.759 this little, well not so little anymore, thing made no 295 00:15:53.840 --> 00:15:56.159 such demands of me. It just let me, play with it, 296 00:15:56.240 --> 00:15:58.559 fondle it, savor the feeling of it in my hand. 297 00:15:58.840 --> 00:16:00.799 I submerged it in the water for a few more 298 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:03.279 cleansing pumps and pulled it out. It was nice and 299 00:16:03.320 --> 00:16:05.879 clean now and all mine. I don't think she's gonna 300 00:16:05.879 --> 00:16:08.720 give the stick back. Yeah, you should give it back, girl, 301 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:11.279 return the dick. I feel like there's a way they 302 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:13.840 could find that mm hmm, Like if he gets close 303 00:16:13.879 --> 00:16:16.279 to your apartment. I don't know, maybe he tingles or 304 00:16:16.320 --> 00:16:20.039 something and he feels it, he senses he's close. Maybe 305 00:16:20.080 --> 00:16:22.799 he has an air tag inside of it. I mean, 306 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:26.200 now he should Yeah, just a cockring with an air tag. 307 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:30.799 And he's like, don't ask, don't ask. It's left me before, 308 00:16:30.960 --> 00:16:35.679 you don't even know. I brought his handsome cock close 309 00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:38.639 to my face, his head big and red and swollen, 310 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:41.639 his veins bulging. I could feel his heart beat pulsating 311 00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:44.600 through his cock. Although I wasn't sure how, something inside 312 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:46.559 me told me to open my mouth, and I obeyed. 313 00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:49.399 I enveloped his shaft with my lips. I bobbed my 314 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:51.960 head up and down while I caressed his heavy balls 315 00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:54.679 with both hands. I was vaguely aware that this had 316 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:57.159 to be the most bizarre first blowjob in the history 317 00:16:57.200 --> 00:16:59.720 of first blowjobs. But I didn't let that bother me. 318 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:02.559 I just wanted him inside me. I wanted as much 319 00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:04.799 of his shaft inside my mouth as I could manage. 320 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:07.160 I wanted to feel his heart beat inside me. I 321 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:09.559 wanted him to feel the same ecstasy I was feeling 322 00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:11.920 right now. My hands slid between my thighs as I 323 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:15.000 continued to suck and lick and lavish oral attention on 324 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:18.359 Matthew's cock, my finger caressing my clit and slick lips. 325 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:21.720 His cock stiffened in my mouth, a sudden extra firmness 326 00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:24.640 before it pulsated strongly, and I felt his hot come 327 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:27.720 spurt into the back of my throat. My own body quivered, 328 00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:30.640 my muscles shaking, and pleasure shot through my body. As 329 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:34.119 we climax together. I tightened my lip's grip and greedily 330 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:37.200 swallowed it down, swallowed every last drop that shot out 331 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:40.599 of his orgasming manhood into me, until his cock quieted 332 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:43.000 and laid dormant. I took him out of my mouth. 333 00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:46.160 He was back to his small, innocent, harmless old self again. 334 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:48.640 I gave him another quick wash and wrapped him in 335 00:17:48.680 --> 00:17:50.759 a towel. When I went to bed that night, I 336 00:17:50.799 --> 00:17:53.400 cuddled his cock like I would a stuffed animal, holding 337 00:17:53.480 --> 00:17:56.279 him to my breasts. She loves this dick. It's like 338 00:17:56.319 --> 00:18:00.839 a squish smallow for her. Oh yeah, who. When I 339 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:03.599 awoke the next morning, he was large, thick, and hard 340 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:07.720 against me. Well, yeah, it's the morning my cheeks smoldered. 341 00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:10.400 It looked like it was just aching for attention. I 342 00:18:10.400 --> 00:18:13.880 wrapped my hand around him, and he instantly reacted, twitching 343 00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:16.720 in my grip, asking me for more, A playful puppy 344 00:18:16.759 --> 00:18:19.640 of a cock. I squirted some hand lotion into my 345 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:21.839 palm and started to stroke him off. But it only 346 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:24.519 took a handful of pumps before he twitched and squirmed 347 00:18:24.559 --> 00:18:27.519 and come gushed out of him onto my sheets. Oh, 348 00:18:27.599 --> 00:18:30.319 I gasped. That was fast. What a naughty boy. You 349 00:18:30.400 --> 00:18:33.079 must not be getting enough attention at home. Well, I'll 350 00:18:33.079 --> 00:18:35.319 be taking care of you from now on. I picked 351 00:18:35.359 --> 00:18:37.799 him up and gave his tip a kiss. She's not 352 00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:41.680 giving this dick back. This man's gonna be a eunuch. Yeah, 353 00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:44.920 while he's just feeling all the sensations of his dick. Yeah, 354 00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:48.119 he's like, well, at least my dick is in good hands. Yeah. 355 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:50.559 Later that day, I sat next to Matthew in class. 356 00:18:50.839 --> 00:18:54.319 Inside my purse was his penis wrapped inside of soft 357 00:18:54.440 --> 00:18:57.200 clean towels. I reached under my purse and started to 358 00:18:57.200 --> 00:19:00.319 pet him, and Matthew grunted next to me. Oh, hey 359 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:02.640 you again. Did you ever find your you know what? 360 00:19:02.920 --> 00:19:05.839 I whispered. He bit his lip and squirmed. My fingertips 361 00:19:05.839 --> 00:19:10.000 fondled his rapidly hardening shaft. No, not yet, are you okay? 362 00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:12.640 I asked. You look like you're in pain. I'm okay, 363 00:19:12.839 --> 00:19:16.240 And it's not pain. It's the opposite, if anything. He 364 00:19:16.359 --> 00:19:20.079 leaned in closely to me. Whoever has it keeps using it, 365 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:22.960 using it how I'm not one hundred percent sure. But 366 00:19:23.000 --> 00:19:24.599 I woke up this morning and it felt like I 367 00:19:24.640 --> 00:19:28.039 was getting jerked off. And last night, and last night 368 00:19:28.440 --> 00:19:30.880 I think I got a blowjob. She's like, oh my god, 369 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:35.400 weird huh. I started to rub the underside of his 370 00:19:35.480 --> 00:19:38.960 shaft and up to his glands with my thumb. Oh wow, 371 00:19:39.079 --> 00:19:43.039 did it feel good? His cheeks went from pink to scarlet. Yeah, 372 00:19:43.079 --> 00:19:45.599 at least they're treating it well. I still want it back, though. 373 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:48.599 A moan escaped his gritted teeth. I'm sure you'll find 374 00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:51.839 it someday. Matthew shuddered next to me and buried his 375 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:54.400 face in his arms on the desk. In my hands, 376 00:19:54.480 --> 00:19:58.079 his cock squirmed and writhed as hot coumb coated my fingers. 377 00:19:58.400 --> 00:20:01.240 I wiped my hand clean on the towel. So, hey, 378 00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:03.240 do you want to get coffee after class with me? 379 00:20:03.559 --> 00:20:07.960 The end? Wow, give this man his dick back for real, 380 00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:11.319 for real, for real. But also I feel like if 381 00:20:11.359 --> 00:20:13.359 you found a dick like that, it would be kind 382 00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:17.920 of fun to just play with it all well finders keepers, Yeah, precisely. 383 00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:22.119 And this next one comes from Dutch Peter and the 384 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:26.440 title is poor milkmaid gets spanked for spilling cream and 385 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:31.279 the tags aren't male female spanking oil. You decide to 386 00:20:31.319 --> 00:20:33.480 give up your boring office job and go for a 387 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:36.400 life in the outdoors working down on my dairy farm. 388 00:20:36.640 --> 00:20:39.039 It's hard work, but honest toil, and it's great to 389 00:20:39.079 --> 00:20:42.240 get away from the office politics and pettiness. I've assigned 390 00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:44.559 you the job of carrying buckets of cream into one 391 00:20:44.599 --> 00:20:46.799 of the barns. It's hard work, but I'm sure you 392 00:20:46.839 --> 00:20:49.319 are up to it. You are wearing the uniform, cute 393 00:20:49.319 --> 00:20:52.240 little welly boots and a tight white blouse and a 394 00:20:52.279 --> 00:20:54.599 long skirt that's split up the side to your knee. 395 00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:56.960 You're wearing your hair up and a little white bonnet 396 00:20:56.960 --> 00:21:01.920 on top. Cute a bonnet on it. Anyway, you have 397 00:21:01.960 --> 00:21:04.279 to balance these buckets of cream on your head. It's 398 00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:06.519 the only way to carry them. You're really good, but 399 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:09.480 you just slip in your wellies and splash. The bucket 400 00:21:09.480 --> 00:21:12.599 of cream comes splashing down right all over your front. 401 00:21:12.799 --> 00:21:15.519