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Speaker 2: is human castaway on Mars is seduced by curvy female
Speaker 2: android and the tags are female thirty five, male thirty male, female,
Speaker 2: sci Fi robot, hand job, hotdogging. What is hot dogging?
Speaker 2: I want to say it's where a guy puts his
Speaker 2: wiener between your pussy lips. God, that's not Eve been fine.
Speaker 2: I picked it because I thought there would be a
Speaker 2: hot dog. There might be. I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying what I'm guessing hot dogging is what you said
Speaker 2: makes sense? Yeah. After fine tuning Panko's new actuators, Wise
Speaker 2: began applying her synth skin graphs. She was nude like before,
Speaker 2: but this time neither made a big deal of it.
Speaker 2: The female coated android was slim but modestly curvy, with
Speaker 2: slate gray skin and long blueish hair that fell past
Speaker 2: her shoulders. Her face was a featureless display screen much
Speaker 2: like the visor on a motorcycle helmet rendered non functional
Speaker 2: with a crack running across it. The human maintenance engineer
Speaker 2: followed the usual top down repair pattern, starting with her
Speaker 2: head and working toward the rest of her body. When
Speaker 2: he got down to her upper abdmen, she suggested, we
Speaker 2: could make that area bigger if you want bigger boobs. Oh,
Speaker 2: he blinked, then blinked again. You mean your chest. I
Speaker 2: know you like observing that part of me when you
Speaker 2: think I am not looking. He opened his mouth to
Speaker 2: deny it, then thought again. A robot would pretty easily
Speaker 2: be able to detect his eye movements. Sorry, I tried
Speaker 2: not to do it often. I appreciate you being polite
Speaker 2: about it, But enhancing that area might also give you
Speaker 2: more options for a pillow at night. Oh, there's no
Speaker 2: better pillow than a pair of teddies. No. He ran
Speaker 2: his hand through his short bister hair, thinking she was joking,
Speaker 2: but she seemed serious. They certainly had more than enough
Speaker 2: smart gel packs to pad her generously. Plus the primal,
Speaker 2: eternally horny male part of his brain was practically screaming
Speaker 2: at him to do it. Are you sure you won't mind?
Speaker 2: It was my suggestion. Just make sure I do not
Speaker 2: have trouble squeezing into a vacsuit, he laughed. Will go
Speaker 2: as big as you want. Just tell me when to stop.
Speaker 2: At her go ahead, he began working in the individual
Speaker 2: gel packs and feeding them programmed currents so their contents
Speaker 2: slowly expanded and molded together with the ones already installed.
Speaker 2: Panko kept him going until she grew from a modest
Speaker 2: bea cup to a full sea cup with just a
Speaker 2: tinge of sag. Nice, just a tinge. There's a tinge
Speaker 2: the word. He spent the next half hour repairing the
Speaker 2: rest of her since skin. He's just about to pack
Speaker 2: away the repair kit when she stayed his arm. Whyse wait,
Speaker 2: maybe we could do a bit more. Is there a
Speaker 2: spot I missed? Technically? No, but now I feel my
Speaker 2: outline might be too top heavy. Perhaps we can even
Speaker 2: things out down here to match. She turned and leaned over,
Speaker 2: striking a pose that pointed her posterior at him. The
Speaker 2: young man sucked in a surprised breath. Was she just
Speaker 2: openly teasing him? Now? Sure, it shouldn't take too long.
Speaker 2: He carefully split open the electrostatically bonded seals on the
Speaker 2: sinthskin around her buttocks. He followed her direction at inserting
Speaker 2: the gel packs and adding additional skin to expand her
Speaker 2: rear like with her chest. Once the smart gel was installed,
Speaker 2: its own internal programming took over, shifting, expanding, and evening
Speaker 2: out the additional material in the proper proportions. He kept
Speaker 2: showing Pinko screenshots of her new bottom, making manual adjustments
Speaker 2: as needed. When the whole process was complete and the
Speaker 2: sinthskin seamlessly sealed back up again, Pinka pushed her newly
Speaker 2: rearranged arse up at him. What do you think? Why
Speaker 2: is nice and pillowy? Could you get some good sleep
Speaker 2: on this? Eyebrows on the male raised high. He had
Speaker 2: gotten so used to her restrained formality that this casual
Speaker 2: playfulness caught him by surprise. Pinko's enhanced posterior not only
Speaker 2: included thicker buttocks, but wider hips as well, The new
Speaker 2: curves blending fluidly into thighs and waist where her rear.
Speaker 2: Before had boasted only two modest bumps that merged smoothly
Speaker 2: into one another. Her new one an actual, if small
Speaker 2: cleft between her cheeks. A robot bbl Yeah, nice little
Speaker 2: rump ah. I love that word. Such a good word.
Speaker 2: Rump rump ah. CHRISP. The male felt his heart beat
Speaker 2: rapidly as he regarded her raised chassis. He might have
Speaker 2: had some out of date thoughts about robots, but he
Speaker 2: wasn't so dumb as to ignore a woman showing off
Speaker 2: her naked backside to him. I think maybe I can't
Speaker 2: tell how soft it is just by looking. The robot
Speaker 2: looked back over her shoulder. Her blank face screen were
Speaker 2: god arded him for several long seconds, and for a
Speaker 2: moment Wise thought for sure she was going to pull away. Instead,
Speaker 2: she pushed her posterior up at him even more. Then
Speaker 2: you should feel as much as you want. His palms
Speaker 2: were on her smooth, synthetic buttocks without a second thought.
Speaker 2: His fingers roamed over her curves, delighting in how pliable
Speaker 2: they felt when gently squeezed. She giggled lightly. I guess
Speaker 2: you like feeling up my lude robot ass hmm, okay, girl, yeah,
Speaker 2: sassy robot. Yeah, I do, he confessed. But I don't
Speaker 2: think I ever heard you say dirty words like that,
Speaker 2: much less expect you to, you know, act dirty too.
Speaker 2: She wiggled her bum under his fingers. I told you
Speaker 2: I am capable of a full array of human emotional responses,
Speaker 2: including acting horny. Who says I am acting? She gave
Speaker 2: out small gasps as he bent down and delivered an
Speaker 2: affectionate kiss on her curves. You can test out my
Speaker 2: new buttocks if you want, she said, the way males like.
Speaker 2: He blinked, suddenly acutely aware of his shaft hardening and
Speaker 2: his trousers. Are you sure that's okay? You're not just
Speaker 2: following some company courtesy policy or something company courtesy? Do
Speaker 2: you think this is in a corporate manual? She turned
Speaker 2: and reached back, fully encircling her fingers around the tip
Speaker 2: of his member as it poked up into the fabric
Speaker 2: of his leggings. She rubbed, lightly, delighting in the cuteness
Speaker 2: of his deep moan. You have treated me very nicely
Speaker 2: and have rescued me twice. Now. It makes me think
Speaker 2: you might be a good partner for more than just
Speaker 2: immediate survival. So do you want to scratch this itch.
Speaker 2: We obviously both have sure, but how do we work this?
Speaker 2: When he had found her, Panco had been as smooth
Speaker 2: as a storefront mannequin, lacking physical genitals. Apparently those parts
Speaker 2: on modern androids were modular and removable, and she had
Speaker 2: stored hers away to better concentrate on her job as
Speaker 2: a ship steward. Unfortunately, those were inaccessible, now smashed to
Speaker 2: ruin along with the front half of the ship during
Speaker 2: the crash landing. I do have this very new jiggly butt.
Speaker 2: She flattened herself onto her stomach on the crash cau
Speaker 2: Do you know what hot dogging is? Why? Stripped and
Speaker 2: tossed aside his clothing and record time. He rummaged around
Speaker 2: and recovered medical pack and fished out antibacterial gel that
Speaker 2: could double as lubricant. Oh, well, she's a robot, doesn't matter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but his pee hole? Yeah. I also like that she
Speaker 2: has a modular vagina. I know, it's very cool. How
Speaker 2: cool would that be if we all had that? Wow?
Speaker 2: Love that? Just take it on and off like your
Speaker 2: boobs too, your butt everything. Imagine, just be a blank slate.
Speaker 2: I'd love it. Well, just a few squirts he covered
Speaker 2: the newest cleft in panco scynskin, making her titter lightly.
Speaker 2: The android shifted forward to make more room for the
Speaker 2: mail and braced herself with hips slightly raised and clear invitation.
Speaker 2: Pinco might have been synthetic, but her soft coup of
Speaker 2: encouragement set instinctive sexual shivers deep into Wis's very organic
Speaker 2: male hind brain. He hastily climbed fully up onto the
Speaker 2: crash couch to straddle her thighs. He shifted his hip forward,
Speaker 2: laying the full length of his throbbing member into the
Speaker 2: valley of her haunches. They both groaned aloud as his
Speaker 2: shaft made contact her slate hued since skin felt sleek
Speaker 2: and warm. The human planted stiff arms on either side
Speaker 2: of the robot's shoulders as she held onto the couch's edge.
Speaker 2: Fuck me, she told him, Fuck me nice and rough.
Speaker 2: You really like dirty talk, don't you, he said with
Speaker 2: a laugh, as he began pumping back and forth in
Speaker 2: the valley of her rump hm. He moved slowly and
Speaker 2: gently at first, then faster and coarser as the minutes ticked, by,
Speaker 2: shagging her synthetic posterior for all he was worth. He
Speaker 2: completely lost himself in the intense sensations, grunting out his
Speaker 2: pleasure like a wild beast. Pinko whimpered, continually arching her
Speaker 2: back and eagerly pushing her rear back at him with
Speaker 2: every stroke. Wise couldn't be sure of how much actual
Speaker 2: pleasure she might be feeling, but she was still clearly
Speaker 2: enjoying the sensation of being fucked. Wise would have loved
Speaker 2: to keep going all night, but it had been too
Speaker 2: long since he had sex, and Pinko felt so exquisite
Speaker 2: under him. After only a few minutes, before he could
Speaker 2: even utter a warning, his dick throbbed powerfully and exploded
Speaker 2: all at once an orgasm. His first heavy spurt rocketed
Speaker 2: right over Panko's head as he cried out. The following
Speaker 2: sticky loads painted the charcoal gray of her slim back
Speaker 2: with long lines of pearly white, before the last dribbles
Speaker 2: seeped out all over her rounded ass. Wise came down
Speaker 2: from his orgasmic kai, feeling as if all the energy
Speaker 2: had been drained from his entire body. He slumped limply
Speaker 2: on top of her, then slid over beside her on
Speaker 2: his back. Pinco laid her hand on his shoulder, which
Speaker 2: he immediately took up in his and gave a gentle
Speaker 2: kiss to her. Words were pleasant, but Wise barely heard them,
Speaker 2: and another instant he fell into a deep, exhausted sleep,
Speaker 2: completely and utterly spent the end. Beautiful, beautiful, sweet, just
Speaker 2: hot dogged her ass. Yeah, now we know what hot
Speaker 2: dogging is, Clif, And this next one comes from deleted Ooh,
Speaker 2: and it's called the Found Penis and the tags are
Speaker 2: female male, oral petting and honestly pretty weird. I love weird.
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Have you seen a penis around here today?
Speaker 2: I clutched my purse a little tighter. This sounds like
Speaker 2: the setup to something perverted. I have mace. He pinched
Speaker 2: the bridge of his nose inside. I know it sounds terrible,
Speaker 2: but it's a hard question to uphemize. I've lost my
Speaker 2: penis and I can't find it, and I've already been
Speaker 2: slapped five times today. Yeah, i'd slap you too now
Speaker 2: right away. One girl tried to kick me in the balls,
Speaker 2: but luckily they're missing with it, I hope. Oh shit,
Speaker 2: what if they're separated? How do you lose a penis?
Speaker 2: I ask? I don't know it was there and then
Speaker 2: I went to pass and it was gone, So I
Speaker 2: must have lost it somewhere around here. I studied his
Speaker 2: face a little more closely. He was actually quite handsome
Speaker 2: now that I knew he wasn't about to sexually harass me.
Speaker 2: Aren't you in my statistics class? Matthew right? Oh yeah, Stephanie,
Speaker 2: what are the odds of this happening? Huh? He asked
Speaker 2: with an empty chuckle. He sighed again. He did that
Speaker 2: a lot, though I couldn't blame him, considering his circumstances.
Speaker 2: Can you feel it? Maybe it'll give you a clue,
Speaker 2: I offered. He closed his eyes and pressed his lips together. Hm,
Speaker 2: I can feel it, but I can't really feel anything distinctive.
Speaker 2: He opened his eyes. Just feels normal. If I find
Speaker 2: your penis, i'll let you know. I told him, what
Speaker 2: does it look like? What do you mean? Where's your penis?
Speaker 2: To just walk away? All in picturing? Are those like
Speaker 2: penises on big mouth? Oh? My god? You know how
Speaker 2: he has like all those penises? Yeah? Have you ever
Speaker 2: seen One Eyed Monster starring Ron Jeremy? No, what is that?
Speaker 2: It's a horror movie, so it's not technically a porn
Speaker 2: and I know, Ron Jeremy's a scumbag whatever, but it's
Speaker 2: a horror movie where Ron Jeremy and a group of
Speaker 2: youngsters go to the mountaintops secluded to go film an
Speaker 2: adult movie. But aliens come down and while Ron Jeremy
Speaker 2: is out side taking a pepe, the aliens go in
Speaker 2: his penis and then his penis comes off his body
Speaker 2: when it flies around, killing everyone. What gear did this
Speaker 2: come out? I want to say early two thousands, all right,
Speaker 2: adding it to the list. Yeah, make Andrew watch it
Speaker 2: with you. There's one girl where the way she dies
Speaker 2: is it flies into her room and she screams, and
Speaker 2: then it just like goes in her mouth and then
Speaker 2: comes out the back of her head. My god, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It's literally just a flying, floating penis. And then there's
Speaker 2: one guy where it wraps around his neck and it
Speaker 2: like chokes him out and then he dies. He's like
Speaker 2: God died by dick. Yeah. Is it like like a
Speaker 2: veiny skin colored dick? Yeah, disembodied flying through the air,
Speaker 2: taken over by aliens, killing everyone. And the end of
Speaker 2: the movie, you know what saves the day? Oh God?
Speaker 2: What come a woman who does her key gels. She's
Speaker 2: able to trap it. Oh my fucking god, no way,
Speaker 2: I need to see this. Yeah, thank you for telling
Speaker 2: the class. You're welcome. If I find your penis, I'll
Speaker 2: let you know. I told him, what does it look like?
Speaker 2: It'll be the one not connected to anyone. I assume.
Speaker 2: I doubt there will be others. I would have assumed
Speaker 2: yours would be in your boxers, but it's not. Maybe
Speaker 2: this is happening to men all over campus. What if
Speaker 2: I bring you the wrong one? I just think that
Speaker 2: maybe a picture would help, so I know what to
Speaker 2: look for. Okay, what's happening here, I'll take that chance.
Speaker 2: If you find any penises, just bring it to class
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you if it's mine. Okay, okay. Matthew
Speaker 2: walked away, his eyes scanning the ground. I walked back
Speaker 2: to my apartment, set my purse on my desk, and
Speaker 2: took out Matthew's penis. Oh my god, she had the
Speaker 2: penis the whole time. A plot twist. How'd you get it?
Speaker 2: How did they get in your little grabby hands?
Speaker 1: She took it.
Speaker 2: I assumed it was his anyway, I had found it
Speaker 2: in the grass next to the library. What a strange
Speaker 2: looking thing. It was detached from its owner, like a
Speaker 2: worm that had discovered the bliss of double cheeseburgers and television.
Speaker 2: Fortunately for Matthew, its balls were still attached. Oh just
Speaker 2: a dick and balls. Yeah, okay, back to that movie
Speaker 2: real quick? Were the balls attached to it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: It was just a penis? Huh bummer? Yeah? Sorry. I
Speaker 2: picked up his manhood and let it rest in my hands.
Speaker 2: It was warm to the touch and soft. He said
Speaker 2: he could still feel it. Could he feel this? I
Speaker 2: thought for a moment. I got up and drew a
Speaker 2: nice hot bath for us, stripped and carried his penis
Speaker 2: into the bath with me. It deserved a little pampering
Speaker 2: after a rough day, and I had just found it
Speaker 2: on the ground. I placed it gently into the water,
Speaker 2: and it floated on the surface lazily. I washed myself
Speaker 2: up first before devoting my attention to it. I rubbed
Speaker 2: some soap into my hands and began to caress his
Speaker 2: flaccid penis with tender strokes. Has she had the penis
Speaker 2: the whole time? Or did she find it after he
Speaker 2: said he was looking for it? You don't know. I
Speaker 2: feel like she had it before she just seems like that.
Speaker 2: You know, she's a sneaky girl. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what penis? It looked so vulnerable like this, almost innocent.
Speaker 2: After a few pets, it began to react. His head
Speaker 2: swelled up, his shaft expanded and grew unevenly like a balloon, inflating.
Speaker 2: At first, the upper half of his shaft hardened, then
Speaker 2: the rest. Soon it was long and hard enough for
Speaker 2: me to wrap my hands around it and stroke it
Speaker 2: as I cradled his balls in my other hand. It
Speaker 2: was so easy to cause this, for him, to make
Speaker 2: him hard from my touch. I wondered what Matthew was
Speaker 2: feeling right now? Did this feel good? He must be
Speaker 2: wondering who was touching his most precious and intimate part
Speaker 2: right now? His cock practically shined now, rock hard and
Speaker 2: hot in my hand and inviting in a way I
Speaker 2: had never considered a cock to be cheap without the
Speaker 2: man attached. What a dream. Uh. Usually they were so demanding,
Speaker 2: attached to a man with a very definite goal in mind,
Speaker 2: only secondarily if at all concerned with my pleasure. But
Speaker 2: this little, well not so little anymore, thing made no
Speaker 2: such demands of me. It just let me, play with it,
Speaker 2: fondle it, savor the feeling of it in my hand.
Speaker 2: I submerged it in the water for a few more
Speaker 2: cleansing pumps and pulled it out. It was nice and
Speaker 2: clean now and all mine. I don't think she's gonna
Speaker 2: give the stick back. Yeah, you should give it back, girl,
Speaker 2: return the dick. I feel like there's a way they
Speaker 2: could find that mm hmm, Like if he gets close
Speaker 2: to your apartment. I don't know, maybe he tingles or
Speaker 2: something and he feels it, he senses he's close. Maybe
Speaker 2: he has an air tag inside of it. I mean,
Speaker 2: now he should Yeah, just a cockring with an air tag.
Speaker 2: And he's like, don't ask, don't ask. It's left me before,
Speaker 2: you don't even know. I brought his handsome cock close
Speaker 2: to my face, his head big and red and swollen,
Speaker 2: his veins bulging. I could feel his heart beat pulsating
Speaker 2: through his cock. Although I wasn't sure how, something inside
Speaker 2: me told me to open my mouth, and I obeyed.
Speaker 2: I enveloped his shaft with my lips. I bobbed my
Speaker 2: head up and down while I caressed his heavy balls
Speaker 2: with both hands. I was vaguely aware that this had
Speaker 2: to be the most bizarre first blowjob in the history
Speaker 2: of first blowjobs. But I didn't let that bother me.
Speaker 2: I just wanted him inside me. I wanted as much
Speaker 2: of his shaft inside my mouth as I could manage.
Speaker 2: I wanted to feel his heart beat inside me. I
Speaker 2: wanted him to feel the same ecstasy I was feeling
Speaker 2: right now. My hands slid between my thighs as I
Speaker 2: continued to suck and lick and lavish oral attention on
Speaker 2: Matthew's cock, my finger caressing my clit and slick lips.
Speaker 2: His cock stiffened in my mouth, a sudden extra firmness
Speaker 2: before it pulsated strongly, and I felt his hot come
Speaker 2: spurt into the back of my throat. My own body quivered,
Speaker 2: my muscles shaking, and pleasure shot through my body. As
Speaker 2: we climax together. I tightened my lip's grip and greedily
Speaker 2: swallowed it down, swallowed every last drop that shot out
Speaker 2: of his orgasming manhood into me, until his cock quieted
Speaker 2: and laid dormant. I took him out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: He was back to his small, innocent, harmless old self again.
Speaker 2: I gave him another quick wash and wrapped him in
Speaker 2: a towel. When I went to bed that night, I
Speaker 2: cuddled his cock like I would a stuffed animal, holding
Speaker 2: him to my breasts. She loves this dick. It's like
Speaker 2: a squish smallow for her. Oh yeah, who. When I
Speaker 2: awoke the next morning, he was large, thick, and hard
Speaker 2: against me. Well, yeah, it's the morning my cheeks smoldered.
Speaker 2: It looked like it was just aching for attention. I
Speaker 2: wrapped my hand around him, and he instantly reacted, twitching
Speaker 2: in my grip, asking me for more, A playful puppy
Speaker 2: of a cock. I squirted some hand lotion into my
Speaker 2: palm and started to stroke him off. But it only
Speaker 2: took a handful of pumps before he twitched and squirmed
Speaker 2: and come gushed out of him onto my sheets. Oh,
Speaker 2: I gasped. That was fast. What a naughty boy. You
Speaker 2: must not be getting enough attention at home. Well, I'll
Speaker 2: be taking care of you from now on. I picked
Speaker 2: him up and gave his tip a kiss. She's not
Speaker 2: giving this dick back. This man's gonna be a eunuch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: while he's just feeling all the sensations of his dick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like, well, at least my dick is in good hands. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Later that day, I sat next to Matthew in class.
Speaker 2: Inside my purse was his penis wrapped inside of soft
Speaker 2: clean towels. I reached under my purse and started to
Speaker 2: pet him, and Matthew grunted next to me. Oh, hey
Speaker 2: you again. Did you ever find your you know what?
Speaker 2: I whispered. He bit his lip and squirmed. My fingertips
Speaker 2: fondled his rapidly hardening shaft. No, not yet, are you okay?
Speaker 2: I asked. You look like you're in pain. I'm okay,
Speaker 2: And it's not pain. It's the opposite, if anything. He
Speaker 2: leaned in closely to me. Whoever has it keeps using it,
Speaker 2: using it how I'm not one hundred percent sure. But
Speaker 2: I woke up this morning and it felt like I
Speaker 2: was getting jerked off. And last night, and last night
Speaker 2: I think I got a blowjob. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: weird huh. I started to rub the underside of his
Speaker 2: shaft and up to his glands with my thumb. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: did it feel good? His cheeks went from pink to scarlet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: at least they're treating it well. I still want it back, though.
Speaker 2: A moan escaped his gritted teeth. I'm sure you'll find
Speaker 2: it someday. Matthew shuddered next to me and buried his
Speaker 2: face in his arms on the desk. In my hands,
Speaker 2: his cock squirmed and writhed as hot coumb coated my fingers.
Speaker 2: I wiped my hand clean on the towel. So, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to get coffee after class with me?
Speaker 2: The end? Wow, give this man his dick back for real,
Speaker 2: for real, for real. But also I feel like if
Speaker 2: you found a dick like that, it would be kind
Speaker 2: of fun to just play with it all well finders keepers, Yeah, precisely.
Speaker 2: And this next one comes from Dutch Peter and the
Speaker 2: title is poor milkmaid gets spanked for spilling cream and
Speaker 2: the tags aren't male female spanking oil. You decide to
Speaker 2: give up your boring office job and go for a
Speaker 2: life in the outdoors working down on my dairy farm.
Speaker 2: It's hard work, but honest toil, and it's great to
Speaker 2: get away from the office politics and pettiness. I've assigned
Speaker 2: you the job of carrying buckets of cream into one
Speaker 2: of the barns. It's hard work, but I'm sure you
Speaker 2: are up to it. You are wearing the uniform, cute
Speaker 2: little welly boots and a tight white blouse and a
Speaker 2: long skirt that's split up the side to your knee.
Speaker 2: You're wearing your hair up and a little white bonnet
Speaker 2: on top. Cute a bonnet on it. Anyway, you have
Speaker 2: to balance these buckets of cream on your head. It's
Speaker 2: the only way to carry them. You're really good, but
Speaker 2: you just slip in your wellies and splash. The bucket
Speaker 2: of cream comes splashing down right all over your front.
Speaker 2: It's seeking into the fabric, making it all see through.
Speaker 2: You quickly try to rub it off, but too late.
Speaker 2: I walk in. Yes, I'm looking at you, and I
Speaker 2: can see your lovely nipples through the material. And I'm angry,
Speaker 2: but I'm also really turned on. He said, my cream,
Speaker 2: my cream, but your titties, my cream, my titties. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, what a conundrum. Don't tell me you've spilled
Speaker 2: all that cream, I say. You try to deny it,
Speaker 2: but hmm, I'm not convinced. Yeah, obviously they're fucking cream everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you had one job, milk made carry it on your head, bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I walk over to you, very slowly. Then I rip
Speaker 2: open your blouse. Yes, I can see drops of cream
Speaker 2: dripping from your rock hard nipples. I spend time studying
Speaker 2: your perfect breast. HM only one way to be certain.
Speaker 2: I run my tongue over the tips of your nipple. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's cream, all right, what else would it be? It
Speaker 2: was bad spilling the cream, but lying too. And what's more,
Speaker 2: from the state of your nipples, i'd say you had
Speaker 2: enjoyed it. I pull up a milking stool and sit down.
Speaker 2: I hitch up the back of your skirt, enjoying the
Speaker 2: side of your ankles and the back of your calves.
Speaker 2: Once I reach your lace panties, my cock starts to stir.
Speaker 2: But business is business. I can't have staff going unpunished.
Speaker 2: Your skimping knickers barely cover your peachy white bum. I
Speaker 2: think I need to give it some color. You are
Speaker 2: going to bend over my knee, legs straight back arched.
Speaker 2: That's it, now, brace yourself ars high in the air,
Speaker 2: ready to be punished for being a bad working girl.
Speaker 2: Slap Your soft bum feels divine and you let out
Speaker 2: a little squeal. That is such a turn on slap.
Speaker 2: I get more of a flicking motion, this time, making
Speaker 2: your bum ripple slightly you bite your lip in delight. Slap.
Speaker 2: The third one really connects. You bend your head back
Speaker 2: and let out a moan. I think your knickers, however skimpy,
Speaker 2: are giving your bum some protection. They will have to go.
Speaker 2: I yank them down so they are between your ankles,
Speaker 2: dirtily copping a feel of your thighs on the way.
Speaker 2: I'm such a letcherous boss. You spread your legs and
Speaker 2: bend back over slap. Your bum. Cheeks are starting to
Speaker 2: red in. I love the look of your bum, but
Speaker 2: I notice this slight glistening from between your legs. It
Speaker 2: looks like your pussy is wet. I quickly run my
Speaker 2: fingers over your pussy. Mmm, it's soaking wet. As I
Speaker 2: thought you were actually enjoying this time. For a change
Speaker 2: of tactic, I see my writing crop hanging on a
Speaker 2: peg on the barn door. I tell you to go
Speaker 2: over and fetch it. You release your hair from your
Speaker 2: bobble and allow your hair to fall over your naked breast.
Speaker 2: I get you to bend over again. I raise my
Speaker 2: writing crop. Fwat. That was a fresh, stinging, sensational feeling.
Speaker 2: But it's making you wiggle too much. I have a
Speaker 2: plan I lead you over to the side of the barn,
Speaker 2: then tie wrist together with silk rope that we use
Speaker 2: for packaging. Then I tie your wrist to hooks on
Speaker 2: the wall. You can't move and your bum is just
Speaker 2: right for my writing crop. Okay, thwack. All she did
Speaker 2: was spill some cream. Yeah, on accident, and he's like, ugh, punishment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go back to your office job, girl. Yeah, you have
Speaker 2: to carry the shit on your head. That's heavy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go sit at a desk. Girl. I rip your hitched
Speaker 2: up skirt off as it's getting in my way. Whack.
Speaker 2: The writing cane has made a little red mark on
Speaker 2: your bum. This time you let out a scream. Every
Speaker 2: time I use my crop, my cock gets harder. I
Speaker 2: just need to check. I slide my hands between your
Speaker 2: legs and feel your pussy as I suspected your pussy
Speaker 2: is soaking wet. Either I will have to whip you harder,
Speaker 2: or you'll have to make amends some other way. You
Speaker 2: shout for me to whip you harder. Okay, ready, whack, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: you shake with the pain pleasure combination. Whack whack. I'm
Speaker 2: such a dirty man that I can't resist slipping a
Speaker 2: finger into your pussy between strokes. You can't do anything
Speaker 2: about it as you are all tied up. Whack. Now
Speaker 2: you have five little red marks all over your delightful bum.
Speaker 2: One more, but it's going to be a big one. Crack,
Speaker 2: my god, your bum. I bring the writing cane across
Speaker 2: the flat of both our cheeks. I untie you, and
Speaker 2: you fall to your knees in front of me. You
Speaker 2: crawl towards me. I beckon you forward and instruct you
Speaker 2: to and zip my fly and ask you to take
Speaker 2: out my cock. You slowly release my hard member, taking
Speaker 2: it into your mouth. Your red lipstick slides all over
Speaker 2: my hard cock. Good job. If you can please me,
Speaker 2: you are back on the team. You slowly stroke my
Speaker 2: balls with your tongue. Your tongue is pleasing my ball
Speaker 2: sack whilst you take my hard cock in your hand,
Speaker 2: slowly moving up and down with every lick. Your tongue
Speaker 2: is pleasing my ball sack. Imagine Zach saying that to
Speaker 2: you in person. I would say thank you, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, that's what I like to hear. I think
Speaker 2: I would chuckle. De You slowly pop one of my
Speaker 2: balls into your mouth. Teasing the other. You release it
Speaker 2: and stroke your tongue up to the tip of my bellon.
Speaker 2: You take the tip of my cock into your mouth
Speaker 2: and suck it, oh so gently. At first, I hold
Speaker 2: your head so my hard cock slides deep to the
Speaker 2: back of your throat. Yes, I think you need to
Speaker 2: swallow as much you can to make amends. Hmmm, that's
Speaker 2: so good. Okay, I think you are forgiven. Now. I
Speaker 2: pick you up and throw you down in a pile
Speaker 2: of straw. I pull your legs apart and enjoy your
Speaker 2: naked body. That lovely little puss looks so fine, and
Speaker 2: your kids glisten with sweat and cream. Your hair's all
Speaker 2: messed up and your face flushed. And I bend forward
Speaker 2: and run my tongue down you, from your neck to
Speaker 2: your breast, over your belly, down the curve of your body,
Speaker 2: and finally seeking out your beautifully scented pussy. It's so
Speaker 2: wet for me after the punishment you were given. I
Speaker 2: pull your pussy lips apart slowly and enjoy looking at
Speaker 2: the stickiness against your pink lips while pushing my fingers
Speaker 2: into your thighs, putting my tongue into your wet, cleft.
Speaker 2: I love your taste, lapping away at your juice. You
Speaker 2: wrap your legs around my neck, pushing me closer. Deepen
Speaker 2: your hole. I'm straining to get as deep as I can.
Speaker 2: You demand I eat your pussy. Yeah, that's the least
Speaker 2: you can do after all those spankings. Yeah, you got
Speaker 2: your writing crop, insane. Cule my tongue around the entrance
Speaker 2: to your pussy, greedily lapping up your juice. I slide
Speaker 2: a finger into your hole as I lick, making my
Speaker 2: finger all juicy. I pull my finger out and stroke
Speaker 2: your cute little bum hole as I continue to lick
Speaker 2: away at your delicious fanny, Your fanny. Slowly, I work
Speaker 2: my finger tip into your bum. I need to taste
Speaker 2: your clip, licking the little bud up and down while
Speaker 2: I stare up at your face, your fingernails digging into
Speaker 2: my skin. I suck on your moist clit while I
Speaker 2: sugh while I slid two fingers in and out of
Speaker 2: your hole, my little finger still wiggling in your bum.
Speaker 2: Oh the shocker. Yeah, my fingers love your silky pussy hole.
Speaker 2: They're slipping in and out so wet it's easy to
Speaker 2: pump in and out deep into you. You beg me
Speaker 2: to slip my hard cock inside you. I see your
Speaker 2: head arch back into the hay as I enter you,
Speaker 2: just the tip at first, working my way around the entrance,
Speaker 2: you grab your breast, squeezing your nipples. I love the
Speaker 2: feel of your pussy against my cock, so warm and
Speaker 2: tight against my stiff cock. You can feel the pre
Speaker 2: come sliding between your pussy and my cock. Fuck me hard,
Speaker 2: you scream. Your smooth pussy feels like it fits my
Speaker 2: cock perfectly. I thrust into you hard. You are almost breathless,
Speaker 2: digging your fingernails into my back. I'm thrusting hard, hard, hard,
Speaker 2: the tip of my cock desperately seeking your g spot. Hard, hard, hard,
Speaker 2: and you begin to squirre over my cock. The site
Speaker 2: is such a turn on that I soon return the favor,
Speaker 2: coming all over your pussy. I'm delighted that you've put
Speaker 2: so much effort into making amends for spilling the cream.
Speaker 2: I decide to make you a head milkmaide. Well done
Speaker 2: the end I had milkmaid. Hell yeah, he said you
Speaker 2: suck a mean dick girl. You got the job. Well.
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