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<v Speaker 3>Riley all about Father Forgive Me by Jessa Riot.

<v Speaker 1>Stay tuned to the end of the episode if you

<v Speaker 1>want to hear all of our ratings. So the story

<v Speaker 1>opens up with an ad from a user named Father

<v Speaker 1>Forgive Me, and he's tagged as a sub so it

<v Speaker 1>seems kind of like a fet life type situation, and

<v Speaker 1>that's his user name Hi. He's requesting a sadistic, mean

<v Speaker 1>femdom for taboo religious role play in public settings. Serious

<v Speaker 1>inquiries only immediately. Unholy Mistress, who's a female dominatrix, is like,

<v Speaker 1>message me immediately if you're serious. And this is our

<v Speaker 1>female main character, Jesse. She is stoked because this is

<v Speaker 1>right up her little taboo alley. Just the imagery of

<v Speaker 1>the Catholic church gets her going.

<v Speaker 3>She loves it all right.

<v Speaker 1>Not to mention, this user wants to pay whoever can

<v Speaker 1>fulfill his fantasy, so that's an added bonus. Just then

<v Speaker 1>she gets a cash app notification telling her that sixteen

<v Speaker 1>hundred and sixty six dollars was sent to her as

<v Speaker 1>tribute to the Unholy Goddess. Father Forgive Me messages her

<v Speaker 1>telling her that he sent payment to show that they're

<v Speaker 1>serious about the inquiry. They want to send her gifts

<v Speaker 1>to be used during their time together. She's shocked because

<v Speaker 1>the most she's ever gotten from someone like this was

<v Speaker 1>like three hundred bucks.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, sixteen hundred dollars.

<v Speaker 1>And sixty six. Don't forget that it's sixty sixty six.

<v Speaker 3>I'm in the wrong line of business.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too, be a dominatrix.

<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I haven't a man, I'm a

<v Speaker 3>bet benella. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I could do like online where you like get to

<v Speaker 2>like tell boys they're dumb, fat and ugly for money.

<v Speaker 1>Oh Patrick, dream job one hundred Yeah, drain your bank

<v Speaker 1>account a little piggy, Yeah, you poorky ass bitch. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Even though the money's in her account, She's street wise

<v Speaker 1>and isn't putting this person past being some sort of scammer.

<v Speaker 1>She ultimately decides to go ahead with making arrangements, but

<v Speaker 1>will keep her guard up if she senses any funny business.

<v Speaker 1>Then she starts to wonder is this a dude. She's

<v Speaker 1>pretty sure it is, but she's not one hundred percent sure.

<v Speaker 1>She responds and is like, Okay, so what exactly are

<v Speaker 1>we trying to set up here? And they say, first off,

<v Speaker 1>if any of this gets out in their real life,

<v Speaker 1>they are totally fucked. They're wanting to drown in her

<v Speaker 1>sin and receive both pain and pleasure from her. They're

<v Speaker 1>on their knees begging her, and then they ask for

<v Speaker 1>a confirmation that she is both hateful and cruel. Then

<v Speaker 1>they send another sixteen hundred and sixty six dollars and

<v Speaker 1>a message begging for relentless cruelty, and they ask if

<v Speaker 1>she's willing to give the lowest form of man this

<v Speaker 1>most humble request. Now she's telling herself, this guy better

<v Speaker 1>not ask her to kill him and eat his flesh

<v Speaker 1>or something weird like that, which we definitely have covered

<v Speaker 1>in a book.

<v Speaker 3>Ye, yeah, we have. But also like to kill a

<v Speaker 3>man for like three thousand dollars.

<v Speaker 1>I mean he asked me to.

<v Speaker 3>That's like almost two paychecks. I'll do that.

<v Speaker 1>Most of the time, she deals with regular, regular, regular

<v Speaker 1>dudes with families at home and makes them wear frilly

<v Speaker 1>little panties to their blue collar jobs, and then when

<v Speaker 1>they meet in person, she'll make them crawl around and

<v Speaker 1>like spank them and stuff. That's pretty much the most

<v Speaker 1>taboo thing she's done in real life through this website. Okay, fun, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>but this sounds like something else entirely. But she's more

<v Speaker 1>than a little intrigued to indulge this darker side of

<v Speaker 1>herself and make some money while she's at it, she replies,

<v Speaker 1>and she's like, I'm listening. They respond for some reason,

<v Speaker 1>asking her about her remote control vibrator that she has

<v Speaker 1>displayed on her website, and she's like, what the fuck

<v Speaker 1>and tells them if they want any of that information,

<v Speaker 1>she needs to know what they identify as and what

<v Speaker 1>exactly they have going on to play with.

<v Speaker 3>My apologies, Goddess, I am a man, a worthless, subhuman

<v Speaker 3>waste of one, as it were, between my legs, I

<v Speaker 3>have an old, shriveled excuse for what once was a

<v Speaker 3>thriving cock. Now it is old and gray, like the

<v Speaker 3>rest of me, absolutely not worthy of you or your presence,

<v Speaker 3>Ready to be abused, ick.

<v Speaker 1>She replies, telling him how fucking gross that is and

<v Speaker 1>how dare you speak to me that way while existing

<v Speaker 1>in such a pathetic state, and he agrees with her,

<v Speaker 1>but says he also has access to a lot of

<v Speaker 1>money and a very specific scene he wants to play

<v Speaker 1>out in real life. He sends another sixteen hundred and

<v Speaker 1>sixty six dollars and asks for her to get on

<v Speaker 1>cams so they can talk and he can arrange getting

<v Speaker 1>control of her vibrator. She's like, okay, fine, but she

<v Speaker 1>wants to be the only one on camera. She doesn't

<v Speaker 1>want to look at some ugly dude while she comes fair, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>who would want to look at that?

<v Speaker 3>Im me?

<v Speaker 1>They hop on. He thankfully keeps his camera off, and

<v Speaker 1>she sends him the link to control her vibrator and

<v Speaker 1>pops it inside of herself. She's already a little soaky

<v Speaker 1>from whatever is going on right now and starts play

<v Speaker 1>with her klit before this mystery man even sends any

<v Speaker 1>vibrations her way. He types in the chat that she

<v Speaker 1>looks absolutely stunning and she's literally wearing a bantee and

<v Speaker 1>smeared eyeliner. So she's like okay, and he asks if

<v Speaker 1>she feels it as he starts to control her vibrator.

<v Speaker 1>She says she does, and asks if his touch would

<v Speaker 1>feel as nice as this, and he's like, I wish.

<v Speaker 1>I only wish to please you despite what I am

<v Speaker 1>a man.

<v Speaker 3>Ew is he like, actually just super hot?

<v Speaker 1>You'll see, Okay, She tells him she commands him to

<v Speaker 1>be on his knees and he has not to touch

<v Speaker 1>his sad excuse for a penis until she grants him

<v Speaker 1>permission to do so, and that's his new rule from

<v Speaker 1>this moment going forward, and he says, yes, Goddess. He

<v Speaker 1>changes up the tempo, and now she's really getting into it,

<v Speaker 1>and she undresses and starts caressing herself all up and

<v Speaker 1>down her body while she gyrates in her chair. He

<v Speaker 1>tells her that she's an absolute goddess and he knows

<v Speaker 1>he made the right choice with her. He tells her

<v Speaker 1>that he wants his roleplay to happen at a specific

<v Speaker 1>Catholic church and gives her the details on the scheduled

<v Speaker 1>masses that occur every week. She's not really even able

<v Speaker 1>to focus on what the fuck he's typing because the

<v Speaker 1>vibrator is getting really intense because since he doesn't have

<v Speaker 1>his camera on, she's talking to him and he's just

<v Speaker 1>typing back, so she's having to read these like walls

<v Speaker 1>of messages that he's sending her while she's like, oh,

<v Speaker 1>i'd be like turn.

<v Speaker 3>Your audio on. Nah, nah, okay, I rest both bare

<v Speaker 3>feet on the seat of my chair. Drawing my knees

<v Speaker 3>up and spreading them apart. I see my beautiful mini

<v Speaker 3>goddess on the camera. She is perfect and plump, with

<v Speaker 3>her strange pink antenna sticking out, dribbling her nectar down

<v Speaker 3>the crack of my ass. I gently unfold her petals

<v Speaker 3>and use my index and middle finger to open her lips,

<v Speaker 3>allowing my thumb to rub small circles around my pulsating clit.

<v Speaker 3>My remaining fingers glide down my soaking slit, stopping at

<v Speaker 3>the entrance of her temple. The vibrating pink guess begins

<v Speaker 3>summoning a tornadic water spout, ready to erupt from its

<v Speaker 3>rhythmic dance. Quickly, I slipped two fingers inside and withdraw them.

<v Speaker 3>She has drenched them perfectly in ocean foam. I slide

<v Speaker 3>the travelers back up along the opening of by mini

<v Speaker 3>Goddess's robe and rest my dripping fingertips on my throbbing

<v Speaker 3>clip otion foam.

<v Speaker 1>She refers to her vagina as her mini goddess this

<v Speaker 1>entire book. She loves her vagina. Confident, she focuses enough

<v Speaker 1>to realize this dude wants this to happen in an

<v Speaker 1>actual church and now She's like, oh fuck yeah, and

<v Speaker 1>looks back to the screen to admire her perfect mini

<v Speaker 1>goddess and asks the mystery man if he sees how

<v Speaker 1>perfect she is and did he expect her to be

<v Speaker 1>this flawless. Then she says she agrees to the term

<v Speaker 1>so far, so please continue. He tells her his sad

<v Speaker 1>penis really likes what it's seeing and he isn't even

<v Speaker 1>touching himself as he promised. He tells her there are

<v Speaker 1>three confessionals at the church. In one of them, he

<v Speaker 1>wants her to demand to hear his confession, and he

<v Speaker 1>needs to be humiliated and punished aggressively while there are

<v Speaker 1>unknowing people outside the booth who could witness his shame

<v Speaker 1>at any moment. He'll pay for the travel, the toys,

<v Speaker 1>and the clothing, as well as an additional fifteen thousand dollars.

<v Speaker 1>When the scene is over, Wow, I know, Oh a

<v Speaker 1>steal of a deal.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>She's still in the throes of her pleasure, but perks

<v Speaker 1>up at the mention of fifteen thousand and says, okay,

<v Speaker 1>go on. He begs to be able to touch himself,

<v Speaker 1>but she says, don't you fucking dare the only thing

<v Speaker 1>you're gonna use your pathetic hands for is to type

<v Speaker 1>out who you are and what your big secret is. Now,

<v Speaker 1>squeal little piggy. Now she's pissed at the audacity of

<v Speaker 1>this guy. How dare he ask to touch himself?

<v Speaker 3>How difficult is it to shut the fuck up and

<v Speaker 3>just answer goddamn question? Seriously? This anger gets my blood pumping,

<v Speaker 3>and I slap my pussy a few times in the face,

<v Speaker 3>acknowledging her and her neediness. The love taps encourage extra

<v Speaker 3>blood flow sent down to revia the sting of the

<v Speaker 3>brief sharp contact with the palm of my hand. She

<v Speaker 3>is awake, drooling and hungry. Come on, forgive me, tell

<v Speaker 3>me what I need to know, make it good, make

<v Speaker 3>it hot, and make me come or let me get

<v Speaker 3>the fuck off of here and go do it myself.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, girl, hungry, Minni goddess slapper right in the face.

<v Speaker 1>His username is f R forgive me, but I guess

<v Speaker 1>that's the abbreviation for father fr Oh like mrs is

<v Speaker 1>missus God? I was like, for real, forgive me? What

<v Speaker 1>are you talking about?

<v Speaker 3>For reno?

<v Speaker 1>He says, yes, Mistress, I am just a piggy and

<v Speaker 1>my cock is yours. I live to obey you. He

<v Speaker 1>tells her. The church is in the outskirts of New Orleans,

<v Speaker 1>and his name is David. He's a deacon. He has

<v Speaker 1>a wife that he's only seen naked three times in

<v Speaker 1>eleven years, and he has two children. His wife teaches

<v Speaker 1>piano to children, along with a convent of nuns. And

<v Speaker 1>he tells his mistress that his wife is homely, which

<v Speaker 1>like fucked up. He's like, my wife is super ugly.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, only is like the worst insult I feel like ever.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, And he says she neglects her wifely duties.

<v Speaker 1>I found that her panties are often stained and smell

<v Speaker 1>like a mixture of cat piss and vomit. I can't

<v Speaker 1>remember what a real pussy smells like, but I cannot

<v Speaker 1>imagine it, being so vile and nauseating. Sometimes they're streaks

<v Speaker 1>of blood shit and a gray green discharge clotted there. Ooh,

<v Speaker 1>I can like picture it.

<v Speaker 3>What the fuck yuck left on the giant mass of crusted,

<v Speaker 3>disintegrating beige material crumbled up on the laundry room floor.

<v Speaker 3>I am a lowly and filthy piggy goddess. I've begun

<v Speaker 3>a ritual where I gather the soiled panties by the crotch,

<v Speaker 3>then ball it up and turn it to my mouth

<v Speaker 3>and begin to chew.

<v Speaker 4>How would you do that? Why is her discharge green

<v Speaker 4>and gray?

<v Speaker 1>She needs to go to the obie.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

<v Speaker 3>Why is his dick gray? Why is he gray?

<v Speaker 1>They're both just gray people?

<v Speaker 3>Oh god? Why is he chewing on it if he

<v Speaker 3>thinks it's so nasty?

<v Speaker 1>Well, he says that he does this until he starts gagging,

<v Speaker 1>and then he grabs his sacrilegious shot glass that features

<v Speaker 1>an upside down cross, and he spits the mixture in

<v Speaker 1>there and puts it in the freezer. Then he takes

<v Speaker 1>his own undies off and replaces them with his wife's

<v Speaker 1>dirty panties, takes out a baking filled with broken glass

<v Speaker 1>and legos and kneels on it while he takes the

<v Speaker 1>chilled shot of bodily fluids from the glass, and then

<v Speaker 1>does his penance on his knees. So that's how he

<v Speaker 1>punishes himself. Who the fuck comes up with shit like this?

<v Speaker 1>What the hell, Deacon David?

<v Speaker 3>That's crazy, it's disgusting.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then he'll get dressed, still wearing the panties, head

<v Speaker 1>to the church and do his priestly duties with his

<v Speaker 1>like dischargy shitty barfee breath.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>He also says he hasn't brushed his teeth in ten years.

<v Speaker 4>People smell that, so he keeps the dodoo the pissy

<v Speaker 4>doodoo mouth as like penance.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's punishing himself.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and punishing anybody in his vicinity as well.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Jesse is like, oh my god, what a fucking loser,

<v Speaker 1>but she continues trying to get herself off in front

<v Speaker 1>of the camera. This fucking freak still typing and tells

<v Speaker 1>her next weekend is the only time he'll have use

<v Speaker 1>of this confessional. He'll pay for airfare and her hotel room.

<v Speaker 1>He says that he wants to come and freeze it

<v Speaker 1>until they meet, where he will consume it in front

<v Speaker 1>of her. So he's like, I'll come put it in

<v Speaker 1>an ice cube tray. I'll bring my cummy ice cube

<v Speaker 1>and you can watch me pop it in my mouth

<v Speaker 1>if that pleases you, mistress.

<v Speaker 3>You know what, as long as like I don't have

<v Speaker 3>to eat it, why not?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>She says, okay, fuck, fine, book everything, and I'll allow

<v Speaker 1>you to come when I count down, but you better

<v Speaker 1>not bust until I clearly say one. He thanks her

<v Speaker 1>and says he is ready to explode.

<v Speaker 3>Hold your breath until it is time. Hands off the keyboard,

<v Speaker 3>keep one on your lame cock, and the other you

<v Speaker 3>can use to shove your fist into your dirty asshole

<v Speaker 3>and shut the fuck up, Deacon David Beta pig boy

<v Speaker 3>of God, there is no forgiveness. Yeah, fist your asshole.

<v Speaker 3>Shut the fuck up?

<v Speaker 1>What a queen?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, also scary. I don't want to see a man

<v Speaker 3>fist his own asshole.

<v Speaker 1>You just have to see it. He's not on camera,

<v Speaker 1>that's true.

<v Speaker 3>I don't even want to think about that. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>She counts down from four, and just as she's about

<v Speaker 1>to reach one, she reaches down, pulls her vibrator out,

<v Speaker 1>and squirts all over her computer screen. Finally, he's given permission,

<v Speaker 1>but when she notices he's typing again, she just shuts

<v Speaker 1>her laptop down. She's like, I can fucking not and

<v Speaker 1>just yep. She grabs her phone and texts her friend

<v Speaker 1>Parker all the details on David and what the fuck

<v Speaker 1>he wants her to do, plus the screenshots of all

<v Speaker 1>of the cash apps he sent. Parker is like, he

<v Speaker 1>wants to do a scene with you in a confessional

<v Speaker 1>during an actual mass. That's fucking hot and I want

<v Speaker 1>to watch. Parker matches her freak.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, I feel like if you're like that, you need

<v Speaker 3>friends that will match that.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She gives him all of the identifying information on

<v Speaker 1>David that she got during their conversation, and he tells

<v Speaker 1>her he's going to try and figure out who this

<v Speaker 1>dude is. And we also learned that Parker and Jess

<v Speaker 1>have this complicated situationship and are basically best friends who

<v Speaker 1>are in love with each other. Oh yeah, but it's

<v Speaker 1>like not complicated. I mean, it's complicated, but it's not.

<v Speaker 1>They've fuck and they love each other and it is

<v Speaker 1>what it is. She gives him permission to log onto

<v Speaker 1>her site to look through the conversation with David for

<v Speaker 1>anything else he might need to track him down, and

<v Speaker 1>then Parker facetimes her, telling her that David has been

<v Speaker 1>messaging her NonStop since she logged off and also wants

<v Speaker 1>to send her an additional ten thousand dollars deposit. She's like,

<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? What do the messages say? And Parker

<v Speaker 1>tells her that David sent her the room info, and

<v Speaker 1>Parker tells her he'll book a room across the courtyard

<v Speaker 1>so he can go with her. With the layout of

<v Speaker 1>the hotel, they should even be able to see into

<v Speaker 1>each other's windows, which is like kind of sexy for.

<v Speaker 3>Them, Yeah, he tells her.

<v Speaker 1>David also said he's going to leave specific instructions for

<v Speaker 1>her inside the hotel room, and a bunch of other

<v Speaker 1>messages about how unworthy he is and how pristine her

<v Speaker 1>pussy is and how he wants to be with her

<v Speaker 1>and YadA, YadA YadA. Parker tells her this whole thing

<v Speaker 1>seems extra sketchy and just to be careful, and Jesse's like, well,

<v Speaker 1>that's why I have you, But Parker is serious and

<v Speaker 1>tells her to at least let him know before forehand.

<v Speaker 1>When she starts talking to David again, she's like, okay, yeah, fine,

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go to bed now, and he's like, yes, Goddess,

<v Speaker 1>I'll be up if you need me. So he's also

<v Speaker 1>her sub and she's his goddess.

<v Speaker 3>Oh.

<v Speaker 1>A week passes and Jess has finally had it with

<v Speaker 1>David's constant messages and he's been ordered to leave her

<v Speaker 1>the fuck alone until it's time for them to meet.

<v Speaker 1>But before the radio silence, she gave him a list

<v Speaker 1>of very specific rules to follow.

<v Speaker 3>Now he must substain from consuming the ice cubes of

<v Speaker 3>his own jiz he walks around sucking on all day.

<v Speaker 3>Those are to be ingested inadvertently by his wife by

<v Speaker 3>the way of coffee creamer, How would you not know that.

<v Speaker 4>Your coffee's off? I would clock that immediately.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, if she's married to a man who hasn't

<v Speaker 1>brushed his teeth in ten.

<v Speaker 3>Years, that's true. That is very true. I know what

<v Speaker 3>come tastes like.

<v Speaker 1>I would clock that. Yeah, so come in this excuse me.

<v Speaker 1>The time comes and she's now at her hotel just

<v Speaker 1>outside of New Orleans. She spies a black lace bag

<v Speaker 1>on her bed and a note addressed to Goddess. She

<v Speaker 1>snaps a picture and sends it to Parker, who's already

<v Speaker 1>in his room across the courtyard, and they agree over

<v Speaker 1>text to read it at the same time because it's

<v Speaker 1>long as fuck. So everything this guy says is just

<v Speaker 1>a wall of text.

<v Speaker 3>The worst.

<v Speaker 1>She runs herself a bath with a blood red bath

<v Speaker 1>bomb and texts Parker, Okay, let's start reading. They hop

<v Speaker 1>on FaceTime, where Parker shows her that he's also in

<v Speaker 1>the bath. Then they start on the letter. It tells

<v Speaker 1>Jesse that tomorrow at five am, David will be dropping

<v Speaker 1>a pin on the location they are to meet. She

<v Speaker 1>can use the lift gift cards in the bag to

<v Speaker 1>get there. She reaches into a pocket on the bag

<v Speaker 1>and finds a ton of gift cards, each labeled to

<v Speaker 1>be worth six hundred and sixty six dollars, which is

<v Speaker 1>so much. Yeah, there are twenty gift cards in total

<v Speaker 1>for places like Sephora, Walmart, Amazon, Whole Foods, et cetera.

<v Speaker 3>Ah love that what a dream?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the note says. When she gets inside the church,

<v Speaker 1>try not to draw too much attention. Sit in the

<v Speaker 1>back of the pews and look for the confessional labeled

<v Speaker 1>Father Craig Rogers. Confession ends at seven am and she

<v Speaker 1>should be the last one in line. Additionally, nobody knows

<v Speaker 1>that Father Craig is out, so Deacon David will be

<v Speaker 1>doing confessions in his place. It's behind a screen so

<v Speaker 1>nobody will notice. She will refer to him as Father Craig.

<v Speaker 1>She will begin the confession, and then at any point

<v Speaker 1>after that he would like her to begin abusing him

<v Speaker 1>through the screen and demand that he confess instead. All

<v Speaker 1>the while David will still be pretending to be Father Craig,

<v Speaker 1>who is oblivious to whatever she may be talking about.

<v Speaker 1>It's a whole thing, okay. So David's like, I'm gonna

<v Speaker 1>be like, no, I'm Father Craig, but I'm David, and

<v Speaker 1>you have to abuse me, right right. She's given permission

<v Speaker 1>to bring him as close to death as possible, no

<v Speaker 1>safe words, do not let up on him until he

<v Speaker 1>confesses his sins. At this point, she can exit the church,

<v Speaker 1>and fifteen thousand is scheduled to be deposited to her

<v Speaker 1>account at eleven am. If she does not complete the mission,

<v Speaker 1>she gets no. If she goes above and beyond, the

<v Speaker 1>amount is doubled. Oh my god, it's so much money.

<v Speaker 1>After that final deposit, she will never hear from him again.

<v Speaker 1>He has been planning this for a very long time

<v Speaker 1>and all he wants is for her to destroy him.

<v Speaker 1>Parker's like, goddamn, this is wild, and she's like, uh yeah.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her he'll be watching the whole time from

<v Speaker 1>his phone in the pew, rubbing his dick during mass,

<v Speaker 1>and he's super fucking excited. So Parker is like, beyond

<v Speaker 1>on board.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, they're freaks. How could you not be two

<v Speaker 3>peas in a pod?

<v Speaker 1>She looks at him through the screen and gets this

<v Speaker 1>intense sense of longing and has to stop herself from

<v Speaker 1>running across the hotel to be with this man.

<v Speaker 2>Now that business is taken care of, her and Parker

<v Speaker 2>decide to have a little phone sex, but she doesn't

<v Speaker 2>let him touch himself. She makes him watch as she

<v Speaker 2>touches her breast and pulls at her nipples, and then

<v Speaker 2>she asks him to hold up two fingers on his

<v Speaker 2>right hand and show her where they belong.

<v Speaker 3>I stare at him intensely. Parker rises out of the

<v Speaker 3>water and turns on all fours. His dick is erect

<v Speaker 3>and pointing wildly at everything that surrounds him, with his

<v Speaker 3>ass directly in view. He spreads his cheeks a bit

<v Speaker 3>with a soft moan and inserts both fingers into his hole.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's where they belong.

<v Speaker 2>She instructs him on how she wants him to finger

<v Speaker 2>his ass while she starts rubbing her clip. She makes

<v Speaker 2>him stop to watch her come, and he's refrained from

<v Speaker 2>coming until they can finally meet up in person the

<v Speaker 2>next morning, five am. On the dot the location pin

<v Speaker 2>is shared. She snorts two lines of coke and she

<v Speaker 2>gets ready.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, hell yeah, she's a girl who loves her coke.

<v Speaker 2>She does it quite often.

<v Speaker 4>M h to be young again.

<v Speaker 2>She grabs everything she's going to need and then gets

<v Speaker 2>into her lift, the garment bag, suitcase full of sex toys,

<v Speaker 2>her own bags, and her lace purse. She arrives at

<v Speaker 2>the church, stowing her lace bag in the graveyard next

<v Speaker 2>to it. She snaps a photo of its location and

<v Speaker 2>sends it to Parker. Then she enters through the back

<v Speaker 2>door per David's instructions. She spots Parker in the third

<v Speaker 2>to last pew and it takes everything in her to

<v Speaker 2>not run to him. She goes to the confessional that

<v Speaker 2>David instructs and waits in line behind an older gentleman

<v Speaker 2>and a mom with a baby. The gentleman goes first,

<v Speaker 2>then the mom, and when the mom leaves with her

<v Speaker 2>crying baby, she thinks to herself, it's time for David

<v Speaker 2>to cry. Inside the very large confessional, it smells disgusting.

<v Speaker 2>And this is not like a normal like booth. One

<v Speaker 2>area is like a waiting area with like a little

<v Speaker 2>couch situation. And then where you'd kneel next to the

<v Speaker 2>partition where the priest sits, and then that person has

<v Speaker 2>its own Oh ca, she sprays, some body spray and

<v Speaker 2>then kneels on the kneeler.

<v Speaker 3>And the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit.

<v Speaker 3>Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been

<v Speaker 3>many years since my last confession. These are my sins.

<v Speaker 3>I often masturbate while fantasizing about fucking a dirty priest

<v Speaker 3>and a confessional much like this one. It makes my

<v Speaker 3>pussy drip down my thighs when I think of him

<v Speaker 3>on his knees cleaning up her flowing liquids with his

<v Speaker 3>heathen tongue. I suppose this is something Jesus would not

<v Speaker 3>find appropriate.

<v Speaker 1>Correct, Father Jesus just up in heaven watching this, being like, oh,

<v Speaker 1>my fucking God.

<v Speaker 3>Guys, you're not supposed to talk like that.

<v Speaker 4>She walks into the wrong confessional. The other guy's like, uh,

<v Speaker 4>get out.

<v Speaker 2>When she's finished, he asks if there's more that she

<v Speaker 2>wants to confess. She says, yeah, but she's gotta have

<v Speaker 2>a moment to think of all of them, because you

<v Speaker 2>know so many. He tells her that's fine, and she

<v Speaker 2>stands up getting her tripod and phone ready in a

<v Speaker 2>place that she thinks is very aesthetic, and then hits record.

<v Speaker 2>Then she goes around the partition and sees David. He's

<v Speaker 2>a healthy, older looking gentleman and not what she was expecting.

<v Speaker 2>He tells her to have a seat, and she says,

<v Speaker 2>you'll be the one kneeling, and then she man handles

<v Speaker 2>him to the ground with his collar thing. Then she

<v Speaker 2>cuffs him to a chair and he pisses himself because

<v Speaker 2>he's so fucking scared, and she slaps him, telling him

<v Speaker 2>that he's bad. She then gags him and he starts crying,

<v Speaker 2>but she doesn't care if she was told not to stop.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. Also, why would he piss himself? You

<v Speaker 3>asked for this, Why are you scared? It just started?

<v Speaker 2>She undresses into her tiny PVC dress and gropes her

<v Speaker 2>tits Before taking the PBC dress off, She grabs a

<v Speaker 2>cotton dress from the bag and uses it to clean

<v Speaker 2>up his.

<v Speaker 3>Piss from my waist. I stand back up, straight, turn around,

<v Speaker 3>and in one swift motion, pull his little scarf from

<v Speaker 3>his mouth. I replace the ornate garment with my sopping dress,

<v Speaker 3>soaked through with his ammonious smelling old man piss with

<v Speaker 3>the toe of my boot. I shove it deep into

<v Speaker 3>his throat. Dirty father Craig audibly gags and begins wretching.

<v Speaker 3>Fun shoves his on peepy in his mouth.

<v Speaker 1>Ah.

<v Speaker 2>She pulls it out, telling him how fucking gross he is,

<v Speaker 2>and then she pulls a knife from her bag, cutting

<v Speaker 2>her panties off and throwing them at his face. Next,

<v Speaker 2>she grabs his face so hard her stiletto nails piers

<v Speaker 2>his skin on his cheeks and he starts bleeding everywhere.

<v Speaker 3>Kill him.

<v Speaker 1>She's not messing around.

<v Speaker 3>No.

<v Speaker 2>Then she pours listerine into his mouth, making him swallow it.

<v Speaker 2>She pours more and then makes him swish and spit.

<v Speaker 2>Then shoves her PVC dress into his mouth and wipes

<v Speaker 2>his face off with chlorox wipes.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, She's like, my bag's got a lot of

<v Speaker 3>shit in it.

<v Speaker 1>It's like a Mary Poppins bag. Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Also, here's some mouthwash.

<v Speaker 3>Finally, Yeah, doing you a favor.

<v Speaker 2>She grabs her knife, cutting open his shirt and removing

<v Speaker 2>his collar. She puts the collar on her forehead like

<v Speaker 2>a weird tiara thing, and she's like, I feel fucking powerful.

<v Speaker 3>She's crazy.

<v Speaker 2>He tries to cross his legs, and that's when she

<v Speaker 2>sees his bulge.

<v Speaker 3>Standing before him, with my pussy still proudly on display.

<v Speaker 3>I reached down and run my hand along his disgusting cock.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my godfather, you are such a sinner? Is this

<v Speaker 3>for me? As I tanged my grip on what the

<v Speaker 3>man accurately described as his sad cock, it throbs and

<v Speaker 3>begins to jump within my grass. He likes it.

<v Speaker 2>She pulls his pants and his pists so underwear off,

<v Speaker 2>and then takes her dress from his mouth and has

<v Speaker 2>him rents again with listerine. Then she tells him it's

<v Speaker 2>time for him to meet his God. She straddles the chair,

<v Speaker 2>exposing her pussy. It has a crucifix hanging out of it.

<v Speaker 2>She tells him to bite the crucifix and watch.

<v Speaker 3>With every inch that I move upwards. My pussy rejoices

<v Speaker 3>in the release of each rosary bead housed deep within

<v Speaker 3>her as it journeys from darkness into the dull yellow light.

<v Speaker 3>The jewelry now glistens with its new polish of my

<v Speaker 3>sweet dripping nectar. I gazed down at Father Craig. His

<v Speaker 3>head is tilted back on the seat, face dripping with sweat, blood, tears, mucus,

<v Speaker 3>and my delicious pussy juice. From his disgusting mouth hangs

<v Speaker 3>a clear crystal rosary coated with my pure milky foam,

<v Speaker 3>pure milky phone yeah nectar.

<v Speaker 1>She put a crucifix in her vagina, She's crazy.

<v Speaker 2>She winks at her camera, catching everything, and then stands

<v Speaker 2>making him half swallow the rosaries. He vomits everywhere again

<v Speaker 2>and she says that won't do try again. Once it's

<v Speaker 2>halfway down his throat, she kicks him in the stomach

<v Speaker 2>with her sharp ass heels and he starts bleeding as

<v Speaker 2>he liquid shits himself.

<v Speaker 1>Oh oh my god, this confessional is very sound proof.

<v Speaker 3>Also, that's insane.

<v Speaker 2>He starts crying and she tells him to shut the

<v Speaker 2>fuck up. This is what you wanted. She puts her

<v Speaker 2>PVC dress back on and it's time for his confession.

<v Speaker 2>He confesses some pretty mild stuff at first, and one

<v Speaker 2>of them was taking the offering change to get a

<v Speaker 2>coke from the soda machine.

<v Speaker 3>But she's like.

<v Speaker 2>That's not enough. Keep going. He paid for her to

<v Speaker 2>be here, so he needs to spill all the real sins.

<v Speaker 2>He looks genuinely confused, but she thinks that he's trying

<v Speaker 2>to break character. When she gets into how they're both

<v Speaker 2>in this situation, he again has no idea what she means,

<v Speaker 2>because there's no Deacon David at this church. His name

<v Speaker 2>is father Craig.

<v Speaker 3>What is happening? It's a setup.

<v Speaker 2>He then confesses that he doesn't like some of the

<v Speaker 2>people that come in here. Take for example, the woman

<v Speaker 2>before her with her crying baby. She changed the shitty

<v Speaker 2>diaper in here and it smells disgusting, and he hates

<v Speaker 2>her for it. She's like, that's what the smell is.

<v Speaker 2>She grabs a shit diaper from the trash can and

<v Speaker 2>shoves the baby shit into his face and his mouth.

<v Speaker 3>I'm like at a loss for words. Sorry, he still

<v Speaker 3>gotta follow through.

<v Speaker 1>My boy, I'm making money, So yeah, drops a drop

<v Speaker 1>what's happening and you might catch a charge.

<v Speaker 3>Girl, this is a salt.

<v Speaker 1>I think it's past that.

<v Speaker 3>I'm shocked.

<v Speaker 2>As he struggles, she says, no, she knows who you are.

<v Speaker 2>You are Craig, You're not David. Because I've done my homework.

<v Speaker 2>I know that this swamp ass church has you here

<v Speaker 2>because it's the only way they can keep you out

<v Speaker 2>of sight, out of mind, with all the pedophile charges

<v Speaker 2>stacking up against you, father Craig.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, he's a pedophile. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>So all of a sudden you're like, yeah, keep going, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>do it, do more.

<v Speaker 3>I was like this, poor man.

<v Speaker 1>No, no.

<v Speaker 2>She continues to smear shit on his face and then

<v Speaker 2>uses her sharp ASTs to lett on nails to pop

<v Speaker 2>both of his eyes, and so he has another bodily

<v Speaker 2>fluid running down him.

<v Speaker 3>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>She tells him to admit his fucking sins, and he does.

<v Speaker 2>He says, yes, I've done all the gross stuff, all

<v Speaker 2>the pedophile stuff. She steps away as he slumped over

<v Speaker 2>and barely hanging on. She cleans herself with wipes and

<v Speaker 2>lays a clean towel down on a chair. She puts

<v Speaker 2>her knees up and starts touching herself. She recites his

<v Speaker 2>act of contrition as she touches herself, but she doesn't

<v Speaker 2>want to come yet. She stops, undresses and grabs the

<v Speaker 2>actual crucifix from her bag.

<v Speaker 3>I griped the wooden replica Christ's torture and lightly drag

<v Speaker 3>its longest jutted edge around my purest, most intimate hole.

<v Speaker 3>She begins to weep for the chiseled silver hanging man

<v Speaker 3>affixed to its surface. Her slick moisture spills onto the

<v Speaker 3>cold sealed wood, providing lubrication for its new found purpose.

<v Speaker 3>My wrist cast spells and grants the tip permission to

<v Speaker 3>dance lazy circles around my mini Goddess's hungry drooling mouth.

<v Speaker 3>All I can picture is the vagina from big Mouth.

<v Speaker 1>When she's like, Hi, how are ya?

<v Speaker 2>She starts fucking herself with it, and then she removes

<v Speaker 2>it to like her own juices and blood off of

<v Speaker 2>it because it does cut her because it has metal on.

<v Speaker 3>It, Yeah, because it's sharp.

<v Speaker 2>She tosses it to the side, rubbing her clit, and

<v Speaker 2>then she squirts all over Craig, blessing him, and then

<v Speaker 2>she stands and spits on him.

<v Speaker 3>Nice.

<v Speaker 4>She puts her mini dress back on, and she decides

<v Speaker 4>that playtime is now over. He's already admitted his sins

<v Speaker 4>and received absolution from her, so now it's time for

<v Speaker 4>his penance. It's got to happen fast because he's on

<v Speaker 4>the brink of death. And then, with all of her might,

<v Speaker 4>she raises her foot and brings down her seven inch

<v Speaker 4>heel stilettos down on his neck.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>With her second foot, she just starts stomping all over

<v Speaker 4>his face.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Wash, And then she decides to walk down the length

<v Speaker 4>of his body, and the whole time she's just pissing on.

<v Speaker 3>Him while she walks back and forth. When you gotta go,

<v Speaker 3>you gotta go.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's laying face down with his toonies to his ankles,

<v Speaker 4>covered in blood and piss. And just to put the

<v Speaker 4>cherry on top of the situation, she takes the crucifix

<v Speaker 4>that she was playing with herself with and James's straight

<v Speaker 4>in his asshole, leaving it sticking out of him. She's

<v Speaker 4>beyond pleased with her work and she felt that it

<v Speaker 4>was only the perfect ending.

<v Speaker 1>So she's a hit man, I mean in this situation

<v Speaker 1>kind of, She's just.

<v Speaker 3>Like, I love this. I'll kill this man. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>He had it come in.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Because she's in a confessional and one side is like

<v Speaker 4>a murder scene, the other side like murder free. She

<v Speaker 4>goes to the clean side and starts cleaning herself. She

<v Speaker 4>gets her murder shoes off, she removes her gloves and

<v Speaker 4>fishnets and she throws them on the murder scene and

<v Speaker 4>then starts wiping her body down with baby wipes, and

<v Speaker 4>then she puts them all into that black lace bag

<v Speaker 4>that was originally proved for her. And once she's relatively clean,

<v Speaker 4>she redresses into yoga pants and a T shirt and

<v Speaker 4>converse and then throws her hair up into a messy bun.

<v Speaker 4>She leans down on her phone, and this whole entire

<v Speaker 4>time her boyfriend, my boyfriend, Parker was watching her do

<v Speaker 4>this while in church.

<v Speaker 3>In the church service, Oh my god, crazy.

<v Speaker 4>Every chapter, it's a song that plays for the chapter,

<v Speaker 4>and Parker speaks to her through music. He was like

<v Speaker 4>playing songs on her phone. They must share, like a

<v Speaker 4>Spotify account or something. I'm not sure.

<v Speaker 1>That's pretty serious.

<v Speaker 4>She grabs her tripod and she adswer the FaceTime call.

<v Speaker 4>Before leaving, she basically tells him wherever he goes and

<v Speaker 4>whatever suffering he endures, she hopes that he heals his sins,

<v Speaker 4>and she blesses the room with a cross, and then

<v Speaker 4>she leaves the confessional.

<v Speaker 3>As soon as.

<v Speaker 4>She's out, she sees that the church is empty until

<v Speaker 4>a shadow walks towards her and it's Parker. She drops

<v Speaker 4>her bags and runs straight into his arms and they

<v Speaker 4>passionately smooch.

<v Speaker 3>I can't touch him enough. I can't breathe them enough,

<v Speaker 3>I can't taste him enough. I just want to melt

<v Speaker 3>into him right here in front of the sanctuary and

<v Speaker 3>create a new heavenly being. She's got a real big

<v Speaker 3>god complex going on. Yeah. Also, girl, you already just

<v Speaker 3>killed a man in a church. Folcom it.

<v Speaker 4>He pushes his rin card it's her hand, and he

<v Speaker 4>tells her to be careful because he needs her and

<v Speaker 4>he'll see her soon. Leaving out the back door, she

<v Speaker 4>grabs the suitcase that was stashed and pops op in

<v Speaker 4>the trunk of her ride. She puts her bag with

<v Speaker 4>the murder evidence next to the suitcase and decides before

<v Speaker 4>she goes home to shower, she's got to get something

<v Speaker 4>to eat.

<v Speaker 2>Mine as well. You have so many gift cards to choose.

<v Speaker 3>From, I know, and you know, just a lot of money. Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>When Jess's back in her hotel room, she gets the

<v Speaker 4>cash app notification from father forgive me for forty five

<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars, And at this point she's like, oh my God, like,

<v Speaker 4>thank you for the money, but leave me the fuck

<v Speaker 4>alone because this person is just over the top. She's

<v Speaker 4>so over him. He messages her and He's basically like, Mistress,

<v Speaker 4>you have changed my life.

<v Speaker 3>My disgusting wife has been chugging down her morning seaman

<v Speaker 3>laced coffee and been none the wiser. I've decided to

<v Speaker 3>continue this tradition thanks to you. Today I will begin

<v Speaker 3>doubling my milking process so I may have enough for

<v Speaker 3>us both. My backup supply is running a bit low

<v Speaker 3>as I have not been able to replenish it due

<v Speaker 3>to the current hands off policy you have enforced with me.

<v Speaker 3>It has also been very difficult to go about my

<v Speaker 3>days without the comfort of my sad cummies melting in

<v Speaker 3>my mouth.

<v Speaker 1>About this guy cummies Yuki, I hate that word.

<v Speaker 4>He goes on to tell her that he doesn't need comfort, though,

<v Speaker 4>and he wants to verify she's received his money and

<v Speaker 4>to get rid of her cash App and to move

<v Speaker 4>her money into her bank because cash app is for

<v Speaker 4>kids and it's not trustworthy. He then sends her another

<v Speaker 4>six six hundred and sixty six dollars to open a

<v Speaker 4>new Venmo account. She messages some back and she's like,

<v Speaker 4>listen here, you little loser swine. My money is safe.

<v Speaker 4>I don't know how you're so rich and how you

<v Speaker 4>can give me all of this, but it doesn't even matter,

<v Speaker 4>because I deserve it.

<v Speaker 3>You have my full permission to crawl back into your

<v Speaker 3>pathetic excuse for a life and play with your angling

<v Speaker 3>bitch boy, Clittie all the fuck you want. Drink your sour, come,

<v Speaker 3>milk yourself dry. I don't give a fuck what you do.

<v Speaker 3>You are no longer my concern. Oh my god.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>She goes on to tell him once more that she

<v Speaker 4>granted him absolution and gave him his penance today, but

<v Speaker 4>in case his old memory is failing him, she does

<v Speaker 4>it once more. He replies back and tells her he's

<v Speaker 4>now going to lead this account, and though they will

<v Speaker 4>never interact again after this, you will remain her eternal slave.

<v Speaker 4>And then he sends her one last cash app of

<v Speaker 4>ten thousand dollars with a message saying a drained pig.

<v Speaker 3>He's like, that's all my money. Bye.

<v Speaker 2>I would talk to him for however long he wants.

<v Speaker 2>He could be as annoying as he wants. If he

<v Speaker 2>was giving me.

<v Speaker 3>One hundred percent, I'd be like, you're paying all my

<v Speaker 3>zet off, You're paying my car off, thank you, thank you,

<v Speaker 3>help me la mortgage? Like, how's your day loser. Who

<v Speaker 3>else do you want me to kill? Piggy?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, he's still acting like he was in the confessional.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh my god, that was so crazy.

<v Speaker 3>Can't believe you killed me.

<v Speaker 4>She was like, damn, and I thought I had issues.

<v Speaker 4>She finally goes to shower in a new Dingy hotel

<v Speaker 4>and she steeps snaky in the bathroom. She puts all

<v Speaker 4>of her clothes in a trash can because they smell

<v Speaker 4>like death and baby shit, and then she drops it

<v Speaker 4>right outside her door, not wanting the smelly shit inside

<v Speaker 4>her hotel room. Okay, this part's so fucking weird. She

<v Speaker 4>showers and she starts shaking out her limbs like she's

<v Speaker 4>a boxer, like she's like and then she starts like

<v Speaker 4>slapping her body everywhere. She's like slapping herself across the

<v Speaker 4>face and slapping her tits and her pussy until she

<v Speaker 4>makes herself come.

<v Speaker 3>She's so fucking weird.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, Parker's still somehow controlling the music, and she's coming

<v Speaker 4>to the music that he's playing. It's a very weird moment.

<v Speaker 3>How are we here?

<v Speaker 4>She's screaming and coming to the music and punching the

<v Speaker 4>shower wall until her fists are bleeding.

<v Speaker 3>I guess you just had to be there. WHOA, what

<v Speaker 3>a rush.

<v Speaker 2>She probably did a little bit to my coke right

<v Speaker 2>before the hotel.

<v Speaker 3>She's like, you like that.

<v Speaker 4>She also was calling her coke dope, so maybe she's

<v Speaker 4>like doing meth. I don't know, could be the way

<v Speaker 4>she's acting. We find out a little bit more about

<v Speaker 4>the backstory of the aftermath of the murder.

<v Speaker 3>So after she left and she.

<v Speaker 4>Got something to eat, Parker stayed behind and brought in

<v Speaker 4>a crew to deep clean the confessional. And this was

<v Speaker 4>something that he had lined up before the trip, so

<v Speaker 4>he knew that some shit was about to go down.

<v Speaker 4>She didn't plan on murdering him from the beginning, but

<v Speaker 4>when she found out why the deacon tried manipulating her

<v Speaker 4>and who she was really in the confessional with, it

<v Speaker 4>just kind of fell into her lap. And dead pedophiles

<v Speaker 4>don't reoffend.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Now she's driving deep into the swamps and she drops

<v Speaker 4>off the dead body for the gators to eat and

<v Speaker 4>for the priests to never be found again. When Parker

<v Speaker 4>put that little card into her hand, he wrote down

<v Speaker 4>a destination and she pulls up to the destination that

<v Speaker 4>was on the card, and it's an abandoned gas station,

<v Speaker 4>slashed mechanic shop with one car outside. When she walks

<v Speaker 4>into the abandoned building, it's a whole dramatic entrance. Music

<v Speaker 4>starts blaring and it's a song about a goddess.

<v Speaker 2>There's like lights going ah.

<v Speaker 4>And they run into each other's arms and they smooch.

<v Speaker 4>He pulls away and he tells her he has a

<v Speaker 4>gift for her. He turns on a light and it

<v Speaker 4>lights up a spot in the middle of the room

<v Speaker 4>and it's a lump with a tarp on the ground.

<v Speaker 4>When he removed the tarp, it's a naked, bound, seemingly

<v Speaker 4>lifeless man that lies in the fetal position. Jesse thinks

<v Speaker 4>that this is so romantic.

<v Speaker 3>She's like, for me, oh my god. And then she's like, wait,

<v Speaker 3>is he dead?

<v Speaker 4>But Parker kicks him and then slowly the man comes

<v Speaker 4>to life. When the man makes eye contact with her,

<v Speaker 4>she starts laughing so hard she just starts peeing, and

<v Speaker 4>she just like lets herself pee on the ground.

<v Speaker 2>She's a weird girl.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's hydrated though she's been pissing this whole book.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's the organist from the church and his real

<v Speaker 4>name is David, And it turns out that David was

<v Speaker 4>the real father forgive me. He's the organist, the choir director,

<v Speaker 4>the weekend CCD teacher, and the sole member of the

<v Speaker 4>finance committee, treasury board, and financial security for Saint Margaret

<v Speaker 4>Mary's Catholic Church.

<v Speaker 1>So he just all of the church's money on a

<v Speaker 1>dominate trix.

<v Speaker 3>He's going to hell. That's why he was sending six

<v Speaker 3>tox' six.

<v Speaker 4>He was like, fuck, He's like, I'm already going.

<v Speaker 3>Well.

<v Speaker 4>Everything he told her about his wife and kids was true,

<v Speaker 4>but that's how he had access to so much money.

<v Speaker 3>It was all the churches. It wasn't his own, damn.

<v Speaker 4>And Jesse is happier than a girl on Christmas morning.

<v Speaker 4>She's like, a bitch, you thought that was the last

<v Speaker 4>time we were going to see each other, but here

<v Speaker 4>you are in the flesh and now we're gonna have

<v Speaker 4>a field day.

<v Speaker 3>And she keeps calling him pig boy. She's like, bitch,

<v Speaker 3>you that pig boy.

<v Speaker 1>She's so mean.

<v Speaker 4>Deacon David is gagged and bound and bleeding on the

<v Speaker 4>floor and he's forced to watch Jesse and Parker get

<v Speaker 4>freaky as Parker starts.

<v Speaker 3>Going down on her, my mini goddess has been weeping

<v Speaker 3>for her long awaited homecoming with his mouth. The reunion

<v Speaker 3>is feverish, eager, and fiery. The anguish from their long

<v Speaker 3>bouts of separation is becoming more unbearable with each partying.

<v Speaker 3>I can breathe again now that his wet tongue is

<v Speaker 3>forcing my ass cheeks apart, cleaning the sticky sweat I've

<v Speaker 3>been uncomfortably sitting in for hours. He's eating her swamp bass. Yeah, stanky,

<v Speaker 3>and she's likelick every last drop. Look at my butt juice.

<v Speaker 2>So she's just been pissing her pants. There's peepies down there.

<v Speaker 1>Parker loves it.

<v Speaker 3>I think pe is like the last with their worries.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>As Parker goes to get the supplies, Jesse decides to

<v Speaker 4>play a little with David. She takes off her thong

<v Speaker 4>and takes off David's ballgag. She lines herself her pussy

<v Speaker 4>like over his mouth and then says open.

<v Speaker 3>He opens his mouth wide, and I stick two fingers

<v Speaker 3>deep in my vagina, hooking them under the plastic disk

<v Speaker 3>nestled inside, removing it as it exits my body. A

<v Speaker 3>heavy stream of useless uterine blood and cells falls out

<v Speaker 3>of me and plops inside his mouth with it, I

<v Speaker 3>release a steady, potent stream of piss straight with pathetic

<v Speaker 3>gaping maw. It splashes up into his nose and dribbles

<v Speaker 3>down his chin and cheeks. He coughs and chokes on

<v Speaker 3>the bitter, slimy, bloody urine shot directly into the back

<v Speaker 3>of his throat.

<v Speaker 4>So she had a period cup in and she pulled

<v Speaker 4>it out and then be.

<v Speaker 1>A diva cup for the diva.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I don't know why, but like period blood, maybe

<v Speaker 3>because I think of it being like so clumpy, because

<v Speaker 3>you know it is, that's what gets me. I'm like, nah, yeah, no.

<v Speaker 2>He's got little chewy bits in it.

<v Speaker 1>Stop it, stop it right now.

<v Speaker 3>End the episode. Yeah, bye, guys, see you next week.

<v Speaker 4>As he's choking on it, she shoves her thong into

<v Speaker 4>his mouth and then she uses her heel to shove

<v Speaker 4>it down his throat so that way he's like literally

<v Speaker 4>choking on all of that shit, and then she puts

<v Speaker 4>the ballgag over it. Oh, she starts really fucking him

<v Speaker 4>up here. She kicks his face in and stomps on

<v Speaker 4>his nuts until they literally burst.

<v Speaker 3>It's very descriptive. Oh my god.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it gets real disturbing here. Like, it's very descriptive,

<v Speaker 4>and it's very disturbing. David is clinging on for his

<v Speaker 4>life and she lets loose. She's like, how dare you

<v Speaker 4>try to use me to sexually torture someone? Do you

<v Speaker 4>think I'm a fucking idiot? And she was so mad

<v Speaker 4>that he used her, and she said that he was

<v Speaker 4>lower than the priest that raped him, which I think

<v Speaker 4>is wild because he hired her because he was abused

<v Speaker 4>by the priest as a child. Yeah, she's like, you're

<v Speaker 4>worse than the rapist, which I think is wild.

<v Speaker 1>Well, after you find out like what he did, I'm

<v Speaker 1>kind of like, yeah, maybe you are.

<v Speaker 4>They're both straight up torturing him now, and I will

<v Speaker 4>spare you all the gross details, but it is very

<v Speaker 4>descriptive and it is straight torture. There's a screwdriver and

<v Speaker 4>lou involved. I'll let your imagination run wild with that.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness.

<v Speaker 4>After they're kind of done torturing him, she snorts some

<v Speaker 4>dope and then she decides that she wants to interrogate

<v Speaker 4>him after Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should have done that before.

<v Speaker 4>But all right, She's like, so instead of focusing on

<v Speaker 4>your children and your family, she says, six years ago,

<v Speaker 4>he decided to pack up their lives of where they were.

<v Speaker 4>They moved back to his hometown where he was abused,

<v Speaker 4>to seek revenge on the man that abused him and

<v Speaker 4>let the revenge consume him. And that's what he chose

<v Speaker 4>to waste his life on. And like, not only that,

<v Speaker 4>but he let his children fall under prey to the

<v Speaker 4>same priest and his children were also being abused and

<v Speaker 4>he knew about it.

<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, so he could get his revenge. She like,

<v Speaker 1>sacrificed his own children.

<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm, yeah, kill him.

<v Speaker 4>And she is projecting all of her anger hellabat on him.

<v Speaker 4>And she's like, instead of telling anyone, you decide to

<v Speaker 4>plot in secret, because the whole time when they were

<v Speaker 4>chatting before, he.

<v Speaker 3>Was like, I've been waiting so long for this.

<v Speaker 4>And she's like, instead of saying anything to anyone else,

<v Speaker 4>you decided to spend all the church's money and let

<v Speaker 4>your children continue to be abused.

<v Speaker 1>Pizza shit spent like six years knowing this guy was

<v Speaker 1>abusing every child that came across him.

<v Speaker 4>Disgusting, And she's popping the fuck off, like she's losing

<v Speaker 4>her shit. And at the end of it and she's like,

<v Speaker 4>by the way, your shoes are fucking gay.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get the more it hurts.

<v Speaker 4>After getting all of her feelings out, she tortures him more.

<v Speaker 4>And I said, again, I'm not going to go into

<v Speaker 4>details of it because it's so disturbing, but it's very

<v Speaker 4>graphic and it's literally torture, so if you want to

<v Speaker 4>read it, chapter twenty four, and finally she kills him.

<v Speaker 4>With the high of the drugs and the high of

<v Speaker 4>killing fake Deacon now dead David, her and Parker start

<v Speaker 4>getting down and dirty, and she starts rubbing his dick

<v Speaker 4>over his pants with her back to Parker's front. She's

<v Speaker 4>like bumping and grinding on him while throwing cement bits

<v Speaker 4>at David's dead body. So she's like stoning him. He's

<v Speaker 4>already dead, yeah, and he's dead.

<v Speaker 2>She's just stoning.

<v Speaker 4>She's still screaming at the top of her lungs. Parker's

<v Speaker 4>just like, get it, girl, I love.

<v Speaker 3>You, yes, queen, shoving his hand into my soaking pussy.

<v Speaker 3>I continue God's truth. I'm not lying, rubbing and groping

<v Speaker 3>my pussy with his hand I fill it with my

<v Speaker 3>foamy goddess milk. It's really getting her going.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's so Phoamy's phony.

<v Speaker 3>She's got a lot of milk.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>So as he's fingering her, he starts picking up some

<v Speaker 4>cement rubble and together they start stoning his dead body

<v Speaker 4>and then they start dancing in a circle, and they're

<v Speaker 4>not wearing shoes, so their feet start bleeding. And they're

<v Speaker 4>like stoning him and dancing in a circle around his

<v Speaker 4>dead body because they're fucking weirdos and they're high.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, mental illness a match made in heaven.

<v Speaker 4>There really is someone out there for everyone, truly.

<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

<v Speaker 4>Tonight, something overcame Jessie. She's never felt more alive in

<v Speaker 4>her entire life. Her and Parker lay next to each other.

<v Speaker 4>They didn't even have sex or take each other's clothes off.

<v Speaker 4>They just lay next to each other, taking in the

<v Speaker 4>glorious moment and fall asleep. We're in the epilogue and

<v Speaker 4>it's a week later. They're safe and together and healing

<v Speaker 4>from the wounds they endured from torturing David in the

<v Speaker 4>abandoned building, and when Parker wakes up, she decided that

<v Speaker 4>they're going to give back most of the money that

<v Speaker 4>David sent to her, and they're going to give it

<v Speaker 4>back to the church because it wasn't his to give

<v Speaker 4>away the end.

<v Speaker 3>Wow, a good deed.

<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't give that money back.

<v Speaker 3>No, I'd fucking keep that. Yeah, I didn't know it

<v Speaker 3>was not his money. Go. You don't even know if

<v Speaker 3>you're in the clear. You might need to hire a lawyer.

<v Speaker 3>I would keep all that. Yeah, I got bills to pay.

<v Speaker 1>So Riley, how many red pepper emojis do you give

<v Speaker 1>this one?

<v Speaker 3>I do like these kinds of books, but this one

<v Speaker 3>wasn't my favorite. I don't know why. I'll give it

<v Speaker 3>three and a half. Okay, okay, it's cool. It was fun.

<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm, Well what did you guys.

<v Speaker 3>Think of it?

<v Speaker 2>I gave it a too, only because I like the

<v Speaker 2>female that's my favorite part of the book. I don't

<v Speaker 2>like the splatter punkness of it. I just don't think

<v Speaker 2>that's my jam that's fair. But I do like that

<v Speaker 2>she was mean to men because I also like to

<v Speaker 2>be mean to men.

<v Speaker 4>Yes, I couldn't read it because I hated it so much.

<v Speaker 3>It just wasn't for me. And usually I'm not a hater.

<v Speaker 3>I am.

<v Speaker 4>Usually if I'm entertained at all, I'm like four stars.

<v Speaker 4>But it was just not for me.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, I gave.

<v Speaker 1>It a three and a half. I was entertained by it.

<v Speaker 1>I like that pedophilic men died in a horrible way,

<v Speaker 1>and we love to see that. A woman taking charge

<v Speaker 1>of her life, love it, getting what she wants, bettering

<v Speaker 1>her future, making money moves.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, getting that bag.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was in charge. No third act breakup.

<v Speaker 4>No third act break You're right, it was a third

<v Speaker 4>act get together.

<v Speaker 3>It was yeah, beautiful.

<v Speaker 1>Well, next week we're telling Riley all about The Morning

<v Speaker 1>Would by Siggy Shade, and we're gonna have her look

<v Speaker 1>at the cover and give us her best guess on

<v Speaker 1>what it might be about.

<v Speaker 3>Oh't fucking know, we have like a scary looking tree

<v Speaker 3>man on the cover. I'm thinking Forrest because the tree

<v Speaker 3>girl wanders into Forrest. Why she's there, I don't know,

<v Speaker 3>but she's there and she meets this man that's a tree.

<v Speaker 1>Like Lord of the Rings.

<v Speaker 2>I was just gonna say, every time he keeps saying

<v Speaker 2>tree man, I'm just thinking of Lord.

<v Speaker 1>Of the Rings, tree Beard.

<v Speaker 3>God.

<v Speaker 2>I feel like he would be the nicest boyfriend.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he would be.

<v Speaker 1>He was a pretty nice guy.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, But she meets him and he's actually kind

<v Speaker 3>of nice, but like gruff like tree beard. Yeah, and

<v Speaker 3>he takes her back to his area because he is

<v Speaker 3>the leader of his tree people like tree beard like shit.

<v Speaker 2>Then he has to say Middle Earth, right, take.

<v Speaker 1>The girl to mortor to ye throw the ring into

<v Speaker 1>the fire.

<v Speaker 3>No, guys, I'm being serious here, but they have to

<v Speaker 3>marry each other. So they marry. They don't really like

<v Speaker 3>each other in the beginning, but they have to do

<v Speaker 3>it for some type of magic purpose. But then they

<v Speaker 3>fall in love with each other and have saplings, yes,

<v Speaker 3>little saplings, little sticky saplings, and they live in the

<v Speaker 3>tree clan together.

<v Speaker 1>Is he fully a tree?

<v Speaker 3>No? How do his trunk and tree torso? Trunk like

<v Speaker 3>but still a torso legs somewhat normal, but his entire

<v Speaker 3>body feels like a tree trunk.

<v Speaker 1>That's so scary.

<v Speaker 4>But I'm not his dick.

<v Speaker 3>It's a normal sized man dick, normal dick, normal man dick. Well,

<v Speaker 3>I guess it's gonna be big whatever. It's gonna be

<v Speaker 3>a big normal man dick, but it's gonna feel.

<v Speaker 1>Like wood Polish. They just walking around with tree dong owl.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it does go Flacci magic is in the book.

<v Speaker 3>I told you, well, how do I do?

<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's a tree and she does wander into

<v Speaker 1>a forest.

<v Speaker 3>I'll take it.

<v Speaker 1>We'll find out more next week.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, all right.

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