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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been three years since Impact from the Asteroid
Speaker 5: and the whole world ending. She gets herself ready as
Speaker 5: best as she can, and then she leaves her house.
Speaker 5: She's on a mission to find the leader of a
Speaker 5: local biker gang, since they have an alliance to protect
Speaker 5: the town from outsiders and follow pretty specific rules in
Speaker 5: regards to women set by their boss. She follows the
Speaker 5: trail down to the river since that's where she knows
Speaker 5: he goes almost every single morning since she watches him.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a lady watching a man. Yeah, how the turntables?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that he is there, and when she approaches,
Speaker 5: he whirls around, telling her to get back to her
Speaker 5: house before her daddy comes and skins him alive for
Speaker 5: looking upon his princess. She says that her dad died
Speaker 5: last night and she's pretty sure it's from a heart attack.
Speaker 5: Oh there's no doctors because asteroid into the world, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: He stares at her a moment before she mentions there
Speaker 5: aren't enough provisions in the house to last her more
Speaker 5: than a couple months, and when word gets out that
Speaker 5: her dad is dead, people will come and she can
Speaker 5: only imagine what they do to her. She wants protection
Speaker 5: of a man, and she's willing to trade.
Speaker 2: What she must for it. He gives her a couple
Speaker 2: options of.
Speaker 5: Men in the area looking for a woman, and she
Speaker 5: says no. She wants him.
Speaker 2: All right, girl, get what you want.
Speaker 5: He tries to say no, but she mentions that he's
Speaker 5: just and doesn't let his men rape women or do
Speaker 5: any of the other things in a world like they
Speaker 5: live in now, She says that she's willing to trade sex.
Speaker 5: He could take every provision in the house, plus her
Speaker 5: dad's vehicle, and she'll make him look good with his
Speaker 5: gang by playing submissive pretty little princess to him. He
Speaker 5: says okay, fine, but before they leave, she asks for
Speaker 5: help bearing her father. Three hours later, her dad is buried.
Speaker 5: They have everything useful packed into the truck and they
Speaker 5: head back to his base. We finally learn their names.
Speaker 5: Her name is Haley and his name is Levi. All Right,
Speaker 5: when they arrive the show starts. He pulls her out
Speaker 5: of the truck by her hair, but his grip is
Speaker 5: actually light, so she's like, okay, we're like immediately in
Speaker 5: the role of captor and captive.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh no, let me go, you big strong animal.
Speaker 2: How are you're HEARDing me?
Speaker 5: Everyone on base starts whispering about how Boss bagged Rapunzel.
Speaker 5: They all call him Boss.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: He takes her to an office where he deposits her
Speaker 5: with the woman named Jen, and he demands Jen to
Speaker 5: show Haley around, giving.
Speaker 2: Her all the rules.
Speaker 5: As j walks her around, she is told where restrooms are,
Speaker 5: to stay locked inside Levi's room, don't come out without
Speaker 5: him or herself, and then she's left in Levi's room
Speaker 5: with instructions to stay put until Jen can grab her
Speaker 5: for dinner.
Speaker 2: Later.
Speaker 5: After dinner, Hayley's watching up. When she goes back to
Speaker 5: the room to wait for Levi, she's in her nightgown
Speaker 5: and he arrives. The door is unbarred, and he's pissed.
Speaker 5: He says, locked the door part of the rules, but I.
Speaker 2: Thought all his men were good.
Speaker 1: Well, like, he can only do so much and they
Speaker 1: still have dicks and there's still men, that's true, and.
Speaker 3: It's like a post apocalyptic world and like food's hard
Speaker 3: to get by, women are hard to.
Speaker 2: Get by, Like pussy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a man's gotta have his puss uh huh uh.
Speaker 1: Huh, even at the end of the world, especially at
Speaker 1: the end of the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like men thinking with their dicks. See
Speaker 4: here I am being a party pooper. Oh god, but
Speaker 4: like men dinking with their dicks. I feel like, if
Speaker 4: it's the end of the world, my pussy would be
Speaker 4: light up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be worried about so many things.
Speaker 4: There'd be cobwebs, spiders crawling out of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be the last thing I'd be worried about.
Speaker 2: Last thing.
Speaker 4: And also if it was I did on myself. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there you go, the thought of entertaining a man when
Speaker 4: it's the end of the world.
Speaker 3: No, have you seen that video of the guy on
Speaker 3: the news thing and he's like, I guess there was
Speaker 3: a fire and he's like, whatever they do, I hope
Speaker 3: they don't touch the peanut.
Speaker 2: Butter because I touched it. I did things to it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, this guy with down syndrome.
Speaker 2: Then he's getting interviewed on the news and he's like,
Speaker 2: I touched the peanut butter. The peanut butter is a victim.
Speaker 4: I put my penis in it. It's so funny people
Speaker 4: do that. Also, we don't kink shame.
Speaker 5: She's in her sexiest nightgown and he looks her up
Speaker 5: and down.
Speaker 2: I wait. Finally, he mutters, we don't got a fuck tonight.
Speaker 2: My eyes widened. What why not?
Speaker 4: Your daddy died last night? I can wait. I don't
Speaker 4: much care one way or the other. Well, then, isn't
Speaker 4: that flattering?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Yeah? I'd be like, okay, good night. Then
Speaker 2: I'm in emotional distress. Thank you.
Speaker 5: She says, no, we're doing it tonight. I gotta get
Speaker 5: the first one done and out of the way so
Speaker 5: I'm not anxious anymore. And he's like, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh man, simple, simple man.
Speaker 5: They both undress, and she starts feeling yourself up to
Speaker 5: get herself started, because she knows this man ain't gonna
Speaker 5: get her to come open up.
Speaker 4: Here, he says, gruffly, pointing toward my groin. I do
Speaker 4: as he says, spreading my legs to expose my pussy.
Speaker 4: The cool air against my intimate flesh is startling and embarrassing.
Speaker 4: My cheeks are burning again. My breath is coming out
Speaker 4: in little pants.
Speaker 2: Imagine you just met this.
Speaker 1: Man this morning and he's like, open up your legs,
Speaker 1: only see that pussy. Yeah, are you a caveman? He
Speaker 1: is kind of cave Manny, open up. He's a gruff man.
Speaker 2: We don't got a fuck not.
Speaker 5: He puts a finger in her and starts to rubber
Speaker 5: a clit until she's wet enough, and then he pulls
Speaker 5: his dick out.
Speaker 4: I've had sex with three different men in my life.
Speaker 4: All of them look different. Leve's cock is decent sized,
Speaker 4: they can circumcise, with dark hair around the base. He
Speaker 4: looks fine, nothing too stranger, intimidating.
Speaker 5: So I know we haven't had a micro penis, but
Speaker 5: we never had a decent one.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: Regular dagular, shmegular dick. Love a regular dick.
Speaker 5: It's not a monster one, but it's not a micro.
Speaker 2: It'll do that'll do, don't get.
Speaker 5: They start fucking, and he asks if she's okay. She
Speaker 5: says yes, but again, I'm not gonna come tonight, so
Speaker 5: just do your thing until you finish. He picks up
Speaker 5: the pace and then pulls out coming all over her stomach.
Speaker 5: The next day, Levi I goes to the river by
Speaker 5: himself as Haley does her thing and meets her first.
Speaker 2: Friend at base.
Speaker 5: Her name is Becca, and they go to the kitchen
Speaker 5: for their first duties of the day. Once everyone is served,
Speaker 5: Levi shows up and Haley makes his play extra special
Speaker 5: and different from everyone else, el says, and brings it
Speaker 5: to him. The whispers start again, and he seems pleased
Speaker 5: but doesn't say anything, just eats his food and then
Speaker 5: he leaves, so she's like, here you go, boss.
Speaker 2: She made a garnish and everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone else gets like prison gruel.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the end of the world.
Speaker 5: Later in the afternoon, when Levi's back in the room,
Speaker 5: he thanks her for breakfast because it was delicious and
Speaker 5: made him a king to his people to be served
Speaker 5: like that. She offers him a foot rub and he
Speaker 5: says okay. He's kind of skeptical of it, but ends
Speaker 5: up loving it and falls fast asleep. For dinner, it's
Speaker 5: the same thing. He sits at his table and she
Speaker 5: makes him an extra special plate that nobody else got,
Speaker 5: and then he pulls her into her own seat next
Speaker 5: to him. She waits for a minute, and then one
Speaker 5: of his men serve her her dinner. Also, if I
Speaker 5: was on base and this motherfucker was getting a gourmet meal,
Speaker 5: well I'm getting the basic meal at the end of
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be pissed. She doesn't get one either. No,
Speaker 2: she just gets like a regular meal. Yeah, but she's
Speaker 2: the boss's half. I'd be like, you're bringing snacks right
Speaker 2: like up in the room. Yeah, yeah, bring me a
Speaker 2: bag of chips. Mama needs to eat. I don't think
Speaker 2: there are snacks in this world.
Speaker 5: I don't think so either.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'd rather kill myself.
Speaker 5: After dinner and washing up, Levi needs her and tells
Speaker 5: her to undress.
Speaker 4: His eyes immediately dropped to my breasts and then farther
Speaker 4: to the cleft between my thighs.
Speaker 2: The cleft. I hate that.
Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, I can't help, but like the way his
Speaker 4: expression heats up as he stares at me. He's already
Speaker 4: getting hard, quicker than yesterday, and even I'm feeling some
Speaker 4: tingles of excitement between my legs, mostly from his responses.
Speaker 2: The tingles. Yeah, get into it. It all starts with
Speaker 2: a tingle. That's all you need a little something funny
Speaker 2: down there. Yeah.
Speaker 5: He has her climb on top of him and she
Speaker 5: has to work herself up just to get ready. But
Speaker 5: when she's finally ready, she sits on his dick and
Speaker 5: admits that she's not sure what to do. He helps
Speaker 5: her move a little bit until she finds her rhythm.
Speaker 5: She again says, yeah, I'm not gonna come from this,
Speaker 5: but you just let me know when you're ready and
Speaker 5: i'll I'll pop on off hop. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's like, it's mediocre at best.
Speaker 5: The next day goes the same, but a man nicknamed
Speaker 5: Sick gropes her in the kitchen. Levi catches it and
Speaker 5: hits him in warning for everyone else not to touch
Speaker 5: what's his.
Speaker 3: For the next two weeks, she adapts at base, sucks Levi,
Speaker 3: and gets to know the names of everyone there and
Speaker 3: everything she can know about where she now calls home. Eventually,
Speaker 3: all of her adrenaline from the move and the change
Speaker 3: wears off and she crashes. It just so happens to
Speaker 3: start while her and Levi are doing it doggie style
Speaker 3: for the first time.
Speaker 2: And the thing is our girl.
Speaker 3: Likes it, and she's like, hold on, I think I
Speaker 3: can actually come from this.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: You deserve an orgasm at the end of the world.
Speaker 1: You do if that's what you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. Yeah, get your nut, girl, Get your nut.
Speaker 3: She's usually really quiet when they have sex, but with
Speaker 3: doggie style, she just can't help herself. Every time he
Speaker 3: slams into her, She's making noises she's never made before.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Girl.
Speaker 3: He always calls her girl, by the way, not like
Speaker 3: her name. He's always like, hey, girl, jeez, crass girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: She's like twenty five and he's like forty something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, age gap. It's slim pickens, Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: He's kneeling behind me.
Speaker 4: One of his hands is braced on the headboard beside mine,
Speaker 4: and his other arm is wrapped around my middle, holding
Speaker 4: me in place so the force of his rutting doesn't
Speaker 4: topple us. You're wet as hell tonight. A wave of
Speaker 4: heat slams into me, and I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: intensified arousal or shame, maybe both. I make a whimpering
Speaker 4: sound that's going to have to stand in for a response.
Speaker 4: Should have told me you like it dirty? Who knew
Speaker 4: my pretty little princess would want me to do her
Speaker 4: from behind?
Speaker 2: So the dirty though. No, everyone loves to get hit
Speaker 2: from behind. Yeah, that's pretty textbook in my opinion. I
Speaker 2: feel like that's like vanilla.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a crazy bitch doing doggy style. Maybe the
Speaker 2: end of the world changes people.
Speaker 4: Missionary only yeah, okay, but don't hate on missionary Okay,
Speaker 4: Like missionary does its job, gets it done.
Speaker 1: I'm a certified pillow princess. I live for missionary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, need too. Sometimes I like to switch it up,
Speaker 2: keep him on his dose, not me.
Speaker 1: If Zach is like, get on top, I'll just pretend
Speaker 1: like I fell asleep real quick, lay dead, fall.
Speaker 2: Off the bed.
Speaker 3: This turns around even more, and now she's really getting
Speaker 3: after it. She's holding onto the headboard and fucking him.
Speaker 3: His encouragement is a cherry on top, and she has
Speaker 3: her first ever Levi orgasm.
Speaker 4: Levi is still going behind me, muttering about how good
Speaker 4: I'm coming for him, how hot I am right now,
Speaker 4: how fuck me just like this anytime I need it.
Speaker 4: My pussy is clamped down around his cock and he
Speaker 4: can barely hold out. Before I've worked through the lingering
Speaker 4: waves of my orgasm. As soon as I've relaxed and
Speaker 4: quieted to ragged gas. He makes a stretch sound, pumps
Speaker 4: hard a few final times, and then yanks himself out
Speaker 4: to cut all over my bottom and lower back. My
Speaker 4: body is still buzzing with pleasure and satisfaction, but also
Speaker 4: something greedy, something that wants even more, like anal no oh,
Speaker 4: like love maybe or more orgasms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Levi's done, but Haley isn't. She just hold
Speaker 3: on to the headboard still with her pussy still plastered
Speaker 3: to the world. Well, I guess to Levi's world, and
Speaker 3: he's like, you want more? Yeah, and she's like, let's
Speaker 3: see what you got. He starts finger blasting her until
Speaker 3: she comes again and again, and after her second post
Speaker 3: sex orgasms, she's like, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Really can't feel my puss anymore. That's fine, thank you
Speaker 2: go Levi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Haley's are really digging her situation now, but with
Speaker 3: the whole emotional outlet via amazing sex and orgasm. In
Speaker 3: the middle of the night, she wakes up and is
Speaker 3: struck with deep grief.
Speaker 2: Like about her dad. Yeah, yeah, sad took like five
Speaker 2: orgasms to finally cry about her dad. Yeah. I was like, God,
Speaker 2: I miss my dad.
Speaker 5: Her daddy had to fuck her sadness over her dad
Speaker 5: out of her There you go.
Speaker 3: She stumbles out of bed and in the dark, she
Speaker 3: hits the dresser and on that dresser it had the
Speaker 3: crystal butterflies that belonged to her mom. And her mom
Speaker 3: passed away right after the asteroid hit because of the
Speaker 3: fumes and shit. And her mom had like these little
Speaker 3: crystal butterflies and they were really like sentimental. And when
Speaker 3: she hit the dresser, it flew off and it cracked
Speaker 3: in half, and she just started spiraling.
Speaker 2: I would do. I'm very attached to things. You know
Speaker 2: what I love about things? What that you can throw
Speaker 2: them away? Throwing them away? Yeah, I knew it that
Speaker 2: about you. I knew it.
Speaker 4: If my mom gives me anything, I'm like, I have
Speaker 4: to keep this because once she's dead, if I throw
Speaker 4: that away, I'm gonna remember that and I'm going to
Speaker 4: be a big piece of shit.
Speaker 1: Oh my dad gave me a box full of Christmas
Speaker 1: decorations from my childhood. And as I was cleaning up
Speaker 1: the Christmas tree on Christmas morning, thank you very much,
Speaker 1: she's as christ I went out to the garage to
Speaker 1: go get a box to put the Christmas ornaments in
Speaker 1: and I said, hmmm, I didn't put these out this year.
Speaker 1: Dumpster threw them all away extra box more storage right right.
Speaker 2: I could never but love that for you keep it
Speaker 2: clean home. Uh huh.
Speaker 5: I only kept a couple of my childhood ornaments when
Speaker 5: my mom gave me all mine and then I threw
Speaker 5: the rest away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what am I gonna do with these? I don't
Speaker 2: remember them. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have this spaghettio plate that I used to eat
Speaker 4: spaghettios off of as a child. It had like little
Speaker 4: Spaghettio's smiley face on the bottom of it. Broke it tonight, shattered.
Speaker 4: It had that since I was like five. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: grieve that for a few days. How will you eat spaghettios?
Speaker 4: And my grandma got that for me, So when she dies,
Speaker 4: she's gonna know I broke that plate.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just ask her for a new spaghettio plate.
Speaker 2: She's blind? Oh h that's fair, grandma. If you're listening,
Speaker 2: love you good thing. We're audio only why because she's blind?
Speaker 2: Right right? Right?
Speaker 3: So Haley's having a full mental breakdown while trying not
Speaker 3: to wake up Levi. She's like crying the fetal position
Speaker 3: on the floor and like finally crawls back into bed
Speaker 3: and just like continues crying until he wakes up in
Speaker 3: the morning for his morning duty shift, and she just
Speaker 3: fake sleeps and then continues to cry.
Speaker 2: After he leaves.
Speaker 3: Everyone can tell that something is off with her, but
Speaker 3: they leave her to herself. After breakfast, she's wallowing in
Speaker 3: her well deserved self pity and cries some more in
Speaker 3: the room. Levi comes in and he's like, all right,
Speaker 3: what's going on? She just asks to be alone, but
Speaker 3: his mind's going to the worst spot and he's like, God,
Speaker 3: damn it, Ally, you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Tell me what the fuck is up right now? Who
Speaker 2: hurt you?
Speaker 3: And she breaks down and tells him that she just
Speaker 3: misses her dad.
Speaker 2: My dad hurt me by dying. She has a new one,
Speaker 2: like fucking chill her father. It's her daddy, not the same.
Speaker 5: He's still taking care of her, just like her father.
Speaker 2: Not just like her father.
Speaker 4: Hopefully he could be like a stand in father.
Speaker 2: Figure plus sex plusus the sex.
Speaker 3: Surprisingly, though, Levi understands she was never given much time
Speaker 3: to gree with her dad, so he tells her she
Speaker 3: can take it as much time as she needs to
Speaker 3: grieve but will continue to eat and stay healthy.
Speaker 2: That's his only deal.
Speaker 3: Softening for her, Pooky, she tells him tell the gang
Speaker 3: she's up here as punishment and to make sure his
Speaker 3: bad boy image stays in check. And she stays in
Speaker 3: the room for ten whole days.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's by her choice. She's just really depressed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like Bella, there's a possibility.
Speaker 3: On the eighth day, he asks if she wants to
Speaker 3: go to the river in the morning, which is a
Speaker 3: big deal because he goes every single morning and never once.
Speaker 2: Has he offered to her. So she says yes.
Speaker 3: She starts getting back into her daily movement rather than
Speaker 3: crying all day long, and she showers, She has sex
Speaker 3: with Levi, she does some yoga, and she gives him
Speaker 3: his normal foot rub, so things are starting to really
Speaker 3: look up for her. The next day, she asks Levi
Speaker 3: in the morning, when he's getting ready for the river,
Speaker 3: she can go outside to do her yoga, and he
Speaker 3: agrees to get her set up in a safe space
Speaker 3: outside with a man named Hawk watching over her. And
Speaker 3: after she smiles at Hawk for the first time ever,
Speaker 3: she sees relief on Levi's face, like he's like, really
Speaker 3: happy that she's.
Speaker 2: Not gonna kill herself anymore. That's your man, he smile.
Speaker 3: It's a week later and there's some light flirting going
Speaker 3: on between Levi and Haley. He was telling her if
Speaker 3: she wants something, all she has to do is ask
Speaker 3: because he's not a mind raider, and he was like
Speaker 3: purposely kind of riling her up, and she really likes it.
Speaker 3: She gives him his favorite thing, a foot rub, but
Speaker 3: this time, when she's finished, he tells her, thank.
Speaker 2: You, sweetheart. So many foot rubs.
Speaker 1: She does it like every night. You know grost Yeah,
Speaker 1: his feet are probably rank.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's doing her troad wife duties.
Speaker 3: She thanks him for treating her nicely and not treating
Speaker 3: her like a piece of shit, and out of gratitude,
Speaker 3: her hands start traveling up.
Speaker 2: His thighs and she sees his dick get bigger.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't want no pity blow job from you,
Speaker 3: and she says, hold your horse's partner, there's no pity.
Speaker 2: I just want to make you feel good.
Speaker 3: Also, I do have to note that she was just
Speaker 3: rubbing this man's grimy ass, sweaty feet and then she's
Speaker 3: about to give the gluta.
Speaker 2: Yeah with her nasty little hands on there.
Speaker 3: She uses lotion, Yeah, but still no, I think that
Speaker 3: might make it worse.
Speaker 5: Oh, flower scented foot blowjob the fun guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like m to cheese. Eh.
Speaker 4: I hate the word cheese being used for any bodily
Speaker 4: gross No, no, no.
Speaker 3: She tells him that she's given blowdrops before, but she
Speaker 3: might not be the best, so feel free to dish
Speaker 3: out any tips as needed.
Speaker 4: He huffs an amusement, but the laughter changes to a
Speaker 4: groan as I lean over and give the tip of
Speaker 4: his cock a hard suck. Jesus Christ, his hips come
Speaker 4: all the way up off the seat. Give me a
Speaker 4: little warning, girl, or I'll blow my whole load in
Speaker 4: two sachines.
Speaker 2: Oh. I don't know why, but the girl throws me
Speaker 2: off a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, mostly because he's like
Speaker 2: way older than her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because like when I say girl, it's like to
Speaker 4: another girl, like hey girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She enforces the three thousand and when he mentions to
Speaker 3: her that he's gonna come, she doesn't pull away and
Speaker 3: decides to swallow all of them down. She's so turned on,
Speaker 3: and she's thinking that she's about to go hide somewhere
Speaker 3: to rub one out. But Levi can read her like
Speaker 3: a book at this point, and he tells Our he'll
Speaker 3: take care of her.
Speaker 4: I whimper wordlessly. You really do like it dirty, don't you?
Speaker 4: No soft pretty romance for my girl? So now you're
Speaker 4: gonna let me fuck you with my fingers and you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Like it real bad. Yeah, yean you are.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was the grief, maybe it was being cooped
Speaker 3: up for so long, But Haley does something so stupid
Speaker 3: at dinner.
Speaker 2: It starts fine, she.
Speaker 3: Makes him a beautiful special meal like normal, and then
Speaker 3: even gives him her leftovers. But when she goes to
Speaker 3: refeel his water, she stops to talk to Becca, who
Speaker 3: just painted her nails, and Levi calls for her with
Speaker 3: a twinge of annoyance in.
Speaker 2: His voice, and he's like, hey, girl, what's my drank?
Speaker 2: And she's just like, you're not gonna die of thirst?
Speaker 3: Like she starts getting like mouthy with him, and it
Speaker 3: kind of makes him look bad.
Speaker 2: In front of all of his little gang members, and
Speaker 2: she's like, you're not my boss. Like she starts talking
Speaker 2: back to.
Speaker 3: Him, girl, yeah, throw fast, and then everyone at the
Speaker 3: table starts laughing, all of them except for Levi. He
Speaker 3: gets up, and he grabs her hair and yanks her
Speaker 3: upstairs to the bedroom, which is directly above the lounge
Speaker 3: where everyone is. Once inside the room, he locks the
Speaker 3: door and she starts apologizing profusely and literally had no
Speaker 3: idea what to do, so she starts taking her.
Speaker 2: Top off, and he just starts laughing out loud, which
Speaker 2: is the first time in the book that he's laughed.
Speaker 3: She's like, wait, what's happening, And he's like, dude, I'm
Speaker 3: literally forty and you just sent me to heaven with
Speaker 3: the best blowjob ever.
Speaker 2: Three hours ago. I do not have the sex strife
Speaker 2: for this, Like you're gonna kill me.
Speaker 3: And she's super confused because she's like what's going on,
Speaker 3: And he's like, I don't know. I just did what
Speaker 3: everyone expected me to do. Like I don't want to fuck.
Speaker 2: We can just sit here and chill and like let
Speaker 2: them think whatever they want to think. I don't mind
Speaker 2: that you talk back to me. I don't really care. Nice.
Speaker 3: She starts laughing along and is like, oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll act all submissive for the rest of the week.
Speaker 2: They're like conspiring with each other. She's like, I'll act
Speaker 2: submissive for the rest of the week. So everyone thinks
Speaker 2: I learned a good lesson and they're like laughing back
Speaker 2: and forth. OKII.
Speaker 3: She starts rocking the bed and he's like, what are
Speaker 3: you doing, and she's like, we gotta sell it. So
Speaker 3: they think that you're teaching me a lesson. So he
Speaker 3: gets on the bed too and starts rocking it up
Speaker 3: against the wall.
Speaker 4: When it feels like it's gone on long enough, I
Speaker 4: yelled at the top of my voice.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, you're the boss. You're the boss.
Speaker 3: But on a show, Levi totally loses it, laughing so
Speaker 3: hard in a way that probably hasn't happened since before Impact.
Speaker 3: And Miss ma'am is doing good for herself at the compound.
Speaker 2: It's a month.
Speaker 3: Later and she starts teaching yoga classes every morning, with
Speaker 3: about seven to nine people joining every session. She's in
Speaker 3: a super good mood today because Levi comes home from
Speaker 3: his three day scavenging trip, and in the two months
Speaker 3: that she's been here, this is the longest he's been
Speaker 3: away from her, and she misses her Pooky so much.
Speaker 3: A little after lunch, the door swing open and he's home.
Speaker 3: Becca just painted her toenails, so he swoops her up
Speaker 3: and carries her to the bedroom. When she thinks he
Speaker 3: just wants to sleep after his long, strenuous journey, he says,
Speaker 3: what are you doing, girl?
Speaker 2: Get naked.
Speaker 4: I unhook my bra and drop it on the floor.
Speaker 4: My pussy is already fluttering in anticipation. But I'm inex
Speaker 4: flickably touched by the gruff muttered words, take off all
Speaker 4: of it. He's watching every move I make. After I
Speaker 4: shimmy out of my panties, he adds, you can leave
Speaker 4: the boots on, fucking with your shoes on on the bed,
Speaker 4: foul animals.
Speaker 2: Levi doesn't last long.
Speaker 3: But that's okay because he hits her with the one
Speaker 3: two three finger combo.
Speaker 2: Not one, not two three. Get your knees farther up. Girl,
Speaker 2: there you go. You really love showing me your sweet pussy,
Speaker 2: don't you.
Speaker 3: She's screaming how much she loves showing him her pussy,
Speaker 3: and after she comes he tells her how much he
Speaker 3: missed his girl. Later, they talk about how tomorrow he
Speaker 3: probably has to head back into town for the day
Speaker 3: because there's another group about four hours out and he
Speaker 3: wants to talk to them about trading supplies. Haley's a
Speaker 3: little bummed because she just got him back, and he's like, well,
Speaker 3: you could probably tag along if you want. We can
Speaker 3: take your dad's truck. It'll be safer, And when he
Speaker 3: saw how happy it made her, it was a done deal.
Speaker 3: They're on the road now and so much has changed
Speaker 3: since the asteroid hit three years ago. Two hours into
Speaker 3: the drive, they go from Indiana into Kentucky and a
Speaker 3: few hours later they find the farm. Once they are
Speaker 3: like deemed friends and not foe. They are let through
Speaker 3: the gate and before Levi gets pat down, he gives
Speaker 3: her a smooch and it's like the first time he's
Speaker 3: openly shown affection to her. That's not just like in
Speaker 3: the bedroom for sex. This farm has a lot of
Speaker 3: trading potential. They have fields, animals, equipment, and they say
Speaker 3: for two hours and then they head on back. On
Speaker 3: their way back, Levi's happy that she's happy and apologizes
Speaker 3: for not thinking of getting her out sooner, but he'll
Speaker 3: be more mindful to take her out with him. When
Speaker 3: they're just about back to the campground, Haley was like,
Speaker 3: we have food. I wish we could have a little picnic,
Speaker 3: and Pooki says bet I know just the place. He
Speaker 3: pulls down a long road that clearly used to be
Speaker 3: an orchard, with the narrow trees lining the street on
Speaker 3: both sides, and there's an old qt gazebo on the land.
Speaker 3: Haley loves it so much and they start their cute
Speaker 3: little picnic. Levi tells her this place is his and
Speaker 3: belong to his family for five generations. But to not
Speaker 3: get it twisted, he was a bad boy and was
Speaker 3: in prison for a little bit before impact. He came
Speaker 3: back after his dad died to take care of his
Speaker 3: mom and join the biker gang, and the rest is history.
Speaker 2: That's why he's the rough gruff.
Speaker 3: As they're looking at the nearly dead orchard, he tells
Speaker 3: her that some of the trees might make it. Some
Speaker 3: produce apples and pears every once in a while. It
Speaker 3: might be a long shot, but he's got to keep hope.
Speaker 3: They have a tender moment where he says there's been
Speaker 3: thirty four weddings in his family that's happened in this
Speaker 3: gazy boat and he's the only one left from his family.
Speaker 3: Haley cries for him and then kisses him, and things
Speaker 3: start getting a little bit intimate. He pulls her way
Speaker 3: and she's like, oh, like, you didn't like that, and
Speaker 3: he says, I loved it, but we're not safe here
Speaker 3: until we get home, so let's take a rain check
Speaker 3: and finish this when we get back. The next morning,
Speaker 3: he wakes her up and asks if she wants to
Speaker 3: go to the river before her yoga morning classes, and
Speaker 3: she says yes.
Speaker 2: She would love it.
Speaker 1: A month passes and it's Hailey's birthday, but she hasn't
Speaker 1: told Levi. He wakes her up to go to the river,
Speaker 1: but she's too groggy, so he tells her to go
Speaker 1: ahead and sleep and if she wants. She's been going
Speaker 1: with him consistently for the last few weeks, but she
Speaker 1: tells herself it's her birthday and she wants to it
Speaker 1: with Levi, so she drags herself out of bed. They
Speaker 1: go to the water and play around, splashing and wrestling
Speaker 1: and smooching, and then they sit on a rock and
Speaker 1: watch nature. They've bonded a lot lately, and Levi has
Speaker 1: even opened up to her a little bit about his past,
Speaker 1: and she's told him about what she used to hope
Speaker 1: for in the future before the world ended. So their
Speaker 1: relationship is getting pretty serious. The rest of the morning
Speaker 1: is fairly normal. She leads her yoga class, which now
Speaker 1: has a group of twelve participants.
Speaker 2: Cute, I know.
Speaker 1: That morning, she helps out in the kitchen, but Sick
Speaker 1: is there too. Remember Sick is the guy that Levi
Speaker 1: punched in the face for groping her earlier. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and she swears that she can feel his slimy eyes
Speaker 1: on her whenever Levi isn't looking after her kitchen duties
Speaker 1: are done, she takes a little nappy and then she
Speaker 1: hangs out with Becca until Levi gets back from rebuilding
Speaker 1: a section of the wall around their little town. He
Speaker 1: gets back a little bit before dinner, and she gives
Speaker 1: him his daily foot rub, but when he falls asleep,
Speaker 1: he like really falls asleep and is having a hard
Speaker 1: time even way up for dinner. But he swears to
Speaker 1: her that he's fine.
Speaker 2: She's worried. She's like, oh my god, is he getting sick?
Speaker 2: What is happening? Yeah, I would be worried too, And
Speaker 2: you can't even google anything.
Speaker 1: Eventually, she gets him up and at him for dinner,
Speaker 1: and she's shocked to see that he set up a
Speaker 1: whole surprise party for her down at the lounge, there's confetti, balloons,
Speaker 1: and there's even a banner, so that's what he was
Speaker 1: working on all day, sneaky guy Boot. She's so thrilled
Speaker 1: with all of it that she jumps up and down,
Speaker 1: squealing with delight. She looks at Levi and asks how
Speaker 1: he knew, and he just tells her she still has
Speaker 1: her old driver's license.
Speaker 2: Oh smart.
Speaker 1: She thanks him and then turns to everyone who showed
Speaker 1: up and thanks them too, thinking to herself that this
Speaker 1: really does feel like home now, and these people feel
Speaker 1: like her friends, and after her dad died, she never
Speaker 1: thought she would have that again. They eat a fancy
Speaker 1: dinner of roasted pork and baked potatoes, and there's even
Speaker 1: a big old chocolate cake for her in the apocalypse.
Speaker 2: What a delicacy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She opens up some presents and she got a new jacket,
Speaker 1: some books, and a beautiful necklace with a tree shaped pendant,
Speaker 1: and she knows that this one is from Levi.
Speaker 2: Because of the orchard. Oh right.
Speaker 1: The party starts to wind down and she's snuggling up
Speaker 1: to Levi when Sick chimes in and says that she
Speaker 1: hasn't gotten her birthday spankings yet she rolls her eyes,
Speaker 1: but then the rest of the guys joined in, saying
Speaker 1: that it would be a good way to remind her
Speaker 1: of who the boss really is. And now she's looking
Speaker 1: up at Levi to see how he's going to respond,
Speaker 1: and he's fucking pissed, but Sick is an idiot and
Speaker 1: doesn't catch on, so he keeps on rolling with it,
Speaker 1: demanding she'd be bent over the boss's knee. Finally, Levi
Speaker 1: bellows out enough birthday spankins aren't your business, and besides,
Speaker 1: they'll be happening in private. And now Hayley's giggling to herself,
Speaker 1: wondering if she's really going to be getting some spankins.
Speaker 2: When they're done. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Finally, they're back in their room and she changes into
Speaker 1: her sexiest lingerie while Levi washes up. She decides to
Speaker 1: spice things up a bit and pulls her hair up
Speaker 1: into a set of pigtails and then puts on her
Speaker 1: new necklace. When Levi comes out of the bathroom, his
Speaker 1: jaw drops and he tells her a little warning next
Speaker 1: time would be nice, because it can't be good for
Speaker 1: a man's get this hard this fast, and he calls
Speaker 1: her a naughty girl.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: She tells him, since it's her birthday, he's gonna do
Speaker 1: whatever she wants, and what she wants is for him
Speaker 1: to sit in the chair so she can suck his dick.
Speaker 2: Couldn't be me, girl, that's what you want. It's her birthday.
Speaker 2: And she's like, I want to suck your dick. Hell no.
Speaker 1: She has to assure him it's because she wants to
Speaker 1: do it for her own pleasure, and he's finally like, okay, fine.
Speaker 1: Then she says, when she takes the edge off of
Speaker 1: him with the head, he's gonna give her the best
Speaker 1: birthday spankings, and then he's gonna fuck her.
Speaker 2: And then she gets to suck in.
Speaker 1: She gets real into it and winds up down there
Speaker 1: for a whole thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, nightmare.
Speaker 4: My TMJ could never if it lasts more than like
Speaker 4: seven minutes, I'm like, oh my fucking god, God, what.
Speaker 2: Am I doing wrong? God? Yeah, they suck, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: She's having the time of her life, feeling like she
Speaker 1: might just come just from giving him pleasure.
Speaker 2: Oh good girl.
Speaker 4: Every muscle on his body his ten stuff, and he's
Speaker 4: rasping out a refrain made up of That's right, sweetheart.
Speaker 2: You're doing so good. You're sucking me just right. Keep going.
Speaker 4: You can take more, you can take all of me.
Speaker 4: You're so turned on now. I see how much you
Speaker 4: love doing this for me, and you're doing so good.
Speaker 4: You're so good, all right.
Speaker 2: I think that would work on me.
Speaker 3: Until my job would feel like it's gonna fall off,
Speaker 3: and then I'd get pissed.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, shut the fuck up and come.
Speaker 4: At that point, that's when I'd be like yanking on
Speaker 4: it with my hands, like easy to come now.
Speaker 2: I would give some sloppy dobby. It would be so
Speaker 2: sloppy to go down his butt. Crack up hm.
Speaker 1: He comes in her mouth and she swallows it all up,
Speaker 1: and then he tells her it's time for her spankins,
Speaker 1: but she feels a little nervous about it. He can
Speaker 1: see this and tells her they've never done this before,
Speaker 1: so if it gets to be too much, she can
Speaker 1: tell him to stop, and he will. He says she's
Speaker 1: a dirty girl, though, so he's pretty sure she's gonna
Speaker 1: like being spanked. She lays across his lap and he
Speaker 1: pulls her panties down, but instead of starting right away,
Speaker 1: he starts caressing her all up and down her thighs.
Speaker 1: She's basically vibrating out of her body and begging for
Speaker 1: him to finally do it, but he tells her she
Speaker 1: needs to be patient.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be patient. I want to come.
Speaker 2: I know you do.
Speaker 4: You got real excited sucking my dick earlier. I could
Speaker 4: see how hard your throat muscles were working to take
Speaker 4: me down like that. You did real good. So now
Speaker 4: I get my spankings. When you wait for them patiently,
Speaker 4: I'd be like, bitch, it's my birthday.
Speaker 2: I just sucked your dick forever. Just see what I'm asking.
Speaker 2: Spank me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She tries her best to be a good girl, and
Speaker 1: finally he asks if she's sure she's ready for twenty
Speaker 1: six spankins. She says she's super sure, and then he
Speaker 1: lands the first one and she is positively soaked. She
Speaker 1: loves it nice. He tells her to count out loud.
Speaker 1: By the time they're at sixteen, she's begging him for more.
Speaker 1: By twenty two, she's screaming out and thanking him, and
Speaker 1: on the twenty six spankin she comes.
Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I shake helplessly sobbing in pleasure as my pussy clamps
Speaker 4: down over and over again around nothing.
Speaker 2: Fluid is leaking from my entrance, and every nerve in.
Speaker 4: My body throbs with sensation, pushed unexpectedly into overdrive over spankins.
Speaker 1: Over spankans. She starts straight up sobbing, and Levi's like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, Haley, are you okay? She says it's exactly
Speaker 1: what she wanted, and she came so hard it broke
Speaker 1: something in her and she doesn't know why.
Speaker 2: Happens to me so often. No fucking way, sex. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is this a unique experience.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've never cried after No, I've had my
Speaker 4: eyes water, not even that.
Speaker 5: No, Greg's just rocking your world, girl, go off, Greg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, get it. Mama plips it down. And that's
Speaker 2: not to say like I don't come with Andrew, but
Speaker 2: I've never cried.
Speaker 5: I never cried.
Speaker 4: I think I cried one time because I felt like
Speaker 4: Andrew treated me like a comrag. That's a sad cry, yeah,
Speaker 4: but also like I was unmedicated, so like that's probably
Speaker 4: not what happened, But in my head, I was like.
Speaker 2: I'm just a cumrag. I'm married to him. What for
Speaker 2: his comrade. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He cuddles and soothes her until she calms down and
Speaker 1: says she's good. Now, maybe she just needed to cry
Speaker 1: as badly as she needed to orgasm, and she says
Speaker 1: she's better than okay, she's happy.
Speaker 2: He looks at her for.
Speaker 1: A second, and then they have an emotional, passionate makeout session.
Speaker 1: He gets up and grabs some lotion and tells her
Speaker 1: that it's her turn for a foot rub. She's hesitant
Speaker 1: at first and feeling really awkward about it, but once
Speaker 1: he gets started, she's literally moaning. He finishes the first
Speaker 1: foot and then the second, and now she's all juiced
Speaker 1: up and ready to.
Speaker 2: Go choo stup. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: He tells her to slide forward on the chair because
Speaker 1: remember she fully has no panties on, and then he
Speaker 1: spreads her thighs and he's never gone down on her before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why post apocalypse. Their water is rainwater that the
Speaker 2: use of shower. So he's not gonna get up on
Speaker 2: her pussy, but she can go down in his groin. True,
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so. He's got
Speaker 2: his tongue all all the way into my pussy. Thrusting
Speaker 2: it like his cock.
Speaker 4: When I grab for his head and hold it in
Speaker 4: place with a fierce grip, my orgasm is building quickly.
Speaker 4: Now I'm almost there. He's making low, humming sounds as
Speaker 4: he works me over, so he's clearly enjoying it too.
Speaker 4: He moves back to my clit, sucking hard as he
Speaker 4: edges one finger inside me, curls it against my g spot.
Speaker 4: I come hard and loud, clenching all around the one finger.
Speaker 4: He keeps sucking and pushing until I come a second time.
Speaker 4: Then he rears up, grinning fairly as he rises to
Speaker 4: his feet and then lifts me up. I wrap my
Speaker 4: legs around him as he carries me over to the bed.
Speaker 4: When I go down, I pull him with me, and
Speaker 4: soon he's gotten his hardcock inside me and is fucking
Speaker 4: me fast and wild, sideways on the bed, sideways fun.
Speaker 1: They're banging crazy style, and she can't tell whether she's
Speaker 1: coming or not because it all feels so good. And
Speaker 1: then Levi makes a moaning sound and comes inside of her.
Speaker 1: They collapse together, and she tells herself this is the
Speaker 1: best birthday ever. He freaks out about coming inside of
Speaker 1: her for a second, but she reassures him it's more
Speaker 1: than likely fine, and then they fall asleep snuggling. She
Speaker 1: wakes up in the middle of the night tangled up
Speaker 1: in him, and hears him mumbling under his breast in
Speaker 1: his sleep the word sweetheart, and she falls asleep smiling.
Speaker 2: Cute.
Speaker 1: They both wake up a bit before sunrise and she
Speaker 1: tells him what she heard, but he's like, oh, you misunderstood.
Speaker 1: I wasn't calling you, sweetheart, I was calling my Harley
Speaker 1: sweetheart sees a motorcycle. She acts fake offended until he
Speaker 1: pulls her into a kiss and tells her, of course
Speaker 1: she's his sweetheart. She's his only sweetheart, but deep down
Speaker 1: she wanted to hear him say more than just that,
Speaker 1: and gets in her head about it.
Speaker 2: She's like, why didn't you say he loved me? Girl?
Speaker 2: I get you.
Speaker 1: He senses the mood shift and asks if she's regretting
Speaker 1: anything with him, and she says no, of course not.
Speaker 1: She really won the lottery when she made the decision
Speaker 1: she did the day her dad died. There's no one
Speaker 1: else she wants in her bed, or her life, or
Speaker 1: her future. What she really wants to say is that
Speaker 1: she loves him, but she stops herself. Levi kind of
Speaker 1: guesses what's going on in her mind and looks at
Speaker 1: her with pure devotion and then shakes his head and
Speaker 1: says he needs to ask her something. Did she ever
Speaker 1: feel like he took advantage of her? And she says no,
Speaker 1: of course not, and he's like, okay, because I've not
Speaker 1: been a good man and I want to be a
Speaker 1: good man for.
Speaker 2: You, a better man, sweetie.
Speaker 1: He tells her that before her dad died, he used
Speaker 1: to look up at her through her window and just
Speaker 1: think to himself how beautiful she was, like an angel,
Speaker 1: and he still doesn't understand why she chose him that day.
Speaker 1: She says she knew he'd never force anything on her,
Speaker 1: and with him she could actually have some semblance of freedom.
Speaker 1: She knew all of this partly because of what her
Speaker 1: dad told her, and partly because she used to watch
Speaker 1: him when he went down by the river. She could
Speaker 1: see how tired he was and how much this new
Speaker 1: world exhausted him. The bad people out there love this
Speaker 1: new reality, but not him. She asks if he would
Speaker 1: have forced himself on her the first night if she
Speaker 1: hadn't offered, and he's appalled and says no, of course not,
Speaker 1: and she's like, see, I'm safe with you. She chose
Speaker 1: him that day, and she's choosing him now and she'll
Speaker 1: always choose him. He kisses her deeply and tells her
Speaker 1: how badly he just wants to do right by her,
Speaker 1: and she promises him that he is.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: They snuggle a little bit longer, and then he tells
Speaker 1: her he has to take a few guys up north
Speaker 1: to scope out some troublemakers and make sure they aren't
Speaker 1: planning any funny business. He tells her it'll probably be fine,
Speaker 1: but he'd feel more comfortable with her staying up in
Speaker 1: the room while he's gone. This pisses her off, though,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I'd be the only one stuck in
Speaker 1: their room and I was trapped in her room for
Speaker 1: years before I got here.
Speaker 2: I do not want to do that.
Speaker 1: He tells her it's his job to take care of
Speaker 1: her and she's got to let him do that. But
Speaker 1: she's like, I do let you do that, but I'm
Speaker 1: not some princess to be locked in a tower, and
Speaker 1: you aren't going to imprison me when you're not here.
Speaker 1: He softens and tells her it's exhausting trying to keep
Speaker 1: her safe in this shitty world, and she's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm such a burden to you.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't do that. Oh she's doing it. Oh she's
Speaker 2: doing it. She's full on.
Speaker 1: He tells her that's not what he meant. She knows it,
Speaker 1: but she's already mad, and she tells him she's not
Speaker 1: going down to the river with him today since she's
Speaker 1: to be locked up like Rapunzel. He just groans and
Speaker 1: stands up to walk toward the door. She calls his name,
Speaker 1: but he walks out anyway.
Speaker 2: Guys work it out their first fight.
Speaker 1: She cries for a little bit and then gets herself
Speaker 1: together to do some yoga, telling herself couples fight, this
Speaker 1: is totally normal and they'll talk it out later. She
Speaker 1: gets out there earlier than normal and starts doing her
Speaker 1: stretches when none other than Sick pops out from behind
Speaker 1: a tree. He tells her that Levi is hurt and
Speaker 1: needs her. She's confused and terrified, so she follows him
Speaker 1: as he leads her to the driveway where her dad's
Speaker 1: truck is parked, and then he punches her square in
Speaker 1: the face.
Speaker 2: Ah. I knew that guy was going to come back around.
Speaker 1: He zip ties her arms, gags her, and starts to
Speaker 1: drag her toward the truck, but then the shock wears
Speaker 1: off and she starts fighting back. He punches her in
Speaker 1: the stomach this time, and then zip ties her feet
Speaker 1: and throws her in anyway, she's freaking out as Sick
Speaker 1: starts driving them about how Levi is down at the
Speaker 1: river and he's going to come back and thinks she
Speaker 1: took her dad's truck and left because of their fight.
Speaker 1: She gets the gag out of her mouth and asks
Speaker 1: Sick why he's doing this. He tells her nobody actually
Speaker 1: likes him here and he'll bring her up north to
Speaker 1: a gang of guys he's been talking to. These guys
Speaker 1: actually take what they want, and Levi won't be able
Speaker 1: to get to them. And that's a gang of ruffians
Speaker 1: that Levi was talking about earlier that might cause problems. No,
Speaker 1: he says, Levi's been acting like he's king of the
Speaker 1: castle ever since Haley got here, and Sick wants him
Speaker 1: knocked down a few pegs. Then he tells her that
Speaker 1: before they get to the guys up north, he's planning
Speaker 1: on having a little fun with her to see what
Speaker 1: all the fuss is about, And now Haley feels like
Speaker 1: she's gonna vomit. She knows there's no way Levi will
Speaker 1: find her in time, and she's gonna have to save herself.
Speaker 1: She uses her superior yoga flexibility and she wriggles herself
Speaker 1: into a position to bring her feet down hard, which
Speaker 1: causes him to lose control of the truck and crash
Speaker 1: into a ditch. She does her best to brace herself
Speaker 1: for the impact, but she hits her head hard and
Speaker 1: everything goes dark. The next thing she hears is Levi
Speaker 1: begging her to wake up. He picks her up and
Speaker 1: gets her out of the total truck, and she feels
Speaker 1: nothing but pain.
Speaker 4: It's all right, You're gonna be all right. I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
Speaker 4: I never should have left you that way. All I
Speaker 4: wanted was to be a good man for you, and
Speaker 4: I acted like a shitty one instead. I'm so fucking sorry.
Speaker 4: But you don't get to die. I'm not gonna let
Speaker 4: it happen. I'm not living in this goddamn world without you, Pookies.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: She manages to say his name, and he tells her
Speaker 1: he's so sorry as he checks her body over for injuries.
Speaker 1: She tells him he's not shitty and she's sorry for
Speaker 1: this morning, and he says he's sorry too. She reorients
Speaker 1: herself and tells him she thinks she just got bruised up,
Speaker 1: and the only real injury she thinks she has is
Speaker 1: the one on her head. The truck is still in
Speaker 1: the ditch and she can see Sick dead in the
Speaker 1: driver's seat. He's super bloody, and she doesn't know if
Speaker 1: the crash killed him or if Levi did. Either way
Speaker 1: she doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah bye, you won't be missed.
Speaker 1: She asks Levi to get him out of her dad's truck.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want his nasty blood all over it. Levi
Speaker 1: walks over and throws the body into some weeds like
Speaker 1: a pile of trash. He tells her he thinks the
Speaker 1: guys can probably fix it back up to be drivable.
Speaker 1: Then he breaks and collapses on the ground, telling her
Speaker 1: how he was so scared when he first found her missing,
Speaker 1: thinking it was too late and that she was dead.
Speaker 1: He didn't even get halfway to the river this morning
Speaker 1: before he turned around to go back and apologize to her,
Speaker 1: and he realized she was gone. He tells her that
Speaker 1: her freedom and happiness is more important than his comfort,
Speaker 1: and he's not going to lock her away just to
Speaker 1: keep himself comfortable. She throws herself into his arms, and
Speaker 1: he tells her he's going to keep her happy and
Speaker 1: give her everything she wants, no matter how hard it is.
Speaker 1: He'll do that for the rest of his life if
Speaker 1: she'll have him, and she says, yes, of course, I'll
Speaker 1: have you. They hop up on his motorcycle and head home.
Speaker 4: He turns his head over one shoulder to show me
Speaker 4: I'm going to be smiling the rest of my life.
Speaker 4: Never thought you could ever love me for real? I
Speaker 4: make a squeaking sound. Hey, I never said I love you,
Speaker 4: didn't you? I thought you did, asshole, I mutter without
Speaker 4: any heat. I'm still grinning as much as he is.
Speaker 4: He laughs uninhibitedly. I love you, sweetheart. Good I sniff.
Speaker 4: I love you too.
Speaker 3: Uhank you can you imagine like getting into a horrible
Speaker 3: car crash where you like literally pass out from hitting
Speaker 3: your head so hard and then having to get on
Speaker 3: the back of a motorcycle and hold on to someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those roads aren't smooth either.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your brain's probably just raddling round.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They get back to the base and literally everyone is
Speaker 1: outside waiting for them. Becca runs up and hugs Haley,
Speaker 1: relieved that she's safe and alive. Everyone is praising Levi
Speaker 1: forgetting there in time, but Levi's like, nope, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Haley saved herself and I suggest nobody else fuck with her.
Speaker 1: He's so proud of his girl, and Hailey's proud of
Speaker 1: herself too. Some of the guys go get the truck
Speaker 1: and bring it back to be repaired. Levi and Haley
Speaker 1: grab their lunch to go eat up in their room.
Speaker 1: He's staring at her super intensely, and she's like, are
Speaker 1: you trying to fuck right now? And he's like, I
Speaker 1: Am absolutely not thinking about fucking right now.
Speaker 2: What the fuck you're concussed?
Speaker 1: She asks if he's still upset, and he says, yes,
Speaker 1: I am. I almost lost you. And he's so sorry
Speaker 1: for leaving this morning the way he did. He'll never
Speaker 1: do it again. She just smiles and says, okay, good,
Speaker 1: it's all done and over with. Then he asks her
Speaker 1: again if she's sure about staying here with him, and
Speaker 1: offers to find her her own farm in Kentucky, where
Speaker 1: she doesn't even need a man to survive. But she's like, no,
Speaker 1: I love you and I wouldn't change anything about what
Speaker 1: we have, And he tells her for the rest of time,
Speaker 1: he's always going to choose her above everything else. Then
Speaker 1: he tells her she wild morning, go ahead and take
Speaker 1: a nap. Matter of fact, he'll nap with her because
Speaker 1: he's pretty tired himself.
Speaker 2: He does not give a fuck about any possible concussions.
Speaker 4: He's like, let's both fall asleep, right, Yeah, Yeah, you're
Speaker 4: gonna die, girl, Why.
Speaker 2: Don't you sleep off that gash on your head? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Three months pass and Haley and Levi go to the
Speaker 1: river every single morning together. It's fall now and they're
Speaker 1: sitting on a rock together. She reaches into his pocket
Speaker 1: and pulls out an apple. They've been visiting the orchard regularly,
Speaker 1: tending to the trees, and yesterday they finally found some
Speaker 1: fruit growing. I know this world is a shitty place
Speaker 1: and it doesn't seem to be getting better anytime soon,
Speaker 1: but we haven't lost everything, and we have so much
Speaker 1: more than we had six months ago. I really think
Speaker 1: we're going to have even more next year, and then
Speaker 1: the year after, and then the year after that. One day,
Speaker 1: those trees are all going to be blooming again. The
Speaker 1: whole world will be blooming. So this apple is hope.
Speaker 4: His mouth twists, he swallows hard, then he lifts the
Speaker 4: apple to his mouth and takes a bite.
Speaker 2: Cue. Yeah, but it's sweet.
Speaker 1: Six months they've successfully taken out the punks up north,
Speaker 1: and now things feel peaceful. Haley has a mirror propped
Speaker 1: up against her dad's truck and she looks at herself
Speaker 1: as Becca helps her put on her tree necklace, and
Speaker 1: Haley looks herself over. She's got her hair and makeup done.
Speaker 1: Becca did her nails, and she's wearing a boho style
Speaker 1: cream dress that she bought before impact. She grabs her
Speaker 1: bouquet of wildflowers and Hawk walks her down the aisle
Speaker 1: to Levi, who's wearing a suit and staring at her
Speaker 1: with nothing but love in his eyes, and they get
Speaker 1: married in his family's apple orchard.
Speaker 2: The end, Oh that is so sweet.
Speaker 1: I love Yeah, so Riley, how many red pepper emojis
Speaker 1: do you give?
Speaker 2: This one?
Speaker 4: Honestly, I really liked him, and I think I really
Speaker 4: liked the other one.
Speaker 2: We did what was it? Lights out? Last Light, Last Light?
Speaker 2: Lights out's way different. Yeaeah, way different.
Speaker 4: Last light I know, I really like too. I think
Speaker 4: I give this one honestly five.
Speaker 2: It was cute. It was really cute. I love a
Speaker 2: cute book. Claire Kent can Do No Wrong. Well, what
Speaker 2: did you guys think of the book? What did you
Speaker 2: rate it?
Speaker 5: I thought it was cutee I gave it a three.
Speaker 5: Not because I didn't like it. I just wasn't like
Speaker 5: invested in the characters that much.
Speaker 2: Not okay, okay, I gave it a four. I thought
Speaker 2: it was cute.
Speaker 3: I love that there was no third act breakup because
Speaker 3: I thought that was gonna happen for sure when they
Speaker 3: got in a fight and I was really mad for
Speaker 3: a second, but then he came back.
Speaker 2: And was like I love you, and I was like, cute. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was just a third act fight. It was just
Speaker 2: really short too. It was really short. It's like one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty pages. Yeah, it was just a short, cute,
Speaker 2: sweet book. Like I'll tell everyone about it. I still
Speaker 2: recommend it to everyone.
Speaker 1: Yes, all of her books are super short too.
Speaker 2: Oh love that.
Speaker 1: I gave it a four. I really liked it. I
Speaker 1: really liked LEVI. Yeah, and I just love Claire Kent.
Speaker 1: So four stars for me. Nothing will top Last Light
Speaker 1: in my mind. But no ah, last night was so good. Well,
Speaker 1: next week we're telling Riley all about Father Forgive Me
Speaker 1: by Jessa Riot, and we're gonna have her look at
Speaker 1: the cover and give us her best guess on what
Speaker 1: it might be about. Okay, So there's some blood splatter
Speaker 1: on it and like necklace with a cross on it,
Speaker 1: and it says warning extreme graphic content, and then it
Speaker 1: also says simply erotic extreme horror novella. Ooh, I do
Speaker 1: love when we do like horror. Is this like actual horror?
Speaker 2: It very much gave me suck Mommy's piss flaps.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's like one of my favorite books ever. So
Speaker 4: I think because there's a cross on the cover, Father
Speaker 4: Forgive Me, I think it's gonna be a slutty girl
Speaker 4: and she is going into the church.
Speaker 2: First of all, she's a freak. I don't know.
Speaker 4: She like sleeps with people and maybe like stabs them,
Speaker 4: kills them, or just hurts them.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just feel that. And then she like finds this
Speaker 4: priesty guy and he's conflicted with his own like emotional
Speaker 4: he's no warfare in his mind because he wants to
Speaker 4: give in to this temptation.
Speaker 2: But you know he mustn't. God's his only temptation that
Speaker 2: might be offensive. I don't know this book is going
Speaker 2: to be offensive. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then he meets this girl, Like I said, temptation,
Speaker 4: they hit it off, she kills them in the church.
Speaker 2: Wow, how did I do?
Speaker 1: There was like some things that you got pretty right, Okay,
Speaker 1: some things that you didn't get pretty right.
Speaker 2: Okay, bits and pieces. I'll take it. Yeah, we'll find
Speaker 2: out next week, Yes we will. All right.
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