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<v Speaker 4>And this first story comes from Zoe Kravitz Underscore.

<v Speaker 2>Hey Zoe, here.

<v Speaker 4>You go, and the title is me and Zoe Kravitz

<v Speaker 4>making love while Jason Momoa pounds my asshole.

<v Speaker 3>All right, so.

<v Speaker 4>I said to Zoe. I love the way she can

<v Speaker 4>completely distract me from what I'm doing. Within the splits

<v Speaker 4>of a second. Oh, before I know what has happened,

<v Speaker 4>I somehow find myself out of bed and putting on

<v Speaker 4>a little show for you. I don't really know what

<v Speaker 4>I'm doing, but I can see you're enjoying it. I

<v Speaker 4>just imagine all of the things you are going to

<v Speaker 4>do to me once I lay myself back down beside you.

<v Speaker 4>It gives me confidence somehow I want you to hold

<v Speaker 4>my body clothes and fill your mouth on my skin

<v Speaker 4>to make me gasp and swoon. One look from you

<v Speaker 4>takes away all my doubts and hang ups and lets

<v Speaker 4>me just be me. You look gorgeous standing before me

<v Speaker 4>head to toe, your face clear and rosy cheeked. Your

<v Speaker 4>plump lips, firm breasts, and slim body all make me

<v Speaker 4>crazy for you as a watch. You look upon me

<v Speaker 4>lovingly as you run your fingertips up your thighs and

<v Speaker 4>then slide your hands up across your stomach, pulling your

<v Speaker 4>top with them and lifting it over your head. Your

<v Speaker 4>breast bounce playfully as they are released from the fabric.

<v Speaker 4>Your long dark hair is now draped down over your

<v Speaker 4>shoulders and onto your chest, partially concealing your hard pink nipples.

<v Speaker 4>You look incredible, I exclaim, So finally I later gain

<v Speaker 4>the heart of the girl after I let her know

<v Speaker 4>how I love her. Okay, what's happening? I don't know

<v Speaker 4>who's telling the story. Zoe Kravitz, No, because the next

<v Speaker 4>line says, so one day Zoe Kravitz and.

<v Speaker 2>I, oh, they're both Zoe Kraviats. Who is this? I

<v Speaker 2>don't know?

<v Speaker 4>So one day, Zoe Kravitz and I were inside my

<v Speaker 4>room at ten pm. It was now after midnight? Was

<v Speaker 4>a ten pm or after midnight? Uh?

<v Speaker 2>I have no idea, I don't know.

<v Speaker 4>We talked for two more hours. At around two am,

<v Speaker 4>Zoe Kravitz got up and went to the bathroom for

<v Speaker 4>a showered depression. Are you gonna say her full legal name?

<v Speaker 4>While she was in the shower, I came to her.

<v Speaker 4>My cock was semi hard as I moved in and

<v Speaker 4>placed the tip of my penis on Zoe's soft lips.

<v Speaker 3>She took me into her mouth.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jason, Momo is gonna kick your ass?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Where is he?

<v Speaker 4>I put a hand behind her head and started to

<v Speaker 4>slide my hardening cock down her throat slowly but firmly.

<v Speaker 4>She massaged my balls while I pumped my now hard

<v Speaker 4>cock in to her throat with a steady rhythm. I

<v Speaker 4>held Zoe's head firm and plunged into her throat and

<v Speaker 4>held still while I pumped my load directly into the.

<v Speaker 2>Throat, into the throat, into the throat.

<v Speaker 3>Back in bed.

<v Speaker 4>I was pulling out my soft cock when she came

<v Speaker 4>back into the room and announced she was ready for

<v Speaker 4>one big finale. I licked up the dribble of cum

<v Speaker 4>on her lips and stood up to embrace her.

<v Speaker 2>I think this guy might really like Zoe Kravitz.

<v Speaker 4>He loves her, Zoe, watch out, so during the time

<v Speaker 4>I'm having sex with her licking her clitteress, a friend

<v Speaker 4>of Zoe's bumped inside inside. A friend of Zoe's bumped

<v Speaker 4>inside into the room.

<v Speaker 3>That's what it says. His name is Jason Momoa. He approached.

<v Speaker 3>You know Jason.

<v Speaker 2>Have you heard of him?

<v Speaker 4>He approached, reached down under her skirt to tug her

<v Speaker 4>knickers down, before pulling her skirt up to above her

<v Speaker 4>waist and spreading her legs and labia open with his fingers.

<v Speaker 4>I stood up, adjusted my trapped and then knelt between

<v Speaker 4>her legs together with Jason. I'm reading it how it

<v Speaker 4>says you've no idea how much what you are about

<v Speaker 4>to moan to us what Jason Momoa said confidently with the.

<v Speaker 3>Voice of zeus.

<v Speaker 4>I'd be happy to do the same for you afterwards,

<v Speaker 4>said Zoey. I lowered my head, pausing just before my

<v Speaker 4>lips met hers. I felt her gentle pressure on the

<v Speaker 4>back of my head, urging me to touch her. I

<v Speaker 4>flicked my tongue out, gently touching her atter lips. She

<v Speaker 4>gave a deep sigh of satisfaction. Oh yes, she murmured. Jason, Momoa,

<v Speaker 4>you really don't know what you're missing by refusing to

<v Speaker 4>do what my true love is doing for me. I

<v Speaker 4>already feel the urge to be penetrated, and I am

<v Speaker 4>sure I am much better. Fuck after a few orgasms

<v Speaker 4>delivered by tongue and lips.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, yeah girl, she.

<v Speaker 4>Sighed again, as I began to run my tongue around

<v Speaker 4>and into her fold, sliding it as deep into her

<v Speaker 4>entrance as I could, and moving it in and out rapidly.

<v Speaker 4>My clit, my clit, murmured by her, Do my clit.

<v Speaker 4>He's licking so good. Jason, Momoa, this is so good.

<v Speaker 4>Get your father sized cock out for me to hold new.

<v Speaker 3>Father sized cock. E.

<v Speaker 4>She groaned almost agonizingly as my tongue caressed her glitterus,

<v Speaker 4>and then flinched when I sucked it into my mouth.

<v Speaker 4>Oh my goodness, she cried. I'm going to come, baby,

<v Speaker 4>don't stop what you were doing. Afterwards, I'll come again,

<v Speaker 4>very quickly, maybe twice.

<v Speaker 2>Fuck.

<v Speaker 4>She grasped my head as her orgasm broke and held

<v Speaker 4>it tight to her as wave after wave of pure

<v Speaker 4>pleasure washed through her. As Zoe predicted, she came again

<v Speaker 4>and then again. When she recovered some of her composure

<v Speaker 4>and was laying spread eagled, she called upon me to

<v Speaker 4>fuck her. No, I said, I think Jason Momoa should

<v Speaker 4>fuck you after I gave you such a good time.

<v Speaker 4>Come on, get your dick out, hang on. She said

<v Speaker 4>that wasn't part of the deal. Rediscussed the plan. No

<v Speaker 4>hard feelings, Jason, but I really don't fancy you that much.

<v Speaker 3>Go ahead.

<v Speaker 2>Jason is Jason Momoa her ex boyfriend. Did he date

<v Speaker 2>Zoey Kravitz?

<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

<v Speaker 4>I think that was another girl that looked like her.

<v Speaker 3>Look it up, look it up, look it up.

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna look it up. Oh shit, Oh no, oh no.

<v Speaker 2>He was married to her mom. He was her stepdad.

<v Speaker 4>Ah, all right, the person who wrote this you're a

<v Speaker 4>weird buck.

<v Speaker 3>All right, Well that settles that.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, go ahead, Jason, I said, give her a good

<v Speaker 4>seeing too. I'm happy with sloppy seconds. You already fucked

<v Speaker 4>her and ate her. Clint or you didn't need it,

<v Speaker 4>but he sucked on it.

<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe he's going back for more.

<v Speaker 4>As he tried to release his cock, she slammed her

<v Speaker 4>legs closed. Jason, Momoa, I really don't want you to

<v Speaker 4>fuck me, she said, please, love you do it?

<v Speaker 3>Stop him?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get out of here. I pushed away Jason and

<v Speaker 4>took my hard, average sized cock and penetrated her vaginal opening.

<v Speaker 4>As the very tip of my penis entered, she screamed

<v Speaker 4>of pleasure. Yes, daddy, pound me, baby, more, more and more.

<v Speaker 4>As I was giving her the fucking of a lifetime,

<v Speaker 4>Jason came up behind me. I asked him what he

<v Speaker 4>was doing, and he shushed me, don't ask too many questions, son.

<v Speaker 2>Ew oh god, yeah.

<v Speaker 4>I felt his huge biceps around my neck, and as

<v Speaker 4>I continued to pound the love of my life, I

<v Speaker 4>could feel his rough, manly fingers massaging my anus. I

<v Speaker 4>wanted to fight him off, but it just felt so

<v Speaker 4>fucking good. In a moment of weakness, I let him

<v Speaker 4>enter my rectum with his huge, veiny member. My eyeballs

<v Speaker 4>were inside out as I was receiving and giving the

<v Speaker 4>greatest pleasure known to man.

<v Speaker 2>No lube. His eyes rolled inside out.

<v Speaker 4>I don't know, uh, like you know when people like

<v Speaker 4>my eyes rolled to the back of my head.

<v Speaker 3>Maybe like that.

<v Speaker 4>Zoe was screaming, I was screaming, and we were closer

<v Speaker 4>than we'd ever been before. Jason kept pounding me, and

<v Speaker 4>in the most beautiful way, the rhythms of our pounding matched.

<v Speaker 4>We were connected tantrically in a way I never knew

<v Speaker 4>as possible. The three of us connected spiritually and physically,

<v Speaker 4>and only the gods.

<v Speaker 3>Were in our way.

<v Speaker 4>We were no longer mortals, We were godlike creatures in

<v Speaker 4>the midst of our lusts and desires. After two hours

<v Speaker 4>of straight fucking the whole three per party climax simultaneously

<v Speaker 4>two hours.

<v Speaker 2>Wow, is it like six in the morning now?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jesus.

<v Speaker 4>I could feel the warmth of Jason Seaman dripping out

<v Speaker 4>of my asshole as I felt Zoe's pussy being filled

<v Speaker 4>up with my one leader load. Oh my God, oh God,

<v Speaker 4>hypersperm ya.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Jason removed his cock as he was still coming and

<v Speaker 4>sprayed the white goo all over me Zoe in the room.

<v Speaker 4>I licked off the cum from his huge dick while

<v Speaker 4>I love Zoe drank Jason's cum straight out my rectum

<v Speaker 4>truffle water.

<v Speaker 2>Eh, that's her stepdad.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's probably been in your mom's but probably These

<v Speaker 4>summer nights are so special to me. I want to

<v Speaker 4>spend them all with you, my love, Zoe the stars

<v Speaker 4>in the moon. I will always protect and love you,

<v Speaker 4>even if we can ever be with each other. And

<v Speaker 4>that's okay. Knowing that your spirits are within me is

<v Speaker 4>good enough for me the end.

<v Speaker 3>Let me see these comments.

<v Speaker 2>They're not good. One tells him to seek professional help.

<v Speaker 4>Ah wow, somebody said, get your father sized cock out.

<v Speaker 3>Of me to hold.

<v Speaker 4>Uh all right, thank you Zoe Kravitz and Jason Momoa, Yeah,

<v Speaker 4>thank you.

<v Speaker 2>And this next one comes from Bully Underscore Cutie, and

<v Speaker 2>it's called the woman in the black dress baby face emoji.

<v Speaker 2>Oh no, a woman with a black dress touched my ankle.

<v Speaker 2>She said to me in a stern voice, I want

<v Speaker 2>to have your babies. I frozen shock of such a

<v Speaker 2>disturbing yet sensual remark. I told this fine young chick.

<v Speaker 2>Mm yeah, I want to fuck your brains out with

<v Speaker 2>a big metal spoon.

<v Speaker 3>What what's happening?

<v Speaker 2>She looks all around to see no one was watching.

<v Speaker 2>She stood up nice and tall with a completely new expression.

<v Speaker 2>She bit her lip and had this twinkle in her

<v Speaker 2>eyes that reminded me of missus potato Head from Toy

<v Speaker 2>Story two.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's happening?

<v Speaker 2>I don't know. She leaned down and pulled my chin

<v Speaker 2>up to stare her in the eyes, and she whispered,

<v Speaker 2>I only take battered gooey spoons in your ass. I

<v Speaker 2>responded breathlessly that, she growled softly, was obvious. I felt

<v Speaker 2>hot and slightly nervous. I looked all around us to

<v Speaker 2>make sure we were alone, and I whispered softly in

<v Speaker 2>her ear. Do you want to hear a secret? She

<v Speaker 2>responded quickly, while tugging down the ends of her dress.

<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm. I leaned in closer and nibbled softly on

<v Speaker 2>her ear lobe, and, still whispering, said, I am baby,

<v Speaker 2>baby girl. So why don't we cut straight to it

<v Speaker 2>and fuck like little babies and make a couple while

<v Speaker 2>where sh she interrupted? She quickly grabbed my hand and

<v Speaker 2>pulled me toward the street. Yeah, what is happening?

<v Speaker 3>I would run away.

<v Speaker 2>She slammed me into a nearby telephone booth and hiked

<v Speaker 2>up her dress as I fumbled with my belt. No

<v Speaker 2>private me, she moaned softly, as she pressed against me

<v Speaker 2>and proceeded to grind passionately on my loosened belt buckle.

<v Speaker 2>Somehow her movements tugged hard enough to pull my trousers

<v Speaker 2>right off, and I knew I couldn't hold back any longer.

<v Speaker 2>I immediately, without any hesitation, dove down to her ankles

<v Speaker 2>and in raw passion, said it's baby time. She couldn't

<v Speaker 2>control herself, and without any thinking pulled me right up

<v Speaker 2>to my feet and shoved a big metal spoon right

<v Speaker 2>up my ass without any form of lubrication.

<v Speaker 4>So you guys were being serious about that? Yeah, I

<v Speaker 4>guess I thought that was a joke. Nope, they were

<v Speaker 4>meant to meet.

<v Speaker 3>They were meant to meet this time.

<v Speaker 2>I yelled at the top of my lungs and begged

<v Speaker 2>her to pull it out, but it was too late.

<v Speaker 2>She continued to keep shoving the spoon so deeply inside

<v Speaker 2>of me and pull it back to the end of

<v Speaker 2>my asshole, but never so much that it was pulled

<v Speaker 2>out of me. She relentlessly penetrated my anus as it

<v Speaker 2>was bleeding and dripped endlessly down my legs.

<v Speaker 3>What is it?

<v Speaker 2>It took me about thirty seconds to gradually get used

<v Speaker 2>to it. Okay, you're bleeding and it only took you

<v Speaker 2>thirty seconds.

<v Speaker 4>To get used to Yeah, why are you even whiny

<v Speaker 4>about it? Thirty seconds is nothing.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the sensation, the lack of control, all of it.

<v Speaker 2>I felt like a newborn babe once again at last,

<v Speaker 2>and I started to cry, but not with fear, but

<v Speaker 2>with pleasure. The feeling of ecstasy overwhelmed my entire being.

<v Speaker 2>Then in me, she stopped. I collapsed to the ground

<v Speaker 2>in fetal position, moaning softly. She looked down at me

<v Speaker 2>and said hesitantly, I wish I was a baby too.

<v Speaker 2>She then curls down on the ground with me and

<v Speaker 2>whispers to me, please, please, please me. So I said,

<v Speaker 2>in the most a rousing baby voice, googo gaga, wittle girl,

<v Speaker 2>you have destroyed my idybity anus and you deserve punishment.

<v Speaker 2>That's so gross. I Riley sent this.

<v Speaker 3>I didn't know.

<v Speaker 4>I didn't even notice it was a baby emoji. Okay,

<v Speaker 4>you know what, I don't even want to hear about it.

<v Speaker 4>You make me read some of the most fucked up

<v Speaker 4>things ever.

<v Speaker 2>That's true. So she looked hard at me and gave

<v Speaker 2>me a gentle, yet still passionate nod. This was it.

<v Speaker 2>It was time to take control. I was a little scared,

<v Speaker 2>but mostly excited, so I shook my head quickly to

<v Speaker 2>psych myself into it. Yes, I said to myself, it

<v Speaker 2>is time to take control. I grabbed my blood stained

<v Speaker 2>cock and pulled up her dress. It was paradise to behold.

<v Speaker 3>This is a horror.

<v Speaker 2>I then went inside without hesitation. Was soaking wet and

<v Speaker 2>reminded me of the good old days in the womb.

<v Speaker 3>The fuck.

<v Speaker 2>I then lost control and blacked out. I woke to

<v Speaker 2>see her staring right at me, and she said to

<v Speaker 2>me Meliki. And then some odd looking platypusses came by,

<v Speaker 2>singing cheerily, ooh, blood stained babies. U la la u

<v Speaker 2>la la ulla la. Bloodstained babies. Turned me when they

<v Speaker 2>are making babies? What hey? Years of pass And like magic,

<v Speaker 2>she appeared in front of me. Her tits were so

<v Speaker 2>sweaty and covered in baby formula. My god, I just

<v Speaker 2>couldn't resist. Perhaps it was the stench of her milky

<v Speaker 2>titties or the memory of our baby play love. This time,

<v Speaker 2>there is no holding back. I commenced my wittle baby

<v Speaker 2>ritual of stripping completely in the nude on all fours.

<v Speaker 2>Then I looked up at her devilish pussy glaring at

<v Speaker 2>me as she was nude.

<v Speaker 3>As well.

<v Speaker 2>As I glazed into her satanic red flower, I heard

<v Speaker 2>the cry of the plata pie echoing behind me, swelling

<v Speaker 2>to a crescendo. At the sound of the scream, I

<v Speaker 2>orgasmed hard, my com creamy as the milk, her tits

<v Speaker 2>spring down my legs, wetting myself like the dirty widow baby.

<v Speaker 2>I am free at last the end. Who are the platypuses?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Why are they here?

<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

<v Speaker 3>Why are they talking?

<v Speaker 2>I have no idea. These comments are just like, what

<v Speaker 2>the fuck is this?

<v Speaker 3>I know? Yeah, what the fuck?

<v Speaker 1>Yack?

<v Speaker 2>Sorry guys, Riley, don't send this again.

<v Speaker 3>I just want you guys to know we don't read

<v Speaker 3>these ahead of time. We just look at the titles.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's true.

<v Speaker 4>And this next one comes from sex Cells six seven,

<v Speaker 4>eight nine and the title is Quint Gallendick and Lorraine

<v Speaker 4>Boubert get action in the movie theater. I could not

<v Speaker 4>believe my luck. Looking down from my seat at the

<v Speaker 4>premiere of the new movie Juicing the Beetle, I saw

<v Speaker 4>who I thought was Quint Galandick himself. After a minute

<v Speaker 4>of watching, I was sure of it. His fame in

<v Speaker 4>the culinary industry was only growing with the launch of

<v Speaker 4>his new show, Dick and the Hoog That sounds nasty.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>I had first noticed him because of his date, a

<v Speaker 4>knockout blonde with a set of absolutely enormous cans. She

<v Speaker 4>looked really familiar as well, but I could not place

<v Speaker 4>her face until she leaned over and kissed quit on

<v Speaker 4>the mouth.

<v Speaker 3>Then it hit me.

<v Speaker 4>She was the Lorrain Boobert, a popular porn star from

<v Speaker 4>a few years ago. From what I could see, she

<v Speaker 4>still hadn't good for her. She was most known for

<v Speaker 4>her titty fuck videos, and the story was that her

<v Speaker 4>tits were all natural, good for you, big natural titties.

<v Speaker 4>By now, I had lost all interest in the movie

<v Speaker 4>and was fully focused on the famous pair. As the

<v Speaker 4>movie wore on, they lost more and more self control.

<v Speaker 4>Their kisses grew longer and more intense. What started as

<v Speaker 4>pecks on the lips quickly turned into open mouthed French kissing.

<v Speaker 4>If I tried to do that with Andrew, he'd be like,

<v Speaker 4>get the fuck off me, I'm trying to watch the movie.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think Zach and I have ever made

<v Speaker 2>out in a movie theater. Yeah, but in high school,

<v Speaker 2>I'd get nasty in the movies.

<v Speaker 3>Nasty slut.

<v Speaker 4>Soon Quint started feeling up Lorrain's majestic boobs right there

<v Speaker 4>in the movie theater. Her top was low cut, and

<v Speaker 4>it tightly conformed to the shape of her breast, leaving

<v Speaker 4>almost nothing to the imagination. He reached over and placed

<v Speaker 4>a hand on one tit, casually resting it there. Her

<v Speaker 4>hand moved over to the top of his thigh to

<v Speaker 4>press into his crotch. He shifted in his seat and

<v Speaker 4>adjusted his pants. He draped an arm over her shoulder

<v Speaker 4>and filled his other hand with one of her boobs.

<v Speaker 4>It was obvious why she had chosen Boobert as her

<v Speaker 4>porn name. Even across the room and underneath her dress,

<v Speaker 4>I was irresistibly drawn to her massive rack. She began

<v Speaker 4>massaging his dick through his pants, using her other hand

<v Speaker 4>to rub the inside of his legs. Both of his

<v Speaker 4>hands were roaming over her tits, now pressing into one

<v Speaker 4>and lifting up the other one in his palm.

<v Speaker 3>He's like, yeah, this is a nice titty.

<v Speaker 2>They don't call her Lorraine Boobert for nothing.

<v Speaker 3>Giggling.

<v Speaker 4>She turned her head to look behind them, while whispering

<v Speaker 4>something in his ear. He silently nodded and leaned over

<v Speaker 4>to planetkiss directly on top of one of her boobs.

<v Speaker 4>She un zipped his fly and pulled his penis out

<v Speaker 4>of his pants. It was partly erect and had drops

<v Speaker 4>of precum on it. Lorraine bent over Quinn's lap and

<v Speaker 4>placed his erect dick in her mouth. He reached over

<v Speaker 4>her ass, and, pulling up her dress, ran his hand

<v Speaker 4>over and down her full ass to her panties. He

<v Speaker 4>pulled them aside and touched his fingers to her pussy lips.

<v Speaker 4>Her body twitched from the touch. Her head began to

<v Speaker 4>slowly bob up and down in his lap as he

<v Speaker 4>ran his fingers through and into her pussy. He leaned

<v Speaker 4>back in his chair and fingered her as she milked

<v Speaker 4>his cock. She reached down between her legs and touched

<v Speaker 4>her clit, lifting one knee up in the air. By now,

<v Speaker 4>the people in the neighboring seats were completely ignoring the

<v Speaker 4>movie and were watching the X rated show right beside them.

<v Speaker 4>They were not saying anything, but her moans were getting

<v Speaker 4>louder and the usher up the aisle started walking down

<v Speaker 4>towards them. I mean, how could you watch the movie

<v Speaker 4>if that was happening right there?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, free show.

<v Speaker 4>My eyes would be glued. And these are celebrities, yeah,

<v Speaker 4>and once the porn stars, so like she knows what

<v Speaker 4>she's doing.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, watch her door thing.

<v Speaker 4>Quinn began rapidly thrusting his fingers in and out of

<v Speaker 4>her vagina, her moones keeping time with his thrusts. He

<v Speaker 4>put it other hand on top of her head and

<v Speaker 4>began pressing down as he lifted his hips up. She

<v Speaker 4>began to gag and moan at the same time, her

<v Speaker 4>sexual needs struggling with her need for air. With one

<v Speaker 4>last long thrust, his whole body tensed as his hips

<v Speaker 4>pressed tightly into her face, his fingers deep inside of her.

<v Speaker 4>Her fingers were flying over her clit as her own

<v Speaker 4>hips bucked in her chair. With one final gargled wail,

<v Speaker 4>she came in a gush of clear liquid, soaking Quinn's

<v Speaker 4>hand in her chair. Just then, the usher walked up

<v Speaker 4>and reached over Lorraine's exposed ass to tap Quin on

<v Speaker 4>the shoulder. As he leaned over to murmur something to him,

<v Speaker 4>Quint pulled his wet finger out of Lorrain's pussy and

<v Speaker 4>held them up to the usher's nose. Why he's like, smell,

<v Speaker 4>smellfle smell.

<v Speaker 2>The Usher's like, let me get away with that, Hey, pull.

<v Speaker 4>Your fingers out of her pussy on to smell it.

<v Speaker 2>I won't tell on you if you let me smell it.

<v Speaker 4>Put that shit right up under my nose. The usher

<v Speaker 4>pulled away from his hand and delicately tapped Lorrain on

<v Speaker 4>her bare shoulder. She pulled her mouth off of Quint's

<v Speaker 4>dick with an audible pop, and looked up at the

<v Speaker 4>usher come drooling from the side of her mouth. She

<v Speaker 4>opened her mouth wide and with a finger cleaned the

<v Speaker 4>drips from her cheek, wiping them over her boobs. Sticking

<v Speaker 4>her tongue out, She put her hands under her boobs

<v Speaker 4>and pressed them together, Enticing the usher with her magnificent body.

<v Speaker 4>He leaned over to whisper something to her. She spread

<v Speaker 4>her legs and pulled her skirt up, showing him her

<v Speaker 4>pussy dripping over her panties. Thusher stood up and gestured

<v Speaker 4>up the aisle towards the door. Quin zipped his fly

<v Speaker 4>and stood up, giving his hand to Lorraine as she arose,

<v Speaker 4>She spread her knees and bent over, lifting her skirt

<v Speaker 4>and adjusting her panties to cover her pussy. Together they

<v Speaker 4>walked out, his hands still over her bare shoulder on

<v Speaker 4>her tit, and her hand squeezing his ass. I can

<v Speaker 4>only imagine what else they were going to do tonight.

<v Speaker 2>Wow, Oh my god.

<v Speaker 3>They're crazy.

<v Speaker 2>They are Wow. What a show for everybody I know.

<v Speaker 3>Good for you, guys.

<v Speaker 2>And this next one comes from deleted whoo and it's

<v Speaker 2>called New York Pleasure Department and the tags are gay

<v Speaker 2>Cops fiction, Gay Cops. Marty Marshmallow had always wondered what

<v Speaker 2>happened when you called nine one one. He'd heard the

<v Speaker 2>cops knocking violently on his fighting neighbor's door before saying

<v Speaker 2>over and over, NYPD, open up. Their strong, confident voices

<v Speaker 2>would ring through the cheap halls. It always made Marty

<v Speaker 2>tingle with excitement inside. When the cops would storm into

<v Speaker 2>the next door apartment. Their entrance would begin with a

<v Speaker 2>series of bangs, yells, and then a silence, broken only

<v Speaker 2>by a chorus of a particular round of moans. Mound, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>what are they doing there? Picking up the phone? Marty

<v Speaker 2>knew this was his chance. Wendy and the kids were

<v Speaker 2>at a cheer event in New Jersey and they wouldn't

<v Speaker 2>be back until the next morning.

<v Speaker 4>Beep, beep, beep.

<v Speaker 2>Marty's beefy fingers pressed the buttons, and without having to wait,

<v Speaker 2>a voice answered and said nine one one, what's your emergency?

<v Speaker 2>Marty froze and all the operator could hear was his

<v Speaker 2>heavy breathing. His fingers became numb with nerves, and he

<v Speaker 2>could feel something often his sweatpants. What did he pissed?

<v Speaker 4>Shit?

<v Speaker 2>Does he have a boner?

<v Speaker 4>I mean yeah, but like also, you already have kids.

<v Speaker 4>If you have a boner, just say you have a boner.

<v Speaker 2>It's just a nine one one operator. It was an

<v Speaker 2>excitement he didn't know he needed, but Marty was still

<v Speaker 2>too afraid to say anything else. He let out a loud,

<v Speaker 2>nervous exhale and hung up. This was too much for

<v Speaker 2>Marty to handle, and he decided he'd laid down. His

<v Speaker 2>body had tensed and turned him into a tightly wound

<v Speaker 2>beef roast, and he knew there was only one way

<v Speaker 2>to relax.

<v Speaker 3>A beef roast.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah. He flung the blankets off the bed and grabbed

<v Speaker 2>the photo of him and his wife from the bedside table.

<v Speaker 2>They had gone skiing and were both smiling. Wendy's cheeks

<v Speaker 2>were red and swollen, but seeing her in her expensive

<v Speaker 2>onesie was too much for Marty. He grabbed his average

<v Speaker 2>sized cock and began to tug, and imagined if Wendy

<v Speaker 2>had a hole in the back of her ski pants,

<v Speaker 2>she would sit on top of his cock in a flat,

<v Speaker 2>tree lined section off the trail while he could feel

<v Speaker 2>her patagonia roughly scrape his naked skin. Marty continued to

<v Speaker 2>tug and tug. His cock was about the size of

<v Speaker 2>an Axey odorant bottle, but had a particularly large head.

<v Speaker 2>Oh he's a chod.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that is stubb little deck.

<v Speaker 2>It was where he focused all his strength, and the

<v Speaker 2>thought of seeing Wendy's bare ass gliding down the mountain,

<v Speaker 2>her blue jumpsuit covering everything but her loose, bouncy cheeks,

<v Speaker 2>made him unable to hold on any longer. Oh, he

<v Speaker 2>loves his wife.

<v Speaker 4>That's cute, But like also, he's wanting cops to come

<v Speaker 4>over here and fuck him.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it hasn't happened yet. We don't know if it's

<v Speaker 2>gonna happen. It's probably gonna happen, but I.

<v Speaker 3>Was gonna say he thinks it's gonna happen.

<v Speaker 2>Closing his eyes, Marty began to rest. His belly button

<v Speaker 2>was full of thick, heavy cum, and he prepared to sleep.

<v Speaker 2>He wanted to stay on that ski slope forever. Ew,

<v Speaker 2>he's just gonna go to sleep with a cummy tummy.

<v Speaker 3>It's gusting. What the fuck?

<v Speaker 4>And I'm just picturing a cum filled hairy belly button.

<v Speaker 2>Nasty. Good night, men are gross. But then he heard

<v Speaker 2>a loud, booming knock. It was not the sound he

<v Speaker 2>was used to. His kids rattled a particular quiet, quick burst,

<v Speaker 2>and Wendy never knocked. She didn't even use the buzzer,

<v Speaker 2>keeping her keys always in her front pocket. NYPD yelled

<v Speaker 2>a voice Marty to panic. The only article of clothing

<v Speaker 2>he had on were the practical present Christmas socks he

<v Speaker 2>got a few weeks ago. Open up. The knocks got

<v Speaker 2>louder and louder. They were booming into Marty's ear, and

<v Speaker 2>he did what he always did, panic and knowing he

<v Speaker 2>couldn't handle hiding any longer, Marty flung out of the

<v Speaker 2>bed in a flash, unlocking the door Marty saw the

<v Speaker 2>two men. They were both tall, clean shaven, and had

<v Speaker 2>neat haircuts. Both of them had defined cheekbones, and one

<v Speaker 2>had brown eyes while the other had green. They were

<v Speaker 2>both covered in thick, heavy coats, but Marty knew they

<v Speaker 2>also had tight stomachs, the kind that's formed from constantly

<v Speaker 2>moving around for eight hours a day while always eating

<v Speaker 2>a foot long subway sandwich for lunch. What okay, Marty began.

<v Speaker 2>He didn't know what to say. He didn't have a

<v Speaker 2>clue why the officers were there. They can trace your call. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>he knew he'd called nine one one, but he didn't

<v Speaker 2>think anyone would show up simply because he'd rang. Marty

<v Speaker 2>figured his call would have been marked down as either

<v Speaker 2>a prank or a mistake, and Node would think anything

<v Speaker 2>of it. We got a report of a domestic disturbance.

<v Speaker 2>Marty was still only sporting socks, but used the door

<v Speaker 2>to block his naked body and his cock. It still

<v Speaker 2>had a few tiny drips left in it, and Marty

<v Speaker 2>could feel it moisten the doorknob. Ew I know, get

<v Speaker 2>your dick off the doorknob, your kids touch that. His

<v Speaker 2>mind was stuck between knowing he'd have to clean it

<v Speaker 2>before Wendy and the kids got home and figuring out

<v Speaker 2>what to do about the cops, they were staring him

<v Speaker 2>up and down, and without realizing it, they pushed the

<v Speaker 2>door open, sending Marty flying.

<v Speaker 3>And he's just in socks.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh Christmas socks.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>His hairy hamstrings and large butt landed on the coffee table.

<v Speaker 2>It sent a pain through Marty as the ikia wood

<v Speaker 2>was sharp. Jesus, Tony, look at what we have here?

<v Speaker 2>The cops shared a laugh. Their voices seemed like they'd

<v Speaker 2>seen it all. Marty assumed they had seen dead children,

<v Speaker 2>beaten wives, burnt bodies, and almost every atrocity you could

<v Speaker 2>think of. It made Marty relax, as he knew a

<v Speaker 2>naked man was one of the more mundane situations they'd

<v Speaker 2>be called in for. I didn't mean to call. Marty

<v Speaker 2>squirted out of his mouth. His tongue had become dry

<v Speaker 2>with anxiety, and when he let out a large, violent

<v Speaker 2>cough to clear his throat, he felt his cock bounce.

<v Speaker 2>Marty didn't know this was possible, and when he looked

<v Speaker 2>down he saw it was even harder than when he

<v Speaker 2>daydreamed about going back to Vermont and being on the

<v Speaker 2>slopes with Wendy.

<v Speaker 4>Marty, I think you have some self reflection.

<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm, he likes this. Marty flung his hand over

<v Speaker 2>his dick, hoping it would go down, But when the

<v Speaker 2>cops broke into heinous laughter, it only made Marty bigger,

<v Speaker 2>and his hands could no longer hold him back. He

<v Speaker 2>became so big it actually pushed into one of the cops,

<v Speaker 2>growing where is this cop?

<v Speaker 3>Where are the cops standing? Isn't he on a coffee table?

<v Speaker 2>Are they standing over him?

<v Speaker 3>What the fuck?

<v Speaker 2>Laughter continued until one cop said to the other, I

<v Speaker 2>guess it's our lucky day. Ooh. The cops smiled at

<v Speaker 2>one another until they both got down on their knees.

<v Speaker 2>Their work boots made Marty's carpet scrunch up and in

<v Speaker 2>perfect unis in, the cops each took a side of

<v Speaker 2>Marty's cock. Their lips were moist and Marty could smell

<v Speaker 2>the cheap coffee on them.

<v Speaker 4>Our lucky day, we get to suck a dick, a

<v Speaker 4>pudgy man's choat.

<v Speaker 2>Lucky day to each They began to slide up and down,

<v Speaker 2>looking like two twins on a lollipop. It was unlike

<v Speaker 2>anything Marty had ever experienced, and one by one they

<v Speaker 2>began to swallow all of Marty. They took him deeper

<v Speaker 2>into their throats, and Marty never wanted them to stop.

<v Speaker 2>But Marty couldn't handle it. He tried with all his

<v Speaker 2>power to hold it in. He even closed his eyes

<v Speaker 2>and thought of his mother in law on the ski slope,

<v Speaker 2>barking at him with her bleached teeth, telling him he

<v Speaker 2>can't go on another run because they had a five

<v Speaker 2>o'clock dinner reservation at an underwhelming and overpriced Italian restaurant

<v Speaker 2>in town. But even his mother in law's terrible New

<v Speaker 2>Jersey accent couldn't hold it back. The splooge flung deep

<v Speaker 2>into one of the CoP's throats, and he saw the

<v Speaker 2>CoP's eyes fly back into his head. He looked like

<v Speaker 2>he'd swallowed a bite of perfectly cooked medium rare steak.

<v Speaker 2>Save me some, the other cops said, and together they

<v Speaker 2>fed each other like baby birds. Ooh, they're spitting it

<v Speaker 2>into each other's mouths. Sperm flew from mouth to mouth,

<v Speaker 2>creating a beautiful thick goo. The cops turned it into

<v Speaker 2>a giant white ball, and they both turned toward Marty

<v Speaker 2>ew time to swallow pal one said. Marty couldn't believe it.

<v Speaker 2>He'd never even been curious as a kid taking a

<v Speaker 2>taste from the inside of his giant baseball socks. Ooh,

<v Speaker 2>your cum socks?

<v Speaker 3>What I uh?

<v Speaker 2>Marty nervously said. He felt repulsed. But suddenly the other

<v Speaker 2>cop pulled out his gun and pointed it at Marty's head.

<v Speaker 3>Swallow it.

<v Speaker 2>He placed the cold barrel on Marty's sweaty forehead and said,

<v Speaker 2>you better take it, buddy, You're never going skiing again.

<v Speaker 4>How'd they know?

<v Speaker 2>Marty leaned forward and took the spitball. Ooh, it tasted

<v Speaker 2>like the ocean, but it made Marty began to grow

<v Speaker 2>once again. His cock was pulsating, and when he switched

<v Speaker 2>it around like mouthwash, Marty had a thought he'd always

<v Speaker 2>imagined getting raped meant they'd bend him over, frisk him down,

<v Speaker 2>squeeze their fingers deep inside to open him up before

<v Speaker 2>making him squeal like a pig. And as he swallowed

<v Speaker 2>the last drops of the warm, thick come, he couldn't

<v Speaker 2>believe he'd been the one doing the pig fucking the end.

<v Speaker 3>Wow, gay cops, Gay cops, what can you say?

<v Speaker 4>And this last one comes from Stuffer seven seven seven.

<v Speaker 4>The title is the team mascot and the tags are

<v Speaker 4>male male male male male male male male male female.

<v Speaker 2>So many males.

<v Speaker 4>Oh God, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. A high school senior team

<v Speaker 4>a gang of brawny, to sesstrom pumped young men heading

<v Speaker 4>new heights for the school in the battlefield of sport.

<v Speaker 4>They are of course supported by the high school senior

<v Speaker 4>cheerleading squad, where the young women of the school cheered

<v Speaker 4>them on. Just as the football team is only the

<v Speaker 4>fittest and best bred young men, the cheerleaders are only

<v Speaker 4>the hottest and most breathable young women. Except it's clear

<v Speaker 4>that over the Christmas break one of the girls has

<v Speaker 4>slipped up a bit on Coach's diet plan. She's now

<v Speaker 4>got a spare tire round her waist, where the other

<v Speaker 4>girls have tight hip dips on which hang lazy thongs

<v Speaker 4>in sports bras. Girl, let your tire fly, baby who cares?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>The cheerleading squad, of course.

<v Speaker 4>Has a well known but unwritten function to form a

<v Speaker 4>motivator and stress relief for the football team. Almost every

<v Speaker 4>guy in the team is going out with a girl

<v Speaker 4>from the squad. It's almost taboo to day outside the.

<v Speaker 3>Tight knit circle.

<v Speaker 4>But now with the cheerleader squad increasingly one woman down

<v Speaker 4>as she fails time and time again to turn up

<v Speaker 4>for practice, the balance is shifted. There is no longer

<v Speaker 4>one girl for every guy. Competition is breeding. The jostling

<v Speaker 4>for the girl's attention is getting in the way of

<v Speaker 4>the boys team spirit, and it's affecting their performance on

<v Speaker 4>the field. The coach sees this and comes up with

<v Speaker 4>an idea. He invites the girl in question for a

<v Speaker 4>talk in his office after yet another practice where she

<v Speaker 4>was out of breath before the other girls had even

<v Speaker 4>finished the warm up. He makes her a deal. She

<v Speaker 4>can stand the team, but she won't have to do

<v Speaker 4>the routines. She can sit on the bench, have an

<v Speaker 4>ice cream and a hot dog, cheering the guys from

<v Speaker 4>the sidelines, even help the girls with their form.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, bitch, He's like, ooh.

<v Speaker 4>Pit, you want some ice cream and you'll hot go

<v Speaker 4>sit down. But of course she has another role too.

<v Speaker 4>She has to get on the pill. The other girls

<v Speaker 4>tay skinny through not just tight diet, but the use

<v Speaker 4>of condoms. When their boyfriends are getting their hole, they

<v Speaker 4>don't get to come inside. This way, they avoid the

<v Speaker 4>famous weight based side effects of the pill and stay trim,

<v Speaker 4>but not this one. So whenever the stress of high

<v Speaker 4>level play gets too much, the whole team is in

<v Speaker 4>an unwritten agreement. No matter who he's dating at the time,

<v Speaker 4>or even who she's dating, he gets to use her

<v Speaker 4>body for a while, and he gets to come wherever

<v Speaker 4>he likes to release the tension. The other girls may

<v Speaker 4>be a little jealous at first, but in truth, it

<v Speaker 4>is the men's performance which matters most.

<v Speaker 3>So it goes.

<v Speaker 4>A beautiful little cum dump grows. Her teammates stay slim

<v Speaker 4>and focused with boyfriends to present to their parents. Nobody

<v Speaker 4>gets pregnant yet. Anyway, the players are better than ever.

<v Speaker 4>Each time they go to score a point, they give

<v Speaker 4>a little wink to their chubby little helpers, sucking away

<v Speaker 4>an extra large soda on the side of the pitch,

<v Speaker 4>her hips now spreading to cover the bench. She's the

<v Speaker 4>team mascot and she's well loved, and doesn't it show

<v Speaker 4>the end?

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Okay, wow, fucked up. I'm going to

<v Speaker 2>pretend like they're all adults over the age of eighteen.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'll start there.

<v Speaker 2>All she did was gained like fifteen pounds.

<v Speaker 4>And they're like fast, porky.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they're like everyone gets to fuck you and

<v Speaker 2>you get to take the pill and fuck up your

<v Speaker 2>hormones and you're gonna take the come wherever it lands.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but she's still on the team.

<v Speaker 4>So is she can still say she's a cheerleader. No, yeah,

<v Speaker 4>one hundred fucked up. Instead of being like, hey, let's

<v Speaker 4>go on a few extra runs, let's tighten up our diet,

<v Speaker 4>they're like, here, fatty, eat some more food and make

<v Speaker 4>sure your legs are fucking open.

<v Speaker 3>Fat bitch.

<v Speaker 2>Poor girl.

<v Speaker 4>I'm sure she's loving it. Yeah, she gets to eat

<v Speaker 4>whatever she wants.

<v Speaker 2>She does well. We hope you liked this episode.

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