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Speaker 4: And this first story comes from Zoe Kravitz Underscore.
Speaker 2: Hey Zoe, here.
Speaker 4: You go, and the title is me and Zoe Kravitz
Speaker 4: making love while Jason Momoa pounds my asshole.
Speaker 3: All right, so.
Speaker 4: I said to Zoe. I love the way she can
Speaker 4: completely distract me from what I'm doing. Within the splits
Speaker 4: of a second. Oh, before I know what has happened,
Speaker 4: I somehow find myself out of bed and putting on
Speaker 4: a little show for you. I don't really know what
Speaker 4: I'm doing, but I can see you're enjoying it. I
Speaker 4: just imagine all of the things you are going to
Speaker 4: do to me once I lay myself back down beside you.
Speaker 4: It gives me confidence somehow I want you to hold
Speaker 4: my body clothes and fill your mouth on my skin
Speaker 4: to make me gasp and swoon. One look from you
Speaker 4: takes away all my doubts and hang ups and lets
Speaker 4: me just be me. You look gorgeous standing before me
Speaker 4: head to toe, your face clear and rosy cheeked. Your
Speaker 4: plump lips, firm breasts, and slim body all make me
Speaker 4: crazy for you as a watch. You look upon me
Speaker 4: lovingly as you run your fingertips up your thighs and
Speaker 4: then slide your hands up across your stomach, pulling your
Speaker 4: top with them and lifting it over your head. Your
Speaker 4: breast bounce playfully as they are released from the fabric.
Speaker 4: Your long dark hair is now draped down over your
Speaker 4: shoulders and onto your chest, partially concealing your hard pink nipples.
Speaker 4: You look incredible, I exclaim, So finally I later gain
Speaker 4: the heart of the girl after I let her know
Speaker 4: how I love her. Okay, what's happening? I don't know
Speaker 4: who's telling the story. Zoe Kravitz, No, because the next
Speaker 4: line says, so one day Zoe Kravitz and.
Speaker 2: I, oh, they're both Zoe Kraviats. Who is this? I
Speaker 2: don't know?
Speaker 4: So one day, Zoe Kravitz and I were inside my
Speaker 4: room at ten pm. It was now after midnight? Was
Speaker 4: a ten pm or after midnight? Uh?
Speaker 2: I have no idea, I don't know.
Speaker 4: We talked for two more hours. At around two am,
Speaker 4: Zoe Kravitz got up and went to the bathroom for
Speaker 4: a showered depression. Are you gonna say her full legal name?
Speaker 4: While she was in the shower, I came to her.
Speaker 4: My cock was semi hard as I moved in and
Speaker 4: placed the tip of my penis on Zoe's soft lips.
Speaker 3: She took me into her mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jason, Momo is gonna kick your ass?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Where is he?
Speaker 4: I put a hand behind her head and started to
Speaker 4: slide my hardening cock down her throat slowly but firmly.
Speaker 4: She massaged my balls while I pumped my now hard
Speaker 4: cock in to her throat with a steady rhythm. I
Speaker 4: held Zoe's head firm and plunged into her throat and
Speaker 4: held still while I pumped my load directly into the.
Speaker 2: Throat, into the throat, into the throat.
Speaker 3: Back in bed.
Speaker 4: I was pulling out my soft cock when she came
Speaker 4: back into the room and announced she was ready for
Speaker 4: one big finale. I licked up the dribble of cum
Speaker 4: on her lips and stood up to embrace her.
Speaker 2: I think this guy might really like Zoe Kravitz.
Speaker 4: He loves her, Zoe, watch out, so during the time
Speaker 4: I'm having sex with her licking her clitteress, a friend
Speaker 4: of Zoe's bumped inside inside. A friend of Zoe's bumped
Speaker 4: inside into the room.
Speaker 3: That's what it says. His name is Jason Momoa. He approached.
Speaker 3: You know Jason.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of him?
Speaker 4: He approached, reached down under her skirt to tug her
Speaker 4: knickers down, before pulling her skirt up to above her
Speaker 4: waist and spreading her legs and labia open with his fingers.
Speaker 4: I stood up, adjusted my trapped and then knelt between
Speaker 4: her legs together with Jason. I'm reading it how it
Speaker 4: says you've no idea how much what you are about
Speaker 4: to moan to us what Jason Momoa said confidently with the.
Speaker 3: Voice of zeus.
Speaker 4: I'd be happy to do the same for you afterwards,
Speaker 4: said Zoey. I lowered my head, pausing just before my
Speaker 4: lips met hers. I felt her gentle pressure on the
Speaker 4: back of my head, urging me to touch her. I
Speaker 4: flicked my tongue out, gently touching her atter lips. She
Speaker 4: gave a deep sigh of satisfaction. Oh yes, she murmured. Jason, Momoa,
Speaker 4: you really don't know what you're missing by refusing to
Speaker 4: do what my true love is doing for me. I
Speaker 4: already feel the urge to be penetrated, and I am
Speaker 4: sure I am much better. Fuck after a few orgasms
Speaker 4: delivered by tongue and lips.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah girl, she.
Speaker 4: Sighed again, as I began to run my tongue around
Speaker 4: and into her fold, sliding it as deep into her
Speaker 4: entrance as I could, and moving it in and out rapidly.
Speaker 4: My clit, my clit, murmured by her, Do my clit.
Speaker 4: He's licking so good. Jason, Momoa, this is so good.
Speaker 4: Get your father sized cock out for me to hold new.
Speaker 3: Father sized cock. E.
Speaker 4: She groaned almost agonizingly as my tongue caressed her glitterus,
Speaker 4: and then flinched when I sucked it into my mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, she cried. I'm going to come, baby,
Speaker 4: don't stop what you were doing. Afterwards, I'll come again,
Speaker 4: very quickly, maybe twice.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 4: She grasped my head as her orgasm broke and held
Speaker 4: it tight to her as wave after wave of pure
Speaker 4: pleasure washed through her. As Zoe predicted, she came again
Speaker 4: and then again. When she recovered some of her composure
Speaker 4: and was laying spread eagled, she called upon me to
Speaker 4: fuck her. No, I said, I think Jason Momoa should
Speaker 4: fuck you after I gave you such a good time.
Speaker 4: Come on, get your dick out, hang on. She said
Speaker 4: that wasn't part of the deal. Rediscussed the plan. No
Speaker 4: hard feelings, Jason, but I really don't fancy you that much.
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Jason is Jason Momoa her ex boyfriend. Did he date
Speaker 2: Zoey Kravitz?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think that was another girl that looked like her.
Speaker 3: Look it up, look it up, look it up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look it up. Oh shit, Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2: He was married to her mom. He was her stepdad.
Speaker 4: Ah, all right, the person who wrote this you're a
Speaker 4: weird buck.
Speaker 3: All right, Well that settles that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead, Jason, I said, give her a good
Speaker 4: seeing too. I'm happy with sloppy seconds. You already fucked
Speaker 4: her and ate her. Clint or you didn't need it,
Speaker 4: but he sucked on it.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe he's going back for more.
Speaker 4: As he tried to release his cock, she slammed her
Speaker 4: legs closed. Jason, Momoa, I really don't want you to
Speaker 4: fuck me, she said, please, love you do it?
Speaker 3: Stop him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, get out of here. I pushed away Jason and
Speaker 4: took my hard, average sized cock and penetrated her vaginal opening.
Speaker 4: As the very tip of my penis entered, she screamed
Speaker 4: of pleasure. Yes, daddy, pound me, baby, more, more and more.
Speaker 4: As I was giving her the fucking of a lifetime,
Speaker 4: Jason came up behind me. I asked him what he
Speaker 4: was doing, and he shushed me, don't ask too many questions, son.
Speaker 2: Ew oh god, yeah.
Speaker 4: I felt his huge biceps around my neck, and as
Speaker 4: I continued to pound the love of my life, I
Speaker 4: could feel his rough, manly fingers massaging my anus. I
Speaker 4: wanted to fight him off, but it just felt so
Speaker 4: fucking good. In a moment of weakness, I let him
Speaker 4: enter my rectum with his huge, veiny member. My eyeballs
Speaker 4: were inside out as I was receiving and giving the
Speaker 4: greatest pleasure known to man.
Speaker 2: No lube. His eyes rolled inside out.
Speaker 4: I don't know, uh, like you know when people like
Speaker 4: my eyes rolled to the back of my head.
Speaker 3: Maybe like that.
Speaker 4: Zoe was screaming, I was screaming, and we were closer
Speaker 4: than we'd ever been before. Jason kept pounding me, and
Speaker 4: in the most beautiful way, the rhythms of our pounding matched.
Speaker 4: We were connected tantrically in a way I never knew
Speaker 4: as possible. The three of us connected spiritually and physically,
Speaker 4: and only the gods.
Speaker 3: Were in our way.
Speaker 4: We were no longer mortals, We were godlike creatures in
Speaker 4: the midst of our lusts and desires. After two hours
Speaker 4: of straight fucking the whole three per party climax simultaneously
Speaker 4: two hours.
Speaker 2: Wow, is it like six in the morning now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 4: I could feel the warmth of Jason Seaman dripping out
Speaker 4: of my asshole as I felt Zoe's pussy being filled
Speaker 4: up with my one leader load. Oh my God, oh God,
Speaker 4: hypersperm ya.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Jason removed his cock as he was still coming and
Speaker 4: sprayed the white goo all over me Zoe in the room.
Speaker 4: I licked off the cum from his huge dick while
Speaker 4: I love Zoe drank Jason's cum straight out my rectum
Speaker 4: truffle water.
Speaker 2: Eh, that's her stepdad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably been in your mom's but probably These
Speaker 4: summer nights are so special to me. I want to
Speaker 4: spend them all with you, my love, Zoe the stars
Speaker 4: in the moon. I will always protect and love you,
Speaker 4: even if we can ever be with each other. And
Speaker 4: that's okay. Knowing that your spirits are within me is
Speaker 4: good enough for me the end.
Speaker 3: Let me see these comments.
Speaker 2: They're not good. One tells him to seek professional help.
Speaker 4: Ah wow, somebody said, get your father sized cock out.
Speaker 3: Of me to hold.
Speaker 4: Uh all right, thank you Zoe Kravitz and Jason Momoa, Yeah,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 2: And this next one comes from Bully Underscore Cutie, and
Speaker 2: it's called the woman in the black dress baby face emoji.
Speaker 2: Oh no, a woman with a black dress touched my ankle.
Speaker 2: She said to me in a stern voice, I want
Speaker 2: to have your babies. I frozen shock of such a
Speaker 2: disturbing yet sensual remark. I told this fine young chick.
Speaker 2: Mm yeah, I want to fuck your brains out with
Speaker 2: a big metal spoon.
Speaker 3: What what's happening?
Speaker 2: She looks all around to see no one was watching.
Speaker 2: She stood up nice and tall with a completely new expression.
Speaker 2: She bit her lip and had this twinkle in her
Speaker 2: eyes that reminded me of missus potato Head from Toy
Speaker 2: Story two.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's happening?
Speaker 2: I don't know. She leaned down and pulled my chin
Speaker 2: up to stare her in the eyes, and she whispered,
Speaker 2: I only take battered gooey spoons in your ass. I
Speaker 2: responded breathlessly that, she growled softly, was obvious. I felt
Speaker 2: hot and slightly nervous. I looked all around us to
Speaker 2: make sure we were alone, and I whispered softly in
Speaker 2: her ear. Do you want to hear a secret? She
Speaker 2: responded quickly, while tugging down the ends of her dress.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. I leaned in closer and nibbled softly on
Speaker 2: her ear lobe, and, still whispering, said, I am baby,
Speaker 2: baby girl. So why don't we cut straight to it
Speaker 2: and fuck like little babies and make a couple while
Speaker 2: where sh she interrupted? She quickly grabbed my hand and
Speaker 2: pulled me toward the street. Yeah, what is happening?
Speaker 3: I would run away.
Speaker 2: She slammed me into a nearby telephone booth and hiked
Speaker 2: up her dress as I fumbled with my belt. No
Speaker 2: private me, she moaned softly, as she pressed against me
Speaker 2: and proceeded to grind passionately on my loosened belt buckle.
Speaker 2: Somehow her movements tugged hard enough to pull my trousers
Speaker 2: right off, and I knew I couldn't hold back any longer.
Speaker 2: I immediately, without any hesitation, dove down to her ankles
Speaker 2: and in raw passion, said it's baby time. She couldn't
Speaker 2: control herself, and without any thinking pulled me right up
Speaker 2: to my feet and shoved a big metal spoon right
Speaker 2: up my ass without any form of lubrication.
Speaker 4: So you guys were being serious about that? Yeah, I
Speaker 4: guess I thought that was a joke. Nope, they were
Speaker 4: meant to meet.
Speaker 3: They were meant to meet this time.
Speaker 2: I yelled at the top of my lungs and begged
Speaker 2: her to pull it out, but it was too late.
Speaker 2: She continued to keep shoving the spoon so deeply inside
Speaker 2: of me and pull it back to the end of
Speaker 2: my asshole, but never so much that it was pulled
Speaker 2: out of me. She relentlessly penetrated my anus as it
Speaker 2: was bleeding and dripped endlessly down my legs.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: It took me about thirty seconds to gradually get used
Speaker 2: to it. Okay, you're bleeding and it only took you
Speaker 2: thirty seconds.
Speaker 4: To get used to Yeah, why are you even whiny
Speaker 4: about it? Thirty seconds is nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the sensation, the lack of control, all of it.
Speaker 2: I felt like a newborn babe once again at last,
Speaker 2: and I started to cry, but not with fear, but
Speaker 2: with pleasure. The feeling of ecstasy overwhelmed my entire being.
Speaker 2: Then in me, she stopped. I collapsed to the ground
Speaker 2: in fetal position, moaning softly. She looked down at me
Speaker 2: and said hesitantly, I wish I was a baby too.
Speaker 2: She then curls down on the ground with me and
Speaker 2: whispers to me, please, please, please me. So I said,
Speaker 2: in the most a rousing baby voice, googo gaga, wittle girl,
Speaker 2: you have destroyed my idybity anus and you deserve punishment.
Speaker 2: That's so gross. I Riley sent this.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't even notice it was a baby emoji. Okay,
Speaker 4: you know what, I don't even want to hear about it.
Speaker 4: You make me read some of the most fucked up
Speaker 4: things ever.
Speaker 2: That's true. So she looked hard at me and gave
Speaker 2: me a gentle, yet still passionate nod. This was it.
Speaker 2: It was time to take control. I was a little scared,
Speaker 2: but mostly excited, so I shook my head quickly to
Speaker 2: psych myself into it. Yes, I said to myself, it
Speaker 2: is time to take control. I grabbed my blood stained
Speaker 2: cock and pulled up her dress. It was paradise to behold.
Speaker 3: This is a horror.
Speaker 2: I then went inside without hesitation. Was soaking wet and
Speaker 2: reminded me of the good old days in the womb.
Speaker 3: The fuck.
Speaker 2: I then lost control and blacked out. I woke to
Speaker 2: see her staring right at me, and she said to
Speaker 2: me Meliki. And then some odd looking platypusses came by,
Speaker 2: singing cheerily, ooh, blood stained babies. U la la u
Speaker 2: la la ulla la. Bloodstained babies. Turned me when they
Speaker 2: are making babies? What hey? Years of pass And like magic,
Speaker 2: she appeared in front of me. Her tits were so
Speaker 2: sweaty and covered in baby formula. My god, I just
Speaker 2: couldn't resist. Perhaps it was the stench of her milky
Speaker 2: titties or the memory of our baby play love. This time,
Speaker 2: there is no holding back. I commenced my wittle baby
Speaker 2: ritual of stripping completely in the nude on all fours.
Speaker 2: Then I looked up at her devilish pussy glaring at
Speaker 2: me as she was nude.
Speaker 3: As well.
Speaker 2: As I glazed into her satanic red flower, I heard
Speaker 2: the cry of the plata pie echoing behind me, swelling
Speaker 2: to a crescendo. At the sound of the scream, I
Speaker 2: orgasmed hard, my com creamy as the milk, her tits
Speaker 2: spring down my legs, wetting myself like the dirty widow baby.
Speaker 2: I am free at last the end. Who are the platypuses?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why are they here?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Why are they talking?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. These comments are just like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: I know? Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yack?
Speaker 2: Sorry guys, Riley, don't send this again.
Speaker 3: I just want you guys to know we don't read
Speaker 3: these ahead of time. We just look at the titles.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's true.
Speaker 4: And this next one comes from sex Cells six seven,
Speaker 4: eight nine and the title is Quint Gallendick and Lorraine
Speaker 4: Boubert get action in the movie theater. I could not
Speaker 4: believe my luck. Looking down from my seat at the
Speaker 4: premiere of the new movie Juicing the Beetle, I saw
Speaker 4: who I thought was Quint Galandick himself. After a minute
Speaker 4: of watching, I was sure of it. His fame in
Speaker 4: the culinary industry was only growing with the launch of
Speaker 4: his new show, Dick and the Hoog That sounds nasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had first noticed him because of his date, a
Speaker 4: knockout blonde with a set of absolutely enormous cans. She
Speaker 4: looked really familiar as well, but I could not place
Speaker 4: her face until she leaned over and kissed quit on
Speaker 4: the mouth.
Speaker 3: Then it hit me.
Speaker 4: She was the Lorrain Boobert, a popular porn star from
Speaker 4: a few years ago. From what I could see, she
Speaker 4: still hadn't good for her. She was most known for
Speaker 4: her titty fuck videos, and the story was that her
Speaker 4: tits were all natural, good for you, big natural titties.
Speaker 4: By now, I had lost all interest in the movie
Speaker 4: and was fully focused on the famous pair. As the
Speaker 4: movie wore on, they lost more and more self control.
Speaker 4: Their kisses grew longer and more intense. What started as
Speaker 4: pecks on the lips quickly turned into open mouthed French kissing.
Speaker 4: If I tried to do that with Andrew, he'd be like,
Speaker 4: get the fuck off me, I'm trying to watch the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think Zach and I have ever made
Speaker 2: out in a movie theater. Yeah, but in high school,
Speaker 2: I'd get nasty in the movies.
Speaker 3: Nasty slut.
Speaker 4: Soon Quint started feeling up Lorrain's majestic boobs right there
Speaker 4: in the movie theater. Her top was low cut, and
Speaker 4: it tightly conformed to the shape of her breast, leaving
Speaker 4: almost nothing to the imagination. He reached over and placed
Speaker 4: a hand on one tit, casually resting it there. Her
Speaker 4: hand moved over to the top of his thigh to
Speaker 4: press into his crotch. He shifted in his seat and
Speaker 4: adjusted his pants. He draped an arm over her shoulder
Speaker 4: and filled his other hand with one of her boobs.
Speaker 4: It was obvious why she had chosen Boobert as her
Speaker 4: porn name. Even across the room and underneath her dress,
Speaker 4: I was irresistibly drawn to her massive rack. She began
Speaker 4: massaging his dick through his pants, using her other hand
Speaker 4: to rub the inside of his legs. Both of his
Speaker 4: hands were roaming over her tits, now pressing into one
Speaker 4: and lifting up the other one in his palm.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, this is a nice titty.
Speaker 2: They don't call her Lorraine Boobert for nothing.
Speaker 3: Giggling.
Speaker 4: She turned her head to look behind them, while whispering
Speaker 4: something in his ear. He silently nodded and leaned over
Speaker 4: to planetkiss directly on top of one of her boobs.
Speaker 4: She un zipped his fly and pulled his penis out
Speaker 4: of his pants. It was partly erect and had drops
Speaker 4: of precum on it. Lorraine bent over Quinn's lap and
Speaker 4: placed his erect dick in her mouth. He reached over
Speaker 4: her ass, and, pulling up her dress, ran his hand
Speaker 4: over and down her full ass to her panties. He
Speaker 4: pulled them aside and touched his fingers to her pussy lips.
Speaker 4: Her body twitched from the touch. Her head began to
Speaker 4: slowly bob up and down in his lap as he
Speaker 4: ran his fingers through and into her pussy. He leaned
Speaker 4: back in his chair and fingered her as she milked
Speaker 4: his cock. She reached down between her legs and touched
Speaker 4: her clit, lifting one knee up in the air. By now,
Speaker 4: the people in the neighboring seats were completely ignoring the
Speaker 4: movie and were watching the X rated show right beside them.
Speaker 4: They were not saying anything, but her moans were getting
Speaker 4: louder and the usher up the aisle started walking down
Speaker 4: towards them. I mean, how could you watch the movie
Speaker 4: if that was happening right there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, free show.
Speaker 4: My eyes would be glued. And these are celebrities, yeah,
Speaker 4: and once the porn stars, so like she knows what
Speaker 4: she's doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, watch her door thing.
Speaker 4: Quinn began rapidly thrusting his fingers in and out of
Speaker 4: her vagina, her moones keeping time with his thrusts. He
Speaker 4: put it other hand on top of her head and
Speaker 4: began pressing down as he lifted his hips up. She
Speaker 4: began to gag and moan at the same time, her
Speaker 4: sexual needs struggling with her need for air. With one
Speaker 4: last long thrust, his whole body tensed as his hips
Speaker 4: pressed tightly into her face, his fingers deep inside of her.
Speaker 4: Her fingers were flying over her clit as her own
Speaker 4: hips bucked in her chair. With one final gargled wail,
Speaker 4: she came in a gush of clear liquid, soaking Quinn's
Speaker 4: hand in her chair. Just then, the usher walked up
Speaker 4: and reached over Lorraine's exposed ass to tap Quin on
Speaker 4: the shoulder. As he leaned over to murmur something to him,
Speaker 4: Quint pulled his wet finger out of Lorrain's pussy and
Speaker 4: held them up to the usher's nose. Why he's like, smell,
Speaker 4: smellfle smell.
Speaker 2: The Usher's like, let me get away with that, Hey, pull.
Speaker 4: Your fingers out of her pussy on to smell it.
Speaker 2: I won't tell on you if you let me smell it.
Speaker 4: Put that shit right up under my nose. The usher
Speaker 4: pulled away from his hand and delicately tapped Lorrain on
Speaker 4: her bare shoulder. She pulled her mouth off of Quint's
Speaker 4: dick with an audible pop, and looked up at the
Speaker 4: usher come drooling from the side of her mouth. She
Speaker 4: opened her mouth wide and with a finger cleaned the
Speaker 4: drips from her cheek, wiping them over her boobs. Sticking
Speaker 4: her tongue out, She put her hands under her boobs
Speaker 4: and pressed them together, Enticing the usher with her magnificent body.
Speaker 4: He leaned over to whisper something to her. She spread
Speaker 4: her legs and pulled her skirt up, showing him her
Speaker 4: pussy dripping over her panties. Thusher stood up and gestured
Speaker 4: up the aisle towards the door. Quin zipped his fly
Speaker 4: and stood up, giving his hand to Lorraine as she arose,
Speaker 4: She spread her knees and bent over, lifting her skirt
Speaker 4: and adjusting her panties to cover her pussy. Together they
Speaker 4: walked out, his hands still over her bare shoulder on
Speaker 4: her tit, and her hand squeezing his ass. I can
Speaker 4: only imagine what else they were going to do tonight.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: They're crazy.
Speaker 2: They are Wow. What a show for everybody I know.
Speaker 3: Good for you, guys.
Speaker 2: And this next one comes from deleted whoo and it's
Speaker 2: called New York Pleasure Department and the tags are gay
Speaker 2: Cops fiction, Gay Cops. Marty Marshmallow had always wondered what
Speaker 2: happened when you called nine one one. He'd heard the
Speaker 2: cops knocking violently on his fighting neighbor's door before saying
Speaker 2: over and over, NYPD, open up. Their strong, confident voices
Speaker 2: would ring through the cheap halls. It always made Marty
Speaker 2: tingle with excitement inside. When the cops would storm into
Speaker 2: the next door apartment. Their entrance would begin with a
Speaker 2: series of bangs, yells, and then a silence, broken only
Speaker 2: by a chorus of a particular round of moans. Mound, yeah,
Speaker 2: what are they doing there? Picking up the phone? Marty
Speaker 2: knew this was his chance. Wendy and the kids were
Speaker 2: at a cheer event in New Jersey and they wouldn't
Speaker 2: be back until the next morning.
Speaker 4: Beep, beep, beep.
Speaker 2: Marty's beefy fingers pressed the buttons, and without having to wait,
Speaker 2: a voice answered and said nine one one, what's your emergency?
Speaker 2: Marty froze and all the operator could hear was his
Speaker 2: heavy breathing. His fingers became numb with nerves, and he
Speaker 2: could feel something often his sweatpants. What did he pissed?
Speaker 4: Shit?
Speaker 2: Does he have a boner?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, but like also, you already have kids.
Speaker 4: If you have a boner, just say you have a boner.
Speaker 2: It's just a nine one one operator. It was an
Speaker 2: excitement he didn't know he needed, but Marty was still
Speaker 2: too afraid to say anything else. He let out a loud,
Speaker 2: nervous exhale and hung up. This was too much for
Speaker 2: Marty to handle, and he decided he'd laid down. His
Speaker 2: body had tensed and turned him into a tightly wound
Speaker 2: beef roast, and he knew there was only one way
Speaker 2: to relax.
Speaker 3: A beef roast.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He flung the blankets off the bed and grabbed
Speaker 2: the photo of him and his wife from the bedside table.
Speaker 2: They had gone skiing and were both smiling. Wendy's cheeks
Speaker 2: were red and swollen, but seeing her in her expensive
Speaker 2: onesie was too much for Marty. He grabbed his average
Speaker 2: sized cock and began to tug, and imagined if Wendy
Speaker 2: had a hole in the back of her ski pants,
Speaker 2: she would sit on top of his cock in a flat,
Speaker 2: tree lined section off the trail while he could feel
Speaker 2: her patagonia roughly scrape his naked skin. Marty continued to
Speaker 2: tug and tug. His cock was about the size of
Speaker 2: an Axey odorant bottle, but had a particularly large head.
Speaker 2: Oh he's a chod.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is stubb little deck.
Speaker 2: It was where he focused all his strength, and the
Speaker 2: thought of seeing Wendy's bare ass gliding down the mountain,
Speaker 2: her blue jumpsuit covering everything but her loose, bouncy cheeks,
Speaker 2: made him unable to hold on any longer. Oh, he
Speaker 2: loves his wife.
Speaker 4: That's cute, But like also, he's wanting cops to come
Speaker 4: over here and fuck him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it hasn't happened yet. We don't know if it's
Speaker 2: gonna happen. It's probably gonna happen, but I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say he thinks it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Closing his eyes, Marty began to rest. His belly button
Speaker 2: was full of thick, heavy cum, and he prepared to sleep.
Speaker 2: He wanted to stay on that ski slope forever. Ew,
Speaker 2: he's just gonna go to sleep with a cummy tummy.
Speaker 3: It's gusting. What the fuck?
Speaker 4: And I'm just picturing a cum filled hairy belly button.
Speaker 2: Nasty. Good night, men are gross. But then he heard
Speaker 2: a loud, booming knock. It was not the sound he
Speaker 2: was used to. His kids rattled a particular quiet, quick burst,
Speaker 2: and Wendy never knocked. She didn't even use the buzzer,
Speaker 2: keeping her keys always in her front pocket. NYPD yelled
Speaker 2: a voice Marty to panic. The only article of clothing
Speaker 2: he had on were the practical present Christmas socks he
Speaker 2: got a few weeks ago. Open up. The knocks got
Speaker 2: louder and louder. They were booming into Marty's ear, and
Speaker 2: he did what he always did, panic and knowing he
Speaker 2: couldn't handle hiding any longer, Marty flung out of the
Speaker 2: bed in a flash, unlocking the door Marty saw the
Speaker 2: two men. They were both tall, clean shaven, and had
Speaker 2: neat haircuts. Both of them had defined cheekbones, and one
Speaker 2: had brown eyes while the other had green. They were
Speaker 2: both covered in thick, heavy coats, but Marty knew they
Speaker 2: also had tight stomachs, the kind that's formed from constantly
Speaker 2: moving around for eight hours a day while always eating
Speaker 2: a foot long subway sandwich for lunch. What okay, Marty began.
Speaker 2: He didn't know what to say. He didn't have a
Speaker 2: clue why the officers were there. They can trace your call. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he knew he'd called nine one one, but he didn't
Speaker 2: think anyone would show up simply because he'd rang. Marty
Speaker 2: figured his call would have been marked down as either
Speaker 2: a prank or a mistake, and Node would think anything
Speaker 2: of it. We got a report of a domestic disturbance.
Speaker 2: Marty was still only sporting socks, but used the door
Speaker 2: to block his naked body and his cock. It still
Speaker 2: had a few tiny drips left in it, and Marty
Speaker 2: could feel it moisten the doorknob. Ew I know, get
Speaker 2: your dick off the doorknob, your kids touch that. His
Speaker 2: mind was stuck between knowing he'd have to clean it
Speaker 2: before Wendy and the kids got home and figuring out
Speaker 2: what to do about the cops, they were staring him
Speaker 2: up and down, and without realizing it, they pushed the
Speaker 2: door open, sending Marty flying.
Speaker 3: And he's just in socks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh Christmas socks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: His hairy hamstrings and large butt landed on the coffee table.
Speaker 2: It sent a pain through Marty as the ikia wood
Speaker 2: was sharp. Jesus, Tony, look at what we have here?
Speaker 2: The cops shared a laugh. Their voices seemed like they'd
Speaker 2: seen it all. Marty assumed they had seen dead children,
Speaker 2: beaten wives, burnt bodies, and almost every atrocity you could
Speaker 2: think of. It made Marty relax, as he knew a
Speaker 2: naked man was one of the more mundane situations they'd
Speaker 2: be called in for. I didn't mean to call. Marty
Speaker 2: squirted out of his mouth. His tongue had become dry
Speaker 2: with anxiety, and when he let out a large, violent
Speaker 2: cough to clear his throat, he felt his cock bounce.
Speaker 2: Marty didn't know this was possible, and when he looked
Speaker 2: down he saw it was even harder than when he
Speaker 2: daydreamed about going back to Vermont and being on the
Speaker 2: slopes with Wendy.
Speaker 4: Marty, I think you have some self reflection.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, he likes this. Marty flung his hand over
Speaker 2: his dick, hoping it would go down, But when the
Speaker 2: cops broke into heinous laughter, it only made Marty bigger,
Speaker 2: and his hands could no longer hold him back. He
Speaker 2: became so big it actually pushed into one of the cops,
Speaker 2: growing where is this cop?
Speaker 3: Where are the cops standing? Isn't he on a coffee table?
Speaker 2: Are they standing over him?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Laughter continued until one cop said to the other, I
Speaker 2: guess it's our lucky day. Ooh. The cops smiled at
Speaker 2: one another until they both got down on their knees.
Speaker 2: Their work boots made Marty's carpet scrunch up and in
Speaker 2: perfect unis in, the cops each took a side of
Speaker 2: Marty's cock. Their lips were moist and Marty could smell
Speaker 2: the cheap coffee on them.
Speaker 4: Our lucky day, we get to suck a dick, a
Speaker 4: pudgy man's choat.
Speaker 2: Lucky day to each They began to slide up and down,
Speaker 2: looking like two twins on a lollipop. It was unlike
Speaker 2: anything Marty had ever experienced, and one by one they
Speaker 2: began to swallow all of Marty. They took him deeper
Speaker 2: into their throats, and Marty never wanted them to stop.
Speaker 2: But Marty couldn't handle it. He tried with all his
Speaker 2: power to hold it in. He even closed his eyes
Speaker 2: and thought of his mother in law on the ski slope,
Speaker 2: barking at him with her bleached teeth, telling him he
Speaker 2: can't go on another run because they had a five
Speaker 2: o'clock dinner reservation at an underwhelming and overpriced Italian restaurant
Speaker 2: in town. But even his mother in law's terrible New
Speaker 2: Jersey accent couldn't hold it back. The splooge flung deep
Speaker 2: into one of the CoP's throats, and he saw the
Speaker 2: CoP's eyes fly back into his head. He looked like
Speaker 2: he'd swallowed a bite of perfectly cooked medium rare steak.
Speaker 2: Save me some, the other cops said, and together they
Speaker 2: fed each other like baby birds. Ooh, they're spitting it
Speaker 2: into each other's mouths. Sperm flew from mouth to mouth,
Speaker 2: creating a beautiful thick goo. The cops turned it into
Speaker 2: a giant white ball, and they both turned toward Marty
Speaker 2: ew time to swallow pal one said. Marty couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: He'd never even been curious as a kid taking a
Speaker 2: taste from the inside of his giant baseball socks. Ooh,
Speaker 2: your cum socks?
Speaker 3: What I uh?
Speaker 2: Marty nervously said. He felt repulsed. But suddenly the other
Speaker 2: cop pulled out his gun and pointed it at Marty's head.
Speaker 3: Swallow it.
Speaker 2: He placed the cold barrel on Marty's sweaty forehead and said,
Speaker 2: you better take it, buddy, You're never going skiing again.
Speaker 4: How'd they know?
Speaker 2: Marty leaned forward and took the spitball. Ooh, it tasted
Speaker 2: like the ocean, but it made Marty began to grow
Speaker 2: once again. His cock was pulsating, and when he switched
Speaker 2: it around like mouthwash, Marty had a thought he'd always
Speaker 2: imagined getting raped meant they'd bend him over, frisk him down,
Speaker 2: squeeze their fingers deep inside to open him up before
Speaker 2: making him squeal like a pig. And as he swallowed
Speaker 2: the last drops of the warm, thick come, he couldn't
Speaker 2: believe he'd been the one doing the pig fucking the end.
Speaker 3: Wow, gay cops, Gay cops, what can you say?
Speaker 4: And this last one comes from Stuffer seven seven seven.
Speaker 4: The title is the team mascot and the tags are
Speaker 4: male male male male male male male male male female.
Speaker 2: So many males.
Speaker 4: Oh God, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. A high school senior team
Speaker 4: a gang of brawny, to sesstrom pumped young men heading
Speaker 4: new heights for the school in the battlefield of sport.
Speaker 4: They are of course supported by the high school senior
Speaker 4: cheerleading squad, where the young women of the school cheered
Speaker 4: them on. Just as the football team is only the
Speaker 4: fittest and best bred young men, the cheerleaders are only
Speaker 4: the hottest and most breathable young women. Except it's clear
Speaker 4: that over the Christmas break one of the girls has
Speaker 4: slipped up a bit on Coach's diet plan. She's now
Speaker 4: got a spare tire round her waist, where the other
Speaker 4: girls have tight hip dips on which hang lazy thongs
Speaker 4: in sports bras. Girl, let your tire fly, baby who cares?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The cheerleading squad, of course.
Speaker 4: Has a well known but unwritten function to form a
Speaker 4: motivator and stress relief for the football team. Almost every
Speaker 4: guy in the team is going out with a girl
Speaker 4: from the squad. It's almost taboo to day outside the.
Speaker 3: Tight knit circle.
Speaker 4: But now with the cheerleader squad increasingly one woman down
Speaker 4: as she fails time and time again to turn up
Speaker 4: for practice, the balance is shifted. There is no longer
Speaker 4: one girl for every guy. Competition is breeding. The jostling
Speaker 4: for the girl's attention is getting in the way of
Speaker 4: the boys team spirit, and it's affecting their performance on
Speaker 4: the field. The coach sees this and comes up with
Speaker 4: an idea. He invites the girl in question for a
Speaker 4: talk in his office after yet another practice where she
Speaker 4: was out of breath before the other girls had even
Speaker 4: finished the warm up. He makes her a deal. She
Speaker 4: can stand the team, but she won't have to do
Speaker 4: the routines. She can sit on the bench, have an
Speaker 4: ice cream and a hot dog, cheering the guys from
Speaker 4: the sidelines, even help the girls with their form.
Speaker 2: Okay, bitch, He's like, ooh.
Speaker 4: Pit, you want some ice cream and you'll hot go
Speaker 4: sit down. But of course she has another role too.
Speaker 4: She has to get on the pill. The other girls
Speaker 4: tay skinny through not just tight diet, but the use
Speaker 4: of condoms. When their boyfriends are getting their hole, they
Speaker 4: don't get to come inside. This way, they avoid the
Speaker 4: famous weight based side effects of the pill and stay trim,
Speaker 4: but not this one. So whenever the stress of high
Speaker 4: level play gets too much, the whole team is in
Speaker 4: an unwritten agreement. No matter who he's dating at the time,
Speaker 4: or even who she's dating, he gets to use her
Speaker 4: body for a while, and he gets to come wherever
Speaker 4: he likes to release the tension. The other girls may
Speaker 4: be a little jealous at first, but in truth, it
Speaker 4: is the men's performance which matters most.
Speaker 3: So it goes.
Speaker 4: A beautiful little cum dump grows. Her teammates stay slim
Speaker 4: and focused with boyfriends to present to their parents. Nobody
Speaker 4: gets pregnant yet. Anyway, the players are better than ever.
Speaker 4: Each time they go to score a point, they give
Speaker 4: a little wink to their chubby little helpers, sucking away
Speaker 4: an extra large soda on the side of the pitch,
Speaker 4: her hips now spreading to cover the bench. She's the
Speaker 4: team mascot and she's well loved, and doesn't it show
Speaker 4: the end?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Okay, wow, fucked up. I'm going to
Speaker 2: pretend like they're all adults over the age of eighteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll start there.
Speaker 2: All she did was gained like fifteen pounds.
Speaker 4: And they're like fast, porky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're like everyone gets to fuck you and
Speaker 2: you get to take the pill and fuck up your
Speaker 2: hormones and you're gonna take the come wherever it lands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's still on the team.
Speaker 4: So is she can still say she's a cheerleader. No, yeah,
Speaker 4: one hundred fucked up. Instead of being like, hey, let's
Speaker 4: go on a few extra runs, let's tighten up our diet,
Speaker 4: they're like, here, fatty, eat some more food and make
Speaker 4: sure your legs are fucking open.
Speaker 3: Fat bitch.
Speaker 2: Poor girl.
Speaker 4: I'm sure she's loving it. Yeah, she gets to eat
Speaker 4: whatever she wants.
Speaker 2: She does well. We hope you liked this episode.
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