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<v Speaker 2>For today's episode, I'm going to read the full trigger

<v Speaker 2>warning page from the author, Audrey Rush. The story contains

<v Speaker 2>the death industry, mental illness, suicide ideations, attempts, flashbacks, forced

<v Speaker 2>incest without permission, necrophilia, abusive caregivers with extensive flashbacks, blackmail, murder. Furthermore,

<v Speaker 2>the couple indulges in dark games without permission and the

<v Speaker 2>scenes include fear, spit, blood, water, other copious secretions, asphyxiation,

<v Speaker 2>and weapons.

<v Speaker 1>Oh wow. Also, Jenna's getting married yay, but Jenna Jenny

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<v Speaker 3>your fellow Horny Little Rat, Sydney, thank you, Thank you.

<v Speaker 2>That's so sweet.

<v Speaker 1>I know it's so cute.

<v Speaker 3>Jenna would be dying over that comment if she was here.

<v Speaker 1>Also, just a heads up, this is our last episode

<v Speaker 1>of twenty twenty five, oh my goodness, and we'll be

<v Speaker 1>back on the first Wednesday of January twenty twenty six.

<v Speaker 1>We're taking a little break, our annual break for the holidays. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>and this week we're telling Riley all about Gray Love

<v Speaker 1>by Audrey Rush, picked for us by Jenna, Missy Jenna.

<v Speaker 2>And starting off, we have our main male character, Blaze.

<v Speaker 2>He is sneaking into the mortuary that he works at

<v Speaker 2>to dispose of his latest victim. He passes in open

<v Speaker 2>fridge with a nude dead woman's body, and then he

<v Speaker 2>hears feminine moans. He follows a sound to the crematory,

<v Speaker 2>where he sees someone lying on the conveyor belt with

<v Speaker 2>a canvas bag over their head and noose tightened around

<v Speaker 2>their neck and their hand pleasuring themselves. So this girl's

<v Speaker 2>laying on a crematory conveyor belt, bag over her head

<v Speaker 2>and just noose flicking the bean.

<v Speaker 1>Flicking the bee right right, right right real do that? Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>you gotta get that nut, you gotta.

<v Speaker 2>He can tell she's where the woman's clothes from the freezer,

<v Speaker 2>and as he watches her come, he thinks that he

<v Speaker 2>could kill her, but she's not his usual victim type,

<v Speaker 2>and he ultimately leaves good on him. He's like, nah,

<v Speaker 2>I only like blondes. The next day, Blaze is digging

<v Speaker 2>a grave, so he's the groundskeeper and grave digger for

<v Speaker 2>the funeral home slash mortuary. When he sees the woman

<v Speaker 2>from last night pass by the breakroom window, he turns

<v Speaker 2>off his machine and follows her and watches her work.

<v Speaker 2>He's determined to learn her name, so he goes straight

<v Speaker 2>to their boss and is like, Hey, crematory lady, what's

<v Speaker 2>her name?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, stretch to the point Yep.

<v Speaker 2>He learns her name is Wren, and now he has

<v Speaker 2>a new obsession. Sometime later, he sneaks back into his

<v Speaker 2>boss's office, reads the whole employee file on Ren, and

<v Speaker 2>then snaps a photo of her license and he then

<v Speaker 2>waits in the parking lot so he could begin his stocking.

<v Speaker 1>Ride right right as one does.

<v Speaker 2>Later that night, he watches her park at the parking

<v Speaker 2>lot next door to the mortuary and then let herself in.

<v Speaker 2>She doesn't stay long, and then she's driving home, but

<v Speaker 2>he's got to continue the stocking, so he follows her

<v Speaker 2>and parks, waiting to ensure that she's asleep. Then he

<v Speaker 2>climbs into her window sees that she's taken a little

<v Speaker 2>self medicating cocktail for the night like what oh like

<v Speaker 2>wine xanax, like a bunch of shit, like you shouldn't

<v Speaker 2>be mixing.

<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, she is a sleep that's a good night sleep.

<v Speaker 1>Ah.

<v Speaker 2>He searches her things, sniffs her underwear, and then when

<v Speaker 2>he searches her nightstand, he sees her extra noose there.

<v Speaker 2>He leans over her, seeing the small bruising around her neck,

<v Speaker 2>and that really turns him on. So he has a

<v Speaker 2>new plan. He's going to blackmail her with the knowledge

<v Speaker 2>of her afterwork activities in exchange for her teaching him

<v Speaker 2>how to operate the crematory so he can get rid

<v Speaker 2>of his victims faster.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh, it gets better.

<v Speaker 2>Then he will also offer her the rush that she's

<v Speaker 2>been searching for, and that is the fine line between

<v Speaker 2>life and death. So he's like, she's clearly feeling some

<v Speaker 2>type of way and I can help with that.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, I kill people. I could kind of kill you.

<v Speaker 2>Throughout the whole book, Wren is severely depressed and it's

<v Speaker 2>a vicious cycle for her, and she really is going

<v Speaker 2>through just the motion and most of her days at work.

<v Speaker 2>The next day, her boss asks her to take an

<v Speaker 2>envelope to the new groundskeeper so she can go to

<v Speaker 2>a meeting. Ren agrees, but is annoyed that they hired

<v Speaker 2>a man when her boss specifically said that men don't

<v Speaker 2>belong in this business. She drops the paper envelope on

<v Speaker 2>the excavator seat, goes and has lunch while she ponders

<v Speaker 2>her existence for the ninetieth time that day. When she

<v Speaker 2>spots him, he gets the envelope from the seat, waves

<v Speaker 2>at her, and she storms off. Blaze stalks Wren daily

<v Speaker 2>all day long. Pretty much. On one particular stalking session,

<v Speaker 2>he waits as she leaves for work. Then he sneaks

<v Speaker 2>into her room and lays on her bed, jerking off.

<v Speaker 1>Get out of there. I feel like we've done so

<v Speaker 1>many books where they sneak in and jerk off in

<v Speaker 1>their bed. Yeah, what's that about. I understand the thrill,

<v Speaker 1>but I don't want that to happen to me. Ever.

<v Speaker 2>No, he hears a car pull up, so he gets

<v Speaker 2>up and goes to the laundry room and hides in

<v Speaker 2>between like a little crevice by the washer in the dryer.

<v Speaker 2>He hides in that spot until Wren and her grandma

<v Speaker 2>because she lives with her grandma, are asleep for the night,

<v Speaker 2>and then he goes back to.

<v Speaker 1>Her room freak.

<v Speaker 2>That's when he sees a note from her grandma, expecting

<v Speaker 2>to get her tuish and payment in full next time,

<v Speaker 2>so he kind of pieces a little bit of her

<v Speaker 2>life together. She owes her grandma money for tuition, not

<v Speaker 2>paying it in full. Now he wants to see what

<v Speaker 2>Grandma looks like, so he sneaks into her room and

<v Speaker 2>stands over her with his switch blade pulled out, but

<v Speaker 2>he never kills her.

<v Speaker 3>Ren is too interesting to waste. I'll make my connection

<v Speaker 3>with her, then kill her. And if I'm not satisfied,

<v Speaker 3>there's always her grandmother.

<v Speaker 1>There's always that.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, well, her grandma sucks, so like yeah, Herandma not

<v Speaker 2>a good person.

<v Speaker 1>Oh killer.

<v Speaker 2>Before he leaves for the night, he goes back to

<v Speaker 2>Wren's room and cuts a piece of her hair off.

<v Speaker 2>He also pockets all of the pills on her nightstand

<v Speaker 2>so she can't toe the line between life and death.

<v Speaker 2>He wants to be the one that ends her life.

<v Speaker 2>The next day, Wren gets home ready for her little

<v Speaker 2>cocktail and every single pill is gone. She tries to

<v Speaker 2>text her grandma asking for a xanax refill because none

<v Speaker 2>of the medicine's hers, it's all her grandma's. She's like, Grandma,

<v Speaker 2>please give me more's anax.

<v Speaker 3>I would just go in Grandma's little room and say.

<v Speaker 2>Look, they're all gone, every pill in the house.

<v Speaker 1>Oh he was thorough.

<v Speaker 2>Yeahs Ren knows that she needs some type of fix

<v Speaker 2>to sleep tonight, though, so she packs up her noose

<v Speaker 2>and hits the mortuary.

<v Speaker 3>What does she do when she puts it on? Is

<v Speaker 3>it just resting on her neck or she pulling it.

<v Speaker 1>Paul pulls it. Oh okay. She has bruises around her

<v Speaker 1>neck and stuff.

<v Speaker 3>And she masturbates at the same time with the bag

<v Speaker 3>on her head. Yes, I feel like that's probably common.

<v Speaker 1>She's just a score. I'll trying to get her nut. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>to each their own, get it.

<v Speaker 2>She gets there around midnight and pulls the clothes off

<v Speaker 2>a corpse her age, folds her clothes neatly, and then

<v Speaker 2>heads to the conveyor belt to start her routine.

<v Speaker 3>I see a figure, a man so overpowering that I

<v Speaker 3>don't have a choice. His dick impales me, tears bursting

<v Speaker 3>from my eyes no matter how hard I try to

<v Speaker 3>keep them inside. My eyes roll back and I pant

<v Speaker 3>as I reach my first climax. I tighten the rope slightly,

<v Speaker 3>my fingertips skimming across my mound, circling that sensitive bundle

<v Speaker 3>of nerves, the slickness of my sex dripping down my legs.

<v Speaker 1>I'm not dead, damn it.

<v Speaker 3>But he's going to kill me because he wants me,

<v Speaker 3>and there's nothing that I can do about it.

<v Speaker 2>This is a fantasy.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, okay. She wants someone to kill her while

<v Speaker 1>she comes. Okay, can't relate, but sick. She wants to

<v Speaker 1>go out doing what she loves, and that's coming. Go girl.

<v Speaker 2>She starts to picture Blaze in this fantasy, but before

<v Speaker 2>she can come again, the back door slams and someone

<v Speaker 2>walks in, whistling, and she's like, I'm gonna lose my job.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's over for me.

<v Speaker 2>As the whistling gets closer, she recognizes it as a

<v Speaker 2>male somehow and assumes it's Blaze, since he's the only

<v Speaker 2>male working there. She does what any logical person would

<v Speaker 2>do and stays perfectly still, hoping he thinks she's just

<v Speaker 2>a dead body that she forgot to put away earlier.

<v Speaker 1>She said, ah, I'm dead, possum. She does possum.

<v Speaker 3>But imagine like if you just walked by and your

<v Speaker 3>coworker just left out a dead body, I'd be so mad.

<v Speaker 1>He'd be like, oh shit, I should probably burn this one. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I'm just start the conveyor belt. I mean she wants

<v Speaker 1>to die while she's coming though. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>As she's laying there, he grabs her ankle. Blaze mentions

<v Speaker 2>how she's still warm for a dead body, but he

<v Speaker 2>can work with that, and then she hears him unzip

<v Speaker 2>his pants.

<v Speaker 3>And start to masturbate, with one fist still running up

<v Speaker 3>and down his dick. He reaches under my into my

<v Speaker 3>bra then captures my breast with his free hand, hard

<v Speaker 3>and unforgiving pain shooting to my temples. I squeeze my

<v Speaker 3>eyes shut, so grateful for the bag over my head.

<v Speaker 3>I'm a toy that he's using a sex doll, A

<v Speaker 3>body without a brain, an inanimate object. Why does it

<v Speaker 3>feel so good? A body is a body, he murmurs,

<v Speaker 3>and you've got such a nice pair of tits for

<v Speaker 3>a dead girl.

<v Speaker 2>He squeezes her breast and her nipples hardened. He comments

<v Speaker 2>that he didn't know dead girl's bodies reacted that way,

<v Speaker 2>but he's saying it like really sarcastically, So she's like.

<v Speaker 1>You know, this is me crazy.

<v Speaker 2>She continues to not break character. She's committed to the bit.

<v Speaker 2>She lays there like a corpse. Then he whips her

<v Speaker 2>titty out and starts sucking on.

<v Speaker 1>It, abandoning his cock.

<v Speaker 3>Both of his hands grip my breasts as he pulls

<v Speaker 3>them both out of the bra, smashing them together, his

<v Speaker 3>mouth switching between my nipples, suckling them like they're candy,

<v Speaker 3>like he's ravenous. Oh my god, hmmm, and she's just like,

<v Speaker 3>I'm I know, like, is she making any noises at all?

<v Speaker 2>No, she's just like, got perfectly still. Now. She really

<v Speaker 2>wants him to fuck her, and then she hears the

<v Speaker 2>rustle of fabric and he tells her that she's nothing

<v Speaker 2>but a lifeless cunt for him to use as he

<v Speaker 2>crawls on top of her. All right, He pulls her

<v Speaker 2>damp panties to the side and thrusts in. She somehow

<v Speaker 2>is still staying still, but she's loving every second of it.

<v Speaker 2>He says, there's nothing better than a freshly dead woman's cunt,

<v Speaker 2>other than being the one who gets to kill them.

<v Speaker 2>She has a fucked up epiphany and knows this is

<v Speaker 2>her new life's purpose.

<v Speaker 1>Does she want to stay alive? No? No, no, okay.

<v Speaker 2>He comes and pulls out of her, and she hears

<v Speaker 2>the condom snap off and he's gone. She waits a

<v Speaker 2>few minutes, pulls the canvas off of her, looks around,

<v Speaker 2>and she sees that he took all of her clothes,

<v Speaker 2>so she returns the dead woman's items and fishes out

<v Speaker 2>an outfit from the lost and found to wear home.

<v Speaker 2>As she walks out of the mortuary, she runs into

<v Speaker 2>Blaze and she tries to tell him that he's a thief,

<v Speaker 2>and he says, yeah, but you desecrate a dead body,

<v Speaker 2>steal their clothes, and then masturbate in them. So who's worse.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he has a point.

<v Speaker 3>And so does she wear their clothes to like make

<v Speaker 3>herself feel more dead?

<v Speaker 1>Okay? Yeah, she wants to like identify with the dead.

<v Speaker 2>He tells her that he has a proposal for her.

<v Speaker 2>She's listening, and when he says that he's been watching

<v Speaker 2>her and knows that she wants to die, she starts

<v Speaker 2>to get upset and demands to get her clothes back.

<v Speaker 3>He says, nope, it's simple, he says, he tilts his head.

<v Speaker 3>You want to be dead. I like torturing women, Let's

<v Speaker 3>be honest. I like killing them too. It's fun to

<v Speaker 3>fuck corpses, but you know, they don't quite react the

<v Speaker 3>way the living do. And I haven't been able to

<v Speaker 3>find a woman as satisfying to kill as my first

<v Speaker 3>I'm changing my hunting criteria, I suppose, and that leads

<v Speaker 3>me to you. Okay, He's like, I want to fuck

<v Speaker 3>you and then I want to kill you.

<v Speaker 1>How do you feel, says, and I want to die

<v Speaker 1>while I get fucked. It's perfect image mash Man in heaven.

<v Speaker 2>He lets her know to think about the offer very

<v Speaker 2>carefully because he has video evidence of her little late

<v Speaker 2>night mortuary trips after hours.

<v Speaker 3>Be my fuck toy, and I'll kill you when you

<v Speaker 3>least expect it, he says. Teach me to use the

<v Speaker 3>retorts while we're at it. That way we both get

<v Speaker 3>what we want.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, deals with Dan.

<v Speaker 2>She wants to agree because she's fucked up and likes

<v Speaker 2>the idea, but ultimately tells him to go to hell.

<v Speaker 2>As she walks away, He tells her to think on

<v Speaker 2>it later. When he knows she's back in bed asleep,

<v Speaker 2>he goes to her house, watches her sleep, crawls under

<v Speaker 2>the bed when he hears her Grandma wake up, but

<v Speaker 2>that doesn't stop him from being super horny.

<v Speaker 1>I unzip my pants.

<v Speaker 3>My fat dick springs forward, the tips scratching against the

<v Speaker 3>jagged bed springs above me. I rub my palm along

<v Speaker 3>my length, using the dry friction, my fist pumping into

<v Speaker 3>the coils each time I reach the head.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'm scratchy.

<v Speaker 3>It does sound scratchy and dry.

<v Speaker 1>How do you move it? How do you move your hand?

<v Speaker 1>I feel like it just gets a chafe.

<v Speaker 2>I think he likes it.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he is a freak. Just you wait?

<v Speaker 2>Oh god, he comes cleans himself off with one of

<v Speaker 2>her sweaters.

<v Speaker 1>Rude. Yeah that is rude. You'm be like, why is

<v Speaker 1>my sweater crunchy? Yeah? What the fuck?

<v Speaker 2>She puts some of his cumb on her lips and

<v Speaker 2>then goes home. Once he's at home, he opens his

<v Speaker 2>little treasure chest and admires her dark pieces of hair

<v Speaker 2>against the three other bright blonde ones. He knows that

<v Speaker 2>Ren is ultimately gonna accept his offer and be his

<v Speaker 2>fourth victim. Ren wakes up from her self medicating situation,

<v Speaker 2>hungover as fuck, and that's when she realizes she's in

<v Speaker 2>a casket at work.

<v Speaker 1>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>She opens the lid and sneaks back to her house

<v Speaker 2>so she can shower, and then heads back. She has

<v Speaker 2>absolutely no recollection of how she got into the casket

<v Speaker 2>in the first place. As she walks back into the

<v Speaker 2>funeral home, an old couple inside comments about how it

<v Speaker 2>smells like piss in this place, and she thinks back

<v Speaker 2>to her night with Blaze.

<v Speaker 3>Did one of them piss my skin heats. He's standing

<v Speaker 3>right where Blaze and I had sex last night, where

<v Speaker 3>he choked me while I came, where he squirted it

<v Speaker 3>all over him. Oh, it's not piss.

<v Speaker 1>What is it? I don't know mystery substance.

<v Speaker 2>She goes to the breakroom and Denise tells her about

<v Speaker 2>the possible rat problems. Blaze told her that they might

<v Speaker 2>have rat problems and they might be pissing in the caskets,

<v Speaker 2>because that's the only logical explanation.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay's the only reason it would smell like piss

<v Speaker 1>in here.

<v Speaker 2>A couple hours later, if Blaze brings her coffee, she

<v Speaker 2>tells him that she's in on the agreement, but has

<v Speaker 2>a question.

<v Speaker 3>You told her the smell was a rat, I ask.

<v Speaker 3>I couldn't tell her you came like a burst pipe, now,

<v Speaker 3>could I?

<v Speaker 1>He couldn't.

<v Speaker 2>She's embarrassed, but says for their agreement to work, she

<v Speaker 2>needs to know a little bit more about him, and

<v Speaker 2>then she asks the ultimate question, when did you start killing?

<v Speaker 2>He tells her about his fucked up childhood and the

<v Speaker 2>abuse he endured by the hands of his own drug

<v Speaker 2>addict mother and the men that she brought around. But

<v Speaker 2>during all the abuse, something clicked for him and that's

<v Speaker 2>when the sadistic tendency is kicked in. It ultimately led

<v Speaker 2>to him, oh no, fucking his mom's drug induced unconscious

<v Speaker 2>body as a power moved to show her how it

<v Speaker 2>felt for him as a child, but he took it

<v Speaker 2>a step further and killed her as he did it.

<v Speaker 3>Ah, and that's how he knows that a.

<v Speaker 2>Body can steal orgasm on the brink of death only

<v Speaker 2>by fucking mommy.

<v Speaker 1>Dearest eu U. Yeah, oh my god, and she like

<v Speaker 1>woke up and realized it was him.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, because his mom used to let these nasty dudes

<v Speaker 1>come into the house and like do whatever they wanted

<v Speaker 1>to Blaze and in exchange for drugs. So he's like,

<v Speaker 1>I'll show you what it's like to be fucked mommy. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I'll fuck my mom. Yeah, power move all.

<v Speaker 2>Right, and he tells Wren that's what he wants to

<v Speaker 2>give to her to come while she's killed. She's like, okay,

<v Speaker 2>literally unfazed.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're like made for each other. How did you

<v Speaker 1>two find each other?

<v Speaker 2>The next day, Blaze's brother drops off a bunch of

<v Speaker 2>drugs so Blaze can help his friend with an assisted suicide.

<v Speaker 2>An hour later, he picks her up from her grandma's house,

<v Speaker 2>but they don't leave before he gives her grandma a

<v Speaker 2>piece of his mind for verbally abusing her granddaughter all

<v Speaker 2>of these years. The two leave her grandma speechless on

<v Speaker 2>the porch steps and drive to the middle of nowhere.

<v Speaker 2>He drives them down a dirt road to a house

<v Speaker 2>that looks abandoned, and he forces her to walk to

<v Speaker 2>the backyard, stopping her at a hole in the ground

<v Speaker 2>with a casket in it. What he doesn't tell her

<v Speaker 2>is that this is his childhood home. He just tells

<v Speaker 2>her to strip to her underwear and climb in. She's hesitant,

<v Speaker 2>but ultimately does this, he says, and then she starts

<v Speaker 2>to cry as he nails the coffin shut.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, the only way you're getting out of

<v Speaker 3>that coffin is if you come or if you beg

<v Speaker 3>for your life, he says.

<v Speaker 1>Your choice, girl, beg.

<v Speaker 2>The panic sets in as she hears dirt hit the lid.

<v Speaker 2>She tries to frantically rub one out, but it's not happening,

<v Speaker 2>and she's panicking more, and finally starts banging for him

<v Speaker 2>to let her out. He lifts the lid up, pulls

<v Speaker 2>her out by her hair and puts her on all

<v Speaker 2>fours on the ground.

<v Speaker 3>My nails dig into the earth, greedy for it, and

<v Speaker 3>he smacks my pussy from behind.

<v Speaker 1>What's with the pussy smack in?

<v Speaker 2>He moves her panties to the side and plays with

<v Speaker 2>her until she's wet.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, he howls, give me that sloppy cunt, sloppy.

<v Speaker 1>Don't call me sloppy, I know.

<v Speaker 2>He flips her back over and shoves his dick into

<v Speaker 2>her mouth, coming down her throat. He gets her cleaned

<v Speaker 2>up and dressed, and then leads her to another grave

<v Speaker 2>with a dug up body in the tree line. He

<v Speaker 2>tells her that this is gonna be her soon, and

<v Speaker 2>he wants to make sure she actually understands that, because

<v Speaker 2>ultimately she will just be another body nobody cares about.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Some time passes and Blaze in ren

<v Speaker 1>are fucking like rabbits, crazy sadistic rabbits. In the downtime,

<v Speaker 1>she shows him how to work the crematory. Blaze is

<v Speaker 1>getting a little sketched out that they're almost acting like

<v Speaker 1>a couple, even though they have a deal that he's

<v Speaker 1>gonna take her life. One evening at work, Blaze is

<v Speaker 1>digging a grave when his brother shows up asking if

<v Speaker 1>the girl he got the drugs for is still alive,

<v Speaker 1>and Blaze is annoyed at the question but says yes.

<v Speaker 1>He hands Blaze a bottle full of strong ass sedatives

<v Speaker 1>just in case, and then Wren walks toward them. His

<v Speaker 1>brother asks who that is, and he says, Ren Kono,

<v Speaker 1>And now he's like, fuck, she's not just a corpse.

<v Speaker 1>She's a woman with a name. Yeah she is. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>you knew she was those things. She was that the

<v Speaker 1>whole time. His brother's like, that's the girl, huh, And

<v Speaker 1>Blaze tries to deny it. His brother buys it and

<v Speaker 1>says good before leaving again. And now Blaze is so

<v Speaker 1>aggravated that he needs Ren. Now he walks up to

<v Speaker 1>her and grabs her by the arm, telling her to

<v Speaker 1>sit with him in the grass. They sit and watch

<v Speaker 1>the waves roll up the beach for a while, and

<v Speaker 1>then Ren starts to open up to him about her family,

<v Speaker 1>how she broke her leg masturbating in the shower once

<v Speaker 1>and her grandma didn't believe her that she was actually

<v Speaker 1>injured and still made her go to school and how

<v Speaker 1>she never knew her mom before her mom hung herself,

<v Speaker 1>and she thinks that's where her sadistic tendency started, because

<v Speaker 1>I guess when she was a toddler, her mom hung

<v Speaker 1>herself in front of her. Oh my god. She tells

<v Speaker 1>him she had a boyfriend once, but he never got

<v Speaker 1>her wet, not like Blaze does. But she thought maybe

<v Speaker 1>she was just lucky to even have a boyfriend. Her

<v Speaker 1>boyfriend even told her that she was the only girl

<v Speaker 1>who could make his headaches go away by sucking his dick,

<v Speaker 1>and that gave her purpose, all right, go. They eventually

<v Speaker 1>got engaged and he forced her to go to the

<v Speaker 1>doctor to find out why she was dry as a bone.

<v Speaker 1>But it turns out it was all in her head

<v Speaker 1>and Blaze is the cure. Now, Blaze is thinking about

<v Speaker 1>how that asshole never even cared to take the time

<v Speaker 1>to worry about Frend's needs.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he didn't choke her or hang her with a

<v Speaker 2>news or anything.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She tells him that she dropped out of graduate

<v Speaker 1>school because she used to jerk off in her office

<v Speaker 1>and then her fiance snuck in and took a video

<v Speaker 1>of her with a rope around her neck and spread

<v Speaker 1>it to all of her classmates. The dean asked her

<v Speaker 1>to drop out, and her grandmother demanded the tuition money

<v Speaker 1>back because she was so embarrassed by Wren. I mean yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Blaze asks if people like that are what made her

<v Speaker 1>feel like she needs to die because she feels like

<v Speaker 1>she's not good enough. She asks him why he wants

<v Speaker 1>to live, and he says he'll show her. They get

<v Speaker 1>in his car and he drives her toward the woods,

<v Speaker 1>where he shines his headlights on a very specific tree.

<v Speaker 1>It has a noose hanging from it. He grabs a

<v Speaker 1>stool and places it underneath, and for a second he

<v Speaker 1>thinks about gently offering his hand to guide her, but

<v Speaker 1>he's like, nah, that's not me, So he yanks her

<v Speaker 1>out of the car by her hair. Okay, he's like,

<v Speaker 1>I'm not a nice guy, yoink all right. He puts

<v Speaker 1>her in a chokehold until she passes out, and then

<v Speaker 1>cuffs her hands before putting her neck in the noose.

<v Speaker 3>Then on my knees, I put my hand down her leggings,

<v Speaker 3>playing with her pussy. She's stopping wet, The sloppy little

<v Speaker 3>bitch that fear driving her deeper into the madness into me.

<v Speaker 3>I roll my neck, desire shuddering through me. She's insatiable,

<v Speaker 3>my little corpse, and fuck I want her. Oh my gosh,

<v Speaker 3>this sloppy little bitch, I would cry. Yeah, I don't

<v Speaker 3>like the sloppy No, please stop saying that to me.

<v Speaker 1>She wakes up after she's all restrained, and he shines

<v Speaker 1>his phone camera in her face, telling her to list

<v Speaker 1>every reason she wants to die for the video, and

<v Speaker 1>then she's going to tell the camera that she asked

<v Speaker 1>for him to kill her. She starts to get mad,

<v Speaker 1>and he's like, fine, then call the arrangement off, but

<v Speaker 1>she doesn't. As she lists off all of her reasons,

<v Speaker 1>he pulls his dick out and starts to jerk it.

<v Speaker 1>Then he walks up to her in the noose, standing

<v Speaker 1>on the stool, but instead of kicking it out from

<v Speaker 1>under her, he decides he's going to do something else.

<v Speaker 3>I stand slowly lifting her thigh with my free hand,

<v Speaker 3>exposing her juicy, hairy cunt. She's at the perfect height,

<v Speaker 3>high enough for me to fuck her, and high enough

<v Speaker 3>that there's a very real possibility that she'll break her neck.

<v Speaker 3>Even though I'm standing now, I can see the headlights

<v Speaker 3>shining on the glimmering arousal dripping down her inner thighs.

<v Speaker 3>My mouth salivates. Her scent sneaks in through the pine trees,

<v Speaker 3>heady and sour and so fucking addictive.

<v Speaker 1>He grabs her and pulls her off the stool and

<v Speaker 1>starts to fuck her while the news strangles her. He

<v Speaker 1>lets her swing from the rope for a second, just

<v Speaker 1>to see what she does while he's still fucking her,

<v Speaker 1>and then he pulls out a knife and cuts her

<v Speaker 1>down and keeps on fucking her in the dirt. As

<v Speaker 1>she hits the ground, he tells her that she's just

<v Speaker 1>a dead whore and she's nothing. But nothing can't fail

<v Speaker 1>and nothing can't disappoint, So like cute little pep talk,

<v Speaker 1>He's like, you're nothing, but like nobody expects anything from nothing,

<v Speaker 1>So go off, girl.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess that would make me feel better.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Then they both come together and fall to the ground.

<v Speaker 1>Totally spent. He starts to massage her bruised neck and

<v Speaker 1>she curls into him, falling asleep. The next day, Blaze

<v Speaker 1>calls out of work because he can't get his mind

<v Speaker 1>off of Wren and how maybe he doesn't even want

<v Speaker 1>to kill her anymore. A few hours later, he decides

<v Speaker 1>to pay her a visit, and she's like, hey, what

<v Speaker 1>are you doing here? I thought you called out And

<v Speaker 1>he's like, fine, I'll fuck off then, and she's like,

<v Speaker 1>what the fuck. It's such a buoy. He's spiraling because

<v Speaker 1>he's actually starting to care for her. He storms back

<v Speaker 1>out of the building and tells himself he needs to

<v Speaker 1>kill something. He does some sleuthing and finds out that

<v Speaker 1>her ex fiance's name is Arnold Weber. He tracks Arnold

<v Speaker 1>down at a bar where the slee's ball is telling

<v Speaker 1>the bartender she should smile more. Ew I know, I

<v Speaker 1>hate that. He watches for a while and then follows

<v Speaker 1>a drunk Arnold out to his car, where he lunges

<v Speaker 1>and stabs him with a syringe to knock him out.

<v Speaker 1>Blaze brings Arnold to the grave that he fucked ren

<v Speaker 1>inside of and drops him in. He jumps in the

<v Speaker 1>grave on top of Arnold and starts ruminating on his

<v Speaker 1>mom and he's just filled with rage. As soon as

<v Speaker 1>Arnold wakes up, Blaze stabs him in the stomach over

<v Speaker 1>and over and over again.

<v Speaker 3>I even pull the blade down and split open his stomach.

<v Speaker 3>Thread is intestines through my fingers like seaweed on the beach.

<v Speaker 3>His organs are hot, slippery like jellyfish. We dick throbs

<v Speaker 3>as I look down at him, but all I see

<v Speaker 3>is Wren.

<v Speaker 1>Cute. All he sees his Wren. He finds a rogue

<v Speaker 1>water bottle and dumps it out, and then hoists Arnold

<v Speaker 1>up to pour blood and guts into it so he

<v Speaker 1>can use it later, for God knows what.

<v Speaker 3>I cap the bottle, then use the extra blood on

<v Speaker 3>my palms to fuck myself. Red stains cover my pants.

<v Speaker 3>My dick heart is a rock. The blood is warm

<v Speaker 3>like Ren's cunt, like safety, Like knowing that I'm the

<v Speaker 3>last thing she'll ever need. I come quickly ejaculating on

<v Speaker 3>his corpse. Then the post orgasm clarity comes to me,

<v Speaker 3>catching in my throat.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what kind of post orgasm clarity do you have?

<v Speaker 1>He's like, damn, that.

<v Speaker 2>Wasn't even a chick.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Then he realizes he's collecting this blood for Wren,

<v Speaker 1>and now he wants more. He drags Arnold inside and

<v Speaker 1>hangs him up by his ankles to drain the body.

<v Speaker 1>He texts Ren to meet him at the cemetery at midnight.

<v Speaker 1>She gets there early, just as he's preheating the crematory,

<v Speaker 1>and he tells her he has a present for her,

<v Speaker 1>but first she has to get naked and lie on

<v Speaker 1>the table. Then he pulls out the water bottle and

<v Speaker 1>splashes her with the contents, and she's like, what is

<v Speaker 1>that And he says, you know what? It is love,

<v Speaker 1>And she's torn between it being unsanitary and the fact

<v Speaker 1>that he just called her love because he's been calling

<v Speaker 1>her like sloppy bitch, corpse whore. Yeah, what are we?

<v Speaker 1>He rubs the gloopy blood all over her stomach and

<v Speaker 1>gives her a nice little massage with it. Stop gloopy, gloopy.

<v Speaker 3>The liquid is cold, His fingers are damp, slightly pruny

<v Speaker 3>from being soaked in liquid. He uses the blood to

<v Speaker 3>tease the ridges of my ass, his eyes locked on me,

<v Speaker 3>his mouth opened, waiting for my reaction.

<v Speaker 1>A chill runs down my spine. It's blood.

<v Speaker 3>He's using someone's blood as lubricant for ass play. The

<v Speaker 3>way i'd throw up, I'd be like woo. I mean yeah,

<v Speaker 3>because like she wants to die, But I don't know

<v Speaker 3>if she's into this. She never fucking said, yeah, I'm

<v Speaker 3>into killing people. I'm into other people's like bodily fluid.

<v Speaker 1>Did she I don't know, Did I miss that? No,

<v Speaker 1>she never said that.

<v Speaker 3>All she said was she like to like masturbate and

<v Speaker 3>like toe the line of death.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And he's like ooh, blood and guts on her ass.

<v Speaker 1>He's finger popping her asshole, and she tells him how

<v Speaker 1>good it feels. He asks if she likes it, and

<v Speaker 1>she says yes. He rips all his clothes off and

<v Speaker 1>pulls her to the edge of the table and then

<v Speaker 1>uses more blood as lube to fuck her ass. As

<v Speaker 1>he fucks her, he tells her what a depraved little

<v Speaker 1>horse she is for liking this so much, and she

<v Speaker 1>just nods her head. He starts to finger her and

<v Speaker 1>tells her what a dirty little bit she is, and

<v Speaker 1>demands that she beg him not to kill her, so

<v Speaker 1>she does while playing with her klit.

<v Speaker 3>There's no problem with natural lubrication, he says. He digs

<v Speaker 3>a second finger into my cunt, his dick still riding

<v Speaker 3>in my ass against that thin wall of flesh. My

<v Speaker 3>mind flashes to my eggs, and I glance at the

<v Speaker 3>hallway toward the crematory. Is that who is burning right now?

<v Speaker 3>Is that the blood we're bathing in? Does it matter?

<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Does it matter?

<v Speaker 2>Clearly not.

<v Speaker 1>She comes and then he grabs the bottle and dumps

<v Speaker 1>the rest of the blood over both of their faces,

<v Speaker 1>and they both come together. Oh their faces, their faces ugh.

<v Speaker 1>Ren eventually goes home while Blaze cleans up the mess,

<v Speaker 1>and he's completely losing it now. He ignores Ren at

<v Speaker 1>work and tells himself he needs to fuck and kill something.

<v Speaker 1>He goes to the bar that night to scope out

<v Speaker 1>what he can find. He sees someone who looks slightly

<v Speaker 1>like Wren, so he drugs her and brings her back

<v Speaker 1>to his house. But he can't get hard, and he

<v Speaker 1>doesn't even want to kill this random girl. He only

<v Speaker 1>wants Wren, so he just shoots her in the head.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So he still kills her, but he

<v Speaker 1>doesn't fuck her.

<v Speaker 2>No, because he can't get a bony.

<v Speaker 1>Then he calls out of work for the next few days.

<v Speaker 1>Ren is worried as heck about him, so she goes

<v Speaker 1>to his house. He's acting all distant at first, but

<v Speaker 1>eventually invites her in and says they can order takeout.

<v Speaker 1>They eat pizza together in companionable silence, and then she

<v Speaker 1>excuses herself to the bathroom. On her way back down

<v Speaker 1>the hallway, she stumbles across his weapon room and starts

<v Speaker 1>eyeballing a pistol, but Blaze walks up behind her and says,

<v Speaker 1>go on, take it. He forces it in her hand

<v Speaker 1>and then starts to play her suicide note video on

<v Speaker 1>the TV on max volume. Oh my god, it's like

<v Speaker 1>a dark ass room and it's just blaring as she's

<v Speaker 1>listing all the reasons she wants to die in this video.

<v Speaker 3>He shoves me over the bed and the gun falls

<v Speaker 3>to the mattress. I stare at it, the sobs crowding

<v Speaker 3>my throat as he licks my ass, his fat tongue

<v Speaker 3>darting in my hole, my arousal dripping between my thighs. Abruptly,

<v Speaker 3>he shifts our bodies, changing us around and lifting me

<v Speaker 3>until I'm shraddling his lap.

<v Speaker 1>We sit on the edge of the bed, me on top.

<v Speaker 3>He lowers my hips onto his cock and peling my

<v Speaker 3>ass like a piece of meat on a rack. His

<v Speaker 3>cock cuts through me, shreds me in two. My throat burns. Wait,

<v Speaker 3>is that just anal with nothing. I mean he did

<v Speaker 3>lick her asshole?

<v Speaker 1>Oh fun enough, no, well with his fat tongue. He

<v Speaker 1>tells her she's going to come for him before she dies,

<v Speaker 1>and puts the gun back in her hand, forcing it

<v Speaker 1>against her temple. He starts to count down from five,

<v Speaker 1>but she knows she doesn't want to go out like this,

<v Speaker 1>and just as he reaches one, he uses his other

<v Speaker 1>hand to choke her hard and they both come, but

<v Speaker 1>then she realizes she's still alive.

<v Speaker 3>Blaze removes his cock slowly, his cum dripping out of

<v Speaker 3>my gaping hole. A flicker of emotion washes over his

<v Speaker 3>eyes as he studies me. The corners of his face

<v Speaker 3>wrinkles in pride. Warmth Is it joy? He bends down,

<v Speaker 3>crawling on top of my exhausted body. Then he presses

<v Speaker 3>his lips to mine.

<v Speaker 1>It's their first kid.

<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't even realize that cute?

<v Speaker 1>All that is cute. She starts to cry hysterically as

<v Speaker 1>they make out, and then he puts his dick in

<v Speaker 1>her ass again. Why not her vaggna?

<v Speaker 3>I love seeing you cry, he interrupts. You're such a wreck,

<v Speaker 3>a beautiful fucking mess. He pumps inside of me harder,

<v Speaker 3>his cock twitching, digging out my heart. I close my eyes,

<v Speaker 3>letting it overwhelm me. He slaps my face again, bringing

<v Speaker 3>my attention back to him. You're my fucking mess, my

<v Speaker 3>bloody little corpse.

<v Speaker 1>You hear that, Wren.

<v Speaker 3>You're mine until the day you die, for the days after,

<v Speaker 3>until both of us are worm food and the world

<v Speaker 3>doesn't remember us anymore.

<v Speaker 1>You are mine.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, c told you there's romance.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that is romance.

<v Speaker 1>She comes, He comes, It's beautiful. They cuddle for a

<v Speaker 1>bit while she cries, and then he gets up and

<v Speaker 1>grabs a metal choke collar, placing it around her neck,

<v Speaker 1>and they both fall asleep. The next morning, they both

<v Speaker 1>miss work, and Wren wakes up around noon to Blaze

<v Speaker 1>bringing her a cup of coffee. They both know the

<v Speaker 1>deal is off, and they even feel some form of

<v Speaker 1>happiness together. He drops her back off at home and

<v Speaker 1>insists that she calls him later. She lays in bed

<v Speaker 1>for a little bit, thinking about how much things have

<v Speaker 1>changed for both of them, and then there's a knock

<v Speaker 1>at the door. It's Blaze's brother, introducing himself as a

<v Speaker 1>doctor and inquires about her wish for an assisted suicide.

<v Speaker 1>He shows her the drugs she can administer herself and

<v Speaker 1>tells her it should be her call, not Blaze's, and

<v Speaker 1>to call him if she decides she wants them. He

<v Speaker 1>gives her his business card and then he leaves. A

<v Speaker 1>few hours later, Blaze calls and asks her to come

<v Speaker 1>back over, so she gets in the car, but on

<v Speaker 1>the way she starts to panic about what's going on

<v Speaker 1>with everything, and she parks her car, giving Blaze's brother

<v Speaker 1>a call and makes a plan to meet up for

<v Speaker 1>the drugs. My god, does his brother hate him?

<v Speaker 2>No, he just doesn't agree with him killing people, which

<v Speaker 2>his brother knows.

<v Speaker 1>Oh that's fucking wild. Yeah, his brother helps cover up

<v Speaker 1>the mom thing. Wow, did his brother like agree with

<v Speaker 1>the mom thing? No, his brother was like the golden child.

<v Speaker 1>So when Blaze was telling his brother that his mom

<v Speaker 1>was super abusive, his brother was like, ah, she's not

<v Speaker 1>that bad.

<v Speaker 2>He's older too, So he got to move out of

<v Speaker 2>the house quicker and stuff, and left Blaze there.

<v Speaker 1>Oh god cha. He gives her the drugs and she

<v Speaker 1>heads over to Blaze's house. She parks in the driveway

<v Speaker 1>and pulls out one of the lozenges because I guess

<v Speaker 1>it's like a sedative lozenge, basically a lollipop that you

<v Speaker 1>suck and then you die.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you eat the whole thing, you're like done for.

<v Speaker 1>But she immediately takes it back out. The world starts

<v Speaker 1>to spin and Blaze opens her door. He can see

<v Speaker 1>that she's reached a decision about dying and asks if

<v Speaker 1>she's ready, and she says she is, so he puts

<v Speaker 1>her collar back on her. He brings her inside and

<v Speaker 1>gets her on the bed, where he immediately starts fucking

<v Speaker 1>her and they both come. She passes out immediately after,

<v Speaker 1>and now he's like, she took something with the hell

<v Speaker 1>because he thought she was just ready to die, and

<v Speaker 1>then when she passed out, he's like, oh, she's like

<v Speaker 1>Hella drugged. Right now, now he's panicking that she's dying

<v Speaker 1>for real, and he calls his brother for help. His

<v Speaker 1>brother gets there with a quickness, but acts like he

<v Speaker 1>doesn't know what she could have taken and then suggests

<v Speaker 1>they bring Ren to the hospital, but Blaze isn't buying it,

<v Speaker 1>and now he knows in his gut that his brother

<v Speaker 1>gave Ren the drugs and that she took them. Blaze

<v Speaker 1>punches him square in the face and warns his brother

<v Speaker 1>to get the fuck out of here before he kills him. Eventually,

<v Speaker 1>Reren wakes up, and Blaze is furious that she'd do

<v Speaker 1>this without him because it was supposed to be him

<v Speaker 1>taking her life. That's like his main thing is like,

<v Speaker 1>if you're gonna die, I'm gonna kill you. But also,

<v Speaker 1>your guys' deal was off. They never explicitly said that.

<v Speaker 1>And the thing was she wasn't allowed to kill herself

<v Speaker 1>until her birthday and if he doesn't kill her by then,

<v Speaker 1>he'll give her the drugs to do it herself. And

<v Speaker 1>it's not her birthday yet. Oh okay. They spit nasty

<v Speaker 1>words back and forth, and eventually Wren starts to physically

<v Speaker 1>hit him before getting in her car to drive to

<v Speaker 1>the crematory. She realizes Blaze took all of her drugs,

<v Speaker 1>so she calls his brother for more, but he says

<v Speaker 1>that he doesn't have anymore, but he can get some

<v Speaker 1>as long as she doesn't tell Blaze. Blaze goes to

<v Speaker 1>find her at the crematory and watches as she pulls

<v Speaker 1>out of the parking lot. He tails her until they

<v Speaker 1>both wind up pulling over on the side of the road.

<v Speaker 1>He gets out and she's super confused as to why

<v Speaker 1>he's here, but he just slams a bag over her

<v Speaker 1>head and throws her in the trunk of his car

<v Speaker 1>and cuffs her hands. Oh my god, he says, gotcha,

<v Speaker 1>this is a third act breakup.

<v Speaker 2>Please.

<v Speaker 1>He drives home and carries her flailing inside the bathroom.

<v Speaker 1>Then he opens the toilet and dunks her head inside.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. He gives her a few swirlies and

<v Speaker 1>then pulls his dick out and starts to fuck her.

<v Speaker 1>But it's not like how it normally is. She isn't

<v Speaker 1>responding to him the way she normally does when they

<v Speaker 1>do this kind of thing. He tells her she wants

<v Speaker 1>to fucking live and he's the one that showed her that.

<v Speaker 1>He picks her up and brings her to the room

<v Speaker 1>before restraining her wrist to his bedpost, but not before

<v Speaker 1>she punches him square in the nose. Get him. She's

<v Speaker 1>screaming at him, and then his brother walks in. Blaze

<v Speaker 1>grabs his gun, and the brother's tussle, but Blaze shoots

<v Speaker 1>him right in the forehead. Rest in peace, brother.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I feel like all I've said this

<v Speaker 3>episode is Oh my god.

<v Speaker 1>Now Ren is pissed because he killed his own brother,

<v Speaker 1>but he won't kill her.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, honestly, she was like you said you would

<v Speaker 3>do with this.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She accuses him of caring about her so much

<v Speaker 1>he can't even kill her, and he says, don't you

<v Speaker 1>get it, You're everything to me. Oh yeah, obviously he

<v Speaker 1>does care about you. He walks out of the room

<v Speaker 1>and collapses on the couch as Wren frees herself from

<v Speaker 1>the bed and walks out the front door. Blaze silently

<v Speaker 1>begs her to stay, but she doesn't. Sometime passes and

<v Speaker 1>Reren is just going through the motions. She's completely empty inside.

<v Speaker 1>Blaze quits his job and a new grave digger is hired.

<v Speaker 1>She goes home after work one day and realizes it's

<v Speaker 1>her birthday. She was supposed to be dead by now.

<v Speaker 1>That was her deal with Blaze. Now she doesn't have him,

<v Speaker 1>and all she wants is to have him back. Blaze

<v Speaker 1>is equally miserable. He even kills a random woman to

<v Speaker 1>get his urges out, but it just isn't the same.

<v Speaker 1>He only wants Wren. He loves her. One night, Wren

<v Speaker 1>stays late at work, and Blaze pays her a visit

<v Speaker 1>with a plethora of death tools, telling her it's her choice,

<v Speaker 1>but she needs to decide if it's even what she

<v Speaker 1>wants anymore. She says she can do it herself. He'll

<v Speaker 1>fuck her, but he won't kill her because he's choosing

<v Speaker 1>her for life. He confesses his love for her. She

<v Speaker 1>breaks down and tells him she wants to live with him,

<v Speaker 1>and he holds her while she cries. The end.

<v Speaker 3>Wow, wow, oh my goodness, I did like that.

<v Speaker 1>But wow heavy, Yeah, how to make you feel you know?

<v Speaker 1>I did like it. I did. I liked the story.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I have to sit on this one

<v Speaker 1>for a little bit. Do you think Blaize is sexy?

<v Speaker 2>No?

<v Speaker 1>Would you trade places with Wren?

<v Speaker 3>Oh?

<v Speaker 1>My god, No, I want to live.

<v Speaker 3>Baby's so scary. Also, I also don't want to get

<v Speaker 3>fucked in my ass without any sort of lubrication. A

<v Speaker 3>little bit of spit doesn't count any more than that.

<v Speaker 1>If he used like an entire water bottle full of

<v Speaker 1>blood and guts, well, we did it. We did season three.

<v Speaker 1>Bow bow bow. Yeah, come on back for season four

<v Speaker 1>in January twenty twenty six.

<v Speaker 3>That is absolutely insane.

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