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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to our slash smut, where we find the spiciest

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<v Speaker 1>horny little rats. It's time to r slash smut up

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, it's Charlotte, It's Riley, and we're back with more

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<v Speaker 2>it every Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, every Tuesday, do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Or your mom's a hoe. Yeah. And this first one

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<v Speaker 2>comes from Best Respond sixty seven to twenty one, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's called house Dad Part one and the tags are

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<v Speaker 2>male forties, female thirties, female twenties, age gap, rough, oral,

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<v Speaker 2>unprotected sex. It honestly never occurred to me. I was

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<v Speaker 2>looking for a place to live that was closer to

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<v Speaker 2>my partner and found a great two bedroom only a

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<v Speaker 2>few blocks away. It wasn't until I moved in that

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<v Speaker 2>I realized I was basically moving into student housing for

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<v Speaker 2>the local university. Four units in the Brownstone, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was the only one living alone. The rest of the

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<v Speaker 2>units were students living the apartments together. My status's house

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<v Speaker 2>Dad was set in Stone from the beginning. At first,

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<v Speaker 2>I was worried that it would be too loud. After all,

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<v Speaker 2>I was nearly fifty and assumed that the kids would

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<v Speaker 2>be having crazy parties all night every night. Turns out

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<v Speaker 2>I was wrong about that too. All of my new

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<v Speaker 2>neighbors were pretty quiet, and frankly, I was usually the

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<v Speaker 2>one up later making noise. In addition to the music

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<v Speaker 2>that was usually playing while I was home, I was

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<v Speaker 2>far more likely to have guests over than they were.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what a bunch of nerds. Yeah, what are they doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are the friends? They're youth studying.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I already know that this guy is gonna

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<v Speaker 3>fuck the kids. He's calling him kids and now he's

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<v Speaker 3>going to fuck him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's free.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I had been dating my partner Kate for nearly two

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<v Speaker 2>years when I moved in, and we had been non

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<v Speaker 2>monogab the whole time. She would be over a couple

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<v Speaker 2>nights per week, and I would usually have a date

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<v Speaker 2>or two outside of that. Together, we hung out with

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<v Speaker 2>singles and other couples, so I have to admit that

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<v Speaker 2>it was probably a little confusing for my neighbors trying

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<v Speaker 2>to keep up with the comings and goings in my place?

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<v Speaker 2>How does this relatively normal older guy get all of

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<v Speaker 2>these women to sleep with him. I'm only five eight,

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<v Speaker 2>and while I'm in pretty good shape, I'm certainly not ripped.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he's a short king.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I feel like women really love just average looking dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like there's nothing like an ugly hot man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Like I feel like most women aren't like, oh

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<v Speaker 3>I want a hot Maybe I'm wrong, but like I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like most women aren't like, oh I need a

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<v Speaker 3>really hot, ripped, fucking tall man.

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<v Speaker 2>No, just an average joe. Just a dude, Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 2>a dude. Am I wrong? I don't think so. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not hell. I even have a normal cock six inches,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing crazy, but it works. None of my neighbors complained, though,

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<v Speaker 2>so either they couldn't hear what was happening in my

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<v Speaker 2>place or they just didn't care. I settled into a

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<v Speaker 2>normal routine and slowly got to know everyone else in

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<v Speaker 2>the building. There were the twins across the hall, Kimmy

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<v Speaker 2>and Kylie. They were in their last year of college

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<v Speaker 2>and both were athletes, one of them a soccer player

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<v Speaker 2>and the other across country runner. One of the units

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<v Speaker 2>downstairs was occupied by Lauren and Maria. They fully embodied

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<v Speaker 2>the stereotype of the English lit majors that they were.

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney and Sarah lived in the fourth unit. All I

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<v Speaker 2>knew about them was that they smoked a lot of pot.

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<v Speaker 2>Somehow I had stumbled into living right next to six

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<v Speaker 2>attractive young women. All in all, it was a good

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<v Speaker 2>place to live. Yeah, your life sounds sweet, dude, Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>it does.

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<v Speaker 3>He sounds like he's literally just like having the best

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<v Speaker 3>time of his life and is like midlife.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good for him. A few months after moving in,

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<v Speaker 2>I was having a fairly normal week. Kate had come

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<v Speaker 2>over on Monday night and we had incredible sex, connecting

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time in a couple days. Two nights later,

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<v Speaker 2>one of my friends with benefits, Ali came over. She

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<v Speaker 2>was younger, only thirty, and we had great chemistry. She

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<v Speaker 2>was tall and strong five ten, with powerful legs and

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<v Speaker 2>an incredible ass. She had a thing for older men

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<v Speaker 2>and loved nothing more than serving me When she came over.

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<v Speaker 2>Our night was fairly routine, at least for us. The

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<v Speaker 2>moment she entered my place, she dropped to her knees

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<v Speaker 2>and took my cock out. I took hold of her long, dark,

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<v Speaker 2>wavy hair. She started to lick from my balls to

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<v Speaker 2>the head of my cock. I've been craving your cock, daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>she heard. Please use me like a little slut. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucked her mouth in the entryway before carrying her

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<v Speaker 2>back to my bedroom. I told her she needed to

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<v Speaker 2>earn my cock by coming like a good girl for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I made her come repeatedly with my tongue and hands

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<v Speaker 2>and a wand soon she was incapable of forming words,

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<v Speaker 2>simply moaning and babbling her way through her last two orgasms.

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<v Speaker 2>Good girl, I could as she came down from the

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<v Speaker 2>assault on her senses. Now, I'm gonna use you like

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<v Speaker 2>a little fuck toy. All right, go short king. I

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<v Speaker 2>knelt between her legs and slid inside her slick pussy

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<v Speaker 2>with one punishing thrust. I was past the point of nuance,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking her hard with long, deep strokes. She was laying

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<v Speaker 2>back with her eyes closed, and to get her attention,

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<v Speaker 2>I grabbed a fist full of her hair and pulled

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<v Speaker 2>her head toward me. Look at me when I'm fucking you.

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<v Speaker 2>I y yes, daddy, she said, eyes wide and staring

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<v Speaker 2>at me. I'm so sorry, daddy, I continued fucking her

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<v Speaker 2>with steady strokes and consents that she was close to

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<v Speaker 2>coming again. Don't you dare fucking come without asking me?

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<v Speaker 2>I won't, Daddy, I promise. Can I please come? Daddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, calm down. That's a lot of daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>I put my hand on her throat and looked into

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<v Speaker 2>her eyes. Yes, allie, you can come. She moaned and

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<v Speaker 2>grunted and squeezed my cock as her orgasm overtook her.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Daddy, she said, tears filling her eyes. That

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<v Speaker 2>did it get on your knees? I groaned. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>fucking come. She dropped to her knees while I stroked

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<v Speaker 2>my cock inches from her face. Yes, Staddy, cover me

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<v Speaker 2>with your fucking cum. Yes, studdy beautiful rope after rope

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<v Speaker 2>of cum shot out of my cock, covering her chest

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<v Speaker 2>and face. Completely spent, I laid back down on the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>She cleaned my cock with her tongue and then went

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<v Speaker 2>to the bathroom to clean up. She came back into

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<v Speaker 2>the bedroom and I wrapped her in my arms. We

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<v Speaker 2>talked and snuggled for a bit until it was time

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<v Speaker 2>for her to go. I put on a pair of

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<v Speaker 2>shorts in a tank, and we walked out into the hallway.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I overheard someone stirring in the apartment across

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<v Speaker 2>the hall, but I couldn't tell. Thought of Kylie or

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<v Speaker 2>kimmey overhearing me cause my cock to jump, But I

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<v Speaker 2>put the thought out of my mind and walked Alley

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<v Speaker 2>to her car, wishing her a good night. The end. Wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the college girls had little to nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 2>this story. But yeah, I thought he was gonna fuck

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<v Speaker 2>them all. He fucked exactly none of them, which is

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<v Speaker 2>probably a good thing.

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<v Speaker 3>This next one comes from our Jr. Wrights and the

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<v Speaker 3>title slash tags I think are male male armpit stink romance. Fine,

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<v Speaker 3>I love an armpit?

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<v Speaker 2>You do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You're an armpit girly.

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<v Speaker 3>Zach watched his best friend from his slightly cracked door

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<v Speaker 3>as he was relieving the built up pressure in his balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff was so eager to come that his mind didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even care that his door was a jar. Weeks of

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<v Speaker 3>pent up sexual urges were too strong to contain. Is

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<v Speaker 3>he looking at men licking each other's armpits? Zack squinted,

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<v Speaker 3>He indeed was Jeff sniffed his own before speeding up

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<v Speaker 3>the fapping. Zach took a deep breath and walked into

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff's room. Okay, buddy, enough is enough? Is this why some.

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<v Speaker 2>Of my gym T shirts have gone missing? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>sniff them? Zach questioned.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff was frantically trying to contain his cock back inside

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<v Speaker 3>his underwear, but he knew it was too late. I

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<v Speaker 3>can explain Jeff was shaking. Dude, There's no need to

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<v Speaker 3>worry a man. I mean, sure, it's weird, but we're bros.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want a pit to lick, I can help

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<v Speaker 3>a brother out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what a friend. That is a friend, Zach smiled.

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<v Speaker 3>As Jeff's eyes grew wide, Zach lifted his armpit and

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<v Speaker 3>leaned to the side to stick it right into Jeff's face.

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<v Speaker 3>Go on, buddy, jerk one out, give it a sniff.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro Zach's pitt was ripe. After a full day of

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<v Speaker 3>working out. He forgot to shower and knew he was

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<v Speaker 3>pretty smelly. He was doing laundry, so he didn't want

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<v Speaker 3>to get sweaty again in the hot laundry room outside

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<v Speaker 3>his apartment. Luckily, he found a great use for his

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<v Speaker 3>stink in his best buddy and roommate, Jeff. Jeff moaned

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<v Speaker 3>with every inhale of Zach's hot, garbage smelling pit. His

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<v Speaker 3>strokes became easier as cock grew harder in his fist.

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<v Speaker 3>As he continued to inhale, the feeling grew too intense.

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<v Speaker 3>He started spraying wad after wad of come onto the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>It wad. That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Wod I hate that grows?

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<v Speaker 3>Keep going, buddy, I bet it's still stinky as fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Zach's pit sweat started combining with the sweat on Jeff's

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<v Speaker 3>face as it dripped down into Jeff's mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Just sweat in your mouth, disgusting. That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff tasted his roommate's funk with every swallow of his sweat. Moaning,

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff submissively agreed to keep stroking. His balls were still

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<v Speaker 3>loaded with so much come that he never wanted to stop. See, bro,

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<v Speaker 3>what are bros for? You didn't even have to hide

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<v Speaker 3>this from me. I will share as much bro stink

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<v Speaker 3>with you as you can handle, Zach teased. Jeff was

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<v Speaker 3>so close to his second release, still whimpering in his

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<v Speaker 3>best friend's pit. Cute Kitsie, and somebody called and said,

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<v Speaker 3>I think this deserves a new category called wholesomely hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're just true blue friends, super hot, so hot

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<v Speaker 2>armpits don't make me horny. I just love to smell

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<v Speaker 2>my husband's armpits.

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<v Speaker 3>The stick here your own husbands.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fair. And this next one comes from Anastasia

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<v Speaker 2>x Rose and it's called hooked up with my hot

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<v Speaker 2>neighbor during a power outage and it turned into the

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<v Speaker 2>wildest night and the tags are female nineteen, male, twenty four, comeshot, hardcore,

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<v Speaker 2>neighbor sex, neighbor sex. Okay, so this happened a couple

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<v Speaker 2>nights ago and I'm still sore from it, but in

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<v Speaker 2>the best way. Lol. I'm nineteen, living in this crappy

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<v Speaker 2>apartment building while going to community college, and there's this

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<v Speaker 2>hot guy next door who's twenty four. I think works

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<v Speaker 2>as a mechanic or something because he's always got grease

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<v Speaker 2>on his hands, but damn does he fill out his shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>We flirted a bit in the hallway, like he'd help

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<v Speaker 2>me with groceries, and I'd catch him staring at my

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<v Speaker 2>Well he's twenty four, he's not like that much older.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean, if he's a player, yeah, he's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>Brain, stupid girl. Anyway, there was this huge storm and

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<v Speaker 2>talked dirty jokes. What kind of dirty jokes are making

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<v Speaker 2>your dick hard?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? What kind of dirty jokes are you telling? Just

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<v Speaker 3>between the two of you, like knock knock?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's that my pussy y ah think's here too? Things

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<v Speaker 2>feeling how thick it was, my pussy getting wet through

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<v Speaker 2>my panties. You're such a tease, he growled, unhooking my

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<v Speaker 2>bra and sucking on my tits, biting my nipples till

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<v Speaker 2>one go, spreading my legs wide. Look at that pretty pussy,

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<v Speaker 2>all wet for me, he said, diving in with his tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>He licked my slit slow at first, tasting my juices,

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<v Speaker 2>then sucked my clit hard while fingering me deep with

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<v Speaker 2>he ate me out like he was starving. Fuck your

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<v Speaker 2>tongue feels so good. I gasped, coming hard all over

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<v Speaker 2>his face, my pussy pulsing and squirting a bit onto

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<v Speaker 2>his chin. He lapped it up, smirking like he'd want

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<v Speaker 2>a prize. Get those dry ass lips off my pussy

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I don't like a cracked dry lip. No thank you, no,

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<v Speaker 2>his dick springing out huge, probably eight inches, veiny and

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<v Speaker 2>throbbing with precum beating at the tip. Suck it, baby,

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<v Speaker 2>he ordered, and I got on my knees eager. I

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<v Speaker 2>licked the head, tasting salty precum, then took him into

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth, bobbing deep until he hit my throat. He

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed my head, fucking my face, gentle at first, then harder,

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<v Speaker 2>calling me a good little cocksucker. My saliva dripped down

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<v Speaker 2>his balls. I fondled them while gagging on his dick,

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<v Speaker 2>tears in my eyes, but loving it. He pulled out

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<v Speaker 2>before coming, not wanting to finish yet. He bent me

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<v Speaker 2>over the arm of the couch, ass up and rubbed

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<v Speaker 2>he said, Please fuck my pussy. I need your dick,

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<v Speaker 2>I whined. He slammed in all at once, stretching me wide,

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<v Speaker 2>filling every inch. It hurt good, his cock pounding deep balls,

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<v Speaker 2>slapping my clit with each thrust. Your pussy's so tight

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<v Speaker 2>and creamy, he grunted, you know, creamy. I hate the

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<v Speaker 2>word creamy when it comes to a pussy. Yeah, spanking

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<v Speaker 2>my ass red while railing me doggy style. I reached

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<v Speaker 2>back to rub my clip, coming again quick, my walls

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<v Speaker 2>clenching around him. Juice is running down my thighs. He

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't done, pulled out and sat on the couch, pulling

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<v Speaker 2>me to straddle him. I lowered onto his dick, riding

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<v Speaker 2>him slow at first my tit's bouncing in his face

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<v Speaker 2>as he sucked them, then faster, grinding my clit against

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<v Speaker 2>his pubes, his hands on my ass, guiding me ride

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<v Speaker 2>that dick like a slut, he said, thrusting up to

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<v Speaker 2>meet me. Sweat poured off of us, the rooms smelling

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<v Speaker 2>like sex. I came once more, screaming my pussy, milking him.

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<v Speaker 2>For the finale, He stood me up, pinned me up

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<v Speaker 2>against the wall, lifting one leg to fuck me standing.

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<v Speaker 2>His dick hit even deeper, pounding my cervix, making me

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<v Speaker 2>see stars. Gonna come in your pussy, he warned, and

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<v Speaker 2>I begged him too. He groaned loud, shooting hot loads

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<v Speaker 2>of cumb deep inside me, filling me up till it

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<v Speaker 2>leaked around his cock. I felt it dripped down my

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<v Speaker 2>legs as he pulled out, both of us, panting, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this man is a stranger. He comes home dirty with

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<v Speaker 2>his dry assed lips. You just let him come in, you,

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<v Speaker 2>you just raw dogged it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, these girls are never afraid of STDs or anything

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<v Speaker 3>like that, of the sort.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the comments says, oh, fuck, maybe I can

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<v Speaker 2>be his free use comeslut now. I wouldn't say no,

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<v Speaker 2>even if he brought some of his friends to take

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<v Speaker 2>advantage of me. What do you mean, you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>It's all fun, you know, fun, Yes, book talk, book world, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>real life, be safe?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Yeah, and her phone's dead, the power's out.

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<v Speaker 2>What if something bad happened? What if he literally just

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<v Speaker 2>killed her? We're such old ladies, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think about that sometimes when we're like doing our

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<v Speaker 3>books during you know, when we're recording our book reviews

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever not book reviews.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes when I'm responding to like some of the things

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<v Speaker 3>they're doing, I'm like, God, you are such an old

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<v Speaker 3>vanilla ass bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like, be safe, think of your future. I

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<v Speaker 2>think of your health, respect yourself just and like people

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<v Speaker 2>don't trust everyone, men, especially God. Yeah, God men. I

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<v Speaker 2>know a lot of these women are just too trusting,

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 3>And this next one comes from gran NEWI DA.

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<v Speaker 2>So how you'd say it, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>And the title is I Mail twenty eight. Worked as

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<v Speaker 3>a security guard at a retirement home. Those horny old

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<v Speaker 3>ladies passed me around like a doobie all summer long.

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<v Speaker 2>I searched old ladies or old did you Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Whenever I told someone I worked security at a retirement facility,

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<v Speaker 3>I would always be asked the same flurry of tired questions.

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<v Speaker 3>These inquirers, in all their innocent curiosity, tended to focus

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<v Speaker 3>on the questions of death, that sulfurous, looming cloud that

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<v Speaker 3>hovered through every hallway, every room, every denture, stricken bowl

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<v Speaker 3>of half eaten apple sauce. Did you ever see a corpse?

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<v Speaker 2>They asked? Did you ever help cart the bodies?

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<v Speaker 3>Out, or the most pressing question, do people really shit

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<v Speaker 3>themselves when they die?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're gonna shit yourself when you die. Yeah, everyone does.

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<v Speaker 2>It's normal. That's why right before I die, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>run and go shit toilet really fast so you don't

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<v Speaker 2>defecate once you're done. Yes, go out with dignity. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what my thing is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, everyone shits, literally, fucking everyone shits, So like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>be thinking to myself in my head and I'll be like,

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan Gosling shits. He sits down on his toilet and

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<v Speaker 2>he has a big, fat, nasty shit. Sometimes I literally

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<v Speaker 2>think about the Kardashians. I'm like Kim Kardashian, she's shits,

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<v Speaker 2>Kimi Shuenner, she shits. They all shit.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know why we're made to feel bad

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<v Speaker 3>about our shits, okay, because we all do it.

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<v Speaker 2>We all shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, now that I'm off my soap bogs. When asked,

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<v Speaker 3>I could only nod affirmatively with a solemn blank stare.

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<v Speaker 3>For even Mother Mary had to cover her virginal button

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<v Speaker 3>nose with a nearby roman sleeve to mask the wafting

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<v Speaker 3>scent of forgiven sin running down the legs of her

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<v Speaker 3>only begotten son.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Deep, Yeah, what the fuck was that?

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<v Speaker 3>But there was another question that was us most often

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<v Speaker 3>during adult house parties in the late twenty tens, when

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<v Speaker 3>the comparative lack of world affairs meant that conversation often

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<v Speaker 3>slid into the fruitless ravines of internet gossip and trivia.

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<v Speaker 3>And this answer I will give to you now. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>old people be fucking yeah they do.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard about like all of the std outbreaks

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<v Speaker 2>in retirement homes because old people just be fucking No.

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<v Speaker 2>That kind of grosses me out. And old people have

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<v Speaker 2>fucked more than us, which is insane to think about.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, no, no, there's no way. Yeah, they've

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<v Speaker 2>had an entire lifetime of fucking. They probably did anal orgies,

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<v Speaker 2>three sums, voyeurism, pony play. They probably don't seed some

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<v Speaker 2>show of things mm hm. So if you need sex advice,

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<v Speaker 2>to ask an old person.

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<v Speaker 3>The first time I heard of one of these wrinkled

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<v Speaker 3>affairs was around Christmas twenty eighteen. It was only my

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<v Speaker 3>second week on the job when the weary eyed staff

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<v Speaker 3>had brought up to me in conversation that something had

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<v Speaker 3>been in the water, so to speak. They alleged that

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<v Speaker 3>there had been a large uptick in sexual activity among

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<v Speaker 3>the residents since the early autumn, when a particularly rebellious

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<v Speaker 3>older gentleman convinced his grandson to sneak in a collection

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<v Speaker 3>of modern porno DVDs. When the nurses finally caught a

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<v Speaker 3>group in the act watching the tapes, they at first

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<v Speaker 3>found it quite hilarious and innocent. This all changed, however,

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<v Speaker 3>when a woman was caught giving a wheelchair lap dance

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<v Speaker 3>to a paralyzed man in plain view the next morning

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<v Speaker 3>during breakfast. Oh my god, Gladys get down. Later that week,

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<v Speaker 3>another couple was caught heels up in the communal exercise room.

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<v Speaker 3>A verico veined mania of group sex under the table,

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<v Speaker 3>handies and bathroom blowies had spread throughout the quaint understaffed

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<v Speaker 3>Minnesotan nursing home's elderly population, and the staff was clueless

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<v Speaker 3>on how to combat it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just let them fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're adults. A strict curfew of nine PM was

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<v Speaker 3>quickly instated, with the most trusted and pious residence being

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<v Speaker 3>conscripted to wheel around the hallways at all hours of

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<v Speaker 3>the night to stop any late night booty calls until

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<v Speaker 3>they too were caught taking part in these late night orgies.

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<v Speaker 2>Ew.

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<v Speaker 3>This all came to a head when an older gentleman

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<v Speaker 3>nearly got in a brawl with his son in the

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<v Speaker 3>lobby during the annual Halloween luncheon. The frustrated elder, who

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<v Speaker 3>was stricken with a grocery list of heart conditions, threatened

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<v Speaker 3>his son that he would be writing him out of

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<v Speaker 3>his will until he agreed to sneak in a six

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<v Speaker 3>month supply of Chinese made viagra for him. The two

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<v Speaker 3>parties had to be separated by the nurses and an

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<v Speaker 3>off duty cop who happened to be visiting his mother,

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<v Speaker 3>with the older man being wheeled back to his room

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<v Speaker 3>in an improvised straight jacket made of electrical tape.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, just let them fuck. Let them go

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<v Speaker 2>out doing what they love to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand why they're not allowed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so nobody's getting knocked up if they get

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<v Speaker 2>an STD they're all going to die in a year

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<v Speaker 2>or two anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so maya as wild jeopardize their health now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

418
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<v Speaker 1>Fuck?

419
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<v Speaker 2>Who cares? Yeah?

420
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<v Speaker 3>The management decided at that point to contact the mayoral

421
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<v Speaker 3>office of the City of Saint Paul. After long deliberation,

422
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<v Speaker 3>it was proposed that on the weekend following Thanksgiving, the

423
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<v Speaker 3>male population would be moved to a different facility across

424
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<v Speaker 3>the river in Minneapolis, and the nursing home would become

425
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<v Speaker 3>a female only residence until the current population of Heathens

426
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<v Speaker 3>died out. This transfer was done gracefully, though in early December,

427
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<v Speaker 3>a week before I arrived, one gentleman nearly died of

428
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<v Speaker 3>hypothermia trying to wheelchair across I ninety four back to

429
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<v Speaker 3>the facility in the middle of the night during a

430
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<v Speaker 3>near blizzard, screaming at the pursuing sheriff's deputies that he

431
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<v Speaker 3>didn't see all his friends die in Korea, just not

432
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<v Speaker 3>get his balls. Wet okay, okay, sir. I had just

433
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<v Speaker 3>turned twenty eight when I started the job during the

434
00:20:44.880 --> 00:20:48.519
<v Speaker 3>aftermath of that debaucherous autumn. I had worked in security

435
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<v Speaker 3>in many different settings by that point, including multiple medical facilities,

436
00:20:52.640 --> 00:20:55.200
<v Speaker 3>but I had never seen a staff so clearly disheveled

437
00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:58.720
<v Speaker 3>and traumatized. They were all relatively kind and welcoming to me,

438
00:20:59.039 --> 00:21:01.440
<v Speaker 3>but they all had a glised an empty stare and

439
00:21:01.640 --> 00:21:05.720
<v Speaker 3>eerie emptiness about them, especially around the residence. During lunch

440
00:21:05.759 --> 00:21:08.039
<v Speaker 3>one day, as I was chewing on a ham sandwich,

441
00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:10.119
<v Speaker 3>I asked a nurse I had grown quite fond of

442
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<v Speaker 3>if anything out of the ordinary had happened before I came.

443
00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:15.640
<v Speaker 3>She was a friendly burnette in her late fifties who

444
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<v Speaker 3>had aged quite gracefully and claimed to have been a

445
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<v Speaker 3>schoolteacher in her past life. As I asked the question,

446
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<v Speaker 3>her amiable demeanor changed as she quickly stood up from

447
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<v Speaker 3>the table, walked to the coffee pot, poured a cup,

448
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<v Speaker 3>and explained the chronology of events.

449
00:21:28.039 --> 00:21:30.640
<v Speaker 2>As she slowly stirred, she spoke of the daily.

450
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<v Speaker 3>Incidents she'd walk into, how she still sometimes saw them

451
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<v Speaker 3>in her dreams. After several vivid stories, I had lost

452
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<v Speaker 3>my appetite and put down my sandwich. I watched her

453
00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:41.880
<v Speaker 3>as she looked thoughtfully out the window at the hideous

454
00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:45.160
<v Speaker 3>put putt green rugs lining the lobby floor, not knowing

455
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<v Speaker 3>if I should break out in laughter from the hilarity

456
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<v Speaker 3>of the situation or feel sorry for the poor woman

457
00:21:50.359 --> 00:21:53.079
<v Speaker 3>people with nothing but time, no time left, and too

458
00:21:53.160 --> 00:21:55.599
<v Speaker 3>much time to make up for. She said softly, it's

459
00:21:55.640 --> 00:21:58.119
<v Speaker 3>a recipe for disaster. At least they didn't have to

460
00:21:58.119 --> 00:22:01.200
<v Speaker 3>worry about condoms, I joked, it would elevate the mood

461
00:22:01.240 --> 00:22:03.160
<v Speaker 3>and knock her out of her chance of a shell shock.

462
00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:05.839
<v Speaker 3>They should have, she snapped back at me with a sharp,

463
00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:09.519
<v Speaker 3>dreadful seriousness I had only seen before at funerals in

464
00:22:09.559 --> 00:22:13.200
<v Speaker 3>court proceedings. They all tested positive for gonorrhea, every single

465
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<v Speaker 3>one of them save for one. A silence filled the

466
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<v Speaker 3>office as she recomposed herself from the outburst and turned

467
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<v Speaker 3>solemnly back to her coffee. It was like teaching the

468
00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:24.519
<v Speaker 3>ninth grade all over again, she muttered softly as she

469
00:22:24.599 --> 00:22:27.079
<v Speaker 3>looked back out across the lobby, with tears in her eyes,

470
00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:31.000
<v Speaker 3>but with diapers ow. So there, I was a spry, tall,

471
00:22:31.160 --> 00:22:34.079
<v Speaker 3>muscular security man in the prime of his life, sent

472
00:22:34.200 --> 00:22:36.839
<v Speaker 3>like a lamb into a wild den of expiring and

473
00:22:36.920 --> 00:22:38.680
<v Speaker 3>frustrated female libido.

474
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<v Speaker 2>If I knew then what I know now.

475
00:22:40.559 --> 00:22:43.599
<v Speaker 3>I would have never stepped foot into that frigid colostomy

476
00:22:43.599 --> 00:22:46.359
<v Speaker 3>bag swamp of horrors. I would have instead stayed in

477
00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:49.960
<v Speaker 3>my beloved Tampa Oh you traffic jams, silicone land of

478
00:22:50.039 --> 00:22:52.759
<v Speaker 3>botched areolas and unscreened melanomas.

479
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<v Speaker 2>Never change to be continued. He didn't get passed around?

480
00:22:57.319 --> 00:22:59.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah he didn't. I wanted to hear about him get

481
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<v Speaker 3>past between old ladies.

482
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<v Speaker 2>And this next one comes from Striking Economists seven five

483
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<v Speaker 2>three and it's called I'm not stopping until you do.

484
00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:10.759
<v Speaker 2>How a simple game of Chicken completely changed my life?

485
00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:13.240
<v Speaker 2>And the tags are female twenty two, Male twenty two,

486
00:23:13.599 --> 00:23:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Dare September contest, hand job, writing, cream pie, risky sex,

487
00:23:18.279 --> 00:23:21.920
<v Speaker 2>public crush. Hell yeah, it's late. The party's been over

488
00:23:21.960 --> 00:23:23.920
<v Speaker 2>for a while, and at this point the only people

489
00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:26.079
<v Speaker 2>left are the ones too drunk to drive home, all

490
00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:29.039
<v Speaker 2>of them passed out now on various beds, couches, or floors.

491
00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:31.839
<v Speaker 2>All of them except Brian and me. All right, your turn.

492
00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:34.359
<v Speaker 2>His voice is hoarse from the party in the late hour.

493
00:23:34.559 --> 00:23:36.279
<v Speaker 2>It has to be close to two am by now.

494
00:23:36.440 --> 00:23:38.599
<v Speaker 2>Sure you don't want to quit, I'm not stopping till

495
00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:41.279
<v Speaker 2>you do. I shrug, placing my card under the tab

496
00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:43.400
<v Speaker 2>of the beer can we've been using as our game board.

497
00:23:43.559 --> 00:23:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Brian groans as nothing happens, and I pump my fist

498
00:23:46.200 --> 00:23:48.720
<v Speaker 2>in victory. The rules of the game are simple. You

499
00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:50.680
<v Speaker 2>place a card under the tab of the can. If

500
00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:53.200
<v Speaker 2>the can pops open, you chug the beer. If it doesn't,

501
00:23:53.279 --> 00:23:55.200
<v Speaker 2>you get to dare the other person to do something.

502
00:23:55.480 --> 00:23:57.640
<v Speaker 2>If they do, it's their turn. If they don't, they

503
00:23:57.640 --> 00:24:00.119
<v Speaker 2>have to put two cards in before they can dare you. Oh,

504
00:24:01.480 --> 00:24:03.440
<v Speaker 2>the can we're using has about ten cards in it.

505
00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Already A stack of empty sits to my right, fallen soldiers.

506
00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:09.480
<v Speaker 2>In the now hours long game of semi drunken Chicken,

507
00:24:09.519 --> 00:24:11.759
<v Speaker 2>Brian and I have been playing. At first, there had

508
00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:13.920
<v Speaker 2>been ten of us, and the dares had been tame

509
00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:16.680
<v Speaker 2>every sentence like it's a question. Try to touch your

510
00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.119
<v Speaker 2>tongue to your nose, take a shot. That last one

511
00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:22.079
<v Speaker 2>is largely responsible for the sprawled out forms all over

512
00:24:22.119 --> 00:24:24.920
<v Speaker 2>the house. Now fuck, Brian mutters, all right, what is

513
00:24:24.920 --> 00:24:26.920
<v Speaker 2>it this time? I put a hand over my mouth,

514
00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:29.119
<v Speaker 2>stifling a yawn. We got to wrap this up before

515
00:24:29.119 --> 00:24:31.279
<v Speaker 2>I fall asleep in my chair. Time to start bringing

516
00:24:31.279 --> 00:24:33.079
<v Speaker 2>out the big guns. I dare you to take your

517
00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:35.880
<v Speaker 2>pants off. Brian snorts a laugh, but when I don't join,

518
00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:39.200
<v Speaker 2>his mouth falls open a little. Wait, you're serious, uh huh?

519
00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Take him off or put another card in. But it

520
00:24:41.519 --> 00:24:44.079
<v Speaker 2>looks like we're getting close to the end, so choose wisely.

521
00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:46.440
<v Speaker 2>He runs his fingers through his dark brown hair, making

522
00:24:46.440 --> 00:24:49.759
<v Speaker 2>it stick up at odd ends, infuriatingly. It somehow makes

523
00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:52.640
<v Speaker 2>him even cuter. Brian is still playing because he's competitive

524
00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:55.599
<v Speaker 2>and hates to lose. I'm still playing because Brian is hot,

525
00:24:55.920 --> 00:24:57.960
<v Speaker 2>and this party is the most I've ever spoken to him.

526
00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:00.000
<v Speaker 2>At once, I'd meant my dare as a joke, really,

527
00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:02.880
<v Speaker 2>But as he stands up, glancing around nervously at Casey

528
00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:05.200
<v Speaker 2>passed out on the couch mere feet away, and Jason

529
00:25:05.279 --> 00:25:08.359
<v Speaker 2>slumped in the recliner just beyond her, Suddenly I'm wide

530
00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:11.000
<v Speaker 2>awake again. You're an ass, Danielle. You know that right.

531
00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:13.359
<v Speaker 2>His voice is pitched low so as not to carry

532
00:25:13.400 --> 00:25:15.960
<v Speaker 2>but I hear every word don't chicken out on me now.

533
00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:18.240
<v Speaker 2>His hands go to his belt as he scowls at me.

534
00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:20.759
<v Speaker 2>My breath catches as he shimmis out of his pants.

535
00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:23.720
<v Speaker 2>His boxer shorts are dark fabric, but even so I

536
00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:26.279
<v Speaker 2>can see the distinct bulge in them, a bulge that's

537
00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:29.160
<v Speaker 2>much bigger than i'd imagined. I glanced away, try not

538
00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:31.480
<v Speaker 2>to make it obvious how much I'd enjoyed the show

539
00:25:31.640 --> 00:25:33.920
<v Speaker 2>from the way my cheeks are reddening through. I think

540
00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:35.599
<v Speaker 2>he must have picked up on it, because when he

541
00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:38.119
<v Speaker 2>sits down again, he gives me a cocky grin like

542
00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:40.920
<v Speaker 2>what you see. Shut up? He raises a brow at me,

543
00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:44.200
<v Speaker 2>his smirk unrelenting. Shall I place a card now? You

544
00:25:44.200 --> 00:25:46.839
<v Speaker 2>could just give up? Nah? I don't think so. I

545
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:48.960
<v Speaker 2>bite my lip as he carefully slides the card under

546
00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:51.240
<v Speaker 2>the tab, hoping to hear the telltale hiss of a

547
00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:54.079
<v Speaker 2>can cracking open. When silence is all there is, though,

548
00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:57.559
<v Speaker 2>it's Brian's turn to clench his fist in triumph. Ugh fine,

549
00:25:57.599 --> 00:26:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I grumble. What's the take your top off? He said,

550
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:03.160
<v Speaker 2>without hesitation, his blue eyes boring into me, his smirk

551
00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:06.119
<v Speaker 2>returning in full force. My mouth drops open. In my

552
00:26:06.200 --> 00:26:08.920
<v Speaker 2>tipsy state, I'd assume that Brian would quit before taking

553
00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:11.319
<v Speaker 2>his pants off. I'd never stop to consider what might

554
00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:13.880
<v Speaker 2>happen if he didn't, unless you want to forfeit. His

555
00:26:13.920 --> 00:26:17.000
<v Speaker 2>eyes narrow slightly in an unspoken challenge. The look he

556
00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:18.880
<v Speaker 2>gives and he makes the hairs on my arms stand

557
00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:21.160
<v Speaker 2>up and my stomach does a summersault as he gazes

558
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:25.400
<v Speaker 2>at me with undisguised interest. Holy shit, this is happening Danielle,

559
00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:28.480
<v Speaker 2>he prompts playfully. Earth to Danielle, are you in there?

560
00:26:28.680 --> 00:26:31.039
<v Speaker 2>I clamp my jaws shut. You think you're funny, don't you.

561
00:26:31.319 --> 00:26:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I think you're stalling. I grit my teeth because he's right,

562
00:26:34.119 --> 00:26:36.000
<v Speaker 2>but I don't want to give up either. His face

563
00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:38.000
<v Speaker 2>lights up. As my hands go to the hem of

564
00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:40.599
<v Speaker 2>my tank top. My heart flutters. This is the closest

565
00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:43.400
<v Speaker 2>we've ever been. My top joins his jeans on the floor.

566
00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Damn it, he says jokingly. I should have mentioned the

567
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:50.480
<v Speaker 2>bra too. He wants you, girl, Yeah, he does. This

568
00:26:50.640 --> 00:26:53.559
<v Speaker 2>is good. I know what The view isn't good enough

569
00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:55.759
<v Speaker 2>for you already this time, when his eyes meet mine,

570
00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:59.240
<v Speaker 2>I consider the possibility that I might legitimately melt. He's

571
00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:03.200
<v Speaker 2>smoldering that. No, the view is very good, he whispers, huskily.

572
00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I know he must see how my nipples harden under

573
00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:07.200
<v Speaker 2>the thin fabric of my bra at the heat in

574
00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:09.480
<v Speaker 2>his voice. Now, are you going to place a card?

575
00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:11.759
<v Speaker 2>There's an eagerness in his voice that matches the way

576
00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:14.759
<v Speaker 2>my skin tingles with anticipation. My hand shakes a little

577
00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:16.799
<v Speaker 2>as I slide the next card in, praying with all

578
00:27:16.839 --> 00:27:19.599
<v Speaker 2>my might that it doesn't crack the can. The seal holds.

579
00:27:19.759 --> 00:27:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Brian looks up at me expectantly. Both of us know

580
00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:24.119
<v Speaker 2>this is more than just a game. Now, I dare

581
00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:27.920
<v Speaker 2>you to kiss me. Oh my god. The words are

582
00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:29.839
<v Speaker 2>out of my mouth before I even consider them, but

583
00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Brian doesn't hesitate. He leans forward, crossing the distance between us,

584
00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:36.359
<v Speaker 2>and seconds his mouth hovers over mine, his breath smelling

585
00:27:36.440 --> 00:27:39.240
<v Speaker 2>of mint and beer. Like this, he murmurs, and then

586
00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:41.440
<v Speaker 2>our mouths meat. I forget the world around us for

587
00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:44.200
<v Speaker 2>a bit as my brain short circuits, my entire body

588
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:46.359
<v Speaker 2>focused on the feel of his lips on mine. His

589
00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:48.839
<v Speaker 2>hand moves behind my head, cupping my hair gently and

590
00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:51.759
<v Speaker 2>pulling me to him. As our kiss deepens, I want more.

591
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:53.480
<v Speaker 2>I need to feel his lips on all of me.

592
00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:56.440
<v Speaker 2>We jump apart as Casey makes his noise in her sleep,

593
00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:59.039
<v Speaker 2>turning restlessly on the couch. For a moment, we just

594
00:27:59.079 --> 00:28:01.359
<v Speaker 2>stare at each other, like tags getting caught doing something

595
00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:04.559
<v Speaker 2>we weren't supposed to be. And then Brian starts to laugh, silently,

596
00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:07.440
<v Speaker 2>shaking mer inches away from me. I laugh too, covering

597
00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:09.960
<v Speaker 2>my mouth to keep the giggles from spilling out. Your turn,

598
00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:12.200
<v Speaker 2>I whispered to him. As soon as I have myself

599
00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:15.039
<v Speaker 2>under control, he nods, his eyes catching mine as he

600
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:17.480
<v Speaker 2>holds up a card. The tension between us snaps back

601
00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:19.400
<v Speaker 2>into place like a steel cord, and I watched with

602
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:21.799
<v Speaker 2>bated breath as he slides the card into the stack.

603
00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:24.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm not hoping he loses anymore. Brian lets out a

604
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:27.200
<v Speaker 2>sigh of relief as the can hold steady. I dare

605
00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:29.640
<v Speaker 2>you to come sit on my lap. I'd been expecting it,

606
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.599
<v Speaker 2>but even so, hearing the word sends a thrill through me. Really, really,

607
00:28:33.720 --> 00:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>unless you want to stop, I'm not stopping until you do,

608
00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:38.680
<v Speaker 2>I say, defiantly, throwing his words back at him. He

609
00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:41.799
<v Speaker 2>smiles at me, clearly delighted with our new game. I stand,

610
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:44.160
<v Speaker 2>brushing my skirt as I turned to face him. And

611
00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:45.920
<v Speaker 2>if I wiggle my ass a little in his face,

612
00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:47.640
<v Speaker 2>it's only because I saw a spot of dirt on

613
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:49.599
<v Speaker 2>the hem of the fabric that I had to brush off.

614
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:52.000
<v Speaker 2>That's all like this, I murmur in his ears. I

615
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:54.240
<v Speaker 2>hook an arm around his neck, pressing his lips against

616
00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:56.359
<v Speaker 2>my cheek. I can feel his bold through the fabric

617
00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:58.519
<v Speaker 2>of my skirt as I settle onto his lap. I

618
00:28:58.599 --> 00:29:01.799
<v Speaker 2>swear I can feel it getting bit perfect. He whispers back,

619
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:04.720
<v Speaker 2>his voice a little breathier. Now your turn. I take

620
00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:06.559
<v Speaker 2>one of the cards from his hand, making a show

621
00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:08.640
<v Speaker 2>of leaning forward to put it under the tab. I

622
00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:11.480
<v Speaker 2>feel him tense underneath me. Brian clearly doesn't want our

623
00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:13.799
<v Speaker 2>little game to end either. The card slides in with

624
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:15.960
<v Speaker 2>all the others. We both let out a sigh of relief.

625
00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:18.559
<v Speaker 2>I dare you to take your cock out, Danielle. Are

626
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:21.359
<v Speaker 2>you sure, I nod, nuzzling up against his ear, unless

627
00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:26.079
<v Speaker 2>you're too chicken. Yeah, she's sure she's been wan this. Yeah,

628
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:28.519
<v Speaker 2>you'd think you'd learn by now, he mutters, as his

629
00:29:28.559 --> 00:29:30.839
<v Speaker 2>hand reaches between his legs, tugging at the fabric of

630
00:29:30.880 --> 00:29:33.599
<v Speaker 2>his boxers. I try to stop myself from trembling. Then

631
00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:36.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel something warm pressed against my inner thigh, something

632
00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:38.720
<v Speaker 2>warm and a little wet. My sighe clenches. I realize

633
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:41.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling his pre comb touching me, only inches from

634
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:43.279
<v Speaker 2>the place where a fire is started to blaze deep

635
00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:45.759
<v Speaker 2>in my core. I can't help myself. I have to

636
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:49.160
<v Speaker 2>touch it. My fingers find a shaft wrapping around his thickness.

637
00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:51.599
<v Speaker 2>Brian's inhalation is loud in my ears as I start

638
00:29:51.640 --> 00:29:54.640
<v Speaker 2>to tug on his growing erection, grinding my ass on him.

639
00:29:54.839 --> 00:29:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Your turn, I tease him. He's hard in my hand now,

640
00:29:57.599 --> 00:29:59.559
<v Speaker 2>his cock pulsing in time with his heart beat. He

641
00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>grounds a little as he sits up, grabbing a card

642
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:03.599
<v Speaker 2>from the pile. The fact that his hands are shaking

643
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:05.759
<v Speaker 2>now too, turns me on more than I can express.

644
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:08.359
<v Speaker 2>We both watch as the card joins its fellows. We

645
00:30:08.440 --> 00:30:11.400
<v Speaker 2>both hold our breath, not wanting this to end quite yet.

646
00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:14.200
<v Speaker 2>We both sag with relief as the tab, now angled

647
00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:17.160
<v Speaker 2>quite aggressively upward by the stack of cards underneath it,

648
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.920
<v Speaker 2>manages to hold on a little longer. What's your dare,

649
00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:23.119
<v Speaker 2>I whispered to him, already light with anticipation. You say,

650
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:26.839
<v Speaker 2>put it in you yoo fuck me. His hand caresses

651
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:28.920
<v Speaker 2>my thigh under my skirt, tugging the hem of it

652
00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:31.240
<v Speaker 2>up half an inch at a time. I'm shocked he

653
00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:33.440
<v Speaker 2>can't feel how wet I am for him already, I

654
00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:35.960
<v Speaker 2>dare you, he says softly into my ear, his fingers

655
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:38.200
<v Speaker 2>still moving up to my leg, to put my cock

656
00:30:38.279 --> 00:30:40.920
<v Speaker 2>inside you. There it is, yep, yep, yep, yep. The

657
00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:43.440
<v Speaker 2>world stands still. I forget how to breathe. All I

658
00:30:43.480 --> 00:30:44.960
<v Speaker 2>know is the touch of his hand on me and

659
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:47.359
<v Speaker 2>the feel of his cock between my fingers. Unless you're

660
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:49.160
<v Speaker 2>going to give up now, Brian says, slowly, as the

661
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:51.880
<v Speaker 2>rest of the world crashes back into existence. Unless you're

662
00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:54.640
<v Speaker 2>gonna let me win, I bite my lip never. He

663
00:30:54.680 --> 00:30:57.279
<v Speaker 2>growls approval as I shift on him, moving my hand

664
00:30:57.279 --> 00:30:59.200
<v Speaker 2>from his cock to pull my panties to the side.

665
00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:02.279
<v Speaker 2>My fingers come soaked. I turn so that I'm facing him.

666
00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:04.880
<v Speaker 2>See what you did to me? Before he can say anything,

667
00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:07.519
<v Speaker 2>I put the fingers covered in my arousal to his lips.

668
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:10.680
<v Speaker 2>His brows furrow in confusion until he realizes what he's tasting.

669
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:13.599
<v Speaker 2>As he licks my fingers clean, I lower myself onto him.

670
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:16.279
<v Speaker 2>He and I both mown as his cock parts my folds,

671
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:18.720
<v Speaker 2>stretching me until I'm so full I can hardly think.

672
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:20.920
<v Speaker 2>My body takes over, moving up and down on his

673
00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:24.359
<v Speaker 2>shaft automatically. I feel him tensing underneath me, just as

674
00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:27.119
<v Speaker 2>turned on as I am, just as close weait. He

675
00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:31.599
<v Speaker 2>gasps desperately, Not yet, what's it's your turn? I slow

676
00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:34.640
<v Speaker 2>my pace, a devious grin, spreading across my face. I

677
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:36.799
<v Speaker 2>guess it is huh, can't forget about the game?

678
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:39.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they can't forget. I'd be like, Okay, we're fucking

679
00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:40.359
<v Speaker 3>right now.

680
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:41.480
<v Speaker 2>What more do you want from me?

681
00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

682
00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:45.079
<v Speaker 2>I twist around, grabbing a handful of cards and squeezing

683
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:47.160
<v Speaker 2>his cock with my pussy at the same time, making

684
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:50.200
<v Speaker 2>him groan. In the semi darkness. We both freeze as

685
00:31:50.279 --> 00:31:52.559
<v Speaker 2>Jason shifts in his sleep, but only for a second.

686
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:55.079
<v Speaker 2>I need this and if Jason wakes up and sees,

687
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:57.720
<v Speaker 2>oh fucking well, I grab the beer can we've been

688
00:31:57.720 --> 00:31:59.880
<v Speaker 2>playing with, holding it between my breast with one hand.

689
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.319
<v Speaker 2>I dare to fuck me, I purr, adding a card

690
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:04.880
<v Speaker 2>to the already thick stack under the tab of the can.

691
00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:07.799
<v Speaker 2>Brian grabs my hips, starting to move faster again, thrusting

692
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:10.359
<v Speaker 2>deep into me. He pants as I hold up another card.

693
00:32:10.519 --> 00:32:14.079
<v Speaker 2>I dare to pinch my nipples, give me a purple nurple.

694
00:32:15.119 --> 00:32:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Pinge and twist.

695
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:18.799
<v Speaker 2>One hand moves from my hips to pull down one

696
00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:21.079
<v Speaker 2>of the cups of my bra I mowan softly as

697
00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:23.880
<v Speaker 2>his fingers find my sensitive nipple, squeezing it between them.

698
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:26.000
<v Speaker 2>I let my hips roll with his for a while.

699
00:32:26.079 --> 00:32:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Savoring the sensations, building myself up to what I know

700
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:31.680
<v Speaker 2>will be an explosive finish. I hold up another card.

701
00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I dare you to come inside me. I dare you

702
00:32:33.720 --> 00:32:36.119
<v Speaker 2>to claim me, Brian. I dare you to make me yours.

703
00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:38.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, She's already like, what are we? I

704
00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:42.279
<v Speaker 2>know He's like, oh fuck, damn it. Brian's eyes widened

705
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:44.160
<v Speaker 2>as I slide the cart in with all the others.

706
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.880
<v Speaker 2>This time, though, the seal breaks. I tossed the card aside,

707
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:49.240
<v Speaker 2>pouring beer into Brian's mouth as he fucks me faster

708
00:32:49.319 --> 00:32:51.400
<v Speaker 2>than ever. I set the can down and kiss him,

709
00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:53.359
<v Speaker 2>my tongue meeting his as we share the drink we've

710
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:55.720
<v Speaker 2>been teasing each other with all night. He grunts, his

711
00:32:55.759 --> 00:32:58.480
<v Speaker 2>cock swells inside me. My back arches as my pussy

712
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:02.000
<v Speaker 2>clenches around him, my eyes losing focus, my brain melting

713
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>as I feel the first spurts of his cum deep

714
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:06.200
<v Speaker 2>in my pussy. His mouth covers mind as I try

715
00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>to scream out my pleasure, muffling the noise so that

716
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:11.599
<v Speaker 2>we don't wake up the whole house. I'm shaking, I'm broken,

717
00:33:11.799 --> 00:33:14.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm his. In the morning, we help clean up, hardly

718
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:17.359
<v Speaker 2>speaking to each other. Everyone seems to know anyway. When

719
00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:20.240
<v Speaker 2>it's time to leave, he pulls me aside Danielle. His

720
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:23.200
<v Speaker 2>smile awakens something in me again. Yeah, how about the

721
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:25.559
<v Speaker 2>best two out of three? The end? My god, are

722
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:26.680
<v Speaker 2>you guys like a fish now?

723
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

724
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:31.559
<v Speaker 2>You should be. You guys are very cutesy. Yeah. Well,

725
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:33.440
<v Speaker 2>we hope you enjoyed this episode.

726
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thanks for listening, Thanks for hanging