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<v Speaker 1>That's so cute cutie and this week we're telling Riley

<v Speaker 1>all about Jack's Head by Siggy Shade and how many

<v Speaker 1>stars did you guys give it?

<v Speaker 2>On good Reads?

<v Speaker 4>I gave it three star. I kind of liked the beginning,

<v Speaker 4>but then after a certain point, I was like, I

<v Speaker 4>know it was entertaining.

<v Speaker 3>Though, yeah, it was super entertaining. I'm not gonna lie.

<v Speaker 3>I'm scared of Siggy. I'm really scared of her.

<v Speaker 2>But you're like an Audrey rush Stand.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's saying something like things got weird.

<v Speaker 1>They I read this a few weeks ago, so it's

<v Speaker 1>a little fuzzy for me, So I went back on

<v Speaker 1>my fable to see what I rated it, and I

<v Speaker 1>gave it a three point seventy five.

<v Speaker 2>So I really liked excite.

<v Speaker 3>Bess is currently blindfolded by her fiance William and being

<v Speaker 3>led through their Halloween party to their bedroom for a surprise.

<v Speaker 3>Not only is she William's fiance, she's.

<v Speaker 2>Also his assistant.

<v Speaker 3>She gets into their bedroom and William says surprise and

<v Speaker 3>takes off her blindfold. She sees him standing there in

<v Speaker 3>a hat, mask and cloak, dressed like sixteen string Jack

<v Speaker 3>the Headless highwayman who supposedly haunts the streets every Halloween

<v Speaker 3>looking for heads to take. She's like, cute costume, but

<v Speaker 3>where's the surprise? Her costume is Halloween is a sexy

<v Speaker 3>tavern wench and he tells her he really enjoys her

<v Speaker 3>costume and he's not the only one.

<v Speaker 2>She says, huh.

<v Speaker 1>He turns me around just as the bathroom door opens,

<v Speaker 1>revealing two stocky men, and they're wearing the same highwayman's

<v Speaker 1>costume as my fiance. It takes several blinks to recognize

<v Speaker 1>his uncles, Thomas and Samuel.

<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

<v Speaker 1>His fat nasty uncles carry good.

<v Speaker 3>Old Billy says, now that you're joining the family, I

<v Speaker 3>gotta show you off. Uncle Sam says, Yeah, if you

<v Speaker 3>put on a good show for us, we'll approve of you.

<v Speaker 2>What the fuck does that mean?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it means what you think.

<v Speaker 3>Gross Uncle Tom is ready to get down to business.

<v Speaker 3>Uncle unclaps his cape and boom, he's naked.

<v Speaker 1>Ew and he's stroking a stubby cock that even when

<v Speaker 1>erect barely extends past his fist with the fowl.

<v Speaker 2>There's your micro penis?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I want like a loving intimate story about

<v Speaker 1>a micro penis.

<v Speaker 2>Not this.

<v Speaker 3>William can tell she's about to back out, so he's like, listen,

<v Speaker 3>I could be with the hot blonde ten, but I

<v Speaker 3>chose you because you're open minded?

<v Speaker 2>Are you fucking kidding me?

<v Speaker 3>Bess is like, why the fuck would you think I

<v Speaker 3>would be okay with this?

<v Speaker 2>He'sa a baby girl.

<v Speaker 3>We read a book like this last month and you

<v Speaker 3>loved it, and she's like, yeah, because it was fictional. Also,

<v Speaker 3>that made me think that they read like credence or something.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they're not biological, they're not blood.

<v Speaker 2>It's different. I could not move past the I could

<v Speaker 2>be with the ten. I couldn't. I couldn't get past that.

<v Speaker 3>She tells him that she does not want to fuck

<v Speaker 3>his sweaty, fat uncles. He becomes the ultimate dickhead, and

<v Speaker 3>he tells her she's a five at best, and if

<v Speaker 3>she wants to remain his fiance, she's got to give

<v Speaker 3>him more.

<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be your fiance then fine, he's

<v Speaker 1>rich ow Okay, well yeah, I'm on five.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right.

<v Speaker 3>If she leaves now, she's not only ending this engagement,

<v Speaker 3>but she's also ending her employment at his law firm.

<v Speaker 2>She tells him to go fuck himself. Better yet, go

<v Speaker 2>fuck his uncle's instead. Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>She leaves and he follows her outside, and he gets

<v Speaker 3>handy with her for the first time ever. She gets

<v Speaker 3>into the car and he tells her it's not safe

<v Speaker 3>to leave now. Headless Jack could be on the roads

<v Speaker 3>looking for his next victim. Also, the car she's in

<v Speaker 3>is the company car, and as of right now, she's

<v Speaker 3>no longer an employee. But neither of those things stop her.

<v Speaker 3>She gets in her car and drives away. As she's

<v Speaker 3>feeding down the road, he has tears in her eyes.

<v Speaker 3>She feels the temperature drop, and in her rear of

<v Speaker 3>your mirror she sees a glowing horseman galloping towards her.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, a shit. She tries to outrun this horseman.

<v Speaker 3>She's going eighty miles per hour when something dark jumps

<v Speaker 3>over her car and lands on the road in front

<v Speaker 3>of her, causing her to hit the brakes and scream

<v Speaker 3>into the air. It's headless Jack, but mysterious and kind

<v Speaker 3>of sexy.

<v Speaker 1>He wears a similar highwayman's costume to Williams, but the

<v Speaker 1>cloak is frayed. In one hand. He carries a double

<v Speaker 1>headed axe and then the other a Jack lanner filled

<v Speaker 1>with flames. Cold shivers, runt down my spine. There's a

<v Speaker 1>void above his shoulders. He doesn't have a head. There's

<v Speaker 1>an exclamation mark.

<v Speaker 2>He didn't have a head. Oh my god, headless.

<v Speaker 3>Jack puts the flaming Jack lantern on his shoulders where

<v Speaker 3>his head would be, and Best decides she's gonna try

<v Speaker 3>to do a cute little hit and run action because

<v Speaker 3>he's probably supernatural, and hopefully it'll just take him down

<v Speaker 3>long enough for her to drive away, stand and deliver.

<v Speaker 2>Shouts a voice deep enough to penetrate my bones. Your

<v Speaker 2>noggin or you're life. How the hell does he expect

<v Speaker 2>to take someone's head without taking their life. You're nagging

<v Speaker 2>or your life?

<v Speaker 1>You're nagging, i'd say my noggin.

<v Speaker 3>He uses his axe and cuts off the top of

<v Speaker 3>the car, basically making it into a convertible, and then

<v Speaker 3>grabs her by her throat and lifts her.

<v Speaker 2>Out of the car.

<v Speaker 3>Conveniently, the buttons on the top of her shirt pop open,

<v Speaker 3>and she's like, great, I'm about to be beheaded with

<v Speaker 3>my titties out, But the blow never comes. Jack smells

<v Speaker 3>like sulfur and She's like, holy fuck, did this guy

<v Speaker 3>come from the pits of hell?

<v Speaker 2>My god.

<v Speaker 3>She's thinking of ways to literally not die, and she

<v Speaker 3>knew if William.

<v Speaker 2>Was here, he'd probably offer her up to him.

<v Speaker 3>And she's like, wait a minute, that's not a bad idea.

<v Speaker 3>She literally runs her hands all over him and he's like, nh.

<v Speaker 1>He doesn't react until my fingers skim his breeches. The

<v Speaker 1>grip on my neck loosens, allowing me to breathe. My

<v Speaker 1>pulse beats a rapid drum roll. It's now or never.

<v Speaker 1>I slide my hand down his crotch, my fingers tracing

<v Speaker 1>the outline of a cock almost as thick as my wrist.

<v Speaker 1>Bloody hell, what a survival instinct. I mean, yeah, I

<v Speaker 1>wouldn't think of that. I was gonna say for a second,

<v Speaker 1>a wrist, isn't that thick, because like, I'm just so skinny,

<v Speaker 1>But that is kind of thick, So never mind.

<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty thick dick.

<v Speaker 3>Dick.

<v Speaker 2>I take it back.

<v Speaker 3>She starts talking dirty in him, and she's like, yeah,

<v Speaker 3>you like that. There's more where that came from. And

<v Speaker 3>he lets her down gently. Show me what else you

<v Speaker 3>can do?

<v Speaker 2>Wench.

<v Speaker 1>He growls, the sound going to the pulse between my legs.

<v Speaker 1>Impress me and I will spare your life.

<v Speaker 2>Wow easy, So she does just that.

<v Speaker 1>He's twice the size of my ex and three times

<v Speaker 1>as thick. I slid my fingers over the ridge of

<v Speaker 1>his cockhead and stifle a moan as he floods my pussy.

<v Speaker 1>This guy has some serious potential potential for head Yeah what.

<v Speaker 3>Girl, she's like, this guy has some serious potential.

<v Speaker 2>You guys can't even make out. He can't eat your puss.

<v Speaker 1>He has a glowing pumpkin filled with fire.

<v Speaker 3>She's literally verbally moaning at this headless pumpkin monster dick.

<v Speaker 1>It's the longest medius cock, adorned with prominent veins and

<v Speaker 1>a bull of his head. A beat of precum glistens

<v Speaker 1>on its tip, making me gulp. Well, he says, his

<v Speaker 1>deep voice, sharp with impatience. I lick my lips and

<v Speaker 1>run my hand along the shaft. It's just so were

<v Speaker 1>you expecting a summer squash?

<v Speaker 2>Well?

<v Speaker 3>Where are you? He tells her, Chip chop, get to work.

<v Speaker 3>So she drops down and puts his monster dick into

<v Speaker 3>her mouth. She's blowing him like her life depends on it.

<v Speaker 3>Because it does, and it's really turning her on. He

<v Speaker 3>praises her and can immediately clock her visceral reaction to it.

<v Speaker 1>You like that, he says, without moving the pumpkins carved maw.

<v Speaker 1>You like sucking the cock of a vengeful ghost. Yeah, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>that's not bad as long as I don't die.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>She's playing DJ on her clit over her tavern wue

<v Speaker 3>skirt as he starts intensely face fucking her and he's

<v Speaker 3>close to coming.

<v Speaker 2>She's so horned up right now.

<v Speaker 3>She's like vigorously and I mean vigorously rubbing her clit

<v Speaker 3>over her clothes so aggressively because I guess like her

<v Speaker 3>skirt's so thick and long that she can't pull up

<v Speaker 3>her skirt to get to her clit. So she's just

<v Speaker 3>like hardcore rubbing over her clothes.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's getting in there. Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>She looks up at him, and all she sees is

<v Speaker 3>yellow from his fiery triangle eyes.

<v Speaker 1>Jack is about to come, and all I can think

<v Speaker 1>about is how I'll swallow all his spunk. His cock

<v Speaker 1>swells and a roar fills my ears that rattles my

<v Speaker 1>skull and hits every inch of my skin, like static.

<v Speaker 1>The cock in my mouth pulses once twice three times

<v Speaker 1>before he pulls out with a satisfied groan. I sit

<v Speaker 1>back on my heels and frown. Where's the coum? Do

<v Speaker 1>ghosts have dry orgasms? Part of me wanted a mouthful

<v Speaker 1>of jisom.

<v Speaker 2>Jim.

<v Speaker 1>Where's my jisarm Pooki deemed himself satisfied and spared her life.

<v Speaker 2>Just as she was about to leave, he gives her

<v Speaker 2>an offer.

<v Speaker 3>Satisfy him until sunrise and he will give her the

<v Speaker 3>location of five hundred gold riches.

<v Speaker 1>Wait, just five hundred it's worth like millions of dollars.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, okay, I was like five hundred dollars.

<v Speaker 4>It's like eighteen hundred coins.

<v Speaker 3>Apparently, William bought one gold bar for five thousand pounds

<v Speaker 3>and she has no job, no car, basically nothing now,

<v Speaker 3>so she's like sex with this sexy pumpkin hunk for

<v Speaker 3>over two million pounds worth of gold.

<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, brother.

<v Speaker 3>He fels that no harm would come to her, so

<v Speaker 3>she says, deal, what do I have to do?

<v Speaker 2>And he tells her to look at him and their

<v Speaker 2>eyes lock For.

<v Speaker 1>The rest of all Hallow's Eve, you will submit to

<v Speaker 1>my desires, He rumbles, you will give me free rein

<v Speaker 1>of your cunt and mouth and rump. Should you wish

<v Speaker 1>to end proceedings, you will leave empty handed your rump.

<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of money. That is a lot of money.

<v Speaker 2>I would do whatever whatever you want in She has

<v Speaker 2>that mindset too. You guys are very similar.

<v Speaker 3>He then picks her up bridle style and lays her

<v Speaker 3>on the top of the car that he slices in

<v Speaker 3>half because he wants to see he's working with. She

<v Speaker 3>pulls her skirt up and slides her panties to the

<v Speaker 3>side and gives him a peek.

<v Speaker 1>My mind, what a comely little kunt. My clit swells

<v Speaker 1>at his praise. What is cumeley? I think it just

<v Speaker 1>means pretty, oh cute sea cute.

<v Speaker 2>See. I thought it was because he was gonna like,

<v Speaker 2>come on it that too. She begs for him, and

<v Speaker 2>he's like, ah, use your words, please fuck me with

<v Speaker 2>that huge thick erection. I blur, Oh my god, she's

<v Speaker 2>getting old timey with it too. Yeah, so crass.

<v Speaker 3>He tells her she hasn't earned his dick yet, so

<v Speaker 3>she has to subtle for Roger, as he says that

<v Speaker 3>his horse that he was riding, starts walking up behind

<v Speaker 3>her and she's like, oh hell no. Jack starts laughing wickedly,

<v Speaker 3>and he's like, uh, Roger's my axe, not the horse.

<v Speaker 3>She thinks about getting sucked by his murder weapon, and

<v Speaker 3>she's like, yeah, let me get that bag, baby, do

<v Speaker 3>whatever you want to me. He's teasing her with his

<v Speaker 3>axe and it's causing fear with her, but she also

<v Speaker 3>knows that he won't hurt her, so it's really turning

<v Speaker 3>her on. And he's basically like cutting off all of

<v Speaker 3>her clothes, like getting her bare ass naked, and he's

<v Speaker 3>getting really close to her skin, almost nicking her but

<v Speaker 3>not hurting her. Right before Roger was about to enter her,

<v Speaker 3>she's like, wait, can you like clean it or something,

<v Speaker 3>because there was like literally blood all over it, and

<v Speaker 3>he pops it into his fiery mouth and it comes

<v Speaker 3>out squeaky clean, and now she's ready to get fucked

<v Speaker 3>by it.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 3>He's straight up fucking her with it, almost to the

<v Speaker 3>point where she's about to tap out, but he's like,

<v Speaker 3>you're gonna take what I give you, and you're gonna

<v Speaker 3>be thankful.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. But she's getting so much money after this.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, he's really playing on the whole tavern Wench

<v Speaker 3>role play, and there's some eighteenth century dirty talk going on.

<v Speaker 1>Jack continues sliding the handle in and out of my pussy,

<v Speaker 1>whispering words that make my toes curl. I've waited centuries

<v Speaker 1>to find a hussy who would take my wood.

<v Speaker 2>He growls, You're a special little slut.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, I've been waiting to find an easy bitch

<v Speaker 1>like you.

<v Speaker 4>You might be a five, but you're easy.

<v Speaker 3>She orgasms, and then he flips her on her hands

<v Speaker 3>and knees and tells her she's not done yet. She

<v Speaker 3>looks at him and he has two pistols in his hands.

<v Speaker 3>They look expensive, so she's like, yo, are they mine

<v Speaker 3>after tonight too? Aug girl is getting that bag anything

<v Speaker 3>she sees, she's like.

<v Speaker 2>She's howling. Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>He tells her if she can take them both, they're

<v Speaker 3>hers to keep, and she says, all right, clean them,

<v Speaker 3>then let's go. He puts one of the barrels in

<v Speaker 3>her pussy and then he starts working it until she's

<v Speaker 3>dripping wet. Then he takes it out and uses that

<v Speaker 3>one that's already wet for her ass.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, she probably also red haunting Adeline.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, my asshole trembles.

<v Speaker 1>Jack eases my pucker open with a finger and thumb

<v Speaker 1>before resting the pistol's muzzle between my ass cheeks. It's

<v Speaker 1>about that time that I registered that his pistol is

<v Speaker 1>double barreled.

<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, I whisper, it's going to be too big.

<v Speaker 1>Easy now, warm fluid spills at the base of my

<v Speaker 1>spine just before the cleft of my ass. It trickles

<v Speaker 1>down my crease toward my whole. My nostrils fill with

<v Speaker 1>the mingled scents of cinnamon, clothes, nutmeg, and ginger. A

<v Speaker 1>giggle fills my chest. Is that pumpkin spice?

<v Speaker 2>Wait? So did he come or is that his spit?

<v Speaker 2>It's like pumpkin slime.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's his special sauce grips it does the trick,

<v Speaker 3>and she takes it like a champ. He gives her

<v Speaker 3>a second to adjust to the double barrel in her ass,

<v Speaker 3>and then he fills her vagina with the other gun.

<v Speaker 1>I'm soul full that I can barely breathe now take them,

<v Speaker 1>Jack roars.

<v Speaker 3>He's like hardcore fucking her with his guns while manically laughing.

<v Speaker 2>The whole time into the wind. He's like, yeah, ooh.

<v Speaker 3>If she thought her first orgasm was good, her second

<v Speaker 3>one was out of this world. Coming back to reality,

<v Speaker 3>she hears cop sirens coming close to them, so Jack

<v Speaker 3>tells her it's time to take this party back to

<v Speaker 3>his hideout.

<v Speaker 1>Jack snaps his fingers and all of a sudden, she's

<v Speaker 1>sitting on top of his hell horse. He tells her

<v Speaker 1>she's naked and he will kill any bastard that lays

<v Speaker 1>eyes on what belongs to him, and she belongs to

<v Speaker 1>him until sunrise. He climbs on the horse behind her

<v Speaker 1>and they're off. She can feel his boner nestled in

<v Speaker 1>between her ass cheeks, and now she's hella soaked. I'm

<v Speaker 1>still aching from the axe handle on the pistols, but

<v Speaker 1>a greedy part of me still needs that juicy cock.

<v Speaker 2>Leaning against his broad.

<v Speaker 1>Chest and run a hand up and down his silk

<v Speaker 1>covered thigh and ask, where are we going back to

<v Speaker 1>my old aunt where we can have some real fun.

<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna fuck me anytime soon? Jack's bellowing laugh

<v Speaker 1>reverberates against my back. You are as lovely as you

<v Speaker 1>are lustful, But there's a time and place he's like, chill, bitch,

<v Speaker 1>coming on a little strong hello. He reaches around and

<v Speaker 1>cups her puss. He tells her she's a greedy girl

<v Speaker 1>and if she's patient, he'll give her more cock than

<v Speaker 1>she'll know what to do with. He's rubbing her clit

<v Speaker 1>as they ride through the forest and he finally asks

<v Speaker 1>her name. She says it's Bess, and he's like, do

<v Speaker 1>you like this, beautiful Bess. She doesn't answer, so he

<v Speaker 1>pinches her clit and says, never hide your pleasure from me, wench.

<v Speaker 1>He comments on how wet she is, but says she

<v Speaker 1>can do better than this and strokes her even more.

<v Speaker 1>He starts finger her, and she clenches her butt cheeks

<v Speaker 1>around his dick because remember he's behind her and his

<v Speaker 1>boner is between her butt cheeks, so she just squeezes

<v Speaker 1>it with her butt cheek.

<v Speaker 2>Oh.

<v Speaker 1>He uses his other hand to play with her nipple

<v Speaker 1>and she's on the verge of coming and begging for it,

<v Speaker 1>but he tells her she will take whatever he gives

<v Speaker 1>her and be satisfied with it. She begs for his big,

<v Speaker 1>monstrous cock to fuck her, and he says okay, on

<v Speaker 1>one condition, he brings her to the stable yard behind

<v Speaker 1>the cemetery and takes her inside, and she says, okay,

<v Speaker 1>what's the condition.

<v Speaker 2>Jack sweeps his arm toward a picture on the wall.

<v Speaker 2>I walk to it, my jaw dropping.

<v Speaker 1>Staring out from behind the yellowing parchment is the drawing

<v Speaker 1>of a woman trussed up like a shoe horse, complete

<v Speaker 1>with a leather saddle on her back. My jaw drops.

<v Speaker 1>I whirl around to meet Jack's fiery gaze. You want

<v Speaker 1>me to wear a bit and bridle. He closes the

<v Speaker 1>distance between us, standing so close that his flames flicker

<v Speaker 1>against my skin. His chest heaves and his breath quickens.

<v Speaker 1>I want to train you like a show pony. I

<v Speaker 1>want to ride you so hard that you neigh for more.

<v Speaker 1>Any objections that fuck, I.

<v Speaker 2>Was not expecting that at all. No, what is this

<v Speaker 2>pony play? Yes? Yeah, it is in fact.

<v Speaker 1>Oh no, she doesn't know why, but she really wants

<v Speaker 1>to say yes. He guarantees her it'll make her come

<v Speaker 1>harder than she ever has in her life, so she says, okay,

<v Speaker 1>train me. He clicks at her like a horse trainer,

<v Speaker 1>and she walks over so he can put all her

<v Speaker 1>new gear on. What the gentlest of touches jacket, touches

<v Speaker 1>the harness, fastens its straps around my back, and adjusts

<v Speaker 1>it over my boobs. He weighs one breast and his

<v Speaker 1>large hand in size full utters, thick teets, ready for breathing, preening.

<v Speaker 1>I pull back my shoulders and shiver as he pulls

<v Speaker 1>on a nipple.

<v Speaker 2>Are you going to be my stallion? I ask? His

<v Speaker 2>eye flames narrow, Only if you're a good pony. Oh

<v Speaker 2>my god, great utters?

<v Speaker 3>Yea.

<v Speaker 2>Also, horses don't have utters? Is she a cow? Wait?

<v Speaker 2>Do they when they're like when they give birth?

<v Speaker 1>I think they're just like teeth teets.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't think they're called utters, though, crazy,

<v Speaker 2>Get your shit straight, jack.

<v Speaker 1>He puts the harness on her, and then some weird

<v Speaker 1>fingerless glove things, and then a bridle, and then finally

<v Speaker 1>a headdress. It comes complete with a pair of leather ears.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, she's like a full pony. She is

<v Speaker 2>a pony.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her to open her mouth because now it's

<v Speaker 1>time for her bit. He tells her to bend over

<v Speaker 1>and comments on what a lustful little pony she is.

<v Speaker 1>He starts to finger blast her and all she wants

<v Speaker 1>is his dick. She feels the sensation of his lubricant

<v Speaker 1>on her asshole again, and Jack inserts a butt plug

<v Speaker 1>into her, and of course it has a horsetail attached

<v Speaker 1>to it.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, yep, there it is.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her. Good ponies get to come, bad ponies

<v Speaker 1>get the crop. Jack gives my ass a gentle squeeze,

<v Speaker 1>pretty pony. See how the horse hairs rub your hungry cunt.

<v Speaker 1>He steps back, letting the tail fall between my spread

<v Speaker 1>cheeks as the rough hair sweep down to my pussy

<v Speaker 1>and graze my clip.

<v Speaker 2>I straighten. When am I going to get fucked?

<v Speaker 1>What they've done so much already? And she hasn't even

<v Speaker 1>had sex yet, I know, but like money, money, you

<v Speaker 1>better be a good damn horse. Her mouth water is

<v Speaker 1>just looking at the bulge in his trousers, but he

<v Speaker 1>tells her that she can lick and suck her bit,

<v Speaker 1>not his cock. He attaches rains to her bridle and

<v Speaker 1>leads her outside, and she asks where they're going to.

<v Speaker 2>The breeding shed.

<v Speaker 1>There's only so much beauty a man can stand before

<v Speaker 1>he can't resist his pony's sweet count.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I agree, That is what they say.

<v Speaker 1>She's led to a mausoleum, and she reads the words

<v Speaker 1>engraved on the coffin in front of her John Ran

<v Speaker 1>thirty first of October seventeen fifty through thirtieth of November

<v Speaker 1>seventeen seventy four, with some Latin words underneath it. He

<v Speaker 1>bends her over the coffin and tells her don't worry,

<v Speaker 1>it's mine. She feels strange comfort knowing it's his corpse

<v Speaker 1>beneath them. Can you handle a cock of my size,

<v Speaker 1>sweet slut? He croons, Can you take it fast and rough,

<v Speaker 1>because when I start, I won't stop even if it hurts.

<v Speaker 1>I give him a vigorous nod and try to push

<v Speaker 1>back against his hardness. He twists the butt plug, sending

<v Speaker 1>sparks of pleasure across my nerves. I gasp, my knees,

<v Speaker 1>hitting the wall of the coffin. Jack parts my outer

<v Speaker 1>lips with his finger and runs the tip of his

<v Speaker 1>bare cock up and down my slit, making the most

<v Speaker 1>obscene wet noises.

<v Speaker 2>Oh in a pot, that's a witness.

<v Speaker 1>He starts to push into her, but he's huge, so

<v Speaker 1>she squirms. He tells her that good little pony stays

<v Speaker 1>still when they're bread if they want to come. Then

<v Speaker 1>he throws all the way in and she can feel

<v Speaker 1>her organs rearranging to accommodate him.

<v Speaker 2>Jesus.

<v Speaker 1>He starts to go faster and this is the best

<v Speaker 1>sex she's ever had. He tells her he wants her

<v Speaker 1>to scream so loud she'll wake the dead. She comes

<v Speaker 1>impossibly hard, and for a moment, she feels like a

<v Speaker 1>real pony galloping through the night as he fucks her

<v Speaker 1>doggie style, holding the reins. OK you a dream come true.

<v Speaker 1>She can feel Jack spasm inside of her, but she's

<v Speaker 1>confused when she realizes it was another dry one. He

<v Speaker 1>pulls out and she moves to stand up, but he

<v Speaker 1>tells her he's not done with her yet. Wench, he

<v Speaker 1>will be fucking her until the crack of dawn. He

<v Speaker 1>fucks her for hours on his coffin. She feels like

<v Speaker 1>she's about to pass out from the crazy amounts of

<v Speaker 1>orgasms she's had, and since Jack is dead, he doesn't

<v Speaker 1>have a refractory period. She falls asleep and wakes up

<v Speaker 1>to him carrying her to a four poster bed. He

<v Speaker 1>places her in the bed and she asks about his past,

<v Speaker 1>but he doesn't want to elaborate on why he was cursed.

<v Speaker 1>He pulls her into him and they have a little

<v Speaker 1>snuggle buggle, and she tells him about how she broke

<v Speaker 1>up with her ex fiance after he wanted her to

<v Speaker 1>go down on his uncles fair. This aggravates Jack and

<v Speaker 1>he tells her in his day, she would have been

<v Speaker 1>fighting the men off because they all would have wanted

<v Speaker 1>her for being so beautiful. And no one has ever

<v Speaker 1>called her beautiful before. She's only ever been a fire,

<v Speaker 1>not even a grandma, not even her own mother. Sad

<v Speaker 1>her mom was like, you're a five at best.

<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, fool, ugly bitch.

<v Speaker 1>Jack's fingers slide down my neck, breaking my skin out

<v Speaker 1>in pleasant shit. He lingers over my collarbones before cupping

<v Speaker 1>my breast, big beautiful tits and thick nipples I would

<v Speaker 1>kill to suck. I arched into his touch. Jack slides

<v Speaker 1>his hand down to my waist and over my hips,

<v Speaker 1>the kind of curved waist and round bellied that I've

<v Speaker 1>only seen on sculptures of goddesses and the rest. He groans,

<v Speaker 1>his fingers clutching my thighs. Every inch of my body trembles,

<v Speaker 1>and I can't get enough of his words.

<v Speaker 2>What about it?

<v Speaker 1>I wish I could taste your skin, he rumbles, wish

<v Speaker 1>I could feast on your cunt. But most of all,

<v Speaker 1>I wish I could kiss your sweet lips. Oh pumpkin.

<v Speaker 1>She asks what happened to his head, and he says,

<v Speaker 1>after he was hanged for his crimes, nobody blessed his body,

<v Speaker 1>so his spirit remained. Then he was cut down and buried.

<v Speaker 1>Body snatchers then dug him up and brought him to

<v Speaker 1>the stables to the chaplain that he robbed. The chaplain

<v Speaker 1>hacked his head off and cursed him to cleanse the

<v Speaker 1>street of highwaymen and their descendants. He was compelled to

<v Speaker 1>be a killer because of this, he doesn't have a choice,

<v Speaker 1>And now Bess is crying.

<v Speaker 2>She feels horrible for Jack. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>She asks why he didn't kill her, and he says

<v Speaker 1>his desire for her outweighed his urge to kill her.

<v Speaker 1>Nobody has ever chosen her over anything before, and she

<v Speaker 1>can't believe her ears. He tells her how happy he

<v Speaker 1>is that their paths crossed. He's never felt such satisfaction

<v Speaker 1>in all his time on earth. And when he showed

<v Speaker 1>her his perversions, she didn't freak out. She climaxed. She

<v Speaker 1>tells him she loved being a pony, but most of all,

<v Speaker 1>she loved his cock. Donna approaches, will you give me

<v Speaker 1>one last moment of joy? My pussy clenches. Jack doesn't

<v Speaker 1>even need to ask, how do you want it? He

<v Speaker 1>leans flat on his back. Ride me, he rumbles, Ride

<v Speaker 1>me like a stallion until the curse drags me back

<v Speaker 1>to hell.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah all right, brother bes straddles him and sits on it,

<v Speaker 4>and they start slow, but she knows that there's not

<v Speaker 4>much time left, so it turns into a frenzy. She

<v Speaker 4>is looking at the pumpkinhead. She swears she could see

<v Speaker 4>what he used to look like through the eye holes.

<v Speaker 2>Oh.

<v Speaker 4>They both come, and she asks if they can switch

<v Speaker 4>their deal. She does doesn't want the gold that he promised.

<v Speaker 4>She only wants.

<v Speaker 2>Jack dumb, stupid, ugly and dumb. God that terrible. At

<v Speaker 2>least she's easy. Yeah, there is that.

<v Speaker 4>He's shocked, and then a ray of light comes through

<v Speaker 4>the pumpkinhead falls off and drops to the ground, breaking.

<v Speaker 4>The clothes disappear, and before she knows it, she's not

<v Speaker 4>on a mattress like she thought. She's on a moss

<v Speaker 4>covered stone altar. She scrambles off of it when she

<v Speaker 4>hears car doors close and voices outside of the mausoleum.

<v Speaker 4>She goes to hide, but stumbles over a chest filled

<v Speaker 4>with gold. She whispers again that she doesn't want it,

<v Speaker 4>she just wants Jack, and then two police officers find

<v Speaker 4>her butt ass naked.

<v Speaker 2>Oh how Unfortunately.

<v Speaker 4>William is right behind them, saying that they need to

<v Speaker 4>arrest her for grand theft, auto and burglary of a

<v Speaker 4>family heirloom, which is her engagement ring. She hides the

<v Speaker 4>gold from the three men because she knows that when

<v Speaker 4>she makes it out of this, she's going to use

<v Speaker 4>it to free Jack. William tells her that he wants

<v Speaker 4>to press charges unless she wants to ask where his

<v Speaker 4>family's forgiveness.

<v Speaker 2>No, he's like, you want to suck my uncle's deck?

<v Speaker 3>Go on.

<v Speaker 4>She says fuck you to William and then the officers

<v Speaker 4>grab her, but again she's butt ass naked and the

<v Speaker 4>officers are getting a little handsy in a little gross

<v Speaker 4>when all of a sudden there's a crash. They let

<v Speaker 4>her go, stumbling backwards and she asks Jack, is that you?

<v Speaker 4>And now William is pissed because she was fucking someone else.

<v Speaker 4>The thunder rumbles and William grabs her when she notices

<v Speaker 4>that dawn is now approaching. So the light that they

<v Speaker 4>saw earlier was just from the cop car headlights, and

<v Speaker 4>Jack is back. His headless form uses his pistols to

<v Speaker 4>shoot the souls out of the two cops and then

<v Speaker 4>send their souls to hell, and then he uses his

<v Speaker 4>axe to do the same with William's soul, but he

<v Speaker 4>doesn't send it to hell. He has other plans with it,

<v Speaker 4>but only with Bess's approval.

<v Speaker 2>She says, you can do.

<v Speaker 4>Whatever you want with that soul, but I want to

<v Speaker 4>be with you. So he puts William's soul with the

<v Speaker 4>gold so it can be cursed forever, and then he

<v Speaker 4>does a little ritual to possess William's body.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, so now.

<v Speaker 4>Jack is in William's body and he gets to be

<v Speaker 4>with Bess. They share their first kiss and she leads

<v Speaker 4>him to William's car so they can go back to

<v Speaker 4>the mansion. When they arrive, she tells him to not

<v Speaker 4>speak until he learns William's posh accent, and then they

<v Speaker 4>confront his uncles because remember he's a seventeen hundred lowly

<v Speaker 4>peasant boy who robbed people.

<v Speaker 3>That's right, that's right, and talks weird, tells everyone a wench.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he does, say wench a lot. You made my

<v Speaker 2>wench almost suck your deck.

<v Speaker 4>Once they arrived, the uncles are wondering what took Williams

<v Speaker 4>so long in bringing the dumb broad back because they've

<v Speaker 4>been waiting for her. Best goes to say that she's

<v Speaker 4>not fucking touching them, but Jack smiles and moves his

<v Speaker 4>uncles into like a lineup, so they are stoked, thinking

<v Speaker 4>that she's just gonna take turns on them, but Jack

<v Speaker 4>has other plans. He quickly materializes the axe and removes

<v Speaker 4>the souls from the bodies, sending them to hell. Once

<v Speaker 4>the body's dropped to the floor, he picks Bess up.

<v Speaker 2>My axe got to taste your cut, as did my pistols.

<v Speaker 2>It's my turn. Yeah, he's got a mouth now.

<v Speaker 4>She tells him to go upstairs, so he carries her

<v Speaker 4>to her old bedroom with William and lays her down.

<v Speaker 4>He lets her know that he will spend forever saying

<v Speaker 4>thank you for his freedom.

<v Speaker 1>His voice trembles and he runs a hand up my

<v Speaker 1>exposed sigh, I have been plucked from the inferno to

<v Speaker 1>dine at the gates of Heaven. You're hungry, I ask,

<v Speaker 1>My breath quickening only for you. He slices his hands

<v Speaker 1>on my knees. Now open up those gates. I'll open

<v Speaker 1>those girds, the gates to your pussy.

<v Speaker 3>Let me.

<v Speaker 4>He spreads her legs open and finally gets a taste.

<v Speaker 4>He eats her out until she's begging for more attention

<v Speaker 4>on her clip.

<v Speaker 1>Ah. He rises from between my legs and grins. Why

<v Speaker 1>did you stop?

<v Speaker 2>I ask? Sounds like you should ride my face.

<v Speaker 1>Jack takes hold of my hips and flips me over

<v Speaker 1>so I'm on my hands and knees, showing him my

<v Speaker 1>ass and pussy.

<v Speaker 2>Jack places a.

<v Speaker 1>Kiss on my inner thigh and settles on the mattress

<v Speaker 1>between my legs, smother me like a good girl, he rumbles,

<v Speaker 1>use me as your saddle. He's really still on the ponies.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah heehah yeahuh wo.

<v Speaker 4>She sits on his face and rides him until she

<v Speaker 4>comes and this is her favorite Halloween Ever. Seven years later,

<v Speaker 4>they're dressed up for their Halloween party. Jack has lost

<v Speaker 4>most of William's features and looks more like he did

<v Speaker 4>two centuries ago, but no one really notices, which.

<v Speaker 2>What how Yeah, glow up? Yeah, he's rich cosmetic procedures.

<v Speaker 4>That's true, that's crazy. Every year on Halloween though, he's nervous.

<v Speaker 4>Something's gonna happen and he won't be able to come

<v Speaker 4>back to the body that he has now. But his wife,

<v Speaker 4>Bess knows just how to distract him. She grabs his dick,

<v Speaker 4>pulls it out, and backs them up to a wall,

<v Speaker 4>lifting her skirt out of the way.

<v Speaker 1>I'm going to fuck you hard and fast, he mumbles

<v Speaker 1>around the kiss. Then I'm going to pump you full

<v Speaker 1>of my cum. If you spill so much as a drop,

<v Speaker 1>I'll fill you with more. Then I'll make sure to

<v Speaker 1>let it trickle down my leg. No knickers, My wife

<v Speaker 1>is a wanton little wench.

<v Speaker 2>Easy access.

<v Speaker 1>I bite his lip and buck my hips and rub

<v Speaker 1>my swollen clip back and forth against the ridge of

<v Speaker 1>his cockhead. Now, stop talking like a man from the

<v Speaker 1>eighteenth century and give me that big dick.

<v Speaker 4>They come, and he promises that they'll do more of

<v Speaker 4>their pony play tomorrow in the custom barn he made her.

<v Speaker 4>But they have to get back to the party.

<v Speaker 2>Cute the end.

<v Speaker 3>Then they got to play ponies forever.

<v Speaker 1>Oh god, well, Riley, how many red pepper emojis?

<v Speaker 2>Do you give this one? I think I give it three.

<v Speaker 2>I mean it was entertaining for sure, just you know,

<v Speaker 2>don't know if I'm into ponies like them.

<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of pony play, like a surprising amount. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>do you think Jack is sexy?

<v Speaker 4>No?

<v Speaker 2>Do you? I mean maybe I need to man with

<v Speaker 2>a head. That's fair. It's like bare minimum. Would you

<v Speaker 2>trade places with Bess?

<v Speaker 1>No, she's kind of a freak, And like I said,

<v Speaker 1>I don't want a headless man. I know he gets

<v Speaker 1>ahead in the end, but it's her ex's head, and

<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why would I want that? Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>But money also they have money.

<v Speaker 1>Next week we're telling Riley all about Grave Love by

<v Speaker 1>Audrey Rush, and it's gonna be our last episode of

<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five before we come back for season four

<v Speaker 1>in January, and we're gonna have her look at the

<v Speaker 1>cover and give us her best guess.

<v Speaker 2>On what it might be about.

<v Speaker 1>Well, it's Audrey Rush, so I know it's gonna be

<v Speaker 1>fucked up. And it says it's a dark stalker romance

<v Speaker 1>and there's like a little tombstone on the cover. I

<v Speaker 1>think there's gonna be a man, a fucked up man.

<v Speaker 1>He's scary and fucked up, and I think he is

<v Speaker 1>going to like really enjoy digging up dead bodies in

<v Speaker 1>the cemeteries. He's gonna be like a grave digger, somebody

<v Speaker 1>that likes to dig him up, fuck him, put him back,

<v Speaker 1>or dig him up, play with him a little bit.

<v Speaker 1>Then he meets somebody and he like develops an interest

<v Speaker 1>in them, and he gets them involved and they're a

<v Speaker 1>little fucked up and he's like little fucked up cemetery games.

<v Speaker 1>But then the person gets a little freaked out, so

<v Speaker 1>then he kills him.

<v Speaker 2>How do you do? He's a grave digger.

<v Speaker 4>He is a grave digger.

<v Speaker 2>You were starting to describe ed geen, So yeah, I

<v Speaker 2>know he's like a little bit ed geey. Oh no, all.

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