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<v Speaker 3>Today's episode trigger warnings are murder, rape, violence, sexual violence,
<v Speaker 3>and explicit sexual content.
<v Speaker 4>And I have a Spotify comment and this comes from
<v Speaker 4>Mimi and it says I love tentacles so damn much
<v Speaker 4>like yes er I'd trade my man for hers any day. Plus,
<v Speaker 4>I love you guys. You actually make my day. When
<v Speaker 4>I saw you post a new episode, I literally screamed
<v Speaker 4>in joy.
<v Speaker 1>Thanks Mimi, Thanks, thanks those on our technical Entanglement episode.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, okay, monster romance gurly Yeah, a girl who
<v Speaker 5>loves tentacles. And this month we made Riley Reid suck
<v Speaker 5>Mommy's piss flaps by the lay La Moon And how
<v Speaker 5>many stars did you give it on good Reads, Riley.
<v Speaker 4>I gave it five. Oh my god, yeah, this is
<v Speaker 4>my first Riley Reads. I think that I've given a
<v Speaker 4>five too. It was so good, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 2>I loved it.
<v Speaker 4>The title really throws you off, because I was like.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm gonna hate this. No, okay, can't wait to hear.
<v Speaker 2>We start right.
<v Speaker 4>Off in Mommy's POV. She's doing what she does best,
<v Speaker 4>and that's killing men. She has her stiletto crammed into
<v Speaker 4>this guy's eyeball, and she loves this shit. She's wearing
<v Speaker 4>her favorite boots, nearly knee high, all black leather and
<v Speaker 4>covered in studs and buckles. She usually pairs them with
<v Speaker 4>an oversized T shirt and fishnet stockings. Making grown men's
<v Speaker 4>squirm makes her clit.
<v Speaker 1>Pulse, arousal darts through my veins. I consider myself to
<v Speaker 1>have the best job on earth.
<v Speaker 2>Really.
<v Speaker 1>I fucking despise men like Greg, not my Greg. I
<v Speaker 1>like to kill them, gouge their eyes out, make them
<v Speaker 1>suck their own cocks or their friends. After I've chopped
<v Speaker 1>the ugly things off, you know, fun shit like that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh she's unhinged.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah she Yeah, she's crazy. The man she just killed.
<v Speaker 4>Was named greg and he was a giant piece of
<v Speaker 4>shit who cheated on his wife and paid women for
<v Speaker 4>sexual favors. Mommy chatted with his wife, Macy for quite
<v Speaker 4>some time before she killed him. Mommy likes to get
<v Speaker 4>to know her prey before she takes her slice of
<v Speaker 4>the cake. Mommy even ate out Macy's neglected pussy for
<v Speaker 4>her as a gift, because you know, her husband wasn't
<v Speaker 4>caring for her. So she's like, I'll eat your puss.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, Mommy a girl's girl. That is a
<v Speaker 2>girl girl.
<v Speaker 3>I think you look better like this Gregory death suits you,
<v Speaker 3>I say to his lifeless crimson lard ass Oh and uh,
<v Speaker 3>I say, shoving my black actually manicured stiletto nails under
<v Speaker 3>his eyelid and curling my fingers inward until the resistance
<v Speaker 3>breaks free. Pop eha, So her stilettos are like her fingers.
<v Speaker 4>She's wearing stilettos and she has stiletto nails.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, such signature.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Mommy always likes to take a souvenir from every
<v Speaker 4>kill to add to her shelf. Greg was such an
<v Speaker 4>easy kill, which kind of sucks because Lotsville's annual Cornfield
<v Speaker 4>Hunt lots of screams is still weeks away, and Mommy
<v Speaker 4>just wants to kill and she wants to like kills
<v Speaker 4>that are challenges. She wants the men to like challenger
<v Speaker 4>because she really likes to have fun with them.
<v Speaker 2>Pop off, Mommy, I know, mommy.
<v Speaker 4>This is mommy's favorite time of year for killing spree.
<v Speaker 4>It's October, by the way, so it's like spooky season.
<v Speaker 2>Oh.
<v Speaker 4>This event is a twenty five and up horror spectacular. Basically,
<v Speaker 4>people travel from all over Minnesota to come to this event.
<v Speaker 4>It's the one event that men are granted consent to
<v Speaker 4>assault women, and they happen in literally every town. It's
<v Speaker 4>like a law that was passed. It's like one day
<v Speaker 4>a year that the men can just assault women. These
<v Speaker 4>women sign up for this corn Field chase, so they're
<v Speaker 4>signing up to be chased by these hot men in masks.
<v Speaker 4>But little do they know. And like fine print at
<v Speaker 4>the bottom it says, hey, these men can like rape you,
<v Speaker 4>hurt you, do whatever they want to. But they don't
<v Speaker 4>read that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe you read the fine print before you sign things,
<v Speaker 1>but like I never do, so.
<v Speaker 2>I get it.
<v Speaker 4>No, literally, I'm like, where do I sign just to
<v Speaker 4>show me I got it, So killing men like Greg
<v Speaker 4>will have to do for now. She drags this heavy
<v Speaker 4>body to the cast iron bathtub. And when she said
<v Speaker 4>cast iron bathtub, I was like, what is that normal?
<v Speaker 3>No, they're not made anymore.
<v Speaker 2>They're like old claw foot tubs or cast iron tubs.
<v Speaker 3>Oh, they're acrylic, nap or composite or different minerals.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, bastub queen, we're working at the plumbing place.
<v Speaker 4>She may be small, but according to her, she's built
<v Speaker 4>like a brick shit house. So she's like, yeah, man
<v Speaker 4>as big as fuck. But I'm a brick shit house.
<v Speaker 4>I can move this man myself.
<v Speaker 2>I love her dentse.
<v Speaker 4>She calls him the cunt a lot, which I thought
<v Speaker 4>was really funny. So she douses the cunt and fuel
<v Speaker 4>from a jerry can. She lights a cigarette and tosses
<v Speaker 4>the Zippo flip lighter on his body and watches as
<v Speaker 4>he burns. When the fire has done its job, she
<v Speaker 4>uses nitric acid to dissolve of the remains. She texts
<v Speaker 4>Macy that the job is done and receives the rest
<v Speaker 4>of the money. She tells herself, good job, mommy, and
<v Speaker 4>fifteen days to go, and then she heads home.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, fifteen days to go to the Cornfield Chase. That's
<v Speaker 2>like her national holiday. I bet she loves it. She
<v Speaker 2>loves it.
<v Speaker 4>She gets home and plays the jar with Greg's fucked
<v Speaker 4>up little eye in it on her bookshelf. She goes
<v Speaker 4>to the bathroom to wash up and hears her burner
<v Speaker 4>phone buzz and it's another client. Mommy is a thirty
<v Speaker 4>five year old Gothic woman and she lives in a giant, black,
<v Speaker 4>beaten down house that truly looks haunted. This job is
<v Speaker 4>a blessing and a curse for her, and it fills
<v Speaker 4>her corrupt little heart with joy. But she also feels
<v Speaker 4>she shouldn't have to do this. Men shouldn't be this
<v Speaker 4>fucking shitty That's true. Yeah, those wrong men for great
<v Speaker 4>art for my collection. They're bones, teeth, and even dicks
<v Speaker 4>and jars and eyeballs a like are perfect for my
<v Speaker 4>death room, my favorite room in the house, to remember
<v Speaker 4>each and every shitty man I've ever had the satisfaction
<v Speaker 4>of killing. I enjoy the pleasure of knowing women can
<v Speaker 4>walk another day without looking over their shoulders. It makes
<v Speaker 4>my cunt incredibly fucking wet. Killing turns me on. Killing
<v Speaker 4>undeserving men makes me undeniably horny.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's doing the lord's work.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, girl.
<v Speaker 4>It's two am now and Mommy's wrist is buzzing. She's
<v Speaker 4>getting a call on her Apple Watch from her girlfriend Rita,
<v Speaker 4>and we learn now that Mommy's name is actually Poppy,
<v Speaker 4>and now we're gonna call her Poppy. And they are
<v Speaker 4>in like, I think what it's called, like a poly relationship.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, a polycule.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Poppy has three partners, Rita, Jordan, and Callum. They're
<v Speaker 4>all like each other's girlfriend's boyfriends, you know.
<v Speaker 2>All that shit. Okay.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy asks why she's calling so late and tells her
<v Speaker 4>that she's on work duties. She's been staring at this
<v Speaker 4>strip club surveillance cameras for the past three hours, waiting
<v Speaker 4>for the green light from the owner to take down
<v Speaker 4>her next victim. Rita tells her that she just misses her,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy tells her she misses her too, and that
<v Speaker 4>she will be home soon. And they say that I
<v Speaker 4>love yous and hang up Poppy's burn. Her phone goes
<v Speaker 4>off and it's the strip club owner letting her know
<v Speaker 4>it's go time. Lisa, the club owner has been having
<v Speaker 4>an issue with these two jerkofs coming in and messing
<v Speaker 4>with the girls. They got handsy with one girl named Pippa,
<v Speaker 4>and the guard basically let it all happen. It was
<v Speaker 4>clear the men knew the guard, so the guard was
<v Speaker 4>first on Poppy's hit list.
<v Speaker 1>Tonight's event at the club was masks and Muffs for Halloween,
<v Speaker 1>and on my monitor, I can see the trio of
<v Speaker 1>masked men stumbling their way out of the club's door
<v Speaker 1>to follow Pippa, who is doing exactly what we practiced,
<v Speaker 1>just out of reach but not out of sight. The
<v Speaker 1>boys are clearly boozed up and undoubtedly horny and eager
<v Speaker 1>for their planned gang rape. Spoiler, they won't be the
<v Speaker 1>ones doing the raping. I'm always one step ahead. Is
<v Speaker 1>she going to rape them?
<v Speaker 4>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>Just you wait.
<v Speaker 4>She was able to pickpocket the security guard's phone the
<v Speaker 4>night before to see what kind of shit he was
<v Speaker 4>getting into. Typical browsing history, porn site after porn site, and.
<v Speaker 2>A lot of dick pics.
<v Speaker 4>She sent a few of the dick pics to herself
<v Speaker 4>for later, not for this bank bank, but for when
<v Speaker 4>she hacks into the LCD screen near the train station
<v Speaker 4>and the whole of Minnesota will see his pin dick.
<v Speaker 4>When she looked at his messenger history, she saw him
<v Speaker 4>making plans with those two nasty fucks to follow Pippa
<v Speaker 4>out of the club and assault her. She put a
<v Speaker 4>mirror chip in his phone, a hacking system that will
<v Speaker 4>show her his phone screen at any time. He received
<v Speaker 4>a text from one of the guys earlier saying he
<v Speaker 4>was looking forward to getting his dick wet tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Ooh, yes, you will be getting your dick sweat tonight.
<v Speaker 3>What in a fucking jar? Your cock's preserved in jars
<v Speaker 3>side by side on my shelf. Will be the perfect collection.
<v Speaker 3>The three Dicka tears Cute.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy is very excited to add to her dick collection.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy is hoping she can keep her game face on
<v Speaker 4>even with her mask kink, because she's like, oh my god,
<v Speaker 4>everyone's gonna be in a mask. I'm gonna come fallad
<v Speaker 4>knowing they're all going to be in masks is already
<v Speaker 4>making her horny. The last male walking in the group
<v Speaker 4>as hot as fuck, and she thinks to herself, he
<v Speaker 4>could fuck her into her grave and she still beg
<v Speaker 4>for more.
<v Speaker 2>She tells herself to focus.
<v Speaker 4>Lisa texts her asking if she'll make it in time,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy says, of course she will. She's staying in
<v Speaker 4>the hotel above the strip club. She looks at her
<v Speaker 4>collection of masks, deciding which one to wear for tonight.
<v Speaker 5>I opt for the pink ghost face mask. Very cutesy,
<v Speaker 5>very demure, very mind. Shut the fuck up, Poppy, I
<v Speaker 5>scold myself. TikTok has fucking ruined me.
<v Speaker 2>I got it.
<v Speaker 4>Pippa makes her way out of the club and the
<v Speaker 4>men follow, so it's game time. Pippa and Poppy met
<v Speaker 4>up earlier and planned a corner to meet up at
<v Speaker 4>to swap places where the men won't see. The men
<v Speaker 4>catch up to Poppy and start to cat call her,
<v Speaker 4>calling her a whore and telling her they can show
<v Speaker 4>her a better pole to climb on.
<v Speaker 2>Horror, how dare he?
<v Speaker 4>Hmm?
<v Speaker 1>I know, I'll piss in his mouth, show him how
<v Speaker 1>much of a whore I can be. When he's sucking
<v Speaker 1>on my cunt. I have to force my jaws shut
<v Speaker 1>to withhold the sinister laugh that's screaming to come out.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you want to call me a whore?
<v Speaker 1>I'll piss in your fucking mouth.
<v Speaker 2>He's the horror.
<v Speaker 1>Now.
<v Speaker 4>She gives them all pet names in her head. So
<v Speaker 4>there's Pet gingch because he has red hair, so his
<v Speaker 4>name is pet ging, and then there's pet Icy because
<v Speaker 4>he has blonde hair. And then there's pet small dick,
<v Speaker 4>and that's because she especially hates this one. He's a guard,
<v Speaker 4>so she's like, I really don't fuck with you. They're
<v Speaker 4>all wearing balaclavas, so, you know, very original. One of
<v Speaker 4>the men grabs her wrists and turns her around to
<v Speaker 4>face them. She lets them do this to her right
<v Speaker 4>now because she wants to seem weak. At first, she asks,
<v Speaker 4>is that really how you address a lady? And Ging
<v Speaker 4>says he don't see no lady and says do you Mark,
<v Speaker 4>And in Poppy's head, she's like, you guys are so
<v Speaker 4>fucking dumb. You guys are using your real names talking
<v Speaker 4>to each other. Also, I can see your eyes, I
<v Speaker 4>can see your hair popping out of your masks. You
<v Speaker 4>guys are stupid.
<v Speaker 2>Men are dumb. This whole book, she's like, men are stupid.
<v Speaker 4>I hate them. One of the guys says, nah, I
<v Speaker 4>can only see a dirty whore and says she's out numbered,
<v Speaker 4>but our girl is not scared at all. She's actually
<v Speaker 4>quite turned on. The men circle her with hungry eyes,
<v Speaker 4>and she tells them mommy doesn't like rude boys. An
<v Speaker 4>icy boy slides his hand up her body and asks
<v Speaker 4>what does mommy like, And before he knows it, Poppy
<v Speaker 4>yanks his mask off, has a fistful of his hair,
<v Speaker 4>and has him down on his knees. He whimpers and groans,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy is like, hot, that's hot.
<v Speaker 3>I like boys who get on their knees for me.
<v Speaker 3>Good boys get treats, Good boys do what mommy says.
<v Speaker 3>I hissed through grit teeth, then soften when I focus
<v Speaker 3>on his jawline. Holy fucking damn, he is absolutely stunning.
<v Speaker 3>Damn this throbbing pussy. I'm gonna enjoy tormenting these boys.
<v Speaker 3>I can tell.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, she thinks he's hot, but she's still gonna kill
<v Speaker 1>him and drop his dick off.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Oh, it's an enemy's to lovers.
<v Speaker 4>Small dick from behind her, slides the hand up her
<v Speaker 4>cloak and asks what kind of treats? And Poppy wraps
<v Speaker 4>her bag handle around his neck and gets him on
<v Speaker 4>his knees and tells him sit, no treats.
<v Speaker 2>She hates this man.
<v Speaker 4>Gingy boy tries to swat at her, but she's quicker
<v Speaker 4>and knees him in the balls, bringing him to the ground.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy tugs on blonde Boy's hair and can tell he's
<v Speaker 4>being a little sub like he's enjoying it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm match made in Heaven, I know.
<v Speaker 4>At this point, all the men are on the ground
<v Speaker 4>and somewhat restrained. She has a pistol out now, and
<v Speaker 4>the men are freaked the fuck out. She asks what
<v Speaker 4>they plan to do to Pipa tonight and one of
<v Speaker 4>the men says nothing, and she says want wrong answer.
<v Speaker 4>She's like, have you dumb asses not figured out that
<v Speaker 4>I'm not Pippa yet? And now the men are like,
<v Speaker 4>who the fuck are you and what do you want?
<v Speaker 5>I've had a plan for you boys for a while now,
<v Speaker 5>seeing as you were going to take turns on the
<v Speaker 5>real Pippa, you can all take turns with him instead.
<v Speaker 5>I point to small Dick with my pistol. He tries
<v Speaker 5>to say something, but going by the inaudible sounds, I'd
<v Speaker 5>say my grip is perfect.
<v Speaker 2>That's it. Sh Mommy's talking.
<v Speaker 5>Actually, no, I pause, you love literal fucking shit, so
<v Speaker 5>you can fuck his ass instead.
<v Speaker 2>I point back to the Ginger. Oh my god, Mommy,
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't fuck around.
<v Speaker 4>No. Jing says, you're joking right, and Poppy says it's
<v Speaker 4>time to reap what you sew.
<v Speaker 2>Boys.
<v Speaker 4>She doesn't joke around when it comes to misogynistic pieces
<v Speaker 4>of shit like them, and she's ready for the big show.
<v Speaker 2>Now.
<v Speaker 1>Ginger's face is pressed down over the concrete with his
<v Speaker 1>wrist cable tied behind him, and his bare ass points
<v Speaker 1>into the sky. One of my pistols is pointing at him,
<v Speaker 1>and the other is facing Small Dick, who is very
<v Speaker 1>much living up to his name right now, with his
<v Speaker 1>mutant erect cock out for all of us to see,
<v Speaker 1>hovering inches from the redhead's asshole.
<v Speaker 2>Tug it a little.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, make mommy proud, make it nice and big
<v Speaker 1>for him, I tease, Jesus, lady, come on, yeah, come on.
<v Speaker 2>You're crazy.
<v Speaker 4>Small Dick sobs and begs her not to make him
<v Speaker 4>do this. He tells her this is so fucking wrong.
<v Speaker 3>You look like you want this, You look like someone
<v Speaker 3>who likes a dirty, tight ass. I mock and name
<v Speaker 3>some of the bodily waste porn websites he has in
<v Speaker 3>his browser. As I sing him out, his cock throbs
<v Speaker 3>and his veins thickened. I rip off his mask to
<v Speaker 3>see his flushed cheeks.
<v Speaker 2>Shame, shame, shame, shame.
<v Speaker 4>She laughs as his dick drips with precumb and he
<v Speaker 4>says no, wait I and Poppy thinks to herself, Ah,
<v Speaker 4>typical mail. Doesn't matter what hole, They're always ready. She
<v Speaker 4>strokes his head and tells him to help his buddy
<v Speaker 4>out and spin on it for Mommy like a good boy.
<v Speaker 4>When he doesn't do it, she holds the gun at
<v Speaker 4>his dick and he whimpers and spits nice and slow pets.
<v Speaker 4>Mommy wants to watch.
<v Speaker 5>You hate every second of this, I say, and then
<v Speaker 5>bend down to speak to Ginger.
<v Speaker 2>You ready to get dicked? My guy?
<v Speaker 5>You're a fucking psycho. There's something wrong with you. Ginger
<v Speaker 5>tries to hurt my feelings, but I care none. Yes,
<v Speaker 5>you're right, men, that's what's wrong with me. I laugh again,
<v Speaker 5>and then cover his mouth with duct tape from my
<v Speaker 5>back so he can't scream.
<v Speaker 4>Small dick fucks into Ginger as they both cry out,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy is loving it. She tells Ginger it's not
<v Speaker 4>very nice getting fucked in the ass by a grown man,
<v Speaker 4>is it, and he lets out a pathetic sob.
<v Speaker 2>Small Dick says.
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, I can't do this, as he speeds
<v Speaker 4>up his thrust, and Poppy is like, who the fuck
<v Speaker 4>are you trying to convince? And then, for no reason
<v Speaker 4>other than she can, Pobby shoots Ginger in the head
<v Speaker 4>as small Dick is still fucking him and shouts at
<v Speaker 4>him to keep going. Pig.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, she's gonna make him fuck a dead body.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 4>Small Dick is on his knees fucking Ginger's lifeless body,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy is like, ooh, I have an idea, and
<v Speaker 4>she hikes her skirt up so that her pussy is out.
<v Speaker 4>She shoves her pussy onto small Dick's face, and he
<v Speaker 4>thinks this is to pleasure him. But na, na, she
<v Speaker 4>has other plants.
<v Speaker 2>That's it.
<v Speaker 1>Suck mommy's piss flaps, I say, with a curled lip,
<v Speaker 1>releasing my muscles. Instantly, I begin to piss down the
<v Speaker 1>throat of the man who's dumping his load into a
<v Speaker 1>dead body like he deserves. Oh my fucking god, like
<v Speaker 1>they both deserve. Maggot, I spit tears stream down his
<v Speaker 1>face as I hold him against my cunt. With my
<v Speaker 1>other hand, I pull my mask off and give him
<v Speaker 1>a glowing grin from ear to ear. Satisfied with my efforts,
<v Speaker 1>I put a bullet between his eyes. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>so unhinged.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy watches as their bodies fall to the ground, covered
<v Speaker 4>in come urine and blood. She turns around a face
<v Speaker 4>blonde boy and says you, and he says, but mommy,
<v Speaker 4>I've been a good boy, and she's like, god, damn.
<v Speaker 4>She needs to fuck him, needs him in all her holes,
<v Speaker 4>but she needs him and everyone's holes more. It's been
<v Speaker 4>eight hours and Poppy is back at home. She can
<v Speaker 4>hear someone calling out for her, and it's Jordan. Poppy
<v Speaker 4>puts her robot and heads downstairs, worried that Blondie got out.
<v Speaker 4>Jordan asks her what's in the cellar because it's locked,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy grins and says who, and Jordan jokingly rolls
<v Speaker 4>her eyes, asking if she brought a dead body home.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy says no and brings Jordan to the cellar to
<v Speaker 4>show her who she brought home, and to her surprise,
<v Speaker 4>Blondie is sitting on his knees at the door, patiently waiting.
<v Speaker 4>Jordan says, oh wow, and asks who this obedient thing is.
<v Speaker 4>And then we find out that they all own a
<v Speaker 4>morgue together. Jordan and Callum own the morgue. Rita works there,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy is able to bring her dead bodies there
<v Speaker 4>and they dispose of them.
<v Speaker 2>She fills the morgue.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, And then we learn this now because Poppy, remember,
<v Speaker 4>she still needs to drop off those other two men.
<v Speaker 4>Jordan asks why he's here and says they haven't had
<v Speaker 4>company in years.
<v Speaker 3>I want to fuck him and I want you to
<v Speaker 3>fuck him and Rita and Callum. I say the word
<v Speaker 3>silently as if our love triangle needs to increase in size.
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't.
<v Speaker 3>But whom I had to turned down a little fun.
<v Speaker 3>It's been over a year since our last plaything. But
<v Speaker 3>we had to kill him when he tried to leave.
<v Speaker 3>Silly boy. Once you enter our house, there's no going home.
<v Speaker 3>I bet he regretted putting flute in trazapan in that
<v Speaker 3>girl's drink. He had it coming.
<v Speaker 2>Really, yeah, he's kind of asking for it. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>they kill men that deserve it. I think I have
<v Speaker 2>to agree with her. Maybe the way they kill is
<v Speaker 2>a little unhinged. She's like Dexter for the ladies.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a new toy every now and again is healthy.
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't always like this Before Poppies loved for killing.
<v Speaker 4>She had sort of a normal life. She met Rita
<v Speaker 4>seven years ago at a shitty bar. Rita's girlfriend just
<v Speaker 4>broke up with her and Poppy's husband just tried to
<v Speaker 4>kill her.
<v Speaker 2>Her and Rita hit it all, immediately got.
<v Speaker 4>Drunk and went back to Poppy's house and killed her husband,
<v Speaker 4>and they've been in love ever since then. They met
<v Speaker 4>Jordan on a polyamorous couple's website. Jordan told them about
<v Speaker 4>her husband, Callum, and they said the more the merrier.
<v Speaker 4>They all ended up falling in love and getting down
<v Speaker 4>with the murder stuff as well. So like they told
<v Speaker 4>Callum and Jordan about it, and they were like, okay, cool.
<v Speaker 2>They got a nice system going. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy tells Jordan she wants all of them to fuck him.
<v Speaker 4>He's their pet now, and Jordan tells her she's too
<v Speaker 4>good to them and asks if they can have him now,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy tells their pet it's playtime. They get freaky
<v Speaker 4>in the kitchen with both Jordan and Poppy on the
<v Speaker 4>kitchen counter and Icy taking turns pitting his dick in
<v Speaker 4>both of them, but not like fully all the way
<v Speaker 4>because they don't want him to get off at all.
<v Speaker 4>So he's just like putting it in a little bit,
<v Speaker 4>taking it nap, putting.
<v Speaker 2>It in a little bit, taking it out. It seems
<v Speaker 2>like it'd be frustrating for everybody involved.
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, yeah, they're like sucking on each other's pussies.
<v Speaker 4>They're going back and forth. They're making up for it. Okay,
<v Speaker 4>so they edge him the entire time, and both of
<v Speaker 4>the girls get to come, but nothing for pet until
<v Speaker 4>Poppy says, so it is now Halloween. The day of
<v Speaker 4>the Cornfield Chase, Poppy and Rita were able to steal
<v Speaker 4>the map and the stack of registry papers from the
<v Speaker 4>man who's setting up the mazes entrance.
<v Speaker 2>It was really easy.
<v Speaker 4>All they had to do was pretend to be lesbians
<v Speaker 4>to distract the idiot. They're not like pretending like okay, sorry,
<v Speaker 4>they said they were pretending to be Carnee lesbians. Carney lesbians. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>I don't really know what. I don't know what a
<v Speaker 4>Carne lesbian is, but they did say that they were
<v Speaker 4>pretending to.
<v Speaker 1>Be that they're like making out and they're like and
<v Speaker 1>also we're carnies.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but then he got handsy with them, and that's
<v Speaker 4>a line you do not cross.
<v Speaker 5>So to fuck with him, we had him begging for
<v Speaker 5>his life even though he was coming on my shoes
<v Speaker 5>while sucking my piss flaps. Piece of garbage. Wouldn't even
<v Speaker 5>know a clip if it was right under his nose.
<v Speaker 2>We killed him.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>I think they just like like to kill.
<v Speaker 1>Also, is she like against the word labia because she's
<v Speaker 1>just piss flaps, piss flap, piss flaps.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the word labya is never said once. Pussy lips
<v Speaker 4>never said once, lips never said once.
<v Speaker 2>It's piss flaps. Okay.
<v Speaker 4>The girls are going through the registry paperwork of all
<v Speaker 4>the men who signed up for the chase. Two men
<v Speaker 4>in particular stand out, Patrick and Corey both registered sex
<v Speaker 4>offenders with six counts of rape each Fucking pigs. Poppy
<v Speaker 4>knows there will be more discussing men at the chase,
<v Speaker 4>but these two are at the top of the list.
<v Speaker 4>She's also looking super hot for tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Tonight, I'm dressed in a backlist. Floor length black dress
<v Speaker 1>that's snug around my body. It has lace frills and
<v Speaker 1>an open chest section, exposing my tits for the male gaze.
<v Speaker 1>Intentionally because Mommy wants to play. I'm equipped with adequate weapons,
<v Speaker 1>with two blades strapped to my thighs, a pistol around
<v Speaker 1>my ankle in my boot, and one more a retractable
<v Speaker 1>knife shoved inside my cunt.
<v Speaker 2>Wise, what if you accidentally do a keegel and it
<v Speaker 2>pops open?
<v Speaker 4>Just wait till you see what she has planned for that.
<v Speaker 5>It's probably upside down, so when she does do the kegel,
<v Speaker 5>it'll pierce them.
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm sure.
<v Speaker 4>She twirls the knife inside her, collecting a decent amount
<v Speaker 4>of blood of her uterus, and she uses the blood
<v Speaker 4>to paint her face.
<v Speaker 2>She's on her period.
<v Speaker 4>She feels like a queen and her pet Icy boy
<v Speaker 4>he'll be coming too. He's completely naked, painted entirely black,
<v Speaker 4>and wearing a dog mask. He will walk on all fours.
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I love her. It's terrifying.
<v Speaker 4>Imagine seeing that a fully nude, all painted in stark
<v Speaker 4>black and a dog mask crawling to you on all fours.
<v Speaker 5>No, I kick him, but mommy, she's like hot you No,
<v Speaker 5>she's like She.
<v Speaker 4>Tells her pet that mommy needs to come before they
<v Speaker 4>leave and points at her puss and he gets to munchin.
<v Speaker 4>She literally just says, mommy needs to.
<v Speaker 3>Come, grab the knife from my hole and fuck me
<v Speaker 3>with it. Yes, mommy, he repeats, nodding his head before
<v Speaker 3>grabbing the handle and pulling it out.
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Blondie Boy does just that and fucks
<v Speaker 4>her with the knife, the handle part in her kuchina,
<v Speaker 4>not the blade. He holds the blade open by the
<v Speaker 4>way in his hand, so it is bleeding in his hand.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know why, but that's what happens.
<v Speaker 1>Oh.
<v Speaker 4>She has an incredible orgasm and tells them they're done
<v Speaker 4>and it's time to go. Nothing for him, he said,
<v Speaker 4>cool guys, and it's hunt time. Baby chainsaw its owl
<v Speaker 4>hoots and fake prerecorded screams fill the air.
<v Speaker 2>Smoke machines, pumpkins, cotton.
<v Speaker 4>Spiderwebs, the masked gory characters, some even on stilts, are
<v Speaker 4>all prepared for the night ahead.
<v Speaker 2>And them included. That sounds fun minus the right part.
<v Speaker 2>It does. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Rita and Jordan are somewhere in line as entries keeping
<v Speaker 4>an eye on the girls. Callum is dressed as one
<v Speaker 4>of the scare actors in the cornfield, and Poppy's job
<v Speaker 4>is to stalk and push along any loose stragglers, like
<v Speaker 4>any loose like girls walking along. She's like, get back
<v Speaker 4>with your group, Go, go go. The first siren sounds
<v Speaker 4>and metal music starts blasting through the speakers. Poppy tells
<v Speaker 4>Pet it's time to go hunting, and she makes her
<v Speaker 4>way through the tall ass cornfield. I can hear the
<v Speaker 4>usual scared screams, but she's looking for the terrorized screams.
<v Speaker 4>One of the scared actors dresses the Texas chainsaw mask.
<v Speaker 4>Here jumps out at her and she just throat punches
<v Speaker 4>him and then keeps walking.
<v Speaker 2>He was a normal man. She didn't need to hit him,
<v Speaker 2>but she didn't.
<v Speaker 4>Then Poppy hears a woman's scream no, and then hears
<v Speaker 4>another muffled cry. Her nipples start perking up at the
<v Speaker 4>excitement of killing someone. Poppy can tell exactly where they are,
<v Speaker 4>so her and Pet make their way to them. She
<v Speaker 4>can hear the woman begging to be let go, and
<v Speaker 4>Poppy hears a male voice say get her pat kick
<v Speaker 4>her down, and Poppy is like bingo. Poppy rounds the
<v Speaker 4>corner and sees the two men and the girl, one
<v Speaker 4>standing in front of the girl and the other standing
<v Speaker 4>behind her with his hand over her mouth. They work
<v Speaker 4>quick because one already has his dick out and the
<v Speaker 4>others pinning her down.
<v Speaker 5>Mommy's going to enjoy killing tonight. I look too good
<v Speaker 5>not to get a killing, I see. Glares at me,
<v Speaker 5>then lifts his mass above his head to show me
<v Speaker 5>his expressions, holding his tongue out like a panting dog,
<v Speaker 5>and look at you, delicious. I will definitely let you
<v Speaker 5>fill me up tonight. Stay behind me, lo, I command,
<v Speaker 5>and he nods.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy gets up close to them and stabs Pat in
<v Speaker 4>the stomach. The other man tries to make a run
<v Speaker 4>for it, but pet yanks him down by the hoodie.
<v Speaker 4>Pat says, did you just fucking stab me? And Poppy says,
<v Speaker 4>let me check and sticks your finger in the stab
<v Speaker 4>wound and twists and says, yep, looks like I did.
<v Speaker 4>The other man is like, who the fuck stabs a
<v Speaker 4>random person? You psycho? And Poppy says, who the fuck
<v Speaker 4>rapes a random person? And he says she had it coming.
<v Speaker 4>Look at what she's wearing mind you, the girl that
<v Speaker 4>they're like trying to rape. She's dressed out of the
<v Speaker 4>girl that comes out of the fucking TV in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Oh Samara, Yes, scary so in a sheet with long
<v Speaker 2>black hair.
<v Speaker 3>Not like scandalous at all. Yeah, slut, even though that
<v Speaker 3>doesn't matter.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Poppy's like clothes.
<v Speaker 4>She's wearing clothes, you fucking piece of shit, and kicks
<v Speaker 4>him in his balls.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Poppy checks on the girl and asks if she's okay.
<v Speaker 4>She says yes, and Poppy tells her to run go home.
<v Speaker 4>She won't want to see this.
<v Speaker 1>Seeing as your dick is already out, I say to pat,
<v Speaker 1>grabbing his still hard cock in my palm, I move quickly,
<v Speaker 1>using the sharpness of my blade to cut through the meat.
<v Speaker 1>I'll take that, thanks, I add, facetiously. I wish I
<v Speaker 1>had my jars out here. I'd have taken it from
<v Speaker 1>my collection.
<v Speaker 2>What a waste, oh man.
<v Speaker 4>Obviously, the man is wailing in pain in the fetal position,
<v Speaker 4>and Poppy turns her attention to the other man.
<v Speaker 3>Open, I demand. He shakes his head and jams his
<v Speaker 3>jaw shut. So I yank his hair hard and with
<v Speaker 3>great force. I'm not fucking around. Tada, his mouth opens.
<v Speaker 3>I shove Pat's cock, well what remains of it, coated
<v Speaker 3>in thick blood, into his mouth.
<v Speaker 4>Gag, and then she literally fucks the chopped off dick
<v Speaker 4>into his mouth, moving it in and out. A tear
<v Speaker 4>falls down his face, and Poppy feels pleasure run through
<v Speaker 4>her body. She tells him, this is what it feels
<v Speaker 4>like to be sexually assaulted with a dirty dick. This
<v Speaker 4>is what it feels like to have a cock in
<v Speaker 4>your mouth when you never wanted it in there in
<v Speaker 4>the first place. And then she slices him in the
<v Speaker 4>neck and kills him. She turns her attention back to
<v Speaker 4>the man, who's now missing a dick. He's trying to
<v Speaker 4>crawl away, but she says, come back here. She's like
<v Speaker 4>so horny at this point. She rips her panties off
<v Speaker 4>and rubs her clip. She's also on her period, so
<v Speaker 4>you know, blood everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>She has.
<v Speaker 4>Pet hold him down, and she sits her bloody pussy
<v Speaker 4>right on his mouth and nose and starts moving getting
<v Speaker 4>herself off. He's just flailing underneath her. Rita, Callum and
<v Speaker 4>Jordan approach and Rita asks what she has here and
<v Speaker 4>Poppy tells her just another man who can't keep his
<v Speaker 4>dick to himself.
<v Speaker 2>And tells her to give her her pussy.
<v Speaker 4>So Rita undoes her one piece and Poppy licks at
<v Speaker 4>her pussy while rubbing her puss on the guy under her.
<v Speaker 5>Come on, pig, suck mommy's piss flaps. Suck mommy's bleeding flaps.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 4>And then when Poppy is about to come, she flicks
<v Speaker 4>the safety latch of the knife that's buried in her
<v Speaker 4>cunt and the blade comes out, stabbing the man directly
<v Speaker 4>in the arch of his mouth. Poppy comes, and then
<v Speaker 4>Rita comes, but now it's Pet's turn to get his pleasure,
<v Speaker 4>and they all basically just have this like big orgy
<v Speaker 4>in the cornfield next to these two men.
<v Speaker 2>And then they all come and they.
<v Speaker 4>Decide it's time to go hunting for more. The end, Wow, Wow,
<v Speaker 4>that was not what I expected.
<v Speaker 2>No, I loved it. It was so good. I loved it.
<v Speaker 2>What does that say about me?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm wondering what your genre of choice might be
<v Speaker 1>if you got like really into reading, Like what would
<v Speaker 1>you be reading?
<v Speaker 4>That really like makes me wonder because this whole book
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, can't wait to finish it. Like
<v Speaker 4>I'm love me him eating this up. I don't usually
<v Speaker 4>feel that way.
<v Speaker 5>Did I see like become part of the tribe.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 4>I mean that's where it left off. We left them
<v Speaker 4>at the cornfield.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he wasn't like a good guy, so.
<v Speaker 4>He was never in those text messages or anything like that.
<v Speaker 2>But he didn't say anything.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he even asked her. He was like, I didn't
<v Speaker 4>do anything, and Poppy was like, but you didn't say anything.
<v Speaker 2>Guilty by association?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, would you guys think though you loved it, I.
<v Speaker 1>Loved it was good. I don't think I loved it
<v Speaker 1>like as much as you. Okay, fair, but I did
<v Speaker 1>really like it. Yeah, good, good, good, all right. Well,
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