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<v Speaker 1>Hearttheart Hearteart. And this week we're telling Riley all about

<v Speaker 1>burn for Me by Lauren Blakelee And how many stars

<v Speaker 1>did you guys give it? On good Reads?

<v Speaker 2>I gave it three stars. It was cutesy, did the job?

<v Speaker 3>I gave it three. It just wasn't my favorite. I

<v Speaker 3>don't like writing books.

<v Speaker 1>Low because I'm always like five star, five star, five star.

<v Speaker 3>So it feels weird. I just have issues with it.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, three is still good. Yeah, I also gave

<v Speaker 1>it a three. It was all right, it was okay.

<v Speaker 1>I think that this type of book just isn't for me.

<v Speaker 1>It was very hallmarky. Yeah, you guys are freaks. Yeah

<v Speaker 1>to Vanilla. For me, there is just one main thing

<v Speaker 1>that I have wrong with this book, and it is

<v Speaker 1>this man's occupation.

<v Speaker 3>And I guess we'll get there.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you do? Yeah, we'll find out. Smith

<v Speaker 1>Grayson is beautiful and Jamie is currently checking him out hard.

<v Speaker 1>She works at a bar called The Panting Dog with

<v Speaker 1>her friend Caitlyn. She's been seeing Smith around a lot

<v Speaker 1>since he started coming to the bar more frequently, and

<v Speaker 1>they even bowl together once a week, but she just

<v Speaker 1>knows she's not his type. She's Hella type A, and

<v Speaker 1>he just seems to go with the flow. Caitlyn is

<v Speaker 1>trying to convince Jamie to just go for it with Smith,

<v Speaker 1>but she feels like he'll just reject her.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>I mean good, once you get into the meat of

<v Speaker 1>this book, you're like, girl, just oh my god, just

<v Speaker 1>do so, she denies even being interested because she doesn't

<v Speaker 1>want to chance the rejection. She knows firemen are nothing

<v Speaker 1>but trouble. Just then, the man himself walks up to

<v Speaker 1>her and asks if she's having fun tonight. She says

<v Speaker 1>she's having a great night, trying to be as friendly

<v Speaker 1>as possible. That's all they wear friends. They'd be no

<v Speaker 1>good for each other as more opposites in every way.

<v Speaker 1>She was a romantic, he was a playboy. She was wine,

<v Speaker 1>he was beer. She was poetry. He was Wait, did

<v Speaker 1>he even read? She just makes him sound so stupid,

<v Speaker 1>like a big old black Does he even know how

<v Speaker 1>to read? Big dumb fireman? Yeah? Don't you have to

<v Speaker 1>be like pretty smart to be a fireman?

<v Speaker 2>Yah?

<v Speaker 1>I would think so. A lot of firemen are paramedics too. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I think you have to have the duel. Yeah, you

<v Speaker 1>have to know about like the physics of fire and

<v Speaker 1>stuff whatever. He starts talking about the upcoming spring festival

<v Speaker 1>and the smell of cotton candy in the air. He

<v Speaker 1>says he loves the taste of sweet things, some more

<v Speaker 1>than others, mostly the sweet things that are sinfully delicious,

<v Speaker 1>And now she's hoping she might be one of those

<v Speaker 1>sweet things. Yeah. He's starting about your pussy. Yeah, and

<v Speaker 1>she's like, I couldn't handle the rejection. I can't tell

<v Speaker 1>him that I like him. And he's obviously flirting with her,

<v Speaker 1>and she's like, I couldn't possibly there's no way. Open

<v Speaker 1>your eyes and your legs. Yeah. He tells her he'll

<v Speaker 1>be doing the dunk tank at the festival, and she

<v Speaker 1>says she'll be sure to make sure he goes down

<v Speaker 1>with the splash and he's like, all you have to

<v Speaker 1>do is hard and I'll go down winky winky. He

<v Speaker 1>is obviously flirting with her, yeah, and she's like, there's

<v Speaker 1>no way he's into me. Also, if a man was

<v Speaker 1>talking to me like this, I'd be like, come on,

<v Speaker 1>she loves it.

<v Speaker 3>Go fuck.

<v Speaker 1>He asks her to dance, and she says no, she

<v Speaker 1>couldn't possibly dance right here in front of everyone in town.

<v Speaker 1>So he's like, dance in the back of the bar

<v Speaker 1>with me and says that she's the prettiest girl in town.

<v Speaker 1>But she's like, he doesn't like me, he's not interested.

<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? She decides maybe one dance will get

<v Speaker 1>him out of her system. They're dancing and flirting and

<v Speaker 1>he's playing with her hair, telling her that he'd love

<v Speaker 1>to touch more of her, and then she accuses him of

<v Speaker 1>having a thing for Lisa, the woman who shoots the

<v Speaker 1>Fireman calendar, and he denies it, and he's also like

<v Speaker 1>the hottest guy in the annual town Fireman Calendar. He

<v Speaker 1>must be like maybe on the month of July, which

<v Speaker 1>just happens to be my birth month. Thanksy, I'm sorry,

<v Speaker 1>but he's like, oh, yeah, you're beautiful. I want to

<v Speaker 1>touch more of you and she's like, you fucked Lisa.

<v Speaker 1>Dam like me, go find Lisa. He says that Lisa

<v Speaker 1>wants him, but the feeling isn't mutual. He says there's

<v Speaker 1>nothing going on with Lisa because he wants there to

<v Speaker 1>be something going on with her as in Jamie, but

<v Speaker 1>he doesn't like her. She's like, no, he doesn't like me.

<v Speaker 1>He asks her what would happen if he kissed her

<v Speaker 1>right now, and she says, why don't you find out?

<v Speaker 1>They start making out and she pushes him against the wall.

<v Speaker 1>He bites her shoulder, which makes her moan. To his surprise,

<v Speaker 1>they're grinding against each other and she's rubbing her leg

<v Speaker 1>on his boner and he says that he wants to

<v Speaker 1>take her, and Jamie asks how he do that? Hard, fast,

<v Speaker 1>and up against the wall. She'd never done it enough

<v Speaker 1>against the wall. Sex is meant for bedrooms by candlelight

<v Speaker 1>with soft sexy music play, but her body seemed to

<v Speaker 1>be other wise, hard, fat, okay with no candles. Where's

<v Speaker 1>the sexy music now? She's like, okay, one fuck to

<v Speaker 1>get him out of my system and then tomorrow we'll

<v Speaker 1>go back to just being friends. Which why you like him?

<v Speaker 1>He likes you, and she's like, yeah, keep sucking them.

<v Speaker 1>I don't understand her logic in this book at all,

<v Speaker 1>but whatever. She drags him to the storage room and

<v Speaker 1>he tells her if she keeps this going, he will

<v Speaker 1>be fucking her right now. He asks if she's wet,

<v Speaker 1>and she tells him to come find out. You better be,

<v Speaker 1>he said, roughly, grabbing her wrists and pinning them over

<v Speaker 1>her head. As he bagged her up against the shelves,

<v Speaker 1>the wood edge pressed into her spine and it should

<v Speaker 1>have hurt, but instead it was yet another sensation that

<v Speaker 1>reminded her of how hot he was for her, and

<v Speaker 1>vice versa. Because if I take off your panties and

<v Speaker 1>you're not fucking soaked through. I'm gonna have to hold

<v Speaker 1>you down hard. Was that even me? Yeah? It means

<v Speaker 1>what it means. He tells her he wants to feel

<v Speaker 1>how slick she is, and he wants her panties to

<v Speaker 1>be so soaked she can't put them back on afterward.

<v Speaker 1>I want them to be sticking to your thighs. It's

<v Speaker 1>hard to pull them up. Yeah, like a bathing suit

<v Speaker 1>when you're trying to take it off. Ooh, or like

<v Speaker 1>putting jeans on with wet legs. Jamie's panties alone, red

<v Speaker 1>lace with a white flower in the middle where a

<v Speaker 1>turn on. But the feel of them they were so

<v Speaker 1>hot and wet that Smith had no choice but to

<v Speaker 1>rip them off. She spread her legs wide and he

<v Speaker 1>felt her against his fingers and cursed, Fuck, you're hot woman.

<v Speaker 1>You made me this way, she said, her head falling

<v Speaker 1>back as she gave in, rolling her hips against his hand.

<v Speaker 1>He commands her to fuck his hand and tells her

<v Speaker 1>how good she smells when she's turned on, which I

<v Speaker 1>was like, what do you mean, what are you doing? Animals?

<v Speaker 1>The fair moones, Oh yeah, sure. She goes to touch

<v Speaker 1>his dick, but he says she can't until she comes.

<v Speaker 1>She comes, whips his dick out, and he tell her

<v Speaker 1>it's time for fucking. He slams her against the wall,

<v Speaker 1>puts a condom on, and slides on in. I'm sorry

<v Speaker 1>when you said slams her against the wall. I'm just

<v Speaker 1>picturing him being like wow, she likes it. Yeah, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I want you to feel all of me, he said,

<v Speaker 1>groaning into her ear. I want you to feel everything

<v Speaker 1>as I fuck you deep, Jamie. The world was fading

<v Speaker 1>out with his words. Wild tension gripped every corner of

<v Speaker 1>her body like she was held taut with lust. She

<v Speaker 1>closed her eyes, let her head fall back with each

<v Speaker 1>agonizing stroke, climbing closer to another release. I do I

<v Speaker 1>do feel everything, she whispered in broken breaths.

<v Speaker 3>I do I do feel everything?

<v Speaker 1>He confesses he is super into her and has been

<v Speaker 1>for so long. They come together, and immediately Jamie is like, fuck,

<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have done that, which why you like him?

<v Speaker 3>Just fuck him?

<v Speaker 1>He asks her to come to his place tonight, but

<v Speaker 1>she makes up some bullshit excuse and says she can't day.

<v Speaker 1>She's dreading going to work because she knows that Smith

<v Speaker 1>is working construction at the bar. So that's what Jenna

<v Speaker 1>was talking about. He's like a fireman slash construction worker.

<v Speaker 1>Oh sly, which are both full time jobs.

<v Speaker 2>Unless you're a seasonal BLM firefighter.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, he doesn't do anything fireman related the entire.

<v Speaker 3>Book, the whole book. He just is a construction worker.

<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's just like for show. Maybe like he just

<v Speaker 1>says I'm a fireman, but he's not. He's a liar,

<v Speaker 1>just for the calendar.

<v Speaker 2>Just he just cause plays as a fireman.

<v Speaker 1>On her way to work, she runs into Kara, the

<v Speaker 1>town's dog trainer, who is also Smith's x okay. Kara

<v Speaker 1>asks if she's still looking for a German shepherd, and

<v Speaker 1>Jamie says yes. So Kara says she'll keep an eye out,

<v Speaker 1>and then Jamie heads to start her shift. She almost

<v Speaker 1>immediately sees Smith, who looks hot as hell, doing some

<v Speaker 1>manual labor because he's a construction worker right now. He

<v Speaker 1>knows she's having doubts about their quickie last night, so

<v Speaker 1>he asks her out on a real date. He apologizes

<v Speaker 1>for being rough while they made love last night. He's like,

<v Speaker 1>she likes poetry, so we had really hot, rough sex.

<v Speaker 3>But I'm gonna say we made love to.

<v Speaker 1>Get the grubble an. They're interrupted by the bar owner, Becker,

<v Speaker 1>who tells Jamie her sister is here to see her,

<v Speaker 1>The same sister who is currently going through an awful

<v Speaker 1>divorce with a firefighter. Oh another one, hm, and that's

<v Speaker 1>why she's like, I can't get involved with a firefighter

<v Speaker 1>because my sister is getting divorced from one.

<v Speaker 3>That's stupid.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think this woman is actually stupid. Yeah, she's dense,

<v Speaker 1>dent as hell.

<v Speaker 2>Jamie talks to her sister and lets her vent. Diane

<v Speaker 2>goes to leave, but tells Jamie not to make her

<v Speaker 2>same mistakes and they'll have a movie night later.

<v Speaker 1>Don't date a fireman or you'll end up divorced. They're

<v Speaker 1>all the same.

<v Speaker 2>The next day, Jamie goes to the bookstore to get

<v Speaker 2>her niece something when she runs into Smith. He's there

<v Speaker 2>picking out some books for his volunteer organization, and he

<v Speaker 2>was also getting her a book of poems to apologize.

<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you volunteer at the burn center?

<v Speaker 3>Does he really?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I didn't remember.

<v Speaker 3>He was getting mad lips for the kids at the

<v Speaker 3>bird center.

<v Speaker 1>But he volunteers. He does construction he's a fireman. How

<v Speaker 1>does he have time for fucking? Yeah? What a stand

<v Speaker 1>up human?

<v Speaker 2>The Apology Book of Poems is for coming on too

<v Speaker 2>strong when you should have done the right thing and

<v Speaker 2>took her on a proper date.

<v Speaker 1>First, she pitches.

<v Speaker 2>An idea to Smith because she's like, Okay, that's hot.

<v Speaker 2>He's trying to woo me with cute things I like.

<v Speaker 2>So she says, how about one no strings attached week

<v Speaker 2>of a complete fuck fest?

<v Speaker 1>What do you say?

<v Speaker 3>Wow?

<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, because after you fuck someone that you guys

<v Speaker 1>mutually like each other for an entire week straight, you're

<v Speaker 1>just gonna be like all right, cool, bye. Yeah, there's

<v Speaker 1>no fucking way. They're friends. They hang out, so it's

<v Speaker 1>not like they're just going to go their separate ways

<v Speaker 1>and not see each other. Yeah, how could you fuck

<v Speaker 1>a week and then just go back to being friends

<v Speaker 1>and being like hey.

<v Speaker 2>It's working out in her brain.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she wants to do this because she wants to

<v Speaker 1>stay friends. She doesn't want to ruin their friendship, so

<v Speaker 1>she's like, this, this is the solution, right girl.

<v Speaker 2>He's really loving the fact that she likes to have

<v Speaker 2>sex with him, but he is very hurt that she

<v Speaker 2>doesn't want to actually date him. She tells them that

<v Speaker 2>she doesn't want to be another name on his list

<v Speaker 2>of women in their very small town, because apparently he

<v Speaker 2>dates around and so she's like, no, I'm okay, what

<v Speaker 2>are people to do?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Have you ever lived in a small town? Everyone's

<v Speaker 1>pussy cousins there? Yeah. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>He tells her that he wants more with her because

<v Speaker 2>he actually likes her, and she is shocked by this.

<v Speaker 1>For some reason, he's told her no less than ten times, yes,

<v Speaker 1>that he likes her. She's dense.

<v Speaker 2>He says fine to the one week fuck fest, but

<v Speaker 2>on one condition. At the end of the week, he

<v Speaker 2>gets to take her out on a proper date. In

<v Speaker 2>his head, he's like, after this week, she's gonna want

<v Speaker 2>to be with me. I'm gonna woo her, I'm gonna

<v Speaker 2>fuck her, We're gonna be dating.

<v Speaker 1>Like all this man wants is to take her out

<v Speaker 1>on a nice date, and she's like, we're gonna fuck.

<v Speaker 2>He tells her that maybe by the end of the

<v Speaker 2>date they'll be so hot and bother that they need

<v Speaker 2>one more fuck before it's over.

<v Speaker 1>Do you get wet for me when you're alone? Jamie? Yes,

<v Speaker 1>She whispered, her shoulders rising and falling. I can picture

<v Speaker 1>you sprawled out, naked, your hand between your legs. Have

<v Speaker 1>you ever gotten off to me? Yes, she answered, I

<v Speaker 1>would love to see that, you on your bed, letting

<v Speaker 1>your legs fall open. I'd love to stand in your

<v Speaker 1>doorway to find you in the dark. Your eyes are closed,

<v Speaker 1>your head thrown back, those pretty pink pussy lips wet

<v Speaker 1>and glistening to me. Okay, but imagine He's like, do

<v Speaker 1>you ever touch yourself thinking about me? And she's like yes.

<v Speaker 1>And he's like, you ever come thinking about me? She's like, no,

<v Speaker 1>not once, never have. Yeah, I just can't get there.

<v Speaker 1>When I think about you a minute, I think about

<v Speaker 1>you dry up.

<v Speaker 2>They both decide that their arrangement starts now. They pay

<v Speaker 2>for the books and they leave. This is all I've

<v Speaker 2>been in the bookstore.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's like a woman and a child trying to

<v Speaker 1>buy Doctor Seuss books right next to them. He literally

<v Speaker 1>he's like, you're pretty pink pussy lips. It's like a

<v Speaker 1>creepy man on the other side, being like.

<v Speaker 2>He drives them down the street, parks his truck, and

<v Speaker 2>then they start getting frisky because apparently they can't wait

<v Speaker 2>to make it to one of their houses. She rips

<v Speaker 2>his jeans open and puts a connum on him and

<v Speaker 2>then takes her panties off.

<v Speaker 1>You're gonna ride me hard, now got that? She nodded,

<v Speaker 1>her eyes wide with abandon. She looked like she could

<v Speaker 1>come within seconds, and it was a look she wore. Well,

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna write you so hard, Smith, she said. They

<v Speaker 1>just like repeat what each other says to like, you're

<v Speaker 1>gonna ride me, I'm gonna ride you. They're on the

<v Speaker 1>same page.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah they are. That's good. They have sex in the truck,

<v Speaker 2>and then a few days later Smith can't help but

<v Speaker 2>want more than just this arrangement. At work, they get

<v Speaker 2>a call that Melody's cat is stuck in a tree again,

<v Speaker 2>and this is a common occurrence. I'm pretty sure Melody

<v Speaker 2>puts her fucking cat in the tree and calls them

<v Speaker 2>so she can watch the fireman take the cat down.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, I get it, Melody.

<v Speaker 2>Once he helps her get her cat down, so he

<v Speaker 2>does do one fireman thing.

<v Speaker 1>He gets a cat out of a tree, all right.

<v Speaker 2>Once the cat is out of the tree, Melody comes

<v Speaker 2>on to him, but he ignores her, and we do

<v Speaker 2>learn that. She calls the station constantly for doing that.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, naughty lady.

<v Speaker 2>He heads home and he sees Jamie drive by because

<v Speaker 2>her parents live on the same street, and she glares

<v Speaker 2>at him because he's leaving Melody's house and.

<v Speaker 3>She's just like mean mugging him.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh, you motherfucker.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, but he was saving a cap.

<v Speaker 2>He's being a firefighter for once.

<v Speaker 1>It's just one shift a mom. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>He knows she has the wrong idea and tries to

<v Speaker 2>call her, but she ignores all of his calls. After

<v Speaker 2>her dinner with her parents and sister, Diane tells Jamie

<v Speaker 2>that she should date Smith.

<v Speaker 3>Just take it slow.

<v Speaker 1>Why is her sister one hundred percent in charge of

<v Speaker 1>her love life? I know? Why are you taking relationship

<v Speaker 1>advice from a divorcee? Also, take it slow. Not everyone's

<v Speaker 1>gonna get divorced like you, Diane, Yeah, Diane.

<v Speaker 2>She's cautious, but tells Diane that she'll think about dating

<v Speaker 2>him when she heads back home. She calls him and

<v Speaker 2>apologizes for jumping to conclusions, but hopes that they're exclusive

<v Speaker 2>for their arrangement. He reassures her, and ten minutes later

<v Speaker 2>she arrives at his house. He lets her in and

<v Speaker 2>they kiss, and she says that she wants to take

<v Speaker 2>care of him tonight. He had a rough shift.

<v Speaker 1>All he did was climb a tree.

<v Speaker 2>He had construction before that, Charlotte, Oh right.

<v Speaker 1>He's a man with too drawn She brought her lips

<v Speaker 1>to his ear and whispered hotly, I want your cock

<v Speaker 1>in my mouth.

<v Speaker 2>She drops to her knees and gives him the best

<v Speaker 2>blowy he has ever had. She then stands and tells

<v Speaker 2>him to get to sleep and she'll see him later,

<v Speaker 2>and then she leaves. I imagine him just standing there

<v Speaker 2>with his dick out once she's done.

<v Speaker 3>Mom, All right, cool, thanks for the semen. So yeah.

<v Speaker 2>At work the next day, she finds an envelope addressed

<v Speaker 2>to her from Smith. It has a poem and he

<v Speaker 2>drew a pawprint on it because she's a dog lover

<v Speaker 2>and she knows that she might be falling in love

<v Speaker 2>with him, but can't be more. It's just supposed to

<v Speaker 2>be a fling.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So tonight is their last night together,

<v Speaker 1>so they've already spent their whole week kind of just

<v Speaker 1>the fucking each other. They are supposed to go on

<v Speaker 1>their date Smith does not want things to end with Jamie.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her he wants her this week and every

<v Speaker 1>week after, and he asked her out on another date.

<v Speaker 1>Instead of answering, she passionately kisses him, and things get

<v Speaker 1>pretty hot for the public eye, because again, they just

<v Speaker 1>decide to do things wherever they want, like they have

<v Speaker 1>no fucking shame whatsoever. Yeah, they're talking about pussy lips

<v Speaker 1>at the library, they decided to get back to Smith's house.

<v Speaker 1>She pressed her lips against his in some kind of

<v Speaker 1>sweet devouring and trailed her hands down his shirt, yanking

<v Speaker 1>it loose from his jeans. She danced her fingertips across

<v Speaker 1>his stomach. I'm going to do my laundry on your abs,

<v Speaker 1>She mind, rubbing fabric across his mid section.

<v Speaker 2>He has washboard abs.

<v Speaker 1>Oh right right, yeah, I get it. He tells her

<v Speaker 1>to go ahead, but he wants to do something first,

<v Speaker 1>and it's something that they haven't done this week yet together.

<v Speaker 1>He asked if she'll ask for it because he loves

<v Speaker 1>to hear her bag and a hungry voice, she rasp out,

<v Speaker 1>will you go down on me please? A grin slowly

<v Speaker 1>spread across his face. I am at your service you're

<v Speaker 1>telling me he hasn't gone down to her pussy at

<v Speaker 1>least once this whole time. What a ween? Yeah? What

<v Speaker 1>the fuck? That should be the first thing he does.

<v Speaker 1>I feel like, Yeah, he starts eating it, and this

<v Speaker 1>man is not worried.

<v Speaker 3>About oxygen, like he is munching away.

<v Speaker 1>His lips were made for this, and he went down

<v Speaker 1>on her as if it was air, as if it

<v Speaker 1>was breath, as if the taste of her was the

<v Speaker 1>very thing he craved for subsistence and survival. Then why

<v Speaker 1>didn't you do it sooner? Yeah? Yeah, why did it

<v Speaker 1>take you this long?

<v Speaker 3>Maybe this was like his final trick.

<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's like, I eat pussy so good that this

<v Speaker 1>is what's gonna make her stay. He should have been

<v Speaker 1>eating her pussy for a week straight. He should.

<v Speaker 2>That would have made her say.

<v Speaker 1>She came on his tongue and they had a cutesy

<v Speaker 1>intimate moment and they ended up falling asleep in.

<v Speaker 3>Each other's arms.

<v Speaker 1>It's the next day and Jamie's sister Diane was able

<v Speaker 1>to help Smith with staffing issues. So this whole time

<v Speaker 1>he's been like a solo man on a construction job.

<v Speaker 1>And Jamie was like, awesome, I'm sure she'll tell me

<v Speaker 1>more about it at dinner tonight. And he's like, oh,

<v Speaker 1>why don't I tag along to your family's dinner And

<v Speaker 1>she's like, whoa, We're supposed to be friends.

<v Speaker 3>No, chill, chill.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Jamie, you fucked him all week. I

<v Speaker 1>feel like, after you fuck somebody like six times, boom,

<v Speaker 1>time to meet the grandparents, meet the family. You're bonded.

<v Speaker 1>This really upsets him because he doesn't just want to

<v Speaker 1>be a secret between the two of them. She's like

<v Speaker 1>straight up friend zoning him, even though they both have

<v Speaker 1>amazing chemistry and tension, and he just ate her putty

<v Speaker 1>out amazingly. Might we add and Pookie's feelings are very

<v Speaker 1>hurt because no matter how hard he tries, he won't

<v Speaker 1>be the kind of guy that she wants to.

<v Speaker 3>Bring home to her family. Prime me a River, Oh Brother.

<v Speaker 1>As Jamie's going through her day thinking about how she

<v Speaker 1>fucked things up with Smith, her best friend Megan calls

<v Speaker 1>her and tells her that she's moving back home because

<v Speaker 1>she broke things off with her boyfriend. Jamie catches her

<v Speaker 1>up on her life and admits that she made a

<v Speaker 1>huge mistake with Smith. Her bestie Megan tells her there's

<v Speaker 1>only one thing to do. She has to apologize in

<v Speaker 1>a way that means something major to him. So she

<v Speaker 1>gets in her car and gets to his house. When

<v Speaker 1>he answers his door, she pulls out a piece of paper.

<v Speaker 1>It's a mad lib. Oh my god, he really likes

<v Speaker 1>mad libs.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what he reads to the burn victims.

<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right.

<v Speaker 3>So she does this.

<v Speaker 1>Cutesy little apology with the mad lib. And she was

<v Speaker 1>laying it all out for I'm telling him that she

<v Speaker 1>wasn't embarrassed of him. She's just really scared of getting hurt,

<v Speaker 1>and she wants to try this with all the strings attached.

<v Speaker 1>Their first date with all strings attached is amazing. They

<v Speaker 1>go bowling, they have beers, and they're bestie vibing the

<v Speaker 1>whole time. The date ends in her bedroom, but rather

<v Speaker 1>than a trip to Poundtown, they make sweet sweet love.

<v Speaker 1>She moved her hips slowly up and down like a tease,

<v Speaker 1>making him groan, making him roll his eyes back in

<v Speaker 1>his head. Do you like it when I take you

<v Speaker 1>slow like this? She asked, rising up on him, then

<v Speaker 1>taking him all the way inside her and grinding her

<v Speaker 1>hips on him. I like that you're a talker that

<v Speaker 1>you give it right back to me.

<v Speaker 3>What she's a talker?

<v Speaker 1>He's like, I like that you chit chat during Certified Yapper.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>He flips her around so she can wrap her legs

<v Speaker 1>around his waist and he ups the tempo, taking her

<v Speaker 1>harder and faster. Tell me how much you want me

<v Speaker 1>to drive you wild? Right now? Oh Godsmith, I want

<v Speaker 1>you so much, she said, those eyes dark as she

<v Speaker 1>became a wild woman in bed. Take me so hard,

<v Speaker 1>I'll still feel you tomorrow. Yeah, she screams his name

<v Speaker 1>as she comes, and that pushes him over the edge too.

<v Speaker 1>They end up fucking all night long, then again in

<v Speaker 1>the morning, even in the shower, as they make plans

<v Speaker 1>for the day. He turns to leave and she admits

<v Speaker 1>that she's falling for him, but then his phone goes

<v Speaker 1>off and he kisses her on the forehead and tells

<v Speaker 1>her he's gotta go see Eleida. Of course, Jamie's thinking

<v Speaker 1>the worst because she just was super vulnerable with him,

<v Speaker 1>and then he didn't say anything back, so she's like,

<v Speaker 1>he's with someone else.

<v Speaker 3>He doesn't like me.

<v Speaker 2>He's fucking Lisa.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's fat fucking war and it doesn't help. They

<v Speaker 1>made plans to like a date for later tonight, and

<v Speaker 1>he texted hers saying that they had to cancel their

<v Speaker 1>date because he has something come up that he had

<v Speaker 1>to take care of. She's walking through town and she

<v Speaker 1>sees Smith getting into the car with his ex Kara.

<v Speaker 1>What the fuck them driving off together. Later, she did

<v Speaker 1>at the bar that she works at, and she's just

<v Speaker 1>drinking her worries away. She sees Smith walk in all

<v Speaker 1>happy as a clam and he walks up to Jamie saying, hey, darling,

<v Speaker 1>you okay, and she's like, don't you darling me? Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>How Caara? She lets him have it about how she

<v Speaker 1>opened up to him admitting she was falling for him,

<v Speaker 1>and then he left her sitting there looking like a

<v Speaker 1>fool and she should have known it was all just

<v Speaker 1>about the sex. He tries telling her it's not that

<v Speaker 1>at all. She needs to believe him, but she doesn't

<v Speaker 1>want to hear it, so she gets up with tears

<v Speaker 1>in her eyes and brushes away. Jamie's at the festival,

<v Speaker 1>the one what they were supposed to have their date tonight,

<v Speaker 1>and she's feeling all the feelings. She tells her sister

<v Speaker 1>everything that just happened with her and Smith, and Diane

<v Speaker 1>is like, maybe you should just take it easy on him,

<v Speaker 1>like maybe he had a really good reason. She's like,

<v Speaker 1>who are you and what have you done with my sister?

<v Speaker 1>Before Jamie could really like respond and like saying like, wait,

<v Speaker 1>do you know something, The cutest baby German Shepherd puppy

<v Speaker 1>comes up towards her and it looks so familiar. It's

<v Speaker 1>like the dog that she's been watching, that's been on

<v Speaker 1>the waiting list that she wanted to adopt. There's a

<v Speaker 1>note on the dog's collar with Smith's handwriting that says

<v Speaker 1>Jamie on it cue and on the inside it says,

<v Speaker 1>I'm falling for you too. Yeah, because you should definitely

<v Speaker 1>get someone a puppy as a gift without discussing it

<v Speaker 1>with them first. A German Shepherd of all puppies that

<v Speaker 1>was like her dream dog. She looks up and she

<v Speaker 1>sees Smith standing there holding a new leather leash, smiling.

<v Speaker 1>He tells her Karen knows all the dog shelters around

<v Speaker 1>and her sister was in the loop the whole time.

<v Speaker 1>She was the only one that didn't trust him, and

<v Speaker 1>he did this to show her how much he cared

<v Speaker 1>for her and how committed he is to her. He's

<v Speaker 1>crazy for her, he's crazy for us. Also, her best

<v Speaker 1>friend Megan, who was supposed to move back, was never

<v Speaker 1>mentioned again in the story. I just had to throw

<v Speaker 1>that in there.

<v Speaker 3>Bite my again.

<v Speaker 1>They decided to name the dog Chance because he always

<v Speaker 1>told her to give him a chance. And boy, she's

<v Speaker 1>so glad she took.

<v Speaker 3>A chance on him. The end cute.

<v Speaker 1>So, Riley, how many red pepper mudgies do you give?

<v Speaker 1>This one?

<v Speaker 3>You agree with? Three? That's cute. It was silly cute.

<v Speaker 1>Do you think Smith is sexy?

<v Speaker 3>Not really? No, he sounds like a big goob.

<v Speaker 1>Would you trade places with Jamie? No? She sounds as

<v Speaker 1>dumb as the box the rock. All right, So next

<v Speaker 1>week we're telling Riley all about Broken Beginnings by Cleo Evans,

<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna have her look at the cover and

<v Speaker 1>give us her best guess on what it might be about.

<v Speaker 1>And Cleo Evans wrote not so Kind Reguards, which we

<v Speaker 1>covered a while back.

<v Speaker 3>Oh we did, I.

<v Speaker 1>Do remember that one?

<v Speaker 2>Very poor opposite.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's got some cabins, some shrubbery. It looks like

<v Speaker 1>we're maybe on a farm some birds, and it says

<v Speaker 1>like broken beginnings, almost like it's like like in a western.

<v Speaker 1>I think, okay, all right, it's gonna come to me.

<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna be female main character living in

<v Speaker 1>this small town, maybe with her pappy. Right, But she's

<v Speaker 1>living in this small town and this bad boy cowboy

<v Speaker 1>comes into town. He's on business, but he runs into

<v Speaker 1>this girl and he's like his heartstrings are like pulling

<v Speaker 1>him towards her, her aura, she's calling to him, and

<v Speaker 1>so they have a budding relationship. But his business is

<v Speaker 1>calling and he has to get back to it, and

<v Speaker 1>she goes with him and they become one the end.

<v Speaker 3>Oh that was beautiful. That was beautiful.

<v Speaker 1>No, shoot, I mean kind of. There's a female main character. Okay,

<v Speaker 1>thank you. No pappy though, No pappy, dang it, dang it,

<v Speaker 1>dang it. What's her poppy?

<v Speaker 2>No, her pappy is dead.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, rest in peace, poppy. All right. Well, if you

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