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<v Speaker 1>read his flame a Firefighter Curvy Girl Romance by Jessa,

<v Speaker 1>Joy and Shelby. Why are we reading this book?

<v Speaker 3>Oh?

<v Speaker 2>Because the fire alarm went off at my work and

<v Speaker 2>I saw the hottest firefighter to ever exist, and I said,

<v Speaker 2>you know what we should be doing one of those.

<v Speaker 1>We need one of them.

<v Speaker 3>Give me a firefighter romance.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then we found another firefighter romance to cover

<v Speaker 1>it this month. Next month, in a few weeks, we'll

<v Speaker 1>have another full episode of Firefighter Hell Hell Hot Hot Hot. Yeah. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>And how many stars did you give this on Goodreads?

<v Speaker 2>Riley?

<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not on good read Oh no, the book's

<v Speaker 1>on good Reads. I mean I didn't, I said, oh, obscure.

<v Speaker 1>I think I get it, like it's two and a half.

<v Speaker 1>I mean it was very cute, see very like wholesome.

<v Speaker 1>It's cute, Okay, I love that. But it wasn't like

<v Speaker 1>smutty off the wall crazy. No, I need like something

<v Speaker 1>weird in it, I think now. Unfortunately, because like I'm

<v Speaker 1>reading this after I read Thick Beef. Thick Beef was

<v Speaker 1>like my bread and butter. Oh I'd loved thick Beef,

<v Speaker 1>it was so good, but this was good. Okay. We

<v Speaker 1>begin in our female main character's POV and her name

<v Speaker 1>is Mela. She's recently relocated to the small town and

<v Speaker 1>the town is called Snowflake.

<v Speaker 3>Cute.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, cute, cutesy. This whole book actually gives me like

<v Speaker 1>Hallmark movie vibes. That's what it is. Yeah, it's like

<v Speaker 1>a little Hallmark movie cuteute. But she recently moved here

<v Speaker 1>with her sister Ava. Ava hands Mela a peeb and

<v Speaker 1>J sandwich through her car window and gives her a

<v Speaker 1>little pep talk before she leaves for her first day

<v Speaker 1>of work. Ava got Mila this job at the town's

<v Speaker 1>firehouse as a cook for the firefighters. They say they're goodbyes,

<v Speaker 1>and Mela heads to the firehouse, guns and roses blasting

<v Speaker 1>through her stereo. She's super into eighties and nineties rock

<v Speaker 1>right now? Okay. Mila arrives at the big red brick

<v Speaker 1>building and she really can't believe she's doing this. She

<v Speaker 1>loves to cook, but clams up meeting new people. And

<v Speaker 1>what do you even feed firefighters? Girl? Food? They're people, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>they're real human beings like me and you. She gets

<v Speaker 1>her car out of her car and wheels it around

<v Speaker 1>to the back door and knocks a tall, pretty woman

<v Speaker 1>with curly redhair. Answers the door and says, hey, you

<v Speaker 1>must be Mela. I'm Savannah. She tells her everyone is

<v Speaker 1>out on a call at the moment and shows her

<v Speaker 1>where the kitchen is. She tells her about the firehouse

<v Speaker 1>dog Ember, who belongs to the former chief. That's anormal cure.

<v Speaker 1>Is it a Dalmatian? What is it? It doesn't even

<v Speaker 1>say what it is. Oh my gosh, tragic. I know

<v Speaker 1>the dog belongs to the former chief Atlas King Brock Thompson,

<v Speaker 1>big guy with scars. Is the nude cheese like burn scars? Yeah, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I mean you'll find out more details later. But yeah,

<v Speaker 1>Savannah leaves for the day, and we also never see

<v Speaker 1>her again. So, oh my Savannah. She's not important. Why

<v Speaker 1>they even give her a name. She was just a stranger.

<v Speaker 1>She just walked into the building. Literally, I don't know

<v Speaker 1>why she's here. And Mela starts to get busy in

<v Speaker 1>the kitchen. She left her regular apron at home, so

<v Speaker 1>she's sport in her frilly pink one. She lays out

<v Speaker 1>a plate of chocolate chip cookies and starts making chicken

<v Speaker 1>parmesan for the guys. As Mela is prepping the food,

<v Speaker 1>Ember sneaks in and jumps up to sniff the cookies.

<v Speaker 1>Mela chows her away and turns back to the oven

<v Speaker 1>when she hears a chomping noise behind her. She turns

<v Speaker 1>around to see missus Ember has an entire wrapped block

<v Speaker 1>of cheese in her mouth. Just give it to her,

<v Speaker 1>Give her the cheese, pay the cheese, tax, take it.

<v Speaker 1>Mela chases Ember out the house and into the backyard.

<v Speaker 1>Ember is playing like a game of catch me if

<v Speaker 1>you can, and Mela is finally able to get her

<v Speaker 1>hands on her. She he gets the cheese out of

<v Speaker 1>her mouth, and then all of a sudden, a loud

<v Speaker 1>alarm is going off in the firehouse with a recording

<v Speaker 1>stating there's a fire and they need to vacate.

<v Speaker 2>She just caught her brand new job on fire.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, oh my god. Of course, Mila is like,

<v Speaker 1>oh shit, did I forget to put water for the

<v Speaker 1>potatoes on the stove, So there's just like raw potatoes

<v Speaker 1>sitting on the stove with no water. Absolute idiot, and

<v Speaker 1>she books it back inside. She runs through the kitchen

<v Speaker 1>door and slams into a big, houghty hunk of a

<v Speaker 1>man still in his uniform he's tall, buffets fuck, dark hair,

<v Speaker 1>piercing green eyes, and scars running up his right arm

<v Speaker 1>and neck. The firefighter says, so, I'm guessing you're my

<v Speaker 1>new hire. Oh you're fired, you dumb idiot, Get out.

<v Speaker 1>This is the fired apartment. You started a fire. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>why would he fuck her? Yeah, she's dumb. They don't

<v Speaker 1>care about that. They just care about looks. Men are stupid,

<v Speaker 1>that's true. Yeah, Clayton, you're listening. This is about you. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>Lydia doesn't want We were alone. We are now in

<v Speaker 1>bronx POV and he thinks Mila is same as Brock.

<v Speaker 1>His name is Brock. No, I know who names a

<v Speaker 1>baby brock. Imagine this is my son Brock. It's short

<v Speaker 1>for broccoli. She's a petite brenette with big brown eyes

<v Speaker 1>and cute freckles, and she's also very kurvy, curvy, cute girl.

<v Speaker 1>She seems to be pretty shy, so he tries to

<v Speaker 1>joke about her starting a fire, and she just blinks

<v Speaker 1>at him and says she doesn't see a fire. He

<v Speaker 1>tells her that alarm goes off if there's smoke and

<v Speaker 1>points at the stove and says, don't you usually put

<v Speaker 1>water in a pot with an open flame underneath. Mela

<v Speaker 1>looks embarrassed and like you should be yeah, and tells

<v Speaker 1>him the dog stole the cheese and she was just

<v Speaker 1>trying to get it back. Brock asks Ember if that's correct,

<v Speaker 1>and Ember gives him a little wolf back, so he's like, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>checks out, right, right, right, right, right right. He asks

<v Speaker 1>her what she's making, and as she's walking over to

<v Speaker 1>the stove, he can't help it's a check her out.

<v Speaker 1>Oh I could hold onto those curvy hips, kissing the

<v Speaker 1>smooth line of her neck because my cock plunges into

<v Speaker 1>her from behind. She just set the kitchen on fire.

<v Speaker 1>Why are you thinking about this? And he's just like, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I want to put my dick in that. She's dumb,

<v Speaker 1>he says, but she's hot. Yeah, I can't fuck her brain?

<v Speaker 1>Then are stupid? Mela tells him chicken palm, mashed potatoes,

<v Speaker 1>and chocolate pudding. She also brought tomorrow's dishes because she

<v Speaker 1>works one day on and one day off. They chat

<v Speaker 1>a little and Brock asks her when supper will be ready.

<v Speaker 1>She tells him maybe ten minutes and asks if there's

<v Speaker 1>a bell she should ring, and he's like, you can

<v Speaker 1>just set the fire alarm off again.

<v Speaker 2>Also, you're gonna make mashed potatoes in ten minutes, you

<v Speaker 2>don't have water boiling.

<v Speaker 3>She's a chef and she's using instant potatoes.

<v Speaker 1>She's actually like a horrible cook. And the mashed potatoes

<v Speaker 1>are just like raw potatoes smashed up. They're ready. He's like, crunchy,

<v Speaker 1>you my ten minute potatoes. Brock heads to the living

<v Speaker 1>room to let the guys know to get ready for supper.

<v Speaker 1>All the guys make their way to the dining room

<v Speaker 1>and Brock asks Mela if she needs any help. She

<v Speaker 1>smiles at him and tells him no, no, and she

<v Speaker 1>hopes he likes it. He is smitten. He's a big

<v Speaker 1>old crush on her. It's now been one week where

<v Speaker 1>can't the firehouse, and Mela has fallen into a regular routine. However,

<v Speaker 1>the one man she really wants to impress seems to

<v Speaker 1>be emboiding her. There's just something about Brock's calm presence

<v Speaker 1>and big frame that makes her stomach flip. Mela is

<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen making beef stew and Brock walks in

<v Speaker 1>and he just stares at her. Mela asks him if

<v Speaker 1>he's hungry, and he says yes, but asks if she

<v Speaker 1>will eat with him. She says sure. She likes her

<v Speaker 1>own cooking, which I thought was funny because she just

<v Speaker 1>was like, Yeah, I like my own cooking. Yeah, girl,

<v Speaker 1>as you should. Yeah, I hope you do. He tells

<v Speaker 1>her the guys can't believe their luck with her meals.

<v Speaker 1>He was the one cooking for the guys before, and

<v Speaker 1>let's just say he was not the best cook. He

<v Speaker 1>asks her what got her into cooking, and she tells

<v Speaker 1>him her grandma owned a restaurant forty years ago, so

<v Speaker 1>she grew up around it. He asks why no restaurant

<v Speaker 1>for her, and she says dealing with customers, no way,

<v Speaker 1>and I gotta she's a shy girl. It starts storming

<v Speaker 1>outside and Mela says she should start heading home. She

<v Speaker 1>didn't bring a rain jacket and wants to get home

<v Speaker 1>before it gets too heavy. Brock asks her why she

<v Speaker 1>didn't drive in, and she tells him her sister Ava

<v Speaker 1>brought her because her car isn't working and big hottie

<v Speaker 1>strong Brock says, nine, girl, I am taking you home,

<v Speaker 1>so he does. Mela tries to dispute it, and he

<v Speaker 1>says no, baby girl, I am fire chief. I must

<v Speaker 1>protect you. She says, yeah. Brock brings his truck around

<v Speaker 1>back and Mela hops in the front seat. She's got

<v Speaker 1>to squeeze her thighs together being this close to Brock.

<v Speaker 1>They chat about his family a little bit on their

<v Speaker 1>way to her house, but the conversation stops when she

<v Speaker 1>asks him about his dad. So she asks him like, hey,

<v Speaker 1>what about your dad, and he just immediately ignores her.

<v Speaker 1>He says nothing. Oh, I would not put up with that.

<v Speaker 1>It would be like, hey, I asked you a question, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>you have to answer me. When they pull up in

<v Speaker 1>front of her house, he looks over her and asks

<v Speaker 1>if he could come in for a glass of water,

<v Speaker 1>And at first she's like, is that a line? Are

<v Speaker 1>you just trying to come in? And he's like, no, no,

<v Speaker 1>I'll drink my glass of water and leave.

<v Speaker 3>Weird, just like, wait till you get home.

<v Speaker 1>Then, yeah, you freak swallow some spit. I don't know,

<v Speaker 1>swallow your spit. She's got to wet your whistle. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>just a little. Like I'm quenched. I'll be good for

<v Speaker 1>like the next ten minutes. She says, sure, it's pouring

<v Speaker 1>rain at this point, so Mila uses her bag to

<v Speaker 1>cover her head, and Brock pulls her closer to him

<v Speaker 1>so she can use his umbrella. As they walk up

<v Speaker 1>to her porch, he remembers who lived here before her,

<v Speaker 1>miss Brettel and her cats, and asks if she was

<v Speaker 1>able to get the cat smell out. She asks how

<v Speaker 1>he knew about the cats and tells him yeah, but

<v Speaker 1>one of the cats made their way back to the house,

<v Speaker 1>so she's caring for it until missus Brettel can come

<v Speaker 1>collect him. Brock tells her he's rescued this cat more

<v Speaker 1>times than he can count, you know, because he's a fireman,

<v Speaker 1>rescuing cats. Yeah, doing those things. They head inside Emerelily

<v Speaker 1>gets a glass of water from the kitchen for Brock.

<v Speaker 1>Brock tells her he's sorry for going quiet when she

<v Speaker 1>asked him about his dad. It's just hard for him

<v Speaker 1>to talk about. She tells him he doesn't have to

<v Speaker 1>tell her anything he doesn't want to, and he tells

<v Speaker 1>her he does want to tell her. His dad was

<v Speaker 1>driving Brock and his sister home one day when a

<v Speaker 1>drunk driver hit them. His dad was able to save them,

<v Speaker 1>and when he went to save the other driver, the

<v Speaker 1>roof collapsed on him like the car roof. I got

<v Speaker 1>confused when I was reading it. It's the car roof?

<v Speaker 1>Is that very heavy? I don't really know a car

<v Speaker 1>roof for him, it was could have been a big

<v Speaker 1>metal car.

<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was the flame as well.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think it was stupid way to die. I've

<v Speaker 1>never had a car roof fall on me. I just

<v Speaker 1>don't imagine them to be like heavy enough to kill you,

<v Speaker 1>especially as a full grown man. But he was just

<v Speaker 1>hit by a drunk driver. He wasn't fully well. I

<v Speaker 1>feel like he'd just be like, ah fuck, but instead

<v Speaker 1>he died.

<v Speaker 2>You're gonna get hit by a drunk driver, be totally fine,

<v Speaker 2>and then you're gonna die under a car room.

<v Speaker 1>Of the driver that hit you. Yeah, I'd be like,

<v Speaker 1>fuck you guys. Yeah, i'd really catch on fire. I

<v Speaker 1>don't care.

<v Speaker 2>He's sworn to protect.

<v Speaker 1>That's true. He was a firefighter. He has to have

<v Speaker 1>known better. I don't know what to tell you. This

<v Speaker 1>is how it was a stupid way for a firefighter to die.

<v Speaker 1>Take it up with her. I want to say that.

<v Speaker 1>I feel like the roof of a car is maybe

<v Speaker 1>fifty pounds and it's like six inches above your head.

<v Speaker 1>That's not going to kill you. Yeah, but what if

<v Speaker 1>it was like a fucking nineteen eighty Ford Bronco. Was

<v Speaker 1>he saving oj Simpson? Maybe? No, a drunk driver. It's

<v Speaker 1>like our arguably the lightest part of a car. Did

<v Speaker 1>he get trapped. Let's hope he got trapped. No, she

<v Speaker 1>said it fell on his head and killed him. He

<v Speaker 1>was driving my sister and me back home when a

<v Speaker 1>drunk driver crashed into us. Both vehicles went up in flames.

<v Speaker 1>He got us both out, then went to save the

<v Speaker 1>truck driver. He got inside, but the part of the

<v Speaker 1>roof collapsed. I tried to get him out, so he

<v Speaker 1>was on fire. Okay, because I'm seeing that the weight

<v Speaker 1>of a car roof is typically between fifty two one

<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty pounds, and imagine being on fire when

<v Speaker 1>that point was Yes, but that's just like a person

<v Speaker 1>falling on your head real quick. That's not going to

<v Speaker 1>kill you. But he's also on fire.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but if anyone's trained to like withstand the heat,

<v Speaker 3>it would be yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he's not in his gear. What are you

<v Speaker 1>guys doing? I just feel like it's a silly way

<v Speaker 1>to die he's a firefighter that died, and died anyway possible,

<v Speaker 1>but a car roof fell on his head and he

<v Speaker 1>died while he was on fire. You're missing a key point. Okay.

<v Speaker 1>The flames are key. The flames are key. Okay, Okay,

<v Speaker 1>Like I could not imagine pushing one hundred pounds off

<v Speaker 1>me if I was on fire. Mila says she's sorry

<v Speaker 1>and asks if that's how he got his scars, and

<v Speaker 1>he nods, which I was like, insensitive bitch, why would

<v Speaker 1>she gets? Oh? Sos that what sucked you up? Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>Is that what happened to your face? I've been dying

<v Speaker 1>the ass. She steps closer to him and tells him

<v Speaker 1>she appreciates him sharing that with her. He reaches up

<v Speaker 1>and pushes the lock of her hair away from her face.

<v Speaker 1>She stands on her tiptoes and touches the scar and

<v Speaker 1>his face, and he flinches. She asks him if it hurts,

<v Speaker 1>and he tells her no, he's just not used to

<v Speaker 1>someone touching him in this way.

<v Speaker 2>I take her hand and place it back on my face.

<v Speaker 2>My cock is rock hard, pressing against the seam of

<v Speaker 2>my genes. All my senses focused on her. All I

<v Speaker 2>want to do is get closer.

<v Speaker 1>So he's got a boner because she touched his face. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>men are right after they talked about his dad d

<v Speaker 1>She strokes his cheek and he pulls her in closer.

<v Speaker 1>He decides fuck it and leans down and kisses her.

<v Speaker 1>They're making out and he's squeezing her booty, but then

<v Speaker 1>the crocpot alarm goes off and Mela pushes him away.

<v Speaker 1>Seems like she burns things a lot.

<v Speaker 3>I know.

<v Speaker 1>It's a tiny bit awkward now, so Brock tells her

<v Speaker 1>he has to go back to work and that he'll

<v Speaker 1>see her tomorrow. She reminds him that it's the weekend

<v Speaker 1>and she doesn't work. She also has a party to

<v Speaker 1>cater in Bakersville. He tells her he will see her

<v Speaker 1>next week then, and they say their goodbyes. Brock is

<v Speaker 1>back at the firehouse now and walks into the kitchen

<v Speaker 1>to see Maverick, one of the firefighters, eating some of

<v Speaker 1>Mela's beef stewice she made. He tells Brock that Mela

<v Speaker 1>can really cook. She's also really pretty and says that

<v Speaker 1>he bets someone will wipe her up soon, and this

<v Speaker 1>makes Broxe red, Oh my god, that's my girl. He

<v Speaker 1>gets in Maverick's face and says, are you intending on

<v Speaker 1>doing that? And Maverick says, who WHOA. We won't talk

<v Speaker 1>about the new girl, And then they just chat about

<v Speaker 1>fireman stuff, about that fire. Oh fire, that was a

<v Speaker 1>crazy one. Got it out, put water on it, yah,

<v Speaker 1>and Rock cannot get Mela out of his head. But

<v Speaker 1>he's conflicted because he's the fire chief and he cannot

<v Speaker 1>be kissing his new employee. Mela is in Baker's Field,

<v Speaker 1>a little ways away from their town of Snowflake, catering

<v Speaker 1>a frat party. She's in the kitchen preparing food when

<v Speaker 1>one of the idiot frat boys start a fire on

<v Speaker 1>the grill outside, catching the grill and a tree on fire.

<v Speaker 1>That same frat boy burned his hand in the fire,

<v Speaker 1>so Mela helps him inside and puts his hand under

<v Speaker 1>cool running water. She calls the firehouse and they say

<v Speaker 1>they'll be right there, And I was like, why wouldn't

<v Speaker 1>you call that city's fire department, you freak? Also, why

<v Speaker 1>are you catering and also grilling? Yeah, what's happening here?

<v Speaker 1>But the fireman said they'll be right there in thirty minutes. Though,

<v Speaker 1>because she didn't call the closest fire department. Yeah, they

<v Speaker 1>should have also said, like, all right, ma'am, maybe call

<v Speaker 1>that town's fire department, but they don't. Moments later, the

<v Speaker 1>firefighters show up, and Brock immediately comes to check on

<v Speaker 1>his girl, Mila. She tells him she's all good, explains

<v Speaker 1>what happens, and gathers her stuff to leave. After she

<v Speaker 1>loads up her car, she tries to start it, but

<v Speaker 1>of course it's not working. Brock taps on her window

<v Speaker 1>and offers to help. He puts some oil on her engine.

<v Speaker 1>Dumb bitch and tells her to scooch. He's not letting

<v Speaker 1>her drive home alone, so he drives her car. That's

<v Speaker 1>all it needed was some oil. He said, your oil

<v Speaker 1>was low. Fill it up. Oh look, it's Ronen. How

<v Speaker 1>has this girl survived? I know, I'm like, you're stupid.

<v Speaker 1>She can't cook potatoes, she's driving her car with no oil.

<v Speaker 1>She lets a dog take her cheese. Idiot. He asks

<v Speaker 1>her why her car smells like tomato sauce, and she

<v Speaker 1>says it's the lasagna she made for the frat boys.

<v Speaker 1>She's just gonna take it home and eat it by herself,

<v Speaker 1>so it doesn't go to waste an entire lasagna. I

<v Speaker 1>wouldn't tell somebody that I'm gonna go do that. I'd

<v Speaker 1>be like, oh yeah, I'm so skinny. I'm just gonna

<v Speaker 1>put it in my friends and not eat it and

<v Speaker 1>let it go Toway. He asks about her sister, and

<v Speaker 1>she tells him she's out of town for the night,

<v Speaker 1>and he's like, oh, well, I'd like to eat some

<v Speaker 1>lasagna with you. Oh god, I'm actually really hungry. When

<v Speaker 1>they're back at Mela's house, it Brock carries her stuff

<v Speaker 1>in and sets the lasagna on the counter. She asks

<v Speaker 1>if she should heat them up, and he says he

<v Speaker 1>can think of something else he'd rather heat up.

<v Speaker 3>My god.

<v Speaker 1>She laughs and pulls him in close and he buries

<v Speaker 1>his head in her neck. They have a cute little moment,

<v Speaker 1>and then she tells him she must feed him since

<v Speaker 1>he worked all day. They sit at the table and

<v Speaker 1>enjoy their food together, chit chatting. He asks if it's

<v Speaker 1>inappropriate that he's having dinner with her, and she says, no,

<v Speaker 1>it is, though it is fire chief employee.

<v Speaker 2>Did she get paid for this catering of it and

<v Speaker 2>then just take her food back?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah? The frat boys were girling. They've got it under control.

<v Speaker 1>Ye got to keep the money.

<v Speaker 3>Girl.

<v Speaker 1>She probably brought her weird ass mashed potatoes and they

<v Speaker 1>were like, Oh, we'll just make our own food. That's

<v Speaker 1>probably why they were using the grow. Probably.

<v Speaker 3>I can think of far more inappropriate things I'd like

<v Speaker 3>you to do to me. My cheeks are bright red.

<v Speaker 3>Brock stands up and walks over to me. I'm so

<v Speaker 3>glad you said that. Ever since I first saw you,

<v Speaker 3>I've been thinking of things I want to do to you.

<v Speaker 1>Broccoli, You naughty. Brock pulls her up from her seat

<v Speaker 1>and pushes her up against the counter. They make out,

<v Speaker 1>passionately touching each other's bodies. Brock says they should head upstairs,

<v Speaker 1>and like the man he is, he carries her all

<v Speaker 1>the way up there, because you know she's Kirby fireman Carrie.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. She tells him which room is hers, and

<v Speaker 1>he tosses her on the bed. They undress and kiss,

<v Speaker 1>and he gets to carpet muncheon. Yeah, his tongue circles

<v Speaker 1>my swollen bud, tasing every inch of my wetness, and

<v Speaker 1>it's almost unbearably pleasurable. He continues his exploration, sliding two

<v Speaker 1>fingers into me and pressing against my g spot, making

<v Speaker 1>me whimper go off.

<v Speaker 3>Sounds like he knows what he's doing.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's digging her fingers in his hair and it's

<v Speaker 1>just wave after wave of pleasure. She screams his name

<v Speaker 1>as she comes, and she tells him she wants to

<v Speaker 1>feel him inside her.

<v Speaker 2>He stands up and unbuttons his pants. His enormous cock

<v Speaker 2>springs free, and my eyes widened. He kneels on the bed,

<v Speaker 2>lining himself up with my sopping wet entrance.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he does.

<v Speaker 2>It's disgusting as his thumb circles my clip slowly, he

<v Speaker 2>pushes the tip inside me and I'm moan, you're so big.

<v Speaker 2>Tell me like it. His voice is a growl. I

<v Speaker 2>love feeling your big cock inside me. I want you

<v Speaker 2>to fill me up, fill her up, fill up her

<v Speaker 2>stopping we vagina do it.

<v Speaker 1>They have a nice, lovely missionary fuck and explosive orgasms

<v Speaker 1>and fall asleep together. Brock wakes up early in the

<v Speaker 1>morning while Mela is still sleeping. He showers, feeds the cat,

<v Speaker 1>and heads to the firehouse. He is unusually chipper this morning,

<v Speaker 1>and Maverick notices, but Brock tells him, no questions. They

<v Speaker 1>have a presentation for a bunch of school kids this morning.

<v Speaker 1>After the presentation, Brock heads back to Mela's house. Ava

<v Speaker 1>answers the door and asks if he's Rock, and he

<v Speaker 1>says yes, and he'd like to see Mela. And she says, U, no,

<v Speaker 1>you aren't going to one night stand my sister and

<v Speaker 1>come back here with your tail behind your legs. And

<v Speaker 1>he tells her, no, I can explain. He just had

<v Speaker 1>a presentation. Yeah, you had to go to work. He

<v Speaker 1>tells her he can explain, and to just let him

<v Speaker 1>see Mila. She says fine, and he heads to Mela's room.

<v Speaker 1>She looks like she had been crying, and he runs

<v Speaker 1>to her and tells her he just had a presentation.

<v Speaker 1>He wasn't leaving her. She tells him she was devastated.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Stage five Clinger, this is a red

<v Speaker 1>flag literally, and he says, girl, I love you, oh

<v Speaker 1>dam and they kiss and makeup. We're in the epilogue.

<v Speaker 1>Brock and Mela have opened their own business. It's six

<v Speaker 1>months later. It's called Mela's Meals and it's a ready

<v Speaker 1>to cook meal service. Mela arrives at the firehouse and

<v Speaker 1>it's eerily quiet and there's no one there. She goes

<v Speaker 1>into the kitchen to prepare some food and the fire

<v Speaker 1>alarm starts going off. Turns around to see you Brock

<v Speaker 1>coming out of the pantry with a smile on his face,

<v Speaker 1>and he turns off the alarm. He gets down on

<v Speaker 1>one knee and proposes. She says yes. The whole fire

<v Speaker 1>crew comes around the corner and cheers the end. He

<v Speaker 1>was just hiding in the pantry. Yeah, he was like

<v Speaker 1>a fucking weirdo waiting for her. That's terrifying. I know. Wow,

<v Speaker 1>what a story. I know, Lisad was so romantic. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>What do you guys think? It was very vanilla? Yeah? Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I think we've been jaded. We need weirder books. Yep.

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