<v Speaker 1>Welcome back, you horny little rats.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's episode trigger warning is explicit sexual content.

<v Speaker 1>And I have a Spotify comment and this one comes

<v Speaker 1>from Britney MG Belchman and it says I love you

<v Speaker 1>girls so much. I even got my husband to listen

<v Speaker 1>to some of the episodes with me. I also religiously

<v Speaker 1>use other words instead of cussing, and I go to

<v Speaker 1>his stinkers. I don't know why, and hearing you use

<v Speaker 1>it made me actually cackle. Also, have y'all considered reviewing

<v Speaker 1>watpad stories. They are so cringe and amazing all at

<v Speaker 1>the same time. That does sound fun, I will say.

<v Speaker 4>That does sound very fun.

<v Speaker 2>Shelby and Jenna Patreon idea.

<v Speaker 5>We actually did do a demo of a watpad story and.

<v Speaker 2>It was crazy. It was crazy.

<v Speaker 6>I want to hear it.

<v Speaker 2>I have the recording on my laptop. I'll send it

<v Speaker 2>to you.

<v Speaker 6>I do want to hear it.

<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, hold on, do you know what this episode is?

<v Speaker 1>But it's our hundred episode wit one hundred episodes crazy

<v Speaker 1>and this week we're telling Riley all about smut by

<v Speaker 1>Corina Hallie And how many stars did you guys give it?

<v Speaker 2>On good Reads? I gave it a three and a half.

<v Speaker 3>It was fun. It wasn't my favorite rom com that

<v Speaker 3>I've ever read, but I like the idea of it.

<v Speaker 3>I guess I wish the dialogue was a little bit different.

<v Speaker 5>I feel like I can't rate this only because it's

<v Speaker 5>so polar opposite than the books that I've been reading,

<v Speaker 5>Like I just read the craziest, darkest book that I've

<v Speaker 5>I just I feel like it's not fair for me

<v Speaker 5>to read it because it's just not what I'm in

<v Speaker 5>the mood for right now. So maybe when I'm in

<v Speaker 5>a lighthearted, cutesy mood, I'll reread it and it'll be

<v Speaker 5>a different reading.

<v Speaker 2>It was good. I just feel like I can't read.

<v Speaker 1>It wasn't freaky enough for you, Jenna.

<v Speaker 2>No, this shit was vanilla as fuck. I gave it

<v Speaker 2>a three and a half.

<v Speaker 1>It was a nice palette cleanser after last week's episode,

<v Speaker 1>Red Rabbit was rough, so we needed this.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was cutesy.

<v Speaker 5>So we're going to start the story off in the

<v Speaker 5>proloc It's New Year's Eve and twenty one year old

<v Speaker 5>Amanda is about to be proposed to by her prestigious

<v Speaker 5>boyfriend Alan Kingston of four years and he sings our

<v Speaker 5>whole ass song in front of everyone. He gets down

<v Speaker 5>on one knee, and she's never had an easier answer. No, ick, Absolutely,

<v Speaker 5>She is absolutely distraught that she's just like about to

<v Speaker 5>ruin her life and his, and she vomits everywhere all

<v Speaker 5>over him after saying no, and then she just runs

<v Speaker 5>away crying.

<v Speaker 4>That poor guy.

<v Speaker 2>He threw a whole party too.

<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 1>Whenever I see people that like say no to big

<v Speaker 1>proposals like that, I'm like, how did you not know

<v Speaker 1>how just.

<v Speaker 2>Say yes and break it off later?

<v Speaker 1>Yeaheah say yes in front of everyone and then behind

<v Speaker 1>closed doors be like, hey, never mind. It was both

<v Speaker 1>of their friends and families at like a nice venue

<v Speaker 1>and he's Hella Rich.

<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, why'd you say no?

<v Speaker 2>This spark wasn't there.

<v Speaker 5>It's three months later and after Amanda turned down the proposal,

<v Speaker 5>she of course moved out of her apartment she was

<v Speaker 5>sharing with him, and instead of moving back in with

<v Speaker 5>her overbearing parents.

<v Speaker 2>She got a space with a forty four year.

<v Speaker 5>Old divorcee named Anna, who put out an ad on

<v Speaker 5>Craigslist looking for a roommate, and since she's moved in,

<v Speaker 5>they've become quick friends. They're a short distance away from

<v Speaker 5>Amanda's college, University of Victoria, where she's studying to become

<v Speaker 5>an author. Amanda gets to class and sees her classmate

<v Speaker 5>Ali running away upset, and when Amanda gets to the

<v Speaker 5>class stores, she asked her friend Rio what's going on,

<v Speaker 5>and Rio said that she went up to said something

<v Speaker 5>and then took off. Blake Crawford is gorgeous. He's a

<v Speaker 5>known sex god fuck boy, and Amanda cannot stand him.

<v Speaker 4>I hate man like that too.

<v Speaker 2>He's British.

<v Speaker 1>Oh you don't, sighs Tuesday name. Blake is tall and lean,

<v Speaker 1>with just the right amount of muscle, thick dark hair

<v Speaker 1>that's always a bit rumpled, and deep blue eyes that

<v Speaker 1>sometimes seem black, you know, the kind of looks that

<v Speaker 1>most girls want so hot.

<v Speaker 5>In class, they get their final assignment that's where a

<v Speaker 5>huge chunk of their grade. The assignment is a thirty

<v Speaker 5>thousand word novella with a partner who will be chosen

<v Speaker 5>for them by the professor, and Amana gets paired with

<v Speaker 5>none other than Blake Crawford ah Man. Later, at home,

<v Speaker 5>a man of emails Blake with an outline on how

<v Speaker 5>she thinks the writing assignment should go. If they get

<v Speaker 5>together this weekend and come together with the main plot

<v Speaker 5>and implementation of their story, they can probably complete the

<v Speaker 5>assignment separately.

<v Speaker 2>Like she wants nothing to do with him.

<v Speaker 5>Fair, Blake is completely aware that Amanda hates his guts.

<v Speaker 5>Regardless of what she may think or say. Blake is

<v Speaker 5>much smarter than he leads on to be. He can

<v Speaker 5>decide her body language very well. The body language that

<v Speaker 5>comes off of Amanda lets him know that she wants

<v Speaker 5>absolutely nothing to do with him. Blake has some home

<v Speaker 5>life drama going on. He doesn't get along well with

<v Speaker 5>his father, and his mother's too busy with work to

<v Speaker 5>pay him any mind. He's become a staple big brother

<v Speaker 5>to his nine year old brother Kevin, and he has

<v Speaker 5>to like routinely pick him up from school and take

<v Speaker 5>care of him because both of their parents are too busy.

<v Speaker 5>We find out that Blake is a business major and

<v Speaker 5>he has plans to take over his father's.

<v Speaker 2>Business one day, which is owning the bookstore in town

<v Speaker 2>oh Kiah.

<v Speaker 5>The bookstore does well, but not well enough because Blake's

<v Speaker 5>father is a literary snob and won't even allow Fifty

<v Speaker 5>Shades of Gray to be in the bookstore because he

<v Speaker 5>believes that smut will lower their standards.

<v Speaker 1>Ew But also, I mean, like, yeah, fifty Shades of

<v Speaker 1>Gray is not that.

<v Speaker 2>Good, but I just watched it yesterday. Take that back.

<v Speaker 1>No, I will say I did fuck with the movies

<v Speaker 1>when they came out.

<v Speaker 2>I did. I did I ate those books up? Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>Did you?

<v Speaker 6>They're kind of corny?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>I remember.

<v Speaker 1>I went to go see the first one in theaters,

<v Speaker 1>but when I picked the seats, I misunderstood the little

<v Speaker 1>graph when you have to pick online. So I picked

<v Speaker 1>the very first row, like the closest to the screen,

<v Speaker 1>but it was a curved screen, so it made their

<v Speaker 1>heads look really big and her body's really small.

<v Speaker 6>What an experience.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the nudity was fun.

<v Speaker 5>Blake is at the bar later with his bestie Heath,

<v Speaker 5>and he vents him about how he's been paired with

<v Speaker 5>stuck up Amanda. They decide to draft a response email

<v Speaker 5>to her, and then bessy Heath sends it. Amanda's going

<v Speaker 5>about her day. She's got some tea on Anna's date,

<v Speaker 5>and she decided to clear her head.

<v Speaker 2>And go for a run.

<v Speaker 5>She goes miles more than she normally does, and when

<v Speaker 5>she's stretching about to turn around, she runs into none

<v Speaker 5>other than Blake. Blake is carrying a tote from Crawford's Books,

<v Speaker 5>and she's gagged when she realizes that his family owned

<v Speaker 5>her favorite bookstore in town.

<v Speaker 4>I mean, Blake Crawford Crawford Books.

<v Speaker 5>You would have never thought. He asked her if she

<v Speaker 5>got his email. She easily lied and says, yep, let's

<v Speaker 5>get this project over with. Since she didn't actually read

<v Speaker 5>his emails, she confirmed where they're to meet. It's tonight

<v Speaker 5>at the library at seven pm, and Blake is looking

<v Speaker 5>at her like.

<v Speaker 2>He's appraising her.

<v Speaker 5>She's running back home when she pulls up Blake's email,

<v Speaker 5>and his email basically is like a stupid drunk boy email.

<v Speaker 5>He calls her a know it all and a square

<v Speaker 5>and maybe she should bring duct tape. He knows that

<v Speaker 5>she's too prudish to be tied up, but maybe he

<v Speaker 5>can use it on her mouth when she starts babbling

<v Speaker 5>on about the project.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm sorry, so yes, she didn't read the email

<v Speaker 1>yet when he saw her, but he's just like nonchalantly,

<v Speaker 1>hey you get my email. Yeah. He's like shaking in

<v Speaker 1>his boots about it because he immediately regretted it.

<v Speaker 2>And she's like, hey, do you get my email? And

<v Speaker 2>she's like yeah, and he's like, okay, okay, you're not

<v Speaker 2>hitting me in the face, so all right, no at

<v Speaker 2>all cool. When she staid reading the email, she's fucking pissed.

<v Speaker 5>It's a man is in the library on the second floor,

<v Speaker 5>all the way chucked in the back, and she's of

<v Speaker 5>course early for their meetings, so she decides to kill

<v Speaker 5>time by doing some research on her own personal novel

<v Speaker 5>that she's writing. It's called The Land of Tears and Bone.

<v Speaker 5>Blake arrives to the library thirty minutes early because he

<v Speaker 5>doesn't want to feel like he's late, even when he's

<v Speaker 5>on time. He picks a table right in the front

<v Speaker 5>of the doors, but when it's seven pm and she's

<v Speaker 5>still not there, he's like, what the fuck? Like, has

<v Speaker 5>she planned to stand me up and go straight to

<v Speaker 5>the dean with my email? Like use it as leverage?

<v Speaker 5>He decides to do one look around the library before

<v Speaker 5>he leaves, and he finds her writing away on her

<v Speaker 5>secluded table. He goes up to her and she tells

<v Speaker 5>him before he sits down, he owes her an apology.

<v Speaker 2>And an explanation. Instead of doing either, he asks why

<v Speaker 2>she hates him so much. An all girl came with receipts.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, you're a pig. You're an asshole.

<v Speaker 5>You didn't help me when all my shit fell in

<v Speaker 5>front of you, and you watched my ask when I

<v Speaker 5>bent down to pick it up, like you're just disgusting

<v Speaker 5>a dog. Once they hash it out, he takes his

<v Speaker 5>seat next to her. He goes as far as opening

<v Speaker 5>up about how, even though he's a business major, this

<v Speaker 5>writing class is the only thing he's pretty much chosen

<v Speaker 5>for himself, and he does want to try to work

<v Speaker 5>together to complete this project successfully. She introduces the idea

<v Speaker 5>of them doing as little as possible, like she said

<v Speaker 5>in her email, and he was like, no, we're doing

<v Speaker 5>this right. I don't want you to throw it in

<v Speaker 5>my face saying that I didn't pull my weight or

<v Speaker 5>we didn't work together, so you're stuck spending time with me.

<v Speaker 6>Which I get that.

<v Speaker 5>They plot their book outline, basing it off of the

<v Speaker 5>theme of betrayal, a man who ends his affair with

<v Speaker 5>another woman in order to make his marriage work, only

<v Speaker 5>to catch his wife cheating on him.

<v Speaker 2>Good he deserved a okay freedom make fat in.

<v Speaker 5>Their meeting wents surprisingly well, and Amanda even has a

<v Speaker 5>playful tone for a second.

<v Speaker 1>Too bad, I still have to deal with Amanda during

<v Speaker 1>this whole process, and it's too bad that when I'm

<v Speaker 1>jerking off in bed later that night, the image that

<v Speaker 1>pops into my head is her wet ruby lips around

<v Speaker 1>my cock. I come so hard at that it takes

<v Speaker 1>me a few moments to catch my breath. The room spinning.

<v Speaker 1>Looks like the next month is going to be hell.

<v Speaker 1>After all, he wants a blowie.

<v Speaker 5>It's the next day and Amanda's roommate Anna calls her

<v Speaker 5>out for wanting to have sex with Blake, and as

<v Speaker 5>much as she denies it. Anna can see right through

<v Speaker 5>her and knows that she wants to mary him. It's

<v Speaker 5>setting now, and Amanda completed her chapter but wants to

<v Speaker 5>go over it with Blake before class tomorrow so they

<v Speaker 5>have everything prepared. She shoots him an email asking when

<v Speaker 5>before class they can meet up to make sure the

<v Speaker 5>story's fitting together. Anna is in cosmetology school and she

<v Speaker 5>is currently giving Amanda a makeover with the new technique

<v Speaker 5>she's learned. When her phone rings and it's an unknown number.

<v Speaker 5>It's Blake and he's like, hey, when are you free.

<v Speaker 5>She tells him in about an hour and a half

<v Speaker 5>because she's currently getting a makeover, and he asks for

<v Speaker 5>her address so he can pick her up and they

<v Speaker 5>can go somewhere to do their work. There's a knocking

<v Speaker 5>at her door and Amanda and Anna lost track of time.

<v Speaker 5>Amanda wanted to have extra moments to wash off her

<v Speaker 5>makeup before Blake came, but no, can do now he's

<v Speaker 5>already here.

<v Speaker 1>Oh he's gonna be like, Wow, she's really hot. No,

<v Speaker 1>Anna's a really bad makeup art.

<v Speaker 3>I want to have one week living with Anna because

<v Speaker 3>I think it would be very interesting.

<v Speaker 2>I think she's a Russian lady too. She just sounds

<v Speaker 2>very fun.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, and she goes on like all these bad dates

<v Speaker 3>and then like tells Amanda about them, and one of

<v Speaker 3>them was like he tried to pimp her out and

<v Speaker 3>they had to like stop him.

<v Speaker 2>And be like, I'm like arrest him.

<v Speaker 1>She's like, yeah, it was a great date, no piggie.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, dinner was really good though. She's just so funny.

<v Speaker 5>Amanda goes to open the door and he tells her

<v Speaker 5>her makeup looks good on her. It looks like she's

<v Speaker 5>already ready. She runs at the bathroom before leaving, and

<v Speaker 5>she's stunned by her appearance because she has not blended

<v Speaker 5>contour on her cheeks and nose, crazy blush, crazy eye makeup,

<v Speaker 5>and her eyebrows have been whited over with concealer and

<v Speaker 5>Anna drew on her eyebrows that are thick arches.

<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure he thinks that looks good because that's

<v Speaker 1>how British people do their makeup.

<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, you look like a chav.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm so sorry to our British.

<v Speaker 2>You're beautiful. We love you.

<v Speaker 5>She also has fake eyelashes that make her look like

<v Speaker 5>she's looking in different directions because they're like crooked on

<v Speaker 5>her eyes?

<v Speaker 2>What is that song? Or it's like M to the B,

<v Speaker 2>M to the bee.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, one of those girls. Yeah, I can see

<v Speaker 1>him now.

<v Speaker 5>When Anna asks if she likes her makeup, she sounded

<v Speaker 5>so hopeful and there's no way Amanda could wash it

<v Speaker 5>off and see Anna feel bad.

<v Speaker 2>When Amanda and.

<v Speaker 5>Blake head out, Blake's like, are you sure you want

<v Speaker 5>to go out to a cafe like this? And She's like,

<v Speaker 5>fuck no, there's no way I'm going out in public.

<v Speaker 5>So ultimately they decide to head back to his apartment.

<v Speaker 5>Plus he has to feed Fluffy.

<v Speaker 2>He's kiddy, Yeah, he's cat.

<v Speaker 5>They pull up to Blake's very nice apartment and Amanda's

<v Speaker 5>stunned by the house's beauty. They set up on the

<v Speaker 5>leather couch and he opens up to her, telling her

<v Speaker 5>he can't actually afford this place. This condo is his

<v Speaker 5>stepmom's and he basically pays for it by working at

<v Speaker 5>the bookstore for free because they can't afford to hire

<v Speaker 5>any help.

<v Speaker 1>Oh.

<v Speaker 5>They get to work and Amanda reads him her part,

<v Speaker 5>and when he reads her his, she's speechless by how

<v Speaker 5>good the prologue actually is, even though it does use

<v Speaker 5>the word cock four times too many. She goes to

<v Speaker 5>his bathroom to take all the makeup off her face

<v Speaker 5>when she hears.

<v Speaker 2>A thud and then a scream.

<v Speaker 5>She goes to investigate and walks into the room that

<v Speaker 5>has the open door and sees Blake standing in the

<v Speaker 5>room with a large empty aquarium.

<v Speaker 4>What When she.

<v Speaker 5>Asks if he's okay, he tells her it's just that

<v Speaker 5>Fluffy scared the shit out of him. And it turns

<v Speaker 5>out that Fluffy's a huge ass fucking tarantula that Blake

<v Speaker 5>is terrified of.

<v Speaker 1>They are kind of cute in my opinion, they are

<v Speaker 1>cute When I.

<v Speaker 6>Want one in my home.

<v Speaker 2>M Amanda says, hell no, and she runs out of

<v Speaker 2>the room.

<v Speaker 5>He tells her Fluffy was originally his little stepbrother, Kevin's,

<v Speaker 5>and he kept getting out at Kevin's house and his

<v Speaker 5>stepmom told him that he had to get rid of Fluffy.

<v Speaker 5>Kevin was absolutely heartbroken and distraught, so he told him

<v Speaker 5>that he could stay at his house until their stepmom,

<v Speaker 5>Angelica has a change of heart. They have a little

<v Speaker 5>tiff over how he's a man whore who has slept

<v Speaker 5>with half the class, but not her, because she's not

<v Speaker 5>an idiot and she just knows who she wants and.

<v Speaker 2>What she needs.

<v Speaker 1>Will you listen to that? The all powerful Oz has

<v Speaker 1>just admitted that she needs things from time to time.

<v Speaker 1>I thought you'd be entirely self sufficient. Oh I am,

<v Speaker 1>I shoot back. You should see my vibrator collection. His

<v Speaker 1>eyes widen and I refrain from clamping my hand over

<v Speaker 1>my mouth. I've said too much, way, way too much.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, girl, why would you say that?

<v Speaker 4>Why would you even bring it up?

<v Speaker 2>You should see my vibrators and maybe use him on me.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

<v Speaker 6>Never mind your growth, She tells.

<v Speaker 5>Him off after he assumes she must be a lesbian

<v Speaker 5>since she doesn't want to need a man, and they

<v Speaker 5>finally decide to call it a truce after they were

<v Speaker 5>going back and forth. They complete their project for the night,

<v Speaker 5>and as she leaves, she finds out a little more

<v Speaker 5>about his sexual escapades, and she can't help but to

<v Speaker 5>think if only he took his life as serious as

<v Speaker 5>his sex life. As she drives away, Blake is out

<v Speaker 5>with Heath, but he's not really present because their assignment

<v Speaker 5>is living rent free in his head. They decided to

<v Speaker 5>name their novella The Heart Thief, and even at work

<v Speaker 5>he can't help but to work on it, and he's

<v Speaker 5>been even more personable with customers to try to pick

<v Speaker 5>their brain on why they're drawn took the books if

<v Speaker 5>they're choosing. Not only does his assignment have most of

<v Speaker 5>his attention, Amanda does too. She's like an enigma to him,

<v Speaker 5>and he really enjoys the time that they're spending together.

<v Speaker 5>Heath and his two friends are going to the cabin

<v Speaker 5>this weekend to go surfing. They do it, I guess yearly,

<v Speaker 5>but Blake passes this time because he has plans with Amanda.

<v Speaker 5>As they're at the bar, Heath leaves him and Blake

<v Speaker 5>is met with a scorned lover. He was obviously a

<v Speaker 5>huge fuck boy to her because she put nair in

<v Speaker 5>his conditioner as a form of payback. He washed it

<v Speaker 5>out right away and he still has his beautiful locks.

<v Speaker 4>Nice.

<v Speaker 2>She bets he.

<v Speaker 5>Can't even remember her name and tells him to say

<v Speaker 5>her name where she's spelling this beer all over him.

<v Speaker 5>He of course gets it wrong and he's met with

<v Speaker 5>a beer shower. It's Sunday and he has plans to

<v Speaker 5>meet Amanda tonight. During the day, he heads to his

<v Speaker 5>dad's house to babysit Kevin, and he finds out while

<v Speaker 5>babysitting Kevin that his parents are getting a divorce, and

<v Speaker 5>Kevin is really distraught about this, so he asked him

<v Speaker 5>to stay for dinner. He reluctant agrees, but has to

<v Speaker 5>make a phone call first. When he calls Amanda, she

<v Speaker 5>jumps to conclusion that he's canceling because he has a

<v Speaker 5>hot date, and she tells him that Rio saw him

<v Speaker 5>with two blondes at the bar, and instead of correcting her,

<v Speaker 5>he just lets her assume and judge him. And he's like, yeah,

<v Speaker 5>you're right, that's exactly what I'm doing. I'd rather have

<v Speaker 5>a threesome than get our work done, and she ends

<v Speaker 5>the call by telling him to go fuck himself.

<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, guys. Come on.

<v Speaker 1>Amanda's at a tapas bar with Rio thinking about how

<v Speaker 1>much Blake sucks and how she's actually starting to enjoy

<v Speaker 1>his company. Rio tells him that it was Blake's friend

<v Speaker 1>hitting on the waitress at the bar and Blake just

<v Speaker 1>sat there watching, and now she's super confused, but Rio

<v Speaker 1>just tells her that she lied because Blake is a

<v Speaker 1>fuck boy. Regardless, and they're better off alone together drinking

<v Speaker 1>at a tapas bar and complaining about men. So I

<v Speaker 1>don't really understand her motivation for lying about it, but

<v Speaker 1>she did, but she admitted.

<v Speaker 2>It, so it's fine.

<v Speaker 6>Okay, Yeah, I mean at least she admitted it.

<v Speaker 2>But like, you're making her be a real.

<v Speaker 4>Cunt to him?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>After a few drinks, she leaves Rio there because Rio

<v Speaker 1>wants to hang out with a couple of her ex boyfriends,

<v Speaker 1>and she gets a cab home alone. The next day,

<v Speaker 1>at school, Blake runs into Amanda and tells her he's

<v Speaker 1>sorry for bailing on her, but it wasn't for a girl.

<v Speaker 1>He just lied because it's what she expected from him.

<v Speaker 1>He explains that the real reason he bailed is because

<v Speaker 1>his parents are getting divorced, so he has to deal

<v Speaker 1>with some family shit, but he would much rather be

<v Speaker 1>working on a novella with her, and she tells him

<v Speaker 1>that she accepts his apology. Bitch, you should apologize too, right, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>she should. My graveling isn't complete, you know, he says

<v Speaker 1>to me. Well, you haven't gotten down on your knees,

<v Speaker 1>I mused, jokingly, tapping my fingers against my chin.

<v Speaker 2>Darling.

<v Speaker 1>When I get down on my knees, I'll be paying

<v Speaker 1>it back in a different way, he says. And I

<v Speaker 1>swear there's a change in his tone, like his voice

<v Speaker 1>got deeper, his accent huskier.

<v Speaker 6>Don't even picture it, I warned myself.

<v Speaker 1>She wants him darling when I get down on my knees.

<v Speaker 1>He asks if he can take her to dinner after class,

<v Speaker 1>but she says no, but she says she'll do drinks,

<v Speaker 1>so he's like, okay, fine. He takes her to a

<v Speaker 1>pub she's never been to, and he asks her to

<v Speaker 1>tell him something about her that he wouldn't know, and

<v Speaker 1>she tells him she likes her drinks with vinegar in them,

<v Speaker 1>which is foul yazy girl, And he tells her about

<v Speaker 1>a place in New York City that serves every drink

<v Speaker 1>with a pickleback, which delightful.

<v Speaker 2>I do love picklebacks.

<v Speaker 6>I just love pickles. You'll love a pickle.

<v Speaker 1>She asks who he'd been there with, and he says

<v Speaker 1>an ex about a year ago. They have some flirty banter,

<v Speaker 1>and when the sexual tension gets too thick for Amanda's liking,

<v Speaker 1>they start working on their story. They order food and

<v Speaker 1>a few more drinks, and she's starting to feel a

<v Speaker 1>little bit buzzy. She tries to press him about his ex,

<v Speaker 1>but all he'll tell her is that her name is

<v Speaker 1>Rachel and he really doesn't think about her much anymore.

<v Speaker 2>She tells him.

<v Speaker 1>About Alan, who's her ex, and how he was nice

<v Speaker 1>and all, but ultimately not for her and she turned

<v Speaker 1>down his proposal in the most mortifying way possible. He

<v Speaker 1>thinks the story is hella funny, though, and tells her

<v Speaker 1>that she's better off.

<v Speaker 2>He said, you're better off with me.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>April comes and their manuscript is complete. They turn it

<v Speaker 1>into their professor, and Blake is feeling kind of bummed

<v Speaker 1>about their time together coming to an end. They say

<v Speaker 1>they're goodbyes after class, and he tells her to come

<v Speaker 1>by the bookstore and he'll give her a discount. The

<v Speaker 1>professor catches Blake before he leaves and tells him how

<v Speaker 1>good their story is so far, and how he has

<v Speaker 1>a real future in writing, not like those self published

<v Speaker 1>erotica writers just looking to make a quick book, and

<v Speaker 1>how she knew him and Amanda would write something wonderful together.

<v Speaker 1>But now all Blake is thinking about is making a

<v Speaker 1>quick buck by self publishing erotica, and he gets an

<v Speaker 1>idea and runs to find Amanda in the parking lot.

<v Speaker 1>Amanda doesn't need to be involved. Our partnership is over.

<v Speaker 1>Besides erotica. She's the least erotic person I know unless

<v Speaker 1>she has some dirty, kinky side hidden deep within one

<v Speaker 1>Her ex boyfriend never let her indulge in.

<v Speaker 2>This could bring it out. I could bring it out.

<v Speaker 4>I could fuck her.

<v Speaker 1>He works a shift at the bookstore, and after his

<v Speaker 1>father leaves, he checks out the book charts on the

<v Speaker 1>Kindle store and he sees a ton of it is erotica.

<v Speaker 1>He does some research on the authors and sees the

<v Speaker 1>good ones are making hundreds of thousands of dollars by

<v Speaker 1>writing these stories, and he's determined to write the hottest,

<v Speaker 1>most clit throbbing romance book anyone has ever seen, and

<v Speaker 1>decides to continue the research by downloading some of the

<v Speaker 1>most popular books on the kindlelap to read later. After

<v Speaker 1>he's read a few, he's confident that he can write

<v Speaker 1>one himself. He can write sex just fine, but for

<v Speaker 1>the emotional and romantic aspect, he knows he needs Amanda. Meanwhile,

<v Speaker 1>Amanda is working on her high fantasy novel, but she's

<v Speaker 1>going through a crazy case of writer's block. She decides

<v Speaker 1>to have a little day drinking sash with Anna. When

<v Speaker 1>Blake calls and asks if she's busy. She tells him

<v Speaker 1>she's getting her day drink on and he asks to hang,

<v Speaker 1>but she turns him down, telling him their time together

<v Speaker 1>is done.

<v Speaker 2>Uh pooky, no, come on. But then he.

<v Speaker 1>Tells her he has an idea and it involves them

<v Speaker 1>getting rich. She asks what the hell he's talking about,

<v Speaker 1>and he's like, I'll pick you up in thirty minutes.

<v Speaker 4>I'd be like, I'm scared. What is this about.

<v Speaker 1>She goes outside when he gets there and sees him

<v Speaker 1>analyzing the flowers and she's like, what the hell are

<v Speaker 1>you doing? And he said he's studying the bees to

<v Speaker 1>write a believable race of aliens who live in a

<v Speaker 1>colony just like the bees do. And she's like, you're

<v Speaker 1>writing a sci fi and he says, I'm writing a

<v Speaker 1>sci fi horror and I've been writing it since I

<v Speaker 1>was a kid. She tells them about her work in

<v Speaker 1>progress and they kind of bond a little bit over

<v Speaker 1>their writer's block. They go back to the pub from earlier,

<v Speaker 1>and after a few drinks, he tells her about his

<v Speaker 1>proposition for her. He says they'll write using a pen name,

<v Speaker 1>and then maybe after they make it big, they'll be

<v Speaker 1>able to publish their respective books and make it legit

<v Speaker 1>as real authors. After the smut, she's not into it,

<v Speaker 1>but he's like, please, just one short story, the dirtiest, kinkiest,

<v Speaker 1>nastiest story. We can write together, and if you hate,

<v Speaker 1>it will be done. And besides, he needs her for

<v Speaker 1>the romance. You can't have sex without love. I'm not

<v Speaker 1>saying it's true in real life, but I've done my research,

<v Speaker 1>and when it comes to romance novels, it's needed. No

<v Speaker 1>matter how dirty or nasty it gets. If it's a

<v Speaker 1>stepbrother screwing his stepsister, I wrinkle my nose at that,

<v Speaker 1>or a teacher finger banging his student during class, there

<v Speaker 1>has to be or it doesn't work if you don't

<v Speaker 1>deliver the happily ever after. It doesn't matter how many

<v Speaker 1>holes get filled or how many orgasms she has. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I guess, yeah, yeah, we need an ha.

<v Speaker 1>He pulls his laptop right out and sends her a

<v Speaker 1>business proposal and tells her he's serious and he's doing

<v Speaker 1>this legit, She says she'll look it over and have

<v Speaker 1>an answer for him tomorrow. They have a cute little

<v Speaker 1>not date and make up ridiculous hypothetical pen names that

<v Speaker 1>they obviously won't be using, and he's proposing stuff like Seymour,

<v Speaker 1>butts hey clever. She goes home and looks over the

<v Speaker 1>proposal and realizes this is actually a good idea, so

<v Speaker 1>she tells him she's in. She starts to do some

<v Speaker 1>research by reading a Stepmom erotica on her kindle. After

<v Speaker 1>she spies on him in the shower, he corners her

<v Speaker 1>and well, I hate to admit it, but I was

<v Speaker 1>feeling a bit swollen with need myself. By the time

<v Speaker 1>he was done pounding her against the wall, using pummice

<v Speaker 1>against her nipples and a bar of soap between her legs.

<v Speaker 1>Her clip must have been sparkling clean. I'm sorry, excuse

<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a fucking nightmare on your nipples. Yeah, no,

<v Speaker 1>that's for your rough and gruff feet, rough and gruff.

<v Speaker 1>Later on, Blake comes to pick her up from her apartment,

<v Speaker 1>and in the car they decide on a pen name

<v Speaker 1>Blake Love Cox. Okay, Blake loves Cox, No Blake love Cox.

<v Speaker 6>I know, but doesn't he see how that sounds.

<v Speaker 2>He thinks it's funny.

<v Speaker 5>Because he's Blake, right, He's Blake and Amanda loves Cox.

<v Speaker 2>Okay okay, so together they are Blake love Cox. Okay okay.

<v Speaker 1>They brainstorm book ideas and they decide they want to

<v Speaker 1>write a story called Falling for the Secret Male Stripper.

<v Speaker 6>What a story we would totally read that.

<v Speaker 1>I would read that yea Ford Titan is a nerdy

<v Speaker 1>high school teacher by day, a male stripper at night.

<v Speaker 1>When his eighteen year old barely legal student, Shasta Black,

<v Speaker 1>discovers this and threatens to tell the school, the two

<v Speaker 1>of them make a deal a section well one Wow.

<v Speaker 1>They get together every night for a week to work

<v Speaker 1>on it, and it's leaving Blake with a crazy case

<v Speaker 1>of blue balls. And he's not even hooking up with

<v Speaker 1>random girls anymore because he'd rather hang out with Amanda,

<v Speaker 1>and he knows that she leaves their sessions wet and

<v Speaker 1>aching too. One day, while he's working at the bookstore,

<v Speaker 1>his dad tells him that since he's getting divorced, he's

<v Speaker 1>potentially moving, which would make it so his little brother

<v Speaker 1>would have to change schools. He's asked to go to

<v Speaker 1>dinner tonight, but he wants to see Amanda. But he

<v Speaker 1>tells his little brother that he'll take him LARPing. Okay,

<v Speaker 1>because his brother's a huge nerd, So to make it

<v Speaker 1>up to his little brother, they're gonna go LARPing, and

<v Speaker 1>Kevin wants Amanda to come to. Blake is like, hmm, well,

<v Speaker 1>Amanda is a nerd, so she'd probably be down. And

<v Speaker 1>Amanda hasn't met his family, he just has spoken about.

<v Speaker 4>Her, and Kevin says, bring her over.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay.

<v Speaker 1>He heads to Amanda's to write, and while they're talking

<v Speaker 1>about the logistics of sex scenes for their story, he

<v Speaker 1>tells him that Alan was a vanilla ass bitch who

<v Speaker 1>never wanted to do anything but missionary. In their bed,

<v Speaker 1>she tells him that this whole book is basically sex

<v Speaker 1>and the writing is a little bit repetitive. So he's like, okay, fine,

<v Speaker 1>help me with my writer's block and get on the

<v Speaker 1>bed because he wants to like figure out the logistics

<v Speaker 1>of the position as such. Okay, he crawls between her

<v Speaker 1>legs and talks through the positioning in a super sexy

<v Speaker 1>way so the story will flow more realistically. Amanda starts

<v Speaker 1>to get into it too, and now Blake is like, wait,

<v Speaker 1>is this for real now? And he starts doing the

<v Speaker 1>things that he's talking about.

<v Speaker 2>For the story.

<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 1>She arches her back slightly, her eyes still pinch shut,

<v Speaker 1>but she's breathing harder, enjoying this. I press myself against

<v Speaker 1>her leg and she lets out a small gasp. I

<v Speaker 1>lower my mouth to her ear. He presses his rock

<v Speaker 1>hardcock against her hips so she knows exactly what she's

<v Speaker 1>doing to him. I pause, then whisper how hard it

<v Speaker 1>is to hold it together, how badly he wants to

<v Speaker 1>come inside her, to feel her from the inside out.

<v Speaker 1>I press my erection into her harder, sucking in my breath. Shit,

<v Speaker 1>it really is hard to hold it together. I close

<v Speaker 1>my eyes and let out a soft grunt that only

<v Speaker 1>makes her press herself into me in response.

<v Speaker 2>Fuck through it right now. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>It starts to get hot and heavy, and he kisses

<v Speaker 1>her neck and then her mouth, and then pulls a

<v Speaker 1>boob out of her shirt so he can lick and

<v Speaker 1>suck at her nipple. She says she wants this, and

<v Speaker 1>then Anna comes barging into the apartment, instantly killing the

<v Speaker 1>mood boo boo, Anna, Amanda shuts down, so Blake is like,

<v Speaker 1>you ladies, have a good night.

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna skidaddle.

<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna go jerk it at home.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>That night, Amanda can hardly sleep because she knows writing

<v Speaker 1>this erotica will lead to sex, but Blake isn't the

<v Speaker 1>type of guy to be satisfied with only her, and

<v Speaker 1>now she doesn't know what to do. The next day,

<v Speaker 1>she has lunch with her family, who berates her for

<v Speaker 1>wanting to be a writer and breaking up with Alan,

<v Speaker 1>even though it was the safe choice for her.

<v Speaker 2>They tell her the.

<v Speaker 1>Moment she graduates next year, she will be getting a

<v Speaker 1>real job. And also, Alan already has a new girlfriend

<v Speaker 1>and she's a genetic scientist, and if she doesn't shake

<v Speaker 1>up and grow up, they'll stop paying her tuition.

<v Speaker 6>All right, fuck you mom and dad.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, her mom is like, get Alan back or get

<v Speaker 1>another wealthy boyfriend. Well, too bad, mom, I just found

<v Speaker 1>myself a poor one. Yeah, and now she's absolutely pissed.

<v Speaker 1>They finished their awkward lunch and then she goes home.

<v Speaker 1>She calls Blake and tells him they're going to write

<v Speaker 1>at the library tonight because sex complicates things, so they

<v Speaker 1>should probably stick to public spaces. When they meet, they

<v Speaker 1>start finishing up their last chapters, but Amanda can't figure

<v Speaker 1>out a new word for cock and asks Blake for help.

<v Speaker 1>And he's like, want me to whip mine out? I'd say, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>do it, do it right now here in the library.

<v Speaker 2>Whip it out.

<v Speaker 6>Catch a charge?

<v Speaker 1>No, I glare at him.

<v Speaker 6>His dimples deepen.

<v Speaker 1>Are you sure I'd think if you were writing about

<v Speaker 1>a thick vanny cock it would help.

<v Speaker 6>To see one.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, it would keep it in your pants. I pause,

<v Speaker 1>trying to keep my eyes off his crouch. Wait, are

<v Speaker 1>you saying you're hard right now? He scratches out the

<v Speaker 1>scruff on his chin, eyes dancing pretty much considering what

<v Speaker 1>I'm writing. Just say the word cock again. Boys are

<v Speaker 1>so easy, there really are.

<v Speaker 2>He's like, I could come right now.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll come in my pants, say fussy, I'll come.

<v Speaker 1>She decides she needs some space because she's feeling all flushed,

<v Speaker 1>and browses the fantasy section while Blake finishes up his writing.

<v Speaker 1>As she's perusing the shelves, she feels a hard presence

<v Speaker 1>at her back. It's Blake. He kisses her neck and

<v Speaker 1>puts one hand under her shirt and runs the other

<v Speaker 1>up her skirt, and she's not wearing any panties. A girl. Also,

<v Speaker 1>if I just felt him at my back like I'm

<v Speaker 1>assuming hard at his penis is right there, sir? Are

<v Speaker 1>we fucking right now? But also hot? I feel him

<v Speaker 1>dropped to his knees behind me. His hand's running along

<v Speaker 1>my ass, squeezing and kneating until they slip under my

<v Speaker 1>skirt and gently tease the bottom curve where my cheeks

<v Speaker 1>meet my thighs.

<v Speaker 2>I stiffen.

<v Speaker 1>My skin's so fucking sensitive, like a hair trigger. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I'm wanting more, afraid for more, knowing that things are

<v Speaker 1>moving so fast, and needing them to move faster. Patience,

<v Speaker 1>he whispers, his voice choked as his fingers slide between

<v Speaker 1>my legs.

<v Speaker 6>Do you realize how wet you are? I do now.

<v Speaker 1>Slowly, deliberately, he drags his long fingers over my clit,

<v Speaker 1>and I gasp as the bundle of nerves threatened to

<v Speaker 1>shatter me. God, you're like silk, he murmurs, groaning so perfect.

<v Speaker 1>He presses the rough pat of his finger over the

<v Speaker 1>swell and makes a small circle over and over again.

<v Speaker 1>Oh huh, the library naughty. Then he spreads her cheeks

<v Speaker 1>and starts eating her out from behind, and now she's

<v Speaker 1>literally dripping down her own thighs. She comes harder than

<v Speaker 1>she ever has in her life and has to bite

<v Speaker 1>down on a book to not get them both caught.

<v Speaker 1>When she turns around, blakes pants and boxers are all

<v Speaker 1>the way down to his ankles, and he's about to

<v Speaker 1>put a condom on, and his dick is the biggest

<v Speaker 1>one she's ever seen.

<v Speaker 6>He ain't a man slut for nothing but.

<v Speaker 1>Down to his ankles in the library, and ready, you're

<v Speaker 1>pretty presumptuous. He grins at me and comes for pinning

<v Speaker 1>me back against the shelves. We can quit for today,

<v Speaker 1>he whispers against my throat before nipping it between his teeth.

<v Speaker 1>But I felt you squeeze my tongue as you came,

<v Speaker 1>like you were milking it. My cock is jealous. He

<v Speaker 1>licks up behind my ear and groans, don't you want

<v Speaker 1>to feel me deep inside you? How hard and thick

<v Speaker 1>I am stretching.

<v Speaker 6>You, making you full? Yes, I pant my head going.

<v Speaker 2>Back do it.

<v Speaker 1>He picks her up and slides her down onto him,

<v Speaker 1>and when he's inside her, he tells her this is

<v Speaker 1>even better than he imagined. They fuck, and it's so

<v Speaker 1>much better than Amanda thought it would be. They both

<v Speaker 1>come and when he sets her down, a bunch of

<v Speaker 1>books gets knocked over, and they hear a voice saying, Hey,

<v Speaker 1>what's going on over there. He pulls up his pants

<v Speaker 1>with the condoms still on and says, they've got to

<v Speaker 1>get out of here, stat But they aren't fast enough,

<v Speaker 1>and the librarian literally chases them as they grab their

<v Speaker 1>shit and book it to his car. They can never return.

<v Speaker 2>No, and she loves the library.

<v Speaker 1>Shoot. He tells her they're going to his place because

<v Speaker 1>he isn't done with her yet. Once they get to

<v Speaker 1>his place, they immediately take it to the bed and

<v Speaker 1>stripped down. He settles down on top of her, and

<v Speaker 1>as she's getting ready to slide it in again, he

<v Speaker 1>realizes this actually means something to him. I make a

<v Speaker 1>fist around my rigid shaft and position it at her entrance.

<v Speaker 1>Her eyes flutter open as I slowly rub my swollen

<v Speaker 1>head up and down her silky cleft. Oh my god,

<v Speaker 1>I'm taking aback, taking my time to tease her, to

<v Speaker 1>tease myself. Keep it together, Crawford. I tell myself, go slow.

<v Speaker 1>It's the hardest thing. Every nerve in my body is

<v Speaker 1>ready to slam into her sweet depths and fuck her

<v Speaker 1>until we're off the bed. It takes all my strength

<v Speaker 1>to slowly ease my way inside her. She's so hot

<v Speaker 1>and wet. As I slowly push my way in that

<v Speaker 1>I begin to shake. I pause and take in a deep,

<v Speaker 1>wavering breath before I continue.

<v Speaker 6>Silky cleft.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's a new one.

<v Speaker 6>That is a new one.

<v Speaker 1>He fucks her slowly until they both come and when

<v Speaker 1>they're both laying together in the afterglow, he tells her

<v Speaker 1>they aren't finished yet, but they need to get food first.

<v Speaker 1>They sit in the kitchen together eating pizza, and then

<v Speaker 1>Amanda's eyes as she looks behind Blake Fluffy is loose. No.

<v Speaker 1>They both scream and run out of the room, but

<v Speaker 1>know that they have to trap and capture this thing.

<v Speaker 1>Blake winds up getting Fluffy onto a magazine and carries

<v Speaker 1>him while internally screaming as he places the spider back

<v Speaker 1>into his tank, making sure the lid is for sure

<v Speaker 1>closed this time. Then he realizes he did all of

<v Speaker 1>that butt as naked. Even still, Amanda is already leading

<v Speaker 1>him right back to the bedroom.

<v Speaker 6>For the next round goodness.

<v Speaker 3>The next morning, she wakes up snuggled with Blake, and

<v Speaker 3>he lets her go so she can use the restroom.

<v Speaker 3>While she's in there, she's debating what to say to him.

<v Speaker 3>When she finishes, there's a knock up the door. She

<v Speaker 3>opens it to a still nude Blake.

<v Speaker 1>I open the door and he's standing there, completely nude,

<v Speaker 1>his dick looking spectacular, even semi hard. More images from

<v Speaker 1>last night flood my brain, and I'm surprised at how

<v Speaker 1>fast I'm turning into a horny perve at the side

<v Speaker 1>of a half hard pain mean.

<v Speaker 3>He uses theom and once he's finished, they hop in

<v Speaker 3>the shower together. She washes him and then tells him

<v Speaker 3>to rinse off the soap. Once he's done doing what

<v Speaker 3>he's told, she gets on her knees and gives him

<v Speaker 3>a blowy.

<v Speaker 1>My fist moves faster, slicking wet over his hot length,

<v Speaker 1>and my free hand moves up his legs until they

<v Speaker 1>find his perfectly groomed balls. I tug lightly, testing him.

<v Speaker 2>Fuck. He cries out hoarsely.

<v Speaker 1>I'm coming, I'm coming. I try not to smile, knowing

<v Speaker 1>now what triggers him. His cock becomes hotter, his skin

<v Speaker 1>stretched under my lips, and I keep going as I

<v Speaker 1>feel him change in my grasp.

<v Speaker 6>Huh.

<v Speaker 2>He likes his balls touched. He does is perfectly groomed balls.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a man horror. He's got a manscape. I'm

<v Speaker 1>so sorry, TMI, really quick tell it. Last week I

<v Speaker 1>did something for Tyler.

<v Speaker 2>Oh what'd you do? What'd you do?

<v Speaker 1>I just give him a blow jump Okay, I don't know,

<v Speaker 1>like what porno he was watching the day before or whatever,

<v Speaker 1>but he goes like my Ball's bitch.

<v Speaker 2>And I was like, no, did you stop? Yeah? I

<v Speaker 2>was like I don't like that.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, bitch, Like man, I lick him.

<v Speaker 2>But whoa, it's only princess or something. Damn like white

<v Speaker 2>Ball's bitch. It was so aggressive. It's so funny staying

<v Speaker 2>in the episode. That's fine.

<v Speaker 3>They finish showering, and then he goes to the bookstore

<v Speaker 3>so Blake can start his shift. She goes with him

<v Speaker 3>just for a moment, and she ends up meeting his

<v Speaker 3>dad and Kevin. Kevin is happy to know that she

<v Speaker 3>actually exists, and he's so excited to meet Blake's girlfriend. Oh,

<v Speaker 3>they have not had the bFGF talk though, so she's like, what.

<v Speaker 4>It's okay, yep, this is my boyfriend.

<v Speaker 3>And then Kevin proceeds to tell Amanda all about the

<v Speaker 3>fact that her and Blake are taking him to go LARPing,

<v Speaker 3>which she had no idea about.

<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah.

<v Speaker 3>She gets really awkward and tells them that it was

<v Speaker 3>nice to meet them, but she has to leave. As

<v Speaker 3>she's leaving, Blake catches her outside and apologize for not

<v Speaker 3>having the chance to mention the whole girlfriend and volunteer

<v Speaker 3>LARPing thing. He says that he couldn't mention the writing

<v Speaker 3>to his dad, and besides, they're only fucking in writing,

<v Speaker 3>which should be fine, so it's not a big deal

<v Speaker 3>that he called her his girlfriend. She is hurt by

<v Speaker 3>him saying this, but she says, yep, writing's the priority,

<v Speaker 3>and then they both agree and she leaves. Over the

<v Speaker 3>next couple weeks, they fuck and they finished the book

<v Speaker 3>and Blake can tell that she's withdrawn and not all there,

<v Speaker 3>but he doesn't push it. They hit upload to Amazon

<v Speaker 3>and the book is now live for purchase. They sit there,

<v Speaker 3>refreshing the page over and over again, wondering why they

<v Speaker 3>had zero hits yet, and I just was like, it

<v Speaker 3>doesn't work that fast.

<v Speaker 4>It just came out.

<v Speaker 2>You gotta promote it.

<v Speaker 3>After a few stressful minutes, he tells her that they're

<v Speaker 3>going to go get drinks to get their mind off

<v Speaker 3>of this. A few drinks turns into them blacking out,

<v Speaker 3>and when they wake up around noon the next day,

<v Speaker 3>she rushes to the computer and sees that there are

<v Speaker 3>one thousand sales and their book is number eighty out

<v Speaker 3>of one hundred for best selling Amazon books. Oh shit,

<v Speaker 3>it's now been three days after the book went live

<v Speaker 3>and they're still having plenty of sex and they're starting

<v Speaker 3>to brainstorm for their next book. They're having a harder

<v Speaker 3>time with the second book, though, because they can't stop

<v Speaker 3>having sex.

<v Speaker 2>What a predicament.

<v Speaker 3>She decides that maybe a week and away will do

<v Speaker 3>the trick to help the writer's block, but she doesn't

<v Speaker 3>want to go without him. She invites him to her

<v Speaker 3>family cabin, but he doesn't text her back right away.

<v Speaker 3>She gets really nervous about this and tells Anna what's

<v Speaker 3>going on, and Anna says this is way more than

<v Speaker 3>just writing books together, and then going away together might

<v Speaker 3>complicate things further. Just as Anna finishes telling her this.

<v Speaker 3>He texts Amanda back and says that he's in to

<v Speaker 3>go out for the weekend. When Friday comes around, he

<v Speaker 3>picks her up. He's late and she could tell something's up.

<v Speaker 3>They get in his car, and once they arrive on

<v Speaker 3>the ferry, he proceeds to slide his hand up her

<v Speaker 3>shorts with people around, and tells her no one's gonna notice.

<v Speaker 1>He leans over a fraction more, his hands slipping down

<v Speaker 1>into my underwear, down into my cleft. Surprise, surprise, I'm

<v Speaker 1>wet as hell already. That's a good girl, he murmurs,

<v Speaker 1>his languid eyes, taking me in, watching me as he

<v Speaker 1>glides over me, his fingers long, hard, slick cleft.

<v Speaker 3>There she is, gaddy, He fingers her until she comes,

<v Speaker 3>and it's right on time because the Fairy is docking

<v Speaker 3>on the island. As they drive to the cabin, he

<v Speaker 3>can't help but think that he might only want to

<v Speaker 3>be with her, and that makes him really nervous. But

<v Speaker 3>she's all he can think about. When they get there,

<v Speaker 3>the first thing they do is have to fuck.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>As Blake comes, he can't help but feel that he's

<v Speaker 3>falling head over heels for Amanda. They're off the island now.

<v Speaker 3>Their rider's block is healed, and she'd thinks something between

<v Speaker 3>their dynamic has shifted, but she doesn't want to voice

<v Speaker 3>it because she is really.

<v Speaker 2>Scared of it. That's fair.

<v Speaker 3>She's out for drinks with Rio, working up the courage

<v Speaker 3>to tell her about sleeping with Blake. When the girls

<v Speaker 3>see him walking in with someone, Rio calls them over

<v Speaker 3>and Amanda's mortified. The person that he's with is Heath,

<v Speaker 3>and Heath pieces together that this is the Amanda that

<v Speaker 3>Blake had to do the school project with and tells

<v Speaker 3>her Blake called her a stuck up bitch, but she says, yeah,

<v Speaker 3>that's old news already know he thought that of me.

<v Speaker 3>The night goes smoothly while everyone hangs out and has drinks.

<v Speaker 3>Blake slips to the restroom and Amanda follows, and they

<v Speaker 3>have restroom sex and I put gross so many germs

<v Speaker 3>that is, yeah, if.

<v Speaker 2>You're horning your horny though we can't go out to

<v Speaker 2>like the car.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've done like car parking lot sex at the time.

<v Speaker 1>I've never done public restroom no, no people shit there, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>people blast those toilets they Yeah, I've done it. I've

<v Speaker 1>blasted them.

<v Speaker 3>Once the guys leave for the night, Rio calls her

<v Speaker 3>out on them fucking and she tries to say we're

<v Speaker 3>just friends with benefits, but Rio's.

<v Speaker 1>Like, no, no, you're not, You're in love.

<v Speaker 3>Blake and Heath also have a little heart to heart,

<v Speaker 3>and Heath tells him that the two really need to

<v Speaker 3>talk about what they're feeling because he knows that it's

<v Speaker 3>not just sex for them. Blake knows he's right. The

<v Speaker 3>next morning, he wonders how he should bring everything up

<v Speaker 3>with Amanda. When his phone rings. It's his ex Rachel

<v Speaker 3>and she wants him back.

<v Speaker 2>No fucking whore.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, his mind is all fucked up now. And then

<v Speaker 3>Amanda calls, inviting him as her date to an engagement

<v Speaker 3>party for an old friend. He says that he will

<v Speaker 3>pick her up at seven. When he picks her up,

<v Speaker 3>he thinks that she looks like a goddess, and she

<v Speaker 3>admits on the drive there that Alan will be there

<v Speaker 3>with his super smart new girlfriend. And he's pretty annoyed

<v Speaker 3>about this because he feels like he got.

<v Speaker 2>Played and I don't blame him.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he tells her that she doesn't need Alan's approval.

<v Speaker 3>When she's a best selling author and has him, and

<v Speaker 3>then he admits that Rachel called him. She asks if

<v Speaker 3>he's going to take Rachel back and he says no,

<v Speaker 3>he met someone else, and she's like, oh, he says.

<v Speaker 4>You, I want to be with you?

<v Speaker 1>Do it?

<v Speaker 3>Will you be my girlfriend? She agrees and they walk

<v Speaker 3>into the party. Blake and Alan meet and it doesn't

<v Speaker 3>go over great because Alan is a pompous ass. But

<v Speaker 3>then her and Blake get drunk and she completely blacks out.

<v Speaker 3>In the morning, she's incredibly hungover, and he takes care

<v Speaker 3>of her. He leaves to go get his car from

<v Speaker 3>the winery. When she gets a text asking if she

<v Speaker 3>really wrote those smut books, she's very confused, but apparently

<v Speaker 3>last night Blake told Alan and his new girlfriend Georgia

<v Speaker 3>that she is a best selling author of smut books,

<v Speaker 3>and now it's blasted all over Facebook.

<v Speaker 2>You know what, Embrace it?

<v Speaker 4>Who fucking cares? Embrace it?

<v Speaker 3>Well, her mom calls her and disowns her right then

<v Speaker 3>and there.

<v Speaker 4>Oh no, say that wasn't I.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's too late.

<v Speaker 3>When Blake gets back to his apartment, she unleashes her

<v Speaker 3>fury on him for telling people about the books because

<v Speaker 3>it's supposed to be anonymous. She lets him know that

<v Speaker 3>he ruined everything, and now his dad probably knows now too,

<v Speaker 3>since a journalist has already emailed her wanting to interview them.

<v Speaker 3>So it hasn't even been twenty four hours and journalists

<v Speaker 3>are like, hey.

<v Speaker 6>Can we get an interview with you? Oh my goodness.

<v Speaker 3>She breaks up with him and leaves. He calls and

<v Speaker 3>texts her non stop with no response. He knows that

<v Speaker 3>he has to confront his dad, so he goes to

<v Speaker 3>the store and spills everything. His dad freaks out and

<v Speaker 3>tell his dad learns how much the sales from one

<v Speaker 3>book for a whole month were, and Blake is giving

<v Speaker 3>his dad half of the earnings to help the store out.

<v Speaker 3>And then his dad's like, oh, yeah, that's fine, keep writing.

<v Speaker 2>Next, you know what I think I'm away. We still

<v Speaker 2>know White Smoke books. Now.

<v Speaker 3>Blake needs to fix everything with Amanda, but it's been

<v Speaker 3>a week of ignoring all of his calls and text

<v Speaker 3>She hasn't heard from her parents once. On her run,

<v Speaker 3>she runs into Kevin and his mom. He asks if

<v Speaker 3>she's still coming to the LARPing later and his mom

<v Speaker 3>begs her too. She says okay, and she'll bring a friend.

<v Speaker 1>Later.

<v Speaker 3>Her and Anna show up to the LARPing event. Anadaes

<v Speaker 3>fantasy makeup for a bunch of people while she and

<v Speaker 3>Blake finally talk. They make up and have kinky nerd

<v Speaker 3>sex and their costumes in a tent, and they finally

<v Speaker 3>tell each other that they love one another. It's the epilogue.

<v Speaker 3>One year later, they're at their first book signing and

<v Speaker 3>her mom shows up. It's first time she's seen her mom.

<v Speaker 3>She has a copy of one of their books to

<v Speaker 3>get signed for Aunt Sylvie.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, you like smut, mom, don't you?

<v Speaker 3>Or She invites them to dinner and they accept. The

<v Speaker 3>rest of the signing goes really well and they're very

<v Speaker 3>much in love the end.

<v Speaker 1>Wow, kuti kuty kutzy so Riley, how many red pepper

<v Speaker 1>emojis do you give this one? Okay?

<v Speaker 6>Give it three and a half. Okay, Yeah, it's cute.

<v Speaker 2>We needed a cute one after last time.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah we did.

<v Speaker 6>The last one was rough one.

<v Speaker 2>Do you think that Blake is sexy? Sure?

<v Speaker 1>Why not?

<v Speaker 2>Would you trade places with Amanda?

<v Speaker 1>I guess I mean not that I want to, but

<v Speaker 1>like I wouldn't hate it if I had to you

<v Speaker 1>know what I mean.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's nothing really awful or any thing about.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're a best selling author and you're rich, that's yeah,

<v Speaker 1>making like thirty grand a month. Oh yeah, fuck yeah,

<v Speaker 1>give me that bitch's life. Well, next week we're telling

<v Speaker 1>Riley all about Predator by Runix, and we're gonna have

<v Speaker 1>her look at the cover and give us her best

<v Speaker 1>guess on what it might be about. Well, it says

<v Speaker 1>the Predator, and it's got like a silhouette of a

<v Speaker 1>man's upper half body with like a woman's lips in it.

<v Speaker 2>A city, a big city.

<v Speaker 1>And it says dark verse book one, So I think

<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be a dark romance. We're gonna be in

<v Speaker 1>like a big city, New York, Seattle, Chicago, one of them.

<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be in a big city. Okay, this man,

<v Speaker 1>he's gonna be doing some bad stuff, bad stuff on

<v Speaker 1>the streets, maybe in a gang or a mob, no, no,

<v Speaker 1>scratch that. He's working alone and he sees this girl,

<v Speaker 1>our main character, lady, and he sees her on the

<v Speaker 1>streets and she needs some sort of help and he

<v Speaker 1>helps her, but then their paths cross again.

<v Speaker 4>But he's a bad boy.

<v Speaker 6>She's a good girl, she's.

<v Speaker 1>A productive member of society. But he won't leave her alone.

<v Speaker 1>He will not, and he wants to be with her.

<v Speaker 1>And then they just.

<v Speaker 4>They become soulmates.

<v Speaker 2>That was really beautiful.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, you were so close in the beginning, and then

<v Speaker 1>you and then you said no, Well we'll find out

<v Speaker 1>next week.

<v Speaker 6>Yes we will, all right.

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