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<v Speaker 1>so much. What a darling.

<v Speaker 2>And this week we're telling Riley all about Devourer of

<v Speaker 2>Men by Nikki Saint CrOx, which is a spin off

<v Speaker 2>of the Vicious Lost Boys series, which Jenna has not read,

<v Speaker 2>so she's going into this completely blind true story.

<v Speaker 1>And how many stars did you guys give it? On

<v Speaker 1>good Reads? I give it a four.

<v Speaker 3>I was happy to be back in the same universe,

<v Speaker 3>and I honestly think any type of mail on mail

<v Speaker 3>action is going to give it an automatic four.

<v Speaker 1>Stars for me.

<v Speaker 3>Oh Brad, Yeah, as Jenna's heavy panting, I gave.

<v Speaker 1>It a five star.

<v Speaker 4>I loved it, Shelby. I am so surprised you did

<v Speaker 4>not give it at least a four point five star.

<v Speaker 1>I wanted them to fuck more.

<v Speaker 4>Sorry, I mean, you're not wrong. You were so not wrong.

<v Speaker 1>It was hot, hot, hot, hot. We give it all

<v Speaker 1>we got.

<v Speaker 4>I'll be thinking about this for a very long time.

<v Speaker 2>Jenna is besides herself. I gave it a four. I

<v Speaker 2>thought the plot to smut Ratio is really good. I

<v Speaker 2>love the universe. I loved the Vicious Loss boys. I

<v Speaker 2>love Hook, I love rock. Yeah, ites good, really good,

<v Speaker 2>really really good.

<v Speaker 1>Why not a five to them?

<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

<v Speaker 1>I've been stingy with my fives lately.

<v Speaker 3>Hook steps foot on Everland for the first time in

<v Speaker 3>a really long time. It sinks of soot, piss, and

<v Speaker 3>the energy is all off. So you know how the

<v Speaker 3>islands have their own magic and their own energies while

<v Speaker 3>something weird's going on on this one. He tells Cherry

<v Speaker 3>to stay on the ship and leaves a handful of

<v Speaker 3>men with her. The dock master tells them that the

<v Speaker 3>island is the way it is because of the witches,

<v Speaker 3>and he pays the dock master for a week to

<v Speaker 3>dock the ship before taking off to go find what

<v Speaker 3>he's looking for. Before he arrived, Same confirmed that Wendy

<v Speaker 3>was in Everland and in the High Tower prison, but

<v Speaker 3>he has doubts that she's still in prison after all

<v Speaker 3>this time. But before he confirms it, he has to

<v Speaker 3>formulate a plan. He goes to an inn called the

<v Speaker 3>Royal Suit, and he gets a room for the night,

<v Speaker 3>and he is very homesick, and he thinks about how

<v Speaker 3>the crocodile Ak Rock could have beat him to Wendy already.

<v Speaker 3>It's been seven days now, He's visited countless taverns and

<v Speaker 3>has almost no money left, and no one has ever

<v Speaker 3>heard of a Wendy Darling. He gets back to his

<v Speaker 3>room at the Royal Suit, and just before he opens

<v Speaker 3>the door, he steps on crushed peanut shells. And now

<v Speaker 3>he's paranoid because remember, Rock would pop those in his

<v Speaker 3>mouth all the time.

<v Speaker 1>Ooh, imagine him at Texas Road. He would.

<v Speaker 3>He opens his door, but his room is empty, and

<v Speaker 3>he tells himself that when he sees Rock, he's gonna

<v Speaker 3>kill him and be done with it. He tries to

<v Speaker 3>stay up all night waiting because he knows he's going

<v Speaker 3>to show up for him, but at some point.

<v Speaker 1>Exhaustion takes over.

<v Speaker 3>Rock has zero issue woes getting into Hook's room. He

<v Speaker 3>watches Hook sleep.

<v Speaker 1>In the chair.

<v Speaker 2>As I sailed here, I plodded all of the ways

<v Speaker 2>I'd make Captain Hook scream, But now that I'm standing

<v Speaker 2>in front of him, a scream doesn't seem quite as

<v Speaker 2>satisfying as a moon. Oh, and they were immortal enemies.

<v Speaker 3>He takes a seat and waits for Hook to wake up.

<v Speaker 3>Once Hook wakes around midnight, he sees Rock immediately firing

<v Speaker 3>a shot with his gun, but misses him. He steps

<v Speaker 3>closer to Rock and sees the bold in his pants,

<v Speaker 3>and then he sits back down in his chair.

<v Speaker 1>He says, I am sad. He admits to.

<v Speaker 3>Rock that Wendy isn't here and he's gotten zero leads.

<v Speaker 3>But that's funny to Rock because he already has a

<v Speaker 3>clue and he hasn't even been on the island that long.

<v Speaker 3>He learned last night from a girl that her great

<v Speaker 3>grandmother spent time in a tower cell with the windy darling.

<v Speaker 3>Rock is supposed to meet her for more information in

<v Speaker 3>one hour. He gets up to leave, but Hook stops him,

<v Speaker 3>begging to join. Rock agrees, and they set off to

<v Speaker 3>a tavern called the Tipping Well. When they arrive at

<v Speaker 3>the tavern, Rock tells him there are rules at this tavern. Behave,

<v Speaker 3>do not drink the wine, and never say thank you.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, hold him, I'm sorry, but these two.

<v Speaker 1>Guys mortal enemies.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, and then Hook just sees that Rock has a

<v Speaker 2>bulge in his pants and he's like, okay, yeah, we

<v Speaker 2>can work together.

<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know if you remember from the last book.

<v Speaker 3>They're mortal enemies, but there was like slight sexual tensions.

<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that?

<v Speaker 2>And they're both looking for the same person anyway, so

<v Speaker 2>why not team up?

<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, true, yeah, yam.

<v Speaker 2>He winks at me, swaps me on the ass and

<v Speaker 2>steps inside. Uh you imagine hating someone so much and

<v Speaker 2>then they just smack you in the ass. Yeah, and

<v Speaker 2>you have like all this sexual tension between you, Like.

<v Speaker 1>I just make out with them. Yeah, I would have

<v Speaker 1>make some emotions.

<v Speaker 2>It's like come here, get away from me, kiss, get

<v Speaker 2>away one cnside.

<v Speaker 3>Hook immediately feels funny, and he describes it as everything

<v Speaker 3>feels super good, and he is.

<v Speaker 1>Just really calm, but like euphoric.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, thank you, that's a great word.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, give me that feeling.

<v Speaker 3>Go to this bar, right, they find a table, get

<v Speaker 3>their food order placed, and he can't help but notice

<v Speaker 3>how sexy Rock is. And he's like, okay, he was

<v Speaker 3>already sexy before, but like something is going on because

<v Speaker 3>he's even more sexy, right, now. Rock explains the fay

<v Speaker 3>magic in the tavern is making him feel this way,

<v Speaker 3>but once Hook eats a second portion of his food,

<v Speaker 3>the fame magic should slowly subside. He is still mesmerized

<v Speaker 3>by Rock and how attractive he is to him, and

<v Speaker 3>Rock starts making some sexual innuindows until the girl arrives.

<v Speaker 3>The girl tells them about her grandmother's time in prison

<v Speaker 3>and how Wendy was meant to be executed but refused

<v Speaker 3>to die by hanging, so the viscount took her to

<v Speaker 3>his house. He's dead now and she has completely disappeared.

<v Speaker 3>The girl described it as on the hanging block or whatever,

<v Speaker 3>once it opened and she fell down, Her neck didn't snap.

<v Speaker 3>She just like sat there and struggled and just didn't

<v Speaker 3>die for.

<v Speaker 1>Like an hour. They said, oh my god. Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>They ask if she knows anything else, and she says

<v Speaker 3>that she does. If Rock wants to take her back

<v Speaker 3>to her room.

<v Speaker 2>The captain is now glaring at her, Please accept my apologies.

<v Speaker 2>I reach across the table and pat her hand. I

<v Speaker 2>plan on fucking him tonight, so I must decline.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Hook is like what, Oh.

<v Speaker 3>My god me A Hook is blushing and He's like, what, Nope, no,

<v Speaker 3>that's not happening.

<v Speaker 1>You're not fucking me.

<v Speaker 2>But no.

<v Speaker 3>The girl leaves them, and they agree that it's odd

<v Speaker 3>Wendy survived a hanging as a mortal because remember she's mortal,

<v Speaker 3>she doesn't have any magic whatsoever, and that they should

<v Speaker 3>look into the viscount's death. They leave, and they walk

<v Speaker 3>aimlessly down the street when Hook is hit with a

<v Speaker 3>club and three men try to rob them. It was

<v Speaker 3>a mistake, though, because Rock gets to feast on these

<v Speaker 3>three men because his time was taken.

<v Speaker 2>Ooh.

<v Speaker 3>Hook handles one of them, but gets knocked down with

<v Speaker 3>a knife, and he panics at the side of his

<v Speaker 3>own blood. I also don't know if you remember that

<v Speaker 3>from the last books.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, I like vaguely remember that.

<v Speaker 3>But Rock grabs him and puts his mouth onto his

<v Speaker 3>breathing life into him until there's no pain or panic.

<v Speaker 3>Hook is shocked, and as soon as Rock opens his

<v Speaker 3>mouth to suggest they leave, Hook takes advantage and starts

<v Speaker 3>kissing him passionately.

<v Speaker 1>Huh and they were boys.

<v Speaker 3>Rock breaks the kiss, saying that they need to go

<v Speaker 3>since there are three dead men by their feet. Hook

<v Speaker 3>suggests his and Rock says.

<v Speaker 2>When's the last time you had a cock in your ass?

<v Speaker 2>He scoffs, Why does that matter?

<v Speaker 1>You know why?

<v Speaker 5>Because I'll be fucking it here, That's what he's saying.

<v Speaker 5>His expression softens with embarrassment. It's been a while. He

<v Speaker 5>admits as a dot, I'll go easy on you. Then

<v Speaker 5>I let go of his balls, and he sighs with relief.

<v Speaker 5>You will be panting my name by the end of

<v Speaker 5>the night.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 3>They get back to Hook's room and Rock lets him

<v Speaker 3>take the lead. He tells Rock that he wants to

<v Speaker 3>fuck his face, so Rock immediately gets on his knees.

<v Speaker 3>He undoes his trousers and strokes himself before Rock demands

<v Speaker 3>that he gets over there. He gets an amazing blowjob,

<v Speaker 3>and then Rock grabs his balls.

<v Speaker 2>I'm going to nut in his fucking mouth, my mortal enemy,

<v Speaker 2>and he's going to take it because I'm going to

<v Speaker 2>make him. I'm a nut in his fucking mouth. Do that.

<v Speaker 3>He does, and Rock swallows every drop of it. When

<v Speaker 3>he's done, he looks down to see that he's bleeding again,

<v Speaker 3>and he faints.

<v Speaker 1>How embarrassing, literally is very embarrassing. Grow up.

<v Speaker 3>Rock carries him to bed and that's when he notices

<v Speaker 3>that Hook leads black, so he has a secret of

<v Speaker 3>his own. He gets materials to sow the wound, and

<v Speaker 3>he wakes Hook up and gets to work sewing him.

<v Speaker 3>He asks why Hook bleeds black, and Hook tells him

<v Speaker 3>that a witch cursed him after his father caught him

<v Speaker 3>with a servant. Rock finishes and tells him and arrest

<v Speaker 3>and they'll find Wendy eventually, and then Roc leaves to

<v Speaker 3>go eat some more because again time's up. He's got

<v Speaker 3>to eat something. Hook is jolted awake from Rock kicking

<v Speaker 3>the bed. He tells Hook he was followed back to

<v Speaker 3>the room and they need to hurry and get dressed,

<v Speaker 3>grab anything of importance before these people can catch them.

<v Speaker 3>Hook hesitates too long, and then the door bursts open

<v Speaker 3>and the Everland Royal Guard comes in handcuffing them both. No,

<v Speaker 3>they're tossed into a carriage and chained up, and Hook

<v Speaker 3>is fucking pissed. They are being taken to the castle

<v Speaker 3>where they will meet the Queen. They get escorted to

<v Speaker 3>her receiving room, where she waits in shadow so they

<v Speaker 3>can't see her, and now Rock knows who she is.

<v Speaker 3>She steps out of the Shadow and they're both shocked

<v Speaker 3>to see Wendy Darling is the Queen of Everland.

<v Speaker 4>A bitch good for her. Wendy Darling is quaking that

<v Speaker 4>they're here. There's only two people in this entire court

<v Speaker 4>that she trusts. It's THEO and Asha, and Asher told

<v Speaker 4>her not to go through with this, and looking at

<v Speaker 4>these two men, she knew Asha was right, but says

<v Speaker 4>had to see it for herself because remember Rock and James.

<v Speaker 4>My notes, I put James, but it's Hook are mortal enemies.

<v Speaker 4>Rock took James's hand for literally touching Wendy, so she's like,

<v Speaker 4>there's no fucking way that they're here together. She knows

<v Speaker 4>that she must get them out of Everland without Holly

<v Speaker 4>seeing them, so she tells them that Wendy Darling is

<v Speaker 4>dead and to basically kick Rocks and to leave. Internally,

<v Speaker 4>she has so many questions like where's Peter Pan, the

<v Speaker 4>Lost Boys, the Darling women and her baby.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, gonna say, girl, what about your baby? Your baby's

<v Speaker 1>an old woman. Now that baby's dead.

<v Speaker 3>That's like Wenny's great great grandma or whatever.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the bitch is dead. That bitch is long gong

<v Speaker 1>resident peace.

<v Speaker 4>She tells THEO to escort them off this soil, and

<v Speaker 4>Hook is drooling overseeing Wendy Darling again. She's hot, sexy,

<v Speaker 4>and a fucking queen. As they're on their way to

<v Speaker 4>the docks, they run into none other than the Crowned Prince,

<v Speaker 4>who was Holly, so he's basically Wendy's steps on. He's

<v Speaker 4>the epitome of an antagonist in the story, and his

<v Speaker 4>character reminds me of Prince Jeoffrey from King of Thrones.

<v Speaker 1>Oh woo oo boo.

<v Speaker 4>I was reading this and I was just picturing a

<v Speaker 4>little blonde bitch, literally a bitch. Knowing Wendy wanted these

<v Speaker 4>two men off the soil, he told THEO that they

<v Speaker 4>are now guests of this castle and they are to

<v Speaker 4>join them for dinner tonight and to stay the night.

<v Speaker 4>Not being able to refuse the Prince, they have no

<v Speaker 4>other choice but to go along. Wendy finds her bestie

<v Speaker 4>Asha and is just venting after seeing Rock and James,

<v Speaker 4>and she was just surprised that they were surprised she

<v Speaker 4>was there, as if they didn't know who she was

<v Speaker 4>the queen or where she was. But still the sing

<v Speaker 4>of betrayal live because she's thinking about how they abandon

<v Speaker 4>her here at Everland, and she'll never have the answer

<v Speaker 4>on why because she just sent them off the soil.

<v Speaker 4>But Asha's like, oh, well, I just saw Holly walking

<v Speaker 4>towards the docks, and she just gets up and starts

<v Speaker 4>booking it because she knows the Holly's a fucking evil bitch.

<v Speaker 4>So there's a little court drama because there's a circulating

<v Speaker 4>rumor that Holly and Wendy are having an affair because

<v Speaker 4>they look the same age and are often seen together

<v Speaker 4>and shadowed alcloves, but in real life they're like whispering

<v Speaker 4>at each other, like I fucking hate you, die bitch.

<v Speaker 4>But people don't know that she had no choice in

<v Speaker 4>the marriage with King hald which is her husband, and

<v Speaker 4>he basically said marry me or die. But now he's

<v Speaker 4>literally dying and she's in a doggy dog world by herself.

<v Speaker 4>She pulls herself together after racing after him and walks

<v Speaker 4>into the room where her steps in is. He tries

<v Speaker 4>twisting the story of Rock and James visiting her in

<v Speaker 4>front of the entire assembly that's watching them. He says

<v Speaker 4>that those two men visited her private rooms earlier. This morning,

<v Speaker 4>and she's like the ones that I had the Captain

<v Speaker 4>of the Guard kickout, so he's trying to make her

<v Speaker 4>look bad in.

<v Speaker 1>Front of the entire assembly. Ew what a little punk.

<v Speaker 4>Rock is in his room when James tries to enter,

<v Speaker 4>but Rock has him locked out. When James finally enters,

<v Speaker 4>James is frustrated as fuck and as Hella Brady that

<v Speaker 4>he didn't get his way and get let in right away.

<v Speaker 2>And a Braddy captain has me feeling feelings I'd rather

<v Speaker 2>not feel, like the desire to throw him onto the

<v Speaker 2>bed and blow that frustration right off his face. A

<v Speaker 2>new window fucking intended boys.

<v Speaker 4>Come on now, he wants to give some sloppy toppy dude.

<v Speaker 4>James and Rock start talking business and they both agree

<v Speaker 4>on one thing. Wendy is afraid of something and it

<v Speaker 4>isn't one of them. They decided that they're going to

<v Speaker 4>scope out things at dinner and try to get a

<v Speaker 4>better picture of what's going on because there's something. Hella

<v Speaker 4>fishy when he's in the King's chambers begging King Hal

<v Speaker 4>to wake up because she feels like prey caught in

<v Speaker 4>a web, and none other than Holly comes in, so

<v Speaker 4>we get a little bit of a backstory. When Wendy

<v Speaker 4>married Hall, Holly and Wendy were the same age as

<v Speaker 4>we know, and King Hold was twice Wendy's age and

<v Speaker 4>chronically ill. Then Hauld recovered and stopped aging, and that's

<v Speaker 4>when whispers began that she was either a witch or

<v Speaker 4>he struck a deal with the Fay. The king tried

<v Speaker 4>saying that he was marked by the gods, even though

<v Speaker 4>Holly never stopped believing that she was a witch, but

<v Speaker 4>she didn't care because King Hold was going to outlive him.

<v Speaker 4>And then all of a sudden, Holly stopped aging.

<v Speaker 1>Two damn it.

<v Speaker 4>So we're back to the present. Holly's telling her that

<v Speaker 4>he heard her pathetic pleading, and he's like, it's because

<v Speaker 4>you're a girl. That's why you can't run. You're not

<v Speaker 4>meant to rule. And she's like, okay, you're a bitch.

<v Speaker 4>Your dad literally made me heir to the throne. He

<v Speaker 4>like rearranged rules, and he's like, my dad was crazy.

<v Speaker 1>That's why.

<v Speaker 4>Wendy and Asha are sparring, and as Wendy is distracted,

<v Speaker 4>Asha ends up whacking her right in the face, causing

<v Speaker 4>her to get a black eye. It crashes into Asha's

<v Speaker 4>knuckles and silently Wendy takes Asha's injured hands in hers

<v Speaker 4>and conjured up some healing magic.

<v Speaker 1>Oh Wendy, so the secret power is.

<v Speaker 4>What got her to become queen. She literally hung, like

<v Speaker 4>we said, for over an hour, not dying because she

<v Speaker 4>kept healing herself over and over again. Oh and then

<v Speaker 4>King Hauld made her a deal to become his wife

<v Speaker 4>and for her to dedicate her power to only him,

<v Speaker 4>and he would make her queen. She healed him for

<v Speaker 4>decades until one day it just stopped working, and then

<v Speaker 4>within days he was bedridden, and then within weeks he

<v Speaker 4>was comatose. Oh sad Hook is the first one to

<v Speaker 4>arrive for dinner and is met with the Prince and

<v Speaker 4>his betrothed, lady Mareth Shade. What a weird name, a

<v Speaker 4>mere thing, but looks Hella familiar to him, and for

<v Speaker 4>the life of him, he could not place it. She

<v Speaker 4>tells him that he must have her mistaken with someone else,

<v Speaker 4>but he has a snagging feeling that even though he

<v Speaker 4>can't place it, he just feels like he knows her

<v Speaker 4>from somewhere. But Rock literally knows everyone and their mama,

<v Speaker 4>So maybe he'll just get to the bottom of it

<v Speaker 4>once he sees her. Wendy arrives to dinner and we

<v Speaker 4>find out that her new queen name is Queen wend

<v Speaker 4>Lynn because they had to kill off Wendy Darling due

<v Speaker 4>to it being tied to Peter Pan and her being

<v Speaker 4>guilty by association if she was still known as Wendy Darling.

<v Speaker 4>Fair enough, King Halt went as far as forging documentation

<v Speaker 4>changing her name, saying that she was a distant cousin

<v Speaker 4>of a queen, which made her fit to marry him.

<v Speaker 4>And then finally, James walks in to dinner and he's

<v Speaker 4>looking like a damn snack.

<v Speaker 2>James makes the required greetings, and then he spotted me

<v Speaker 2>at the head of the hall, and the way he

<v Speaker 2>looks at me, it's like he spotted land for the

<v Speaker 2>first time in ages. My heart kicks up again, butterflies

<v Speaker 2>fill my stomach. He makes his way to me with determination,

<v Speaker 2>Your majesty, he bows. I noticed his arms are still

<v Speaker 2>clasped behind him, hiding his hook. Does he worry about

<v Speaker 2>frightening me? When we were together? He had both hands,

<v Speaker 2>and by the gods, did he know how to use them.

<v Speaker 2>James's touch was always gentle warm and passionate. By contrast,

<v Speaker 2>Rock's touch was bruising and possessive. If I were a

<v Speaker 2>respectable girl, I would say I preferred James's touch.

<v Speaker 4>But I am not.

<v Speaker 2>No, You're not girl.

<v Speaker 1>She's a slut, just like her granddaughter.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>James goes to take his seat next to the empty

<v Speaker 4>king seat, and Wendy's like, girl. If Holly's playing power moves,

<v Speaker 4>then so can I. So she's like the King is

<v Speaker 4>literally in a coma and is obviously not going to

<v Speaker 4>be joining us for dinner. Please remove his chair so

<v Speaker 4>there's not an unnecessary gap between me and my guess.

<v Speaker 4>Holly's eye is literally twitching with anger, but the servants

<v Speaker 4>do as she says, and James moves next to her.

<v Speaker 1>Are you being treated well? I ask him.

<v Speaker 2>He licks his lips. I remember kissing them. I remember

<v Speaker 2>the tender way his mouth met mine, the hungry way

<v Speaker 2>his tongue took a taste of me for the first

<v Speaker 2>time in a very long time. There's a flash of

<v Speaker 2>heat between my legs and it catches me so off guard.

<v Speaker 4>I blush, slutty, he's making her pussy?

<v Speaker 5>What yay?

<v Speaker 4>When she asks where Rock is and he doesn't immediately know.

<v Speaker 4>She's a little relieved because she was a little envious

<v Speaker 4>of the thought of them to bump and uglies without her.

<v Speaker 4>But then to prove her theory wrong, Rock walks in

<v Speaker 4>and James's entire body language changes and she's like, oh,

<v Speaker 4>hell no. Then James tells her he's like, damn, he

<v Speaker 4>looks good in his suit, and she's like, well, I'll

<v Speaker 4>be damned.

<v Speaker 1>They really lock in.

<v Speaker 4>They make it through five courses, and then Rock asked

<v Speaker 4>her for a little dance.

<v Speaker 2>Also, like immediately if he was like, oh, he looks

<v Speaker 2>good in a suit, if I was her, I would

<v Speaker 2>have been like, oh, you guys fucking oh. But like,

<v Speaker 2>imagine you have two ex boyfriends and then like they

<v Speaker 2>start fucking hot, like ugh, oh yeah, oh, let me

<v Speaker 2>just get in the middle here.

<v Speaker 4>During their intimate dance, Rock wishes to know what Wendy's

<v Speaker 4>afraid of, and she tells him he hasn't earned the

<v Speaker 4>right to know. When he asks why, she tells him

<v Speaker 4>straight up that he abandoned her when Pan left her.

<v Speaker 1>Here is that what you believe?

<v Speaker 2>With my hand firmly in his, I spin out to

<v Speaker 2>the center of the circle with all the other women,

<v Speaker 2>and then Rock twirls me back in. I asked you

<v Speaker 2>to stay, he says, you refused me. You could off

<v Speaker 2>James's hand. If a hand touches what's mine, then the

<v Speaker 2>hand is mine too, and you were mine first. There's

<v Speaker 2>still a smile on his beautiful mouth, but the look

<v Speaker 2>in his eye has turned dark. He's got a point, Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>he does.

<v Speaker 4>When she turns the narrative and asks about him and James,

<v Speaker 4>he tells her she hasn't earned his secrets either.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>She demands to know if he's with him, and he

<v Speaker 4>tells her jealousy does not become her ew.

<v Speaker 2>I'd say, fuck, you tell me, but he's like flirting.

<v Speaker 4>He's like, oh, you're jealous, pooky.

<v Speaker 2>That pissed me right off. I'd say, you think that's funny.

<v Speaker 4>Rock is taken back that Wendy thinks that she's been

<v Speaker 4>abandoned here and Peter Pan left out the very convenient

<v Speaker 4>detail that he did, in fact not take her home

<v Speaker 4>to the Mortal Realm and left her in Everland. After

<v Speaker 4>the jealousy comment to Wendy Darling, she ran away dramatically,

<v Speaker 4>and James asked what he said to upset her. He

<v Speaker 4>tells her that she's just jealous of them too, and

<v Speaker 4>they end up coming with a little plan. James is

<v Speaker 4>to go console Wendy while Rock tries to find some

<v Speaker 4>information about what's going on in the castle. He goes

<v Speaker 4>to a place that has the most information and it's

<v Speaker 4>the help. He meets a servant and pays her with

<v Speaker 4>the faery bar, and she's reluctant to talk, but finally

<v Speaker 4>starts yappin. She tells him all the tea of the

<v Speaker 4>castle about how the king stopped aging when Wendy first

<v Speaker 4>became queen, how the prince stopped as well, and the

<v Speaker 4>rumors of the affair, and then the king started dying,

<v Speaker 4>and the king changed the world code and made Wendy

<v Speaker 4>the air.

<v Speaker 1>He's like loving the gossip. He's like, oh, shut up,

<v Speaker 1>no way. So everyone thinks that Wendy is a witch.

<v Speaker 4>And as she's like babbling on and on about theories,

<v Speaker 4>he hears a steady heartbeat of someone eavesdropping. He quickly

<v Speaker 4>and quietly tiptoes towards it and pops out in the hallway,

<v Speaker 4>but there's no one there.

<v Speaker 2>Hook is wandering the castle looking for Wendy and Rock.

<v Speaker 2>When he stumbles across the Prince and his fiance, arguing

<v Speaker 2>she's pissed that he'd invite Rock and Hook without consulting

<v Speaker 2>her first. And now Hook is like, damn, maybe she's

<v Speaker 2>not as meek as I originally thought, because when they

<v Speaker 2>first encountered her, she was very.

<v Speaker 1>Much like, yes, sir, if it pleases you, sir. And

<v Speaker 1>now she's like arguing back, yeah, girl, get him, and.

<v Speaker 2>The Prince is like, well, what do you want me

<v Speaker 2>to do, and she says, go tend to your dying

<v Speaker 2>father and leave the guests to me. Hook sneaks off

<v Speaker 2>and goes to Rock's room and walks in without knocking.

<v Speaker 2>Rock has just gotten out of the shower and is

<v Speaker 2>dripping wet with just a towel on. Hook ignores his

<v Speaker 2>raging boner and tells him what he just overheard, and

<v Speaker 2>then he tells Roc to put some clothes on, and

<v Speaker 2>Rock is like, okay, hold on, and he drops his towel.

<v Speaker 2>Hook is like, quit toying with me. We're here for Wendy,

<v Speaker 2>not for us, and Rock is like poor Klo's dose.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, honestly, why not both.

<v Speaker 2>Hook is like, there is no us and Rock tells

<v Speaker 2>him to tell that to his boner. Then he tells

<v Speaker 2>Hook to shut the door, and he obeys, so Rock

<v Speaker 2>tells him he's a good boy. They crash together in

<v Speaker 2>a wild kiss, and Hook grabs Rock's dick. I squeeze

<v Speaker 2>him at the base, then stroke downward, bringing my thumb

<v Speaker 2>over his wet slit. He breaks the kiss, grabs my

<v Speaker 2>hand and shoves my thumb into his mouth so I

<v Speaker 2>can taste him. He's salty and sharp, salty and sharp

<v Speaker 2>like cheddar ohungin. Rock throws him onto the bed and

<v Speaker 2>they start rubbing weenies while he probes hooks butthole rubbing weenies.

<v Speaker 1>They are rubbing weenies.

<v Speaker 2>It's like scissoring, but for boys. Yeah, they're smushing them together.

<v Speaker 2>Nice what a visual hot Go slow, I warn him,

<v Speaker 2>I know how to fuck a tight ass, Captain, Yes, sir.

<v Speaker 2>He leans over me, reaching into the small drawer of.

<v Speaker 1>The bedside table.

<v Speaker 2>As he does, his cock preces into me, and a burning,

<v Speaker 2>raging desire has me gasping out of breath. I lift

<v Speaker 2>my hips and fists us both oh like grabs our dicks.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, excuse me, and the crocodile hisses in response.

<v Speaker 2>He freezes halfway over top of me, his hands still

<v Speaker 2>on the bedside table. Keep going, he tells me, his

<v Speaker 2>voice a deep rasp. I jerk us both, and his

<v Speaker 2>dick swells in my grip as he huffs a desperate breath.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness.

<v Speaker 2>Then Rock brings out a bottle of lube, and Hook

<v Speaker 2>tells him to do it bang his butt.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bang is But then he.

<v Speaker 2>Flips me over onto my stomach and I clutch at

<v Speaker 2>the twisted blanket, losing myself in the sway of the

<v Speaker 2>wave as the crocodile, my mortal enemy, presses his cock

<v Speaker 2>into my ass.

<v Speaker 1>Enemies to lovers.

<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, Wendy has been hiding in her secret room from

<v Speaker 2>all the drama. When Asha comes in and tells her

<v Speaker 2>Rock with snooping around the kitchens asking questions. She decides

<v Speaker 2>to find the men and figure out why the hell

<v Speaker 2>they came after her after all this time. She goes

<v Speaker 2>to Hook's room, but it's empty, so she tries Rocks.

<v Speaker 2>She hears grunting and thinks someone is fighting in there,

<v Speaker 2>but when she opens the door, Rock is balls deep

<v Speaker 2>and Hook, Oh my god, what would you do?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah? What would you do?

<v Speaker 1>Mind me? I'm just gonna make sure everyone's I got

<v Speaker 1>a few holes.

<v Speaker 5>Ugh.

<v Speaker 2>Rock tells her to close the door and either join

<v Speaker 2>them or watch from the chair. She's HELLI soaked and

<v Speaker 2>also very confused. She's like, how about I leave?

<v Speaker 1>And Rock is like no.

<v Speaker 2>Hook gets up and grabs her hair, kissing her fiercely,

<v Speaker 2>and tells her he's mister so much and if he

<v Speaker 2>knew she was here with his child, he would have

<v Speaker 2>saved her or died trying, because remember the child was hooks, Oh, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>He's sorry he didn't come, but he's here now. Then

<v Speaker 2>they start passionately kissing again, and her silk nightie falls

<v Speaker 2>off her shoulder, so he takes a boob into his mouth.

<v Speaker 2>She looks behind Hook and sees Rock standing there watching them,

<v Speaker 2>and she wants them both right here, right now. Hook

<v Speaker 2>slides her panties off and slams into her as Rock

<v Speaker 2>tells him not to go easy on her. They're fucking hard,

<v Speaker 2>and Rock grabs his trusty bottle of lube. I stroke

<v Speaker 2>my cock from base ahead until it's rock hard and soaked.

<v Speaker 2>I get in behind the captain, and as soon as

<v Speaker 2>he senses the heat of my cock, he slows his thrusting,

<v Speaker 2>widening his stance to give me his ass. I'm so

<v Speaker 2>eager to stretch him open again. Precum is already beating

<v Speaker 2>at the tip. The Captain and I weren't able to finish,

<v Speaker 2>not before Wendy Darling burst into my room. Perfect fucking timing,

<v Speaker 2>because now I get to watch her come while the

<v Speaker 2>Captain comes, while his ass tightens around me, and I

<v Speaker 2>fill him.

<v Speaker 1>Up the human centipede.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>As he slides into Hook's ass, he thinks to himself,

<v Speaker 2>he wasted so much time hating this man when he

<v Speaker 2>could have just been fucking him instead. He shoves his

<v Speaker 2>fingers into Hook's mouth and uses the spit as lube

<v Speaker 2>to rub Wendy's clit, which makes her come hard. And

<v Speaker 2>when he spills inside of her, his breathing heavy and stilted,

<v Speaker 2>There's nothing in the world that could stop me from

<v Speaker 2>joining him.

<v Speaker 1>I'm so fucking ready to fill him up. One hand wrapped.

<v Speaker 2>Around his throat, the other on his hip, I drive

<v Speaker 2>into his tight wet ass and spill a load so

<v Speaker 2>fucking big it'll be dripping out of him for days.

<v Speaker 1>Days that'd be so much.

<v Speaker 2>Come. After they all clean up, Wendy falls asleep and

<v Speaker 2>the guys have a drink together, and Rock tells Hook

<v Speaker 2>taking his hand as his biggest regret. He was afraid

<v Speaker 2>Wendy would leave him for Hook, and he just react

<v Speaker 2>out of that fear. Hook starts to think about how

<v Speaker 2>he's starting to care for this monster, and his father's

<v Speaker 2>voice plays in his head, telling him he's a stain

<v Speaker 2>on the family name, so he gets up and says

<v Speaker 2>he needs some air. Wendy wakes up a while later

<v Speaker 2>to Rock and they start talking about how she can't

<v Speaker 2>age or die. She says she doesn't know why, and

<v Speaker 2>he tells her he has a theory. Just as he's

<v Speaker 2>about to tell her, they hear bells and she's like,

<v Speaker 2>oh no, the king is dead. They rush into the

<v Speaker 2>hallway and find Asha and THEO, who tell her she

<v Speaker 2>needs to get into hiding now. As they're getting her

<v Speaker 2>to a secret passageway, THEO thumps Asha on the head,

<v Speaker 2>knocking her out cold betrayal too timing bitch. He grabs

<v Speaker 2>Wendy and brings her down to the dungeons, telling her

<v Speaker 2>he's sorry, but she paid him more than Wendy ever

<v Speaker 2>could and we don't know who she is. Is it

<v Speaker 2>that cunt ass Stepson's wife. I don't know.

<v Speaker 1>Is she a cunt because she said let me handle

<v Speaker 1>the guests.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Hook is caught up in the commotion

<v Speaker 2>looking for Wendy, and when he runs smack dab into

<v Speaker 2>the prince's fiance, she's holding a sacred dagger to defend

<v Speaker 2>herself and accidentally slices his arm. She sees black blood

<v Speaker 2>ooze out and orders the guards to seize this evil man.

<v Speaker 2>Rock is also caught up in the chaos and sees

<v Speaker 2>Asha lying unconscious on the ground. He shakes her awake

<v Speaker 2>and asks what happened, and she's like, THEO hit me

<v Speaker 2>in the head, and I think he took Wendy to

<v Speaker 2>the dungeons. Wendy is about to be thrown into a cell,

<v Speaker 2>but she's using the training she's gotten from Asha and

<v Speaker 2>takes down two guards before grabbing one of their daggers

<v Speaker 2>and lunging for Leo. Somehow, Hook escaped being taken and

<v Speaker 2>is running through the village. It's Mayhem and he sees

<v Speaker 2>a young boy crying and alone, and I think it's

<v Speaker 2>like a toddler boy. He scoops the boy up and

<v Speaker 2>helps him find his mother, who rips off her own necklace,

<v Speaker 2>giving it to him, telling him he's a good man

<v Speaker 2>who did a good deed. And I guess when he

<v Speaker 2>was a child, his dad used to tell him, if

<v Speaker 2>you do a bad deed, your blood will be black

<v Speaker 2>because you're a bad person.

<v Speaker 5>Oh.

<v Speaker 1>So, as he looks at the star.

<v Speaker 2>Pendant, her voice repeats in his head telling him he's

<v Speaker 2>a good man and he has an idea. He finds

<v Speaker 2>a knife, cutting his arm to see what happens. His

<v Speaker 2>blood is still black, and now he knows that his

<v Speaker 2>father lied. His blood is black regardless if he's a

<v Speaker 2>bad man or a good man. He runs back to

<v Speaker 2>the castle to find Wendy and Rock, and he runs

<v Speaker 2>into the princess fiance again, and this time he recognizes her.

<v Speaker 2>She looks different, But this is the witch in the

<v Speaker 2>woods his father brought him to. So this is the

<v Speaker 2>witch that cursed him as a child.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 2>She leads him to a room in the castle where

<v Speaker 2>she gets him a drink and tells him she received

<v Speaker 2>a prophecy after being kicked out of lost Land that

<v Speaker 2>the way home is by the hook. When Hook's father

<v Speaker 2>brought him to see her as a child, she was like, okay,

<v Speaker 2>they have something to do with that, and she gave

<v Speaker 2>Hook some of her magic. Then he impregnated Wendy, which

<v Speaker 2>also gave Wendy some of her magic as well. So

<v Speaker 2>that's why Wendy can't die and she can heal. Oh

<v Speaker 2>my god, because of Hooks, come magic, come powerful. Then

<v Speaker 2>the room gets fuzzy and he falls. His drink was

<v Speaker 2>spy and she says, sorry, Captain Hook, but I want

<v Speaker 2>my magic back if I'm gonna help the myth makers

<v Speaker 2>try to take over all seven of the aisles. So

<v Speaker 2>she's got some evil mastermind plan.

<v Speaker 1>She's part of a cult. I knew she was a cunt.

<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, Wendy is losing her fight with THEO. She asks

<v Speaker 2>why he's doing this and he says Mareth the princess Fiance,

<v Speaker 2>paid him and she wants power. He stabs her in

<v Speaker 2>the shoulder, but then Rock comes in and snaps Theo's neck. Wendy, Rock,

<v Speaker 2>and Asha all skidaddle out of the dungeons to go

<v Speaker 2>find Hook. They find him swaying on his feet in

<v Speaker 2>the foyer with Mareth and the Prince, and Mareth tells

<v Speaker 2>Roc that Hook isn't leaving until he gives her the

<v Speaker 2>power back. She pulls out her sacred dagger from earlier

<v Speaker 2>and says, unfortunately he can't live and also give it back.

<v Speaker 2>But Rock lunges for her, taking out a bunch of

<v Speaker 2>the guards, and he starts to transform into his monster self. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>When he's fully in his monster form, he swallows Mareth

<v Speaker 2>hole hell yeah, and then every single guard who tries

<v Speaker 2>to stop him.

<v Speaker 1>So he is just challin.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, He's got an all you can eat buffet right now.

<v Speaker 2>He transforms back into a human and collapses on top

<v Speaker 2>of Hook as the Prince lunges for them with his sword.

<v Speaker 2>Hook shimmeys out from under Rock, grabs Mereth stagger, and

<v Speaker 2>stabs the Prince until he's dead. Hook knows Rock will

<v Speaker 2>be unconscious for a few days and tells Wendy and

<v Speaker 2>Asha they all need to get on his ship. They

<v Speaker 2>all carry Rock's body to the docks, and the ship

<v Speaker 2>is there with Cherry aboard. Wendy and Cherry hugs since

<v Speaker 2>they were friends before, and Hook tells his crew to

<v Speaker 2>sail anywhere but never land. Then Rock, Wendy, and Hook

<v Speaker 2>all curl up into bed to sleep off their crazy day.

<v Speaker 2>A few days later, Rock wakes up while Wendy and

<v Speaker 2>Hook are fast asleep, and he eats one of Hook's

<v Speaker 2>crew members because.

<v Speaker 1>He woke up hungry. He had to.

<v Speaker 2>Hook wakes up to the commotion and screams that Rock

<v Speaker 2>cannot do that, but Rock is saying that something is wrong.

<v Speaker 2>Hook tries to grab Rock's arm, but he's incorporeal for

<v Speaker 2>some reason and slides right through Hook's grip. Rock says

<v Speaker 2>they need to find Vain right away, and they have

<v Speaker 2>to sail to never Land end. Oh my god, now

<v Speaker 2>we have to do the next one.

<v Speaker 1>We must. Oh my god, that.

<v Speaker 2>The tea so riley. How many red pepper emojis do

<v Speaker 2>you give this one? I think I give this one

<v Speaker 2>a four and a half.

<v Speaker 1>I really liked it. Yeah, who's sexier Rocker?

<v Speaker 2>Hook?

<v Speaker 1>Honestly Rock in my opinion? Yeah, I think so? Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>the same he's just so mad. Yeah, I'm gonna fuckings.

<v Speaker 1>Would you trade places with Wendy?

<v Speaker 2>This one doesn't sound as fun as like Winny, you know.

<v Speaker 1>A Winnie was getting it.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she was like.

<v Speaker 1>Winny, you have to read it. She gets kidnapped and

<v Speaker 1>her immediate reaction is like you fuck love that?

<v Speaker 2>My god? Oh all right, So next week we're telling

<v Speaker 2>Riley all about Red Rabbit by Devin Rivers, and we're

<v Speaker 2>gonna have her look at the cover and give us

<v Speaker 2>her best guess on what it might be about.

<v Speaker 1>I will say that if.

<v Speaker 2>You are planning on listening to that episode, please heed

<v Speaker 2>the triggers. It is very trick heavy.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like a whole page of trigger warning.

<v Speaker 2>I don't fucking know. It's a cover obviously, that is.

<v Speaker 2>And it says you shatter so beautifully. It looks like

<v Speaker 2>blood or red paint all over it, and there's like

<v Speaker 2>a red rabbit on it. I think this one will

<v Speaker 2>be a human book, humans only, or rabbits or rabbits yeah,

<v Speaker 2>rabbit people, if you will. It looks dark to me. Also,

<v Speaker 2>last time we recorded, you said this was worse than

<v Speaker 2>Hunting Adeline.

<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure is that crush?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is darker than Hunting Adeline.

<v Speaker 2>I am oh. So, I think we're gonna have a

<v Speaker 2>female main character. She's gonna be broken, she's gonna be

<v Speaker 2>battered and abused, and she's going to meet this man.

<v Speaker 2>And this man is not going to be necessarily a

<v Speaker 2>good person. He's going to be a man that does

<v Speaker 2>bad things and she is going to get into khoots

<v Speaker 2>with this man. She's not gonna do bad things. Maybe

<v Speaker 2>she will. I don't think she will, though, And they're

<v Speaker 2>gonna fuck. But he's gonna be kind of like I know,

<v Speaker 2>we all love the bad romance, but sometimes they're like

<v Speaker 2>low key abusive. But that's how he's going to be

<v Speaker 2>to her. But she's going to love him either way.

<v Speaker 2>But there's going to be an event that tears them,

<v Speaker 2>not necessarily tears them apart, but there's going to be

<v Speaker 2>an event that kind of decides their fate. You know,

<v Speaker 2>he's going to have to do something really bad. She's

<v Speaker 2>going to be like, oh my god, it can't be

<v Speaker 2>a part of this. She's going to get sucked into it.

<v Speaker 2>But they are going to live happily ever after. Maybe

<v Speaker 2>not happily, but they'll stay together because they're trauma bonded.

<v Speaker 1>How did I do well? You are very vague, which

<v Speaker 1>helped you?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've learned, and I mean I'm only twenty five

<v Speaker 3>percent and you were pretty spot on.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I will say you were close adjacent. I'll take

<v Speaker 1>it all right.

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