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<v Speaker 1>Today's episode trigger warning is explicit sexual content. And I

<v Speaker 1>have a Spotify comment and this one comes from Biza

<v Speaker 1>and it says, you know what, Hell yeah, I love that.

<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah that was the That was the whole thing.

<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, yeah, that was the whole comment.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh hell yeah hell hell yeah.

<v Speaker 1>And this week we're telling Riley all about Tentacle Entanglement

<v Speaker 1>by Siggy Shade And how many stars did you guys

<v Speaker 1>give it? On good Reads?

<v Speaker 2>I gave it I think a three and a half.

<v Speaker 2>It was just silly, goofy easy read.

<v Speaker 3>I gave it a four because I literally bereazed through it.

<v Speaker 1>It was so much fun, and you know, what hell. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I loved it. Yeah, I gave it a three and

<v Speaker 1>a half. It was very silly, goofy, very entertaining. Steaks

<v Speaker 1>were low, the smut was high. It's fun.

<v Speaker 3>So our FMC lives in a studio apartment above a

<v Speaker 3>coffee shop where she works in She just got out

<v Speaker 3>of the shower when she hears the word mate drifts

<v Speaker 3>through the air. She climbs into bed, and her coworker Jessica,

<v Speaker 3>texts her the link to a meditation slash manifestation link

<v Speaker 3>to attract a rich boyfriend. But a girl's gotta do

<v Speaker 3>what a girl's gotta do, So she puts on the

<v Speaker 3>call forth your perfect soulmate using dimensional waves and starts meditating.

<v Speaker 1>Don't ever send me any invite to any meditation bullshit her,

<v Speaker 1>it's just the YouTube video. Oh okay, I thought it

<v Speaker 1>was like the first invite was like to a seminar thing.

<v Speaker 1>But what if it's like to get your rich boyfriend?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>Do rich people go to things like that? Rich men? Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>Probably not. I don't think they do.

<v Speaker 2>I think only fucking cult leaders go to that.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>See, and this is why I would be susceptible to cults. Yeah,

<v Speaker 3>so she starts picturing her perfect man, and miss Girl

<v Speaker 3>is tall so our girls five eleven, and she loves

<v Speaker 3>to wear heels, So she wants a tall, strong man

<v Speaker 3>in her life, someone who has physical touch as their

<v Speaker 3>love language. Someone who doesn't listen to alpha male podcasts,

<v Speaker 3>which I think is funny because like Greg listens to

<v Speaker 3>Joe Rogan and I can't fuck.

<v Speaker 1>No, yuck, Yeah that's gross. My lips curl into a

<v Speaker 1>smile as I continue the list. He's got to be

<v Speaker 1>wicked in bed and live for oral the type of

<v Speaker 1>man who does it because he's addicted to the taste

<v Speaker 1>of my pussy and loves making me come. And of

<v Speaker 1>course I want a huge cock of course. Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>She's jolted awake hours later, literally covered in sweat. Her

<v Speaker 3>whole body's overheating. She ships down naked and closes her

<v Speaker 3>eyes again, and she's met with a dark figure behind

<v Speaker 3>her eyes. When she opens them, there's a man there.

<v Speaker 3>Of course, she's panicking because she's thinking that she's stirred

<v Speaker 3>up hallucinating and the person's just not moving at all.

<v Speaker 3>They're literally just standing at the foot of her bed,

<v Speaker 3>staring at her, and finally he moves closer and says, hello,

<v Speaker 3>my love.

<v Speaker 1>I'd immediately thrash around.

<v Speaker 3>When she asks him who the hell he is, He's like, girl,

<v Speaker 3>I'm your soulmate. You literally called me across dimensions. She

<v Speaker 3>tells him to kick rocks, and she goes to grab

<v Speaker 3>her phone and he reaches her to stop her. Only

<v Speaker 3>it's not a hand, it's a tentacle.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness.

<v Speaker 3>She throws a pillow at him and tries to run

<v Speaker 3>to the door, but as naked, but his tentacles wrap

<v Speaker 3>around her waist and then the other one wraps around

<v Speaker 3>her mouth, gag her. She's completely bound now, and he's like, come, come,

<v Speaker 3>let's go to my home.

<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, where is in the ocean?

<v Speaker 3>Funny you asked? It's kind of like the Seven Circles

<v Speaker 3>of Hell. It's extremely heat, volcanos, sulfuric acid. And she

<v Speaker 3>starts freaking out and biting him because she's like, if

<v Speaker 3>I go here, I will literally die. There's no way

<v Speaker 3>I can survive him in this atmosphere. He's holding her

<v Speaker 3>clothes and she starts checking him out. They're in the dark,

<v Speaker 3>but she can tell that he's completely handsome for a monster.

<v Speaker 1>How she can just tell yeah.

<v Speaker 3>She's like, Wow, he's got nice cheekbones, straight nose, it's

<v Speaker 3>kind of hot. Okay, Hey tells her he knows exactly

<v Speaker 3>what she needs, and then lays her down on the

<v Speaker 3>bed and tucks her in. She's low key relieved, but

<v Speaker 3>also smidge disappointed, and he tells her that she needs

<v Speaker 3>cuddles and caresses, and then he gets into bed with her,

<v Speaker 3>and she panics, and she's like, what the fuck are

<v Speaker 3>you doing?

<v Speaker 1>I'm going to fill you with something calming. Panic spikes

<v Speaker 1>in my heart, pushing me into action. There's no way

<v Speaker 1>I can let a strange man, let a known a

<v Speaker 1>creature of unknown origin put anything inside my body. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>valid reaction.

<v Speaker 3>She starts freaking out and grabs the first thing her

<v Speaker 3>hand comes across, which is her rose that she was

<v Speaker 3>about to start masturbating with before he came into ohh,

<v Speaker 3>I was like a flower, No, like her little rose toy.

<v Speaker 1>A tentacle snaps out of him and snatches it from

<v Speaker 1>the air before the toy even lands. Damn it, before

<v Speaker 1>he can retaliate, I swing my legs out of the bed,

<v Speaker 1>only for a tentacle to curl around my waist like

<v Speaker 1>a whip.

<v Speaker 3>Mm.

<v Speaker 1>The monster hums, what is that? I slip my fingers

<v Speaker 1>beneath the appendage to dislodge its grip, but it tightens.

<v Speaker 1>It looks like he wants an answer to his question.

<v Speaker 1>What's that? I turned to the figure in my bed.

<v Speaker 1>This weapon of yours is coated in something delicious.

<v Speaker 3>You're puithy, he's short of licking the juices off of

<v Speaker 3>her rose and ask her where he can find more

<v Speaker 3>of this yummy stuff.

<v Speaker 1>I can give you more of that, I rasp, but

<v Speaker 1>will you promise not to use any teeth? Oh? She's

<v Speaker 1>just going for it. Oh hell no, girl.

<v Speaker 3>He's like, all right, so where is it? And she's like,

<v Speaker 3>you know? And he's like, no, I literally don't. I

<v Speaker 3>don't even know what that thing that you're holding is.

<v Speaker 3>She tells him what the toy is, and he's like,

<v Speaker 3>oh no, no, no, you'll never use that again because

<v Speaker 3>you'll have me. And she tells him, well, let's see

<v Speaker 3>if you can do a better job than my toy.

<v Speaker 1>Where can I find that delicious substance from earlier? He

<v Speaker 1>rubs slow circles around my left nipple, but making me

<v Speaker 1>bite down on my bottom. Lip arousal surges down between

<v Speaker 1>my legs, which aches and clenches for one of those tentacles.

<v Speaker 1>I arched my back and moan it came from my pussy.

<v Speaker 1>The monster pauses where vagina, I say, with a groan, vagina.

<v Speaker 3>He's rubbing her stomach with two of his tentacles and

<v Speaker 3>tells her he's just making sure he has enough room

<v Speaker 3>for full meeting and for her to lie back and

<v Speaker 3>to let him prepare her.

<v Speaker 1>And what can she say? She's a curious goal.

<v Speaker 3>He's literally just running up and down her leg and

<v Speaker 3>she's already bursting juices.

<v Speaker 1>Oh ewy.

<v Speaker 3>He tells her consent is sexy, and he won't move

<v Speaker 3>into phase three until she's extremely enthusiastic about it. He

<v Speaker 3>asked her if he can move on to the next phase,

<v Speaker 3>and he promises she'll enjoy.

<v Speaker 1>It only if it involves touching my pussy with your tentacles.

<v Speaker 1>I reply without another word. The monster slides the tip

<v Speaker 1>of his appendage over the outer edges of my pussy lips,

<v Speaker 1>sending tingles up my spine. My back arches as he

<v Speaker 1>rubs up and down each stroke, moving tortuously slowly toward

<v Speaker 1>my core. I've never had a man, monster or otherwise

<v Speaker 1>touch me with such patience, such unending control. Most would

<v Speaker 1>rush straight to my opening, but not him. You are needy,

<v Speaker 1>he says, his voice litltying with amusement. I'm just not

<v Speaker 1>used to the slow pace, I say, through clenched teeth.

<v Speaker 1>And why is the other tentacle still stroking my thigh?

<v Speaker 1>Because I'm waiting for permission for what to stick it

<v Speaker 1>in your anus? I'd be like, what made you think

<v Speaker 1>we were doing butt play? Right away? You want to

<v Speaker 1>stick your tentacle up my ass? Recked up? Same thing?

<v Speaker 1>I sense you are resistant to the idea, he says.

<v Speaker 1>I splutter because I've never erect him. Has its maiden

<v Speaker 1>hood intact? What the fuck is that booty virgin? Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>She tells them, yes, and it's strictly exit only. Come on, girl,

<v Speaker 1>I have a little fun.

<v Speaker 3>He's just hella confused because where he's from, that's where

<v Speaker 3>it's at.

<v Speaker 1>But she puts her foot.

<v Speaker 3>Down and tells him exit only until I explicitly say otherwise,

<v Speaker 3>and he says, no problem, Pooky, your wish is my command.

<v Speaker 3>But he's hungy's for the sweet nectar. She's also scared

<v Speaker 3>that he has like weird fangs.

<v Speaker 1>Or something.

<v Speaker 3>So she doesn't want him to eat her out because

<v Speaker 3>she doesn't know what his mouth looks like. So she

<v Speaker 3>tells him he can scoop up her pussy juices with

<v Speaker 3>his tentacle cups. Oh, and only until she knows him better.

<v Speaker 3>That's what he has to do. He's getting to know

<v Speaker 3>her pretty well and ask what the rose did, and

<v Speaker 3>he's like, oh, I think I can do that for

<v Speaker 3>you with my tentacles.

<v Speaker 1>She's like, okay, let's give it a try. This is

<v Speaker 1>far more intense than the rose. Because his sucker closes

<v Speaker 1>in around my clit, forming a tight seal. My breath quickens.

<v Speaker 1>How could I ever go back to my toy after this?

<v Speaker 1>But when tiny finger like appendages stroke up and down

<v Speaker 1>the length of my clit, an explosion of pleasure makes

<v Speaker 1>my legs go brigid, and I choke suction. Hmmm.

<v Speaker 3>He's feasting, scooping up her come with his little cuppies,

<v Speaker 3>and he's still playing the rose toy for her, and

<v Speaker 3>she's shaking and having a mind blowing orgasm, and then

<v Speaker 3>he tells her he's only getting started. They go at

<v Speaker 3>it non stop all night long until dusk comes up,

<v Speaker 3>and then Monster man disappears. Just as she falls asleep,

<v Speaker 3>she gets a call from Jessica, who one never calls

<v Speaker 3>her this's early and two hardly ever calls her at all.

<v Speaker 3>Apparently it's not dusk because she's three hours late for

<v Speaker 3>her shift.

<v Speaker 1>Oh shit.

<v Speaker 3>As she goes downstairs for work, her boss calls her

<v Speaker 3>into the office. He straight up was like, can you

<v Speaker 3>explain the loud noises that came from your apartment last night?

<v Speaker 1>Excuse me? So none of your business.

<v Speaker 2>He's pervy.

<v Speaker 3>So she shuts them down so fast, and she apologizes

<v Speaker 3>for being late, but tells him what she does outside

<v Speaker 3>of work is absolutely none of his concern. When she

<v Speaker 3>leaves the office all pissed off, Jessica finds her sometime

<v Speaker 3>later and asks if she ended up listening to the

<v Speaker 3>Soulmate meditation.

<v Speaker 1>Our FMC asks what she knows about.

<v Speaker 3>It, and Jessica's like, oh, you mean shadows, tentacles and

<v Speaker 3>a buttload of fun And she's like, we have to

<v Speaker 3>talk later. She finds out that the Soulmate Jessica attracted

<v Speaker 3>as human, and she's like, how the fuck did I

<v Speaker 3>get a goddamn monster? Like she's pissed, She's like, what

<v Speaker 3>the fuck is wrong with me.

<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'd be like, Okay, that's kind of

<v Speaker 1>cool me down. Maybe I know Charlotte would be down

<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent. I'd be down. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know about the tentacles. Can it be

<v Speaker 2>like a different monster, because like slimy tentacles kind of

<v Speaker 2>make me sick to my tummy?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>I get that.

<v Speaker 3>She rushes home and starts talking to herself. When her

<v Speaker 3>monster answers, she starts asking him why he won't let

<v Speaker 3>him see her, and he's just scared that his Pooky

<v Speaker 3>won't like him in the light because it makes them change.

<v Speaker 1>She turns off the lights of her.

<v Speaker 3>Home and they get to know each other, and we

<v Speaker 3>finally find out that our fmc's name is Alexis. He

<v Speaker 3>tries telling him that they can't be mates because he

<v Speaker 3>can't even survive outside of the shadows, and he says, Pooky,

<v Speaker 3>I can. All that's needed in order for me to

<v Speaker 3>do so is for me to fuck you in every

<v Speaker 3>single hole that you have.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>But she's sick and tired of not seeing him, so

<v Speaker 3>she wraps her phone Hella fast and turns on the

<v Speaker 3>light and turns it on him.

<v Speaker 1>What I see next makes my jaw drop. A gorgeous

<v Speaker 1>blonde man with bright blue eyes and a perfect body

<v Speaker 1>standing naked at the other end of my room, and

<v Speaker 1>there is a single tentacle insight. What is he? A

<v Speaker 1>fallen angel? That would explain why he came from a

<v Speaker 1>place that looks like hell? Wait, where are his tentacles?

<v Speaker 3>He tells her that she just made a huge mistake

<v Speaker 3>by doing that, because now that she flashed a light,

<v Speaker 3>his personality is changing and the light is taking all

<v Speaker 3>the compassion from him. Now he must take what he

<v Speaker 3>wants from.

<v Speaker 1>His mate, all right.

<v Speaker 3>She steps back and takes an eyeful of her sexy

<v Speaker 3>monster man, eyeing up his rock heart six pack and

<v Speaker 3>his rock hard cock.

<v Speaker 1>I'm going to bend you over and fuck you until

<v Speaker 1>you're oozing fluids, he growls. But I thought you wanted

<v Speaker 1>to take it slow, I squeak. That was before all

<v Speaker 1>the goodness of me burned out in the light. Okay,

<v Speaker 1>so it made him dark? Wow?

<v Speaker 2>Oh.

<v Speaker 3>She tries turning her phone light off, but the room

<v Speaker 3>lights flash on and he's standing there as the man,

<v Speaker 3>and she's like, how did you do that? And he

<v Speaker 3>tells her it was his shadow tentacles. He tells her.

<v Speaker 3>If she really wants him, she'll have to do something

<v Speaker 3>for him first. She'll have to suck him off like

<v Speaker 3>a good human.

<v Speaker 1>I part my lips and let him slip the tentacle

<v Speaker 1>over my tongue. It's warm and smooth, with a coating

<v Speaker 1>of something briny that reminds me of the sea. And

<v Speaker 1>what briny? A briny dick like object in your mouth? Y,

<v Speaker 1>good little mate, he says, My inside's warm. At his approval,

<v Speaker 1>I swirl my tongue around the tentacle, looking for sensitive spots,

<v Speaker 1>or at least a way to take control of the situation.

<v Speaker 1>But his eyes narrow more. He asks, I nod through

<v Speaker 1>my mouth full. That's it, he says, his voice breath is.

<v Speaker 1>He shoves the cock shaped tentacle toward my throat. I

<v Speaker 1>knew you could take it. I knew you could take

<v Speaker 1>my salty cock like tentacle.

<v Speaker 3>She's en forcing the fuck out of the gluck like

<v Speaker 3>three thousand on his tentacle. And please note that his

<v Speaker 3>real dick is real human dick is within grabbing distance,

<v Speaker 3>so she could be sucking off his actual cock, but

<v Speaker 3>he's making her suck off his whatever. He rips the

<v Speaker 3>clothing straight off of her and starts whipping her nipples

<v Speaker 3>with his tentacles and she says, ooh, that makes my

<v Speaker 3>pussy wet. She tells him that was hot and to

<v Speaker 3>keep going, and he's hitting her with the roast Sucker

<v Speaker 3>special and she's enjoying this too much. And he's a

<v Speaker 3>massachiss right now. Remember, like the light has made him dark.

<v Speaker 3>He wants her to get off on pain. So he

<v Speaker 3>decides to change up the scene and he whips her

<v Speaker 3>pussy four times, and then she comes and she has

<v Speaker 3>like snot coming out of her nose from crying, and

<v Speaker 3>he's like, ew, what the fuck is that? And she

<v Speaker 3>tells me he's not from crying, and he's like, yeah,

<v Speaker 3>next time, I'll just whip you three times.

<v Speaker 1>I also have that reaction to snot. It's not gross,

<v Speaker 1>it is fucking disgusting. That's like the one bodily fluid

<v Speaker 1>that I'm like, eh.

<v Speaker 3>No, she's over her masochistic sexy man now though. She

<v Speaker 3>just wants her sweet monster back, so she edges towards

<v Speaker 3>the lamp and punches out the light, plunging them in darkness.

<v Speaker 1>I think it's kind of funny that you can just

<v Speaker 1>flick on a light and he's like, hey, she's like

<v Speaker 1>a hot ass man. Yeah. She's still coming down from

<v Speaker 1>her crazy orgasm, wondering what the hell is wrong with her,

<v Speaker 1>and then asks him what just happened. He explains to

<v Speaker 1>her that it's an allergic reaction to the light. He

<v Speaker 1>asks how he can make it up to her, and

<v Speaker 1>she says, give me a massage, then give me more

<v Speaker 1>of that phero amount of yours, and then wrap me

<v Speaker 1>up in your tentacles like a cuckoo. Oh, like a cocoon.

<v Speaker 1>And he says, anything you desire. So he's nice monster. Now,

<v Speaker 1>I would never be in the light. Then I'd be like,

<v Speaker 1>we're standing in the dark, baby. He gives her a

<v Speaker 1>luxurious foot massage and tells her that the more time

<v Speaker 1>they spend together, the less crazy his dark side will be.

<v Speaker 1>Come with her. She asks if he looks the same

<v Speaker 1>in the dark and he says not exactly, and as

<v Speaker 1>he keeps massaging her feet, she's getting hell a soaked

<v Speaker 1>and tells him to massage her everywhere. He starts to

<v Speaker 1>massage her inner thighs and she notices he's secreting a

<v Speaker 1>lot of fluid onto her and she asks why when

<v Speaker 1>she's already so wet to ease penetration, But my pussy's

<v Speaker 1>so wet. The moment I say those words, I realized

<v Speaker 1>exactly where he plans on sticky that tentacle. Oh would

<v Speaker 1>you consent to double tentacle intercourse? He asks? My ass

<v Speaker 1>cheeks clench. He'd also wanted that last night. Maybe just

<v Speaker 1>circle my asshole for a little bit. I say, don't

<v Speaker 1>stick the tentacle in until I ask. His laugh reminds

<v Speaker 1>me of his darker side and makes every fine hair

<v Speaker 1>on the back of my neck stand on end, screaming

<v Speaker 1>red alert. What's so funny? I ask? After a few

<v Speaker 1>minutes of anal play, I will have you begging for

<v Speaker 1>my tentacle? He says, you're gonna want that tentacle in there.

<v Speaker 1>He's a naughty squid, he is. He flips her over

<v Speaker 1>and holds her legs apart with his tentacles. He shoves

<v Speaker 1>a large tentacle inside of her puss, and it feels incredible.

<v Speaker 1>Do you remember what I did to your clitterus last night?

<v Speaker 1>He asks, while making flicking motions over the sensitive bundle

<v Speaker 1>of nerves. I moaned, how could I forget my tentacle

<v Speaker 1>Cilia will stroke your inner walls, providing you with a

<v Speaker 1>more thorough experience. Okay, yes, sir. She asks what else

<v Speaker 1>he can do, and he starts circling her asshole with

<v Speaker 1>another tentacle, and she thinks to herself, it feels like

<v Speaker 1>a tongue. He puts two more tentacles over her breast

<v Speaker 1>to stimulate her nipples as well. She comes hard, but

<v Speaker 1>he tells her this is only the beginning. The tentacle

<v Speaker 1>at my asshole changes shape, developing little suckers that pull

<v Speaker 1>at my pucker. My pucker, any traces of sleepiness vanish

<v Speaker 1>at this new sensation, and I perk up. What's this?

<v Speaker 1>Do you like it? He asks? Your flesh there is

<v Speaker 1>very relaxed. I still my heart quickening. Maybe now is

<v Speaker 1>the time to try anal while my body is loose

<v Speaker 1>and sated. Could you make a thin tentacle for me?

<v Speaker 1>Maybe about the size of my finger? Of course? Oh sick,

<v Speaker 1>What a nice first time to try anal. Yeah, with

<v Speaker 1>a guy that can just like change his little tentacle shape,

<v Speaker 1>make it nice and slim for you, pinky size, easy

<v Speaker 1>into it? Yeah, she's getting really into it, but he

<v Speaker 1>hasn't fully penetrated her, and she asks why he hasn't

<v Speaker 1>fucked her ass yet, and he tells her he's waiting

<v Speaker 1>for her to beg I lick my lips and wiggle

<v Speaker 1>my ass from side to side, hoping to tempt him

<v Speaker 1>to fuck it. When he continues rubbing me, I say,

<v Speaker 1>through clenched teeth, please fuck my anus, Please fuck me now? Please? Please? What?

<v Speaker 1>Please fuck my anus? Fuck my aches? She says, please,

<v Speaker 1>my mate, what do you wanted to hear? Oh? Okay.

<v Speaker 1>Without another word, he slides the slippery tentacle into my asshole,

<v Speaker 1>spreading the flesh as it tightens around him. Every inch

<v Speaker 1>of my back passage tingles with his strange lubrication, even

<v Speaker 1>more than my pussy did back passage.

<v Speaker 2>I like the punker, the atus, the back passage.

<v Speaker 1>He puts six inches in her ass and then starts

<v Speaker 1>to fuck her pussy too, So she's doing tentacle DP.

<v Speaker 1>She says, she wants more, so he puts a second

<v Speaker 1>one in her puss, and now she's doing triple tentacle penetration. Wow.

<v Speaker 1>As the fourth one plays with her clit, she climaxes hard.

<v Speaker 1>That was great. There's one more hole. The monster says,

<v Speaker 1>you want a blowjob? I mean this one. The tip

<v Speaker 1>of a narrow tentacle taps out a patch of skin

<v Speaker 1>beneath my clip. I'm too lost in pleasure to be shocked,

<v Speaker 1>but still managed to say, but you're too big. I

<v Speaker 1>know you can handle it. The monster almost sounds like

<v Speaker 1>his wicked self, even though the room is still unlit.

<v Speaker 1>Will you make it feel good? I ask? You know,

<v Speaker 1>I will, he says in a dark voice. I bite

<v Speaker 1>down on my bottom lip. Do I really want the

<v Speaker 1>monster to fuck me? And the urethra? No? What the fuck?

<v Speaker 1>Who fucking thinks of that? It's sounding, it's sounding. It's

<v Speaker 1>a real thing. Oh shit, it is. Yeah. I thought

<v Speaker 1>that was main for men.

<v Speaker 2>No women can do it.

<v Speaker 1>Oh I didn't know women did it. Okay, okay, just

<v Speaker 1>do it more. I'm not shaming. I just am unaware.

<v Speaker 3>If you had a monster that had so many different

<v Speaker 3>size variations and it was very slippery.

<v Speaker 1>And you could just try it, would you want to?

<v Speaker 1>My urethra?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm good.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But you were.

<v Speaker 3>Feeling so good in the moment, and he was like,

<v Speaker 3>let me try, and would you want to?

<v Speaker 1>I would maybe after like a couple days of knowing him.

<v Speaker 1>Maybe I've had a cat aeter.

<v Speaker 2>I'm a good.

<v Speaker 1>If I was less drunk. Maybe yeah, I mean maybe,

<v Speaker 1>little little. She tells him she's a urethra virgin and

<v Speaker 1>also he's her first monster. But this makes him sad,

<v Speaker 1>and he asks if he's really so monstrous to her.

<v Speaker 1>She says no, but she just keeps picturing him as

<v Speaker 1>a giant talking octopus, and he's like, I'm shaped the

<v Speaker 1>way I am for survival. Please don't body shame me.

<v Speaker 1>He says, it makes me sad to think that you

<v Speaker 1>see me as revolting. She tells him she thought he

<v Speaker 1>was Hella hot with the lights on and asks if

<v Speaker 1>he can be nice if she turns them back on again,

<v Speaker 1>and he says maybe later, and she's like, all right,

<v Speaker 1>would you like to try urethral intercourse? Won't it hurt

<v Speaker 1>his tentacles? Stroking my pussy narrows to about the width

<v Speaker 1>of a hair and then winds around my clip. I

<v Speaker 1>can make it feel extremely good, he says, in a

<v Speaker 1>slow drawl. I feel in my nipples. This is a

<v Speaker 1>way to stimulate the most pleasurable female ejaculation. Okay, sure,

<v Speaker 1>if it's the size of a fucking hair. Then yeah, sure, yeah.

<v Speaker 1>He forms a tiny little tentacle and works it into

<v Speaker 1>her peahole. Oh god. He works it around in side

<v Speaker 1>until she comes again and squirts everywhere, and then she

<v Speaker 1>immediately falls asleep. She's been through it. Yeah, she's been

<v Speaker 1>fucked good. The next morning, she wakes up and he's

<v Speaker 1>still there, only he's in his hot man form, and

<v Speaker 1>she checks out his giant dick. She asks why he

<v Speaker 1>isn't being all crazy, and he's like, you fed me

<v Speaker 1>well last night because he drank her squirt, so it

<v Speaker 1>made him nice. Okay, just the way you saw that,

<v Speaker 1>because he drank her squirt, obviously, matter of fact. She

<v Speaker 1>starts to play with his balls and asks if he

<v Speaker 1>can hold this form at night time because he's not

<v Speaker 1>like all slimy and stuff. But he says that he'd

<v Speaker 1>have to feed too much to be able to do that,

<v Speaker 1>and it would reduce her to a sagging sack of flesh.

<v Speaker 1>Oh so no, thank you. Yeah, she calls him her

<v Speaker 1>mate as she gives him a handy. I made a

<v Speaker 1>gentle twisting motion around his thick cockhead and revel in

<v Speaker 1>the way it made him shiver. Do you ejaculate? I've

<v Speaker 1>been coming since you called me, mate, he says through

<v Speaker 1>clenched teeth. This human cock is too small a vessel

<v Speaker 1>for all my come. That's a lot of cum. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>he fills the oceans. That's why it's so stunty. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>I actually don't know if that's canon, but we can presume.

<v Speaker 1>The more she strokes him, the more lubrication he produces,

<v Speaker 1>and it drips down her arm and it makes her

<v Speaker 1>come because it's like seeping into her skin and it's

<v Speaker 1>making her all hot and bothered, worned up. Yeah. He

<v Speaker 1>splatters her with more lubrication that seeps into her skin

<v Speaker 1>and tells her now he's gonna fuck her with his

<v Speaker 1>real cock. But just then her boss comes pounding at

<v Speaker 1>her front door, yelling her name. She missed work again.

<v Speaker 1>He's gonna be like, what was all that noise? Her

<v Speaker 1>Monster's like, I'm gonna fucking kill this dude. But she

<v Speaker 1>tells him that unless he wants her to be homeless,

<v Speaker 1>she really has to get to work. He says, fine,

<v Speaker 1>but I'm coming with you, and she tells him to

<v Speaker 1>just stay out of sight. She gets to work and

<v Speaker 1>the line is out of the door. Jessica tells her

<v Speaker 1>two other girls called out sick, but really they just

<v Speaker 1>watched the same video and are probably getting pounded by

<v Speaker 1>their monsters. So Jessica's sending this video around. Oh shit, Okay,

<v Speaker 1>she's a menace. Shout out Jessica, dude. Just then her

<v Speaker 1>mate walks in wearing tight gray sweatpants. She walks over

<v Speaker 1>to serve him, but he doesn't eat or drink human food.

<v Speaker 1>Then mister Roberts that's her boss's name, calls her to

<v Speaker 1>his office. He tells her that someone wants to buy

<v Speaker 1>a ton of her artwork, but out of fifty percent discount,

<v Speaker 1>and she's like, no, that barely covers the cost of

<v Speaker 1>making it. So that's what she does in her spare time.

<v Speaker 1>She makes artwork and then her boss puts it up

<v Speaker 1>in the coffee shop, and sometimes she sells it. Okay,

<v Speaker 1>She's confused why he'd even entertain the idea since he

<v Speaker 1>makes commission. But then he's like, who have you been

<v Speaker 1>fucking the last two nights? I've heard you, and she

<v Speaker 1>says none of his business, and he starts to get aggressive,

<v Speaker 1>and then all of the light bulbs burst. He's here, yeah, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>and he tosses mister Roberts across the room, knocking him

<v Speaker 1>out and making sure his mate is safe. Mister Roberts

<v Speaker 1>wakes up and they start interrogating him about what he's

<v Speaker 1>been doing with all of her paintings. After ten minutes

<v Speaker 1>of being knocked around, he tells them that he's been

<v Speaker 1>selling them at a heavy discount to an art gallery,

<v Speaker 1>making Hella money off of her. So her paintings, I

<v Speaker 1>guess are really good and he's making bank off of her.

<v Speaker 2>Like thousands of dollars without telling her.

<v Speaker 1>And he's like, yeah, you made ten bucks today. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? Try harder next time, squirt. Yeah. He

<v Speaker 1>says that he's been stealing like ten grand a month

<v Speaker 1>from her, doing this the way it kills someone. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>She tells her mate. She's like, okay, I kill this guy.

<v Speaker 1>And he's like, are you sure and she says yes, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>get your bag, girl. He feeds on mister Roberts, leaving

<v Speaker 1>him as nothing more than a sack of skin. She

<v Speaker 1>leaves the office while he digests his meal and runs

<v Speaker 1>into her coworker Ryan and tells him mister Roberts wants

<v Speaker 1>to be left alone for a while because he's dead.

<v Speaker 2>As she walks away from Ryan, she sees the lady

<v Speaker 2>who works at the art gallery who was in cahoots

<v Speaker 2>with mister Roberts selling her paintings, But before she can

<v Speaker 2>do anything, Jessica corners her and asks why she hasn't

<v Speaker 2>bonded with her umbra. Alexis demands to know what Jessica

<v Speaker 2>knows regarding them, and she's like, they look amazing in

<v Speaker 2>the light. And then Jessica asks if her umbra is

<v Speaker 2>currently absorbing mister Roberts, and it's okay if he is,

<v Speaker 2>because they all have to do it at some point.

<v Speaker 2>Alexis is now like, bitch, fill me in on what's

<v Speaker 2>go Like, what is happening? Jessica tells her everything she

<v Speaker 2>knows about umbras. Apparently they are a race of shape

<v Speaker 2>shifters who live in the deep waters of a world

<v Speaker 2>that crosses dimensions. She tells her to please ask her

<v Speaker 2>umbra to keep mister Robert's form in public, so whoever

<v Speaker 2>they absorb, they can take the form of that person. Huh,

<v Speaker 2>at least for the time being, so that he can

<v Speaker 2>run the coffee shop because she's got bills to pay

<v Speaker 2>until her umbra Neil gets his first paycheck.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's got a job.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because he's a human now.

<v Speaker 1>Cute.

<v Speaker 2>And then Jessica shows her a photo of what the

<v Speaker 2>umbra look like in the dark. It's a writhing massive tentacles.

<v Speaker 2>But now that he's absorbed a human, he will only

<v Speaker 2>be human form, but can still manipulate the tentacles.

<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but a writhing massive tentacles at all times,

<v Speaker 1>he just has invisible tentacles surrounding him. Hmmm, that's why

<v Speaker 1>when he was in his human form, he could still

<v Speaker 1>like reach out and turn off the lights. That's kind

<v Speaker 1>of cool.

<v Speaker 2>The girls get back to work and Alexis goes up

<v Speaker 2>to the art gallery lady and tells her that she

<v Speaker 2>won't be getting any more artwork from her, and then

<v Speaker 2>walks away. Just then, mister Roberts calls her into the office.

<v Speaker 2>But once she goes back into the office, he takes

<v Speaker 2>his other form and wraps her up in his tentacles.

<v Speaker 2>So he's completed the absorption of mister Roberts.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, so is he human now? Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>He wants to bring her upstairs to see if he's

<v Speaker 2>still addicted to the taste of her pussy as this

<v Speaker 2>human form.

<v Speaker 1>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>He releases her and tells her that she has a

<v Speaker 2>head start and she better get up stairs first.

<v Speaker 1>Wait, my voice trembles because my clit still throbs from

<v Speaker 1>last night's pussy whipping. What happens if I get away?

<v Speaker 1>Then you get to ride me like a cowgirl, he

<v Speaker 1>says with a broad grin, as though he's drawing on

<v Speaker 1>one of mister Robert's memories. And if you catch me,

<v Speaker 1>then I'll fuck you in all holes until you're howling

<v Speaker 1>my name. Countdown starts now even you're your wreath th

<v Speaker 1>ruh again. I'm sorry, but being on top is not

<v Speaker 1>a reward. No, it is not a reward. Get me

<v Speaker 1>on my back.

<v Speaker 2>She takes off running, but he catches her quickly and

<v Speaker 2>then carries her the rest of the way up the stairs.

<v Speaker 2>He watches as she strips naked, and then uses his

<v Speaker 2>tentacles to bring her to him so he can eat

<v Speaker 2>her out. He pins her to the wall and then

<v Speaker 2>starts eating her out until she's begging for his tentacles.

<v Speaker 2>He makes her come and then sets her down so

<v Speaker 2>he can bring out every single tentacle that he has. Hey,

<v Speaker 2>this part was so creepy to me. They're skin colored

<v Speaker 2>and specifically the same shade as her skin.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, that's weird. I don't know if I like that.

<v Speaker 2>But and then she asks, why aren't they slippery?

<v Speaker 1>Is that what you want? I nod. My little mate

<v Speaker 1>is getting a tentacle fetish, he says with a chuckle, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I would fucking hope. So, oh you like my tentacles?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>I feel like she'd have to yeah, or else you're

<v Speaker 1>just not compatible. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>He shows her his mating tentacle, which has many little

<v Speaker 2>tendrils on the head of it, and asks if she

<v Speaker 2>wants it, but she says that it definitely will not fit.

<v Speaker 1>You'll take my tentacle cock like a good little mate.

<v Speaker 1>My pussy muscles clench, seeming to agree.

<v Speaker 2>And then she starts begging for him to fuck her.

<v Speaker 1>Fill me with that mating arm while you're giving it

<v Speaker 1>to me up the ass. And while you're at it,

<v Speaker 1>I want another tentacle sucking my clip. Okay, girl, run

<v Speaker 1>the show. Tell she was just an anal virgin yesterday. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>look at her now.

<v Speaker 2>He fills her pussy and the little tendrils remember at

<v Speaker 2>the top of the head, are tickling her cervex. Oh

<v Speaker 2>my goodness, and she receives the best orgasm of her life.

<v Speaker 2>She wonders how long his species lives and asks, and

<v Speaker 2>he says that they live a centuries, and now that

<v Speaker 2>they're mated, she will also live that long. Then he

<v Speaker 2>pulls out of her and tells her that he's going

<v Speaker 2>to fuck her with his human cock. Now he penetrates

<v Speaker 2>her with it, and it's just as amazing. Also, this

<v Speaker 2>whole time, she has the tentacle.

<v Speaker 1>In her ass. Oh yeah, she's a butt girl.

<v Speaker 3>Now.

<v Speaker 1>Also, shouldn't you ask someone if they want to live

<v Speaker 1>for centuries? Yeah, I's gonna say, who the fuck wants

<v Speaker 1>to live that long?

<v Speaker 2>He lets her know that he's going to come and

<v Speaker 2>to hang on.

<v Speaker 1>His first spurt hits the walls of my pussy like

<v Speaker 1>a small jet, and the second is a powerful gush.

<v Speaker 1>I tighten my grip around my mate as he rides

<v Speaker 1>through a double climax like a small jet, a small jet.

<v Speaker 2>He finishes and then lays her on the bed so

<v Speaker 2>they can drift off to sleep. We're in our epilogue.

<v Speaker 2>It's one year later. She's a full time artist. Her

<v Speaker 2>mate is also an artist, but the culinary kind, which

<v Speaker 2>worked out since they kept the coffee shop He decides

<v Speaker 2>now is the time to breed her, and before they

<v Speaker 2>have wet, slippery, kinky sex on a rubber sheet, needs

<v Speaker 2>to have her on her belly and full of his ink.

<v Speaker 1>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>She tells him to give it to her, and he

<v Speaker 2>slides his monster tentacle cock into her mouth. She gives

<v Speaker 2>him a blowy until he's ready to come.

<v Speaker 1>That's it, he growls. The word's coming out garbled. I'm

<v Speaker 1>going to fill you up with delicious spunk until you're

<v Speaker 1>swollen and dripping. It tastes a little sharper than they

<v Speaker 1>cum he produces with his human cock, but I swallow

<v Speaker 1>over and over, determined not to waste a single drop

<v Speaker 1>of his precious ink. The cock undulates within my mouth

<v Speaker 1>as though milking itself dry. So gross. Ah.

<v Speaker 2>He plays with her until she comes, and she feels

<v Speaker 2>all warm and fuzzy and horny and knows that the

<v Speaker 2>mating frenzy is now in full effect. He fucks her

<v Speaker 2>over and over and over, filling all of her holes,

<v Speaker 2>and she is loving it. We're in our second epilog.

<v Speaker 2>Four years later. They have triplets who also have tentacles,

<v Speaker 2>but they can't control the visibility of them yet Jessica

<v Speaker 2>and Neil live down the street and they all hang

<v Speaker 2>out like once a week and everyone is happy.

<v Speaker 1>Cue. I want to know if she laid eggs.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it doesn't say if she eggs or gave birth.

<v Speaker 1>Hm.

<v Speaker 3>I can't get over the fact that he took the

<v Speaker 3>form of her creepy ass boss and she was like, okay,

<v Speaker 3>fucking it.

<v Speaker 1>But like they gave mister Roberts a glow up, like

<v Speaker 1>they said he like started working out, he dyed his hair,

<v Speaker 1>got a nice hair cut. Yeah, but still don't matter.

<v Speaker 2>Now he's still mister Roberts.

<v Speaker 1>You know it's her man deep inside though.

<v Speaker 2>That's true, girl, what's all the inside that counts?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So, Riley, how many red pepper emojis do you

<v Speaker 1>give this one? I think I give it three and

<v Speaker 1>a half. He agree with that number. It was silly.

<v Speaker 1>It was silly, but I liked it. It's like a cutesy, silly,

<v Speaker 1>little funny story. Do you think tentacle Man is sexy?

<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Just the writhing mass of tentacles in

<v Speaker 1>the dark, that's what gets me. I don't know. Would

<v Speaker 1>you trade places with Alexis? Maybe? Why not? It's a

<v Speaker 1>new experience. She had fun most of the time. Well,

<v Speaker 1>next week we're telling Riley all about Devourer of Men

<v Speaker 1>by Nikki Saint cro and we're gonna have her look

<v Speaker 1>at the cover and give us her best guess and

<v Speaker 1>what might be about And this, if you don't remember,

<v Speaker 1>is the Hook, Rock and Wendy story.

<v Speaker 2>I'm excited to be back in that world because, yeah, those.

<v Speaker 1>Books Chef's Kiss, Jenna, did you read those? No?

<v Speaker 2>Uh, you would like it.

<v Speaker 1>You would very much like it, you guys. I have

<v Speaker 1>no idea because remember they just found out Wendy's still alive,

<v Speaker 1>and we found out there's some weird sexual tension between

<v Speaker 1>Rock and Hook and they're both trying to find her.

<v Speaker 1>I think Hook and Rock they're going to cans, if

<v Speaker 1>not more, they're gonna do some things. And I think

<v Speaker 1>they're gonna find Wendy. I don't know how, but it's

<v Speaker 1>gonna be an adventure. And remember they were both in

<v Speaker 1>love with her. Mm hmm, that's why Rock cut Hook's handoff.

<v Speaker 1>I think there's gonna be the three way. Maybe oh yeah,

<v Speaker 1>man woman man hot or men man woman. Maybe it

<v Speaker 1>goes all of the ways. Maybe it's just a pile

<v Speaker 1>of m's and w's. I don't know, Yeah, like you

<v Speaker 1>wait for this one. Yeah, we'll find out next week.

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