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<v Speaker 2>And this month we made Riley Reid thick Beef by
<v Speaker 2>Leyla fay and how many stars did you give it
<v Speaker 2>on good Reads?
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I think I'm gonna give it a four.
<v Speaker 2>Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, it was very entertaining. I liked it. It was
<v Speaker 1>a good one. If you want a quick, little fun read,
<v Speaker 1>and do you like beef, read this monk okay. Our
<v Speaker 1>story begins with her female main character booking it out
<v Speaker 1>of her dingy ass apartment with loan sharks chasing after her.
<v Speaker 1>She has no clue how they even found her, considering
<v Speaker 1>she lives there illegally, no documents and no names, so
<v Speaker 1>she's just a squatter.
<v Speaker 2>Cute.
<v Speaker 1>Her dad recently passed away, and he had a crippling
<v Speaker 1>gambling addiction, leaving her with an ungodly amount of debt.
<v Speaker 1>Not to mention, he owes some kind of mafia two
<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand dollars. She's running down an alleyway now and
<v Speaker 1>can hear them gaining on her as one of them says, stop,
<v Speaker 1>you fucking bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Could you imagine owing somebody two hundred thousand dollars?
<v Speaker 1>I would kill my would yeah, I would kill Not
<v Speaker 1>to say that you should if you owe that amount?
<v Speaker 1>But wow, she didn't even gamble, so why no? How
<v Speaker 1>shitty is that? How shitty is that? Like if your
<v Speaker 1>partner dies or something like that, and then you just
<v Speaker 1>have to take on all their debt. Hell no, I'm
<v Speaker 1>not paying it.
<v Speaker 2>Divorce me before I die.
<v Speaker 1>Divorce me on your deathbed. She makes it onto a
<v Speaker 1>wider street, but it's five am and there's no crowds
<v Speaker 1>for her to hide in. Her first encounter with the
<v Speaker 1>loan sharks was at her dad's funeral. They cornered her
<v Speaker 1>at the funeral, giving their condolences, and then let her
<v Speaker 1>know she had seven days to pay the debt back. Yeah. See,
<v Speaker 1>I'm killing myself seven days every seven days. Yep. This
<v Speaker 1>is like her seventh encounter with them at this point,
<v Speaker 1>and her last one. They told her she had two options.
<v Speaker 1>Either become a prostitute in one of their illegal or
<v Speaker 1>they cut her up and sell her organs.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I feel like the choice is obvious.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm putting my pussy out.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 1>She was told the brothel offer would expire, so guess
<v Speaker 1>it's down to kidney cutting. Now. Black dots dance across
<v Speaker 1>her vision and her lungs are on fire. But she
<v Speaker 1>needs a plan. She sees a big, dark warehouse on
<v Speaker 1>her left, with a door ajar and a reddish light
<v Speaker 1>peeking out. She's contemplating hiding in there when she feels
<v Speaker 1>outstretched fingers brush against her arm and she books it again,
<v Speaker 1>this time right into the warehouse. It's super twisty turney,
<v Speaker 1>a lot of left and rights. The loan Sharks are
<v Speaker 1>right behind her, but eventually she loses them. Also, while
<v Speaker 1>she is running through this warehouse, she is just hearing
<v Speaker 1>women's scream and like animalistic noises.
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, shitting' and.
<v Speaker 1>Pissin that's what I would be doing. She's walking through
<v Speaker 1>the warehouse now that she's lost the loan Sharks and
<v Speaker 1>realizes this place is sort of a maze. A new
<v Speaker 1>wave of dread fills her when she hears a woman
<v Speaker 1>very close spy scream, and then a disheveled woman in
<v Speaker 1>a torn dress barrels into her. Her hair is tangled
<v Speaker 1>and she has dirt on her face, but she's laughing
<v Speaker 1>and seems excited. The girl tells her she's never seen
<v Speaker 1>her here before and tells her the first time is
<v Speaker 1>always the best, but to be sure to tell them
<v Speaker 1>it's her first time. If one of them catches her
<v Speaker 1>or else they'll be rough obviously our girls, Like, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? Where am I? What is this? The woman
<v Speaker 1>pats her shoulder and runs away, squealing. She hears a
<v Speaker 1>loud bellow and then another squeal, and then a triumphant roar,
<v Speaker 1>and then moaning.
<v Speaker 2>Is it like a pig squeal?
<v Speaker 1>Like?
<v Speaker 2>What is squealing?
<v Speaker 1>She's like so like? She's like me, God, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, fuck me? Oh yes, fucking please give me that
<v Speaker 2>huge monster cock, give me all of it. I freeze,
<v Speaker 2>my mouth falling open. For the love of God, what
<v Speaker 2>are they? You'll take every fucking inch, A low, rumbly
<v Speaker 2>voice that can't belong to the human answers, And when
<v Speaker 2>I come inside you, you will take every drop I
<v Speaker 2>give you. What follows is a loud, piercing scream, and
<v Speaker 2>the metal shakes rhythmically as if I gasp, covering my mouth. Yep,
<v Speaker 2>there's no doubt about it. That woman and whatever caught
<v Speaker 2>her are fucking right in the middle of the maze
<v Speaker 2>where anyone can walk in on them. What exactly have
<v Speaker 2>I gotten myself into? Yeah? What have you gotten yourself into?
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ?
<v Speaker 1>I don't don't duh. She stands there a bit longer,
<v Speaker 1>wondering what these beasts look like. Is this some kind
<v Speaker 1>of cosplay? Is he wearing something to modify his voice?
<v Speaker 1>Obviously the other girl was enjoying whatever was happening. Then
<v Speaker 1>she hears a low huff from behind her, not threatening,
<v Speaker 1>but her entire body goes rigid. She's thinking she should
<v Speaker 1>run and scream, but curiosity gets the best of her,
<v Speaker 1>so she turns to look at whatever is behind her.
<v Speaker 4>He's massive, That's the first thing I noticed, and it
<v Speaker 4>makes my knees go weak. He has horns, two bony
<v Speaker 4>arcs jutting out from the side of his head, curving
<v Speaker 4>up and forward into sharp points, and those horns reach
<v Speaker 4>just an inch above the wall. Fucking hell, He's around
<v Speaker 4>eight foot tall with horns. He's completely still, wide, nostrils flaring,
<v Speaker 4>and I gape with sickly fascination at the gleaming silver
<v Speaker 4>ring in his nose. It's like those rings bulls have,
<v Speaker 4>and his face is like those faces bulls have too.
<v Speaker 4>Something like a squawk tears out of my throat as
<v Speaker 4>I'd take in the wide, flat nose, small beady eyes,
<v Speaker 4>and a straight, lipless slash of a mouth. He has
<v Speaker 4>a maine of course, black hair with a fringe, but
<v Speaker 4>his upper body is hairless, almost human looking.
<v Speaker 2>He's a maine, of course, because he sounds terrifying.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he would rell ahead a human torso, bow legs,
<v Speaker 1>and a man. Yeah he's a minotaur.
<v Speaker 4>Oh but do minotaurs normally have maine.
<v Speaker 1>No, normally they're all like fucking human up top or
<v Speaker 1>at least a dot. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they just have like human top and then just
<v Speaker 5>a little hoofs of for legs.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I just keep thinking of Narnia.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, mister Tumnus, Yeah, I mean that is James McVoy though,
<v Speaker 2>so smash.
<v Speaker 1>Also he has tattoos of course, oh on his fur. No,
<v Speaker 1>remember his human His torso and arms are human.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Are they not going to
<v Speaker 2>be called.
<v Speaker 4>Brands since he's the minotaur.
<v Speaker 2>I know they're on his human body.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you're right right. He stands on two legs,
<v Speaker 1>covered in smooth black fur and has hooves for feet.
<v Speaker 1>She gasps when she sees his tail wagging behind him.
<v Speaker 1>Then she sees another thing wagon.
<v Speaker 3>Oh where before there was just an indefinite shape hidden
<v Speaker 3>under the fur, a long, thick cock now emerges, wet
<v Speaker 3>and glistening behind it a heavy ball sex swings. It's
<v Speaker 3>skin black and stretched. Whoa, those balls are big. You
<v Speaker 3>got some big gass balls. Yeah, they're bullballs.
<v Speaker 1>The creature smiles at her and tells her she smells delicious,
<v Speaker 1>and she tells him he has a big cock. She's
<v Speaker 1>mildly turned on and also shocked, which, yeah, as anyone
<v Speaker 1>would be. I mean, I don't know about turned on,
<v Speaker 1>but maybe I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Does she know that, like these creatures exist. This is
<v Speaker 3>the first time she's ever seeing a creature besides.
<v Speaker 1>Human, first time she's ever seeing them.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, I would not be soaked at all. Yeah, she's
<v Speaker 2>like hot, Okay.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, she is like mildly turned on, but also frightened.
<v Speaker 2>Okay.
<v Speaker 1>His grin widens and he takes a step closer to her,
<v Speaker 1>and she takes a step back. She's trying to convince
<v Speaker 1>herself this is not real, even though she knows it
<v Speaker 1>is very real. He smells delicious, musky male sweat and
<v Speaker 1>expensive cologne. She's all of a sudden so thirsty, and
<v Speaker 1>her heart is beating fast as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>I know, he says, stepping closer again, at which point
<v Speaker 2>I stumble back desperately trying to keep the distance between
<v Speaker 2>us from shrinking. If you don't run, I'll put it
<v Speaker 2>inside you, baby girl, Baby girl, I know he's a
<v Speaker 2>broke he's saying.
<v Speaker 1>I know because she said you have a big cock.
<v Speaker 1>Because at hers, I was like, you know what. She
<v Speaker 1>walks backwards until she hits a wall and says she's
<v Speaker 1>not his fucking girl. He's moving closer to her and
<v Speaker 1>tells her not yet, but she will be. But the
<v Speaker 1>question is how much fun they'll have before he gets her.
<v Speaker 1>She looks to either side of her and both paths
<v Speaker 1>are clear. He tells her to run, baby girl, and
<v Speaker 1>she does just that. She books it. She's running fast
<v Speaker 1>as hell, every part of her body burning, and her
<v Speaker 1>bullman is close behind her. She runs past another bowl,
<v Speaker 1>which then makes a little tussle ensue between her bowl
<v Speaker 1>and the other bowl, and she can't help but watch
<v Speaker 1>the beasts wrestle until her beast is able to get
<v Speaker 1>the other to the ground. He tells the other beasts
<v Speaker 1>that she is his, and if he touches her, he'll
<v Speaker 1>rip his cock off. He approaches her and she steps
<v Speaker 1>back because she is still very scared of him, and
<v Speaker 1>she tells him he can't just decide that she is.
<v Speaker 4>His movement catches my eye and I glance down, watching
<v Speaker 4>as his massive cock and murders out of the furry
<v Speaker 4>pouch shaped space between his legs. It's red and all shaft.
<v Speaker 4>There's no head, just a flaring, tapered end with a hole.
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't look like a slit on a cock put
<v Speaker 4>like an asshole. No, a punckered round shape with wrinkled skin.
<v Speaker 4>When he huffs his cock twitching, the whole pulses, opening
<v Speaker 4>slightly and releases a drop of wetoness.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my a.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like his pea hole is just like a gaping hole.
<v Speaker 1>Ew, It's like the size of a finger.
<v Speaker 3>The hole I think of the Alaskan bullworm from SpongeBob.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, we've never seen his dick, but you
<v Speaker 2>mean the whole thing is the worm? Yes, okay, yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 1>She gulps and he tells her she entered the Minotaur
<v Speaker 1>run baby, and he puts a hand on the wall
<v Speaker 1>by her head. He tells her she signed the papers.
<v Speaker 1>That means he can do with her whatever he wants.
<v Speaker 1>Those are the rules. If he catches her, he owns her.
<v Speaker 1>And he asks if she signed the long one, and
<v Speaker 1>he grabs her wrist, asking where's her bracelet. She is
<v Speaker 1>suddenly very overwhelmed and begins to cry, explaining that she
<v Speaker 1>was just running from something and she has no idea
<v Speaker 1>what he's talking about. She tells him to let her go.
<v Speaker 1>He tells her he can't let her go now that
<v Speaker 1>he scented her. He has to have her, he tells her.
<v Speaker 1>After he makes her come with his mouth, she won't
<v Speaker 1>ever want anyone else. She tells him he's out of
<v Speaker 1>his mind, even though she's kinda down for it. The
<v Speaker 1>thought of writing this beast's face has her knees buckling.
<v Speaker 1>She tells him, no, thank you, putting her hands on
<v Speaker 1>his chest to push him away. He tells her, too bad,
<v Speaker 1>so sad. She's all his now and he's gonna dig
<v Speaker 1>her down.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>She mentions here, also that his dick smells like dinner.
<v Speaker 1>Take no yeam. She tells him, nay, nay, your dick
<v Speaker 1>will tear me apart, which like it's huge, so i'd
<v Speaker 1>be scared too.
<v Speaker 2>Also, have you felt a cow tongue?
<v Speaker 1>Like?
<v Speaker 2>How is he gonna make her come with his mouth?
<v Speaker 2>Those are sand paper tongues literally?
<v Speaker 1>And she says how rough. It is too that it
<v Speaker 1>like it is so. I don't know how that's enjoyable
<v Speaker 1>on your sensitive little parts down there.
<v Speaker 2>I went to the baby animal days at the farm
<v Speaker 2>and a cow was licking my leg. I had a rash.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that shit is rough.
<v Speaker 5>Can you imagine that on your pussy?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Ooh oh, we'll work it in, he says, voice stripping
<v Speaker 3>with desire, inch my inch, until you take it all
<v Speaker 3>like my good, baby girl.
<v Speaker 1>I hate the baby girl. I don't know why I
<v Speaker 1>don't like it either.
<v Speaker 2>Are you lost, baby girl?
<v Speaker 1>At this point, she's had it. She's hit her breaking point.
<v Speaker 1>His dick is pissing her off. He's pissing her off.
<v Speaker 1>His attitude is pissing her off. She's been chased, threatened,
<v Speaker 1>chased again. She is done.
<v Speaker 2>Why do you smell like fucking gravy? I ask, and
<v Speaker 2>kick him right in that huge swinging ball, sad, why
<v Speaker 2>do you smell like gravy?
<v Speaker 1>Fess up? Yeah. Once she kicks him in the balls,
<v Speaker 1>she starts running again, trusting your instincts, and she finds
<v Speaker 1>a door out. She lets herself cry for a solid
<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds in the cool morning air before trying to
<v Speaker 1>come up with a plan, but before she gets any further,
<v Speaker 1>the lone Shark finds her. They shout at her and
<v Speaker 1>she starts running once again, but no, she won't make
<v Speaker 1>it far, so she decides to turn around and plan
<v Speaker 1>her feet and fight. But just then she sees a
<v Speaker 1>large dark figure slam into the two men, knocking them down.
<v Speaker 1>It's her minotaur.
<v Speaker 2>Yay, yeah, minnie, I'm doing here.
<v Speaker 1>He tells the men that they don't touch what is his,
<v Speaker 1>and then he stomps on both their dicks with his hoofs.
<v Speaker 1>The minatar walks over to her and gently picks her up.
<v Speaker 1>Even though she's slightly scared still, she embraces him and
<v Speaker 1>wraps her arms around his thick neck. He asks who
<v Speaker 1>those guys were, and she tells him some kind of
<v Speaker 1>mafia due to her dad. He tells her he's taking
<v Speaker 1>her home and that she needs protection.
<v Speaker 4>And what do you want for your protection? I slur
<v Speaker 4>my body already half way to dreamland. Nothing, he answers
<v Speaker 4>with the huff that ruffles the sweaty hair on my
<v Speaker 4>temple as I assign a relief, settling comfortably into his
<v Speaker 4>strong arms, he adds, but if you're offering a blowjob
<v Speaker 4>is a good start.
<v Speaker 1>Oh what a man.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he did just save her two hundred thousand
<v Speaker 2>dollars so.
<v Speaker 1>That he deserves a blowy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the least she can do.
<v Speaker 1>I would get down on my knees and say, come
<v Speaker 1>here with your little asshole dick. She briefly falls asleep
<v Speaker 1>in his arms when a deep metal clang wakes her up.
<v Speaker 1>He tells her they are almost there, and then he
<v Speaker 1>calls out to one of the guards, Rick, to be
<v Speaker 1>on HI alert. They may get attacked. Rick says, who'd
<v Speaker 1>you piss off this time? Boss, and he tells him
<v Speaker 1>some mafia he doesn't even know. Throughout his house now,
<v Speaker 1>which is like a giant townhouse with emerald green lawn
<v Speaker 1>surrounding them. Because he's a cow, you know, he's got
<v Speaker 1>a chew.
<v Speaker 4>He's a pastor.
<v Speaker 1>She's like, holy shit, this is a mansion and he says, no, baby,
<v Speaker 1>the mansion is in another county, so he's got money. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>how I know, what do you do as a cow
<v Speaker 1>for money? He carries her up to the second floor
<v Speaker 1>and into a large, beautiful bathroom with bathtub large enough
<v Speaker 1>to swim in. And what you mean, like, duh? He's
<v Speaker 1>huge in a normal bathtub. Everything in the house is
<v Speaker 1>super fancy and expensive looking. He tells her he'd figure
<v Speaker 1>she'd want to clean up a bit, and she's like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't think a blowjob is worth enough to pay
<v Speaker 1>for your protection and who the hell are you as
<v Speaker 1>she stares at his giant cock the entire time. We
<v Speaker 1>finally learned that his name is Lysander, and he tells
<v Speaker 1>her to kindly keep her eyes up here. She blushes
<v Speaker 1>and apologizes, telling him her name is Judith but he
<v Speaker 1>can call her Jude. He strokes her chin and tells
<v Speaker 1>her it's not that he minds, but feeling her eyes
<v Speaker 1>on him just makes him want her even more and
<v Speaker 1>she needs to rest, but fuck, she can't help up.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like I would just stare at
<v Speaker 1>it too if it was out. It's hard too, It's
<v Speaker 1>like hard until they fuck. Oh my god, because he's
<v Speaker 1>scented her. That's his girl now.
<v Speaker 5>He's CALLI horny.
<v Speaker 1>Jude stares at it again and asks why it's up,
<v Speaker 1>like why he has a bony and Lysander says he
<v Speaker 1>will have a heart on until they mate, and she's like,
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, mate, and he says yes, little Jude. When
<v Speaker 1>a male of his kind sends his female, he has
<v Speaker 1>to mate and claim her. She tells him, but she stinks.
<v Speaker 1>Does that sort of thing appeal to him? And he's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you do stink. Actually, it's what I smell underneath that
<v Speaker 1>I would cry.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, bitch, you read.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, you smell like shit. Actually, he tells her.
<v Speaker 1>Once she showers, they will confirm if he still sends her.
<v Speaker 1>But he's not letting her go, and he leaves her
<v Speaker 1>to shower. He's like, you must shower, please.
<v Speaker 4>I'll see if I still like you afterwards.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Jude takes a hot, steamy shower, barely awake enough to
<v Speaker 1>finish washing her hair, and then plops herself on the
<v Speaker 1>bed in her towel and passes out. While she was
<v Speaker 1>in the shower, she realized how truly turned on Lysander
<v Speaker 1>makes her, and this is all so confusing for her.
<v Speaker 1>When she wakes, it's late in the afternoon and she
<v Speaker 1>can hear Lysander talking on the phone in a chair
<v Speaker 1>behind her, one thing about a guy in the basement
<v Speaker 1>and needing to send a message. Jude rolls over to
<v Speaker 1>face him, and he's clothed now wearing a pair of joggers,
<v Speaker 1>which I thought was funny.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why on his little cowfee. Yeah, just
<v Speaker 2>little hooves poking out the bottom.
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, it's so funny. He also still has a
<v Speaker 1>raging boner. It's just poking right up. He tells her
<v Speaker 1>there's water for her, motioning to the bedside table. When
<v Speaker 1>she sits up, she realizes she's butt naked and uses
<v Speaker 1>the silk sheet to cover herself. She asks him about
<v Speaker 1>the person in the basement and he says, yup, they
<v Speaker 1>attacked the house while she was asleeping. The loan charks
<v Speaker 1>the mafia. Actually the mafia. Oh. Jude is obviously panicked
<v Speaker 1>and like, what the fuck? But Lysander tells her, baby girl,
<v Speaker 1>I got you. Even if she doesn't let him touch her,
<v Speaker 1>he will still protect her. Such a gentleman king, he
<v Speaker 1>will send the mafia a clear message to stop fucking
<v Speaker 1>with him and what's his and they will leave her alone.
<v Speaker 1>Jude is like, ah, fuck it, I'm gonna give this
<v Speaker 1>monster a blowy. She asks him how how many blowjobs
<v Speaker 1>she owes him now, and he jokingly says fifty, and
<v Speaker 1>she wants it. She wants him. She tells him she's ready,
<v Speaker 1>and gets up from the bed and walks over to him.
<v Speaker 1>She gets down on her knees and they have some
<v Speaker 1>flirty back and forth, And now it's time to get
<v Speaker 1>down to business.
<v Speaker 3>I stroke up my hand, moving easily in the slickness,
<v Speaker 3>and run my thumb over the puckered slit at his tip.
<v Speaker 3>When it opens under my touch, ew and my thumb dips.
<v Speaker 5>Inside a little ew.
<v Speaker 3>I squeak and tear my hand away. So she's just
<v Speaker 3>like fingering his dick.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just wave up.
<v Speaker 2>It opens new.
<v Speaker 3>Alarmed, I look up as he gruns with pleasure. What
<v Speaker 3>keep going, he says through clenched teeth. You can put
<v Speaker 3>your finger in there. It feels very good.
<v Speaker 5>WHOA.
<v Speaker 3>I watch the pulsing hole wearily. As I bring my
<v Speaker 3>finger back up, I run it gently around the puckered rim,
<v Speaker 3>and Lysander exhals a long, heavy breath as a slit
<v Speaker 3>opens invitingly.
<v Speaker 5>You won't get an infection or something. I don't get sick.
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean he's a minute tar He could
<v Speaker 2>get like mad cow or something.
<v Speaker 3>He grunts as his cock jumps, pressing into my hand
<v Speaker 3>like an eager puppy.
<v Speaker 5>Please, little Jude slowly.
<v Speaker 3>I dip my pinky inside and gasp in surprise as
<v Speaker 3>the opening squeezes closed around my finger, the muscle tensing fowl.
<v Speaker 1>As Jude pumps her hand up and down and fingers
<v Speaker 1>his penis hole, brown liquid seeps out.
<v Speaker 5>Liquid.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and guess fucking what, it's gravy.
<v Speaker 2>Gravy.
<v Speaker 1>It's literally gravy. It's gravy.
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say he needs to see a veterinarian
<v Speaker 4>for that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>They must have a crazy Thanksgiving.
<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, you need some more, And then Lysander
<v Speaker 1>tells her he really enjoys getting his ball slapped, so
<v Speaker 1>she does just that. She just slaps his ball. Jude
<v Speaker 1>is also loving this. It's like a science experiment for her.
<v Speaker 1>She slapped his balls and fingering his hole, and he
<v Speaker 1>has an explosive orgasm, shooting gravy all the way up
<v Speaker 1>to the ceiling.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>He tells her that was the best orgasm he's ever
<v Speaker 1>had and that it's her turn. Now They have a
<v Speaker 1>hot makeout sash and then he munches on her pussy.
<v Speaker 1>She rides his face until she also has the best
<v Speaker 1>orgasm of her life. But after this she's in turmoil.
<v Speaker 2>Also, her vagina is probably raw and bleeding.
<v Speaker 1>She loves it. I don't know how it's round beef. Literally.
<v Speaker 1>She bolts to the bathroom to clean herself up. Suddenly
<v Speaker 1>being covered in his cum feels so wrong. She is
<v Speaker 1>so painfully conflicted about what she wants. She does not
<v Speaker 1>want to get attached to this man. Every person she's
<v Speaker 1>ever gotten attached to has left her. When she exits
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, she sees that the entire room, including Lysander,
<v Speaker 1>are clean, and she's like, you have people that clean
<v Speaker 1>up after you have sex and he says yes, but
<v Speaker 1>they wear protective gear and get very large bonuses anytime
<v Speaker 1>they have to. Jude asks for her clothes back and
<v Speaker 1>says she has to get going, and Lysander says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>you have commitment issues, and Jude said, there's nothing to
<v Speaker 1>commit to. She's been an inconvenience to him this entire time.
<v Speaker 1>She just wants her clothes and then she'll be out
<v Speaker 1>of his hair. He tells her, well, sorry, I burned
<v Speaker 1>your clothes. They smell bad, stinky, bitch. Yeah you slow. Also,
<v Speaker 1>you aren't going anywhere. He didn't save her out of
<v Speaker 1>the goodness of his heart. He's not out here just
<v Speaker 1>picking up strays. He says, you ain't ever leaving your mind.
<v Speaker 3>I would be so upset, But I mean, honestly though,
<v Speaker 3>she was just about to be a literal sex slave.
<v Speaker 5>Like, I feel like this is best case scenario.
<v Speaker 2>Not even bead chopped out.
<v Speaker 1>She's gonna get chopped up because she had to say
<v Speaker 1>yes right then and there. Yeah, so she's gonna get
<v Speaker 1>chopped up.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I would stay with this mandatar. Actually yeah I would.
<v Speaker 1>He's rich and if he wants to just treat me
<v Speaker 1>like a little princess, why not?
<v Speaker 4>All right?
<v Speaker 1>Jude shouts at him that this is ridiculous, and you
<v Speaker 1>know what, He's got a point. He tells her he's
<v Speaker 1>not above using her debt to keep her here. He's
<v Speaker 1>got a man in his basement who is sent to
<v Speaker 1>kill her, and he's the one choosing to protect her.
<v Speaker 1>She owes him, whether she likes it or not, and
<v Speaker 1>like true girl, get on your knees girl, And deep
<v Speaker 1>down Jude wants to stay. Internally, she's like, ah mian,
<v Speaker 1>I have to stay. Dg it boo. But she gives
<v Speaker 1>Lysander a pathetic not in agreement, and he brings her
<v Speaker 1>in for a hug. They chat about her reluctance for commitment,
<v Speaker 1>and she tells him every time she's trusted someone, they
<v Speaker 1>fucked her over, and he says, baby, don't worry about trust,
<v Speaker 1>just hold up your end of the bargain. As payment
<v Speaker 1>for saving her life, she'll stay with him forever, and
<v Speaker 1>Jude tells him he won't want her forever, and he says, hmm, well,
<v Speaker 1>I sent to you so I will. But to make
<v Speaker 1>you feel more comfortable, we'll drop a contract and if
<v Speaker 1>I ever decide to leave you, you'll get a big
<v Speaker 1>settlement and a house, so you're comfortably set up. And
<v Speaker 1>this actually sounds really nice to Jude, but she starts
<v Speaker 1>to protest again and Lysander is not having it. He
<v Speaker 1>stomps his little hoof and Jude thinks he's so sex
<v Speaker 1>you when he's angry. He apologizes for getting angry, telling
<v Speaker 1>her his bony is making him irritable.
<v Speaker 2>He just came as gravy, I know, but he.
<v Speaker 1>Has to like fuck her for it to go down.
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, right, right, right right okay.
<v Speaker 1>Also, new clothes arrived for her while she was sleeping
<v Speaker 1>and they should probably eat. She tells him he can
<v Speaker 1>blame his bad attitude on his dick all he wants,
<v Speaker 1>but he is quite the temper. He says. If you
<v Speaker 1>want to help with my temper, you better kiss me.
<v Speaker 1>And they start making out, and he lifts her up
<v Speaker 1>so her legs are straddling his waist.
<v Speaker 2>I want to fuck you, baby girl, he says, his
<v Speaker 2>voice dropping to a low, intimate rumble. Please. He kisses
<v Speaker 2>my neck, rough tongue swiping over my skin. Let me
<v Speaker 2>fuck you. Another hot kiss drops on my jaw, followed
<v Speaker 2>by a lick that makes me shiver. I'll go slow,
<v Speaker 2>be gentle. More kisses pepper up my cheek. Please, little Jude,
<v Speaker 2>I'm going crazy. I need you so much. Do it,
<v Speaker 2>little Jude, do it girl.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I thought that was like kind of
<v Speaker 1>just like the begging. I was like, oh, beg some more.
<v Speaker 1>Jude says yes, So Lysander throws her on the bed
<v Speaker 1>and gets in between her legs and licks her ass
<v Speaker 1>to clit.
<v Speaker 4>And can I breathe you? He rumbles between licking me
<v Speaker 4>so deliciously. I can't help but shake just a little bit,
<v Speaker 4>just once. Need to put my cum inside you, please,
<v Speaker 4>baby girl.
<v Speaker 3>Let me make you a beef twinkie, A beef pie.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a, Jude moans, raising her hips higher, pressing herself
<v Speaker 1>into his face. He feasts on her puss and Judy's
<v Speaker 1>getting hornier and hornier. She wants his dick. He asks
<v Speaker 1>about anal and she says, god no, and he's like,
<v Speaker 1>you sure, and she's already scared for her pussy, so
<v Speaker 1>she's like, yeah, I'm sure, but then agrees that maybe
<v Speaker 1>later they can try anal.
<v Speaker 2>She is gonna get torn in half.
<v Speaker 1>Literally, I would say, get that away from my asshole,
<v Speaker 1>get it away.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so here.
<v Speaker 3>Then he asks, pushing his tongue in my pussy again,
<v Speaker 3>as deep as it can go. It feels so good,
<v Speaker 3>and I clench, moaning, can I feel this tight little
<v Speaker 3>pussy with my cumb little.
<v Speaker 5>Jude, will you let Yes?
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I scream at this time, so horny, I'm out
<v Speaker 3>of my mind.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's fill me with your cum.
<v Speaker 5>With your gravy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Jude is begging for his cock at this point, and
<v Speaker 1>Lysander is playing with her for a bit and Jude
<v Speaker 1>snaps and tells him either they fuck right now or
<v Speaker 1>not at all. So she's in the middle of the
<v Speaker 1>bed on her stomach and Lysander gets ready to put
<v Speaker 1>it in her. He slowly inches in and Jude is
<v Speaker 1>about to come just from him putting it in. It
<v Speaker 1>takes him a minute to get him fully in, but
<v Speaker 1>once he's in, they falk in. Yeah. Jude comes multiple times,
<v Speaker 1>and after Lysander comes, they lay side by side on
<v Speaker 1>the bed. The sex was so much better than Jude
<v Speaker 1>could have imagined. But now she's panicking because she can't
<v Speaker 1>have sex with anyone else. This was the best sex
<v Speaker 1>of her life. How could she give this up? Lysander
<v Speaker 1>turns to her and says, hello, mate, and Jude is like, mate,
<v Speaker 1>what does this mean? And he tells her it means
<v Speaker 1>she is his and he is hers. She's understandably freaking
<v Speaker 1>out a little, asking if this is basically their version
<v Speaker 1>of marriage, and he's like, well, kind of. Then he
<v Speaker 1>explains that he normally uses a magical glamour to appear
<v Speaker 1>human in a day to day life, but during the
<v Speaker 1>Minotar Run, which is basically a mating event where they
<v Speaker 1>chase potential partners, he drops the disguise. So that's where
<v Speaker 1>they met at the Minotar Run. Oh, and he's been
<v Speaker 1>going to the Minotar Run for two years trying to
<v Speaker 1>find his mate, and now he's found her and he's
<v Speaker 1>not letting her go. That's his pooky And even though
<v Speaker 1>she's still processing all of this, the chemistry is very
<v Speaker 1>much still happening. She's ready to go again, and of
<v Speaker 1>course so is he. He asks if she's ready for
<v Speaker 1>anal and she says she's down as hell.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, crazy girl.
<v Speaker 1>Now that they're mated, she wants him just as much
<v Speaker 1>as he wants her. Lysander asks her to open up
<v Speaker 1>the bedside drawer on her side, and hearing him say
<v Speaker 1>her side gives her a thrill. She's like, oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>mind's sign. I don't even think it's been twenty four hours. No.
<v Speaker 4>Also, of course she's excited about having her own side
<v Speaker 4>of the bed. She was a squatter.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, She's like, I don't even have a bed
<v Speaker 2>at home.
<v Speaker 1>Instead of picking up the lube, she pulls out a
<v Speaker 1>smooth metal rod. Jude asks him what it is, and
<v Speaker 1>Lysander tells her it's a sounding rod for his cock.
<v Speaker 1>Jude asks him if it goes all the way in,
<v Speaker 1>and Lysander asks if she wants to find out. Jude
<v Speaker 1>tells him he is way too trusting, and he's like, well,
<v Speaker 1>you're trusting me with your asshole, so I guess we're
<v Speaker 1>even Jake fair.
<v Speaker 2>Push it all the way to the bladder, baby.
<v Speaker 1>Jude starts by lubing up the sounding rod and gets
<v Speaker 1>Lysander prepped while straddling him, her ass to his face.
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of mutual teasing happening. She's playing with
<v Speaker 1>his cock, he's fingering her darkest secret. They're about trying
<v Speaker 1>to push each other to the edge without fully giving
<v Speaker 1>in mind you. While they're doing this, they are also
<v Speaker 1>carrying on a conversation. I don't think I've ever done that,
<v Speaker 1>have you? No't think so, Lysander tells her she's not
<v Speaker 1>going to work anymore, because not only is she his
<v Speaker 1>target of protection because you know, kill her in the basement,
<v Speaker 1>but also because he plans to keep her thoroughly occupied.
<v Speaker 1>Jude tries to sass back, but she's also completely into it.
<v Speaker 2>Fine, I won't go to work, I say, pushing the
<v Speaker 2>rod inside this time through resistance, he jerks again, making
<v Speaker 2>a strange sound, and fucks my ass with his finger,
<v Speaker 2>breathing hard. I finally allow myself a moan arching so
<v Speaker 2>my ass is fully exposed, and he grunts with appreciation.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck me with it, baby girl. He rasps, just like
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking you. He doesn't have to tell me twice.
<v Speaker 2>I grip the rod, brace myself on one elbow, and
<v Speaker 2>start thrusting. Oh my god, that sounds so painful.
<v Speaker 4>It's not a normal penis right, So is it still
<v Speaker 4>sounding when that thing gapes open to take a small
<v Speaker 4>metal rod?
<v Speaker 2>Technically?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I read a Chuck Pollinic book where this kid heard
<v Speaker 2>about sounding, so he melted a candle and took the
<v Speaker 2>wax and he rolled it into a rod, and then
<v Speaker 2>he shoved it up his pele, but then it broke
<v Speaker 2>in his pee hole.
<v Speaker 5>Did he have to get surgery?
<v Speaker 2>I think so.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And this is why you don't do homemade sex toys.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 3>I saw something where someone fit a shot glass up
<v Speaker 3>there your ethra, no no.
<v Speaker 5>Thing, Yeah, google it.
<v Speaker 3>I saw it on on Snapchat when I still had
<v Speaker 3>daily mail.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I would check daily mail every day and it was like,
<v Speaker 3>literally on daily mail.
<v Speaker 2>A shot glass.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, how shout out daily Mail.
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I need to see a video. Unfortunately,
<v Speaker 1>I well, I'll find it for you.
<v Speaker 5>There wasn't a video, but it was a picture of
<v Speaker 5>the X ray.
<v Speaker 2>Oh. God, you remember back in the early two thousands
<v Speaker 2>where you'd find all those like fucked up videos, like
<v Speaker 2>the two girls one cup thing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't even know how we fucking found those.
<v Speaker 2>There was one called kids in the Sandbox? Did you
<v Speaker 2>guys watch that one?
<v Speaker 5>Wait, it has to do a shit, doesn't it.
<v Speaker 2>No?
<v Speaker 1>No, that's two girls, one cup.
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, that is two girls, one cup.
<v Speaker 1>What's the sandbox one?
<v Speaker 2>Again?
<v Speaker 1>What is he sits on something, doesn't he?
<v Speaker 2>No, that's jarsk Kids in the Sandbox. He has a
<v Speaker 2>vibrator and he shoves it up his pea hole and
<v Speaker 2>he's just like thrusting it into his pea hole and
<v Speaker 2>you can see the like pea hole separating. It's disgusting.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why it's called kids in the Sandbox.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I've never seen this.
<v Speaker 4>Does he bleed?
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.
<v Speaker 1>I wish I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 2>I'll send me the link.
<v Speaker 1>No, he tells it to slow down or he'll come.
<v Speaker 1>And she says, so what you'll be hard to get
<v Speaker 1>in a minute, and he calls her a minx as
<v Speaker 1>he fingers her ass with two fingers and she's begging
<v Speaker 1>for more, and he then puts in three fingers in
<v Speaker 1>her ass, and she turns to look at him.
<v Speaker 4>Fuck me, I say, surprised about how rasping my voice is.
<v Speaker 4>I clear my throat.
<v Speaker 5>Come on, bull boy, I'm done waiting.
<v Speaker 2>Boy.
<v Speaker 1>Also, throughout this whole book, he's like huffing and puffin'.
<v Speaker 1>Literally yes. He tells her to lay on her back,
<v Speaker 1>so she does, and she spreads her legs, pushing them
<v Speaker 1>up to her chest.
<v Speaker 3>Lysander moves deeper and the friction soothes the sting until
<v Speaker 3>the tension inside me uncoils and I moan and relieve.
<v Speaker 3>Good girl, He murmurs, buried so deep. I feel his
<v Speaker 3>hips pressing intimately into me, taking it all up her ass.
<v Speaker 4>Oh so he put his water in her booty.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was anal time.
<v Speaker 2>Her shit's just gonna drop right out for them.
<v Speaker 1>Lysander checks in with her to make sure she's doing okay,
<v Speaker 1>and she says yeah, but internally she's like, oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>this is the best shit ever. He's thrusting into her,
<v Speaker 1>and she feels perfect and complete.
<v Speaker 2>Just like this, baby girl, Oh fuck, just like this.
<v Speaker 2>I've never fucked a human ass. You feel so good.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.
<v Speaker 1>In Jude's head She's like, wait, what the fuck, because
<v Speaker 1>she's like, why would you make me do anal if
<v Speaker 1>you've never even done anal with a human before. She
<v Speaker 1>asks how he knew it would fit in her ass,
<v Speaker 1>and he tells her she was made to fit him.
<v Speaker 1>He tells her she'll never want another cock but his.
<v Speaker 1>They both have explosive orgasms and snuggle up and fall
<v Speaker 1>asleep for a bit. Later on, Jude steps out of
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom to see Lysander dressed in a suit, messing
<v Speaker 1>with his cuff links. He shows her the wardrobe he
<v Speaker 1>bought for her, and it's like a shit ton of clothes,
<v Speaker 1>fancy clothes, normal clothes, a ton of them. He tells
<v Speaker 1>her they have a job to complete the man in
<v Speaker 1>the basement. Lysander wants her help and tells her to
<v Speaker 1>put some clothes on and hands her a pair of
<v Speaker 1>combat boots, so she picks out a tank top cargo
<v Speaker 1>pants and gets the heavy combat boots on. They make
<v Speaker 1>their way down to the basement and the man that
<v Speaker 1>was sent there to killer is sitting tied up on
<v Speaker 1>a chair. Lysander tells him he tried to kill his mate,
<v Speaker 1>so he should slaughter him, but nay, nay, he should
<v Speaker 1>be more afraid of Jude. He tells Jude that he'd
<v Speaker 1>like her to show their guest what she does to
<v Speaker 1>men who threaten her. At first, Jude doesn't get it,
<v Speaker 1>but then she remembers. So she walks over to the
<v Speaker 1>man and stomps repeatedly on his dick while he screams.
<v Speaker 1>And she said it felt really good, and I bet
<v Speaker 1>it did. All right after that, Lysander has his people
<v Speaker 1>take care of him. His plan was not to kill him,
<v Speaker 1>just to send a message not to fuck with him.
<v Speaker 1>Lysander and Jude go and have dinner made by his chef,
<v Speaker 1>and he tells her this is her home now, and
<v Speaker 1>she is so happy. We're in the epilogue now a
<v Speaker 1>year and a half has past and she's pregnant with
<v Speaker 1>their first baby and they live happily ever after the end.
<v Speaker 3>Uh God, so happy for her.
<v Speaker 2>This is one of my favorite Riley reads we've ever done.
<v Speaker 2>I loved it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was a good one. Is he What do
<v Speaker 1>you get? Think?
<v Speaker 4>I'm scared of his wiener still? But it was good.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Wiener is scary. I wonder how it.
<v Speaker 2>Felt horrible slimy with gravy coming out.
<v Speaker 3>Yep, I think I'm a free because I would just
<v Speaker 3>want to put a strap on and fuck his dick.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, all right, Jenna, I would want to
<v Speaker 2>jerk him off over a famous bowl from Kansi.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'd say, get over here, baby,
<v Speaker 1>I need some gravy for me dinner.
<v Speaker 2>These potatoes need some ravy.
<v Speaker 1>All right.
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