<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katy, and Josh.

<v Speaker 2>It has been not stop since I walked in the

<v Speaker 2>door of the studio this morning with Katie and all

<v Speaker 2>of her nonsense going on this weekend. And all started

<v Speaker 2>with she couldn't get in her car this morning because

<v Speaker 2>her keyfob wasn't working. She had an incident with some

<v Speaker 2>junior mints that spilled on the floor of her car

<v Speaker 2>and she had the floor heat on and they melted everywhere.

<v Speaker 2>You had a sun roof open in the car wash

<v Speaker 2>this week got into that yet, Oh we don't need

<v Speaker 2>to that's the gist of it.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 2>And there was incident with bras and people cut in

<v Speaker 2>front of you, for God's sakes, just for okay, what

<v Speaker 2>were your therapy.

<v Speaker 4>Before I went on this awful date? Get to I

<v Speaker 4>went to the outlets down in Castle Rock. I had

<v Speaker 4>to get a bra, and I went down to a

<v Speaker 4>specific place.

<v Speaker 3>What kind of brought did you?

<v Speaker 1>I got two? I got two bras.

<v Speaker 4>One of them is just a seamless push up bra

<v Speaker 4>and the other one is a full coverage like T

<v Speaker 4>shirt bra. But they are awesome and I love them.

<v Speaker 4>And that's one of the best things that happened this weekend.

<v Speaker 4>Is after I had to go exchange them after I

<v Speaker 4>got the wrong size. They did fit quite nicely and

<v Speaker 4>I love them. Girls look great. So there's that.

<v Speaker 1>Oh you don't post those pictures everything. No, so I

<v Speaker 1>did not.

<v Speaker 4>But while I was going to shop for those specific things,

<v Speaker 4>I was in the parking lot and I was coming

<v Speaker 4>across this parking spot. It was so busy on Saturday.

<v Speaker 4>It was like Black Friday again, Like I couldn't find

<v Speaker 4>a place to park. And as I was coming after

<v Speaker 4>like searching for five minutes, there was a vehicle in

<v Speaker 4>like the front, front front, and they had backed into

<v Speaker 4>their parking spot and they were about to leave, so

<v Speaker 4>they were just gonna drive forward right and I saw

<v Speaker 4>them and I was like, Ah, that's it, that's my

<v Speaker 4>spot right there. I had my blinker on. I was

<v Speaker 4>ready to get into that spot. There was somebody from

<v Speaker 4>the other side that swooped in and grabbed it before

<v Speaker 4>I could, and they knew I was waiting.

<v Speaker 1>My blinker was on. Swooper.

<v Speaker 4>They were like, Swooper, you were so mad about it,

<v Speaker 4>like and then like you have to think, like I

<v Speaker 4>don't want to get into an altercation with someone in

<v Speaker 4>a parking lot, So I'm not going to in front

<v Speaker 4>of them.

<v Speaker 1>No, it wouldn't if I was in jail on Monday.

<v Speaker 4>But also I just I was already worked up, so

<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I don't need to go talk to somebody

<v Speaker 4>about this.

<v Speaker 1>I'll find another parking spot whatever.

<v Speaker 4>Then while I was in this store looking for a bra,

<v Speaker 4>I was looking at the clearance rack.

<v Speaker 1>And you know how the clearance rack is like a.

<v Speaker 4>Circular rack, right, and so when you're looking at items,

<v Speaker 4>you have a specific section of the rack that's yours

<v Speaker 4>to look in as you.

<v Speaker 3>Look through, generally where you're in front of, Yes, exactly.

<v Speaker 4>So I'm looking at the items in front of me,

<v Speaker 4>and you know, looking at the sizes, making sure they fit,

<v Speaker 4>and all of a sudden, this woman reaches into my

<v Speaker 4>space and tries to grab a flannel that's in my spot,

<v Speaker 4>Like I'm in front of these clothes right now, and

<v Speaker 4>I look.

<v Speaker 3>At it and I'm like, you never reach in excuse me?

<v Speaker 1>And she said, well, you're moving a little slow.

<v Speaker 4>Whoa matter? I get all the time I need. I'm

<v Speaker 4>in front of that spot, Like you moved to the

<v Speaker 4>next spot. That's what you Yeah, that's what you reach in.

<v Speaker 3>You never reach it. But I need to see how

<v Speaker 3>long you were staying.

<v Speaker 1>I don't care, that's not it doesn't matter.

<v Speaker 3>You don't reach in, but you don't reach.

<v Speaker 1>Because that lady reached for the flannel.

<v Speaker 3>I thought that time, did you really?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like you're finding this and then it didn't even

<v Speaker 1>fit me?

<v Speaker 3>Who cares? Didn't bring it back. Later I gave it

<v Speaker 3>to Zoe.

<v Speaker 4>It was fine, But no, it was just such a

<v Speaker 4>like annoying thing that happened one after the other after

<v Speaker 4>the other.

<v Speaker 3>About then.

<v Speaker 4>This happened yesterday. That's after I brought the bras and

<v Speaker 4>stuff back at the trick size. But yeah, we were

<v Speaker 4>in this store as I was getting my new bras,

<v Speaker 4>and maybe Nana was with me, and I was standing

<v Speaker 4>in line waiting to pay, and she was over in

<v Speaker 4>this clearance area where I was yesterday the reacher was,

<v Speaker 4>where the reacher was, she was over there, and all

<v Speaker 4>of a sudden, it just hit me, and it hit

<v Speaker 4>everybody at the same time that somebody had just crop

<v Speaker 4>dusted that entire store.

<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't just like somebody tooted.

<v Speaker 4>It was like it was currently in their pants, because

<v Speaker 4>that's did not leave the store then just smelled like it,

<v Speaker 4>and so we like came up to me and it

<v Speaker 4>was so funny because she's like.

<v Speaker 3>To go, she was trying to.

<v Speaker 1>She did not. It was.

<v Speaker 4>In that store, and it's so when that happens, when

<v Speaker 4>all of a sudden there's an awful smell that's like

<v Speaker 4>a wave, a tidal wave that reaches every customer in

<v Speaker 4>the store, everyone looks at.

<v Speaker 1>Everybody like, which we did you just did this?

<v Speaker 3>Who it was right?

<v Speaker 1>It was not? No, it wasn't. Listen.

<v Speaker 4>I hung out with her the the whole rest of

<v Speaker 4>the night and she smells great. It was not baby Nanna,

<v Speaker 4>but somebody dealt it right.

<v Speaker 2>Like at the gym the other day, I was running

<v Speaker 2>the track upstairs, which is like above the basketball courts.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I cropped.

<v Speaker 2>Usted that entire track for like twenty minutes. I really did.

<v Speaker 2>I even Nicole was on one of the bikes up there. Away,

<v Speaker 2>I stopped and got next her. I go, I just

<v Speaker 2>crept tested this entire track and then I took off.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, I know.

<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you just got it. Sometimes you have again.

<v Speaker 1>When you propped us that one thing, but when you're

<v Speaker 1>laying them.

<v Speaker 3>You know, that sounds like a situation where somebody.

<v Speaker 4>When you lay an egg, that's completely different. That's the

<v Speaker 4>whole difference.

<v Speaker 3>Didn't slip exactly.

<v Speaker 4>So that was just the day leading up to this date,

<v Speaker 4>which Saturday night is when it was supposed to take place,

<v Speaker 4>and I just already I'm giving up my Saturday night

<v Speaker 4>for somebody i'd never met. I mean, we talked about things.

<v Speaker 4>I felt like we had a pretty good idea of

<v Speaker 4>each other. But already, when we decided where we were

<v Speaker 4>going to go, I suggested one place just because I'm like,

<v Speaker 4>I like this place. I know what they serve, and

<v Speaker 4>I know they have something for everybody. He said, well, actually,

<v Speaker 4>I want to take you someplace a little more unique,

<v Speaker 4>and I thought I know. Immediately I'm like, Okay, this

<v Speaker 4>is either really cute or very I don't know, yeah exactly,

<v Speaker 4>Like I don't know what his idea of unique is.

<v Speaker 1>But when we he finally the next day, he's like,

<v Speaker 1>i'll message you the details.

<v Speaker 4>The next day, he mentions a restaurant that's very comparable

<v Speaker 4>to the one I mentioned, So I'm it's.

<v Speaker 3>A little more high end, so I think, but the

<v Speaker 3>same stuff.

<v Speaker 4>Like I walked into it and I'm like, I feel

<v Speaker 4>like even the mood lighting is the exact same, very

<v Speaker 4>similar the decor, like the server's uniforms or they're you know,

<v Speaker 4>they're get up. It's almost I thought I was in

<v Speaker 4>the place I suggested. So it's just so funny how

<v Speaker 4>that was kind of just the start of it. So

<v Speaker 4>I was like, already not super impressed with he wanted

<v Speaker 4>to take me, but we showed up whatever.

<v Speaker 1>He got there first, so he was waiting for me.

<v Speaker 4>When I show up and he stands up from the

<v Speaker 4>table immediately. He's at least ten fifteen years older than

<v Speaker 4>what his pictures look like, and he's got to be

<v Speaker 4>carrying at least another forty pounds than what his pictures

<v Speaker 4>show me.

<v Speaker 3>I did what every woman does on the table.

<v Speaker 1>Now women don't do that. I'm so I don't do that.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, I can't speak for all women because you know,

<v Speaker 4>it's not a blanket statement. I don't lie about my stuff.

<v Speaker 4>And we had already talked multiple times, and this is

<v Speaker 4>what frustrates me is, you know we talked about things

<v Speaker 4>like the Friday before I was like, yeah, I just

<v Speaker 4>hit my fiftieth mile running, Like I'm pretty active. I

<v Speaker 4>go hiking, I do pilate. He's like, I do a

<v Speaker 4>lot of things. And he also was on we were.

<v Speaker 1>Happy to girls.

<v Speaker 4>I love running like it takes away all my stresses.

<v Speaker 4>The homie you run out of breath, like, so let's

<v Speaker 4>be real. Can I still run, Jeremy, that's the thing.

<v Speaker 1>I don't look like.

<v Speaker 4>I ate in an out and an arctic slushy blast

<v Speaker 4>from Sonic with nerds and day I did you did those?

<v Speaker 1>But I do the things.

<v Speaker 3>He was completely different looking than profile.

<v Speaker 1>And again he made it seem like he was an

<v Speaker 1>active person.

<v Speaker 4>And it wasn't just like the look, it's the overall

<v Speaker 4>just like you know, greasy skin.

<v Speaker 1>It was like pimple. I mean, you can tell when

<v Speaker 1>somebody doesn't take care of themselves.

<v Speaker 3>You can't believe sometimes you get a pimple.

<v Speaker 4>Why are you? I knew you were going to defend him, Shui.

<v Speaker 2>None of your dates ever work out. And now you're

<v Speaker 2>mad because the guy had a pimple.

<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm mad because he lied about everything like that?

<v Speaker 4>What else did he like, Hey, you run, there's no

<v Speaker 4>way okay. First of all, second, so again the age

<v Speaker 4>thing and everything right like, and then another thing that

<v Speaker 4>irritated me is just the entire premise of the date.

<v Speaker 4>He's trying to make future plans, and I just sat

<v Speaker 4>down and I hate that more than anything. When people

<v Speaker 4>are like, oh, the next time we come here, we

<v Speaker 4>should try this, or you know, like talking about me

<v Speaker 4>going on a hike, and he's like, I've always wanted

<v Speaker 4>to go there. I can't wait until we can go

<v Speaker 4>hang out together there. And I'm like, why are you

<v Speaker 4>doing this. Don't make future plans when you are already

<v Speaker 4>are lying to me like.

<v Speaker 3>Knows you can't hike with somebody with a pimples.

<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, no, So then no, Because he said he

<v Speaker 1>was a big Nuggets fan. And the night before there.

<v Speaker 4>Was a big game in Okac that the Nuggets dropped,

<v Speaker 4>and there was a face that Joker made that was

<v Speaker 4>just intense, and everybody on that face was And so

<v Speaker 4>when I brought it up, he was completely clueless, and

<v Speaker 4>I'm like, you said you were a Nuggets fan.

<v Speaker 3>Maybe he had something else going on. One on social media,

<v Speaker 3>sell the Nuggets played eighty two games a year.

<v Speaker 4>All of these are combining, like he says, lying and

<v Speaker 4>lying and lying, and then he missed the game.

<v Speaker 1>Jeremy, he didn't.

<v Speaker 3>Lie about anything on that, but he didn't lie. But okay,

<v Speaker 3>he just didn't watch the game.

<v Speaker 1>It irritated me though, because everyone knew what his face was.

<v Speaker 1>Everyone knew what his face was, and he had If

<v Speaker 1>you haven't asked me, I wouldn't ask you. I know

<v Speaker 1>you don't know. He said he's a Nuggets fan.

<v Speaker 3>The funny thing is is I knew because I saw

<v Speaker 3>it on even you knew, like.

<v Speaker 4>But I like, he said he was a big Nuggets fan.

<v Speaker 4>And when I tell people I'm a big Nuggets fan,

<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure you know, like.

<v Speaker 3>Right, you have a Nuggets tattoos. So yeah, yeah, my thing.

<v Speaker 1>Is I am a big water you playing this.

<v Speaker 3>Is like the Oscars where I have to play you

<v Speaker 3>off music starting your speeches were No, I'm not jump

<v Speaker 3>into some stuff here, Katie. Do you want to continue

<v Speaker 3>when we come back. I don't know what. I don't

<v Speaker 3>know if I can stop you, Okay.

<v Speaker 4>On air therapy, I'm not, so we have to keep

<v Speaker 4>it going. I'm not telling you I haven't got all

<v Speaker 4>the crescendo.

<v Speaker 1>It's all leading up to this one moment. All right,

<v Speaker 1>you haven't heard it yet, gosh.

<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll be back in about ten minutes. Or

<v Speaker 2>so we'll we'll get into it, all right, you get it.

<v Speaker 3>Take a breath, take.

<v Speaker 1>A lap, Take a lap, you walk around, go outside,

<v Speaker 1>all right.

<v Speaker 2>I hope there's nobody in our office with a pimple,

<v Speaker 2>because Katie's gonna get in your kitchen.

<v Speaker 3>Well, would you like to continue bashing this date you

<v Speaker 3>went out with?

<v Speaker 1>Yes, I would, thank you very much.

<v Speaker 3>Did pants on the date?

<v Speaker 1>That might have made it easier for me to just

<v Speaker 1>did you stay this day?

<v Speaker 2>If you missed it? Katie was mad because she showed

<v Speaker 2>up and this guy had a pimple.

<v Speaker 4>No, that wasn't it either that I showed up and

<v Speaker 4>this guy lied about everything he told me over messages

<v Speaker 4>over the phone. He put pictures up on his dating

<v Speaker 4>profile that were so so not him, like him fifteen

<v Speaker 4>years ago. Yes, but he did not look anything like

<v Speaker 4>these pictures anymore. It almost looked like it was his

<v Speaker 4>younger brother who was still in college or something, is

<v Speaker 4>what he looked like he posted pictures of. So there

<v Speaker 4>were so many things that he did wrong and then

<v Speaker 4>leading up to me seeing him on this date.

<v Speaker 1>But that's the thing.

<v Speaker 4>I sat down and I was willing to give him

<v Speaker 4>the benefit of the doubt.

<v Speaker 1>Right, like, let's let this guy talk.

<v Speaker 4>And that's the thing is he said all the things

<v Speaker 4>about the future talk like I said, So I sat

<v Speaker 4>down and immediately he's trying to make future plans like ooh,

<v Speaker 4>and next time we come here, we should order this.

<v Speaker 4>Like this is day one and you're already lying to me.

<v Speaker 4>I don't think there's gonna be a date too. But

<v Speaker 4>he kept like talking about how he wanted to go

<v Speaker 4>on hikes and he wanted to do this and then it.

<v Speaker 1>Because you don't do that.

<v Speaker 3>But don't talk about on hike ringy.

<v Speaker 4>No, you don't talk about creating future plans with somebody

<v Speaker 4>when they just met you, because that's assuming.

<v Speaker 1>To go on date two. Well, you like hiking to

<v Speaker 1>me though, Like.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, you told me that you were one person. I

<v Speaker 4>showed up and you clearly lied, And now I have

<v Speaker 4>to sit through this date. I have, yes, I have

<v Speaker 4>to now sit through this whole date knowing you lied

<v Speaker 4>to me, knowing that everything you said was complete bs.

<v Speaker 1>I showed up anyway, and now I'm trapped.

<v Speaker 3>Did he say hiking?

<v Speaker 4>No, he said he did like hiking, and that's part

<v Speaker 4>of it. So he had in comment. But again I

<v Speaker 4>show up. You lied to me.

<v Speaker 3>How did he lie about hiking?

<v Speaker 4>No, he didn't lie about hiking, but you lied to me.

<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to set up future dates with you.

<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to set up future plans. I'm not

<v Speaker 4>going to do future things with somebody who started off

<v Speaker 4>the relationship on a.

<v Speaker 3>Lie because he didn't tell you he had party done.

<v Speaker 1>He didn't. He put pictures up that weren't him.

<v Speaker 4>Jeremy Like, I just don't think people understand how frustrating

<v Speaker 4>that is. Not only did I waste my time on

<v Speaker 4>this date, I've been talking to this man for about

<v Speaker 4>a week.

<v Speaker 3>This is me like what's seen in.

<v Speaker 1>Something, it doesn't really matter because.

<v Speaker 3>Can see dat bubble.

<v Speaker 4>Yes, absolutely, you can see my pictures and you can

<v Speaker 4>see right now.

<v Speaker 3>I want story, okay, and then I want to see

<v Speaker 3>your picture.

<v Speaker 1>Gosh, so you just coming for me.

<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not so Devil's advocate.

<v Speaker 4>I know.

<v Speaker 1>Coming for me because of how I described him.

<v Speaker 4>But I was irritated again the lies and me taking

<v Speaker 4>my time, my whole day for this, my whole nine,

<v Speaker 4>my whole Saturday night is supposed.

<v Speaker 3>To be side. You could have clicked with him too,

<v Speaker 3>I mean it could have good. You could have gone in.

<v Speaker 2>You could have gone in and seen him, and he

<v Speaker 2>doesn't look like his profile pictures, which we all lie

<v Speaker 2>on our profile pictures.

<v Speaker 1>We don't.

<v Speaker 2>But you went in just because you saw him and

<v Speaker 2>instantly had a negative attitude instead of flip flopping it

<v Speaker 2>and saying, mate, there might be a spark here, okay,

<v Speaker 2>you instantly put up a wall.

<v Speaker 4>So then, right then, after all of that said and done,

<v Speaker 4>he's trying to make future plans. He doesn't know about

<v Speaker 4>Choker's very famous face in this state.

<v Speaker 1>All of these things.

<v Speaker 4>Are just irritating me, one after the other after the other.

<v Speaker 4>Then it gets to the point where it's about not

<v Speaker 4>drinking because I put on my dating profile, I don't drink,

<v Speaker 4>your age. I don't care if other people drink, but

<v Speaker 4>if they like put on their profile that they're a yes,

<v Speaker 4>like I do drink, That tells me you drink like

<v Speaker 4>every day, so I don't. I don't go for those people, right, Like,

<v Speaker 4>it's something that I just noticed, but his profile said

<v Speaker 4>that sometimes he drank sometime with it whatever. But he

<v Speaker 4>brings it up and he's like, I said, I saw

<v Speaker 4>on your profile that you don't drink, and I'm not

<v Speaker 4>a big drinker. I just do it on special occasions

<v Speaker 4>and he just is trying to justify it, and I'm

<v Speaker 4>just like it's fine, Like I don't care if people

<v Speaker 4>have a drink or too, Like I just don't like

<v Speaker 4>drunk people all the time type situations. And he's like, well,

<v Speaker 4>because you know they have this drink. I was looking

<v Speaker 4>at it.

<v Speaker 1>It's a they've got a frisky whiskey. Thought maybe we

<v Speaker 1>could order that. I was done. That's it. That's all it.

<v Speaker 3>Took for me.

<v Speaker 4>Once he suggested the frisky whiskey, I said, is there

<v Speaker 4>a reason the pictures on your dating profile are like

<v Speaker 4>fifteen years older than what I'm looking at right now.

<v Speaker 4>I said that to him and he said no. This

<v Speaker 4>is where I got heated, because then he said, oh, yeah,

<v Speaker 4>it's fun something I actually don't tell people, because he

<v Speaker 4>said he was thirty eight, right, He told me he

<v Speaker 4>was thirty eight years old.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm actually forty five, and.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, no, I know, I did you think

<v Speaker 3>that was funny?

<v Speaker 4>Well, he totally thought it was funny, and he thought

<v Speaker 4>he was like letting me in on an inside joke.

<v Speaker 1>And I was like, okay, listen.

<v Speaker 3>See. I don't like that. I said, that's a huge live.

<v Speaker 4>I said, Kyle, listen, Kle, I took my time tonight

<v Speaker 4>to meet you.

<v Speaker 1>And I'm already having anxiety with this conversation. I don't

<v Speaker 1>like this. I don't like how it's making me feel.

<v Speaker 4>I've kind of already had a bad day leading up

<v Speaker 4>to this, so I don't know if this is just

<v Speaker 4>mercury in retrograde times ten.

<v Speaker 1>But I was like, I just have to leave. I

<v Speaker 1>was like, I have to leave right now, so I'm

<v Speaker 1>gonna go. I was like, I hope you have a

<v Speaker 1>good day.

<v Speaker 4>And I grab my stuff and I found our server

<v Speaker 4>and I was like, can you make my stuff to go?

<v Speaker 4>I will pay for my stuff right now so he

<v Speaker 4>doesn't have to pay for it. I need my stuff

<v Speaker 4>to go. I will go walk around this mall and

<v Speaker 4>come back and get my food. And so I went

<v Speaker 4>and walked around. They forgot about my food, so I

<v Speaker 4>had to sit there for another twenty minutes waiting for

<v Speaker 4>the food to be ready. And then I went home.

<v Speaker 4>And here's where again, like I felt like I had

<v Speaker 4>so much bad ju ju on me, Like I was

<v Speaker 4>just like, why are things going so bad for me.

<v Speaker 4>So I say, I need to go get a car wash.

<v Speaker 4>I need to go right now and wash everything off,

<v Speaker 4>go take a shower. I need to just wash it

<v Speaker 4>all off. So I go to the car wash, and

<v Speaker 4>what I thought was closing my moonroof was actually venting

<v Speaker 4>my moon roof. So while I was sitting in the

<v Speaker 4>car wash contemplating all the bad things that happened to me,

<v Speaker 4>including Kyle, my.

<v Speaker 1>Pat starts to get wet when it rains, it pours,

<v Speaker 1>and literally you have a.

<v Speaker 4>Car, and it just was like my whole life was

<v Speaker 4>just like I don't know what to do right now.

<v Speaker 1>I just slowly drove home. I it's kind of got

<v Speaker 1>into bed for a second. I had other things I

<v Speaker 1>had to do.

<v Speaker 4>I did go how my friend was something after that,

<v Speaker 4>but I just like I really just sat in my

<v Speaker 4>bed with a blanket over my face and was like,

<v Speaker 4>what did you do?

<v Speaker 1>What did you do?

<v Speaker 2>Then you posted the picture that dessert was horrible dessert.

<v Speaker 4>Then I get home and I opened my foot and

<v Speaker 4>I got a salad because I was gonna eat in

<v Speaker 4>front of a man for the first time. So I

<v Speaker 4>was like, we should probably have a fork and not

<v Speaker 4>eat with our hands.

<v Speaker 1>So I got.

<v Speaker 4>A salad and then I had to go home and

<v Speaker 4>eat that salad in my bed, and I'm so sad.

<v Speaker 3>That's the cherry tomato on top salad I've ever.

<v Speaker 1>Eaten in my life. And it's just like Selm.

<v Speaker 2>Anyone thought about Kyle though, just sitting there alone, like

<v Speaker 2>he was excited for this day.

<v Speaker 3>And you just got up and left.

<v Speaker 1>Kyle can eat it.

<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry,